Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 107 - Randy and Lahey Are Coming on Tour?!

Episode Date: August 21, 2017

Randy (and for a drunken few seconds, Lahey) join the podcash to announce that they will be joining the Boys on their Western US tour next week, and the Boys are not happy. Randy sticks around as the Boys talk about a higher power, and celebrate Patrick Swayze’s borntday! Episode 107 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store and the Boys' own Freedom 35 lager, now available across Canada!

This fucking popcorn's good. It's sweet and salty shit. Randy, get your hands off the fucking chips. Fuck off, Ricky. What the fuck are you doing here? That's what I'd like to know. I'm here. Why are you satted right there?

Sat over there. This was a free chair, Ricky. I'm allowed to sit wherever I want. I'm here to promote our new show is what I'm doing. What the fuck? Randy, what's a new show? We're doing a live show. Down in the States.

We're doing a live show. We leave here in less than a week and we're fucking pretty excited. Where are we going, Buzz? Six stops on this one, boys. Grand Rapids, Michigan. We're doing a live show. We leave here in less than a week, and we're fucking pretty excited. Where are we going, Buzz? Again? Six stops on this one, boys. Grand Rapids, Michigan. Let me just see.

I wrote it down. August 24th, Grand Rapids, Michigan. Get your tickets. August 25th, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Right on. August 26th. 26th, Des Moines, Iowa. 27th, St. Louis.

I'm all St. Louis. August 29th, 26th, Des Moines, Iowa. 27th, St. Louis. St. Louis. August 29th, Kansas City, Missouri. Red Rocks. August 30th, Morrison, Colorado. The Red Rocks Amphitheater. Which I hear they're shooting. We will be taping that one. We're going to be taping that, yeah. For a special.

Where are you playing, Randy? We're going to the same place as Bubbles. Oh, bullshit. You're just making this up. No, we've got a poster. We're on the same poster. You better not be going to these same fucking places. I'll tell you right now, Randy, you're pretty close to getting killed lately with the shit you've been pulling.

What? You tell me. Putting fucking maple syrup in my gas tank fucking destroyed my car. I didn't do that. Yeah, okay. You didn't do that, eh? You did it, putting fucking maple syrup in my gas tank fucking destroyed my car. I didn't do that. Yeah, okay. You didn't do that, eh? You did it, man.

I can't afford maple syrup, guys. Let's get this thing started. Want to get this going? Yes. What's going on, fuckers? This is the official Trailer Park Boys podcast. It's coming at you right now. This is podcast number 107.

Very excited. Actually, very, very not excited right now. Who? Because we've got a special guest. James Bond, age of 107. What? James Bond was not 107, Ricky. It was 007.

Thanks for fucking up the intro. Who's 107? That was one of R2-D2's friends. Was it? Yeah. CP-103 and JJ-107. Remember him? No, I don't103 and JJ-107. Remember him? No, I don't remember him.

JJ-107? JJ-107 was on Star Wars. He was a little guy that had like a hose coming off him and he could shoot steam out of it. No, no. JJ-107. That's fucked up. Hey, there was a Tauntaun. You're a fucking Tauntaun, Randy.

I'm not a Tauntaun. A Tauntaun can survive in the winter. A what? A Tauntaun. Like a Taun cat? Pan Solo rode a Tauntaun. And he put Luke inside, remember? He put Luke inside of him?

Yeah, because I guess he broke... Luke got at one and got inside to keep warm. Oh, so Luke didn't get inside. Oh, I know what you're talking about. They had to cut all the guts and shit out of it. Yeah, that was a Tauntaun. I thought we were talking about robots. No.

They wanted to make the name easy, so they just repeated it twice. Tauntaun. All right. Great. Would you bang a Tauntaun, Randy? No. You look like a fucking Tauntaun. Would you eat one? Would you grind a Tauntaun, Randy? No! You look like a fucking Tauntaun.

Would you eat one? Would you grind up the meat and eat it? Well, they're not real, Julian. Would you make a Tauntaun burger? I'd eat a kangaroo burger. They're kind of like an Australian Tauntaun, I think. Really? I don't think Tauntauns have a pouch, though. Did you know there was just girls that had the poaches? Girl kangaroos?

That's not true. And they got the boobs, too. Holy fuck. These chips are spicy. You're not allowed to eat during the podcast, Randy. Episode 107 is not gonna be the one I was talking about. You can't chew because people get fucking pissed off at us. I'll chew quick.

Is she going to miss us while we're on tour, Randy? I'm going on all those. Mr. Lay told me. I'm surprised. It's going to be so much fun. If you come anywhere near a tour, I will kill you. We might not be in the same places, but we're in the same cities. That probably makes sense, Randy.

That sounds fucking... All right, let's... What do you want to talk about here? What do you guys want to get into? You got anything good, Randy? Probably not. I know that's how you stole my sheet, so you obviously didn't bring anything with you.

I didn't know... Fucking be prepared. Your name's not on it. Podcast. I can't do this with him, man. No. He's just not the same. 1-2-2-7, what's that?

Is that the year? That's 12-27. Yeah, that's the year, Randy. Is that before or after? Hey, Randy. Randy, dick say what? Pardon? Dick say pardon?

Ha, you sound like a pair of bubbles. Give me a crack. Give me that. Give me this fucking thing. Ow, he almost paper-cutted me. I wish I would have. 12-27. Oh, yeah, these are just dates. That's probably, like, the time.

It's lunch. Let's talk about different parts of Brandy's body that we'd like to give him a paper cut on, like his nipple. Can you imagine doing that? Julian. Love to right doing that? Julian. Love to right now. His nose.

In between his fingers. His armpit. Why are you guys talking about that? That thing underneath your tongue. Ah, that would be bad. I would suck. What's that called, anyway? The thing underneath the tongue?

That thing. A little tongue-tied. It's your auricular taint. Oh, my fuck. It's your taint. It's your taint. The auricular taint. Here we go. I'm only gonna give you a minute, Ricky.

You don't have to get your knuckle-knots in the noggin, everybody. Hey, baby. I'm here. I love you, Randy. Randy and I have a special announcement to make. We're doing a show, right? We are. We're doing a special show. Starting out in, uh... Oh, yeah. August 24th, Grand Rapids. Yeah. We're doing a show, right? We are. We're doing a special show. Starting out now.

Oh, yeah. August 24th, Grand Rapids. Yeah, we're going there. Milwaukee. These are our fucking tour dates, and I just read them all. Yeah, you're opening for us, Bubbles. That's right. Your Brandy and Lady show.

We're working on some new tappers. I don't know what he's talking about. What are you talking about? Yeah, well, just check your contract, boys. Check your fucking contract. It's the Randy and Lay Show! Right on, Mr. Lay. Ta-da-da-da-da-da.

See ya, fuckface. What the fuck is happening here? Mr. Lay. Bubbles, explain to me right now what the fuck is going on. Because if these two come on tour, people are going to die, and we'll end up in jail and des Moines. I don't know. I'm gonna have to check the... Check the contracts, because I got a whole show planned.

Whole night planned out. So what's going on? That does not involve you, Randy. No? Hate to tell you. That's okay, Mr. Lay, you and I do a great show. Who were you talking to? Who lined up this tour for you?

Huh? Who were you talking to? Mr. Lay does all the business dealings, Julia. You're dumb. I'm telling you right now, this is not going to happen. I'm not doing a tour with you two guys. Because people are going to go to jail. For sure. Who, you?

Maybe. Good chance. Could be him. Could be Leahy. Here, let's talk about something else. Because I'm going to get too... too ranged up. Listen to this. Did you hear about the man? Pissed on a family at a Metallica concert.

No. On purpose? That happens all the time. He was getting sued. Was it on purpose or just couldn't hold him and it fucking exploded like a cannon? Well, I think he was drunk and he just pulled his wiener out and started pissing. Pissed all over a whole family. Like, I think he was drunk, and he just pulled his wiener out and started pissing. Fucking celebration piss?

Pissed all over our whole family. Like, fuck, this concert's so good, I got a hole in my cock, and just started pissing everywhere. Yeah, Metallica! I've done that before, I guess. He's done that many times. That's not a story.

Ricky, most people don't have celebratory pisses. You should. It feels great. But why? Instead of going to the bathroom and missing the fucking best part of the show and you've had nine beer, what are you going to do? Piss your pants? Why do you got to pull it out and start waving it around like a bird?

It's like a celebration fire hose of piss. It just sprays. You're weird, Ricky. Fuck you, Randy. I'll piss on you right now. I wish you would piss on me. You talk about piss a lot. It's always piss.

I piss a lot. I drink a lot. I smoke a lot. Fuck off. You eat a lot. Yes. Which means you do something else a lot. Number two.

I've accidentally had a poo. Right now, I hope not. Not now. Good. Let's get off this. Okay, anything else that's good? Well, I guess... Mick Jagger accidentally got shot today.

Who did? Not today, but in 1969 while filming Ned Kelly. He accidentally got shot. What? Yeah, is that right? I gotta look this one up. Says he did. What?

Yeah, is that right? I gotta look this one up. Says he did. 1956, Hound Dog, Don't Be Cruel reaches number one. Ain't nothing but a hound dog, barking all the time. That's a great tune. Ain't nothing but a hound dog, croaking all the time. 1977, speaking of that, funeral services for Elvis Presley were held on this day

Graceland Oh, that sucks So in 56, he had Hound Dog And then 21 years later Dead, buried 1986, Bon Jovi released Slippery When Wet Fuck, that was a good album. That was a fucking terrible album.

It was awesome. What was the hit on that one? It had a bunch of different meanings. That's what I liked about the name of it. What did it mean, Ricky? Well, so much shit is slippery when it's wet, right? Like what? Banana peel.

Roads. Roads. Ice. That's all they meant. Roads. Well, and the thing... The hoo-hoo. The what? The what? The hoo-hoo. Who's hoo-hoo?

What's a hoo-hoo? The area. Area 51? We need to get it going. What else happened on this day? Dennis Radar, who's that? Radar was on MASH. Oh, that was a sad one.

He was sentenced to 170 years for serial killings. Yeah, we need to talk about that, I guess. Radar on MASH was cool, though. Any good birthdays today? Paul and Linda McCartney got fined in Sweden for cannabis possession. Nice. Nice. Nice.

72, they were smoking their weed. Who got born on August 18th? Oh, my fucking God. Oh, Julian, this is a big day for you. What? Who's born today? It's Patrick Swayze's birthday. Whoa.

Oh, my God. We are getting drunk tonight, my friend. We are not getting drunk tonight. Just pull out all your old posters, watch the movies. I don't have any posters of Patrick Swayze. Get out your Patrick Swayze little punching bag. Oh, my fuck. Your tights.

What? Oh, my. That's why you have the fucking pottery thing at the trailer. What pottery thing? You got one of those pottery wheels, and he used one in Ghost. No, no, no, no. Coincidence? I don't think so.

That was for Moe. Okay? That's for him. No, it's no, no. Coincidence? I don't think so. That was for Moe. Okay? That's for him. No, it's an adult pottery wheel. It's not an adult. And it's set up. You're going to fucking reenact Ghost tonight. With your Lulu lemon pants on.

Who am I going to reenact Ghost with, huh? I don't know. Maybe you're going to play both roles. Yeah, bubs, come on, boys. Julian did like it. It's Swayze's birthday and you have a pottery wheel set up? I don't think that's coincidence. Yeah, I noticed you were at the liquor store when it first opened this morning.

What'd you say? Coincidence? I'm always at the liquor store first thing in the morning. Well, not so excited to Julian, but Andy Sandberg was also born on this day. He's a funny cocksucker, isn't he? He is pretty funny, yeah. He's funny. He is a funny fella. Would, isn't he? He's pretty funny, yeah. He's funny. He is a funny fella.

Would you ever model your life after him? Francis Bean Cobain, daughter of Kurt Cobain. Courtney Love. Wow. Dennis Elliott. 1962, Ringo Starr made his first appearance as a Beatle. All right, well, that's all we have. Time to go home.

That's a paper drop. No, I just wanted to get that out of the way because I have something serious to talk about, boys. Do you think this would hurt if it hit you in the head? Yeah. Boys, I have something very serious to talk to you about. What? Have you guys ever found Jesus?

What? Like, like hide and seek? Buzz? Like hide-and-seek? Buzz, what the fuck are you talking about? Have you ever opened your heart to the Lord? All right, Buzz, don't get into this shit. You're talking about the big guy. I thought you were talking about the guy who went to high school with Jesus. Who?

Jesus Simpson or whatever the hell his name was. He used to play hide-and-seek. I thought you went, did you ever find him? Yeah, I found him a couple times. No, I mean the Lord Jesus Christ. Have you ever opened your heart to him? I have. Why are you talking about this right now?

I found the Lord. I totally did. I prayed for the 2-4 deal to be on at the King longer, and it stayed on next week. Oh, my fuck. So you thought this was the answer to your gift? So Jesus is real because Burger King kept a special on at your request.

Two burgers, two fries, $2.22. That's a deal. Manager special. Maybe they kept it on because it was going well. Well, they told me... Nothing to do with Jesus. They told me it was going to end, and I left. Revelations 12.21, and Jesus said, keep the $2.24 deal for the next two weeks. I'm hungry, and Jesus said, keep the two-four deal.

I'm hungry. The next two weeks. I'm hungry and you have a good price on your crop. Let thou deal of two burgers for two bucks continueth. That was good. You know what, Bob? That's what we're going to do. We're going to write the new Bible.

No, we're not going to write the new Bible. Trailer Park Testament. We're not doing that. We're going to write the new Bible. No, we're not going to write it. Trailer Park Testament. We're not doing that. We're going to update the whole fucking thing. Corinthians 1411. Lucy. Do not fuck with me, or thou shalt get fucked with. Were they on Star Trek, the Corinthians?

Calrissians. No, that was Lando Calrissian. Fuck. I'm thinking Star Wars today, guys. I don't even know why. It's laundry day, and every time I wash my pants. I fell on the lawn, and I got some grass stains on them. Jesus can fix that, Randy.

I pray that the stains come out, because they're good paint. By themselves. Yeah, I'm sure it'll happen. Well, you got to ask the Lord to remove your stains, Randy. You gotta stop drinking right now. Lord, remove my stains! Stop drinking religious beer, bub. I'm just fucking with you.

I don't believe in any of that hocus-pocus bullshit. You know that. Well, don't get him going or Dickfuck over there. It works. Randy, fuck off. I found my keys because I did. So Jesus made you find your keys? No, St. Anthony.

Why did he let you lose them in the first place? St. Anthony's the finder of things. I mean, we all know that there is a higher power, but I don't think he's the reason that the Burger King kept their special on. It's called Burger King. Higher power is the record? Yep. that the Burger King kept their special on. Oh, it's called Burger King. King. Higher power is the record? Yep.

Can you prove that? Yeah. It's in books. Which book? Oh, the Bible. We talked about that one already. Who wrote that one now? Bobbs, don't get him going on this.

Heat pumps take more power, because they're, they, the wire's thicker than what, like, it gives you air conditioning and heat, you know? Bob's don't get him heat pumps take more power because they the wires think Then what like it gives you air conditioning and heat, you know, they use more power your fucking brain uses more power Randy Yeah in the matrix because they that's machines used our brain Trying to identify the smell coming off your Andy. It's a combination of lawn mower fuel. What the fuck? See, that was disturbing.

Jesus did that? He did. He's like, yeah, you want to take my name in the vein. Jesus did that? Turned on a Jesus video. You guys know it didn't. That was a Jesus video. I don't know, it didn't. That was a Jesus video. I don't know how that just happened. That freaked me the fuck out.

Good. Because I wasn't even looking at Jesus. It's time for you to start believing again. Have you guys done 107 of these stupid things? Yes, we have. So, there's actually people that listen to this? Not many. I think last week, 42 people listened. 42,000, Ricky.

Oh. What? Yeah. I wonder if week 42 people listened. 42,000, Ricky. Oh. What? Yeah. I wonder if they like cheeseburgers. 42,000 people? Really? Maybe they should go talk to the king last week. Would you fuck off with the burger? Fuck, now you got me messing up my words.

They took a deal with it. I don't want fish. Boys, this sucks. Hey, ow! Do something good. Make me laugh. There's nothing good out here. Make me cry.

Make me learn. I don't know, something. My laundry's gonna be done soon. Good. I just put it on the line. I didn't have any fabric softener, so that could be trouble. I didn't find... Change your name to Debbie Downer, Randy.

Big time. I didn't find anything about Mick Jagger getting shot. Nothing. So it's a hocus-pocus Well, no, they say the Hell's Angels plotted to kill him. That's all it says. That's not a... That was after the all-time... That's not a good fucking group to have after you.

No. Well, this is really quite nice. I'm done. This is lame. He smells. I can't deal with this. No, we're not leaving, Randy, Ricky.

Give me something. Give you something? Play a game. Get me learned. Let's get him learned. Can we play a game of something here, Bubz? Get me Drunker. We could play...

Spin the bottle. Ricky. Well, I mean, not in that way, but... I don't know what it would mean, but... It would mean that you'd want to kiss one of us. Or you'd want one of us to kiss you. I'm not gonna kiss you, Ricky. Well, you're not fucking kissing me, Randy.

I kissed Julian, though. He's here. You're not gonna kiss me. Do it, Julian. Come on. Just for the sake of sprucing up the podcast. No, we're not sprucing up the podcast. We gotta pump some life into the thing here. Why don't you pump some life into Randy, then? Why don't you? He wants to knack with you.

No, he doesn't want to knack with you. I just want a little peck. Give him a peck, Julian. That's just... Why would I give Randy a peck? Why are you getting hurt? Don't... No, don't even get any of that. Julian, why are you getting a rat?

Boys... He's getting a bone bone. Oh, my fuck. I swear to fuck, bubs. I will class you. He's got a boner. I don't have a boner. Thinking about kissing Randy.

Did you bring anything good for this? No, you know what I have? There's a fucking office building over in India. Everybody has to wear helmets inside because pieces of the roof keep falling apart, hitting them. Whoop-dee-shit. That's all I got. Wow. See? That doesn't sound like a very safe work environment.

Thank God we don't work there. Hey, everybody's got helmets on. See this little kid there? She's got this condition called uncomable fucking hair. Look at that. No shit. Look at her hair. It's fucked. That's an actual condition? Look at this.

She's got problems with her hair. She can't comb it. That would suck. She looks like Carrot Top. That's actually pretty cool hair. I think her parents have permed her. It's great hair. I think you're looking at fake news. That's all I have hair. I think your parents have permed it. It's great hair. I think you're looking at it.

That's all I have, boys. Fake news, I think that is. That's the perfect reason why you should never work, because you could die at work with something falling on your head. True. Exactly. That's why working in an office. Working outside is better.

Except you can get hit by lightning, eaten by a bear. A piece of an airplane could drop on you. Yeah. A car could lose control and go off the road right through your fucking living room. A giant block of frozen gas could drop out of an airplane could drop on you. Yeah. A car could lose control and go off the road right through your fucking living room. A giant block of frozen piss could drop out of an airplane's toilet tank. Frozen? That's happened, you know. Giant cubes of frozen piss have dropped out of airplanes before.

Accidentally. How much do you think it would cost to build a replica of the Titanic? Millions. Millions and millions. 200 million. How much do you think it would cost to build a replica of the Titanic? A lot. Millions and millions. 200 million. Is that all? Yep, Johnny's building one. An actual replica.

That's what they say. That floats and works. I don't know, they're just going to build a fucking replica of the Titanic to attract tourists. They should probably put more life boats on it. Or, here's another idea. Don't ram into a fucking iceberg. That's a good idea, too. And use better fucking rivets. And don't use the shit rivets.

That's why she went down. Was he drunk, the captain? No, I don't think he was leckered off. Biggest mistake they ever made was calling it unsinkable. You never call anything unsinkable. Everything sinks. That's not true. Well, not if you're on land.

Boys, I can't be here with this person. That's one way to make it unsinkable. Don't put it in the water. True, boss. Right? Yeah. Iceberg was like, fuck you, unsinkable. Icebergs don't think. How do you know?

Can you prove that, Randy? Yeah, Randy. They're not alive, Buffs. How do you know? How do you know that after you go shooting by them, they don't talk to each other? I don't think they talk to each other, but I think they can decide where they want to go and how much to melt off each day

to move in a certain direction. I think they might talk to whales. That's about it. Are you guys serious right now? Because I was joking. The whales go between them. But what makes an iceberg decide now's the time I want to break off? It's called the current.

It doesn't decide. It fucking floats around, man. It goes where the water is. It's physics. But they're all different, different sizes, so explain that. Explain to him. Explain to him. Explain to them. Explain why icebergs are different sizes.

Because some icebergs are fucking big and some are small, okay? Just like penises. Just like penises. All right. You guys have nothing else to talk about because this podcast is fucked. I think it's fantastic. I've learned a couple things today. I think it's the best Myself. I've learned a couple things today. I think it's the best one we've ever had.

Seriously? Jesus is flowing through me. Jesus is allowing me to bring this podcast. Well, welcome back to the church. Thanks. Church of Jesus Christ of whatever day saints. Buffs, man. Where'd this come from?

Is it just beer? Yeah, where is this coming from? No, I'll tell you where it came from. I was fucking asleep this morning and there was a knock on my shed and I went to the door and it was the fucking Jehovah's. And the lady handed me a pamphlet

and asked me if I'd masturbate. And there was a picture on the cover of a guy praying at his bed, and in the background was his computer screen with pornography on it. She was trying to tell me that if you masturbate, pornography, you're going to hell.

So I said, go over and knock on that guy right there. I pointed at your trailer. I said, go tell him that if he masturbates, he's going to hell and fucking see what happens. Did they go? No, because she said, I've been over there before and he pulled a handgun on me. That sounds about right.

She wouldn't tell me who she was. So now you're pissed off because you obviously you like to masturbate a lot. No. I don't do that. Bullshit. You don't do that. You're religious because you don't? I don't.

So what does that make you? I don't think there should be a lady there telling me I'm going to hell if I decide to crank mine off. Yeah, you're not going to go to hell. You just go to the adult part of heaven. Where the kids can't see. How does she prove she hasn't given herself a little flick here and there or whatever? She can't prove that, Ricky. Some people don't do it.

How do you know, Randy? Why wouldn't you? I mean, sometimes you do it by accident. She's trying to clean it. What? What? You're cleaning it and it goes off by accident. You're trying to clean it. What? What? You're cleaning it and it goes off by accident, Ricky? Are you talking about a handgun or your wiener, Ricky? He's talking about a handjob with some soap in it and a fucking face cloth.

You're talking about cleaning your wiener and all of a sudden you're like, uh-oh, masturbator. You shouldn't be touching your wiener with a handgun. What are you guys talking about? I think we're talking about what you're talking about. Okay. It's the same problem for a woman trying to clean it. And it's like, okay, that felt a little too good. We better keep this going for a minute. Next thing you know.

So it could happen by accident is all I'm saying. Then all of a sudden you're going to hell because you had an accident? It's crazy. It is all I'm saying. Then all of a sudden you're going to hell because you had an accident? It's crazy. Well, it's not like an accident, like shitting yourself or something. No, you should go to, well, you wouldn't go to hell for that, I guess. I might have just done that, actually.

Randy. Well, that's it for me. That's all we need to think about. Did you shit yourself, Randy? No, I just thought it was going gonna be a little poofy. Well, maybe you should go to the bathroom and check and not come back. No, I'm gonna let it sit.

Great. No, I'm gonna let it sit. You're gonna just let it... faster, right, Randy? What are you doing right now? Why are you straining? Percolate like a stew? What's happening in your body right now? Nothing.

What are you doing? I'm just keeping the pressure the same. Oh, God. The pressure the same. I'm trying to regulate your whole pressure. Right here on camera. Just don't do any more venting. There's only 47,000 people watching.

Not a big deal. Here's a good idea. Why don't you just get up and use the bathroom? Why don't you go out? Because if I get up, I think it's gonna come out. So what's the solution? Sit there forever? Nope. Just until we're done with this... Podcast 107.

Should we shrink wrap you? Here, just try that in your arse and go to the bathroom. Here, buddy. What were you thinking about when you just looked at the bone like that? Nothing. Wishing I had dope.

Oh, all right. I thought you were thinking about driving that somewhere. I'd like to know what goes through your head on a regular basis, Randy. Usually it's food. What have you eaten today so far? What's the matter with your business, Ricky?

Have you masturbated today? Was it an accident? Does he talk like this all the time, guys? Pretty much. Pretty much. Are you having that much problems? And hot peppers. Breakfast, hot peppers, and non-smart IV head all the time.

No, it'll... Feels like Puff the Magic Dragon kissed you on the hall. I guess it's time to just end this. It feels like we smoked creepweed and just fell into our couch. I didn't tell you guys. I have no energy. I didn't tell you guys.

Ricky? Oh, this is yours. This was yours, was it? Yeah. And what? Well done. The chips and the popcorn? Yeah.

Honey oil on them. Nice. What? I just ate almost the whole bowl. That's good, because I was starting to freak out, but I guess I'm going to ride this out. That's why I shit myself then. Next week, I'm going to get you guys fucked up. No, Ricky, it's not a competition.

I just thought you would like it. We'll see. It's good. Oh, Jesus. Murphy Randy. Time to leave. Oh, Jesus. Murphy Randy. Time to leave. Out of here. She blew.

I'm out of here. She blew. I'm not sitting around that. Not that thing. You better get your fucking shorts in the garbage, Randy. You full on shit yourself. Oh, thank you. It smells like when you take a blowtorch to an egg.

Okay. Just go on.