Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 1 - Monster Cock

Episode Date: April 8, 2019

A big f**king welcome to Ricky's kitchen! He's rustled up some special sauce and chicken fingers (the good kind) and got a coupla rockers from Monster Truck to jam with Bubbles! The Boys also chat about smoking with Snoop Dogg, why snorting ants is f**ked, Finnish saunas and Japanese ass lasers!

What kind of fucking popcorn is this? Jalapeno, motherfucker. Jalapeno and what, cheddar? You guys are lucky I'm even agreeing to this. I could still be sleeping, but you fucking came through. The cameras are going. And you should be happy. You should be in a good mood. I am happy. That's why I'm fucking up.

You passed out there probably. You probably just had to walk five fucking steps. But this is better, isn't it? Real fucking glasses. That's what I'm saying. Cheers, man. Thank you. Way to go, Ricky. And you came through with some guests.

We're in Ricky's trailer. First time ever that we're filming in here. Very excited. My bird is right like that. You don't talk about that. They might think it's because of them. Yeah, like you got a serious man crush times two. No, it is because of them, but not because of them that way.

So it's like that right now? Just because they're here, not because I think things are going to go down. Just because they're here. Are you wishing or hoping things will go down? No. Well, you just... Not those types of things. I'm hoping other things will go down.

Are you going to make an introduction? Are we going to get this going? Take a sip of your booze. Okay, here, you do the thing. First one ever, so I guess we call it... I don't wanna fuck this one up. Uh... What do you got, bubs?

What do I got? Make an introduction. Okay, we got some very special guests on the podcast today. Or the Live from Ricky's Kitchen episode, whatever you want to call it. Whatever the fuck your videos are called. Hey, fellas, can you guys come up here? Oh, yeah. Two of the fucking guys from Canadian fucking rock band

Monster Truck are in the house. Fucking awesome. Only reason I'm out of bed right now. Just watch yourself, boys. He does have an erection at the moment, okay? Canadian fucking rock band Monster Trunk are in the house. Fucking awesome. Only reason I'm out of bed right now. Just watch yourself, boys. He does have an erection at the moment, okay? Home Stewart. We're trying to fit this shit in here.

Well, Julian, that's Waze Leagues. Yes. Much better than fucking studio. Let's get some sauces. Yes, we're gonna do it. You want a bite of my Italiano Loferino? What's that, Ricky? That's a fucking knife.

Yeah. It's a knife bread. A little, uh... It's a secret weapon. I could have bit into that. It broke my tooth. It's a loaf of knife. There's a cop saying it's just a loaf of bread.

What's this bowl of soup all about? That's a secret sauce. It's got liquor mints, some maple syrup, and some hot sauce. Buffalo. I didn't know Ricky was so good in the kitchen. He's not bad. Anything that's deep fried,

he can deep fry pretty much anything. Chipotle. Middle sauce. Middle sauce? Ray, where'd you get the sauces? Some of them I made, and some of them I poured out of a sauce container. Why does this say Yak Firm?

Because it's Buffalo and Ranch. I'm not a fan. But you guys might like it. That's pretty good, Yak Firm. I like that. Yak Firm. Well, I might try the Yak Firm sauce. Should work at a wing place,

making up wing sauce names. Fuck, man. You did? No, I would like to. Yeah, I would love to. Great idea. It'd be easy. Just get high and come up with names. Would you quit Monster Truck for that job?

Fuck yeah. I'm just waiting for an excuse now. No, well, Wingsauce... You've got to develop that gig, though. It takes, like, 10,000 hours, right? We'll still be there for you in the meantime. I'll have to Wingsauce. Nice.

Yeah. I'm starting to do 10,000 hours with the wing sauce. Ricky got hired one time to re-voice porno movies. I did? Remember? I blocked that out, I guess. Yeah? You were doing the, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, take that.

Are you talking about J-Rock's porno flicks? I wouldn't say he was employed by J-Rock. Did he fucking pay him? Well, no, I guess not. No, he didn't, so you can't really say that was a job J-Rock. Did he fucking pay him? Well, no, I guess not. No, he didn't. So you can't really say that was a job. Give me some of this fucking popcorn.

Do you want some wings, man? Do you want a wing? Here. We got pepperoni somewhere. I'll have a wing. Pass these over. There you go. Your own plate.

No offense, but I wouldn't eat anything that Ricky fucking chewed up. I know what I'm doing with wings. Did you find these chicken wings that go back in a dumpster? They're the good kind. Techie fried chicken. No, look, that's a formidable one. Oh, that's two.

That's a formidable one. They're not as crispy as I would have liked, but they came out pretty good. They look pretty good. So they're not dumpster wings. No, man, these are the good kind, pinties or whatever the fuck they're called. Should I try this yak sauce, Ricky? If you want a yak. Is that why you call it yak sauce?

I just, I don't like ranch like ranch there's some ranch in there it doesn't mean you don't like it how is it good it's lovely all right lovely well there you go all right bubs i hope you fucking you you did some work on this whole interview thing because maybe watch barbara walters from like 1970 or something to ask some questions because you're not the greatest interviewer man and i know you've got that going on you're going to be like a bit of pressure man christian farley on uh that program where he interviewed the guy from the beatles yeah yeah that's right awkward chris farley yeah i'm not like him i hope not that was bad we're not the beetle that's right. That was awkward. Chris Farley. Yeah. I'm not like him.

I hope not. That was bad. We'll see. We're not the Beatles. That's for fucking sure. Are you a Beatles fella? I am definitely a Beatles fella. Yes, sir.

Inspired by the Beatles. How was the show in Halifax last week? It was fucking awesome. It was awesome. So you guys have been on a bender since last week? Or did you do more shows? We're just always on a constant bender. It's ridiculous, to be honest with you.

Nice. It hasn't stopped. It's like... I know the feeling. You were on the cruise ship with us. Did the cruise, and then, you know... You guys fucking rocked on the cruise. Thanks.

It was awesome. Tell the people that didn't come on the cruise, what did you think of the cruise? The cruise was the most fun of all the cruises I've ever done. How many have you done? Three. Wow. Really?

That was my third. The other two were rock cruises, too. So, you know, not just a normal cruise, but your guy's cruise was better. Way better. Nice. That's good to hear. We had a really good time. I think it was something to do.

There was a special floor on that boat. We were hanging around a time. I think it was something to do, there was a special floor on that boat. We were hanging around a lot, I think. We had that top deck. That's what made that cruise. There was tons of liquor there at all times. The other cruises you were on, they didn't have that secret floor. Well, if they did, we didn't get onto that secret deck.

So you were just hanging out with the regular, you know, the fans? Well, they were rock fans, though, and it was kind of a party ball. No, but that's what I mean. If you're down there, you're going to get mobbed all the time. The deck. Join?

Yeah, sure. Here, man. Oh, man, we can't smoke anymore, can we? Well, we've been smoking fucking all morning. You've got to treat your guests the way you should treat them, man. Oh, man. I can't believe I'm gonna get outsmoked.

You gotta offer the man a joint. No, I know. I'm just surprised you need more. But good for you. Yeah, I really probably don't. He smokes kind of about hourly, I'd say. Every hour, smoke a joint. Have you ever met Snoop Dogg? No.

We've hung out with Snoop Dogg quite a bit. Really? I'd like to do that. He's a fucking maniac. Yeah. He doesn't smoke hourly. He smokes minutely. Really? I heard he's got a guy he hires to roll joints for him.

He rolls a lot of them himself. He rolls a lot of them. That's a surprise. Man, see? You know what I mean? See the way you just lit that? Takes it in his own hands. He would have already passed that to him and lit another one.

He'd have a second one lit already. Anybody? Just me. If you're hanging out with Snoop Dogg, you feel inclined you've got to smoke with him. I know, I understand. That's what happens. And so you get totally fucked. Because when he goes like this and hands you the joint, you can't be like, no, thank you, Snoop Dogg.

Because it's rude, so you just take it. No, thank you, Snoop. And then 20 minutes later, you're going, oh, I hope I don't shit myself. Hope I don't shit myself. I got a crazy story that's kind of like that. We were on tour with Slash and Lemmy was there and I was just losing my mind. Lemmy, Lemmy.

Lemmy, real Lemmy. Real Lemmy. Real life Lemmy, which was just mind blowing. So I'm looking down the hallway and I'm super nervous and I'm like, I can't go talk to him. Brad's like, I don't give a shit. And he went up and starts a conversation with Lemmy. I'm like, there's my in.

So I walked up and we talked for a while. And I got through the night. And we're hanging side stage watching Slash. And Lemmy turns to me and goes, you want a drink? I was like, no, man, it's OK. I'm drinking vodka. So I turned down a drink from Lemmy. Oh, no, you didn't.

I turned down a whiskey and coke from Lemmy. That was brilliant. And then I weirded him out because I was so wasted trying to keep up with him. I, like, totally weirded him out. So there's my Lemmy embarrassment right there. That's pretty awesome. It's all right, man. It was fun, though.

He was really nice. The cool part was... He's like a granddad. Totally. He's like a granddad. The cool part was that Lemmy wasn't allowed upstairs because Slash and a bunch of them don't drink anymore. Oh, yeah, right.

So Lemmy's drinking. And our dressing room was the only one on the bottom floor. So they're like, if Lemmy needs the bathroom, can he use your dressing room? And I was like, of course. And that was my ticket to go walk up and say, hey, Lemmy, if you need to take a piss, man. Yeah, we got the drinking room for you.

Yeah. That was a night and a half. It was crazy. That was on a ship? No, that wasn't on a ship. That was at Hustle Blues Boston. That would have been a better cruise probably than your guys. But you know, it's fucking Lemmy.

Just Lemmy by himself on the cruise? Do you like 600 meet and greets a day? I met Lemmy one, but I just got to say hi. I didn't get to talk to him, but it was at the Rainbow Room. Oh, fuck. Was he playing VLTs? He was. He was sitting in his seat there at the end playing the... I think he was playing photo match.

Yeah. Yeah, and I was like, Oh, there we go. And I got to shake his hand, and that was kind of it. He was super kind. Super kind. He was very friendly. Very friendly. I thought he was gonna be like Ozzy Osbourne

and would be like, it would be hard to understand him. Like snorting ants. Well, yeah. But he was I thought he was going to be like Ozzy Osbourne and would be hard to understand him. Like snorting ants. Well, yeah. But he was articulate. No way, really? Yeah, he totally... He would not have thought that.

It was like talking to your granddad. You're like, hey, Ozzy. Fuck, I'd like to meet Ozzy. Me too. Did you see the movie, the Motley Crue movie, where he snorts up the ants? Is that real? I think it is real.

That is real. I haven't heard that story for years. The worst part, it was the drink and the piss that really took me for a while. Ozzy got down at the poolside because everybody was talking about how hardcore they were. And there was a line of ants going, you know, doing their thing. And he got down with a straw and he snorted up a bunch of ants. That'd be it. It's the creepiest thing.

Would it make you high, or what would that do? No, Ricky, it wouldn't make you high. They'd start tunneling around in your fucking brain, wouldn't they? Yeah.

I mean, they're not gonna die. They live underground. That's fucked up. Then he sucked up his piss. It took a piss on the... He took a piss, sucked it up, and then Nicky Six

took a piss, and he pushed him out of the way, and he licked up his piss. Jeez. Fucking. I can't believe, like, that's now common knowledge. Like, in human culture, you know, whereas before it was a rock story.

But I guess that's why he walks around now going. I think there's a lot more to that. That's what it was. It was the ants. It was the ants. He fucking drilled some holes in his brain. Some of his brain. Some of his brain's not there now.

Figure it out. People that drink other people's brain's not there now. Figure it out. People that drink other people's piss will be normal now. Pretty much. If you don't snort ants, I think you're fine. Wow, that's fucked. Let me sit, or sorry, Ozzy set a bar, you know. He set a bar for a crazy.

Remember the time you had a centipede in your ear? I didn't eat it, though. No, but I mean, I had to get it out with little needle nose pliers, but he was in there. He was fucking setting up shop. Yeah, Ricky had a centipede in his ear. So you guys were on tour for like forever now? Yeah, something like that, yeah. It's fucking, well good for you guys, but man.

Yeah, it's nice to work, but yeah, it's a lot. You're not home much, but you know, you can. Like how long of stints do you do? You much but you know you do you can't like how long how long of stints do you do you go out on the road and you're out for how long well this one i mean we played halifax a week ago we're playing oshawa tonight so we got a fucking move to get there but this one was only like a week and a half well that's not bad um but then what's the longest run you've ever done without going home? I think 11 weeks long. Three tours all in a row.

That's a fucking... It was like a week and went back out. Fucking crazy. But we're going to go next time. Next tour starts in the middle of April in Europe, and it's like six weeks, maybe? Okay, that's still a long one. That'll be a good time, man.

That's a good time. But over in Europe, you get to see fucking different things. Where's your biggest... When you go to Europe, where are your biggest markets? Oh, UK and Germany, for sure. Well, is the UK part of Europe? I don't want to get political. Oh, fuck, here we go. But the whole thing is, yeah, UK's okay,

and, you know, Germany's sweet. We played in Germany. Yeah. Berlin. Yeah. I went in the Berlin Marathon. Caused a big accident. You were in hockey gear, weren't you?

I wore hockey gear and rollerblades. Oh, that's amazing. Yeah, and I got injured. I had the thing, and I started going, and I tripped, and a whole bunch of people fell over me. Did you get a NASCAR crash? You actually got a medal, though. I did get a medal.

I don't think you were supposed to because you cheated. I didn't cheat, you cheated. You did cheat. You brought me off the track, put me in a car and drove me to the end of the finish line and let me out and I crossed it. And you still didn't win. And then they gave me a medal. An achievement medal.

Participation. They tried to take it away and you wouldn't let them. That was awesome. Well, I'm not giving back my medal. You already gave it to me. I still have that medal somewhere. Berlin Marathon runner, skater. You guys got liquor drinks? I got a liquor drink.

You guys want some popcorn? Just pepperoni over there, we got some vegetables. Oh yeah. What was that shit you made? Boys, these wings are not bad, I'm telling you. Serious lunch set up. It's not bad. Ricky usually doesn't go full tilt like this.

I still wouldn't eat that stuff. Oh, sir yet, here we go. Yeah, who wants to finish a napkin? There you go. Pubs. First time ever seeing him fucking hand out napkins. Oh, it's fucking wings. Wings get a little messy.

You should just use your shirt, though, man. I might go with just straight up sauce. What? You're just doing a shot of sauce? I forget which one this is now. Oh, it smells like barbecue. Sauce sounds good. Barbecue cock. Fuck.

Barbecue cock. Actually, Corey said that originally your guys' name was not Monster Truck, it was Monster Cock, and the record company made you change it. You know, I wish that originally your guys' name was not Monster Truck, it was Monster Cock, and the record company made you change it. You know, I wish that was true. That would be a way better story. You would never call it Monster Cock. No, we called it Monster Truck because it's ridiculous, and we just wanted to have fun

and get fucked up, and that was the whole point of this band, and then we wrote good songs, so good on us, I guess. Right on. I fucking like Monster Truck. that's a good name man. Yeah, well it's kind of weird because nobody, everything Monster Truck

affiliated doesn't want anything to do with this. Really? When we first came out we're like yo Monster Jam we're totally the band for you like you guys should figure this out.

Yeah. It's hard rock, it's called Monster Truck you know let's get in there and they're like nah we're good. We tried for years with those fucking guys. We got into hockey.

Never, never. Hockey school, yeah. Well, that was our thing. Like, we liked hockey the most, so we wrote a song about hockey. And then it was a Leafs goal song for three years. Yes, yes, yes. And then Don Cherry, we talked about it on Hockey Night in Canada. I was like, okay, well.

That's fucking awesome. That is awesome. It's nice to say, we're going to write a song about hockey and put it in hockey, and it actually does it. It does, yeah. You feel pretty fucking good about yourself. So the monster truck should still fucking use you guys. I know. They should give you monster trucks. It's the great fucking audience, man, right there.

Well, there's the Canadian fella. He was calling me up to come out to the monster jam. Well, won't you fucking talk to him? What's his name? You know, he's got the Canadian truck. Oh, what the fuck's his name? Captain Canuck. No, he's not Captain fucking Canuck.

That'd be a good idea for a truck. Joe Canada. Northern Thunder? Northern Thunder, okay. Oh, yeah, I think so. Is there a truck called Northern Thunder? Here's the thing. I think there is, and the only reason I know there is

is because when we started the band, I was like, I better find out what I can about fucking monster trucks. No, Northern Thunder's what they used to call me. Bubs. Nobody calls it that. Nobody's believing you right now, man. Some people call me Northern Thunder. You're showing off in front of the boys.

You have your box there? There's like a kind of weed. Canadian monster. Can you look up Canadian monster truck driver? I'm already fucking on it, Bubs. Whoa. Northern Lights? Northern?

Nope. Okay. Oh, here we go nightmare northern nightmare watch it look like black with like a red canadian fucking look at that bad scary yeah it looks like a bad t-shirt camo it's got some it's got a camo vibe going on, I think. He should come out. Maple Leaf camo. Yeah, he should come out cranking your music. Well, this guy did get a hold of us. Let's fucking talk to these guys.

I mean, they should be totally cranking it. I met him. I went out to Monster Jam. I know. The fucking raceway there. And I went out and met him. And he let me drive the truck. I ramped it.

Set a record. You guys should get. I beat Bigfoot. No, you didn't. I beat Bigfoot. No, you didn't. I beat Bigfoot. You did not draw the northern fucking nightmare monster. I beat the Undertaker. Bull fucking shit.

Pictures. You got pictures to prove this? I had pictures, but they got corrupted on a faulty SD card. A faulty SD card. There's a picture of me going right over Bigfoot, and I'm out the window. Oh, you were jumping Bigfoot. Fucking shit.

You guys should get this dude to come to Sunnyvale, and we'll set up in the back of it and play and get him rolling. We're doing it, man. We're going to set a bunch of stack of skids on fire, and he can jump it. Yes. Get a bunch of old Marshall stacks and light them on fire. Yeah.

That would actually be pretty awesome. We're filming a video for doing that. Oh, yeah, no, I mean definitely film a video. So I guess people know we're cartoons now. Cam McQueen. People know we're cartoons now, Ricky. What do they think? It just happened. I don't know.

It's kind of scary. It's kind of like alternate universe type stuff. It's hard to explain. It's weird. It's hard to explain to people. Have you seen Russian Doll? What's that? Who? What? Yeah, I'm almost all the way through it. Have you seen it? Don't end it for me.

I won't. What is it? There's a Netflix series called Russian Doll and this woman gets into a loop where she gets killed but her day starts looping. It's like Groundhog Day. It's like Groundhog Day but way more fucked up. It's not funny, right?

Way more fucked up. Is it funny? Yeah, it's got funny stuff. I'm gonna watch it. It's dark though. It's dark, dark comedy but it's not funny, right? Way more fucked up. Is it funny? Yeah, it's got funny stuff. I'm going to watch it. It's dark, though. It's dark. Dark comedy, but it's way more... I mean, Groundhog Day, they basically just said, yeah, the same thing's going to happen each,

but this here gets, like, fucking... He gets good at piano. Oh, baby, it gets branched off into a... You really got to... You can't watch it high, Ricky. You'll shit yourself. All right. Well, I won't be watching it then.

Where do you guys start up? Where do you guys live? You guys live in Ontario somewhere, right? Hamilton. Hamilton. Oh, fuck. We've been there a lot. The Hammer.

The dirtiest place there is. So do you know the Finger Eleven fellas? Yes, a couple of them, yes. You know Rich? You know Rich, the drummer? Rich, you know? We've had some fucked up experiences with Rich. I used to date one of my friends, but yeah. He used to get tattoo Rich. I met Rich Long and I went on a date with one of my friends.

I remember Finger Eleven toured. I think they did 300 days one year. Yeah, he called us eight months later and he was still on tour. He's like, we're like, where are you? He's like, I don't know, in the U.S. He didn't have a clue what to say. If you get success in the U.S., you can pretty much be there for the rest of your fucking life. There's so many fucking places to go, man.

You just, one tour ends, and then you've done the loop of it, and you just fucking get back on and do another one. Yeah, because it's been three months, and you can play all the places you played at the beginning. It's fucking, America's a wild place. We haven't tried yet. It's probably as fucked up as Russian Doll is, though, after a few cycles.

I would think. Yes, you're stuck in a three-month tour. I've got to watch this Russian Doll. And not in somewhere fun like Europe. It's fucking America. Yeah. Yeah. No, thanks.

Europe's fun because it's all, you know, oh, it's looks different money today. Yeah, right? Look at all this history. We call them, different currencies are called shitters. Because you don't know what they are. There's a million names for all of them. How many shitters you got? How many shitters does it you don't know what they are. There's a million names. How many shitters you got?

How many shitters does it cost to go to that restaurant? I don't know. 10,000 shitters. Yeah, there you go. What does that equate to in Canadian dollars? Less than you would pay here. My brain was going to explode over there. Oh, man.

Too many shitters. Have you guys been to Helsinki? Yeah. It's pretty sweet. Fucking sweet. Best steak restaurant we ever went to was in Helsinki. I don't doubt it. Their food standards are crazy. Yep. It's pretty sweet. Fucking sweet. It's a wild place. Best steak restaurant we ever went to was in Helsinki. I don't doubt it. Their food standards are crazy. Yeah.

It was good. No bleach in their chicken. It was called Stefan's. Really? How do you remember that? I don't remember that. I know, because I went there three times. Stefan's, and they have certified A5 Wagyu beef.

Oh yeah. Look out, baby. Hundred bucks for a four-ounce steakyu beef. Oh yeah. Look out baby. Hundred bucks for a four ounce steak. Jesus. It's expensive. Well, I didn't pay, the promoter was paying. So that's the key. It was kind of fatty too.

It was wonderful. It was wonderful. The fucked up thing about Finland, there was a sauna in every single place that I ever, like whether it was, one of the venues had a sauna in every single place that I have like it whether it was One of the venues had a sauna in the basement and then every hotel has a sauna like everybody saunas Yeah all the time in Finland And so I did it every time I was there

I wish I had a sauna now you go to Japan and they got the toilets that shoot the water up your ass Genius have those in Edmonton now we were in a hotel in Edmonton that had the shooting water toilets. I'm too scared to try it though. I'm like, you know what? Oh yeah, I tried right away. Really? I'm just like, holy shit, I don't know where it's gonna go. I was in Japan.

Like, is the water just gonna shoot out everywhere? No, I was in Japan with Axl Rose, and he had the presidential suite, and his toilet in his room didn't just have that thing, it had a scanner that went. And then it found your, it didn't matter if you were sitting off kilter, it knew exactly where to shoot you.

Laser guided. It was like a laser guided starfish. Right in the hoop every time. I'd love to have one of those. Japanese technology is pretty advanced. Their ass technology. I'll be honest though, if it was laser guided, I'd probably definitely take the risk.. Japanese technology is pretty advanced. Their ass technology. I'll be honest, though. If it was laser-guided, I'd probably definitely take the risk.

I'm just worried about errant sprays because I'm not positioned right. No way. It won't be the toilet's fault. Not with this thing. Laser-guided procedure. All right, I'm going to try it. I might get addicted to it, but I'm trying it. Two million saunas in Finland.

Just going to throw that out there. Whoa. Two what? Two million. How many people? 5.3. Whoa. Yo, every Two million. How many people in Finland? 5.3. Whoa.

Yo, every house, I'm telling you. It's fucked up. Every hotel has like the ball in a sauna. It's crazy. You walk in the hotel lobby and it kinda sucks, and you go down to the sauna and you're like, holy shit, it's like this like beautiful. Do they have saunas in the rooms?

No, no, no, down in the basement. They have a pool and then they always have his and hers sauna that are just massive. And when you go in, the dudes are always naked. Yeah, they're just sitting there like this. Me and Brandon are sitting there in business. Hey, guys, how's it going? He would love that.

I'm a full-naked guy. I never played sports. I'm not into it. So if you're going to start a sauna business, you've got to go over there. You're not a full-naked guy? Well, I'll give you a tip. Don't ever go to meet an NHL hockey team after a game.

Yeah, I'll give you a tip. Don't ever go to meet an NHL hockey team after a game. Yeah, that's... Yeah, I just, I can't... We got hauled down to... Who was it? The Rangers? San Jose. San Jose's dressing room, and everybody was excited to meet us, so they didn't bother getting dressed.

They just came over to meet us. And it was like... That's fucking great. We were in the LA Kings dressing room, same thing. He was hyperventilating. Well, see, there's... Since they're like four years old, their cockcks have been flapping out of the roof. I guess so, yeah. Group showers.

He was hyperventilating. I wasn't hyperventilating, Bubs. Reminded me of jail. It's like kind of like being in jail. Except a lot fancier showers. And everyone's making a lot more money than guys in jail. You don't gotta watch your back in the dressing room in jail. Oh, and they're not trying to're not trying to bag shank you.

Yeah, that does happen. Some people. Yeah. So, Bubz, what's up with all the guitars and shit back there? Yeah, what was so fucking important? You had to get me off the couch and put me in my bed this morning. What are you talking about? I always have that stuff laying around.

Oh, come on. Yeah, I play fucking that stuff, do I? The three of us sit around and jam all the time, do we? No, but I often just lay my keyboards and bass out. You're fucking full of shit, man. Doesn't it? This has never happened. Just go ahead and ask them, man.

They're musicians. Come on, Bob. Let's have a jam. Let's have a jam. Fuck, this is happening right now? You got it out. I had no idea that was happening. This is happening right now in my fucking trailer.

I had no idea this was going to happen. Legacy. I was fucking with them and I just left them there. You guys just keep talking. We'll just play you out. All right, man. He wants the jam, though. We got to get him in.

Let him do it. Let's go throw the guitar on. Monster truck with their monster cocks are in my fucking living room. Hide what's going on down there. Okay. Let's go get, throw the guitar on. Come on, Bob's right there. Monster truck with their monster cocks are in my fucking living room. Just hide, hide what's going on down there. Okay? Here we go. Yeah, I mean, you guys just fuck around. I don't really, you know,

maybe I'll add a note in here and there, but I'd like to hear any. You gonna do some singing into that thing? Yeah, maybe I'll, maybe I'll do a little singing. Who knows? Who knows how this is gonna go? Yeah, we'll just jump in, Bob. Who knows? Who knows how this is gonna go. Yeah. Just jump in, bubs.

Whatever you want. What key are we in? E. Impromptu fucking monster truck jam. Take one. Well, you know. You know, when you're hanging out, sometimes it's OK to just, like like fool around and have a good time.

Yeah, all right. Hey now down at Ricky's house, gonna have a good time. Lock the door down to Ricky's house Yes! I try my best to write some things But it comes out wrong This is okay for a song I guess

Ricky gets so high sometimes he shits himself. You can say that. There's a lot of talk about shitting yourself, but I'm into that. Well, not into shitting myself, but, you know, talk about it's pretty funny. You know, it's only really happened to me a couple times, which I'm proud to say.

Yeah. Hangin' out at Ricky's house. Got some things to do. Most of the drinking, smoking dope and things. That's all right too, though. Ripping solo. Come on, Bob. You put all the weight on me.

Yeah, he's got it. Ripping solo? Come on, Bobs. You put all the weight on me. Yeah, he's got it. Yeah, Bobs. He's got it. Ha-ha! You know how many songs I've written like this He's got it. Ha ha! You know how many songs I've written like this just fucking around with people? It's the only way to do it.

Splitting the royalties three ways, are we? Oh, yeah. All you, bubs. 100% you. It's only my time until I fucked it up, I'll tell you right now. That was fucking great. That was fucking wicked. Wicked, boys. That weed I was smoking was something special, I'll tell you right now. Decent!

Way to go, Bob. Oh, fuck. Felt like Robbie Krieger there for a minute. I know, super Dorsey, right? Concert in my fucking living room. Holy fuck, boys, I'm going to have to go use it. I'm going to have to use it. You get 100% of those royalties on that one. All you.

Decent. What was that called, do you think? You name it. I think it should be called, I think it should just be called, Hanging Out at Ricky's House. Yeah. Sounds good, man. Hanging out at Ricky's house.

Ricky wrote a song one time called Luli Luli Luli Chicken. Yeah. It's a good song, too Luli Luli Luli Chicken. Yeah. It's a good song too. It's about a Hawaiian chicken. Yeah, a lot of drugs that day. Yeah, I hear that. Typically am when writing songs. That's how it goes.

All the best songs are written on drugs. Actually, before I go crack off a piss, we should sign off Monster Truck on tour. Right now. I go crack off a piss, we should sign off. Monster Truck on tour. Right now, catch them all across Canada. Latest single. Denim Danger at radio right now. And yeah.

Albums called. True Rockers. Website. ilovemonstertruck.com. Bam! Go see fucking Monster Truck.