Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 10 - Doing Grade 9 & 10 At The Same Time

Episode Date: July 29, 2024

It's a f**king zoo in the trailer, with painted lobsters and zorses runnin' around, sharks all jacked up on cocaine, swearing parrots and deadly Koi salad! Plus: Get ready to get learnt, Ricky's bringing the f**kin' FACTS!!

To watch the video, Perk After Dark, go to Swear Nut dot com or go to the Trailer Perp Boys Swear Nut app. Alright, well, welcome to the Perk After The Dark. It's July the 26th. We got a lot to cover today. We do, do we? What a nice intro, man. You sounded like one of those people.

Are we finished talking about dehydrated pickles? I think so. They're fucking disgusting. Delicious. Disgusting. Delicious. Crushed into a powder, sprinkled on your french fries. Pickle fries. Okay, what's up?

I don't know. What do you want to do? Do you ever have a freeze-dried pickle? Yes, I did sure yes eats astronaut food all the time. I've been with the freeze-dried everything you can get skittles man I'm only yeah, I've had freeze-dried skittles freeze-dried Ice-cream. Well, you just said like stroke that we had freeze-dried ice cream at the Kennedy Space Center, if you recall. The appollitan flavor. Correct. I think somebody sent some in to us, too. It was good. It was weird, but it was good.

Why do you ask, oh wise one? About what? You asked if we ever had freeze-dried pickles. I didn't fucking ask that. You did. You fucking asked us. Oh, you did, right. Because I just noticed there's a store in Halifax

that sells everything freeze-dried. That's the store. What? Yeah. Everything's freeze-dried in it, man. Down on Barrington. What would be the best thing to have freeze-dried? Like fucking steak?

Lobster? Mama, freeze-dried steak would be terrible. That would be fucking gross, man. You can't really freeze-dry a steak, can you? I don't fucking know. I think you could probably freeze-dry anything, can't you? Well, if you mulched it up, maybe. What about freeze-dried fish and chips?

What about a Sportbilly pill? Where you just one pill, whole meal, taste the whole meal at once. A Sportbilly pill? What the fuck is that, man? Sportbilly! where you just one pill, whole meal, taste the whole meal. A sport Billy pill. What the fuck is that man? Sport Billy! Who the fuck, I've never heard of a sport Billy pill. You don't remember sport Billy? No man.

He'd pull out a little trampoline out of his bag and throw it in the ground, full size trampoline. Who the fuck are you talking about? Sport Billy! You don't know who Sport Billy is. He fucking had a kit bag on his shoulder, little cartoon fella. No. Cute little fella.

He'd have a gym bag or whatever. He'd pull out things like a fucking little dinky car, throw it on the ground, full-size car. Sport Billy could do all kinds of things. Does he have his own show? Or is he on some kind of... Yeah, it was called Sport Billy. See, as an adult, I don't watch things like Sport Billy.

I watched it when I was a little guy. So I meant a meal, like, you know, a little tiny thing like this, and you just pop it in and you get the flavor of a whole turkey dinner. I'd like to try the Reese's, freeze-dried Reese's Peanut Butter Cock Sucker. That would be, I bet you that would freeze dry up nice. Freeze dry up nice. Wow. The five dot pattern found on a die is called a quin-cunt. Quin-cunt? A quin-cunt. The X. You know the Thomas Edison had a tattoo of the geometric pattern on his left forearm?

No, it was on his left ball. Well, that's just kind of fucking weird, man. That's like way back. You heard that too, Ricky? Well, Tommy Edison's all tatted up. Thomas Edison had a tattoo of a geometrical shape on his left scrotal area over his left testicular unit. So sharks are tested positive for cocaine. Oh yeah, they're fucking eating tons of coke, man. Sharks.

Coke sharks. Oh my fuck, you don't want a coke shark out here. I'm smelling a sequel to Cocaine Bear. Cocaine shark. I should write it. Cocaine shark, do do do do do. Cocaine shark, do do do do do. Cocaine shark do do do do do cocaine shark do do do cocaine shark

They figured it's like fucking seven thousand kilos of cocaine Throwing in the ocean. Well, you imagine if you're a shark and you I mean you're pretty your day's pretty boring Right. There's not a lot of stuff to do. You can't go to the mall or anything. There's nothing down there You're just swimming around imagine all of a sudden. There's a big white package. You've. You can't go to the mall or anything. There's nothing down there. You're just swimming around. Imagine all of a sudden there's a big white package you've never seen before. You're like, I'm eating that, whatever the fuck that is. Hrk!

Holy fuck! I am jacked! I am the king of all sharks. Find me some more cocaine. I am the king of sharks. I'm going to bite the fucking legs off of something. Jesus, I'm Jack. He couldn't snort it though.

They tested 13 wild Brazilian sharp-nosed sharks, and all 13 of them test positive for cocaine. Holy fuck. That's pretty fucked up. They have a little coke club. But see, it goes in bundles, right? It would fall off the boat, and it would be wrapped up. You couldn't sprinkle it in the water to get them to snort it.

It would just dissolve. Totally saturated. But yeah, the big bundles, they're eating them. So they're probably eating a kilo, right? They would eat a kilo. Fucking chomp that up, swallow it, and then it eventually breaks open. Big fucking explosion of a key bump, like a kilo bump.

And then they're fucked. They're just nasty. Oh, just. They just want to eat. Just ripped. Fuck, they'd have a good time. I'd say their senses would be heightened. They'd be like smelling blood from fucking.

600 miles. So do you think there's other like little fucking sea creatures that are eating cocaine as well? Oh, crabs. Turtles and crabs. Well, no, it would only be things that could ingest a whole kilo. They found other creatures that test positive cocaine, but nothing like this. No, it would only be things that could ingest a whole kilo. They found other creatures that test positive cocaine, but nothing like this.

This was a pretty high percentage. Yeah, I mean, it could only be animals that could eat an intact kilo wrapped up, I would think. Is cocaine dissolving water? I don't even know. Yes, Ricky, it's just what powder doesn't dissolve in water? Chocolate milk. Yes, it does. It just, what powder doesn't dissolve in water? Chocolate milk. Yes, it does. It fucking does so, man. The powder comes undone if you leave it long enough. How the...

Cocaine's not like chocolate milk. Every powder I've ever seen, sprinkle any powder, fine powder in water, what happens? Gone's off. Yeah, you're right. Did you ever see the video where they're given, so you know that raccoons, raccoons like to wash the food in the brough before they eat?

Yeah. Did you ever see the video they're given the cocksucker cotton candy? No, fucking no. I washed it. He takes the cotton candy and he's like, oh happy, he smells it and he's fucking pumped and then he sticks it in the river to wash it

and it just goes, and he's like, what the fuck? Fuck off? I just had it here and then he looks up and they give him more and he's like, ah, there it is There she is. He smells it. Yes, and he puts it into wash it and it fucking just vanished cock sucker sucker man Boys I got a buzzison. One drink. You might already know this, but this blew my mind last night. I was super fucking baked.

There used to be another letter in the alphabet. Did you know that? Fuck, get the fuck out of here. Yeah. Our alphabet? Came after Zed or Zed, depending on how you pronounce it. What was it?

An amber sand. That used to be the 27th letter. What's an ampersand? You know, the little sign that means and. What? What? Ampersand. It used to be the 27th letter.

Yeah. Like at? Like in your email? No, no, no. It's like a fucking, you know, little symbol that means and. And? That's what? Oh, oh, it's like a, yeah, I got you. that not no, come on. That was part of the alphabet was yeah

When the fuck did that happen and why did they get rid of it? I think like the 19th century they said this is just too fucking confusing Well, yeah, because everything else is a single letter and then that represents a word then you're getting so you go different You go XYZ and per se and that's what and they would say ever say which mean And but if you see that quickly, that's where it came down to Ambersand and per se and Ricky's just coming in with the fucking facts

I fucking would have never known it was I read it and I went down the fucking deep dive I'm like what in the fuck how did I not know this so how much shit was written with this fucking amber sand in it Was there lots of like books written or do they just think yeah, it just meant and or a a Yeah, fucking 27 letters, I'm glad they got rid of that fuckin' letter. Would have been hard to write it. I don't like it. I'm not a fan of it myself. To be honest.

Don't need it. I don't give a fuck about it, actually. Don't need it. Don't need it, man. Just write out and, and-ee. That's right. There's another story about this fuckin' you heard this lobster named Crush? Nope. Orange lobster lobster that fucking ended up at a Red Lobster in Denver, Colorado.

The staff were like, oh, we can't let this little fucker go to a dinner place. Why not? He was a different color. Yeah, so they fucking sent him to the Denver downtown aquarium, I guess. So he's on display there. But he came from a coast of Canada, they said. Decent.

Probably. What color was he? What they don't realize is it's more common than they think. What color was the fucking thing? What was it? Bright orange lobster. Pre-cooked. I mean, they get pretty orange when you cook them.

You can get yellow, you can get blue, and you can get orange. I've seen them before. You can get them fucking split right down the middle two different colors, which is super fucked I've seen that you can get fucking albino ones do why the other lobsters like fuck off. You're just normal go get eaten But you crush You're fucking coming to the aquariums your orange They I didn't know this but the fucking Denver Broncos Nicknamed the defense the current orange crush defense from to 86. So it's kind of symbolic for that

Well, they should put a little build a little lobster football helmet Put that on America the fuck out of them. It's five bucks. You say that he could be a million dollar They actually put it an old-school Football helmet from those from that era in his aquarium so he can go in and fucking play in it. They should just paint something on him. They could take a nice paint pen and draw something on his back. You know what?

I bet you people, this is a great idea, man. We're going to get it? We should start fucking painting lobsters. I'll catch them. I'll go get them. We'll paint them. We'll sell them. I see what you're saying. You know what I mean?

Like a pet lobster. Paint them with what? Just some oil paint? Just like an automobile lacquer. That's right. Put some stents down. Get a graffiti artist to paint them. I mean, if you want to do it quicker, why wouldn't we just dip them?

Just like the chocolate cone dip. Or you could wrap them. You could wrap them in a flat orange. Yeah, you could put a wrap on them. A wrap dip them. Just like the chocolate cone dip. Or you could wrap them. You could wrap them in flat orange. Yeah, you could put a wrap on them. Wrap on them. Eat my fuck them over. I don't really cook them. Fuck them, it's a lobster.

If you fuck them over, you eat them. You could put a wrap on them. You could dip them in lacquer. Oh man, yeah. Fuck, last night was a good buzz on to be searching shit up. What happened? I had no idea these existed.

Okay, good. What is it? A zorse. A zorse. Zebra horse. Yep. They had one right down in the valley. They had a zonkey.

Ah, that was a zonkey. Oh yeah, that was a zonkey. I knew those fuckers existed. Now there's a thing called a zorse. A zorse. It's a horse mare crossed with a zebra stallion. What's this world coming to to but I will say this They make a really cool sound. What are they? It's not a donkey. It's not a horse

It's something in between look this shit up. Well, it would be a zebra. His name is Pete. He looks pretty fucking cool I like to have one source that stripes. He does he looks like a horse, but he does have some stripes Zors. Does he got stripes? He does. He looks like a horse, but he does have some stripes. Decent! He's got stubby little legs. What sound do zebras make?

He looks more like a horse, but his personality is all zebra, apparently. What sounds do zebras make? Just a second. Mmm. What does a zors sound like? Mmm. It kinda like sounds like he's saying,

wow, wow! Zazu, the zors cult. Zors. Zors. Zors. That's not a fucking Zors. That's a Zors. That sounded like a fucking swan. It's a baby Zors. Oh, that's why.

Come on, keep fucking talking, you little bastard. That's not what I heard. I have a, one of my kitties was saying wow the other day. Look up Pete, Pete the Zors. Pete? Pete the Zors. One of my kitties was actually saying wow the Zorse. Pete, Pete the Zorse. One of my kitties was actually saying wow the other day.

Bullshit. I'm not joking, I brought her in and she saw something she never saw before and she was like, Wow! Wow! Pete. Love it. Zorse. That's true, that happened. Pete the Zorse.

Look, fucking lucky cocksucker. He was getting, he was at an auction for livestock. It's probably gonna get turned into dog food. He doesn't even look like a fucking zebra though. He does, he's got stripes on his rear end man. Just not black and white. I don't got that yet. Oh there he goes.

Horse colored stripes. It's like a different brown, it's fucking badass. Oh he's all painted out. Cocksucker's, he's sterile though, so that would suck a little bit. If you're sterile, can you still bang? Oh yeah. Okay.

You can bang worry free. Nothing good comes out. Right. Fucking Jesus. I wonder if his cock's as big as a horse or is it smaller like a zebra's? That's a good question. Does the cock have big as a horse or is it smaller like a zebra's? That's a good question. Does the cock have stripes on it?

You didn't research the cock, apparently. I did not. I bet you his cock's... horse-sized with stripes on it. Alright. We should take bats. Oh yeah, he's got the fucking stripes on his legs. Yeah, he's a fucking sexy looking horse.

He's a good looking horse. Can't see him, but. Well, there's not much to see here, man. I mean, he looks like it. This is when he makes, he only makes one little noise. So we're waiting for the noise? There it is. Wow!

He says wow. The source. He can't say wow. Wait a minute Pete. You fucking monkey little bastard. Look at him. Look. Oh. And then the white horse is going to come over and sniff his nuts.

Oh yeah. Fucking all the horses are all over. See if I would. Yeah, this guy's getting bagged. A lot. Yeah. He just can't have kids. Unless he's got a little zebra weiner.

Well he's still giving it to him, because he's a pretty attractive dude. You're attracted to this horse, are you? I'm not a child, I'm just saying, this white horse... Sounds like you're getting hurt. This white horse wants to mount him. No, I think he'd be doing the mountain.

I think his name's Pete. Yeah, but... That doesn't mean anything. That doesn't mean anything, man. No, that's true. Not these days, Ricky. No, it's a different world. Pete could be anybody. Yep, that's true. Wow. Petey Longstockings. I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, You'd be giving it drugs, not feeding it. You'd be riding it.

Yeah, you'd be giving it. Chaps, no shirt. Yeah, I believe it. Leather cowboy hat. The only things that you would forget are water and food. You'd be sticking joints in his mouth. He'd be high as a kite. You'd be running him into the ground.

We'd get the munchies, and we'd look after each other. Go down to the horse store and get some snacks. The horse store? You know the name Jay? Gonna ride my horse and it's a horse. Jay-ay-y or Jay or Jay? Yeah. It mean it's slang for foolish person,

so guess what Jay is used for. Jay-ay-y's short for foolish person. Foolish person, so what did that turn into? Little quiz for you guys. What? Ask the question again. It's not real. I'm kind of making this up. Okay, Jay is slang for foolish person,

which then turned into what? If you're a foolish person, you're a what? A jackass. Kind of. Idiot? No. Probably. A jackerer Offer.

A Jay Walker. That's where it came from. Got it? So you're fucking, you know, you're ignoring the street signs, you're a bit of a fucking crazy idiot. He's a Jay Walker. Wow, you should just keep hitting us

with these cold, hard, incredible facts, Julian. Fuck off. I'm gonna give you guys a piece of life saving advice in case you ever go to Thailand. Okay, see? This is quality entertainment right here. You don't eat koi pla. Not this chay walk shit.

Yes, koi pla. Koi pla. You don't eat koi pla. What's that koi pest? Traditional dish in Thailand. It's responsible for 20,000 deaths a year. Yeah. What is it? It's a fucking salad that's got this raw fish in it that causes cancer Fuck would you eat that anyway these parasites live in the fish and they cause aggressive

Bile-duck can't see you eat that you someone puts out in your plate. You say no Why would you eat it anyway punch him in the face? I tried but won't now even if it was fucking delicious You don't want to eat bile that cancer is your goal if you eat this fucking know the bile that cancer was caused by Fucking parasites and fish that's fucked. Yeah, why you'd like to eat sushi all the time and shit Yeah, but that's different Ricky, But these fish are like fresh water. They're only caught in this, in Thailand, I guess. But holy fuck. Bile duck cancer.

20,000 deaths a year just in Thailand. Where's your bile ducks at? Down there, man. I don't know, but they don't sell them. Down by your shitter. No, I've got ducks in my yard that are swearing. They have to go into your stomach. They're bile ducks.

There's bile in your stomach, right? That's the yellow shit I throw up sometimes. Yeah, it's down by all your intestines and your bile. Do you imagine this? There's a guy who's had like fucking serious pain in his gut for like nine years. Finds out, he goes to the doctor. He's got this fucking thing embedded in his liver. What is it, a cigarette?

No, pups. No, you can digest a cigarette. Liquor mod. What is it? It's a piece of glass. Oh, it was right in his fucking liver, man. What, did he swallow it? What the stupid fuck?

I don't know, man, but he's like, I should probably go get this checked now after nine years. How did he get a piece of fucking glass in his liver? That's not possible unless he was in an explosion. Drunk. I bet you he was fucking wasted. But even if you swallowed it, it wouldn't go in your liver. How many glasses has he fucking... He fucking has the glass all the time.

Yeah, but if you eat glass, it's still not going to go in your liver. Don't know what to tell you, man. Who the fuck was the guy who used to go to Paris and take a glass and take a bite out of it? Oh yeah, he's... You know what? I talked to him the other day. He's like, I never did that. I tell you, man. Who the fuck was the guy who used to go to Paris and take a glass and take a bite out of it? Oh yeah, you know what, I talked to him the other day. He's like, I never did that. I was like, dude, you used to eat fucking glasses. He's like, don't remember. Darren.

Darren Shitstain, was that his nickname? His name was Darren. I said, but you used to eat fucking glasses. What's up there, glass shit? But how do you not know you? Darren Shitstain, or Darren Bloodshit. How do you know you're not eating glasses when you're getting drunk? He must have blacked it I saw him do it twice. Oh, yeah a lot more than that. Yeah, he was pretty good at it

I saw him eat the fucking the control knobs off of Stereo that was your mom and she was sucking on them not eating them That really went to a new level. That was a weird... Husband uses drone to catch wife cheating on him with her boss. Oh. Nice. I like it.

Where was the drone? In the sky. No, but was he following them or did he pull it up to the window like a... Probably right up to the window. Okay, all right, here's another streamer down people oh yeah streamers dead she fucked up she fucked up another why old her name was bang she's a streamer she died on air her name wasn't mukbang mukbang actually means eating large quantities oh yeah yeah viewers enjoyment that's what happens it's a thing you can get fined

for this like 1400 bucks so she ate herself to death She died on her livestream eating and she got she got a lot of fucking likes 24 choke to death or she just stomach just could not fucking digest She just stopped stomach so she could not stop. Yeah stomach was filled with fucking her stomach so she could not stop her stomach was filled with fucking undigested what was she eating looks well looks looks like she's eating a big piece of chicken in this photo I don't know if that's the same day she died she like a table full of food but why do people like watching that what does that do thing China mukbang they love it okaysy showed that her stomach was filled with undigested food and her abdomen was severely

fucking deformed because she's doing a lot. Oh my fuck. Like people dying? So she tore her fucking stomach open with too much food? Just for attention. Just for legs, man. Just for the gram, baby. Man, this world is fucked up.

Do you think? This is what I'm talking about. We're in a simulation. It's just getting weirder by the fucking day now that we know. So I fucking lost out on Pepper. What Pepper? Pepper the parrot. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What happened there? What does that even mean? Listen to the statement he just made. I know.

So I lost out on Pepper the Parrot. So what was the deal on Pepper? He was just... Was he swearing Pepper... Parrot? He's fucking awesome. He swears his head off. He swears almost as good as me. Oh, was he the cocksucker that swore when they crushed his cage up? I don't know about that, but anyway, he got donated.

I guess not donated. What would you say when something goes to the SPCA? Donated? Right. He got handed to the SPCA? Donate it? All right, he got the hand of the SPCA in Niagara Falls, New York. They took applications so you could adopt Pepper. I didn't really know how to fill out an application, but I did call and say,

I will gladly take this motherfucker. I got a fucking trailer. You swore in your fucking application. I did. That's not how to know. And I didn't get chosen. Unfortunately, he went to some amazing bird sanctuary so who was pepper how did you know him I just saw in line

that they were looking for applications that adopt the swearing pair and I'm like yes please yes I would god damn it Ricky why didn't you get me involved now I gotta buy a new pair and teach him how to swear you don't need a parrot who was the fucking pair that's good flunched the fucking parrot that got flunched? What? What does flunched mean? What does flunched mean? Torn a parrot on my roof.

Oh, that was Taco. That was Taco, man. Taco, thank you. Yeah. But Taco. What was his handler's name? I forgot about him. Taco's handler was what's his name?

His owner, I guess. From the Caribbean. Yeah, I liked that guy. What was his name? What the fuck Caribbean? Yeah, I like that guy. What was his name? Fuck was his name? I Can't remember fucking taco got mulched. Oh taco got fucking just Disintegrated I don't know if that was my fault I don't know he got sucked into the thing didn't either big air conditioner Well, you brought home a five ton air conditioner, Ricky. Fuck. It was cold. Yeah, it's a bit bit of a cold

it was cold in here. It's a bit of an over- Cold? It was fucking Antarctic sub-zero temperatures. Well, I congratulate whoever won Pepper. I hope you give him a good home. Maybe if the person who's watching this owns Pepper, if Pepper's owner happens to be watching this. Contact us and maybe we can have you and Pepper on the show. And you can show us how he's... My plan was to buy another pair at an albino.

And then I'd have salt and pepper. You're fucking smart, Ricky. Hey, will you grab me a liquor drink out of there, Ricky? Yes, but you're only having one more. Come on now. Fuckin' don't tell him how many he can and can't have. That's right, baby cakes. Don't do that to me, man.

Who's a little chippin' wank? Get the fuck away from me, man. You want an iced tea or a fuckin' Your cheeks are muscular now, Julian. Iced tea or gin and soda? Gin and soda. Gin and soda. There you go, my love.

Chippin' on gin and soda? Gin and soda. Gin and soda. There you go, my love. Shippin' on gin and soda. Lay back. I got my mind on my money and my money on my soda. And again. How the fuck did you buy the 26 already? Fuck! Julian, this company here, Coldstream, we should do something with them. They're from Nova Scotia.

I like them. Can they make like a rum and coke? They can make a rum and coke. Well let's get the fuck on it then. You know what? I want some of the lime Lime Ricky lime Ricky lime Ricky. That's a perfect name. It's a perfect drink for him. That would be dead and I'll I'll make a like a Like a like a orange cream sickle Imagine that tastes like an orange tabby. You that. That tastes pretty good. Like an orange tabby kitty. You know what?

A pussy sickle. No. Orange tabby like a kitty by orange tabby creamsicle. What sounds better, creamsicle or pussy sickle? You can't sell pussy sickles. Why not? It's a cat. You put a cat on the fucking thing, it tricks people.

They'll be like, oh, I want some of that pussy sickle. No, because everybody will see your lame joke and go, I'm not buying a pussyseckle drink. Let's you get ahold of them doing a deal. Coldstream, Claire. I'm doing it. I should make the deal, because he'll fuck us over. Fuck you, I will.

He'll get 25% and give us 3% each. Take a picture of it. Take a picture. Coldstream. And they're from, they're just down the road, down by Chero. Well, fuck, I'm going to get ahold of it. Take a picture, Coldstream. And they're from, they're just down the road. Down by Cheryl. Well, fuck, I'm gonna get a hold on today. We will have a deal with these guys.

I guarantee you, by the end of the week. We each get a drink, though. End of the day, I'll get you a drink. We'll have like a pre-made rum and Coke. Maybe we'll put your glass right on the can. Imagine that. Now you're thinking. You look like people were holding it.

The hard part about this show today is that everybody's going to learn so much that they'll be let down for a lot of the ones coming out. Why? Let down for what? Because everybody learned so much from this one today. It was very informative. You only learned something on this podcast, man.

Not as much. It was a very informative podcast. Today was like doing grade 9 and 10 at the same time. Maybe not. You know what we forgot that we stopped doing? There's people that just listen to this on audio and they have no idea this is actually a video podcast available at swearnet.com. What the fuck's wrong with that?

Well, we stopped telling people that fucking. Okay, for those people listening to the audio version of this pod cash It is available on swear net.com and in video format video format you can see hey, baby And for those that are just listening and don't even didn't even know it was video Julian is wearing a supple tight black Linen, it's a fucking t-shirt. It's a supple linen black say. It's a fucking t-shirt. It's a supple linen black clinging garment.

He's got a nice hat on with mirrored sunglasses. He looks like a sex cop. Oh, sucks. Cop. Okay. What? Why do you Ricky is wearing a nice skull black shirt with skulls on it. His hair's looking extra, extra fine.

And, Bobs, what about you with your cowboy shirt on? I got one of my standard cowboy prints. With some nice shirts on. Nice embroidery. Nice embroidery on the lapels, the shoulders. And my hair's did nice. You smell quite good. You smell great today. I just washed her. I smell like Axe body spray.

And ass. Ass body spray. Maybe that's what Randy's been using. This... fuck. Well, what's up? This is fucked. What is? Tell us. And maybe it's just me. So I'm seeing who got born on July the 26th. James Best. What is? Tell us. Maybe it's just me.

So I'm seeing who got born on July the 26th. James Best. Remember that actor? Jimmy Best, yeah. Played Sheriff Roscoe. Roscoe Pico Train. That guy, okay. Right.

How do you say it? Roscoe Pico Train. Is that how you say it? It's Roscoe the Coletrain. It It's Roscoe V. Coletrain. It's actually Roscoe P. Coletrain. But I always thought it was Roscoe Pico Train. That's what it says. It was Roscoe Pico Train?

No, Roscoe P. Coletrain. Fuck! Roscoe P. Coletrain. Roscoe P. Coletrain. Did not know that until today. Yeah. And I'm old. And Boss Hogg.

And we just met one of the dope boys. Did we tell everybody that we met that? He tried to get a fucking drink off me. I don't think we did tell people that. Fucking Bo didn't try to steal your drink. Bo tried to steal my drink. He was like, give me a drink. I was like, get the fuck out of here, man.

What's wrong with you? What's his name? Tom Wopat? Yeah, what the fuck? Why do you come up to a guy and say, give me a drink of your drink? Like, what the fuck? I don't know why you got so upset. It's fucking...

It should be flattered, man. It's Bo Duke. I don't give a fuck. Bo Duke could have, like, herpes on his fucking... No, Bo Duke, well, he could, because he was just crushing everything in Adger County, I bet. Probably all... Stanley Kubrick got born today.

No kidding. Great director. Crazy as fuck. Stanley Kubrick got born today. No kidding. Great director. Crazy as fuck. Stanley Kubrick. Mick Jagger. Mick Jagger. He's pretty big, isn't he? The Stones just finished their tour last week, boys. Hackney Diamonds.

He can move, man. He can move around. Helen Mirren, fucking great actor. Who? Helen Mirren. Fantastic. Okay. Roger Taylor.

He was the rock-Jennifer Queen. Yes, Roger Taylor. His birthday, too. He was the rock-Jennifer Queen. He was the rock-Jennifer Queen. He was the rock-Jennifer Roger Taylor. He was rock drummer for Queen. Yes, Roger Taylor. His birthday too. Gary Sharone. American rock vocalist from Extreme, More Than Words. Yes, more than words. They're playing, they're doing a torn-out. Sing I love you. Sing the harmonies.

Nah, I'd be so good, more than words. I don't know the fucking words. You don't know the fucking harmonies. Not be so bad. Not be so bad. I don't know the fucking words. You don't know the fucking harmonies either, man. Sandra Bullock. Julian. Where? Jeremy Piven. Good dude.

Jeremy Piven? I met Jeremy Piven. Yeah, man, you know him. I met him Saturday. Jason Statham? Man, this is a crazy... Jason Statham? Holy fuck.

Yeah, I know. Look. What? One of my favorites. Okay. Is that too creepy? Jason Statham. Man, this is a crazy... Jason Statham. Holy fuck. Yeah, I know. Look. What? One of my favorites. Okay. Is that too creepy?

Ravine? Kate Beckinsale. Ooh. That was a little creepy. No, that's not creepy. Love her. Hot. Oh, for God's...

Like forever. How old is she now? I think Kate Beckinsale. She's a bit of an older bird too, isn't she? 50s't she? She'd be in her early 50s or late 40s. And she's cool as fuck. I would wager this. I would put this out there. All right. Cake back in sale.

Hottest lady on the planet. I'm not gonna fucking argue with you. Who's? I mean tell me who's gonna- Wasn't Sean Avery seeing her? No. Oh, I thought it was seeing her for a bit No, I didn't realize that Jeremy Piven and her the same birthday and they were in this movie serendipity Which I do watch once a while how much old was the serendipity? What's the age difference? Piven was born in 65. She was born in 73

So she's 51. I'm like a stalker 73 All right, 51. She is I would wager She's like a stalker. 73. All right. 51. She is, I would wager, nobody hotter on the planet. She seems cool as fuck too. Oh, if you watch her on the Instagram, she's very funny. She's got dogs and cats.

She loves kitties, which that's what caught my eye. That's what you do, right? DM? I'm gonna slide in for a DM. She's got millions of followers, Jimmy. She's not gonna fucking talk to you, but she loves kitties. And she's got little dogs that look like kitties. She likes rock stars too.

Does that hurt her or somebody else? I don't know. I don't know either. I might have made that up. I think she was actually dating Pete Davidson. She was. Fuck. That guy. He was.

That guy. He was giving a lot of bangers. He should just take his wiener and get it bronzed and put it up on the mantle and just say I'm done. All right. He's done it all. All right. I wasn't planning on getting fucked up today, but I gotta get fucked up tonight.

We're getting fucked up tonight. We're gonna take a bunch of this stuff. We're gonna have a birthday party for Kate without Kate. Let's do it. We might even watch Sarah Dippity. You know what we do? Let's do it. We sing Happy Birthday to Kate on her DMs. All right. We could do that.

I also want to thank everybody that came out to the fucking awesome charity golf tournament in PEI at Mill River for the Boys and Girls Club of SummerSide. Great guys, awesome people. It was a fun fucking weekend. Don't remember much but... Well you woke up in bed with a man Ricky that's all you need to know. It was actually three men. We all had our clothes on. Buddy Lang was one of them wasn't it? Buddy Lang was one of them. Okay. You all had your clothes off wow. No I was on.

I think. What about the giant guy Robert was he Was he in bed with you? He was, no, but he was in the room. Oh God, he's a big man. Couldn't fit in the bed. All right. In the corner jacket. Yeah, whole fucking case of raw oysters. It was a weird night. He must've been horny.

In the corner jacket. To watch the video version of Park After Dark in my fucking trailer, go to Swearnet.com or download the Swearnet Trillipark Boys app. Fuck off.