Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 11 - Hash Hole

Episode Date: August 7, 2023

Guess who got busted for Dutch hash at the airport? For f**k's sake, Randy! Find out about Bubbles' Sh*trockers tour, European drinking culture, and how Randy f**ked up the Cavern Club. Also: Pee-wee Herman, f**kin' terrible impressions, and why Bubbles is yogurt!

What the fuck's going on everybody? This is Julian. I'm your host today of Perk After Dirk. I've got two special fucking guests. Well, one special guest. Another guy's a bit of an asshole with me today. I'm sure this is going to be a big surprise because it was a big fuck surprise when I woke up in jail and they were here. I'm sure this is going to be a big surprise, because it was a big fuck surprise when I woke up in jail and they were here. So zoom out a bit and let's see the boys. Well, my good buddy Bubz and Fuckface. I'm not a fuckface. The guy responsible for these guys being in here today. It's not my fault.

Oh, idiot. You're dumb, Brandy. You're fucking dumb. Hashtag should be legal everywhere, Julian. Well, it's, sorry to say, it's not. Especially when you're traveling from one country to another. Actually, a different continent to another continent. You dumb bastard, Randy. Fuck.

What happened, Randy? It was good hash. Actually, I wanted to give Ricky some of it. He would have loved that hash. Yeah. Oh, Amsterdam. He would have. If he didn't fuck it up.

Just like dumb. Anyway, he tried to come into Canada with a bunch of hash from Amsterdam, and it didn't work out through in here. We're not sure. He's probably going to get there. They're going to be in there for a little bit, not long, I guess. But I didn't think they'd look there, okay? I mean, I thought that...

Where was it, in your arse? Yeah. Randy, one of the first fucking places, when they take you into secondary, they're taking you into the hole. They're putting things up there. Did you shave your hole like you said you were going to? Oh, it looks good. You want to see?

No. That's probably... Why don't you show everybody your fucking hole? The nice job you did on it. What, did you shave it so you can get it up there? No, he shaved it in Amsterdam because he was going to meet Stevie. Stevie? I miss Stevie. I miss him.

What a man. Don't ask. Some weird bastard Randy met at the club. He had really good hands. Really good. I don't like Randy. So what's the fucking deal? Are you still seeing the Stevie dude? No, he won't return my calls.

He's in Amsterdam. And you're in jail. How is he going to fucking call you when you're in jail? I dial one. No, Randy, you've got to put in the country code. Country code? It's like a one and a bunch of different fucking, it's a lot of fucking... Class 4-4 or something, probably. You fucking... Not for Amsterdam, but I don't know.

Anyway, so what? You went on tour. You went on tour. How'd it go, man? Your first, like, international-type tour. It was unbelievable. Right up to the point where I got arrested. It was the best week of my life.

Unbelievable. And you went away with who? There was another band with you? Billy Bob Thornton and the Boxmasters. Man, you went on tour with Sling Blade. Yes. You know how fucking huge that is? Yes, I do.

He's handsome, too. Randy. Don't tell me he was hitting on Billy Bob. Oh, constantly? I wasn't hitting on him. He took me aside and said, can you tell your friend to stop hitting on him? You were hitting on him. Maybe flirt me aside and said, can you tell your friend to stop hitting on me? You were hitting on him.

Maybe flirted a little bit, but it's just... I just told him you look nice and it's... He's not into you, Randy. At all. Did he do, like, the sling blade voice? He did it for me. He didn't do it for anybody else. I got to have a conversation with Carl Childers.

What's a sling blade? Some people to have a conversation with Carl Childers. What's a sling blade? Some people call it a kaiser blade. I call it a sling blade. What, you use it to cut bread? Kaiser rolls and... No, it's to hack somebody's fucking head off when they piss somebody off.

That's a machete. My God, you're fucking... There's different types of fucking things to cut things with, Randy. Like heads off, you can use a sling blade, machete, a blade from a fucking lawnmower, which I think he used at one point. Yes, indeed. That's what fans bring them to get signed. No way.

They bring lawnmower blades. See, that's fucking cool, man. You've got the name. Yeah, but some dick we'd showed up with a box of 24 lawnmower blades. Probably got them on sale, I'd say. Randy, you... It's people, mainly collectors, that sell shit, you know, like on eBay and stuff. Like 24 blades isn't...

He's gonna probably make hundreds of bucks off that. He didn't sign them, though, did he? He signed, yes, a lot of them. That would fucking hack the guy's hand off. Probably be pretty heavy, I would think. They would be, Randy. Carry that around. Yeah, so we played in Prague.

Prague. Bubz, tell me something. Prague, I heard it's one of the best party places in the world. Unbelievable. The ladies, are they beautiful. Oh my God. As you think, you could imagine, like a nice... The fellas too, just a good looking, just a good looking population.

Really? A lot of attractive folks. A lot of obesity over there or what, is everybody nice? I didn't, I was the biggest that I saw over there. Husky. Fucked. But everyone's drinking, Julian. Everyone has a drink. You could just walk around drinking.

No way, man. See? You don't get in trouble. Oh, fuck. Why are we living here, man? Listen to this. We went to a bar called Hemingway's that Billy Bob sent us to. They have these big glass bowls like this,

and it's got a big spout coming off it with a spigot. Yeah. And they put the absinthe in there with the ice, and then you pour it yourself into your glass. Like a little teapot. Like a little glass teapot with liquor in it. It was delicious. It was one of the best things I've ever drank.

Absinthe cocktails. Can I get one of those glasses around here? No, they're made specifically for the bar. What about Amazon or something like that? Can I order it? They don't sell them. He fucking can't. They're only made for the bar.

I've got a picture of it. We'll dig it out. Was it good booze? It was delicious. Absinthe. Makes you rate great. Shit's green, isn't it? Yes.

Did the writer guy go there? Is that what they called it then? Yes. Yes, Ernest Hemingway. The writer guy. What did he write? He wrote a book called Randy's Fucked in the Head. Did you ever read it? You should. You should, man. Fucked in the head? I just don't know. Well, that's what the book's title is, man, which means most Randys are fucked in the head. So then we went to Berlin. Randy hit the sex clubs. We went to the normal bar.

How'd you feel in Berlin, man, with all the shit that's happened down there? It went down over the years there. Were you kind of like, whoa? It was a little... Was it kind of eerie? It was a little creepy. A lot of shit went down there, Randy.

We got trapped in an elevator. Yeah. Did you learn anything when you were there, Randy? Like, a little history and shit? Yeah, there was went down there, Randy. We got trapped in an elevator. Yeah. Did you learn anything when you were there, Randy? Like, a little history and shit? Yeah, there was a fountain there, and you're not supposed to swim in it, apparently. What kind of fucking fountain you were allowed to swim in? Well, I forgot. It's not a swimming pool.

It's a fucking fountain. Well, I mean, it's like a pool. It was hot. It was friggin' hot, too. Probably. It was like a pool. What, do they test the chlorine in it and shit every day? They got like a pool boy? Probably, I would think so. It was this weird fountain with statues of people with their wieners out,

and Randy just was fixated on it. There we go. See? There was one baby that was really upset there. Why? Because you were probably well erect being in the fountain of the cocks. No, it was a statue baby with, I think, maybe a horse was peeing on him or something. A horse pissing on a baby.

Something, maybe, maybe. With cocks and everything. There was no horse pissing on the baby. But he was crying, remember? That was just water from the fountain rushing over, like, spilling over his head. Jesus, you're dumb. A fountain with a horse pissing on a baby. I don't know how you put up with him, man.

Were you the same, like, bus as him? Yes. What about the smell? Bad. Lots of gas? Just gurgling, farting, shitting himself. I only shit once myself. Once is all you need to do on a bus to piss everybody off, Randy. I thought it was a fart you mean.

Then we went to Amsterdam, Randy met a fella named Stevie. He was getting backies all day. Alright, that's a good way to get around. Describe Stevie for everybody out there. Stevie is about six feet tall. Just a little bit of hair, like around. He didn't have it on the top of his head. He was pretty young.

He was probably about 62 or so. Older fella. Youthful. Lot of energy? Yeah. Nice physique. I put one of those, you know, those smart tag things on Randy. He tried to tell me he wasn't in the red light district.

And then I tracked him and he went to 17 different. I didn't know that was the district though. I just thought it was. 17 different fucking shops. Ladies and male. No, I had to use the bathroom. I was, you know, number one and two. Who goes to the red light district to have a piss?

I didn't know it was called that. I pissed 17 times in four hours. Yeah. I think I had an infection or something. Did you... Infection? I don't want to ask this, but... What do you think you got an infection?

UTI. That's what they call it. A UTI. A STI, they call it. A UTI? What the fuck is a UTI? Isn't that a type of car? Urinary tract infection.

Yeah, okay. But he had a sex... FTI. Julian, a man's urethra is much longer than a woman's. So if you get it, it goes deep. It has nothing to do with the size of your penis either. It just keeps going like it goes in. What, the infection in your... All the piss hole fucking tubes and shit.

No, your urethra. Yeah, the tubes. Yeah. That's your piss tube. piss hole fucking tubes and shit. No, your urethra. Yeah, the tubes. Yeah. That's your piss tube. P-tube, yeah. All right, so you met some dude named Steve. You got an STD. Steve, I'm him.

Steve is Stevie. I didn't get any STD. You went to 17 different fucking stops. The toilets are different over there. All right, were any of these ladies, did you mix it up? No. Just all dudes? Fellas.

I thought you would, like, go to both. I talked to a few. I talked to a bunch of people, actually. Yeah, fell in the canal drunk. Found a bike, though, in there. You get hit by a bike. Yeah. You get fucking smoked by a moped.

I can just... Plung them right up in the air. Oh, yeah, I could see that, man. The hash is so strong in Amsterdam. It's delicious. It's really good. Then we went to London. That's right.

London, England. Played at the Garage. Garage. Fantastic. Where's the Garage? Have I ever been to the Garage? No. It's a live music club in London.

Went there. Then we went to Liverpool. Liverpool. That was fun. Played there at the Cavern Club with the Beatles. The Beatles played there? They started their whole fucking career there. The sign said they played something like almost 300 times at that place.

300 times? Yeah, they played there all the time when they were just starting out. So Randy pissed everyone in there off, too. Pissed the owners off. Clogged the toilet. The only toilet in the dressing room Randy put a fucking big shit log in. That's an old toilet, isn't it?

It is an old toilet. The toilets don't flush good, though, I find. They're different. They don't flush good when you put a fucking hockey puck, fucking circumference fucking shit log in there. Yeah, and it was coming out pretty... I can't even imagine the fucking toilet paper you must go through in one sitting.

Well, no, I use four squares and fold it up. And wipe. Four squares? Well, then you fold it. I do it like three times, depending. You get three. Listen, it's good. That mess down there...

You get three wipes from one square. I don't wipe. I dab, usually. Dab. Well, if you wipe, you just spread the poop all over the place. Jesus Christ. So dab. You know what?

You need a fucking bidet. You need to be sprayed down, because I can smell you right now. It all makes sense now. Since I got the hairs arranged there proper, now it's much cleaner down there, Julian. For some reason. Well, isn't that nice? I had some long hairs.

Like mutant ones I bet, huh? They were, well, they were too long. Anyway, they're gone now. So has anybody, like, been behind you when you're in the heat of the moment and they're, like, grabbing your hair on your ass like a mane, like a fucking horse. I'm not like a freaking horse, Julian.

People do that to you? I just didn't know. I hope it doesn't grow back thicker. Oh, it's gonna. Oh, it does. It's gonna grow back thicker and grayer. You're gonna have a fucking great-looking ass. I don't think I...

It's gray down here. Gray hole. You're gonna look like Gandalf. Gandalf's mouth. That's amazing. Was he in Harry Potter? No. What was he in? Lord of the Rings.

Oh. Gandalf. Oh, that creepy little freaky guy. All right, I don't know if you guys fucking know this or not, but Bubz, one of your heroes, passed away a couple days ago, a few days ago. Who did? Pee-wee. Oh, I knew that.

Pee-wee. That's fucked up. He was funny. Poor Pee-wee. Ooh, man, he had a rough go, man. You know what I mean? Well, he was great up until he got, you know, a little crazy. Yeah.

But I used to love watching Pee-wee. He went crazy, but then he came back, I think, and people kind of loved him again, but... What did he do? I guess he was just yanking. Nah, he was yanking off in a fucking... Porn-o-theater. Porn-o-theater. But, you know, he's old... The guy's... It's Pee-Wee. I don't know if Pee-Wee was getting laid much.

You would think he was, but maybe not. Like, you see these bigger people, and kind of nerdy people, that they're celebrities that get laid anyway. Yeah. I don't know if he was one of them that got laid anyway, because he was... But he's dead.

Everybody probably wanted him to put the suit on, you know, and he probably didn't want it. Must have drove him. Yeah, how can you be romantic looking like a fucking nerdy little fuck? Huh? How did he talk? He went, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee,eeeeee, something like that. What did he do? Yeah, that's him Randy. That's him Randy. He's getting perfect.

What a tribute. Fucking Rich Little over there. Rich Little? That's the fucking name I haven't heard in a long time. Rich Little. Canadian impressionist. He was Canadian? Wasn't he?

Don't know man. I don't think so. Rich Little. Fucking amazing though. Rich Little Bird. I can do some impressions. Rich Little? Fucking amazing, though. Rich Little Bird. I can do some impressions. All right, give us one. Scooby-Doo.

Fuck. Fucking terrible. I know, that's your... You do Scooby-Doo. Who else? Who else do you got? Garbage. I don't know anybody else. Johnny Carson.

Don't know, really. Come Carson. Don't know, really. Come on. Yeah. Okay, he's getting there. Keep going. Say something. Oh, very good. Very nice.

Uh-huh, yeah. That's what he used to say to that Ed McMahon guy, didn't he? No, he didn't. There you go. All right, do Sebastian Bach. I know him because he goes, dude! Hey, dude! Hey, dude! Rock and roll!

That's Baz. Who wants to be cut for him? He's a handsome man. Kermit the Frog, do you got that little fucker down? No, I don't have to. Try it, man. Come on. You probably have to plug your nose. You look really good, Julian.

Jesus Christ, that was a lot of fucking good, man. Come on, Randy, you should start a new career. You should go on fucking thorns. I don't hear you guys doing these impressions. Because I know I can't, all right? You should get, imagine him getting up on stage trying to do this shit. You should.

Fucking pelt it. You should. I'd figured out throat there, doing Kermit. Probably fucked up your throat doing Stevie too, I bet. No, that's not true. So what, okay, Stevie, what happened to this motherfucker? He's over in Amsterdam. I don't know. After Amsterdam, we lost touch.

I was trying every day. Tried. Yeah. You should head back over and try to find him, man. I guess I doubt it. We were in Glasgow, too. Oh, Skyline, huh? Yes.

What was that like? Fantastic. We weren't there, you know, for a while since we'd been there, but it was... Last time we were there, we got pretty heavy-duty drunk. Yeah. Thick accent. I had a hard time understanding the folks. Randy put his hand up some guy's kilt. No, he didn't.

They don't wear anything under there. You did? But so that means, were you checking or you just knew that? Well, I had to know. Anyway, you know what? It makes it real easy to go to the bathroom. You can just go. You should wear a kilt, Julian.

You look good. Fuck off, Randy. What, are you wanting to grab people's balls? I wouldn't grab nothing. You can just go. You should wear a kilt, Julian. You look good. Fuck off, Randy. What, you want to grab people's balls? I wouldn't grab nothing. I'd just watch them. Bullshit, man. You'd be able to roll around. I know the way you operate. Actually, I think kilts are a good idea because it's air conditioning for your privates.

So, you're a ball grabber, Randy. That's right. I don't grab. I gently press. I think the only time kilts are cool is when they're in movies like Braveheart. Then they're kind of cool. Again, if you need to pee or poo, you're right away. Very quickly. Why is it always about pissing and shitting with you, man?

Very important things in life. Yes. It is important, Randy. Yeah. Holy fuck, boy. Well, this has been a ton of fun. So we don't know how long you guys are gonna be in. Might be a couple weeks. Yes, it is important, Randy. Holy fuck, boy. Well, this has been a ton of fun. So we don't know how long you guys are going to be in. Might be a couple, I mean, I'm in for a bit.

Ricky's in solitary. Well, they told me indefinitely until they can get the courts all backed out. I didn't even have any on me. I'm an accomplice. You got to fucking watch who you hang out with, buddy. Well, they said, are you traveling together? I said, no, I've never met the man.

And then Randy yells to me, hey, Bubbles, is the car coming to get us? That's why I'm here, lying to the police officers. Ah, you'll get off, man. Fuck them. Must be almost time to go now, isn't it? What, you guys want to wrap this up soon, or what are we doing?

I don't know. Well guys want to wrap this up soon, or what are we doing? I don't know. Well, I'm turning this. Well, if I could care, we just got word from the producer. We got another fucking... We're contractually obligated. Do some things. Let's talk about you, Julian.

What have you been doing while we were away? He's in jail. I'm in jail, dumb fuck. What do you think I've been doing? I've been making money, I've been getting drunk, and I've been talking to a bunch of dickheads, man. You know what? Jail's full of a lot of fucking dickheads. What is it, Gen X? Is that the new fucking generation of kids?

What is it, Gen? No, not Gen X. Gen Z? Anyway, whatever the fuck it is, they're fucked. They're dumb. Kids are fucking dumb these days. Especially ones that end up in jail. Like, when we got into jail back in our 20s or whatever, it was usually over, you know, something cool. Not today, man. Kids are fucked. What are they in jail for?

Oh, just doing stupid things like fucking getting caught smoking dope in the college bathrooms and shit like they think they're cool You know you're fighting then they tell them to fuck off and Motley Crue had a song called smoking in the boys room Good song See this is what I've been dealing with how good how are you still fucking sane man? Well, he was my roadie. I did a good job, too. I would've lost him, man.

I didn't do a good job, Randy. I could move a case. You should've left that big heap of shit over in fucking Amsterdam. Julian. Kenny Mayer comes in under fire for hiring strippers for the Father's Day celebration. Who did?

This guy, this Mayer man from, uh, it's a Mexican state. I can't, I can't pronounce it. But this guy is probably a, this guy likes to have a good time. See, this is a place I would definitely vote for this guy. Manuel is his name. Yeah, I just thought it was a good idea to get some strippers to come over and hang out with them. In the office. Probably not a bad idea, is it?

No children were allowed. No women were allowed as well in this little party. And they're like in this auditorium, and the boys are all lying down on the ground, and strippers are coming over and fucking straddling, getting down on them. Good fucking time, man. They know how to party in Mexico.

Oh, yeah. I fucking love it there, man. I'm going to Mexico. When? Don't know, but I'm going. Can I come with you? Yes. Oh, yeah.

Let's go to Mexico. You know, there's a lot of Mexican people down there. Yeah, and they have tacos, too. Not just beef. They got chicken, and they got the pork ones and some fish. And they've got the beautiful señoritas. Señorita? Yeah, man.

Yeah. All right, listen, here's another story about this dumb fuck who gets light bulbs stuck in mouth while attempting a stupid online challenge. I did not know this online challenge existed, but the guy has a fucking light bulb stuck in his mouth. What's the challenge? Stick a light bulb up your ass?

Stick the no right in your mouth. It should have been up your arse, though, I guess. Did you ever put a light bulb in your mouth, Randy, or anything shaped like one? No, but I did put one just right in the end of my bum, and I took a battery and put it on my tongue, and it lit up. No. Yeah. We are conductors of electricity.

Sour potatoes. It was low wattage. You lit it. You put conductors of electricity. Sour potatoes. It was low wattage. You lit it. You put a light bulb up your arse. Ah, frick, it was a flashlight. That's right. So I just had...

You put a flashlight up your ass. Just a little mag light. A mag light. A mag, just... Just like the little one. I don't care if it was a big massive one. It's still a flashlight going wild. I just...

Someone dared me and I did it. You ever been dared, Julian? Was it Stevie? I bet you you could fit one in your bum bum. Fuck off, Randy. It's still a flashlight going wide. Someone dared me and I did it. You ever been dared, Julian? I bet you you could fit one in your bum bum. Fuck off, Randy. Did you get your prostate checked like you were supposed to? It's not something you talk about in front of fucking cameras, you dumb fuck. What is wrong with you?

He wants to shove a mag light up your ass. I know he does. Does he still have the mag? Do you have it up there still? It's the one I loaned to you and you needed it. That one. No, no, no. Yeah.

Don't fucking tell me I got a mag in my ass. You're using an arse, slut. I'm clean, though. No, you're not. Yeah, I use... Nobody's clean inside of their hole. If you use those little, what are they, douches or whatever? Douches?

What the fuck is wrong with you, man? You gotta keep things clean. A douché. Yeah. What's a douché? A fucking douchebag. You gotta keep things clean. A douché. Yeah. What's a douché? A fucking douchebag. He was a crooner, Mel Douché. Mel.

Mel Tormé. Oh. Who was he? He was who I'm talking about. Is he on The Muppet Show? Fuck. What? On The Muppet Show?

Where are you? I think I... How did you handle being around him, man? He sounds like he's fucking talking to you. I'm mentally wiped. I feel bad for you. All right, here's another fucking brilliant son of a fucking whore. A couple sell an 18-month-old baby to buy a new iPhone 14.

A seller baby. You stupid motherfuckers. Traded the baby in for an iPhone. Did it come with a free charger? I guess it doesn't matter. No, that's not it. Unlimited data, probably, I bet. Data is expensive.

What the fuck? Like, why does your brain go to the fucking data plan? You're talking about a kid getting fucking sold for a phone. That doesn't sound right. If these people ended up in this jail, they would be beat every fucking day. Maybe the kid was a real dick, though. You don't know.

It's an eight-month-old fucking baby. How much of a dick can you be in eight months of life? Yeah, you wouldn't know yet, I don't think. He might have been crying a lot, though. Shitting and throwing his shit around. Nah, I think they just wanted a fancy iPhone. They're like, what the fuck do we have? Checking out the assets, let's go.

Let's fucking sell Ronnie. Get fucking Ronnie out of here. Let's pawn Ronnie, we'll get him back at some point. Yeah, they'd probably think they could. Probably just got the phone, they could tell the cops. Didn't say, let's get our... Jesus fucking Christ. Who would have thought Cuba and Havana have the largest fucking ice cream parlor on Earth?

They serve 30... Well, it's hot there. There's 30,000 people, though, a day, man. I mean, the population's like, what the fuck's going on over there? It's hot. People need ice cream. It's sweltering. That's a lot of ice cream, though.

That's what the Bay of Pegs was all about. Ice cream. People pegging out on it. Gelato? That's good stuff. We had some of that over there, remember? No. It's like whipped cream. Whipped ice cream. Oh, shut up, Randy.

All right, that Floyd man dresses as cop, works alongside real traffic policemen for two fucking months. Police are stupid. Dumb. He just dressed up as a cop. He dressed up like the rest of the boys and he's like, fuck, hey, go this way. No, fuck you, go that way.

He does it for two months. Like, what is wrong with this person? He didn't even get paid. No shit. Well, I don't think he did. Oh, if he could pull it off where he was getting a paycheck, that would be impressive. Pension, too. Victor.

His name is Victor. He's 48 years old, unemployed. Oh, this guy was from Russia. Okay. Dirty Russian. He's in a... Okay, then... He's probably just proving a point.

No, he didn't get paid, man. Oh, but he did take bribes for motorists. See? No, he's just proving a point. No, he didn't get paid, man. Oh, but he did take bribes for motorists. See? That is smart. Yeah. Victor is just taking himself up a few notches. He was ripping people off.

That's right. I fucking love this guy. Victor the Russian. The Russian clown? The Russian scam artist. I think that's the number one name. What was the Russian guy we met? What was his name? Igor?

I thought it was Frank, no? Frank. Igor. Frank. Igor. Oh, yeah. Igor was from Russia. Igor Jerkyolov.

Jerkyolov? Something like that. Jerkyolov? Something like that. Igor Jerkyolov. Get your mind out of the gutter. You didn't do anything. Don't come at me with this shit, okay? You didn't do anything. Piece of shit. Igor, jerk your arm. Get your mind out of the gutter. Don't come at me with this shit, okay? Piece of shit. Okay, okay.

What's Igor's deal? Oh, listen to this one. Forgot to tell you this one. We were playing in Prague. Okay. Was it Prague? No, it was in Berlin. Where was the SO36 club? That was in Berlin. We were playing in Berlin. Where was the SO36 club?

That was in Berlin. We were playing in Berlin. Yeah. And it was Prague. Yeah, no, it was Prague, actually. We were playing in Prague anyway. This fucking guy comes up to me and he goes, Yogurt! Yogurt!

And he starts hugging me. And I go, what? He goes, you're Yogurt. Yogurt? I go, what? He goes, you're Yogurt. Jokers. I go, what are you talking about? Ricky Julian and Yogurt. No. And I go, what the fuck are you talking about?

I thought I was on mushrooms or something. Turns out he's from Slovenia or Slovakia and bubbles translates to yogurt. So in that country, they call it Ricky, Julian, and yogurt. I'm fucking yogurt. Yogurt. Yogurt. Yogurt's good for you.

Well, I know, but I couldn't believe that I was yogurt. He was freaking out, yogurt, I can't believe it's you, yogurt. He's hugging me and shit. So how did you find out that yogurt was? He could speak English, so I started to's you, Yogurt. He's hugging me and shit. So how did you find out that Yogurt was... I... he could speak English, so I started to ask him, why in the fuck are you calling me Yogurt? He goes, you are Yogurt. I love you, you're Yogurt.

And I'm like, I'm not Yogurt. I'm a human. And then we figured it out. He goes, no, in my country, bubbles means, translates to yogurt. Yeah. Yogurt. Yeah. That was pretty cool.

It would make that song Tiny Bubbles. That would change up the lyrics a little bit. Tiny yogurt. Greek yogurt, though, that's thick yogurt. It's high in protein, too. I can't sit here and talk about yogurt with this fucking... We weren't in Greece, Randy, luckily. Jesus. We should go. You know what? I should go.

That's it for me. I can't handle this fuckhead anymore. Thanks, guys. See you guys. Well, where can we go to your cell? You can't. You can't. You can come to my cell. You're not allowed. Let's play Monopoly. Come on Julian, I want a liquor drink. Alright, let's go Yogurt. Go have a shower.

You stay here, fuckhead. Go have a shower. I'm going to Julian's. I'll talk to you guys later. Fuck off Randy. No, you probably won't Randy. I'll see you in a little bit. What the frig are you guys gonna do? Sign off, say goodbye.

See you later everybody, thanks for tuning in. Terima kasih telah menonton! Thank you.