Tosh Show - The NFL Week 1 - Emergency Pod

Episode Date: September 11, 2024

Daniel cooks the Miami-Dade police department, Tom Brady, and the oldest player in the league, Aaron Rodgers.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Hit me with the emergency pod sirens. You gotta fuck around and find out. I'm doing an emergency pod for week one of the NFL and I'll get to all the highlights but you know what I got to address first. Chair turned around for this. This is serious. This is serious and yes, yes I've viewed all the footage. Immediately Miami Dade was forwarding me body cam footage. Hours and hours. I wanted everything. I was getting traffic light cameras. They were sending it to me. They wanted to make sure that I had all the information before I went crazy.

Oh, you know, he didn't listen to the cops. I don't care at all. He doesn't have to listen to the cops. That's Tyreek Hill. Oh, he's speeding. I don't care. I don't care at all. He doesn't have to listen to the cops. That's Tyreek Hill. Oh, it's A.U. Speeding. I don't care. I don't care if everyone's grandma was hit by him. On the way to the game, get out of the way. If my kids were duct tape in the back of his car and they're like, the game's about to start. We found your kids. Your kids were kidnapped. We found them. They're in the back of his car. I'm like, it's a nice car. He's gonna have underground parking. Let's just leave it till after the game.

Just do as you're told. That bothers me too, when everybody is like, you saw how you didn't roll the window down right away. I know, well sure, okay. A lot of people, when you get pulled over, you're scared shitless. You're worried you're gonna be in trouble. You're gonna be fined money that you might not have.

Like you're scared. You're not fucking trained for this. They're the ones that do this constantly. Fucking act better. It was really just one cop. As they always say, you know, it's just, it's one bad apple. Knock it off. It it's one bad apple.

Knock it off. It's not one bad apple. Apples suck. Let's be clear. When I bite into an apple and it's good, Dillon Brooks. Oh, he's an asshole. And now all of his teammates have to fucking roll with that clown. The officer that was a dick. Wait for it.

Wait for it. He wasn't white. Huh? Oh, thank God. Thank God. He wasn't white. He was a Cuban. Oh, that feels good. Thank God he wasn't white. He was a Cuban.

Oh, that feels good. Now some people in the black community might lump Cubans with white people. Oh, that's crazy. That's absurd. And there are people in the white community that would lump Cubans in the black community. That's crazy too. Let's knock it off. People keep saying, everybody, this is, you act like this is how you get treated. No, that's crazy too. Let's knock it off. People keep saying, well, everybody, this is, you'd act like this, this is how you get treated. No, that's not true. You ever seen these,

where they uncover these horrible things that have happened in these college towns and the police department just turns a complete blind eye? And those are serious allegations, not wearing a seatbelt. You think over in Fansville, the sheriff of dr. Pepper Ville You think he's laying hands on a star recruit? Not a chance now did I enjoy Tyreke's celebration when he scored an 80 yard touchdown reception

Yeah, that I think it was funny. Yeah, what have I preferred? During the national anthem he delayed a face down on the ground with his hands behind his back with owner Steven Ross's knee in his back. Oh, I thought that would have made a much better statement. I Thought that would have really got people going. Now. What do I think about this Cuban cop that did this to? Our Tyreek Hill. Oh should he be fired? No, no he shouldn't be fired but he and his family should be relocated to Buffalo. There you go you're copping Buffalo now. Those people fucking love getting slammed before games. Throw somebody through a table.

Thank goodness we won. Can you imagine if we didn't win? I say we, I'm part of the organization. I got my game socks on. I don't take those off until we lose a game. There's an undefeated season we're currently working on right now. We're in first place. We're tied for first place in the entire NFL.

And if we win on Thursday night, we will be in first place in the entire NFL. And if we win on Thursday night, we will be in first place in the entire NFL alone. That's incredible. How about how the Jets do? Aaron Rodgers almost played a full game for the Jets. Didn't seem to move the needle at all. By the way, they played a team that was missing their number one player. The offensive player of the year. Out. They still got destroyed. At least you got a new docuseries this year for Mr. Distraction. It's on Netflix. It's called Aaron Rodgers Enigma.

Is it too late to call it 75 million and counting for 167 yards one TD and one interception? Wait for it boom Speaking of a completely overrated goats Tom Brady had his first game in the booth basically like the second roast of Tom Brady online I never noticed how big his veneers were. But now that I see his face, I'm like, whoa! Look at that grin!

It's just weird that he'd want to still look pretty. He's already looking puffy from fillers or whatever he does. Botox. Whatever. The Packers-Philly game in Brazil. Imagine if you're a season ticket holder. And you're like, oh, one of-Filly game in Brazil. Imagine if you're a season ticket holder and you're like, oh, one of our home games is in Brazil. Oh, that's nice. Finally, you're going to make Philly fans know what it's like to be scared at a home game.

Going to get stabbed. That's funny. Kansas City beat the Ravens by a toe. You know he probably wears an 11 and a half, but is a little insecure about it. Like a lot of guys, like, oh I wear 12. And that that lie cost the Ravens a win. Heisman trophy winner, star of Hard Knocks, Caleb Williams. Oh how did he do for the Bears? He threw for 93 yards. And that is good enough to be the greatest quarterback in the history of Chicago. And by the way, hard knocks.

Knock it off. You're supposed to do four episodes for the preseason. Now there's off season, in season. The Dolphins were last year's in season hard knocks. I didn't even watch it. I'm a diehard dolphin of the sand. There's regular football to watch now. Annoying me.

The Saints won 47 to 10, relegating the Carolina Panthers to the USFL. Can we all agree about Bryce Young and all of these Heisman trophy winners? Like people that are paid to know who's going to be good to recruit these players, they never get it right with quarterbacks. It's just a waste. It's a waste of time. Stop wasting first round picks on quarterbacks. Rock Purdy.

My nephew, Timothy Demorat, should be in the NFL. He's not. Think he's like a quarterbacks coach at some college right now. I have no idea what he's doing. Jim Harbaugh squeaked out his first game as a Chargers head coach. It was very exciting if you're into field goals.

Meanwhile, the team that he abandoned because of the sign stealing scandal, they completely self-destructed. I'd also like to point out that abortions are up this season in LA. So I'm sure he's taking that pretty hard. Buccaneers beat some farm team called the Commanders.

Anybody watch that bullshit? All right. That's it. Eddie, hit the siren. Waaang. for, tried to assassinate the President of the United States. One was the protege of Charles Manson. 26-year-old Lynette Fromm, nicknamed Squeaky. The other, a middle-aged housewife working undercover for the FBI. Identified by police as Sarah Jean Moore in her 40s. The story of one strange and violent summer, this season on the new podcast, Rip Current.

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