Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 1 - Can't Get You Out Of My Head

Episode Date: May 31, 2021

Welcome to Season 3 of Park After Dark - f**k, it only seems like last week we finished Season 2! So, just how f**ked up are the Boys today? They're talking NFTs, UFOs, high IQs, thousand year old cocks, the secret to living a long life... plus hydration tricks from Julian! From the LIVE broadcast on May 28th, 2021.

What's up? What's going on? What's going on, boys? I'm, uh, freshly bakeronied. Are you? I am. Just wait, let me... There.

You shouldn't be able to hear yourself now, Ricky. You all good? Yeah, I'm good, bubs. Okay. Let me just check out some things here. Make sure everything's working. Yeah. Good there.

Okay. Yes, sir. Julian, how are you doing? Just reading some shit about some dude who dug a hole in his back area because his parents are pissed at him turned it into a cave like an actual man cave it's crazy man it's a good idea yeah i like it well it took him a long time it's a lot of work to build something like you know a cave back fucking area, but wow. Ask Sam how long it takes.

He could tell you. What do you do with all the dirt? He has this little railway kind of thing set up so that he puts it in a bowl and fucking shoots it down the hill and dumps it out. Really? Yeah. It's got Wi-Fi in it.'s got a city heating system in it and it all started because

his parents wouldn't let him go into town with a track suit on which is kind of fucked so he said fuck you mom and dad took a jackhammer or a pick sort of fucking digging a hole and boom he's got a cave now so where does he plan on taking his cave he's gonna come out somewhere uh he what do you mean he's i mean the cave's in the backyard he's just gonna it's a hole it's like a it's like a man cave place to hang out yeah so it's just a big fucking dirty hole that he sits in. Who cares? Mama cares. Does he have things in there like a TV and a bar? He's got a TV. No, man, it's decked out. He's got a TV,

a blender, a fucking heating system, Wi-Fi, video games. Really? So, Ricky, if you want to move out to the woods you don't gotta build a fort you can fucking dig yourself a cave but yeah part of me likes it part of me doesn't i mean if you ever get flooded you'd be fucked yes you don't oh yeah he's in a cave that's bad he's he's somewhere in south he's in spain actually somewhere so i'm not sure he's He's somewhere in South, he's in Spain, actually, somewhere. So I'm not sure he's getting a lot of rain where he's at.

Maybe, I don't know. Yeah, tough one. They get flooded in Spain. It'd be cool, though. You never heard the term. Yeah, I know. Well, probably where he's living. You never heard the term, look at all the rain in Spain?

It rhymes, so it must be. Paul's mainly in the plains, though. But it's mainly, he's not be in the plains though but it's meaning the play he's not living in the plains right okay then okay right on so it said on the thing that went out the little notification it said how fucked up are the boys today tune Tune in to find out, I think is what it said. And I think the answer is pretty, right? We're pretty? Pretty fucked up.

Oh, fuck yeah. Aren't you, Ricky? I am. And I'm getting more fucked up by the minute. I took edibles at 48 minutes ago, so I'm thinking I'm going to start kicking in in about 10 minutes, 12 minutes.

Nice work. Takes about an hour. Okay. It's all in the timing, bubs. I found out the secret to living a long life, boys. Awesome. Yeah, this guy in Australia is 111 years old.

His name is Dexter Kruger. And he says he's lived so long because he eats chicken brains. Chicken brains? Yep. He said they're just little bite-sized, delicious morsels of love. Like a nugget,

but it's a brain nugget yep chicken brain nuggets it's gonna be kind of gross but i think i'm gonna try it you cooked them how do you serve them i don't know put like ketchup on them or something what how do you eat them maybe you just close your eyes and pop them in like brain sushi they're uncooked brain i don know. Maybe you do cook them. They're kind of like spongy, aren't they? The brain's like a sponge, isn't it, Bub? It's like spongy material?

I've never chewed on a fucking brain, to be honest, Julian. I wouldn't know. I don't know, man. Who do you think I am? I look like a sponge. I don't chew brains. I'd say it's probably more like a liver. No, it wouldn't be tough like a liver, Ricky.

It would definitely, I think, be spongier. Like a tenderloin? Yeah. Oh, spongy. I think it would be in that family, in the tenderloin family. I think liver's pretty rugged, isn't it? I mean, my liver's pretty rugged. Yeah, I'm not a big fan.

Yeah, my liver's probably not too soft at the moment. Your liver would be like a fucking old fucking leather boot from the 1940s. Yeah. Tastes like rum and Why would you say that, Bob? Because your liver...

I'm actually pretty healthy. Your liver's been pounded on like... Somebody banged his liver? No, but you know what I mean. Nobody banged my liver. You want to talk about a banged up liver. Who's going to have more liquor?

I mean, Lay's liver maybe. I'd put up against Julian's, but there's been liquor coursing through your liver non-stop for 40 fucking years. Yeah, but you don't, you got to think of it this way. I've never really abused liquor a few times, maybe a handful of times. So my liver has adapted to being...

Never abused liquor? Yeah, well, sometimes, like Swiss sometimes got to me, all right? But I've never abused it in a way that, you know, my liver's totally saturated with fucking booze all the time. Well, I think it's just permanently saturated. And I do drink a lot of water, man. You don't see that. I do drink water in between my fucking drinks now.

That helps out the liver. Flushes it out, man. I've known you how many years? I've never seen you put a fucking bottle of water to your lips. Nope, me either. You're full of shit. Have you ever seen it, Rick? Yeah.

Nope, I've seen him have a water bottle full of fucking straight booze in it. Right. What's ice cubes made out of? What? Huh? What is ice cubes made out of? Well, yeah, okay, you get your water intake from liquor-drenched ice cubes made out of? Well, yeah, okay. You get your water intake from liquor-drenched ice cubes.

Okay. I'll give you that. Yeah, so it's probably at least 60, 80, 100 maybe milliliters a day. That's all you need, man. I also heard that you're putting a bit of protein powder in your ice cubes. I've done that before. A hundred milliliters of water is all you need a day, is it? Oh, no, you need more than that.

Actually, I'll tell you how much water I drink today in ice cubes. I've got to figure it out here. Okay, this is big news. Just one second. Big news coming. Today, I've recorded it. 32 fluid ounces of water I've consumed today, bubs, from ice cubes. 32 fluid ounces.

Is that a lot? Mm-hmm. That's what you should be drinking. There's no way you've got 32 ounces of water in you from ice cubes. You're drinking a lot of liquor drinks. You got that much water in ice cubes going in you. That's what I mean. If you got 32 ounces of water from ice cubes, you got at least a 40

ounce of liquor in you. Minimum. Alright. I got up at 4. Actually, it was around 2 o'clock this morning. I've been awake and I've been drinking. And I've recorded 32 fucking ounces of water alright stop fucking

grabbing my nuts over this bubs don't do it man don't fuck what are you doing? I'm just resting my hand on my drink fuck off oh it's just virtual teasing. You guys know that mysterious

chalk figure over in Dorset, England with the great big giant penis on it? The what? There's a big chalk figure over there on a hill. It's like 180 feet fucking tall. And it's got a massive penis on it. What was that sound, boys? That didn't sound good.

I don't know, man. It didn't sound good at all. No? It sounded like a good. I don't know, man. It didn't sound good at all. No, it looks like... It sounded like a notification. Looks like we're still cocking along here, though. They found out... They think the fucking thing's been there for a thousand years. Bullshit. So, drawn cocks, pretty normal.

A thousand-year-old cocks. And the cock from a thousand years ago is very similar to the cocks we draw today. Oh, yeah, it would be. I've got to go see this fucking thing. I've got to see a 1,000-year-old cock drawing. That would be spectacular. What does it look like? Is there a picture of it?

Yes, there's a picture of it. It's a straight-up cock with just a ball on each side. It's not great, but it's a thousand years old, man. I'd love to get Drunken Stone right then and there. It's not like Michelangelo did it. It's not his cock drawing.

It's probably going to be pretty basic. It is. It looks like a caveman drawing. Do you think Michelangelo actually painted Cox? Yes. No, he didn't. He sculpted them.

He did marble sculptures. He would have had his tools out working on it like that. Getting the balls formed right. How the fuck do you draw something that's 180 feet tall? Because I would like to try it.

How do you what? How do you draw something 180 feet tall? That's how tall the cock was. 180 feet tall? No, the whole statue's 180 feet tall. This cock, I don't know how tall the cock is. Probably 10 feet, maybe. The statue's 180 feet tall? Well, it's not a statue it's drawing on at a chalk and what's

it drawn on how big's the canvas on the ground it's pretty big oh so it's long it's not tall it's not sticking up yeah i guess that's what it's like on a hillside so it's sort of 180 feet feet long yeah so i mean the cock's probably what 10 probably 18 feet 12 to 18 feet man you could do that ricky you've drawn them that big i like to draw like a 14 foot cock make it out of a flower or something on the way he's long you've drawn them that big in the parking lot at the Walmart. Yeah, man. I think bigger than 16 feet. The problem is I couldn't afford to get a helicopter to go up and take a look at it, so I don't know if it was good or not.

No, it was good. Well, Ricky, you just got to... You know what you do? You draw a cock in the middle of the night down by the old Q104 building. You know what I mean? Then you get up into the rooftop. You look down onto the street. It's there, man. It's easy. You don't need a helicopter.

That would work. Yeah, fuck. That's a good idea. I might try that tonight. Yes, sir. This was a fucked up one. There's a hospital in Austria and they amputated a patient's wrong leg. I hate to laugh.

What? What a fuck up. Yeah. So they took his good one off and left him with the gnarly one? Yep. He woke up and he was not fucking happy. I guess he needed a bit of counseling and shit. I would fucking say so.

Sorry, bud, but we still got to take the other one. And they couldn't put the good one back on, I suppose. They probably threw it out, did they? I can't imagine you could reattach a leg, but maybe. It was probably in the garbage by that point. It was probably, yeah. Jesus, man. You don't want a good note.

I wake up, my leg's going to be gone, but I'm going to be good again. Nope. But you know what? He's also probably a fucking millionaire right now because he probably sued the bag off him. I doubt he's really jumping for joy about that. Well, he wouldn't be jumping for joy. Not anymore.

Not anymore. Okay. Tell me this. You lose your legs for $25 million. Would you do it? No, not a chance. Fucking $25 million. $50 million. No. Think about it, bubs. You lose your legs for 25 million bucks Would you do it? Not a chance 50 million Think about it, bubs

I'm not getting rid of my legs for any amount of money I like my legs I don't know, man You flashed fucking 25 million in front of me Get out the saw, bud Yeah, but you've got arms That can compensate You can walk on your arms

Exactly See, there's people that do this, man Yeah, but you've got arms that could compensate. Nobody else has them. Yeah, you could walk on your arms. Exactly. See, these people that do this, man, they're quite fucking happy. You could buy one hell of a fucking chair for $25 million. Oh, yeah, you'd have a solid gold wheelchair. A little jet pack on the back. Well, now that's different. If you're talking jet pack chair where you can just fly around did you see the jetpack that they're with the wrists ricky no oh there's a fuck yeah jet

suit you just got two blasters on each wrist and you just hold your arms out the british navy are testing the cocksucker out right now and it's unbelievable. That sounds fucking awesome. I don't know what those big noises are and they're scaring me. No, I don't know. Everything seems to be still on track. I don't know, man. Everything's on track.

Okay, we're all good. That alien autopsy film, remember that from 1947? Yes. Well, the frame of that film is now up for auction as an NFT. Oh, really? Open and bid, $1 million.

Yeah. It's fucked. You know that one Charlie, the little guy bites his brother's finger? Yeah. You know the Charlie bit my fucking finger video? They sold that cocksucker for like seven or eight hundred grand or a million bucks as an NFT. What?

Wow. Yeah. There was a big weed deal today too, Reggie. Did you see that? I think it was today or yesterday. What is it? You know who Ready Can are? Ready Can, the big weed company?

I do know who they are. Yes, we know who Ready Can are? Ready Can, the big weed company? I do know who they are. Yes, we know who Ready Can are. They just sold the fucking thing to Hacksaw, I think they're called. A billion dollars, 925 or 975 million dollars. Holy fuck. Almost a billion dollars, Julian. A billion bucks. Yes, how were you fucking, how did you not get in on that deal somehow? How did you not get in on that deal somehow?

How did I not get in on that? I didn't hear about it, man. You fucked up. You shit the bed on that one. Billion dollar fucking deal. That is fucked up, man. That's a lot of dough. That's good for Redican, though.

Way to go, boys. Redican fellas. We know those guys. Yeah. Sexy Will. Do we? Yes, we know the Redican fellas. We know those guys. Yeah. Sexy Will. Do we? Yes, we know the Redican guys. You know.

Sexy Will, they call him. Oh, Sexy Will. Yeah, man. He's a good dude. Sexy Will. Yes, sir. He fucking knows how to light it up. Yeah.

That's a big deal. Almost a bilsy. Fuck me. How come we didn't get in on it? Hopefully he's going to be throwing some wild parodies now and we can get to some of those parodies. Oh, there'll be some parodies. I guarantee you there'll be some crazy parodies.

I know we talked about it, but I finally saw the footage of that fucking spherical UFO.... UFO? The what? I don't like the word spherical. The UFO that plunged into the ocean. The fuckin' Navy had the... missile lock on it?

Oh yes. Holy fuck man. That's crazy shit. Yes I know it's crazy shit. Was that real or what? Yeah they said there's a whole flock of the fucking things. I thought that was CGI shit, man. No, the fucking Pentagon confirmed it, didn't they? Yeah, the Pentagon said it was Navy footage. Oh, man.

The Pentagon confirmed that it was authentic footage, and I mean, the fucking thing's just hovering along, and then it stops, and it goes boop, right into the ocean, bye bye, going down to a secret base on the bottom of the ocean it really could have been

I just saw some other footage of a navy ship fucking firing guns at a fucking UFO I didn't see that one yeah man 50 cal fucking machine gun

they hit it they hit the fucking thing and it went down well then it's not a UFO it wouldn't work that way they wouldn't be able to shoot it down with fucking bullets well they shot it down with this fucking thing man and it went into the water

it wasn't an alien ship is what I'm saying I'm saying maybe they didn't shoot it down but it went into the water. It wasn't an alien ship, is what I'm saying. I'm saying maybe they didn't shoot it down, but it went down after it got hit. And it's in the water somewhere, in the ocean. Are they going to be able to find the fucking thing, or is it conveniently three miles down or some bullshit? Who knows? We're talking about,

I don't know, the aliens, man. They can fucking do shit. Yeah, but any alien ship that's going to come here, you know, from light years, it's going to have at least seven fields around it, probably more like 15. And those fields, there's no way you're shooting a bullet through those. The fucking thing can bend space and time. So no bullets getting through that. Probably just a fucking drone or something anyway.

Not this thing, man. I don't know. It could have been fake. You never know these days, boys. No, you don't. People fucking lie, man. And I also watched his video on Stanley Kubrick. You remember him?

That guy, the director? Yes. He's the one who said he fucking filmed the lunar landing and the people walking on the moon is that true Bubz when did he say that he saw an interview man of him talking about it

saying he basically said I thought everybody knew I fucking filmed it wow tell me did it happen Bubz I've never seen any interview where Stanley Kubbrick claims to have filmed the fucking moon landing. I will show it to you sometime. I'd like to see it too. But I also...

That's fucked up, man. I also saw that this one other thing that they showed a picture of the boots of... Supposedly the boots they wore on the fucking moon. And there was no treads on it. But then when you see on the moon footage, and there was no treads on it, but then when you see on the moon footage, it's got fucking treads on their boots. So what the fuck, Bob? Here we go.

Something's going on, man. Here we go. Julian's going down the fucking... I don't know, man. I'm not saying. You've been alone too long, man. I've been alone in this fucking house and it's driving me nuts.

You're starting to go down the squirrel hole. I'm not believing shit, though. I'm just fucking reading it. It's a rabbit hole, Ricky. It's a rabbit hole. You're starting to go down the squirrel hole. I'm not believing shit, though. I'm just fucking reading it. It's a rabbit hole that people go down. Julian couldn't fit in a squirrel hole. No, he'd need a fucking hippo hole. Hippo hole. Like your mom's.

Oh, man, I miss mama jokes with you guys. It's been a long time, man. That was your mom's nickname. When's this going to end? Wow, it should be ending. I don't know. I'm thinking soon. Did you hear about the cop over in England that's getting fired?

He decided it was a good idea to stir his female officer friend's tea with his penis. Nice work. What the fuck was he doing? Did he burn it? Well, that's what I was wondering. Why would you stick your cock in tea anyway and risk getting blisters on, you know, one of your favorite parts?

It's weird. Was it hot tea or iced tea? I'm pretty sure it was hot tea. Do they drink iced tea in England? I'm pretty sure it was hot tea. Do they drink iced tea in England? I believe they enjoy it. I believe they do, man. I know down south in America.

They throw ice in. I don't think it's sugary old nasty. I think it's just cold-ass tea. Whether it was hot or cold, hot is extra fuck, but even cold, what a fucked- up thing to do. Yeah, and you shouldn't be doing that, putting your wiener in people's teeth.

I guess another time she was showering and he walked in on her or some shit. You shouldn't be putting your wiener in anybody's teeth. So is this guy married to this chick or is it his girlfriend or just his partner? Is the police writing her? Yeah. So he's just a creepy fuck. He's a weird one. He also, for her birthday,

got a picture off one of her social sites and put it on a mug and it said something like you're amazing but not perfect. Or something like that. It was fucked. He's a real clown, isn't he? You're amazing, but not perfect. Or something like that. That was fucked. What?

He's a strange guy. He's a real clown, isn't he? Funny guy. Oh, fuck. What's wrong with your arm? Why are you flinching? Because I'm sleeping in this fucking big fancy bed. It's like I'm not used to it. It's not my bed, Bob.

I need to get back to my fucking trailer. I'm all fucking janked up, man. How come you look so little? Lean in where you were. There you go. See, look. Here come the guns. Don't be doing that, man.

I'm just wiping the crumbs off. You don't be patting me. I'm wiping the crumbs off the pack. This fucking guy in Iowa that, man. Don't be... You don't be petting me. I like this one. This fucking guy in Iowa, this man, he burned down his neighbor's... He didn't burn it down, but he set his neighbor's house on fire because they didn't mow his lawn. Nice.

They said they were going to mow it on Saturday. They didn't. Sunday, you asked them, when are you going to cut the grass? They said, today. They didn't, so he said, fuck you, and lit his house on fire. People get fucking upset when they don't get their lawns mowed, man. I've heard about this. It's weird.

Fucking weird shit, man. Because he's a lazy fuck, obviously. Fuck him. Anyway, what about, hey, you guys hear about the story about that two-year-old little girl who's like now like she's a genius or something she's got an iq of 146 or 48 or something oh first youngest member youngest member of mensa that's fucked up shit man 147 i don't think anybody's ever had one that high in history. Oh, yes, they have,

man. 147? Yes, man. The real fucking geniuses are up around 160, 170. Yeah, I thought somebody had 100. You know, like Einstein or somebody. I don't know.

But 146 for a two-year-old, give me a break. Come on. Something's wrong. Like, she's an alien. Yeah, that's fucked up. Better keep your eye on her, man. Maybe she is alien. Like, you know, she was born and she already knows,

just because it's in her genes, she already knows fucking string theory and space-time continuum. Like, maybe she already knows all that stuff. So are aliens banging humans, do you think? Do you think that shit's going on? Are we going to hear about that when the government announces all this shit?

I would say so. Yeah, I would assume so. I mean, Captain Kirk already did. I'm not... Bob, I mean for real. Like, tall whites. I'm sure you're gonna find out i mean if you watch all the do you know who charles hall is you ever watch his videos where he's describing the tall whites yeah that he interacted with in the nevada desert either he's completely

bananas or it's true because he's not acting. He can't be making it up. He's not that good of an actor. So he's either lost his mind but he believes what he's saying. That's what I'm trying to say. And he talks about he knows the fucking tall whites. He dealt with them all the fucking time. And they had very similar

undercarriages to humans. Except bigger. Were they? Well, you know what, Bubz? I think there's a fine line between genius and fucking looney tunes. You know what I'm saying?

Oh, absolutely, Trish. I think a lot of these scientists are getting older and all of a sudden they're fucking snapping, man. They're just loopy as fuck. Who do you think that could apply to? Well, he's on a different level altogether.

I wonder what... If this little two-year-old was 146, I wonder what Ricky's IQ is. Let's break it down, bubs. I bet you I'm hovering around... An average IQ is around 100. Yeah, I'm probably about 130, 135.

No, man. How much, Ricky? 130 maybe, 135. 135? I think we divide the normal IQ by three, and maybe we got him. 30? 35? No, he wouldn't be that low.

Well, I'm smarter than these fucking... There's some scientists here I was reading about weird things that got invented over the years and patented. I'm definitely smarter than these fucking people. In 1896, this guy invented and patented a saluting device.

It was something you put underneath your hat so that when you walked by someone, you'd tilt your head like this and it would turn the hat and it would tip the hat. So you didn't have to move your arms. Like, why in the fuck would you invent something like that? Like, are you that lazy you can't fucking lift your fucking arm and salute someone? Well, just maybe it was for, Ricky, if you didn't notice the person. Because back then, if you didn't salute, you know, it was a big deal, and you might end up getting killed over it. So maybe it was just a fail-safe so that if you didn't see the guy out of the corner of your eye,

your hat would at least salute him so you didn't get murdered. That's a fucking weird one. Maybe. 2006, somebody invented and patented dog chastity belt. Well I could see that. It's a weird one. I could see that though you don't want your dog running around banging all the other neighborhood dogs. Suppose you get your dog neutered but you like the look of his balls well somebody invented and patented dog testicle implants just for that reason silicone balls what natural look why how much are they i didn't price how much okay well they're i mean it's so

that it could make you rich, something like that. I guess, but why do you need balls in your dog's bag? It's a very good question. Well, I don't know, man. Maybe the question of the day right there. You know what it is? Wrap like a ball in your dog's bag.

Did you ever see those fuckers that have the pickup trucks that have the fucking balls hanging down off the trailer hitch? Those motherfuckers are the people you gotta target, because they will buy balls for their fucking pitbulls and shit. Great Deans and whatever. Might be some money to be made, boys.

This other guy invented a leaf-g leaf gathering trousers. 2003. Leaf gathering trousers? Yeah. It's got a net attached to both legs. You just sort of waddle around your lawn and gather up leaves, I guess. Oh, my God.

That's terrible. What? That's something you'd come up with, faked out of your mind, Ricky. Actually, that's a pretty good idea. I might invent something like that for snow removal. Shovel trousers. Shovel pants. What do these fucking trousers look like, man?

What's the deal with them? They gather weeds? Leaves. Leaves? Leaves. Yeahaves. Leaves. Yeah, leaves. Instead of making up leaves, you just go walking around with these on and it rakes your leaves up. That is fucked up, man.

It's snow, Ricky. It'd be too heavy. You imagine shoveling your driveway and having all that snow in your pants. I'll figure out a way. Another guy invented chicken eye protectors. Little chicken goggles. What? So you'll get your eyes pecked out.

I could see chicken goggles being a good thing to have. I'd like to have a set of those in jail. Chicken goggles. Chicken goggles? Why would you need chicken goggles? Well, you know, just eye protection. People trying to fucking poke your eyes out. How many people try to poke your eyes out in jail, Ricky?

You'd be surprised. It's a bit of a thing. It does happen, bubs. This other guy, this is a smart one. I might have to get one of these. A fucking mustache guard. It's a little plastic. It's a curved, like, fucking shield.

Put it over your stash. And then it goes to your ears the string and then when you're eating soup and shit you don't get all fucked over in your mustache soups and sauces i fucking hate that huh a mustache guard yeah cocksucker invented that in 1876 What the fuck is going on? My roast is ready. Oh, fuck. Okay, well. We're going to have to wind this up, I guess. Yeah, your roast is cooked, is it, Ricky?

It's May the 28th. See, I said the 8th just for Julian. I said May 28th. Thank you. That's proper English, man. Good going. In 1971, you might remember this day, boobaloos, although I don't think you were born.

Your buddy Paul McCartney releases Ram. Yes, I know. There's a whole Ram box set coming out that I need to get my fucking hands on. What's the deal on Ram? It was just instead of you couldn't call it fucking? No, it's Ram like the Ram, Ricky. Not Ram. It's Ram, the animal with the horns.

Is it the sheep? Like the sheep, yes. Not buying it. I think it's Ram as in ramming. Ram's a fantastic record. I should have had a song cued up here from Ram. In 1983, a fucking Ricky parody song by Weird Al hits number 63. What the fuck?

What song is Ricky? Is it not? Oh, Ricky, you're so fine. Oh, Ricky, you're so fine. You're so fine. You blow my mind. Yeah, man. Hey, Ricky.

Oh, Ricky, you're so fine. You're so fine. You blow my mind. Hey, Ricky. I like that song a lot. It was Gwen Stefani, wasn't it? What was the song I was going to do about Ricky? No.

Oh, it was the Tricky song. I don't know, man. What was that one, Ricky? The song Tricky. I was going to change it to Ricky. Oh, yeah. Yeah, how did it go? Let's hear it.

I can't remember. Too baked. It was like... I just remember the chorus was, I hear it. I can't remember. Too baked. It was like... I just remember the chorus was, I'm Ricky. I'm Ricky. The sync is very vital. Oh, yeah, there we go.

The second take is vital to rock around this ride on time. Here we go. I'm Ricky. I rock around. I rock around. I'm right on time. I'm Ricky.

That's how it went. I'm Ricky. I like it, bubs. I'm Ricky. I smoke all dope. That's a good one, man. I smoke my dope. I'm Ricky I'm Ricky I smoke my dope I'm Ricky I'm Ricky That would be awesome Unfortunately there's not a lot of great birthdays

On May the 28th Rudy Giuliani 1944 Oh yeah He's a fucked up character. Yeah. You're going to like this one, though, Julian. I think we will drink to her tonight.

All right. Who? 1968. Still a beautiful looking human being. Kylie Minogue. Ooh, Kylie Minogue. Julian liked Kylie Minogue. Cheers to her and happy birthday, Kylie. Everybody does, man. I love Kylie Minogue. Julian liked Kylie Minogue. Cheers to her and happy birthday, Kylie.

Everybody does, man. I love Kylie Minogue. Yeah. What was the big single? Fuck. I've got to know now. It's going to kill me. This is a tough one, man.

No, it was a bit, you know. It's huge. Oh, my God. I can't believe I... This is an embarrassment. I said it as a joke because I thought you were both going to sing it.. I can't believe I... This is an embarrassment. I said it as a joke because I thought you were both going to sing it. Now I can't think of it. I knew it earlier.

I was thinking about it. La, la, la. La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la't it? I think so, man. I can't get you out of my head. No, I just... Boom! I can't get you out of my head. Didn't I just sing it? You didn't say the name of it, did you? Yeah, you didn't say the name.

You fucked up. Oh. You triggered it. Oh, yeah, but that... Okay, I was just trying to think of that melody. La, la, la. La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la. La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la. All right, well, this concludes another day of the perk after the darkness.

Yes, sir. Say goodbye, Julian. Goodbye, I miss you guys. Miss everybody else around the world. Fuck. Yeah, I miss everybody around the world, too. Oh, everything's falling apart here now. I as well miss the world.

Everything's falling apart, bubs. It's time to fucking abort. Abort mission, bud. Yeah, say goodbye, everybody. Peace and love. Oh, just wait. I don't want to push the wrong thing here. Yeah, okay. Oh, just wait. I don't want to push the wrong thing here. Yeah, okay.

See you next week. Hopefully, maybe we'll be in the same place, will we, boys? I hope so. Oh, oh. What the fuck happened there? Little Kylie Minogue. Okay, see you, everybody. Jesus Christ.