Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 11 - How to Rob a Bank, Nicely

Episode Date: August 10, 2020

Happy Bank Robbery Friday! Bubbles is baked, Ricky feels like a duck in a glass, and Julian needs a massage and a date - but has he lost his sexual guava? The Boys also discuss the 'rona, Randy water torture, and growing an arm cock! Also: Why the f**k are the Boys having a circle drawing contest?!

Don't, Ricky, don't fuck up the paper. This is, I laid that out for you for a reason. Okay. Something I wanted, just something I wanted to do. Fuck, I didn't leave you, did I leave you a pencil? You're like a duck under glass. I'm not like a duck under anything. I need a massage, man. Like bad.

Well... Fucking... I'm not massaging him. I need... you gotta... you gotta like poke around and pinpoint where I fucked my shoulder up, man. Like seriously. Well, first of all, there's glass between us for a reason. I'm not gonna get my hands all all over you without gloves and a mask.

Well, can you use this maybe? It's kind of like you could. Here you go. No, I can't fucking. There you go. Use your muscles. Fuck's sake, I'm trying, man. Is that a hockey stick scraper?

Yeah. Where did I get that? You've had that for fucking years, man. That's a great idea. Didn't Jacob give that to you? Play hockey and scrape your window. Ricky, you've had that for fucking years, man. That's a great idea. Didn't Jacob give that to you? Play hockey and scrape your window. Ricky, you've had that thing. You've played with that thing probably 50 times.

That's three bucks. I think I'm losing my brain. Losing it? Fuck's sakes. What did you do to your shoulder? Jack? I got back into working out since I've been home, and I tried some fucking stupid exercise that I saw online.

So I fucked. This is a good exercise. I tried it. Whoever fucking came up with it, it's fucked. Now do you want to tell Ricky what really happened? Because I know. What happened? Well, I'll let you know.

He joined a group. He's on Zoom calls working out with other fellas over Zoom. And he was showing off doing one iron for a chump. He was showing off on a Zoom call. That's what I was doing, Buffs. That's fucked. Can you just picture me doing that? I can actually.

Fuck off, man, come on. What's the group called, the Zoom group? I gotta move around. No, just... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! What? This is the limit right here. You can't breach.

Step back, please, sir. What's the difference between me being here and being there? Like, everything's... Look, hey! No. Turn your mouth and shoot it that way. This is your... You keep testing me. By the way, I don't have fucking COVID.

You don't know that. You could be an asymptomatic super spreader. I don't. The testing was fun. I was all sweaty and... Are you kidding me, man? What do you need back there? I can get you anything you need. Just the cards. Give me those cards. Did you check your fever this week?

Yes, man. I'm 36.1. Cards. A deck of cards. Let's go. What, are you going to do a card trick? No, man. I just want to fucking keep moving here. Buzz, what are you doing? I'm just getting them on there. What, what are you doing? Just getting them on there. What, are they contaminated with something? Well, I'm trying not to contaminate them.

Okay, now just wait. That first piece of paper that you touched goes into the garbage. Sorry for touching your fucking paper. Well, this is how you keep the fucking curve flattened. It sucks being paranoid, but you have to, I guess. You got to take extra precautions. I know, I know, I know, I know. All right, are we going to welcome people to August 7th? Is it August 7th already? August 7th already.

I think it is. Jesus, the time is just going by like... Yeah. Too quick. Sucks. Summer's going to be gone again. Welcome to Perk After Dirk. I'm Jimmy Fishbowl. Jimmy Fishbowl.

Get it? Get it, Ricky? That's a good one. It's not really that funny. It is. It warranted really that funny. It is. It weren't that much laughing. Johnny Fishbowl. Because, I mean, Johnny Aquarium probably would have been better.

Johnny Aquarium. That's what would be cool. We should fill it up with water to about here. No, Ricky. I'm not going to sit in water for a fucking half hour. All right, here it is, August the 7th. Yeah? How was your guys' first week back?

It's fucking weird to kind of hide in here, but, you know, I guess it's no different, really, than living in the woods, except you see more people. Well, and you're not in the woods. Still not going anywhere, though. Fuck all that. What? I'm still not going anywhere.

Fuck that, man. No. I know. I got your groceries for you this week. I don't know. You know what? I don't know how fucking people, especially like if you're in your 20s, you want to get out there and do some drinking and bagging and stuff

and get a girlfriend, whatever. How are they doing it these days? They're not. Must be phone sex or video sex. Not everybody's interested in that either. What do you mean? Who isn't? Lots of people. Lots of people's whole lives don't revolve

around getting banged. When you're 20, 19, whatever, 18, you want to have a, you know, get banged. It's just normal. I have a girlfriend. I suppose. I guess that's all I did back then.

It's not happening now, man. I've tried to get a couple of dates going this past week and it's fucked. They think I have COVID, number one, because of you freaking out the other day. What was his name? The guy that turned you down? I don't know what's going on, boys. Well, don't lose your... Don't lose your sexual guava.

My what? His what? Sexual guava. Guava? Your... Isn't that the thing you put off? No, your aura. Aura? Guava? Your aura. I fucked that the thing you put off? No, your aura. Aura.

Guava. I fucked that up worse than Ricky would have. Isn't guava a place? Some kind of a plant, isn't it? A guava plant? Guava is not a place, I don't think. I thought I heard something. I said, I'm from guava.

No, you're thinking, you're probably mixing up Guatemala and Guava. Are you thinking Guavamala? I might be. Is that Guavamala? No, there's a Guava too, man. There's definitely a Guava. A place? Yes.

Oh, no, it's Guan. Oh, there's a Guava. There's got to be a Guava. A little place called Guavamala. You guys want to hear a song? Guavamo. A little place called Guavamo. No, that sounds like Guantanamo.

You don't want to go there, Guav... Guantavamo. What is Guantavamo? That's a... Ricky, what was in the fucking... Isn't that a place where they torture people? I'm baked, aren't I? You are.

Want a Toffle Bowl? Yeah. Well, don't eat scrambled fucking eggs with weed butter if you don't want to get high. Why do I do this to myself? They were fucking good. They were fucking good. Every fucking time I eat something that he's touched,

I end up high as a kite. You know what? It's been awesome. Here's some fun OMG facts for this week. Can't wait to hear them, man. Was I just talking about Guantanamo Bay? Yes, man. You're fine.

I hope they don't pick you up and take you there and torture you. Is that what they do there? Don't they waterboard people and shit? Yes, it's a fucking horrible place. You don't want to end up there. You did something fucking horrific if you're down there. What is a water board? What do they do to you again? I know that something, I know it involves water. It's like fabric over your face and they keep dumping it and

it leaks into your nose and down. It's basically like slow drowning you, I think. Fuck. It's not nice apparently. It's fucking horrific. What do they do? They put a... They put, like, a cloth over your face, and then they pour water on it, and it seeps into your nose, and I don't know, actually. You know, we should experiment with Randy. No, we're not waterboarding Randy. We're not going to fucking, like, kill him or anything.

Or, like, make him pass out. We could pretend we're going to. Why would we torture Randy? Why wouldn't we? Because it's not nice, and he didn't do anything to deserve it. He probably did do stuff. We just don't know about it. So torture him then.

Torture it out of him. Torture him and find out what he's done to us that we don't know about. Ricky, he's just going to start making stuff up. That's what happens when you torture people. They start making stuff up that they think you want to hear. And then you torch them harder. We're not torturing Randy. I think we should at least do a test.

It's not torture if you keep it going for hours. I'm not fucking waterboarding Randy under any circumstances. I'm sorry. Well, what's the more tortures? The drip one. Let's tie him up and fucking just drip some. Water torture. Yeah.

No, that takes too long. No, drip burn or cigarette. We'll just put cigarettes on him. We do that anyway. That's nothing new. Guess which month has the most murders? December. August.

So we're in for some doozies this month. Yeah, it's getting hot. People get all fucking like, yeah. People are rang up with the Rona. All pissed off. It's murder month, is it? Yeah. School's going back.

They don't want to go back. Summer's almost... School's out for summer. Lame. Want to play cards, Bubz? Oh, you can't, because you're in a fucking goldfish bowl. And I also don't have coronavirus.

Humans are more likely to be killed by a vending machine than they are by a shark. I believe that. How does that work? Because people are always tipping them over. You know how you tip them trying to get the free...

Ah, so that's... And then it falls and crushes your head. That's pretty good. Like a grape. They should do a test. Like ten tanks with sharks in it, ten vending machines, put ten people in, fucking throw them in the... Well, that's...

No, the sharks are... How many people are... You know, I think that's a... The sharks are gonna win at that point. I know what you mean. Sharks just don't fucking eat people. Here, Julian, come here. I want to whisper something to you. No, no, no.

There's no fucking whisper. Lean in. See that? Didn't even affect you. Didn't even affect you. How do you know that? How do you know some of the little guys didn't go... They're not that fast, Ricky. It would take them... and go,

oh, there's the top of the thing. I'm going to head up there, get over there and get in that big sexual man meets lungs. Fuck it. I know. I'm just getting you going, bud. Okay, what's up with this thing?

The North Pole of Uranus is dark for 42 years at a time. How long is yours dark for, Bubbs? The North Pole of what? Uranus. It's pronounced Uranus, Ricky. Are you sure? Unless you're talking about anuses.

Uranus? Anus. Anus. The North Pole of Uranus. 42 years? You wouldn't want to live there. Imagine being dark for 42 years. Then finally it gets light years. Oh, thank fuck.

And by yourself on a fucking planet that's just fucked looking. Yeah. Can't pronounce that word. on oh it is friday so this is good most bank robberies occur on a friday see things are lining up here bubs i've been talking about how you can wear a mask in the bank now no one says shit this just spoke about robbing banks on fridays let's go rob a bank boys we're not robbing a bank some Fridays. Let's go rob a bank, boys. We're not robbing a bank. Just a little one.

A tiny bank. Just get enough money for the weekend. Have a fun one. You would, too, wouldn't you? If I said, let's go rob a bank, you'd go do it right now. Let's just say it would not take a lot to twist this guy's arm. If you wanted to do it, do you? No.

You sort of sound like you do. I kind of do. I don't want to rob a bank. Okay, a credit union. A credit union would be better. Why? Well, there's a smaller one. What about Costco?

Costco would be fucked. I'm too big to be talking about robbing Costco. Fuck. For Costco, there's just too many people. Someone would want to be a fucking hero and take you down, and then you're fucked. There's just too many people. So you'd rather go to the credit union where it's little old ladies working. Well, yeah.

Scare the shit out of them. They don't budge. You could be nice about, you know, if you're going to do it. Show me how you rob a bank nice. I'm not going to show it. Oh, you can. I mean... I've done it.

Ricky, show me how you rob a bank nice. Pretend I'm an old lady and I'm behind the cashier window here. Can I help you, sonny? I'm going to have my Rona mask on, right? Okay. Could I help you, sir? Hey, how's it going? It's wonderful.

Well, you look like a very nice lady and I definitely don't want to hurt you. So here's what's happening, darling. I got a gun. I could pull it out,

but I don't really want to. Oh, mercy. So I might freak people out. So just, if you could give me the money in your little drawer there, that would be great.

Hey, hey, hey. Hey. No, I would have stopped. Oh, that was just a little button I pushed. That just is the button I pushed to open the drawer. Oh, you fucking dumb cunt. Sorry, see, it's not easy. Oh, look, I alerted the police and now you're going to jail forever.

Because I'm old and I'm smarter than you. No, because you didn't involve me. I'd be there. The first thing you should have said was get your hands away from the fucking alarm button. That's what I would have said. I would have said, excuse me, ma'am. Sorry to inconvenience you,

but don't rob a bank nicely. It's hard to fucking be nice. Step back two feet, please. But it can be done. And I'd say continue, Rick. Yes, I'll step back. Continue, Ricky. Oh, could you please Put all the money that's in that drawer

In this little Why are you fucking tapping your foot now Oh cause we installed a foot alarm I would have been checking for the foot button You didn't know we had a foot buzzer did you They don't have one at the credit union Now the RCMP are also on their way The chances of you two getting out of here alive You know what have one at the credit union. Now the RCMP are also on their way.

The chances of you two getting out of here alive are very slim. We're getting rusty. No, no, no. It's just because we're not there doing it. That's the problem. I'd be watching for buttons and foot buttons and all that shit. It would take us, we'd be in and out in like 15 seconds.

Okay, here's your cash. Here's your cash. Take the bag. There you go. Boom! Oh, there was a fucking charge I put in there, and it just blew fucking dye all over your face. It'd be coming right from the till, and we'd be saying, don't be fucking gaming. Yeah, but I had stashed a little charge under the cash in case I got robbed.

It is a fuck of a lot harder to do these days, I will say that. So there, now you're covered in ink and you're dumb. No, we're not fucking robbing a bank downtown Halifax. It's the credit union, a muskadobit or something, man. Jesus Christ, they don't have all that shit. The stories are on their way. Actually, yeah, the RCMP station's right across the street, I think. Oh, you didn't think that was true, did you, you fucking dummy. Well, it's not okay.

I was using the sheet herber then. Way the fuck out there. Holy fuck, boys. You didn't check to see if the RCMP was in the same building as the bank. We're not going to rob a bank today. We'll wait until next Friday. All right. I proved my point.

Holy fuck. All here, boys. Hippopotamus is a long word. A hippopotamus can eat 88 pounds of soft grass a day. Grass. 88 pounds of grass. That's a lot of fucking grass. How much grass is that, Ricky? What's a lot of fucking grass. How much grass is that, Ricky?

What's a pound of weed? How much does a pound of weed take up? It's a pretty big satchel. So it would be at least 88 of those. That's a lot, man. Yeah, that's a lot of fucking food. And they're like vegetarian motherfuckers, aren't they? You think about it. When you eat a, you could eat a whole pizza. You probably take 88 mouthfuls while you're eating a whole pizza.

Because one bag, one Sobey's bag of grass is just like one snack to him. That's one bite. That's a lot of grass, man. It would take fucking a long time. Did not take years. No, it's all relative, because his fucking mouth's this big. So he just takes a whole bag and chews it up the same way you would chew up...

He's not eating a pound of grass in a bite. He might be. Sure he would be. Did you ever see a hippopotamus's mouth? Well, your mother kind of... She used to do the same thing when she was drunk. Roll around in the fucking lawn. She likes the 88 pounds of cock.

Hilarious. Just hilarious. Yeah. What the fuck is this all about? Yeah, man. You got these papers out. My liquor. Oh, man. That's a fuck-up, isn't it?

Just wait. I got to get that, Ricky. I'm going to have to get my mask on. No, Ricky. What? Look where your hand is. Right on the lip part. Is that bad?

Well, I mean, if you pass it to me now, you might as well. Okay. And I'll disinfect it. Now there's Rona all over the end of it. I don't have the Rona, man. There's the Rona. I'm Woodboy. Well, I'm just, I'll have to disinfect that before I,

and here, you know, these are, I don't have the Rona. Are you sure? Do you have anything to spray on them? No, man, is this one of those tests where they measure your brain? Oh, Ricky. Good. Not in the mood. Anything I do is a test measure of your brain. What?

Nothing. Julian can't hear me right now. I can hear you, man. What? Julian can't hear me right now. I can fucking hear you. Ricky can't hear me right now. What? I'm juggling. You can't hear me. I can fucking hear you. I can't hear you. What?

Ricky can't hear me. I can hear you. People at home can hear me because I got a microphone on, but Ricky can't hear me. What the fuck is he saying? I don't know, man. Okay. So. Stone bastard.

All right. I want you to just draw the best, try to draw a perfect circle. Question. What? Do you have sanitizer? Oh, does Ricky? Just pour some liquor on it. No, you touch that pen.

It's now on the table. I've got to touch it. I don't know where the fuck you've been, man. Pour some liquor on it. Just dip it in your liquor drink. I can't dip it in my liquor drink, man. It definitely doesn't have the Rona. I just washed my hands right before the thing, and I do not have the Rona.

Just remember not to touch your hand, your feet, your face. All right, all right, I got an idea. Don't touch your face, man. Let's get a couple papers. Jesus Christ, man. What a waste of fucking perfectly good rolling papers. See? This will make you happy, Bubs?

What is it we had to draw? A square? A circle. Oh. A perfect circle. What's the difference between a circle and a perfect circle? Well, a perfect circle is just the best you can make it. Okay.

What are we doing? So that it's perfectly round, Ricky. Draw a perfect circle. Why? I just want you to try it because I want to show you something. Draw the best circle, like the most perfect circle you can draw. Easy. Fuck.

Mine was good, but not perfect. A little off at the top, but not too fucking bad. That's pretty good, man. That's pretty good, actually, Ricky. Yeah, I. That's pretty good, man. That's pretty good actually, Ricky. Yeah, I sliced off this part here, though. That's not bad. Okay, now I want you to watch this video. Watch this video.

Oh, what a perfect circle. Did you fucking see that circle? How is that even possible? It's... I don't know, but he does it. Circle. Did you fucking see that circle? How is that even possible? It's, I don't know, but he does it. He just goes, whew. I don't think it's real. Hang on to that.

You're standing up, man. Oh, you're dropping, you're dropping rona all over the place. No, don't, you're gonna mark on all over the place. No, you're going to mark on the glass. Nope. Watch this. Okay, he went. No.

He had the fucking, you know. I like the little easel thing. He either traced it. No, he didn't trace it. It was too fast. Trace it? I think the circle was already there, and they just blocked it out for the first part of the video, maybe.

No, because he washed the whole board. Fuck. He did wash it. That would be a good trick, though, if he somehow could reveal it. If it was already there, and he just wiped the back. And number one or two or whatever the fuck we're on, why is there a competition for this? Yeah, what the fuck is wrong with this guy? Who does that?

I don't know. How many hours has he spent drawing circles? A lot. He's got something figured out. There's a trick to it. I think it's just, you just keep your arm in a perfect... It's just locked? Yeah, he just somehow locks his arm.

I don't have a big enough paper. That's why. Well, yeah, that's what I was saying. Yeah. It's probably not that difficult. Did you do it? Show me yours again. That was pretty...

Not bad. It's not bad, but I fucked up this pair right here. Oh, no, it's not as good as I thought. No. It's an oval. That's an oval, Ricky. You give me an hour in front of the chalkboard, I'd be able to do it, man. An hour?

Hour. Tops. No chance. But who would want to do that for an hour? That is a great oval. Next time, if we ever end up in jail again, we're going to get the circle thing going. Okay. Put some bets on it, you know?

There's more than that guy that can do it Fucking weird, man, if you ask me I'm baked Okay, those are some good eggs Where's New Guinea? New Guinea? Yeah It must be near Australia because

These guys had a bad day They were trying to smuggle a bunch of cocaine To Australia from New Guinea Because these guys had a bad day. They were trying to smuggle a bunch of cocaine to Australia from New Guinea. And they put in too much cocaine and the plane was too heavy to take off and it crashed. Oh. 500 kilos. Getting greedy. Said it was worth about $80 million.

And it burned up? No. They crashed and then the fucking government got it all. Jesus. There's four or five, and they're all going to jail for life. Well, they got greedy. They shouldn't have loaded her up. I mean, even $60 million worth. You know, the pilot was saying, no fucking way.

And they were like, yes, fucking way. Get up there, or else we're going to fucking throw you into the prop. Don't be a pussy. You can do it. Right in the prop. We're going to crash. You think you might want to do a little more research about what type of plane it is, how much weight. Yeah, and have an actual load master calculate it.

It's pretty fucking dumb. They basically, well, 500 kilos is a lot. That's a lot of money, man. It's like a fucking horse. You're dying if you fuck up with that much. It's like putting a horse on a plane. I guarantee you they didn't have a loadmaster. Like your mom.

Like Julian? Hey, yes. Beat you to it. Julian. Huh? Would you, um, if you could make money as a loadmaster, would you take the job?

As a loadmaster? Yeah. Babs. No. You wouldn't. Not that I know. loadmaster. Would you take the job? As a loadmaster? Yeah. Baps, no. You wouldn't. Not that I know. You're just fucking reeling me in here, man. I know what you're doing. Do you know what a loadmaster does? Well, there's been stories

about some people in your family being loadmasters and that's pretty fucking disgusting. That's not what a loadmaster does. Okay, what's a loadmaster? He calculates the load on an airplane. Yeah.

It's got nothing to do with load. And they make about 200 grand a year. Since you suck at math, you probably wouldn't be great at it. No, I'm good at fucking math. Remember when you had that scabby sex disease on your cock and you thought you were going to lose it? What? No. No, I didn't. I do.

He's boisterous. Anyway, it wouldn't have been as bad as you thought because this guy over in England somewhere lost his penis from a blood or some kind of infection. And they're growing a brand new one for him on his arm. They're growing a cock on

his arm? Yep. And it's actually two inches longer than his old cock, so. What? That story has a happy ending. What part of his fucking arm is it growing? I've heard of that guy, Dougie Armcock. No, man, that's not real. Get it?

Look it up in your smart box if you don't believe me. It is real. The smart box is not working. He's actually pissed off. And the reason he went to the news is because it's now been growing on his arm for four fucking years. And they haven't finished the surgery. So he's been Dougie Armcock for four years. So what is he doing with this thing?

Where is it on his arm, Ricky? I don't believe this, man. Is there a picture of it? There could be. He was only supposed to grow it for two years, but now it's been growing for four. He's getting a little frustrated. Why is he just low on the fucking list? Why is he just low on the fucking list?

Like, I've heard of fucking, you've seen, like, the rats and shit with the ear growing off them, right? Yeah. But a cock? There's no fucking way some dude's got a cock growing on his arm. Just search man grows penis on his arm. See what you come up with. Yeah, do it. Search it. This is fuck, man.

Man grows penis on his arm. Man grows... Fucking Jesus, man. You want to get a closer look at it, do you? No, no, no. I just... Man grows penis. On arm

I got it I wonder where all the searches are gonna go at Are you fucking Are you real? This is not real Is it real? It's real man UK man gets new penis on his arm

After his old one falls off Due to infection Imagine if it just fell off You're like oh oh, shit. Are they going to show us this fucking thing? Hold on. Are you what? Is there a picture of it?

It's a cape. Show me. There's got to be a better picture than that, man. Oh, there is a picture? Well, it's kind of blurred out, I think, man. It's like a... Fuck. Let's see it.

He's just kind of like in a pose, like a Sears catalog fucking pose, like this. Okay, and is it hanging? And the cock's hanging. Like straight down? Straight down. Wow. Like, I think that's the cock right there, isn't it? Yes, that's the cock.

See that? He's like, what's up with this deer's pose? That's a weird one. It's a pretty good cock, though. I'm going to buy him. I'm looking for a blue shirt. Put it up on the screen. Yeah, you got to put that up.

Malcolm McDonald. The first man on earth to grow an artificial penis on his arm. Malcolm Armcock. Cock arm. What would it be? It's like Armstrong with cock instead of strong. He lost his cock, and another guy lost his leg skydiving. But this wasn't as bad.

He lost his cock skydiving? No. This guy lost his leg skydiving. Jesus, that would have been horrible. How are they related? I don't know. They just both lost something. Imagine.

Imagine if another guy lost his arm and he grew an arm for that guy on his cock. Then they could just trade. I don't know if they'd grow an arm off a cock. Maybe. I wonder if everyone should start growing arm cocks just in case something happens. I mean, how long does it take for the thing to, does he just let it grow and grow? It's supposed to be two years, and his has been growing for four. Is he just trying to get it bigger?

Oh, I don't know. No, no, the thing's fucking rotted right off his body, his normal own cock. I don't know. The thing fucking rotted right off his body, his normal own cock. Yeah, but why has he still got the one on his arm for four years? Is he trying to grow it bigger than? Well, it's like, I don't know. You let a pumpkin grow longer and it keeps getting bigger. That's what's happening, man.

Wow. So he's probably dangling it when he's drunk and going, no, I'll wait another six months. Whoa. Get another inch on this. So back in 2014, McDonald's penis simply just dropped to the fucking floor, despite his testicles remaining intact.

Wow. What a poor motherfucker. Okay, we're done here. Depressed, McDonald decides to seek professional help. And he ends up... That's probably a good idea. Like, this is crazy shit, man.

Hi, doctor. Yes, it's Malcolm. My penis fell off at the sink. No, my balls are still on. Okay, this is right from the son. He admitted that he was aware that people would make fun of his new penis, as it was pretty weird to meet a man with a penis on his arm. It's different. Says McDonald's.

It's different, all right. He's taking the funny side of it, though, man. Good for you. All right. I got to fucking... I don't know. We should do something. It's nice to...

He should grow some balls on his chin. Let's go to the fucking liquor store and get going. It's weekend. Let's get some booze. No, Ricky, I told you, write down your order, I'll go on my cart. All right. I'll take my shirt, because I'm going to get my whole hazmat suit on. Oh, if you see any Kentucky Fried Chicken Crocs, please.

I've been trying to find a pair from Moe, but they're all fucking sold out everywhere. Kentucky Fried Chicken Crocs? Yeah. Crocs? It's a big craze right now, man. They're Crocs, but they've got, like, chicken on them, and they look like you just want to grab them and take a big bite of them. Don't get Moe some fucking chicken Crocs. I'll call Dwayne the Croc Johnson and see if he can make a pair.

Picture him as a croc. Who? Dwayne the Croc Johnson and see if he can make a pair. Picture him as a croc. Who? Dwayne the Croc Johnson. See ya. Teksting av Nicolai Winther Субтитры подогнал «Симон»