Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 103 - The Sunnyvale Quake

Episode Date: July 24, 2017

Nova Scotian hip hop artist Quake Matthews is in the trailer! The Boys feed him a donair and chat about Jon Lovitz’s bunnies, Jean-Luc Picard’s borntday, and Julian’s yellow sweater. Plus: Who are the Boys picking in the Mayweather/McGregor fight? Episode 103 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store and the Boys' own Freedom 35 lager, now available across Canada!  

All right. Fuck, this is good donair. Do you think you can fucking wrap it up so we can fucking get on with it here? Jeez, I want to get this thing rolling. Come on, shove it in here. I hate to sound like Ricky, but I'm not even high right now, which is the deal we made doing these fucking podcasts. Ricky?

Got some dirty donaires from Acropole. Are you guys gonna just eat for the fucking podcast? Alright, alright, let's get... What's going on fuckers? This is the official Trailer Prep Boys podcast coming at you right now. Got a special guest. We're gonna get into that just a sec. Back over.

Episode one- Back over? What does back that just a sec. Back over. Episode 103. What does back over mean? Back over the camera. 103. Just so I don't give a fucking rat's for you guys not knowing the episode number. No, you just keep shoveling your big meat log into you. That's what your mom says, man. Oh yeah, that's nice. That's how you get a fucking can in the face when I'm drinking. Bring it.

Say that again, see what happens. Get this. Okay, we have a fucking very special guest in the house today. Right on. Very excited. Well, not in the house, in the trailer. We got Quake Matthews in the house. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

Thank you for having me, man. Appreciate it. Yes, sir. Welcome to Saville, man. Yes, sir. That's the new record right there, Celebr, yeah, yeah. Thank you for having me, man. Yes, sir. Welcome to Centerville, man. Yes, sir. That's the new racket right there. Celebrate the struggle. It's fucking fantastic. Yes.

Oh, Ricky, is that the glass you gave the man? It's all he left. Lucy left it. It's kind of cool. I like it. It's glamorous. That's right. You can drink it like pink glass.

Drink out of it, man. It's not real hard, though. It's kind of, it's kind of... Those are real diamonds. Not hard, man. You're definitely on your own. That of it, man. It's not real hard, though. It's kind of, it's kind of. Those are real diamonds. Not hard, man. They're definitely not real diamonds. That's the struggle, man. Sometimes you gotta celebrate it.

Yeah, okay. I'm down with that, as they say. With the lingo, I'm down with it. All right. Hey? So this came out when, this month? July 7th, yeah. July 7th. First singles out.

First singles out, yeah. Confession with Neon Dreams. Nice. I heard it. We're gonna hear it later on. Maybe we can do a little duet or something with it. Fucking later on. I didn't hear it yet. Yeah, yeah, let's do it. Yes, sir. Okay, so now I got a couple of questions about this baby. So you recorded it all yourself, you and the boys. All in my mother's basement. Because it sounds fucking fantastic. Corey LaRue, the engineer, he knows what he's doing with the fine tuners and everything. All the big machines, I don't really know how they work.

Oh, hey. I know how to work the machines, believe me. He must be fucking smarter than the Corey we know. There's no way in hell fucking Corey could figure that shit out. Yeah, we know a Corey who's not. He can't even add. I heard he was talking shit about me yesterday. He was? Martin Finch taped it and texted it to me, so I can't wait to see him.

I got two carloads full of people now. Nice. Corey, I mean, he was shooting his lips off. He was. And the Rockpile? Yeah. You were giving him shit? No, the Rockpile was backing me up. They sent me a video of Corey. He was shooting his lips off. He was. And the rock pile? Yeah. You were giving your shit? No, the rock pile was backing me up. They sent me a video of Corey.

He was shooting his mouth off. Yeah, go get him, man. We'll see what he says today. Yeah. See what he says today. There might be a fucking rumble. I want to be there for Boston. I love seeing Corey get beat up.

Rick, you don't want to see Corey get beat up. But hurt a little bit, man. Okay, so what's happening anyway, boys? I'm eating this fucking dough in here. That's what's happening right now. You're still on it, are you? Well, look, the thing's fucking massive, man. That's what your mother says.

Every time my wiener comes out. The thing's massive, she says. July 21st already, wow. Is it? The month of July is going quick. It's because Canada Day fucked everything up. Yeah. Wasted for two weeks. What did you guys do Canada Day? We got fucked up. Two week drunk on. We had a big party here in the compound. What'd you do on Canada Day? Fuck, what did I do? I went to a couple house parties. Nothing serious.

They still have those, do they? Couple house parties, yeah. House parties? Yeah. Certain occasions, I think, but not all the time. Not like high school back in the day. I haven't been to a house party in a long time. Remember?

Last time we went? What happened? I don't remember. You stole the guy's microwave. What the fuck do you mean? He came after us. This is kind of a't remember. You stole the guy's microwave. What the fuck do you mean? And he came after us. This is kind of a house party. It's just a fucking microwave.

You're okay there, right? Bye-bye there, Ricky. Go ahead. We got invited to a fucking house party and you took his new microwave. Because he was a dick. And it was a nice microwave. And he chased us. Fuck him.

And then you beat him unmercifully. Right on. Here we go. I'm going to slow down the door here and get this in here. Man, it's fucking warm in here today. Yes. It's a little fucking warm. A little tappage.

It is. Boys, I got a story to tell you that I think you're going to be very, very impressed with, Ricky. I highly fucking do. Okay, good. Maybe I will. Okay. Maybe I will.

Maybe I won't. So there's this little stag beetle, right? What's that? A beetle. You know what a beetle is, Ricky. A little beetle. What is it? He there's this little stag beetle, right? What's that? A beetle. You know what a beetle is, Rick. A little beetle. He's on a fucking stag party? Or what's...

Where did he get that name? He looks like a male deer. What the fuck are we talking about? So we have a beetle in the equation. What about the beetle buffs? He draws shit. Bullshit. No, he does.

You want some of that? No, I'm good. A beetle can't draw. It's an insect, man. It shit! Bullshit. No, he does. You want some of that? No, I'm good. A beetle can't draw. It's an insect, man. It can't fucking draw. What does he draw? Here, I'm gonna show you.

Is this a real beetle or a cartoon beetle? No, this is a real beetle, and his name is Spike. Bet you he draws cars. Get it, Volkswagen Beetle? Ah, that's something you'd say. I knew you'd like it. Oh, that was fucking hilarious, Julian. It was for Ricky.

Fuck off. Best to see him here. Look at him. That's not fucking real. Yes, it is. What is that? They put a pen in his hand, different colored markers, and he draws pictures. Because he's right out of it.

I think it's just a coincidence. I think he's trying to eat it, and he can't eat it. And while he's eating it, it's making marks. That's exactly what he's doing. He can't see shit. He's not trying to eat it. He's just a coincidence. I think he's trying to eat it, and he can't eat it, and while he's eating it, it's making marks. That's exactly what he's doing. He can't see shit. He's not trying to eat it. He's making an art. What's he trying to make there?

He's making an art. Does he know what he's drawing? Do you think? I believe he does. Quick, man, that's something Corey would say. It's a fucking beetle. How does a beetle know how to draw? I believe he does.

I don't know, man. It looks like he's trying to spell something out there. He does. They have got proof that some insects are better than us. Ricky, do you think you're smarter than a beetle? Well, I can draw better than that guy. Yeah. But some animals, I mean insects, same thing, are smarter than us.

Like what? I don't remember. It could be the beetles, though. You shouldn't say things like that unless you know the why. Ricky, what insects are smarter than humans that they prove? Most are smarter than... Spiders. Ants are pretty smart.

Spiders can make webs. We can't do that. Well, we don't have the equipment. I mean, I can make a fucking web. If you give me the silk. Not as quick as he can. I want to see you do that. I can spin a spider web. It wouldn't be even, though.

Like, they're good at it. Really good. Well, that's the only fucking thing they can do, though, Ricky. No, have you ever seen them wrap shit up? It's like a fucking... What do they call that? Shrink wrapper. Get a little fucking bug.

It's like... You want some dough there, man? Put him away for later. Yeah, I'll have a cup of that. It's fucking dirty. Dirty old dough there. Gee, look fucking dirty. Dirty old doughnut air. Cut yourself, man. Gee, look at it.

Dirty old doughnut air. We got doughnut airs and liquor going. Here's a napkin too, man. Thank you, man. You want to fuck up this kitchen, right? Well, I would have thought that Beetle thing was going to impress everybody. Nothing impresses me, man. You throw anything in his clamp or anything, he'll do whatever.

I think it's cool. It just fucking pisses me off. That fucking thing, that small, might be better than me. Or smarter than me. What would you do that small, might be better than me. Or smarter than me. What would you do to him, Ricky? Squish him. If you saw that thing drawn in a picture, you'd squish him. I think it would be...

Then we'd make some more of it. See, now that would be a story. You'd squish Spike the Beetle. Right on his fucking drawing. Because you're jealous of him. Drawing better pictures than you. Do all beetles like that draw? No. Spike is extra talented.

He was genetically engineered. Is that a word? I think so. I think you're right. I don't think you know what it means, but... Hey, listen to this one, boys. A UK surgeon... Yeah?

...found... You got my interest now. Ricky, you're big. A UK surgeon found 27 missing contact lenses in a woman's eye. What? Oh, they were all stacked at the back. She thought they kept falling out. She's dumb. Yeah. She had 27 of them on the back.

27? How would you fit them? No, that's exaggeration. You know what's worse than that? Why? 28. A crab stuck in your eye, which happened to a woman. Seriously. No, not my mother. She went in.

She had some kind of irritation in her eye. Doctor fucking zoomed in. Fucking crab. Like an ocean crab. Yeah. She was going down on her husband. That's not an ocean crab. It was dirty.

Not an ocean, like a crab crab. And the thing popped off, went in her eye, and fucking got lodged in there. A crab. A crab. And then she got a divorce after that. True story. Well, because her husband was blasting crabs into her eyes, probably. Exactly. So, Julian, this obviously happened to you. No, it didn't happen to me. Let's be honest. It didn't man. You were going down on a fella and you got crabs in your eyes. Let's just get it out there. Why does he always go there?

What is wrong with you man? I just think you're telling fibs. I'm not man. That's all. True story. Just do a podcast with that doctor. It's all around him up. So back to the 27 things in the eye.

That's not for real. Unless they're like little baby contacts. No, Ricky, they kept sliding back. So they're all stacked up. So you got 27 of the fucking things stacked. Just, well, you know, rolling around back there. You know what that makes her? What? Fucking stupid.

I agree. Well, why does that make her stupid? Because she couldn't feel the fucking things. How would she know they were in there? No, you could feel them, man. You'd think after two or three, she might be like, fuck. Like 27? Something fucking weird going on here. Well why does that make her stupid? If she couldn't feel the fucking things how would she know they were in there? You'd think after two or three she might be like fuck. Like 27? Something fucking weird going on here. That goddamn eye keeps dropping contacts. Nobody finds them.

I drank a set of contact lenses. So did I. One time. Hung over. Grabbed a fucking glass. Chugged her. Contacts in it. Not that I would ever wear contacts because they stupid, and I can see perfectly fine anyway. How many fingers, Bubs? Oh, I know how many. Believe me.

How many? I know how many. I don't need to say. Believe me. You don't like that game, do you? I love that game. I can play it all day. What does this say? Read it from there. Yup. Exactly what it says. All right.

All right. I read it. Clear as about 2020. Why don't we get back to what Quake's doing now? Like he's on here eating don't-ears and shit. I'm eating don't-ears, man. Talking about crabs. He didn't have lunch.

I'm just happy to be here. He's celebrating the struggle. He's celebrating the struggle. It's real. So you gotta pay extra for this whole big thing? Usually they give you a little amount. Yeah man, what the fuck? How do you get that?

That's like a bowl of soup. Don't ever say that. I don't know, Chipper got it. Ask him. Jesus. Do you got anything else that's good? Yeah. I've got...

I don't know, this was just handed to me. Porn ID check set to start in April 2018. Oh, fuck off. They're not gonna fucking take porn away from us, are they? Goal to protect under-18s revealed as digital ministers. Herbie Hancock. Herbie Hancock? Herbie Hancock's doing porn now? Jesus, I hope not. He's not doing porn, is he? Remember Herbie Hancock?

He was decent. Back in the 80s. Yeah. Fucking throwing it down, left and right. I don't think I really need to see him naked teeing off on things. Or Kelly is, though. He is, too. You hear about that?

I heard something about him. What did he do? He's back in shit. He's got again. He's back in shit. He's got like a cult. There's two homes, I think. One in Atlanta, one in Chicago.

He's got a whole cult of women where he's locking in shit. He's got like a cult. There's two homes, I think. One in Atlanta, one in Chicago. He's got a whole cult of women where he's locking them up. He's locking them up? He's got them brainwashed. Brainwashed, all that shit. Like they can't even speak unless he tells them to. That's terrible. They can't go to the bathroom and their parents are all freaking out, I guess.

But they're 18, so they want to be there. This is real. Yeah, it's real. How has he not been put in fucking jail yet? Well so they want to be there this is really like yeah it's real how is he not important fucking jail yeah well our tail he sings I believe I can fly how can you put him in jail man I guess inspirational does have a nice voice yeah I know I respect he's got lots of Ted Bundy had a nice singing voice too. Did he? I believe. Thank you man, appreciate it. Ted Bundy could carry a tune. What are you gonna let him out of jail?

I wonder how big he is. Eric Kelly? Yeah, he must be... He's a basketball player. Must be something going on there. What do you mean big? Yeah, he's not talking about his height. Oh, oh, oh, I thought you meant...

Well, I don't know. What are you talking about, Ricky? His wiener? Just something keeping those ladies around. I can't be just brainwashing them. He's not that smart, is he? Oh, he's got lots of money. That's helping out. And he's smooth, and he's big. And he's singing well.

He's got game. Ricky. He's probably got game. You guys are fucked. And they're all, we forgot this part of the story, they're all upcoming singers, so they're trying to get on. Oh, man. So that's why. I didn't know that. I forgot to tell you. That's why they're all, we forgot this part of the story, they're all upcoming singers, so they're trying to get on. Oh, man. I didn't know that. I forgot to tell you, that's why they're sticking around.

That's a big piece of the puzzle. Because they're trying to get famous, you know? We should have some more ladies on the podcast. Well, that's your department. That's Chipper's department. Chipper, it's always dudes. Bring some ladies on. Chipper, it's always dudes. Bring some ladies on. You could start like a little...

...aerobic girl cult. Lock a bunch of girls in aerobics, say you teach them how to work out... ...and brainwash them on the best way to get in shape. Alright, let's get the aerobic cult going. Or... ...or fellas. Who knows? Or fellas.

Or fellas, yeah. Or fellas. Or fellas. Or machines. Or them in with some muscle milk. Or just machines. Just strip it right down to the machines. Back to the basics. Oh, did you hear this? Listen to fucking this. Remember I warned you about artificial intelligence?

And Stephen Hawking said don't fuck around with it? The real Terminator? Yeah, now there's two computers on different sides of the world talking to each other in a fucking language they made up that nobody can understand. No way. Yes there is. Guess what happens next? They start talking to other computers and then all the computers are like, yeah we should just take this fucker over. That's why I don't believe in computers. Never own one, never will. Fuck computers. They're dangerous. You should have a shirt made, Ricky, that says fuck computers.

I'm going to make it this afternoon. Have you ever fucked a computer? Pretty close. Can you describe the circumstances surrounding that event? What, the USB port? No, it was a floppy disk slot. Floppy? What's a floppy disk?

A little tray that opened up like a little CD player. You just rubbed in on it or something? No, I like the way it went in and out. I was kind of just putting it in and putting it out. Just flopping it in there. Just back up into it. You were just flopping your desk in there. No, I didn't put any of my parts in there. Just the whole look of it was kind of pleasing to me.

Yeah, I can't count the times that's happened to me. Not! Yeah, I did that. What's this thing here? Oh, this is all the shit that happened on July 21st. Actually, it's not really. It's just fucking stupid birthdays. Oh, there is events.

Right on. Well, we don't need to talk about any of that. Why would you bring it up? It's for wasting people's time, Eric. Why would you bring it up, Ricky? Oh, hey, did you guys hear about this beetle that can draw? Yeah. Yeah, I think we did talk about him, didn't we?

Okay. You got nothing else there? I got, well, I don't know. What else was handed to me? What the fuck is that? Jesus. Look at that gnarly little bastard. What the fuck is that? It's Julian's mother. Going for a swim.

I can't really see any features except the hole. The hole in the front. It looks kinda appealing in the front. Yeah, that's her swimming towards the lifeguard. I wonder what you think of it. So you think we would bang that creature. That's what you're saying. No, I think this is a little microscopic fella. Water bears will survive the end of the world as we know it.

What the fuck is a water bear? I believe that's one there. But I think those things live on your eyelids, I think. It's got six legs. So they're little small things, eh? I believe so. I could probably fit it perfectly into this. So you know Quake doesn't have R. Kelly's game?

How do you know? He just said, man. You guys are fucked. Take five. Ah, Jean-Luc Picard was born today, 1620. Just wait, Ricky. Just wait now. Back up.

Who was born and in what year? The guy, the Star Trekker guy, isn't it? In what year? 1620. Oscar. Fuck, he's old. Jean-Luc Picard, who was on Star Trek, was born in 1620. Boss here. Fuck, he's old. Jean-Luc Picard, who was on Star Trek, was born in 1620. I think you might have that fucked up.

I think I might have fucked that up. Well, it says Jean Picard. Yeah, different fella, Ricky. He's a... Was he on Star Trek? No. He was not. He was a French astronomer.

Jean Picard. Hmm. Cat Stevens got born today. That's a cool cat. Well, the cat's in the cradle of the silver spoon. Is that him? That's him. I think. No, that's Harry Chapin.

Is it? Little boy blowing the man in the moon. I'm baked. When you're having a long time and don't know where, we'll get together then, son. No, that's Harry Chapin. I can't believe you don't know any Cat Stevens. Cat Stevens! What is it?

I'm being followed by a moon shadow. That's the one. Moon shadow, moon shadow. I thought it was Boom Shadow. That's what you were saying on set. No, Ricky, I was just making fun. All right. Cat Stevens had a million hits.

Ernie Hemingway. Ernie, Bertway. Ernie. Bert's friend? He's old, too. He's an 1899 baby. Yeah, he's old. He'd be 100. Oh, fucking Don Knotts.

He was a good guy. He was funny. Ralph Furley. Do you know who Don Knotts was? Who's that? Too Young. Too Young. You don't remember Three's Company.

Oh, Three's Company. That's the guy who lived with the two women. That was Jack Tripper. That was... No, Don Knotts was... Don Knotts was the landlord downstairs, Mr. Furley. He was a cocksucker. Oh, he was the landlord. Yeah, Ralph Furley.

Fuck, he was a bastard. Tony Stark. Right? That wasn't Don Knotts. Yes, it was. Yes, it was, you son of a bitch. What the fuck are you talking about, Don? Oh, man. You're thinking of Norman Lear, who was the other landlord.

Yeah, that's what I was thinking about. Mr. Roper. That's who you're thinking of. Mr. and Mrs. Roper. But after they left, Don Knotts moved in. Mr. Furley, Ralph Furley, remember? He used to have the fucking nice suits on. Would you take some for Mrs. Roper?

She was having those big, long fucking... She was dirty. I used to like Mrs. Roper. I wonder if he used to rope her. Just tie her up. She wanted to. She wanted to get roped up. She wanted to bang, like everything.

Mr. Roper was not into it at all. No, he was cranky, man. It was weird. He didn't want to bang at all. No. He was cranky, man. It was weird. He didn't want to bang at all. No. That's all she wanted to do was bang. I like Larry Dallas. You remember Larry?

Jack's buddy? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We didn't do any of that. You remember him? The guy he used to dress like? Yeah. You remembers him. Fuck. Yeah. Your little sweaters.

I was making a joke. You used to have pictures of Larry Dallas on your wall. I didn't have Larry Dallas on my wall. Remember your sweater phase when you used to tie the sweaters over your shoulder? I did not a joke. You used to have pictures of Larry Dallas on your wall. I didn't have Larry Dallas on my wall. Remember your sweater phase when you used to tie the sweaters over your shoulder? I did not do that. It was fucking weird. I didn't do that. Especially that yellow sweater.

It was weird. I've never owned a yellow fucking sweater. You used to wear it to the gym with no shirt, just the sweater tie around your neck. Yeah, that's pretty much Ceasar. That's what I did. Hmm. I got up in banks, eh? Yes. I never pulled that. Hmm. That goes in banks, eh? Yes! I never pulled that.

Look, terrible boys. Tony Scott. Fucking awesome. Who was I? He did Top Gun, Revenge, Days of Thunder, that fucking true romance movie. Yeah? Then he jumped off a bridge. What?

Yeah. Yeah, he had cancer or something. He said, fuck this. I'm done. Jesus. Way to lighten the mood, boys. I don he had cancer or something. He said, fuck this. I'm done. Way to lighten the mood, boys. I don't blame him for that, though. No, I fucking respect him. Fuck it.

I agree. Why fucking rot away in it? Well, yeah, I mean, if he didn't want to rot. Fucking deathbed. Because we're so fucked and we can't... I'm not judging the man. I'm just saying you turned her a little dark there. Let's turn her happy again.

Robin Williams. He got born today. Yeah, but he also hung himself. He didn't jump off a bridge, at least. No, but he hanged himself, the poor fella. Fuck, there's got to be someone here that didn't kill himself. John Lovitz. He didn't kill himself.

He's still living. He's still banging lots of bunnies. John Lovitz is? He bangs rabbits? No, Playboy bunnies. It's all about the Playboy bunnies. John Lovitz bangs Playboy bunnies. He fucking writes, he does. Do you know who John Lovitz's? He bangs rabbits? No, Playboy bunnies. It's all about the Playboy bunnies. John Lovitz bangs Playboy bunnies. He fucking writes he does.

Do you know who John Lovitz is? Yeah. I think you might have him mixed up with somebody. I don't think he's ever been on the cover of Sexiest Man Alive. No, that's what I'm saying. And he's banging a bunch of bunnies. How? Probably got money.

Money. Money. Money. Back to the Kelly thing, right? He's got the money and he's got the funny. And he's got the funny. And he's got the funny. He's funny. Yeah, he's got 12 inches of fun.

Yeah, why aren't you getting banged? What's that? What's that funny guy? You should be getting banged like... Who said I'm not? When was the last time you got banged? Well, that's for me to know and for you to find out. This year?

Well, I don't even talk about that stuff. Fuck Canada Day, you got one of the bases. I was at the Legion late into the evening, out back. Tina. Tina. Tina Thunderthaw. She's 67. Tina Thunderthaw.

I wasn't with Tina Thunderthaw. 67 years. That was, I wasn't, no, I wasn't. I did not get with Tina Thunderthaw on Canada Day. I might have smooched a different Tina, though. Rory Culkin? Who? Home Alone guy, right?

I guess so. No, that's Macaulay Culkin. Who's this? His nephew? Could be. I don't know why he'd be famous, though. He is an American actor. Because he wouldn't have even been home alone. He would have been on the trip with everybody. Damian Marley.

Damian Marley. Sorry. Yes, man. Fuck. Love it. Oh, man, there's way too many words on shit that happened today. Pink Floyd, something about Pink Floyd, the wall. Oh, well, then we need to know what that is.

Where do you see that? Look, Pink Floyd, the wall is performed. Where the Berlin Wall once stood in 1990. That would have been cool. Actually, I think I watched it on TV. 89, Mike Tyson KOs Carl Williams in a minute 33 for the heavyweight boxing title. What do you guys think about this Mayweather versus McGregor? Oh, man.

You guys into that? Yeah. Yeah? Can't wait to see it. Who do you got? I think Mayweather's going to do the job. Yeah. Yeah. You guys into that? Yeah. Yeah? Can't wait to see it. Who do you got? I think Mayweather's gonna do the job.

Yeah. Yeah. You trying to dummy him? I don't know, man. What's the size difference? I mean, McGregor's bigger. But he's not as fast as Mayweather. It's a weird fucking idea.

The money is insane. But McGregor, is McGregor allowed to get him to the ground and fucking... No, all boxing. No, all boxing. Oh, Jesus. I didn't know that. So good luck hitting Mayweather. That's what I'm saying. I thought McGregor was to get him to the ground? No, it's all boxing. Oh, Jesus. Good luck hitting Mayweather. I thought McGregor was allowed to fucking submit him. No, man. So it's just boxing.

I don't know. That's a tough one. But I don't want to piss off Conor McGregor either because I'm scared he'll come beat the best out of me. He's not going to want that. I'm going to put my money on him. Conor McGregor. All right. He is a tough bastard. This is a tough one. I don't know, man. I think Maywe my money on him. Conor McGregor. All right. He is a tough bastard.

This is a tough one, I don't know man. I think Mayweather might do it. Well, it sounds like we got a fucking bet off here. You got Mayweather? What do you want to bet on him? Well, Jesus Murphy, I don't have a lot. Just got my cat food money, I could probably do four bucks. Come on, 50 bucks.

50 bucks! Jesus Murphy, Ricky. Five five bucks let's do five bucks five boxes you can do five bucks five bucks in a packet smoke there you go all right all right i'll put a couple five bucks yeah yeah you won't get me when's the fight when is the fight august 26 i think yeah jesus murphy all. Five fucking dollars on the line. Well, listen, what do you think about what do you think about

cranking a song like this? I'd love to see you guys. Let's fucking do it. I'd love to see you guys play. You want to play along? You got the guitar here with you? I don't have a guitar.

I mean, I'll get in there and rock out. I know the song. I could you know the song? All right, let's do it. I'd fucking love to hear it live. Let's fucking do it.

Let's do it live. All right, boys. Can Can we do that Chipper? Yeah. Through the magic of television we are now going to appear in a different place. Kazamo! See that fucking trickery? Here we are at the other end of the trailer. Alright this is Quake Matthews featuring Neon Dreams, Confessions. Fucking boys, let her rip. Let's get it. Yeah. Now, are you sure you're ready to hear about this fast life that I live? The flashing lights and the blackout nights just like this. Would you sacrifice your sanity while looking past my sins?

And forgive my crazy friends for the trouble they got me in? I was as stubborn as an addict with a habit for arguments. Scarred with a troubled past and some of the darkest of intents. But if I make a conscious effort to clear my mind of this pressure and cross your heart and promise you'll accept it. These are my confessions.

I took all my words. A simple collection of things I've and cross your heart and promise you'll accept it. Yeah, you are my church, hope that you understand. You make me a better man. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh I guess today is the day that them angels collided with my demons Trying to provide reasons to the people that I cheated The guilt has been built in the air that I'm breathing I tried whiskey, I tried pills, and I tried Jesus I feel a chill in the air as I'm airing out my grievance The hair standing up on my neck Like fans standing for the championship National anthem high on the bleachers Somebody please just be my preacher

These are my questions, I trip over words A simple collection of pages I burn Don't wanna make you lose This is to make believe These are my confessions and lessons I've learned My conscience, my reign reign Yeah you are my truth And that you understand You're a man, you're better than me

Lie to yourself then you walk away Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, My confessions are check on me I'm a professional preacher I'm a prophet, I'm gonna make it lead Jesus, you make me lead My confessions, my confessions My conscience, my reverend And you are my church I hope that you understand You make me a better man Oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh Decent! That was fucking awesome! Excellent! That was fucking awesome! Excellent! That was fucking awesome!

See that, Ricky? I just went down right in your fucking trailer! That was fucking badass! Thank you! Alright, tune in next week when we have nothing as cool as this!