Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 10 - Haulin' In The S**t Jib

Episode Date: August 1, 2022

It's a long weekend in Sunnyvale, and the Boys are ready to double the liquor, triple the weed, and steal the Bluenose for a sailing trip! Before they end up in jail for theft of historic property, they discuss dirty mosquito burgers, f**kin' useless inventions, and why Randy's a hit at the nudist beach! 

Cocksucking fucking mosquitoes, man. Pops, why can't they come up with something to get rid of all the fucking mosquitoes on the fucking earth? Why? Just blast them with something. Because you would kill all kinds of other yeah but what's the use of important organisms frogs would like seriously spiders eat a lot of them bats eat a lot of them okay we'll say the bats and the spiders what do we what do we have and mosquitoes no i mean bats and spiders is what gets rid of most of the mosquitoes

but do we need bats and spiders yeah i'm saying why because other things do you know how the fucking animal kingdom works i know how the animal i'm talking about the insect kingdom fuck insects man we need bat fertilizer man didn't you see if i pass out around the bonfire again make sure i get the fuck up and don't sleep there for the night. Give me your bug bites. Here, I'll burn them off one by one. You know what you're supposed to do? Heat up something.

Heat it up. And you're supposed to put it on the spot that's fucking itchy, right? And then it goes away. Cauterize it? Yeah, kind of. Okay. I don't know, man. Holy fuck.

Well, yeah, it's fire. Okay. Hot water burn baby. You know what? I think this is working. All right. Okay. Fuck it.

You remember what Frankenstein said? Oh, yeah. I got a burn. Fire bad. Yeah. All right. What a weekend. What a fucking week, boys.

Yeah. Welcome to Park After Dark. What a weekend. What a fucking week, boys. Yeah. Welcome to Park After Dark. What's the dig today? I want to watch this fucking thing instead of listening to it. What do you do? You go to SwearNet.com or you download the Trailer Park Boys SwearNet app at the Google Play Store or the Apple App Store. And we'll put it on for you. Put it on for you. Put it on for ya.

Alright. There'll be a... July the 29th already. For fuck's sake, the summer's off over. One month of summer left. We're gonna party our asses off every weekend,

maybe every day. We're having a potbox supper at the Upper Millinocket Community Center. Put it on for ya. You sound just like that dude. Yeah. So, Nova Scotia is one of the lucky provinces in Canada that gets a long weekend this weekend. Monday is Native Day, gentlemen.

What? What? You got it. It's a long weekend. Fucking right it is. Yes. I'm not working Monday then. It's the Friday of a long weekend, so it means you've got to drink twice as much and smoke three times as much.

What's the date on Monday? Do we know? It's August 1st, isn't it? Is it? Unfortunately. Is it really? Oh. Yeah, August 1st.

Ricky the Dicky is right. I'm going. You know where I'm going? Swimming in the lake. Swimming in the lake. I like to go sailing. We'll go. You want to go sailing, Ricky?

We can easily get a sailboat and go fucking sailing down there I don't know how to say get a sale because they're easy. They're all over the fucking place. They're just tied up They're not locked. They're not real tired You don't really need an engine and I know how to sail so we don't know the I can't fucking get the jibs up All that shit man. What's a jib? It's the fucking it's the it's the It's the sail the very front the, it's the, it's the sail at the very front. That gives you the extra torque and speed. They're up the jibs, matey.

I'm more of a mainsail guy. You get the mainsail, I get the jib. And we'll fucking go boogie down that LFX. We'll get on the sloop John B. We'll get on the sloop John B. You know what would be epic? My grandfather and me. To get on the fucking Bluenose and take that one for a ride. Let's do it.

You can, I think. You can. It's in Luna. We're not stealing the fucking Blue Nose. We're 25 minutes away from the Blue Nose, too, man. That would be a big fucking boat to start with. We'd be, you know what? We would destroy it.

We would make headlines if we got that fucking thing out in the ocean. Yes, we'd probably be on CNN if we stole the Blue Nose. But, you know, good luck taking it and catching us. But we'd also be in jail. If they catch us, buddy. For destruction of historic property. I know a bunch of little coves down by the social shore, buddy, where we can fucking boot her into a cove and get to her.

Yeah, you know where all the sailors hang out, do you? In the little sacred coves. No. I've spent a bit of time on the water. I know what the fuck I'm doing. You couldn't sail your fucking nuts around Jimmy's fucking chin. I've watched people fucking do it, Bubz. It's not hard.

Google it. You can fucking learn on Google. Couldn't sail your nuts around somebody's chin. Yeah, I could sail it around your mom's chin. Oh, I flee slick. Slick nuts. Slick nuts. The slow John B. That was pretty fucked up

The fairy catching on fire Going to PEI from Nova Scotia For a lot of people that don't know what PEI is It's called Prince Edward Island It's kind of like south of where we live Up that way I mean north, north, up that way That's north, north is up

South is Boston South is Boston. South is Boston. It's down north. It's a great little place to go. Anne of Green Gables. That little... I can't stand her. I was going to call her something. You can't. I just don't like her, man. You can't befable Anne of Green Gables. Not into her.

I love her. You love her. Anne of Green Gables. Not into her. I love her. You love her? Anne of Green Gables is fantastic. She's got her little red hair and... Did you read all the books? Yes. She's a fantastic person. What's her claim to fame? Anne of Green Gables. Why is she so popular?

She skips around with baskets of flowers. Pretty little... I hate her, man. Sprinkles flowers on things and just brings joy. She makes everybody happy. She brings joy to the world. Joy to the world. She's a bit of a misnomer at all, as far as I'm concerned.

Anna Green Gables is not enough. I don't know. For some reason, I'm not a big fan of Anna Green Gables. I think she's fantastic. And she reminds me of the Wendy's. You know, I bet you they'd be good friends. You know what? Wendy's, to me, is at the bottom of the list of fast food places.

No, but you know Wendy on the side. I know. I don't like her. Her and Anna Green Gables would be good friends. I don't like Wendy's because I think the food's shitty, which means I don't like fucking Anna Green I think the food's shitty, which means I don't like fucking Andy Davis. Wendy's food is not shitty. I was watching a thing about Wendy's and it was pretty fucking interesting.

That cocksucker created the drive-thru. Dave Thomas. And guess where he started out? Kentucky Fried Chicken. He invented the fucking bucket of chicken. Dave Thomas, Wendy's guy. And Wendy wasn't her fucking real name, I heard. No.

She had a speech impeachment and she couldn't say her name, so they called her Wendy. Oh, what was her name? I can't remember. Barbara. Sandy. Might have been. Well, how could you fuck up Wendy?

I can't say Wendy. No, they called her Wendy, I think, because it was easy to say. I think her real name was like. Isabella. Something like that. Barbara. Monique? Would have been.

Monique's just doesn't look like the ring of Wendy's, though. Wendy's is fresh, fresh meat. Yeah. Fresh, never frozen. But that could have been a shit show, but then he fucking was like, huh, I need to figure out a way to stop throwing away all this beef. So he started making fucking chili.'s right smart fucking he was almost bankrupt because because of the fresh beef you know if they weren't selling it every day she's got to go into the

garbage he was not able to compete at that level and he was losing money and then he thought i'll make fucking i won't waste any of it i'll fucking make chili and then he came up I'll make fucking, I won't waste any of it. I'll fucking make chili. And then he came up with the Frosty to compete just a little bit with Dairy Queen. Frosty's the only thing that got going that's like. Competing with Dairy Queen. He invented the goddamn Frosty machine himself. And he started, he basically got KFC up and running. And then they, you know, the guy that owned that was an arsehole.

So Dave Thomas said, fuck you, KFC cocksucker. up and running and then they you know the guy that owned that was an arsehole so dave thomas said fuck you kfc cocksucker i'll go start my own burger place so you know what he almost went bankrupt because his burgers taste like shit no his burgers and then what does he do make half rotten fucking spoiled meat fucking chili it's not here everybody dig in well it's half this you just can't reheat a hamburger patty, that's all. But it's perfectly good to use in a chili. And he makes good chili. This is good chili.

Wendy's can fuck right off. What's your favorite fast food? Harvey's. Harvey's, I think, is the top. Buddy boy. You talk to Bach. Sebastian Bach, it's his favorite. We've talked about Harvey burgers.

We talked about trying to save Harvey's and they did it. Harvey's burgers. Have you ever looked at the patty? I mean, I like Harvey's, but don't fucking tell me they're using goddamn fresh beef. Hey, you know what? It's compressed by a machine and it's one of those quick fry fucking things. No, they put it on a fucking grill. Yeah.

They grill the motherfuckers. I know they grill it, but it's not a fucking things. No, they put it on a fucking grill. Yeah. They grill the motherfuckers. I know they grill it, but it's not a fucking normal. Wendy's can suck my cock. So can you, bubs. All right? Come on with your Wendy's. No, I'm not going to badmouth Harvey's, but. Okay, well, just keep your mouth shut.

Let's move on. I like the Five Guys. Five Guys is awesome. Five Guys destroys them both. So does In-N-Out. In-N-Out's good. It makes a good burger, yeah. Get the fucking In-N-Outs in Atlanta, Canada, please.

Except you get an In-N-Out burger without the fucking sauce on it. So what's the point? I will eat the fucking sauce. Oh, I know you'll eat the sauce. This fucking guy in England on the weekend, I can relate to this because it sort of happened to me. He goes to his hotel. He's wasted.

Won't let him in his room. And he starts fucking freaking out. And then he just goes outside the front door right on the street and just lays down and protests. The cops had to come. Ran him over. He's like, no, they won't let me in my fucking hotel room. I'm not moving until they let me in my hotel room.

So the cops go in. He's at the wrong hotel. Oh, my God. What a fucking idiot. A similar thing happened to me. I went down. Every time I'd go to my room, the fucking key wasn't working. And I was fucking wasted and went down the front desk and said, okay,

my fucking key isn't working again. This is the third fucking time I had to come down here and get a new key. Can you please fix my key? She takes my key and she goes, that's not for our hotel, sir. And you're a fucking nightmare. It was the hotel the weekend before we had stayed out. What about the night you went to use the bathroom naked and you walked out in the hall and locked yourself out? That was Randy.

Was it? Yeah. You've been out in the hall and locked yourself out. That was Randy. Was it? Yeah. You've been naked in the hall. I'm not saying I haven't, but it wasn't, that was on purpose. Oh. Oh yeah, Randy locked,

no, but Randy had a leather jacket on. Well, Randy one time completely buck naked walked down to the front desk. First he was trying to hide his stuff and then finally he's like, fuck it, and just let it go.

People were gasping. I heard that he goes to those nude beaches, man, Randy. Oh, he does. Can you imagine seeing that? Randy goes, he's a big celebrity at the nude beaches. They got a nickname for him. What do they call him? The Sand Jacker.

Is that it? That was one of them. No. No? No, they... Um... Cause they... he's a big, big hit at the nude beach. Yeah, because he's...

They put it in the water and they roll him around in the sand and they make a big sand ball out of him. And he gives out discounts when he's at the beach and he's happy and he's drunk. What do they call him? I can't remember. He's got a nickname though. All the big bear fellas just love him. They pass him around. Whalesucker? No, they pass him around like a

treat. Speaking of sand jacking, this woman got arrested. She was masturbating in public. Nice. She was fucking going for it. Apparently she had her cell phone out and she was sucking on her fingers. What? Disappearing.

Her tits were hanging out. Where was this? Over in the UK. All right. Did anybody record it? She kept going for it and going for it. Well, she was recording herself, I guess. Had her breasts out.

And then they, so the police finally arrested her and her fucking whole purse was just full of sex toys and lubes she planned on spending the whole day there using a bunch of time she was having

where was she just on a park bench oh yeah so was she on drugs or was she just like real horny horny 54 year old lady

wow gotta love her man give her not sure why they would have called the police well Ricky there might have been kids playing in the park she said I love her, man. Give her. I'm not sure why they would have called the police. Well, Ricky, there might have been kids playing in the park.

She said she chucked around. Chucked around? She checked around. Oh, chucked. I mean, checked. Looked or checked, Ricky. Chucked. Chucked is good.

Chucked is great. I chucked all over her here. She chucked around and said she didn't see any kids. So at least she was mindful of that. Yeah, but still, one could pop out from, they could have been playing in the bushes, pop out and see Granny there, fucking. She's 54.

She's not Granny. She might have been a Granny. She could have been a grandmother. And then this other news, this fucking couple got married, went to honeymoon in Fiji. I think they were from Tennessee or somewhere. He beat her to death because they got into a heated argument. Bad.

And he fucking bolted. He got arrested, but he said it was an accident. Jesus. Accident, I beat her to death. What a fucking idiot. Yeah, that's a bad one. That guy needs to be beaten. So he's never been in trouble with the law,

and now he's fucking charged with murder. Well, he should be. In the big house. How the fuck do you get into a fight so bad on your honeymoon that you beat someone to death? She must have cut him off. She must have cut him off or something, or he must have been drunk or, you know. Yeah, I don't know.

Or he was just a psychopath who just fucking snapped. You get cut off, honey, when you just go and try to bang someone else. You go like Mrs. into the park and tweak. Make sure there's no kids around. Maybe that's why that one was in the park. She doing the Robbie Robb. She got dumped and she needed a little, how you doing? Well, she might've just been, you know.

There's also a big brawl in fucking Disney World. Oh, wicked. Two families fucking got into it, man. Viral's pretty funny. Yeah, they wouldn't let one of the ladies get back in line. So after they went and saw the little ride or whatever the fuck it was, they just beat the

fuck out of each other. It was good scrap. One family was banned for life. The other ones got arrested. One guy went to the hospital. So what happened? There was two families. Yeah, there was one family. They were all wearing matching clothes. Anyway, this other woman, she left the line or something

to, she forgot her cell phone somewhere. And then when she came back, the family was like, no, no, you're not getting up. You're not buttoning in line. She's like, I'm not buttoning in line. The rest of my family's up. And they're like, no. Oh, really? So they went and did the thing.

And then when they came back out, he's like, how come you wouldn't let our little sister back in line up? And fuck you. And it's all a swear and stare. And then the kids started flying. It's fucking, it's a good little. Good tell. How'd you get in a big fucking brawl in disneyland that'd be something else big tilt yeah jeez and then i was reading the japan they came up with these these new nap boxes i heard about them man yeah how the fuck how hard are these people working

they need a nap box. But they're fucking vertical. I know. You stand up. It's like a locker. You're not a fucking flamingo. Like, what do you mean? I don't know.

Really? It's a vertical nap box. And you nap. You sit in it. You must lean back or something. It must tilt. I don't think it does. It looks like...

Or does something hook under your armpits so you dangle? I think it just presses all against you. It's fucking a weird... See that box? Jesus, Murphy. It's so fucked.

It sounds like a cough. Want to see in that box? There it is. It's like a big pill. Like, what the fuck? Like, what the fuck are you... How are you going to sleep in that thing? How do you sleep standing up?

I mean, I've done it, but... Maybe once the doors close, your knees just bend against the door. But, Bubz, why do these people, why do they need to have a nap? They're the most productive nation in the world. I know, but fucking take a day off. Let these poor people fucking take some rest. No, but they nap, they know the science of, like,

you're more productive if you take a 20-minute nap. Yeah, because they say you're only... That's what they said. You know what, they say you're only, you're good for less than three hours. After anything over three hours, you're more productive if you take a 20 minute nap. Yeah, because they say you're only... That's what they said. You know what? They say you're only... You're good for less than three hours. Anything over three hours you're not productive

as you should be. Who said that? That's what the fucking people are saying, man. These people that do these stupid studies. Okay. Well, I don't know.

That seems weird. You'd think they'd at least put it horizontal. But do you think... How could Randy fit in that fucking thing? Well, there must be different sizes. Although there's, the only people the size of Randy in Japan are sumos.

Sumos. And they're definitely. The general population, they're very. No, they're. They're a very slender nation. So if you were bigger, you've got to go, you've got to try to become a sumo wrestler. You would fucking explode right out of that.

Yeah, if we packed you into that, and then you fucking flexed for some reason, all four walls would just blow apart. Bob, it's a tube. It doesn't have fucking four walls. Well, gee, blow, that's for sure. You know what we're doing this week? We're going to come up with a dumb, fucking useless product that'll make us rich. Like a nap box.

Well, that's... Let's make a nap box for people that are bigger than... Well, that's the thing. If he said he wanted to invent a nap box, we would never back him. We would say... No, if he wanted to make one, we would say, no, Ricky, that's fucking... That's fucked up. Who needs to have a nap box?

Well, it's a vertical one. I could see, like, a horizontal, but no. There's got to be hooks that go under your armpits. It's got to be a nap well vertical one i could see like a horizontal but no there's got to be hooks that go under your armpits it's got to be a dangle box no i think you're just like you just hang and dangle like you had a couple of nice comfy supports that went under your armpits and you and then once you get in it just raised an inch you know what's like so you're an inch off the ground you're just dangling you'd have a nice nap it's like? So you're an inch off the ground, you're just dangling, you'd have a nice nap. It's like those suitcases, these camera dicks put those cameras in, they've got the like foam all cut out. Yeah, pallet cases. Yeah.

So it's like foam right around your whole body? I think that's a better idea. Maybe we can make one, because this has like a little bench or something by the looks of it. Should your, does your head stick right out the top or are you right inside? You're inside, man. It's dark. I bet you it's lovely. It's got a little ledge there. I think you put your chin down on the ledge. I guess we shouldn't knock it till you try it. I bet you it's comfortable as fuck. You probably just sit a little bit and you got a little, little chin raster. It's not really much relief for your feet. Oh, I could, look, boys, I could go to sleep right now holding my own head up.

Well, here's some other dumb fucking useless products that made the creators rich. So if we can come up with something like this, we could be rich. Okay. All right. The shake weight. A what? The shake weight. You know the weight looks like you're jacking?

Oh, man. Looks like you're jacking someone? That's the worst fucking... It doesn't work. It burns less calories than walking. $40 million to make the cut. No. Yeah. Yeah, the two hand.

I like the two hand. The smiley face. The smiley face. The smiley face. The smiley face, yeah. Did the guy get a patent on that? The original guy, the fucking designer, for 45 bucks. And that's all he got. But these other brothers bought the fucking thing.

The Spain brothers, yeah. Today, the smiley making $250 million in profits every year. $250, fuck, quarter of a billion. Yeah. And Forrest Gump was the one that came up with it. Who's got the one that's not happy face? Can we take that? I don't know.

I'd say they're all. They're all bought now. Yeah. Forrest Gump came up with it. He dried his face off from the mud and it made the Smiley face. Forrest Gump? Forrest Gump. That was a goddamn movie. Yeah, but it was

a true story. It's not. No. Some of it was true. Forrest Gump's true story. There was a Bubba Gump shrimp place. Because the movie came out and they fucking said, let's open up a Bubba Gump's ourselves. No, Bubba Gump's was around before the fucking movie. Forrest Gump, that's fiction, Bubbs.

Forrest Gump is a true story. Bull fucking shit. And he was the one. Remember when he was running with his beard and he went jogging coast to coast? He got splashed with mud and somebody gave him their t-shirt and he wiped his face and then when the guy

held it down, it was round and it had eyes and a thing and he goes... And that was these motherfuckers. That was his, yes.

That is not true. Forrest Gump did not, he was not involved with the fucking Mappy Face. He was and he taught Elvis how to dance.

Do I gotta... He taught Elvis how to dance. That's got to... He taught Elvis how to dance. That's when he had his fucking... His splints on his legs. Forrest Gump is not based on a truth. Elvis Presley stayed at the fucking bed and breakfast. Forrest Gump had his leg splints on, and he was dancing like this,

and Elvis was like, I like your moves, and he copied Forrest Gump, and then he became Elvis Presley. That's all documented facts. Okay. Like, I like your moves. And he copied Forrest Gump, and then he became Elvis Presley. That's all documented facts. Okay. Are you seriously fucking, you seriously think that was a fact? Well, they don't just make stuff like that up.

Yes, it's called writers for fucking movies. It's like Star Wars is real. Well, they fooled me too. Here's another product that you might know well aware of. The Snuggie. Oh, the Snuggie. What a stupid fucking thing that was. But $200 million.

Yeah. The Snuggie. Fucking blanket with arms. Wish I had one of those on the weekend when I pass over on the fire. Beanie Babies. They're fucking no different than any other plushie. Billion dollars a year. Yeah, they're done now though, man. Beanie Babies. They're fucking no different than any other plushie. A billion dollars a year. Yeah, they're done now, though, man.

Beanie Babies. They're not still making a billion a year. Oh, you do need to if you did it once. Or twice. That's a lot. Just fucking. I haven't ever even heard of this, but I'm going to get it. Eye Fart?

The app? No. Press a little button on your phone, makes a fart noise. Don't tell Bubbles that. Fucking kid sold it for 99 cents. It was, it's one of the top 20 selling apps of all time. 10,000 bucks a day the kid was making. Can we come up with this called the Pussy Fart?

It'd probably sound pretty similar, wouldn't it? But different. What would you call it? It wouldn't have the global appeal that the Eye Fart would have. It's called the Queef. Well, the Eye Fart probably expanded out. Let's call it the Eye Queef. No, but what I'm saying is I bet you if you go download the Eye Fart, I bet you they've got upgrade packages for all that stuff now.

Do you remember this fucking product? Head on. No. Stuff you put on your forehead if you had a headache? No. It's a really fucking dumb commercial with this woman in it. It's like, oh, you have a headache and you take this little tube and you put it on to relieve your headache?

Get the fuck out of here. It was a tube of wax. It doesn't do fuck at all. $6.5 million guy made off it. See, this is cool. We've got way better ideas. Pet rocks. Oh, the pet rock in the 70s, boys.

Do you remember when we were kids? You had one. I had a pet rock. It was a fucking rock with googly eyes on it. It's not really a pet. Guy made fucking $15 million off it. So easy, man. Ble googly eyes on it. It's not really a pet. Guy made fucking $15 million off it. So easy, man. Glue some eyes on it.

I couldn't even afford a real one, so I just got a rock. Here we are, busting our ass, trying to... We had some good ones. What were some of the ones you had, Ricky? You had the... Remember you had the folding wine glass, or... No. Folding wine, there's such a thing, man.

And he probably made millions. Ricky, no, you had a folding something that shouldn't have been folding. A folding beer can. Remember? You wanted to, all you were doing was crushing beer cans, but you said if there was a way to re-expand it out. It was not a bad idea.

I've had, I've heard of the folding cup. I think I used to have one. I don't know about the beer can. Well, you used to just crush beer cans by the bonfire and say, now if I could figure out how to, I forget the word you used, re-something, reanimate the can, it would be a billion dollar industry. I kind of remember it, but it's a little fuzzy, bubs.

And what was the thing you invented something? I invented lots of things, man. I'm not talking about them. It's hard to try to find people to build these fucking things. But you know what? These guys, you hear about the dudes, the fishermen down in New England? No. These guys are smart.

See, this is fucking, this is smart shit. They got these crabs or these green crabs that are fucking destroyed. Oh, yeah, we got those here. Yeah, they're here too. These motherfuckers. They're killing the shell fisheries, right? Yeah. So you know what these motherfuckers did?

They said, fuck this. When life gives you lemons, we're going to make some lemonade. They take the crabs, turn them into fucking whiskey. It's this whiskey. It's called the Crab Trapper Whiskey. So they got all these. They're like, fuck, we're going to kill all of them now and make booze out of them. They are little fuckers.

How do you make booze out of them? They kill fucking everything. They kill everything. Well, you know what? What do you mean you make booze? of them. They are little fuckers. How do you make booze out of them? They kill fucking everything. They kill everything. Well, you know what? What do you mean you make booze? Crab trapper. That looks like a good whiskey. Whiskey made out of crabs.

Yeah. I'm going to try it. How do you make whiskey out of crabs? Because normally, how do you make whiskey? That doesn't even make sense. I guess you've stepped on a crab before, right? Is it making the whiskey out of the shells or out of the meat? I think out of their fucking, okay, you've stepped on one, right?

It's just like, and all this liquid shit comes out. Yeah. I think that's the shit that they use. You don't even like seafood. I like booze, though. So the goop that comes out of a crab, they use that as the liquid and they just liquor, liquorify it somehow? They look, yeah, man.

I'm okay. I don't have to read up on it, bubs. Give me a minute. Keep talking. They should, so the crabs, I didn't even, I've never even heard of these cocksuckers. Oh, they're fucking nasty. They're awful, man. Little green crabs are invasive as fuck.

How big are they? They're not even that big. Well, I mean, they might get big, but most of them are pretty fucking small. Like, I don't know, like this big. Can you eat the talk suckers? They don't look good. They cook them down to a stock, which then is distilled to create the secret ingredient for Crab Trapper. You know, there's just no way to stop.

There's too many of them. They're fucking everywhere now. They're around here? Oh, everywhere, man. Green crabs. Yep. All right, this might sound fucked up. Can they kill all the other fucking good crabs?

Can we make tasty crabs? Can we make booze out of fucking mosquitoes? Yes. You know, oh, my fuck. You know what? They... You can? Well, I don't know, but I I saw a thing I forget what country it is

Somewhere over in Africa I forget but you know what they were doing what holy fuck there they take these nets and they just go like that like I mean there's a Billion mosquitoes in this fucking village and Buddy's going like this with the net, and he's getting them all, and he gets like a whole net full of them. Yeah. You know what he does? What?

He fucking puts them into a ball and down into a burger patty and right on the grill. Okay, so maybe we can take... Just mosquito bodies. That's all that the burger was made out of. High-protein burger. All right, can you make booze out of it, do you think? You might be able to. High protein booze.

Mosquito gin. Mosquito gin. Do you have that video where he's got that net? Like, that's a pretty fucked up net, man. Yeah, but I mean, he's, like, it looks like smoke. There's so many mosquitoes. Wow. In this town. And he just goes out and he goes like this and he makes a burger out of them.

Interviews. Fires it on the fucking grill. Tomatoes, lettuce, cheese. He just thinks he's living the fucking. Special sauce. Well, he's basically got a hamburger flying around. Interviews on how it tastes. I didn't get that far.

I started gagging. So I turned it off. But he was just eating a big fucking mosquito burger. Dirty! No different than eating a chicken just smaller. Holy fuck boys 200 milliliter bottle there's these motherfuckers are selling it for 65 bucks American. For the crab? For the crab fucking booze. How many milliliters? 200. That's a small bottle. Oh, that's small. Yeah, that's tiny. Alright, mosquito liquor.

We gotta figure it out. If we can, we're gonna be rich and we're gonna get rid of all those horrible little fuckers. Suckies. We call it suckies. Suckies. Alright, boys. It's Friday, the start of a long weekend, and guess whose birthday it is so we can listen to

them to get it going. Geddy Lee. Alright. Good. It's the Gadster's birthday, is it? Day of Rush. Don't fucking threaten me with a good time. Weekend of Rush. Alright. Let's get it started.

Okay. Alright, you know what we gotta do? We gotta try to, we gotta get a a, we got to catch some mosquitoes. And we got to, like, make a little bottle, like a shot. You go first. You try it first. Bubs can try it first. No, I'm not trying to fuck off first.

But I will say this. Let's rush into the weekend. Yeah. Rushing into the weekend. Cheers, boys. People, it's not a long weekend. Sorry about your fucking luck. To watch the video version of Park After Dark in my fucking trailer,

go to SwearNet.com or download the SwearNet Trailer Park Boys app. Fuck off.