Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 10 - Weekend at Bubbles'

Episode Date: July 30, 2021

The Boys start the day the good way with a lungful of Sativa and some f**ked-up chat! They discuss liquor slushies, weed bees, and what happened to Ricky's dog, Coolnow. And find out why Bubbles wants to get stuffed!

It is fucking July the 30 already. This summer's going way too fucking quick. Yeah. Welcome to the park after the dark. Halfway through summer, not happy about it. Welcome to Sativa. Sativa. Sativa. Sativa. Sativa.

Good way to start your day. Wasting away in Sativaville. Yeah, there we go. That's a good tune. I like it. Do you guys like margaritas? I do. I've never had one.

What are they tasting? A frozen margarita? I fucking love margaritas. I'm not a fan of the salt around the rim, though. Well, you don't have to have that. No, I don't. I usually do sugar or nothing. Well, the sugar goes on the daiquiri.

The salt goes on the margarita. Why don't you put the sugar on the daiquiri? You could. Some people do that. But what does it taste like? Why don't you get us one of those machines? The ice, you know, it's got the ice. You put it in.

It makes frozen drinks. They sell those. We could have one. Sell them at got the ice. You put it in, it makes frozen drinks. They sell them. You could easily get one of those. I'll get some tequila. We should have frozen drinks. Let's have frozen drinks next week. Frozen margaritas. I'm not a tequila person.

You can have vodka margaritas too. I'm not really a vodka person. You can have rum margaritas. Rum I'm not really a vodka person. You can have rum margaritas. Rum or whiskey. Or rum daiquiris. A rum daiquiri. What the fuck do they taste like? They're fucking gorgeous. Oh you've not had a rum daiquiri?

I don't know what that is. A frozen rum daiquiri? No. Oh my god. We have to do this now. Yeah. I'll try it. It's a frozen... it's like... well it's like an angel pest in your mouth it's like it's one of those 7-eleven slushies but with rum strawberry yum that's a great description a 7-eleven slushie with half rum in it i can't see me getting drunk on something like that though

man it's too fruity and sugary you know what i mean you don't have to getting drunk on something like that, though, man. It's too fucking fruity and sugary. You know what I mean? You don't have to get drunk. You just have one. Why do you drink this? Because it's fucking your own. You have a nice... You're sweating your bag off. I'm drinking one of those fruity drinks.

I'm getting fucking wasted. You're on the beach in a little thaw. Okay, so here's what we can do. A little thaw. Here's what we can do. We can make yours. We'll just put rum and the ice in, and it'll make a liquor slushie. No mess.

It's actually mixed. Yeah. We can get, like, a cola-flavored slushie, maybe. A cola slushie. A cola. Throw some cola in it. We can make, okay, so it's basically just a frozen. Just a second.

Cola. That's American, right? They say cola instead of, okay, so it's basically just a frozen. Okay, just a second. Cola, that's American, right? They say cola instead of like pop. Pop. Why don't you say pop? Well, because pop encompasses all the pops. You're trying to show off. Orange is pop.

They say soda. They say soda. So they say soda and cola. Cola is for Coke. That's right. You use cola when you don't want to promote brand names which we just did we said why not once you say rum and coke man what about all the pepsi fans okay rum and pepsi then fuck it cola they're both colas all right cold to me reminds me of you go to the supermarket

and you get the shitty brand of pop big eight or crown royal crown that is a cola i don't drink colas so you're a snob i'm an anti-cola i want the coke or the pepsi what about koalas well do you like koalas i haven't met one but oh i have look pretty cute i did some deedleetles on a koala belly before i did that no i did that at the jam the japan zoo tokyo zoo you didn't go to the japan zoo which ones are the rough ones is the koalas or the other ones the gray ones i don't know quals or pandas which ones one of them is fucking vicious isn't it oh i'm thinking of pandas yeah man the koalas are the ones they call one's... One of them's fucking vicious, isn't it? Oh, I'm thinking of pandas. Yeah, man.

The koalas are the ones... Koalas are the gray cocksuckers. They look like little... That one that you were deedle-deedling was a guy in a suit. Little yodas. No, it wasn't, was it? It was a what? You said it was a guy in a suit.

I don't think so. It was a real... It was a panda, though, not a koala. You deedle-deedled a fucking panda in a zoo. Yeah. Bullshit. Japanese zoo, Tokyo Zoo. The Japanese will not let you fucking touch their pandas. You know how hard it is for them to get them to bang and to make fucking other pandas?

I could get them to bang. How? Just sing to them. You sing romantic songs to them and they'll be back what songs would you sing i just called to say i love you pandas aren't hanging with the fucking stevie wonder i was reading this thing about i think it's tomato plants and a few other types of plants who is it oh yeah it is holy fuck i got one up on you yeah it, it is. I was thinking it was Lionel Richie for a second. Fucking sativa power, baby.

That's what that is. You got to help me read more about it, but I was reading some shit about self-pollinating. You take a toothbrush and you can fucking self-pollinate your tomatoes and a few other things. Yes. I'm wondering if that's going to work for weed. If it does.

Yes, Ricky, people can self-pollinate weed with toothbrushes, I believe. This could be a game changer for my... Do bees like fucking weed? Bees like anything that has fucking pollen in it. Okay, so what if you had a beehive that they're basically just getting all the pollen and shit from fucking weed plants? Would you have honey weed?

Honey weed? I mean, weed that... They're not going to blow their... Just a second. I've got to get this right. No, what if they had... went back and made honey that was, like, infused with fucking...

THC. Yeah. Is that a thing? Or am I just... You can do it afterwards. I don't believe the bees are responsible for it. They don't bring the THC back. Have you ever had like a little fucking domed area where bees were fucking going into weed plants?

What do you think? Do you think I've ever had a dome with weed bees in it? Have you ever seen it? Not you, but anybody. Like scientists. And they just kept them all in one place and the hives were over there, the plants were there, a big dome.

Weed bees. Weed bees. I don't know if there'd be enough fucking pollen for the bees, man. The bees could die. Weed bees. I don't know. We need to talk to the scientist about this shit, man.

If you don't know. If you wanted to do some weed and maybe a couple sunflowers or some daisies, maybe. I don't know. Yeah, sunflower seed that has THC in it. Those little fuckers would be tasty. What in the fuck are we talking about? I don't know, man.

Weed bees. Weed bees, man. I don't know. Weed bees. Weed bees, man. I'd like to have that shirt. Weed bees. Save the bees. Eat your weed bees. Eat your weed. Eat your weed bees.

Like weedies. I'd eat fucking honey that was THC infused. Big time. You'd also eat honey off Ricky's wiener. Why would you say that? I would eat honey off your's wiener. Why would you say that? I would eat honey off your mother's tits. That's about it. Jesus.

If we want to keep this in the family, that's where I would head. Archie Bonker. But if you're going to do it off the wiener or the tits, is it just totally selfish just for you just to get the honey, or is he going to throw in a few extra licks here and there? No, I would make sure that if his mother had honey on her tits, she'd be feeling good about it. There'd be some extra flicking going on.

Okay, you're a good man. Extra moves, extra flicks. Selfless. Yeah, man. It'd be all about her. I know we've talked about weird, fucked-up jobs before, and I've probably mentioned some of these, but there's a couple on here that are...

We talked about the bicycle fisher, right? The guy in Amsterdam that fished out all the bikes? I don't think. No, I don't know, man. 14 fucking thousand bikes a year. May not be a bad job. It's in Amsterdam. And they end up in the canals?

14,000 a year. So we could go over there and take that over. The Amsterdam's not quite the same anymore, but I must say, they have better hash than Canada. How does he fish the bikes out? What does he use? A boat and a big fucking hookerino crane. The same fucking thing I use for shopping carts. I could probably... I mean, bikes would be easier to haul than shopping carts. Fucking Reins. How much does he make?

Is he like a millionaire? I'm assuming it's probably like a per bike sort of deal. Does it say what per bike? No, but 14,000 bikes, even if you got two bucks a bike, you're rich. Oh, he's getting more than two bucks a bike. That's 28 grand. Believe me. Is he getting taxed on this shit or is he...

I bet you he's getting 10 bucks a bike. There you go. That's 140 big ones. That's a lot of money. That's way more. Way more than I make hauling carts. Well, because there's not 14,000 carts to haul. If there was, I'd have every one of them on a big rigger.

This is a weird one. Professional sniffer. That's not weird. You get paid to sniff shit like deodorant, perfume, toothpaste. I've heard of sniffers. That's a weird job. Pet sniffers. Oh, if you want to impress a chick, she's like, what do you do for a living? I sniff things. You have to have your sniffer checked out

quite a bit to make sure it's working top notch, but a toilet paper company hires a professional sniffer to sniff the toilet paper before, during, and after use. No, they don't. To see if it masks the shit smell.

Exactly, Bubs. Our new paper is supposed to mask the shit smell. Here, can you smell shit on that, Bubs? Does it? Does it have a stink? I know toilet paper does have a smell. It's supposed to mask the shit odor. Is that what that fucking smell's for?

What did you think it was for? Well, I don't know, man. I don't sit around thinking about it. It's supposed to leave a nice powdery coating on your hole, a fragrant coating, and mask the shit smears on the paper. But here's the problem. There's so many different types of shit.

Like, if you're having, like, a nice little, what do you call those a tapered edge smoothie yes there's not a lot of cleanup a tapered end smoothie where it just comes down to a perfect perhaps very little cleanup maybe one slice i mean not slice one uh swipe one square swipe left but then you're having a messy fucking Mexican Mexico food shit it's that's major cleanup I'm taco shit you're serious toilet paper perfumes for one of those you're gonna need to roll catcher's mitt around your hand like that like a big q-tip so I don't know you just put it right in they should sell different strengths. Come on, baby. Let's do the twist.

Extra scented for messy shits would be a good slogan. How about this? Get a fucking bidet. If you've got that kind of a problem going, you're thinking about it as much as you are. Oh, yes. I'll get a fancy French ass sprayer. I can afford one of those.

Well, you've used one. We've been over in hotels. I've used them in hotels, and they're lovely. They're lovely. My cats love them. I know we've talked about these before, the snake milkers. It's not what you think, Julian. I know what a snake milker is.

You're not jerking dudes off. That's what you're thinking. Yeah, you get the venom out. Oh, I thought you were milking their little teats. No. For baby snakes. No, you get them to chop onto like a glass. Oh yeah, I've seen those. Snakes don't have teats. For anti-venom. Yes, they do. No, they don't.

Lady snakes do. No, they don't. They don't have teats. I'm pretty sure... What do the little snakes suck on? I'll have... What do they do? They go underneath scales, they flip up and the little nips come out Man that does not have my headlights on a car the scale flip up and a little like an old Fiero Yeah, they come out and little snakes all line up

Don't know hundred other things snakes have said or I've seen on those nature shows these drugs are good No kidding full-time Netflix watcher. Not a bad gig. Except you've got to watch every fucking thing that comes out to make sure there's no fuck-ups and all the things that are in the room. Yeah, I know it would be a good job for glitches. If you were in jail, that would be the perfect job. Yeah, they should hire jail.

Professional sleeper. Now, there is a fucking job that's kicking ass right there. What does that mean? Well, it's sleeper. Now, there is a fucking job that's kicking ass. What does that mean? Well, it's sleep studies. You're trying out furniture, different types of beds. And hotels. This place over in Europe, they hired a guy to sleep in every fucking room in the hotel and make notes on it, what could be better, what could be improved. I could do that job.

Just get so fucking banged up. What's the difference between room 210 and 211? They're side by side. Maybe 211 had a lot of pounding going on. The bed's fucked. The beds do get fucked up after a lot of pounding. Sometimes the couch, a lot of couch pounding. Springs get fucking jinky-jank.

Spring sticking out might cut someone's ass. That could happen. Or you find a load couch. Ah, Bob. Remember, Or you find a load couch. Ah, Bob Sweet. Remember, you slept on a load. You passed out on a load couch. Remember? You did.

No, I didn't. Yeah, you woke up with your face on a big stain. You were like, ah, what's that? I don't know. I thought that was like fucking beef roni or something.

No, that was Trevor's. Trevor's. Yogurt. Nice. Well, that was a long time ago. I'm sure it's still not on my face. Trevor's Yogurt. Jesus Christ.

That's a good band name. That is a great fucking band name. Trevor's Yogurt. What would their hits on be? Come on, Eileen. Something like that. Come on, Eileen's couch. Stuck to the couch. Stuck to the couch.

Face in yogurt. Big hit by Trevor's yogurt. Pet food taster. No. There's humans doing that. There is. You've got to smell it, you've got to go over the texture

and the different... And you taste it? You fucking chew on it, but then you get to spit it out. I've tasted all my cat foods just to make sure they're up to par, but I don't think I'd like to just taste random. It's more about smell and texture

and consistency, I guess, but you've still got to chomp on it and spit it out. I always take a little nipple of cat food. Even the stuff that's in the can that go... I don't use that anymore. And then there's that gelatin shit. I don't use that anymore.

I save up my money and I get good quality, you know. I'm not eating dog food ever. Couldn't fucking pay me enough to... You've eaten dog food. You could move to Japan and be a boyfriend for hire. Did you ever know about that no he put dog food in a taco and made you eat he did it if i did i was drunk don't remember it so it doesn't it cancels out you ate a dog food taco before i thought you knew that it's weird because i don't have a dog i did though, though, for a little while. If you ever fucking do that again, I'm glassing you.

I had a fucking badass wiener dog. Cool now. Remember cool now? Your little wiener dog? Yeah. Fucking lost him in a poker game. That sucked. It sucked after cool now.

Don't tell Mo. You don't fucking put your wiener dog up for money in a poker game. I had a good hand. I thought you gave in a poker game. I had a good hand. I thought you gave him to a firm. I had a fucking flush. You told me you gave him to a firm. A firm where? In a poker game.

It was either that or take off all my clothes and do some weird shit. I wasn't about to do that. Well. Boyfriend for hire in Japan. You basically do everything a boyfriend would do except no kissing, no sex. So there you go. You to do that. Well. Boyfriend for hire in Japan. You basically do everything a boyfriend would do except no kissing, no sex. So there you go. You could do that. A boyfriend what?

Boyfriend for hire. You go on little dates, dinners, little walks on the beach. I could do that. Yeah. Let's go. What's like a Europros? Do male pros. Except you don't have sex or kissing.

But see, it would be hard to go on a date and not really think about that shit. You'd be wanting to. Yeah. Not if you were a professional dater. Well, you'd still want to end the night off with a fucking kiss, at least. Can you guys fake cry? Sometimes. Professional mourner.

You get hired because for some reason people over in some countries, they really want the female to be sad as fuck. So they hire these professional mourners to cry and wail loudly for the whole duration of the funeral. See, that's fucked. You're supposed to get drunk at a funeral. That's what you do. You don't cry and shit.

You want to keep that down. I agree. The party atmosphere up. Yeah. Yeah. like keep that down i agree the party atmosphere up yeah yeah i've always told you guys i don't want to be in a coffin i want to be stuffed and put in the corner with a liquor bottle in my hand and everybody just parties bubs we're not going to go through this again you're not getting fucking stuck you promise me we're not stuffing you, man. I want to be stuffed. I do not want to look over his seat. And the greet, you know, when people come to the funeral home, I don't want anything in the coffin. I want to be right at the front door like this.

With a big smile on your face. It's not happening. Who the fuck's going to stuff you? Losko? He might actually. He would stuff me. He probably would. All right.

All right, you know what? Just make sure he uses good quality stuffing. You plan it. You have it all planned, and we'll throw you over in the corner. But I'm not making those arrangements. Make sure he doesn't use like, you know, pack and peanuts or old insulation. Seaweed or something.

Seaweed would be fine. What about organic rice? What about like feathers? I'm not being stuffed with rice. What about feathers? If you were stuffed with rice, you know what? If you were stuffed with rice, we could hit you like a punching bag. And you could cuddle with people.

Oh, if you could get me full of rice, you might be able to, you know, bend my arms into positions. Get me hugging. You could use me as a punching bag. Just, you know, if you dent me, if you put a big dent in me. Some people might want to use you as a fuck doll or a body pillow that's the problem

no we'll have to have 24 hours surveillance on you I want surveillance until I get buried you should probably sew some things closed I would

chop the wiener right off too you don't want that I don't need it I won't need it where I'm going okay so no wiener and you can sew

sew my hole shut for sure. Do you want the anus like sewed up? Yes. The anus. What about the mouth? Both. Inside. Leave my lips like this.

Okay. But you want that sewed up? But maybe you got to pack a rag or something in there before you close. Ears maybe. Some people do weird things with ears. Yeah. I put earplugs in me. All right.

That'd be nice. Yeah. Get a rag in there so nobody can get anything down there. Maybe some button on your chest you press and it plays your favorite song. Built-in speaker. Press the nips, you get, like, some tunes playing. That's perfect. Just like those fish that you press. Definitely.

Put a Bluetooth speaker in me. 100%. Bluetooth. Fuck, we could probably set up a good system, man. I was just thinking that, like a subwoofer. Hundred percent. Bluetooth? Fuck, we could probably set up a good system, man. I was just thinking like a subwoofer. Alpine,

subwoofer right in your ass. If we, uh... We could really do you up. Put a nice Bluetooth in me and I'll pre-record a bunch of messages and names and stuff.

You'd be the life of the party. You wouldn't even know it, man. That's what I want. Right there. Okay, it's sounding better now.. You wouldn't even know it, man. That's what I want. Right there. Okay, it's sounding better now. It's still weird, but it is sounding better. If I built some robotics that you could install in my legs, I might be able to mingle at the party.

You know, I'd be just. Okay, do it. You know what? You should get on that. Weekend at Bubbles. Totally. Weekend at Bubbles. Totally. Weekend at Bubbles. I'll have my Bluetooth in me and I'll be, hey, who needs a top-up?

So you should record a bunch of shit so that it'll play. I should. Like Christmas time. Merry Christmas, everybody. No, I don't want to be around all the time. This is just for one night. If we're putting a Bluetooth stereo system in your body, you're going to be like right here all the time. This is just for one night. If we're putting a Bluetooth stereo system in your body, you're going to be like right here

all the time. Well, that wouldn't be bad either if you could get me, you know, so I wasn't rotting and causing an awful stink. It would be great. Wouldn't be that different. Except you'd be dead.

You wouldn't fucking... Well, if you recorded enough things and you got high enough, you could forget I was dead. Yeah, I could. So could I. Yes.

Maybe I am right now and you don't even know it. Maybe this is all pre-recorded. It's fucking good if we ever did it. No, I'm still here, Ricky. This is one of the strangest headlines I've read in a while well I don't forget what the headline was basically there's an unknown man

and he's calling a bunch of different libraries to masturbate to a court case what? from 1963 Brady vs Maryland it's a court case from 1963 he calls him up. Says he needs to make some notes and asks him

to read out the case file. And as they're reading it out, he's like, oh yeah, give it to me. Give me that exculpatory evidence. Spank those prosecutors. Oh yeah. And he's jacking. They can hear him jacking. Yeah, and he's done it like many, many times. Why isn't this guy in jail?

Because they can't catch him. What would you charge him with? Jack it off in the fucking library? No, he's done it like many, many times. Why isn't this guy in jail? Because they can't catch him. What would you charge him with? Jack it off in the fucking library? No, he's on the phone, isn't he? Oh, he's on the phone. Oh, I thought he was in the library. He's getting these dirty little, well, they're not dirty little librarians. The dirty librarian.

I just pitched them as being a little dirty, maybe. So he's calling up the library saying, read me this court case. Can you please help me out here? There's a case file I need to make some notes on. Brady versus Maryland, 1963. And he's like, yeah, can you just read some of the highlights out to me? So does it matter if it's a woman or a man? It doesn't matter?

It's just all about the court case? That's a very good question. That's a very good question. Dig a little deeper. That's what Columbo might ask. That's a very good question. That is a very good question. Dig a little deeper. That's what Columbo might ask. That's... I know. Is he jacking to men as well or just lady voices?

Or no, is it all about the court case? But what makes him so horny about this court case? Well, who was it? Who versus who? Brady versus Maryland. 1963. Is it the guy from the Brady Bunch? Oh, man. Hey, look it up on your smart box. Brady versus Maryland, 1963. See it the guy from the Brady Bunch? Oh, man. Hey, look it up on your smart box. Brady versus Maryland, 1963.

See if you can find it. I wonder what the case was about. I've got to find out. I'm going to find more verses. Brady versus Maryland? Yep. Brady. Maryland as in the state of Maryland?

I'm guessing. Versus Maryland. Or is it two words? Oh, you know what? It's something. Here we go. Landmark, United States Supreme Court. The case established the prosecution must turn

over all evidence. Oh, yeah, Julie, give me that. Let's see if it works for you, man. The government must turn over any evidence that might exonerate a criminal defendant. One of the most important cases in the area of criminal procedure. This decision helps to ensure that criminal trials are fair.

That's what he's jacking to? Fair trial, man. He must be into law big time. He must be. He's really into legal documents. How does that make you horny? Did you get any movement? No.

No, nothing. Me either. Maybe it was just because it was you reading it. Okay, do you want to try to do this as like a female voice? See if that'll get any... No, I think this whole thing's dead in the water. Totally fucked. I think we've been through some of these before, too,

but some more weird ice cream flavors. This one just came out, actually. Oh, fuck. Mac and cheese. It's a weird ice cream. People are liking it, man. It's delicious, though. Didn't we talk about this before?

Yeah, we did talk about that one. But extra virgin olive oil, we talked about that one. No, but you want to hear something fucked up? There's a package. I saw this in the grocery store. Kraft dinner, like the sauce mix, but cotton candy. Like, get the fuck out of here. I don't want to eat cotton candy.

Cotton candy cheese sauce? It's not even cheese. I think it's just cotton candy sauce. Dust. Yeah, cotton candy dust. Like, what the fuck is wrong with you eating cotton candy Kraft dinner? It might be delicious. It's not.

We should knock it until we try it. You know what? We should try it. Kraft dinner might be missing. I guess we should knock it until we try it. You know what? We should try it. Craft dinner might be missing that sweet ingredient. We should have slush drinks and cotton candy craft dinner. Let's do it. Cotton candy craft dinner and frozen cola liquor. Leftover pizza.

That's a weird ice cream. What would leftover pizza ice cream taste like? Like shit. I agree avocado cayenne fuck that oh that would be delicious ice cream

you're talking ice cream on a cone strawberry habanero ice cream gorgeous you know what that might be alright gorgeous sweet with a heat

thanksgiving dinner ice cream oh if it's if it's heavily stuffing based no delicious as an ice cream. Oh, if it's heavily stuffing based. No. Delicious as an ice cream. Cranberry maybe?

Creole tomato? Sounds a little odd. Fuck that. Cicada? Fuck that. The bug? Yep. What about cold sweat?

Fucking disgusting, man. What the fuck is wrong with these people? I don't know. Is this Tom and Jerry? Is that the people that are responsible for this shit? Tom and Jerry? No, it's not. Who is it?

The guys that... Who is it? The two mice that run around? No, it's the mouse and the cat. Yeah. Ben and Jerry. I don't fucking know. Do we have Ben and Jerry in Canada?

Yes. Yeah. Okay, I don't know. Tom and Jerry, too. I don't think they're from here, man. Fuck, there was a lot of people who got born on July the 30th. Henry Ford, remember him?

Yeah. He built a good car, man. Yes, he did. Henry Ford, the model king. I've had a couple Mustangs in my life. Wait, now, I think I read something that Henry Ford was a real bastard. Oh, fuck that, man.

Maybe. My man, I that, man. Maybe. My man, I think he was. I can't remember. Buddy Guy? Buddy Guy. Buddy Guy. Yes, sir. Paul Anka?

Put your head on my shoulder. I know whose birthday it is today. Remember when you did the Sweryoke version of that? Yes, Ricky. Put your cock on my shoulder. I sang the uh swear yokey version of that and you yes ricky put your cock on my shoulder i sang the swear yoke okay before you keep going because i know you guys are gonna give me a hard time all right what is it the next one i know two people that have their birthdays today yeah i bet you do just because i got a lot of respect for them arnold schwarzenegger number

one yeah and frank stall. Two of your... No, Frank is... He's got it good, man. He's fucking Sly's brother. You know what I mean? That'd be cool. Wish I was Sly's brother. Oh, I know you do.

Or his boyfriend. Oh, jeez, guys. See? You guys are fucked. How's the Schwarzenegger guy doing these days? Great, man. Still looking good? Still kicking.

Still working out. Still a fucking god. Is he still jacked? He's 70-something. He's not bad for someone who's in the 70s, man. He doesn't have anything like these. No, no. He's bigger than me, man.

He's fucking... I don't know if he's as tall as me, but he's big. He's got bigger... I don't fucking know, man. Bigger what? Probably. Bigger cock? He's the Mr... I don't fucking know, man. Bigger what? Probably. Bigger cock? He's the Mr. Olympia.

Come on. You're my Mr. Olympia. Thanks, bud. Richard Linklater. Richard Linklater. Dazed and Confused, School of Rock. Oh, I was thinking Art Linklater. Yeah, me too.

Lawrence Fishburne. Good fucking actor. Great actor. You want to know where that... Don't get him confused with... Remember he got... Who's this guy? Who was the...

Lawrence Fishburne and the other guy. Oh, yeah. And somebody was interviewing him. Shawshank. Samuel L. Jackson. Morgan. Morgan Freeman. No.

I thought it was Samuel L. Jackson. Yeah, it was Samuel L. Jackson. Somebody said, the interviewer said, Oh, I loved you in whatever. And. Jackson. Yeah, it was Samuel L. Jackson. There's another one. Morgan Freeman. Somebody said, the interviewer said, oh, I loved you in whatever. And he goes, yeah, that wasn't me, bud. That's Lawrence Fishburne. He said, that's what he did.

He said, you were great in The Matrix. Oh, boy. He said that to Samuel L. Jackson and he was fucking pissed off. Yeah. Come on. Get your shit together. You were great in The Matrix. It's like, if you're going to interview the man, fucking know who you're talking to.

Get your shit together. Lisa Kudrow. Hot. Samuel L. Jackson was in... Snakes on a Plane. Oh, yeah. I'm sure he's not happy about that one. Jackie Brown.

He was in all of those. But the one I just saw with the hitman. You left out Terry Crews when you were talking about guys you were... Terry Crews, I don't... Okay, now I just saw with the hitman. Hitman's party girl. Terry Crews, I don't... Okay, now I'm going to lock that in. Terry Crews' birthday is today. Lock it in to what? The Spank Bank? Bob's disrespect.

Guess who else? Who? Well, there's Christopher Nolan, but Tom Green. Everybody talk. Happy birthday, Tommy. Oh. Everybody, Tom. Happy birthday, Tommy. Let's throw one up for Tom. Mr. Green, we should have had his moonshine. Did we drink at all?

We should have had his moonshine. He moved back to Canada. No, we didn't. He's back. Really? Tom Green bought a firm outside Ottawa. We've got to go to his firm. Fuck around.

I saw him driving around on his, he's got like a you know like a dune buggy kind of four-wheeler no it's like a a little side by side yes that's what i'm looking for one of those ways We all sort of zoned out there, man. We do. Oh, yeah. I was trying... What was... Who? Yeah, Jamie Preston.

Hilary Swank. Oh, she was in... Yep. Bunch of stuff. Million dollar baby. Million dollar. That's the one I'm trying to think of. Jay Baracock.

Jay Baracock was in that? That was awesome. All right, we got to go. Boys, we've talked about enough shit today. Where are we going? We're going to roll some more sativa and get that shit going.

Then we got to go get a blender. Let's go to the beach and have an illegal barbecue. And start looking for Bluetooth speakers. Subwoofers. You're not going to die.

And batteries. I'd like to just have one in the box. Okay, get some Alpine speakers. Okay, I'll put an Alpine in me. We're going to build both your legs lithium batteries.

Nice.