Tosh Show - My Poker Coach - Nikki Limo
Episode Date: September 3, 2024Daniel is all in this week with poker player Nikki Limo, who went from acting in Los Angeles to making a final table in her first World Series of Poker appearance in Las Vegas.See omnystudio.com/liste...ner for privacy information.
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How do you feel about biscuits? Hi, I'm Akilah Hughes and I'm so excited about my new podcast Rebel Spirit
Where I head back to my hometown in Kentucky and try to convince my high school to change their racist mascot the rebels
Into something everyone in the South loves the biscuits. I was a lady rebel like what does that even mean?
It's right here in black and white and prints
It's bigger than a flag or mascot
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No.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
Only if I don't like them.
Right?
Yeah. Tosh Show.
Tosh Show.
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Welcome to Tosh Show.
Today's Bible verse, Revelation chapter 21 verse 5.
And he said, subscribe for this podcast is trustworthy and true. How you like that Eddie? Hosanna. That's good stuff
That book of Revelation is a real page-turner
Prior to that book, you know, there's a few duds but revelations man
They they follow the rule that I followed my entire career go out with a bang. Mm-hmm
Alright, let's get started. How was your weekend Eddie? It's pretty good. How was yours? Oh
So good
That I'm going to tell you about it
in a new segment
I'm calling may I please speak to a manager?
That sounds a little familiar.
Intellectual property, Eddie, that's intellectual property.
This weekend I was working up in Santianes
and I was staying at what Travel and Leisure
called the number one hotel in America.
I don't know if that's true,
but it was a beautiful hotel.
I recently redone the inn at Matty's Tavern.
I mean, let me tell you something just adorable, perfect service, new spa,
cute little bungalows, had a little two bedroom bungalow.
It's just a wonderful time.
Now, do I want to complain?
No, no, I don't want to, do I want to complain? No.
No, I don't want to, but I feel like I have to.
We went to the restaurant, the hotel restaurant for breakfast on Sunday morning.
Sunday morning, a great time to go to breakfast with your family.
You know, and this particular breakfast is just me and my wife and my two children.
And we go to sit down and lo and behold, right next to us is a party of 30.
You know, a bunch of tables shoved together.
We're eating outside and there's just as long table 30.
Now, I just don't get why restaurants do this.
Don't allow large parties and you're like, Oh, we, we, we need the business.
No, you don't.
Cause what you're doing is you're telling everybody else that comes to your restaurant, fuck you, we don't care.
We got a party of 30 here.
And by the way, I'm not complaining about dinner time or lunch.
This is breakfast.
We're talking about breakfast.
Breakfast?
We're talking about breakfast.
And you have a party of 30 at breakfast.
I don't know what these alcoholics, I'm just guessing it was rehab.
I have no idea what they were.
They were all dressed.
They all had black shirts on and I'm just like, ah, and so now, you know my servers like I'm like just
Come hurry up. Take our order. Nope. I'm just gonna grab drinks first. Oh, oh great
Are they gonna get their ordering in front of us? Yep a
30 top first of all, you're not a restaurant if you say yes to a party of 30. You're a cafeteria.
Well, they don't deserve to eat. Of course they deserve to eat. Rent an Airbnb, hire a chef, and do your little thing.
Don't ruin my breakfast with two screaming toddlers
that want to eat breakfast. Breakfast should take
10 minutes to order and have it come
15 minutes if it's a nice restaurant, I'll accept it. What did I wait?
45 to 50 minutes
For my breakfast to come with the toddler and a five-year-old just like I'm hungry. I know you're hungry. We're all hungry.
But these idiots next to us had to take all the toast. It's just crazy to me.
Or at least teach your kitchen to be like okay here's the party of 30.
Guess what? Only half of you in the kitchen work on this and the other half
work on everybody else.
I just am so infuriating.
Our server comes. Oh, can we, can I take your order now?
Yeah, I'll take whatever's left.
I just don't get it.
I mean, so many times I ask for things like, oh, we can't do that.
Oh, oh, you, you, you don't want, uh, the sauce on, on your salmon.
Unfortunately, our kitchen refuses to make any substitutions.
Okay, so you've proven that you can be an asshole.
Do it for people that are like,
oh, how many in your party?
Oh, 30.
Oh, go fuck yourself.
You're not eating here.
Not 30 people.
You can divide that by four
and you guys can stagger your visit.
Stagger.
I'm talking about breakfast.
Again, I'm not complaining about, oh, it was dinner.
They were having a big party.
No, it was breakfast on Sunday morning.
That's meant for family.
Now, am I going to make a review and say that the hotel wasn't great because of that?
No. The hotel was great. Food was good.
You know, the city is charming. Everybody was sweet.
But just say to yourself, oh, we made a mistake.
We shouldn't let parties of 30 eat at our restaurant for any reason,
unless they rent the whole thing out and no one else can eat.
I don't know. I don't have the solution. I just know that it agitates me.
Now you're probably wondering what was I up there for anyway? I was up there to do a show at the
Schumach Casino. Now how'd the show go? Not well.
Not well. Anyway, the show's not... Did you like your show, Eddie? You were on that show. Did you enjoy the crowd?
Nah, not really.
Nope, you didn't like them either.
Now, I would say the vast majority of the audience loved me.
But there was probably 400 to maybe 600 people that were like,
this is not good.
And they happened to be all the people that I would constantly look at.
But overall, great experience. I also tried to gamble a little bit. I lost there but that was uh that was to be
expected. That casino was gonna be like oh well you're gonna have a par show?
Well why don't we let you win big before you leave. Speaking of bad beats, today's
guest oh I bet she has a tale to tell.
Enjoy.
How do you feel about Biscuits?
Hi, I'm Akilah Hughes, and I'm so excited about my new podcast,
Rebel Spirit, where I head back to my hometown in Kentucky
and try to convince my high school
to change their racist mascot, the Rebels,
into something everyone in the South loves, the Biscuits.
I was a lady rebel.
Like, what does that even mean?
The Boone County Rebels will stay the Boone County Rebels, is something everyone in the South loves, the biscuits. I was a lady rebel. Like, what does that even mean?
The Boone County Rebels will stay the Boone County Rebels,
but the image of the biscuits...
It's right here in black and white in Prince of a Lion.
An individual that came to the school
saying that God sent him to talk to me about the mascot switch
is a leader.
You choose hills that you want to die on.
Why would we want to be the losing team?
I just take all the other stuff out of it.
Segregation academies.
When civil rights said that we need to integrate public schools, these charter schools were
exempt from it.
We're not bigger than a flag or mascot.
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My guest today wears hats and sunglasses indoors, but is neither blind nor an
asshole. She also spends a lot of time online pretending to be from outside of
the U S so she can play online poker.
Please welcome to the Tosh Show final table, Nikki.
Hello.
Nikki?
Hi, thanks for having me.
My pleasure.
It's the final table.
Oh man.
Oh my God, I'm scared.
It's so stressful.
Yeah.
Should we have the sluts bring out the cash and set it?
All the sluts, yeah, please.
Set it on the table?
Yes.
Do they still do that?
Yeah, they do.
Oh, that's good. They just did it, it was like a few weeks ago, it was the table? Do they still do that? Yeah, they do. Oh, that's good.
They just did it.
It was like a few weeks ago,
was the main event, final table.
In Vegas, there's so many good male reviews.
You think once they would have some sweet,
naked dudes with tight hogs.
I think that would be a huge hit.
I'm not against it.
You're originally from Santa Barbara,
then you lived in Los Angeles, and now you live in Las Vegas.
I do, yeah.
That's the wrong order.
Probably.
You definitely should go the other direction.
Maybe I'll circle back and retire back in Santa Barbara.
Do you love Santa Barbara?
I love it from a... I don't think there's any better city to grow up in, like, nostalgic-wise. It's great.
I like visiting my parents there. I miss the beach, but it's boring.
It's really fucking boring.
Like, it's a college town, and it's a, like, retirement community.
But, like, anywhere in between those ages, there's nothing for you to do.
Can we talk about the wealth?
Are your parents loaded to the gills?
Oh, yes. No. The opposite.
That's the misconception about Santa Barbara, I think.
So they tried to open all these designer stores
in Santa Barbara, they all flopped,
like Tiffany's, Louis Vuitton, all that stuff,
because they're like, oh, these people have money.
No, it's like art people,
like it's like artists and hippies and stuff.
And people that grew up in Santa Barbara,
not, it wasn't, I didn't grow up rich at all.
Do you have any siblings?
One, yeah.
Old or younger?
Younger. Brother? Brother, yeah. Does he think he can beat you in poker? He thinks he can. It wasn't I didn't grow up rich at all. Do you have any siblings one? Yeah older younger younger brother brother
Yeah, does he think he can beat you in poker? He thinks he can does he think he's better than you probably not now
No, he has to act like he does. Mm-hmm, but he used to always get second in Mario Kart
He couldn't beat me for the world like any game we play like he cannot beat me
He's always gonna be second. Did you play games your whole life? Yeah your favorite game
Scrabble pretty master Scrabble player.
I can't spell.
You don't have to.
No.
Just make up shit.
If people don't challenge you, you get away with it.
Yeah, but mine won't look like words.
Oh, you gotta work on that.
I can't play Scrabble, but basically you played
Scrabble a lot too.
Yeah, yeah, competitive Scrabble.
Yahtzee, I love Yahtzee.
I started with Yahtzee when I was like six,
and I think that's how I learned, you know,
straights and all the, you know, kind of poker terms that.
If I don't get the top bonus.
You flip out?
I'm just a monster.
Oh God.
I just need that top bonus.
Sorry for your kids.
It's all I care about.
So when you're in Vegas, you always bet that like
degen bet that you're like, it's really bad odds. You put a dollar in there like you could win $5 million.
You always bet that.
Yeah. There's this one video blackjack machine now that's in most casinos.
You have your bet and then there's like 30 crazy sucker bets around it.
And you can put like five dollars on all of it
and it's like to do five dollars on everything you're spending a couple
hundred bucks. Is this a video poker machine? Yeah. I've never played that. Oh man it's interesting. Did you do that?
No I do it constantly. Oh god. You know I like Ultimate Hold'em the table
game. The Ultimate Texas Hold'em. Yeah I like that one too now. We call it UTH. Why?
You want to be cool? I don't know. That's whatever everyone calls it that. I want to be cool. UTH. Yeah, yeah
Yeah, just like stroll into Vegas be like you want to play some UTH? I played table max UTH
Recently. So you played all the hands on the table? No, just just my hand table max whatever whatever it was
Whatever the amount of money that it was. It's actually a really solid game to play at the casino because
amount of money that it was. That's actually a really solid game to play at the casino because
you have better odds because they let you see hands.
I half the time just play blind and put all the money on right away.
So how do you choose between that and slot machines then?
I don't.
Does it just feel good when you win?
Sometimes.
Oh, I chose that.
I put the table max on all three spots and like four times your bet in the final play thing
And on my last hand was getting up to leave and and I had I hit a flush and I was like
Oh, this is good feeling. Yeah, it was nice. Have you ever hit a royal flush in a tournament?
Yeah, and then let me tell you that fucking sucks because okay, so I got my royal flush
It was last year year it was the first
event of the WSOP it was a mystery bounty. That's a world series of poker.
World series of poker. Every buy-in is 10,000? Just the main event. Okay. This one was a
thousand and it had two million dollar bounties but you have to get to the
money like you have to be in the money in order to start getting bounties. Okay.
So I stood in line for an hour and a half of late-reg, finally get sat, we are at a
table, fresh stacks, everybody's got a fresh stack, it's the first hand this table has
played and I have Ace Ten suited.
Long story short, I ended up getting a Royal flush and he had quad queens, so it was sick
like because he just thought.
Yeah of course he did.
He goes like all in, I go snap and he's like quad Queens and I'm like royal and then everyone goes whoa and like all this
crowd comes along I posted on Twitter it went viral like everyone's like going
nuts firsthand in the mystery bounty day for royal flush against quad Queens I
didn't fucking cash that tournament but if that happened in a cash game I would
have not only have won the pot,
which would be like a huge pot,
but I also, a lot of the casinos have jackpot bonuses.
So if you get beat by a crazy hand,
like if you have quads and you get beat by a royal flush,
you get to share this crazy jackpot bonus
that's sometimes like $200,000, $300,000.
So I wasted my royal.
You said it was the first hand?
It was the first hand.
The very first hand first hand
That's exciting. Second of all you got action on it. I did and that's exciting. It was exciting
Hey, you yeah for the process not for the money, right? No, I don't know. Okay, that's fine
Do you believe in ghosts? Yeah, just surprised me with that one, huh?
I first question your first question always my first question wasn't your first question. It was I
Know what I'm supposed to say here. No you don't.
You're supposed to speak your truth.
Okay, now I have to choose between being authentic
and being liked by the host.
So yeah, I believe in ghosts.
That's, and do you have, you ever experienced ghosts?
I have in, I've never seen an apparition of a ghost,
but I've had really freaky things happen.
And I have friends who have seen,
and they swear to God,
and these people would take it to their grave.
You hang out with a bunch of degenerates.
That's true, but it doesn't invalidate their ability
to have seen a ghost.
You don't ever feel some weird shit when you walk in a room?
Yeah.
Okay, so that's just energy and ghosts are just resonating energy.
No, it's not.
What do you think they are?
You play poker for a living and your husband is a cryptocurrency trader.
Did you guys meet in an orphanage?
I wish.
That's just funny.
All right.
Does your husband play professional poker ever?
No, not even. I like that you started him at professional. Like he doesn't even play poker like at all.
I've tried to teach him, but he just thinks if he has an ace or like any face card
he's gonna win no matter what the board is, no matter what. He's very confident.
I told him he should play a hundred dollar daily tournament because like he'll just shove and I'm like, damn that guy must just have it.
Doesn't have shit.
No. Yeah.
What quantifies being a professional poker player?
So my story is a little interesting
because like I technically make my money
from the poker industry.
So I play for fun and also for money, but like for fun.
And then I make a lot of media content.
So it's like a combination.
I got you.
Yeah, but it's all poker.
You know one of these poker players that's like,
all my winnings go to charity.
And I'm supposed to be like,
oh, look at how great this person is.
It gives all their money to charity.
That clearly has so much money to burn.
I would love to be that eventually.
Unfortunately, right now I do still like money.
So no.
You love poker?
I do.
I'm gonna be on the other side of it.
Most people that casually play poker
would look at your life and be like, that is amazing.
And I always look at poker players and go, oh.
You're correct. I'm like, oh, that's, that's tough. Okay.
Would you say that a lot of your friends that aren't in entertainment look at
your life as a comedian and go like, oh, that's crazy.
I'm taking money out of the equation. Yeah.
If you told me I had to sit at a table and casually talk to
gross people for 12 hours a day, I'd put a gun in my mouth.
Really?
Yes.
Because a lot of the times at the table,
it's really, really gross people.
There's wonderful people, of course,
but there's some other people that's like, oh, Jesus.
Yeah.
And now I got to pretend that I'm going to think
that this guy's small chat is funny.
You don't have to pretend.
Oh, I don't.
That's the beauty.
This is that you can just be whoever you want to be at the table.
What's the biggest cash pot you've ever won?
Maybe two grand.
You've played in three World Series of poker tournaments.
What's the farthest you've gotten and the most you've walked away with?
So it was that fourth place final.
There was 5,700 people in that tournament.
And you got fourth?
I got fourth, yeah.
And it was a $600 buy-in.
I just was in for one buy-inin and I even posted on my Instagram stories.
Like I'm just lighting $600 on fire today cause never going to cash a WSOP
tournament. And I ended up getting fourth place for 116,000.
How much? 116,000. That's good. That's a good payday. How long did that take?
How, how many days for that specific tournament? Two days.
Like how many hours each day? How long did that take? How many days for that specific tournament? Two days.
Like how many hours each day?
Like 12.
That's a lot of work.
It was, yeah.
That's a lot of work.
24 hours for 116 grand.
I don't think I'd take a shit for 116 grand.
I'll go on record.
You just never shit.
Well, I just think it's weird
that people offer me money to poop.
What's the worst beat you've ever had?
Oh God, it just happened at the World Series of Poker.
I don't even know how much you'll understand.
If I say a hand history, you think you'll understand?
I understand everything.
Basically I had the nuts and a guy shoved into me and I had...
You didn't have the nuts then.
But I did have the nuts.
He fucking rivered a two-outer.
Did you just get up and shake hands and walk out?
No. I was so mad.
I don't think I've been this shaken busting a tournament in ever, ever.
This was like... So this was a half PLO half
No limit tournament. This is my first time doing something not no limit
And so I kind of was preparing myself because PLO is very swinging like you can just
Have the nuts and then not have the nuts and like you're out
But this was a no limit hand this one you should know how to play and it should not be that swingy.
We were on the bubble, like five from the money.
I have three times the chip average,
a lot of short stacks around.
Only one guy at the table covers me
and I get moved to this table.
And so I'm like, okay, me and him
are not gonna get into it on the bubble.
You don't want that to happen.
And he should know that.
And so I opened King Queen offsuit from the hijack.
He calls from the big blind.
He shouldn't be playing a lot of junkie hands,
but he can.
Don't tell him how to play his hand.
Sure, sure, he flats, okay.
So the flop is 10, nine, jack.
So I have the nuts straight.
It's rainbow too, so no flush draws.
So nine, 10, jack, King, Queen is my hand.
He checks to me. I
Continuation bet he check raises me. Uh-huh. He's okay. Okay in a move
I decide should I go all in right now or should I like let him bet again?
He bets a third of my stack now
I decided just jam because like don't just just get out of the hands just get out of here whatever you have
I'm telling you I have the nuts like I don't want to fight on the bubble
I just want we can fight all these short sacks
We don't have to you know get into it with both of our stuff on it, and he snap calls. He's pot committed
Committed he isn't he's not pot committed. He's pot committed. How much more was there?
He would have 60 big blinds if he folded right there.
But he had a trip.
There was a lot of money in the pot.
Yes, he had a set of jacks.
So he had top set.
Okay.
That's a good hand, but not.
Wait, wait, so he had a one outer on the river.
So yeah, so he had a wall.
Okay, I said two outer.
He had a one outer for quads,
and he did get quads, and that is correct.
He had a one-outer for quads.
He could have paired the board and gotten a full house,
which would have also beat me.
But so there was more than two outs.
But it felt-
All right, let's do the revisionist history here.
It felt bad enough that kind of like merged,
but he got quads.
He ended up rivering a jack.
So that was a one-outer that he got me with. And listen, your king jack wasn't great to start with. He would have losting a jack. So that was a one outer that he got me with.
And listen, your King Jack wasn't great to start with.
He would have lost his whole stack.
It was King Queen, first of all.
Oh, it was King Queen, sorry.
I had the nut straight, pay attention.
No, I knew it was the nut straight,
but I felt like it was King Jack to start with.
That's not the nut straight.
Whatever.
I mean, his hand wasn't awful.
That's true.
So he put on the big blind.
And I would have stacked him.
Everything he did on the big blind was fine.
Most of the time, I would have all his chips in my stack.
So that's what you have to think about.
I just don't think that's the worst bad beat ever.
It's just because it was on the stone bubble.
So you like, he spent eight hours.
Are you in a tournament just to get to the money?
No.
Okay, you play to win.
Do guys tend to call women more?
I think it depends on the guy too.
Like if I can tell that he just doesn't believe
anything I'm saying, then I'm just gonna value
about him every time.
If he's scared because he thinks I have the nuts
every time, I'm that big, then he's gonna fold
like big hands, then I'm just gonna bluff him more.
It's kind of just finding out people's exploits.
Like if they're overfolded.
I'll never fold.
To me?
Or to women?
To women. To women, yeah. Yeah, don't, they're liars.. I'll never fold. To me? Or to women? To women.
To women, yeah.
Yeah, don't, they're liars.
They're all liars and cheats.
I refuse to fold.
Yeah, so for you, every value hand,
I would just bet big.
I folded pocket aces pre-flop before.
Why?
Thought it was funny.
Nit.
So you, just you?
I showed it.
Do you giggle?
You open folded pocket aces pre-flop. I was like, I don't know.
You're like, I'm rich.
I don't feel good about this hand.
I used to play at the Hustler back in the day.
Yeah, I like the Hustler.
I used to play there constantly.
What year is this?
2000 to 2008.
Okay.
And then it was depressing
because at six in the morning,
they would have a donut cart roll around
and give you, like, give everybody free donuts.
We'd all just cheer.
That's cool.
We'd cheer because we were getting donuts.
And then I was like, I was like, just look at your life.
What are you doing?
You're at this casino in the middle of Gardena
at six in the morning.
What is wrong with you?
Okay, but be honest.
You've played worse comedy show venues.
Sure.
Okay.
That also depressed me.
Yeah, it should.
That's what I don't think people understand
about people that actually make their living
just playing poker, that it's just such a grind.
Yeah.
It's like just all day long, just, that's just.
Well, it's easy to glamorize
because people see the highlights.
You know, you see those people winning bracelets
at the main event or like in the Money Maker era,
like he's this guy that won a satellite for 80 bucks
and then he gets like into the main event,
a $10,000 buy-in and then he wins against like pro players.
Like it's like a Cinderella story.
I saw Chris Moneymaker one time after his success
I saw Chris Moneymaker one time after his success
In a stairwell sitting on the floor in a casino. Okay in Vegas. Say hi
No, I just was like oh he seems to be on top of the world
Do you have any backers do I have backers yes, do you have backers no I sell action sometimes What does that mean? People can buy a piece like so if I'm entering,
let's say the main event for $10,000,
I could sell 30% of myself and I could sell pieces.
Like people could be like, I want 5%, I want 10% or whatever.
And then whatever I win,
they get that percentage of the winnings.
So if I win $5 million, like 10% of that.
In the poker world though,
is it common for people to have backers?
Yeah, yeah, I would say so.
When you get to a certain level.
You're not spending your own money at all anymore?
I wouldn't say at all,
like just a percentage, a big percentage of you is back.
You have a coach?
I do, yeah.
Is that helpful?
Yeah.
More than like a $16 Doyle Brunson book?
I read all the books and I took some courses
or whatever online, but I like the private,
like the very, what's it called?
Curated, I guess.
It's like personal to me, like my leaks.
So where they're actually analyzing
the shit that I'm doing wrong.
That was really helpful.
Also, I hired him, he's a tournament coach.
I was moving from cash to tournaments,
and it's a completely different strategy.
And I wanted to know the quickest way
that I could just sit at a WSOP tournament and cash,
be competent in it.
And I just moved to Vegas, so WSOP was coming up.
And immediately after the first session,
I won the first tournament that I was in.
And then I had my first five figure score like two weeks later.
And then my second event in that WSOP, I got fourth place for $116,000.
It was a $600 buy in.
So I would say the coaching definitely is worth it if you, you don't apply it.
Do you, are you, would you consider yourself a gambler across the board with everything?
Um, no, but I mean, I think that that I feel like I play my odds on that.
I feel like poker has the best odds because you're playing, not playing the house.
You're playing other people the table.
And I mean, I do like on occasion enjoy like blackjack or craps, but I have to be
drunk and it has to be because like people are in town and like they want to, I
wouldn't go in there like I I'm gonna be profitable tonight.
Like I would go in there to have fun.
You ever play roulette?
No.
Oh man.
That's so scary.
You're never with the girls going,
I gotta play my birthday.
If the girls wanna do, I would oblige the girls.
What number of women in a, let's just say a big tournament,
what percentage are women?
Less than 5%.
Less than 5%.
Do you like it when they're always like,
oh, you're the last woman to bust?
No, I don't.
I mean, some people, there's back and forth arguments like,
oh, it's good for the coverage to have a woman be highlighted
in the poker media because they don't get highlighted enough.
So there's that argument that if more women were highlighted,
then maybe more women would come play poker
and be comfortable.
But I don't like being treated like not an individual.
So when it's like, oh, you're the last woman standing,
it's like being told you're the funniest woman.
It's like, okay, well, that's cool that it's like okay, well that's cool
that it's like a capped category or something.
I get why people wouldn't like that.
But they're usually playing with their husband's money.
Yeah, yeah.
All that crypto money baby.
Have you seen crypto lately?
No. Is it bad?
Is it down? I don't know, I don't check.
You don't check? I don't look, no.
He doesn't look at my poker bankroll
and I don't look at his crypto.
What kind of fuzzy math are you guys doing
around April every year when it comes to taxes?
Did say my dad's a CPA, but.
Are you letting your dad handle it?
No, no, no, no.
Are you reporting your losses?
Yeah, I just have a lot.
Do you embellish them?
Do you embellish the losses?
I don't have to.
I don't have to embellish them if I,
I just report actual losses,
but I maybe don't, they don't know how much I won.
You ever splash the pot?
No.
You ever slow rolled us to be a bitch?
Yeah.
Only if I don't like them.
Right.
Yeah.
Do you show bluffs or no?
It depends.
If I'm trying, if I think people are folding too much to me
or like I have, if I have too tight of an image
They're not giving me any action. Then I'll show bluffs so that they start like playing with me more. I got you. Everything's calculated
Are you ever honest with anybody?
My husband does your husband worry that you lie to his face because you're a liar for a living
He shouldn't worry about it. He'll never know
That's actually fair. I would be okay with that.
Good enough.
But what about your hours? Does he hate your hours?
I think that they've taken some time to get used to for sure, yeah.
Because we used to do everything together.
We created shows together. We met doing a show together.
And then we moved to Vegas. We went kind of separate paths.
We still have date nights and stuff.
But yeah, I'm like gone.
I'm not a night person.
Like I've never been a night person my entire life.
He's always been the night person.
I'm the morning person.
But since playing poker, like I'm out all night sometimes.
And it's just like super random.
I don't even know how I'm able to stay up
when I'm playing poker and not any other time
that we've tried to do anything.
Isn't it weird how you, when you sit at a table,
all of a sudden you're like, well, I could be here
for six weeks.
Yeah.
It's great.
It's just so much more fun to win though.
It is.
I just can't, I can't, my heart can't take the bad beats.
Like losing feels worse than winning feels, yeah.
Oh, it stings.
So you like gambling though.
I love gambling.
What do you like about it?
I'm told psychologically that you actually like the pain of the losses.
Then that's what kind of keeps you doing it over and over.
But that's not true.
I like to win.
Yeah, I like to win too.
Do you have a cute little sack?
I do.
It's right here.
Is your cash in there right now?
It is.
Do you got a wad in there?
Yeah.
Let me guess.
Do you have a stack of high society? High society? What's that? Do you ever saw the movie Rounders? Oh, yeah
I have but I don't know. No
Because why would I go on a plane with that? I don't know
Like traveling but it's just a few thousand our $50 bills bad luck. Yes
Mm-hmm. If you're playing a Texas no-limit cash game
What's your increment that you like? So mostly I play two five two five
And what do you buy in at a two five a thousand?
Uh-huh. And what's the max you can buy in for mostly like around Vegas 1500 somewhere like in LA
It's a little different like the casino
I started at was Commerce Casino and they have wacky rules for buying so I started at was commerce casino and they have wacky rules for buy-in. So I started at commerce three five and they have a two hundred dollar max buy-in which is only 40
big blinds which is crazy for a cash game that like you can't push people out with that kind of
money. No so you have to just all in shove fest until you are deep stacked enough to like play
real poker. You tip every hand to the dealer? I do. Every hand that you win? Yeah unless it's
pre-flop.
Then you don't tip them?
There's no money in there, no.
What about, what's that called when you're after
the big blind and you just...
You wanna steal them?
No, you put your money in...
Anti?
No, stop guessing.
Well, you're taking too long.
I know, I do that all the time.
No, when you double the big blind...
Straddle.
Straddle.
Yeah. Do you like to straddle? Straddle. Straddle. Yeah.
Do you like to straddle?
That sounded sexual.
I didn't want to, don't even answer because I fucking hated that it sounded like that.
Do you ever play any other card games competitively?
I like Blackjack.
Like that's when I think he has, you have more of an edge on like the house only has
like less than 1% edge if you're playing correctly.
I don't count cards or anything.
Baccarat? No, I playing correctly. I don't count cards or anything. Baccarat?
No, I don't, I don't know.
I like any game where you can rip the cards.
What?
And throw them at the dealer.
Have you done that?
No, but I've watched Asian men do it.
Yeah, they're wild.
They love baccarat.
What's your ethnicity?
I'm half Filipino, half white, French Russian.
Which part do you like more?
What can I say? My mom always told me to put Filipino only on my,
like whenever I asked for ethnicities on paperwork
so that I get a scholarship.
And your mom's white?
Yeah, she's white.
You live next door to the biggest online poker player.
Yeah, I do.
Wow, shout out to Chris Mormon.
Yeah. He won 40 million dollars.
I don't want to, you know, say something out of turn, but I think he's mentioned that being about how much he's cashed out.
I feel like he should live in my neighborhood.
In Malibu? Yeah, probably. Do you play with him? We've played in the same tournaments before, but no, he mostly grinds online.
How many VPNs does he have?
I don't know. None. He travels and is there legitimately.
Is that what you do? You have, you have VP.
I would never do that.
There's only six states that allow online gambling.
So regulated gambling is allowed in certain states.
So Vegas has wsv.com is the only regulated site in Las Vegas.
They cheat, right?
Don't they cheat online?
Didn't they prove that?
So yeah, you have to beware of, because obviously people
aren't monitoring you online.
They've come up with some software.
You can just call somebody that's in the same table as you.
They could be in the same room.
Right.
Right, yeah.
So there's collusion problems that they
have different software that kind of susses it out now.
So they're getting better and better at it security wise.
But yeah, that's always going to be a problem, especially in the cash games where you can
like pick what table you sit at.
So like you could sit, you could actually, you know, be doing something that's also illegal,
which you have multiple accounts.
People got caught for that.
Like having multiple accounts sitting at the same table, just waiting for suckers to join
it and then taking their money.
I mean, I tell you, I think full tilt poker probably owes me a few thousand dollars. sitting at the same table just waiting for suckers to join it and then taking their money.
I mean, I tell you, I think Full Tilt Poker
probably owes me a few thousand dollars
from back in the day.
What a reference, yeah.
I used to like it before they shut it down.
So that was Black Friday,
that's like a day that everybody mourns.
Yeah, everybody lost their money, ha ha.
Who's your favorite, like famous poker player
to play against?
Have you ever got to play against any of your heroes?
Yes, just recently actually.
Who's that?
Phil Hellmuth.
Oh, he's your hero?
No, Phil, Ivy is my hero, but my number one.
Right, Ivy is the black fella who people,
is it weird to say black fella?
Is it a little weird?
I disagree.
They compare him to Tiger Woods, and he's very stoic.
He doesn't seem like he's impressed.
Yeah.
Doesn't care that he bust out of a tournament
because he wants to get to a cash game.
And he's just always getting a back rub.
Yeah.
For like eight hours a day.
Yeah. You know a lot about him.
Why would you get a back rub that long?
Well, it's tense playing poker.
It's just uncomfortable for the person.
Well, they're getting paid well.
I know they're getting paid well, but guess what?
It's like a little degrading.
Making my back like.
Do you like spas?
I love spas.
God, I love spas.
It's the best part of Vegas.
Yes, what's your favorite spa?
Well, I just go where I work.
Where do you work?
Well, I've, for 15 years, I worked at the Mirage.
Okay, RIP.
Let me tell you something about the last time
I was in the spa there.
Yeah.
All right, you're not gonna believe the story,
you're gonna think I'm making it up. I'm in the spa there. All right, you're not gonna believe the story. You're gonna think I'm making it up.
I'm in the spa there and the guy says to me,
as you know, I've checked in.
I do this every time.
I have the same routine.
But then I'm, you know, the sauna, the Jacuzzi.
I, hey, there's a coffee filter.
I don't, just leave it on the floor.
What?
Why would I touch a coffee?
Anyway, an old man had just recently shit on the floor and they put a coffee filter
over it they're like we're waiting on somebody to come clean it up i'm like you clean it up
i didn't say that but in my head i'm like i'm glad the seminal's bought you and they're blowing this
place up get them because there's poop on the floor disgusting Disgusting. Yes. When was this?
How long ago was it, Pete?
Two years ago.
They knew, they were just like,
we're going out of business anyway.
Anyway, now I get-
So you said that this is your favorite spa.
No, I said-
You like spas.
I said I like spas, and I only go to the one
where I worked, and I happened to work there for 15 years.
Now I work at the Cosmopolitan.
Oh, nice.
And I love their spa.
Good upgrade. How often do you work there? It's nonemopolitan. Oh, nice. And I love their spa. Good upgrade.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
How often do you work there?
It's none of your business.
Oh God, okay, I'm so sorry.
Just go to danieltosh.com and check for dates.
Now I'm there once, twice, or three, once a month.
Okay, that's kind of a lot.
By the way, how messed up is it
that they've changed the increments of time?
It used to be 60 and 90.
Now it's 50 and 80.
You don't think I don't fucking know what you're doing?
Give me my 10 minutes.
Do you go 90 or you go 50?
90.
Well, now 80, but yeah.
We get local discounts.
That's pretty cool.
Maybe we do that sometimes in Tahoe.
It doesn't matter.
All right.
Like how you cut off your own questions.
Yeah, it's yeah.
You played against Phil.
Now he's called the Poker Brat. Yeah, and that's why I loved it. Yeah, you played against Phil. He's called the poker brat.
Yeah, and that's why I loved it.
And he blows up on people.
Right.
But he's only a tournament player really.
Yeah, but I played cash with him.
So there was a show called The Big Game
that PokerStars did 10 years ago
where they picked an amateur poker player
and they gave him a free roll,
like $100,000 to play high stakes against pros.
And so it was a really popular show
and they just relaunched it.
And I got chosen to be the loose cannon, like guest amateur, like player against
Phil Hellmuth, Jennifer Tilly, Alan Keating, all these, you know, professional
players.
How much money did you take off them?
I did it.
You have to watch the show.
Okay.
But there was a hand we got into that was really fun because I really wanted him
to, I guessed his exact hand.
And then I asked him if I could get him to fold it.
And he said no.
And so I put what I thought was a really big bet in it
because he's kind of like a tight player.
And it wasn't a nutted hand.
So he like went in the tank for a little bit.
He ended up calling and winning the pot.
But I think if he folded it,
I got him to fold and I showed the bluff.
I think he would have exploded on me.
And that's been one of my goals forever is just to like get him to berate me.
OK. Do you have a regular game in L.A.?
In L.A. I know I don't have like a regular, like a private game that I go to.
No. Do you ever do you ever play in the casinos?
Yeah, I'm staying at the bike right now.
So I like the bike.
What's the hotel like there?
It's nice. But the beds aren't very comfortable.
Sorry, bicycle, you should fix that.
But everything else, it's nice.
It's a nice casino.
You gotta try all the beds.
I gotta try all of them.
Let's talk movies.
Your favorite gambling movie.
Oh, I mean, Rounders is definitely The Goat.
What about Molly's Game?
I liked Molly's Game.
There's been mixed reviews about it,
but I liked it.
I like Aaron Sorkin.
Did you ever want to play Tobey Maguire?
Just because he's like dead money.
No, it's terrifying actually.
And apparently he's got a real dark side.
Yeah, that's what I hear.
What was he called?
What was their group called?
The Pussy Posse?
Yeah.
Yeah, I think it was.
Goes hard, yeah. Him and Leonardo DiCaprio, all those guys. Oh? Yeah. Yeah, I think it was. Goes hard, yeah.
Him and Leonardo DiCaprio, all those guys.
Gross.
Yeah, exactly.
It's weird to hear someone say Leonardo's name
and then immediate reaction is gross.
21, what did you think of those MIT nerds?
Yeah, nerds.
Kevin Spacey.
Well, he's getting a redemption, I think.
Yeah, okay, so.
I don't know if you-
You like him again.
No.
Uh. Ha ha ha again. No. Uh.
That got me.
You know a movie you should watch?
You ever see The Runner?
No.
It's with Courtney Cox is in it.
Oh.
There's only one scene that I like about it.
Okay.
I think he'd lost or was in the middle of a bet
that had gone wrong,
but he still has to go on a date with her,
so he's compartmentalizing,
and he's trying to act like he doesn't care about this. Yeah. This looming loss. Ah, shit. And then all of a sudden he gets sick to go on a date with her, so he's compartmentalizing, and he's trying to act like he doesn't care about this,
this looming loss.
And then all of a sudden he gets sick to his stomach,
he's like, I'm gonna shit.
And he's like driving his car,
and he just starts flying through red lights in Vegas.
He's like, I'm gonna shit.
And he's like a first date, and she's just looking at him.
He's just like, I'm shitting, I'm shitting.
I'm shitting.
Oh God.
Oh God.
Shit coming.
Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh no, I'm shitting, God. Oh, God! Shit coming. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, no, I'm shitting, sorry.
Oh, my God, I love that.
And for some reason, I love this movie.
It's a great scene.
Are you good at reading people?
Yeah, I think so.
I'm so bad at it.
Why?
Well, why am I bad at it?
Wait.
I don't know, it's just my thing.
I'm just bad at it.
It's because you don't believe in ghosts.
You're not in tune with the spiritual realm.
Well, I also want to believe what people say to me.
So I'm like.
Sucker.
Right.
Ask me a question and I'll, I also want to believe what people say to me.
So I'm like.
Sucker.
Right.
Ask me a question and I'll try to either tell the truth
or lie and you have to say.
But you're so stoic.
Oh.
Yeah, okay.
That does not sound true.
Go ahead.
Okay, have you ever done anal?
No.
Liar.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Why is that your go-to question?
I know, that's the first thing I thought,
maybe because the shitting story.
No.
Do you do chip tricks?
I can shuffle chips.
Well, sure, how many?
Stack of 10 each?
I could do like-
You do 20?
I could do 100.
You mean 100.
Like a stack, or a stack of 20,
so it's like $100.
Uh-huh, all right.
Yeah, 20.
Have they updated the names of cards?
What are your last references?
Insurrection.
The J6?
Yeah.
That's a new one.
Oh, you knew it.
You go like, it was a joke.
Hitler's?
Is that the Aces?
Nine-Nine.
Canadian Aces.
Canadian Aces. Four's?
Queens. Because Canadians love the Queen.
But she's dead.
You gotta change these names.
You still love her.
I always give people on the show a gift.
Oh. I get a gift but yeah.
I get a gift?
It's just stuff that I don't like in my house.
I just go around my house and I take stuff.
This somebody gave my wife, it's a deck of astrology cards.
How did you know?
I literally just mentioned Mercury Retrograde like, thank you.
I figured that this is right up your alley.
It's perfect.
Then this is a game that I want you to play with your husband sometimes.
Do you ever play left, right, center?
Yeah.
Left, center, right?
I just won a huge game with that.
What was your buy-in?
$1.
Oh.
You gotta up it.
Well, but it was $3.
You gotta make it crazy.
It was $3.
You gotta put $100 in.
Yeah, $3.
How much?
Put $100 in for each person.
I call it left, right, center, even though it's technically called left, center, right.
Do you already have it? I don't. No, I call it left right center. You know, technically called left center right. Do you already have it?
I don't. No, it was someone else's.
Then the last thing that I got, I'm going to play, if you don't mind.
I'm going to play you heads up for a bracelet.
This is one my son made me.
Okay. You're going to give away one your son made you?
No, if that's the bracelet you do, you only get one bracelet.
Then this is one we just found recently, it just says be kind.
And then this one, my brother randomly bought me this
from Mr. Porter.
So it's probably actually nice,
but it doesn't look nice to me
and I'm not gonna wear a bracelet.
I wear my kids bracelets.
I want the one your son made you
because I want you to fight for it.
There you go.
Guess what?
I don't give a shit about this one.
It says heart D.
He didn't even,
like who shortens, you can't get an A, a shit about this one. It says heart D. He didn't even, like, who shortens,
you can't get an A and a D.
Just D, and it's lost its elasticity.
It's-
Freaking Gen Z, man.
They just shorten everything.
So we're gonna, we'll play back.
Get that off my table, please.
Oh my gosh.
How much money would you have to personally lose
before you were like, oh, I gotta stop playing poker?
Oh, that's a great question.
I'm kind of good with bankrolls,
so I like, I can't see myself actually losing like a whole lot.
You don't think you'd ever go back to zero?
I could go back to zero.
I could go back to zero.
I still, I would play still if I went back to zero
because I'm still getting income from like poker media.
So even losing like that can go viral.
Like those videos, like people like to see people just like.
On the street homeless?
Yeah, just like lose their shit, like all of their shit.
Yeah.
No, I just always think that's crazy to know
that so many professional poker players.
Go broke.
Go broke.
Or worse, like they're like super negative, yeah.
So you can get into makeup for years, some of some people,
you know, where there's plenty of stories of people
that had a really hot start, and then they get backed,
and they play a lot of volume,
because there's a lot of variance,
and you have to play a lot of volume
to get through the variance, right?
And then they just have bad variance,
and they're like $200,000 in the negative,
and now they have to play until they're out of that.
So they could win 50 grand, and they have zero because they have to pay their back or
I don't like any of that. That's stressful. Yeah. I want it to be fun. Yeah. Bring me in a deck
of cards and 40 chips. What do you want to do? What do you want our buying to be? A real number.
Oh, I mean, we have to play. We have to buy money. Hundred dollars. All right.
I'm going to let you know, I don't have an edge here.
Listen, it's not about an edge,
and I'm not trying to make you look bad on camera
or anything, I'm just, we're just playing.
Put it on the table.
Left, right, center.
Oh, I play left, right, center for $100 right now.
Holy cow, I am nervous.
How much longer is it gonna take you guys?
We've already had the money and the bracelet.
Ready to gamble.
Am I shuffling?
Did you shuffle these?
I shuffled them three times.
Doesn't matter.
I'll give them a few little once overs here.
Nice.
Do we need a dealer button?
We do.
I need something official here.
Let me see.
Yeah, we do need it to be official.
Maybe that one of those shitty bracelets.
What?
Watch your mouth.
Okay, that works. Why do you have dental floss?
What? I don't need to know.
Why don't you have dental floss?
What do you do?
Do you just go, you just take your phone
and go like this, I can't get it.
And then your husband's like, it's right there.
So me, I just excuse myself.
I go to the bathroom.
Who's my hair?
I floss.
Oh, that's the Filipino in you.
Such strong, beautiful hair.
Is that racist to say that?
No, we sell our hair.
We sell our hair.
Yeah.
Alright, here we go.
Can I tell them though, that I don't have an edge in heads up?
You can say whatever you want to cover your ass.
I want to tell them.
Oh, bullshit.
There's a lot of variance here in heads up, and we're not doing a very large table size
I just wait. I don't want you get a big head so no that's not what this is for this is just
To win a hundred are also get your get your small blind in okay there you go. Yes, sir and
No, auntie's so if I'm the dealer, but I still deal you first. Yeah. Yeah, okay, all right
No, aunties okay. Oh, this is exciting. And we're gonna shoot. I'm gonna shoot.
Tell me if you guys can see.
Okay.
All right, good.
All right, raise.
To 30.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Okay.
Oh God, this was rigged.
What?
I did not, it's not rigged at all.
Why did you push oh
I'm gonna lose you push
Yeah, I raised and you shoved I shoved because I what am I supposed to do with this heads up? That's two out of three
Twice oh yes, we're gonna run it twice all right oh
I got a heart okay. I got a heart. You're running really good right now. That's solid
That's one
My god, oh
Ten or no, no, no, we need a king. Yeah, we can't we need that king. I'm running. I'm drawing dead
I'm so dead right now. Oh
Well, you win the bracelet, I guess.
Oh, my son almost lost this.
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I'm Renee Stubbs and I'm obsessed with sports, especially tennis.
On the Renee Stubbs Tennis Podcast, I get the chance to do what I love, talk about how
tennis and other women's sports are growing and changing and what the future holds.
I think I just genuinely loved what I did. I love this waking up, putting on my sports gear.
I still believe it was so rewarding. Maybe you can relate to it as well.
As a woman, I think it's a very powerful feeling to have a job at which you're able to see improvements in real time.
On the show, we dissect everything going on in the game straight from the biggest players
in the world.
Plus, serve up recaps of all the matches and headlines in the game, including a rundown
of the US Open every Monday.
Listen to the Renee Stubbs Tennis Podcast Monday on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Presented by Capital One, founding partner of iHeart Women's Sports.
Well, I want to thank Nikki for being on the show.
And if you're wondering if we played again, we did.
And I let her win.
Why?
Because she's a girl.
And she was so sad.
She kept saying, Oh, I can't go home a hundred in the hole.
You have no idea what my husband, the crypto king would do to me.
So I, you know, I was like, all right, I'll buy is that I'll play looser.
And I loosened up and I lost.
Speaking of gambling.
Oh, you ready for this football's back, which means that it is time for our new
paid gambling segment where I give you my picks, which we're calling Tosh's teasers.
Tosh's teasers is brought to you by Draft Kings. Now the first bet
This one is not recommended. This is my Homer Longshot pick. What I like to do
Do this at the beginning of the season. I'm gonna parlay
UCF University of Central Florida winning the college football playoffs
with the Dolphins winning the Super Bowl
and Tennessee Tech this week upset in Georgia. Now that that parlay right
there, one dollar will win all the money in circulation currently in America.
So no, my real bet this week, the Tosh teaser of the week,
Liberty to cover any margin versus New Mexico State.
Those Christians, oh, they got a butt whipping
in the bowl game last year, but they'll right the ship.
Reason I like betting on college football
is I love to swear at students
just trying to get an education.
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All right.
Look at that.
Paying the bills, keeping the lights on, getting you that premium dog food.
Speaking of plugs, boyswearpink.com,
check out eddygosling.com for his tour dates,
check out me on tour with Eddie.
Gonna be in Vegas this weekend,
heading to New Orleans, Hawaii.
By the way, these plugs that we do,
yeah, sure, sometimes we receive money,
but not always.
People have asked, what are you gonna do in option two?
Now that your son won't be ending every podcast with a bedtime story option two
I'm just randomly gonna throw out free plugs
To people that I think would appreciate it now if you're in the greater Wichita area
There's a gigantic multifamily garage sale.
Mark your calendars.
It's on the corner of 135th and Central in the Rainbow Lakes neighborhood.
Follow the signs.
It's going to include collectibles, home decor, holiday decor, skin care, cosmetics, bicycles,
boys and teens, baseball gear, men's and women's clothing, upscale brands, variety of sizes, shoes, handbags,
tons of teacher items, curriculum, cute decor, holiday, organization, games, puzzles, et cetera.
Much, much more. Treasures galore. Holy cow. They're going to accept Cash and Venmo Friday and
Saturday, 7 a.m.
I'd get there Friday, guys.
You're gonna want to get there this Friday.
Woo!
See you next week. How do you feel about biscuits?
Hi, I'm Akilah Hughes, and I'm so excited about my new podcast, Rebel Spirit, where
I head back to my hometown in Kentucky and try to convince my high school to change their
racist mascot, the Rebels, into something everyone in the South loves, the Biscuits.
I was a lady rebel.
Like, what does that even mean?
It's right here in black and white in print.
It's bigger than a flag or mascot.
Listen to Rebel Spirit on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your
podcasts.
Hi, I am Lacey Lamar.
And I'm also Lacey Lamar.
Just kidding.
I'm Amber Reven.
What?
Okay, everybody, we have exciting news to share.
We're back with season two of the Amber and Lacey, Lacey and Amber show on Will Ferrell's
Big Money Players Network. This
season, we make new friends, deep dive into my steamy DMs,
answer your listener questions and more. The more is punch each
other. Listen to the Amber and Lacey, Lacey and Amber show on
Will Ferrell's Big Money Players Network on the iHeartRadio app
Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Just listen,
okay?
Or Lacey Gitson.
Do it.
In a world where TikTok didn't exist yet,
las películas no tenían color,
the comedy of a genio mexicano crossed borders
y conquistó the heart of America,
Sonoro y iHeart's MyCultura Podcast Network present,
Nace una Legenda.
Chespirito.
No cantaban con mi astucia.
How did a Mexican writer become a symbol of global television?
Listen to Nace una Leyenda.
Chespirito.
En la aplicación I Heart Radio, Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you stream podcasts.