Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 11 - Ricky's Frozen Liquor Party

Episode Date: August 9, 2021

Put on your speedos and join the Park After Dark cocktail bar for Ricky's strawberry slushies! The Boys also discover why smoking salvia is f**ked, what a bare bear looks like, and start their own charity - Smoke It Forward!

For God's sakes. I don't know where he is. I don't know. Well, what did he say to you? He just told me, left me a list of things he wanted on the table. Liquor, sugar, cups, lemon juice. I got all of it. Got everything he needs. Well, where's he at? What's he doing?

I don't know. Maybe he's got a little party going on. He started over. What do you mean? I had the high score. Yeah, because I'm going to get the high score right fucking now. I boom. I wasn't done. Bob's just you set everything the up maybe who

knows there could be some ladies coming over which would be nice. Oh he said three glasses I assume that's maybe it is for him and two ladies I don't know I assumed I was part of it. Maybe I'm... Ricky! What's that? Hey boys. Hey, what's up man? What do you got? I'm gonna make some fucking frozen drinks. Where's the ladies?

Decent! No ladies. What do you mean no ladies? Where'd you get that? Uh, one of the rental places. Ricky, I know you didn't rent it. Where did you steal it? I borrowed it from fucking Monty's Show Bar.

Monty's? Yep. Geez, and it's a frozen drink maker, Julian. Remember we were talking about this? Yeah, but I wonder if it's hard to use. I'm not drinking frozen drinks. No, Ricky, I've seen them. I watched them at the bar. This is your unit down here, right, that all the mix goes in.

And then this, I think, ice cubes, and it crushy crush and down into the thing. Fuck! There is ice. Where is it? I think I left the ice in there. Jesus Christ, man. Look, I got liquor, sugar. You get strawberries. Very important. Yes, the frozen strawberries are here. I left those in the freezer, I think. There, where are they?

Ricky, you're fucking... How much are these things anyway? Free. I know that's free, but how much can we sell this thing for? Ask Bubz. These machines, that machine's probably $150. $150 bucks! Oh yeah, it's a specialized unit.

It's got an ice crusher. It's got all the stuff. I don't think you put this on right. Yeah, it's a specialized human. It's got an ice crusher. It's got all the stuff. I don't think you put this on right. Yeah, it's fucking not on right. There you go. Nice. We got a green light here. Yeah, that means she's... It's just basically a fancy food processor. There's your strawberries.

As requested, frozen. Good. Holy fuck, this is going to be good. How about these frozen drinks, boys? Well, just the way this works, we can make you whatever one you want, but I want... Yeah, but this is what I want right here. I've got it. It's easy.

Well, we can add some... Throw some fucking ice cubes in. ...fucking on, all right? So look, Ricky. You got your strawberries. A bit of lemon juice. A little limey. Give me that. Get your hands off a bit of lemon juice. A little limey.

Give me that, get your hands off, that's my liquor. And look, you know, here's how they do it in the fancy places. Since when did you start drinking rum? Well, I drink rum if it's, look, Ricky. Oh, fuck. This is the... Did you get, okay.

Was that salt or sugar? No, that's sugar. Where's the lemon juice at? There you go, right there. Right there. Put it wet. There, you can do that, I guess. Look at that.

That's sugar. Sugar rim. That's what they used to call your mother, sugar rim. Just call your mother just old dirty rim. That's not true. It's true, man. Okay, boys, look at this. I'm pretty excited for you guys. And there's the liquor, Ricky. Use at your

discretion. A little bit of this shit. All right, so you got all this ice. How much will that make? You gotta know this. Well, it'll... It puts it into the... Is that like two drinks or three drinks or... It blends it. I don't know how it fucking works. It's a blender. It's a fucking work in progress here. It's a fancy blender, basically.

That was not... What the fuck are you mixing? No. See, I think it needs more than that. It needs a kick to it. A bunch of grade one students coming over to drink here? That's a fucking third of a quart. Alright, that's not good. It needs a kick to it. Bunch of grade one students coming over to drink here. That's a fucking third of a quart. All right, that's not good. It's a good start. That stuff is at more. You can always make one cup though.

That's making multiple drinks. So you can- It's only two drinks. Oh, is it? Okay, I'm excited. All right. I'm a little scared. I'm a little scared.

I'm a little bit scared. Okay. Okay, so I think, yeah, this probably needs to be blended and then the ice crushed somehow. Don't be scared, don't be afraid. Now, now go the other direction. Holy fuck! That's cool.

Now go the other way. Yeah! Science! That's science! Yes! Holy fuck! Ricky! That's science! Yes! Stop it!

Yes! Holy fuck! Ricky! That's from watching that movie Cocktails like 3000 times with Tom Cruise in it. Oh my fuck, look at that. Frozen, you take the lid off. Do you need more ice in there? Just a bit more. Oh yeah. Smells like the motor's burning out of her. That's just weed.

Oh man, this is fucking gorgeous. Okay Ricky. Here, I got you a straw too, cause you're fancy. Thanks you sexy beast. Pour it up. We might need a bit more rum, you're right. I think so. Should we put more on there? Yes, I think so.

Hold on a second. Fuck. Yeah, pour that back in. May as well do it right, boys. No? Yeah? I think she needs a little more. She's a little tart.

Here, let me just... Okay. Whoa. Fuck, she come... I thought it had a spouter on it. Jesus Christ. I thought it had... I thought I saw the little...

That's going to be a good one. Okay, she's got a bit in her now. Right on, boys. I'm glad you're getting rid of me today. That's a lot of sugar. Well, let's use a bed in her now. Right on, boys. I'm glad you're getting rid of me today. That's a lot of sugar. Well, let's use a little tart. Just like mother's tits. Tarty tits.

These are going to be delicious, Julie. I bet people are loving this sound. I bet people are loving this sound. You got this shit in? Yeah, man. You never poured all that shit in, did you? Okay, Ricky. Okay, Ricky, I think.

Oh, she smells like rum. Yeah. Nice. I'm going to pretend I'm in the Caribbean. I might lay out on the'm gonna pretend I'm in the Caribbean. I might lay out on the grass, pretend I'm in the Caribbean. Just go get your Speedo on, man. I might. Pour me up, Ricky.

All right. These do look pretty professional, man. Look at that, boys. Homemade. That's homemade. That tastes rough. Oh. Yeah?

It's strong, but it's good. No, it's not. I mean, yeah, it's strong, but the ice counteracts. You had a half a bottle of fucking rum in there. Hey, man, pass me your shit over here. Weren't you talking about a rum and coke slushie? We can make that happen. Yeah. Just don't put any of that fruity shit in here. Oh yeah. Look at that. Rum and coke slushie. This...

Slashy. This... That makes it like a nice Caribbean type. I don't know boys. What you did, you just fucking watered it down for me. That's all you did. There we go. Now it's a fucking drink. That's a nice drink, Ricky. Very exotic.

Oh, yeah. Not too bad. That's good, man. That's a good fucking drink right there, boys. Well, it just has more liquor in it. Basically. All right. Oh, God, that's fucking potent, man.

I'm going to get right out of here today. Yeah, fuck it. See, we should have some tunes going to shit right now. I mean, you know, some Bob Mar potent, man. I'm going to get right out of her today. Yeah, fuck it. See, we should have some tunes going to shit right now. I mean, you know, some Bob Marley maybe. You know what I mean? Holy fuck, it's August the 6th already? August the 6th already, man. Summer is fucking flying by.

I know. Not making much money this fucking year, which is not good. It hasn't been very nice. It's fucking raining all the time. It's gorgeous. There you go. I think we should set up a fucking slush bar. See that's a good fucking idea. You could you could probably make a lot of money. Ricky if we set that thing up right at your window or your kitchen window we could have a drive-through. Or we take this fucking set up and we go to down by the beach or the park. I don't think you even need to. Go by Sullivan's Pond or something. I don't think you even need to. There's enough people in the park. You could sell. Yeah, but the thing, you're not,

the thing buffs, you got to learn this. When you're in the bar business, it's about the tips. No one's going to fucking tip us here. Yeah, that's true. Nobody's going to pay 10 bucks to drink here either. They're going to be like, we want it on credit. We want to fucking tip us here. Yeah, that's true. Nobody's going to pay ten bucks a drink here either. No, they're not going to fuck me. No, they're going to be like, we want it on credit. We want it fucked. Come on, man, we're good for it. No, you're not good for it.

No, just a fucking wash up. Just a fucking headache. Dirt bag. That's a good drink. That's a good drink. Nutritious, man. Nutritious. Well, yeah, it's got some strawberries in it.

It's not that real good for you, but... So we throw a little protein powder in it? See, now that's a good idea. If you put some protein powder in that... You'd ruin it. The vanilla flavor, no, you would have met. It would taste fucking awesome. No, you don't want vanilla with strawberries.

Why not? Because it counteracts each other. Did you ever hear of fucking strawberries and cream? matter what tastes fucking awesome no you don't want vanilla with strawberries why not because it counteracts each other did you ever hear of fucking strawberries and cream same kind of deal no cream is not vanilla is it cream is like vanilla yeah man i'm telling you it tastes fucking good you could put a bit of yogurt in it man yogurt that's fucking gross, man. Okay. All right. All right, what are we doing? Welcome to the fucking park after the dirt.

Yeah, we could just start now. I mean, nobody even needs to see that first part, really. No, just cut that part out. All right, we're here with some fruity fucking summertime drinks. I can feel that already. Or maybe it's the ten drinks we had last night, I don't know. Yeah, Ricky, you're still drunk from last night. This is just a maintenance bus.

Maintenance? No, we're going full on today. No, but I mean, he's just, he's already drunk. There's a guy in Washington that was way more fucking banged up than we've been lately. He fucking, the soda can exploded in his fridge. He thought the people in the basement were shooting at him. So he fucking fired him around through his fridge into the basement. Except there was no basement. What?

He must have been banged up on drugs and hallucinating the whole fucking thing. It's just a soda can went out of his fridge and he thought people in the basement were trying to kill him. So he started shooting at the ground. And he didn't even have a basement. No, no basement. So he was shooting into the ground. Was he on crack? He must have been on something that fucking I've never done.

Bath salts? That'll do it to you, won't it? Could be bath salts. Yeah, the cops showed up and he's like, man, self-defense. Fuck people in the basement trying to kill me. Cops went down to the basement, and they're like, bud, there isn't no basement. See, that's, yeah. That's a good fucking buzz on. I mean, that's a good, you'd want to be like that fucked up for a few minutes, and that's about it.

You know what I mean? No, I wouldn't want to be that fucked up. Just to see what it's like. For a weekend, maybe. Not for a weekend. A weekend? You wouldn't want to be that fucked up. Just to see what it's like. For a weekend, maybe. Not for a weekend. A weekend? You wouldn't want to be like 48 hours. No, Ricky.

Fucking shoot the people. Two minutes would be too long for me. Those people that smoke the salvia, have you ever seen them? They smoke the salvia. Oh, yeah. They're to that level. What the fuck? Would you ever try that?

No. Why not? Because I don't want to think I'm melting into the fucking floor. It's only like five minutes. Yeah, but it feels like an eternity, they say. Yeah. I don't want to be melting into the... That's what Donnie said.

He melted through the floor, went down into hell, and had a conversation. Isn't that like that ayahuasca shit? That's different, apparently. When I did it, I was in this great big vat of spaghetti and meatballs, and I was trying to fucking swim out of it, and it was just so thick, and I finally just gave up. But why is that fun, Ricky? That's not fun, that's terrifying. Depends on how, uh... if you're hungry, that'd be good.

You're in a fucking big bowl of fucking spaghetti and meatballs. If you can eat them and taste it, in your mind, I guess I'll be... But then why wouldn't you just be in a... You'd probably be swimming around in a liquor tank. Or a load tank. A what? I would not be in a load tank. A load tank.

I would be in a liquor tank, yeah. I mean, that would be... That's kind of weird, though, man. I don't want to be in a liquor tank. You might be... That sounds like something Leahy would do. You might be doing the backstroke in a liquor tank. You might be. That sounds like something Leahy would do. You might be doing the backstroke in a liquor tank. You're a serious alcoholic if you want to be in a fucking vat of fucking liquor.

He got in the hot tub that time. He filled the hot tub with liquor. You got problems if you want to get that drunk. He filled it with rock vodka and was trying to get drunk through all this. Oh, I know, man. I'd get in the vat of this. I would, too. I'm going to need a top-up, Ricky.

You know what we need to invent? A straw that has its own suction. So you don't have to suck. You just hold the straw up and it goes right in your mouth. You know what? A motorized straw. That's a fucking good idea. How lazy do you need to be?

You can't suck something up. You can't suck something up through a straw. Well, there's some people that have like a half a lung or something that might be like, holy fuck, this is awesome. I bet you it exists. Motorized soccer straw. Look up the smart box. Do you think you could design something? Just type in motorized sucking device.

Well, that's kind of, no, man. Motorized sucking device. Well, that's gonna come... No, man. Motorized... No. ...sock device. No, man. I'm not fucking doing that. Why not? Because it's gonna come up with all these stupid fucking, like, you know, blowjob fucking devices and shit. Quickie Vickies. And then I got that on my fucking Google search.

Motorized straw. Oh, Ricky, when you get to the bottom, it's very strong. Is it? Yeah, the liquor sinks, I think, to the bottom. That's just pretty much frozen liquor down there. Well, we could be in trouble soon with these Virginians. Where's that? Virginia?

Yes, Ricky. There's fucking mysterious bug bites happening down there, man. People getting bit by shit. They don't know what the fuck it is. Great big blister and solid lumpy welts are fucking forming. Are they like going in and fucking thatched like lame eggs? Some fucking bite. They don't know what the hell it is.

They said it could be a pie pie moody it's like this mite that feeds on cicada eggs but they're not sure all right they do have fucking motorized straws god damn it it's a whole thing man it's a sippy kind of cup and you press a button really they do what if your mouth's not over it? Does it shoot it out at you? No, you gotta fucking, you gotta press a button, man. I know, but if you didn't have your mouth on it and you press a button,

does it shoot out like a fountain? Yes, it does. Decent. But you don't, it's hooked in. Fuck that. You need like this. You need something that small that you press a button

and you drink out of it or it's a sensor. Like this shit they have is too big. Why? Well, every time you have an idea, seven other people

in the world have the same fucking idea. Yeah. It's called the law of something. Law of sevens. Yeah. I don't know

if it's seven people, man, but we can do this. Seven maids were milking seven goats. How did that go? I don't know if it's seven people, man, but we can do this. Seven maids were milking seven goats. How did that go? I don't have a fucking clue what you're talking about, man. Seven maids were milking seven goats and seven men came with seven coats and seven something.

And then the guy shows up, takes their wheat. What happens? What the fuck are you talking about, man? I don't know. I don't remember. Seven fucking maids. Seven maids. Seven socks.

What? Every sock has an equal and opposite on the sock. Isn't that something? No, that's... You're close. Every action has an equal opposite reaction. But it could apply to a sock. That's deep, man. That's deep.

It could apply to a sock. What did you say the other day, Ricky, that made me laugh? I can't remember. I got a bison. Yeah, me too. Top me up, Richard. Coming at ya.

What about that salt rim? What are you doing with that? It's not salt. It's the sugar. It's the sugar rim. It's the sugar. Yeah. At least we're not pussies like someone in a black t-shirt.

Right. I'm drinking a fucking ice drink right here, man. Mine doesn't have strawberries in it, so it's a pussy drink. You need to be an explorer. Think about that. That's right. All right, so what else is going on here, boys? Fucking crazy bee swarm in Arizona. A what?

Bee swarm. I didn't know fucking bees could kill you. Killer bees. I thought that was just for little frogs and shit. No. I think they can kill the fuck out of you. They kill like 60 people a year, something like that. They swarmed these fucking people in Arizona, and they killed one cocksucker.

That's a bad way to go, man. Some people were stung hundreds of times. Horrible way to go. Horrible way to go. Horrible way to go. Stung to death. Fucking bees. Fucking hundred pound beehive they found in the tree. Didn't we talk about bees last week?

They had to remove it. I guess a bunch of the bees got killed, which is not good because bees are dying all over the world. Why would they swarm a person and fucking... They thought he was a big nectar. Unless he fucked with the nest. He fucked with them. That's what happened. No, they might have thought he was a big nectar plant.

And they were trying to suck the juice out of him. He could have been dressed up as a tulip, I guess. No, I don't think that would do it. Five bucks if you guys guessed this right. What's the first thing ever sold on eBay? Dead mouse. A dead mouse? No, keep going.

Not even close. Shoe? Nope. Your mother's underwear. No, man. First thing ever sold on eBay was... A picture of Marilyn Monroe. Nope.

Car. Nope. Hockey carriage. Nope. Hors of Marilyn Monroe. No. Car. No. Hockey carriage. No. Horseshoes. No. Not even close. Strawberry daiquiri. No.

Donkey fur, shaped from a donkey. What from a donkey? Donkey fur. Donkey fur. No. Horseshoe. No. Clarence Clemons saxophone. No. And I'm going to get, and this thing was broken. Clarence Clemons saxophone. Nope. And this thing was broken.

Clarence Clemons broken saxophone. No. Darren Strength Derby. No. That's a good guess though. Baseball bat. No. Molly Ringwald shoes.

Nope. Pretty in pink. 16 candles. Two movies right there. You know what? Boys, it was a broken fucking laser pointer. That's an odd... I was going to guess that eventually.

No, you weren't, man. I would have. Broken laser pointer would have been right up there. What did it solve for? Don't know. That's quite a story, Julian. Well, just, you you know it's just things that you should know

now you know that you'll never forget that will you I will not remember that beyond five minutes from now in jeopardy you'll fucking

they'll know that if it comes up speaking of Molly Ringwald's panties no her shoes I said I thought you were talking about her panties

no his mother's panties his mother's panties Molly's shoes well there's the Connecticut landlord he just got arrested for sniffing I thought you were talking about her panties. No, his mother's panties. His mother's panties. Molly's shoes. Oh, there's a Connecticut landlord. He just got arrested for sniffing tenants' underwear. Yeah. One of the tenants set up a hidden camera,

and he used to unlock their doors and go in. Sniffing the panties. Yeah. That dirty fuck. Jesus, Murphy. Fucking weird. You know what's weird? What would the

official charge be I wonder? Just being a creepy fuck. Breaking enter is a good one. Breaking enter. Trespassing.

I guess that would be the thing they'd get him on. Illegal inhale. Do you guys remember Charles Bronson?

No I never heard of him. Yes. Action star. Charles Bronson no i never heard yes action star okay and a lot of people probably don't know who charles bronson death wish death wish yeah he was good when he died no when a chick died that's a fan of hers back in 97 she left him a handwritten fucking will and $300,000. She left it to Charles Brown. Left it to Charles Brown because she was a big fan. Never met the guy.

If that ever happened to us, that'd be cool. All right. Doubt it. If you got lots of money, leave it to one of us, please. Just some of us. Me. Geez, don't let it go to the government. Me.

I will responsibly dole it out to charity. Different charity families. Exactly. We will do good with it. Charity founders. Exactly. We will do good with the money. I'll get strangers stoned. That could be one of the good deeds that we'll do with it. I will give a large portion of it to kiddie rescue centers. Okay.

I will maybe tune up the car a bit, do a few things to it. You wouldn't give a penny of it away. Yeah, but I would be going around delivering food to the homeless. You wouldn't buy liquor. No, you wouldn't. Yes, I would. If my car were great, I'd be fucking doing it all the time. That's what I'm going to start a new charity called Smoke It Forward. We will start a new charity called Smoke It Forward.

See? Okay. That's a good idea. You get a stranger stone, then they have to get a stranger stone. That's actually a pretty good... I don't know how... Charity, really. No, you know what it does?

It spreads happiness. There you go. Let's laugh. People need to laugh more, right? Smoke it forward. Smoke it forward. Have a good laugh. All right.

This was a funny one. These two twin sisters, alright this was a funny one these two twin sisters one of them got arrested for drinking and driving so she calls her twin

to fucking come and get her and twin shows up and she's fucking loaded so they both got charged with impaired driving so they're RCMP put on their twitter identically impaired

identically impaired. Identically impaired. Why the fuck would you go to the police station to pick up your drunk sister if you're drunk? You're drunk because you're fucking... You know what's wrong with those twins? They're dumb. They're stupid people. Yeah, they're maybe not the brightest.

Dumb drunks. Dumb fucking drunks. All like you've never done anything dumb before when you're drunk. Well, we've done the same thing, but we're not identical twins. True. And usually... Well, there you go. I don't usually do stupid things when I'm drunk.

So it's not nearly as dumb. Well, you know you're going to make a headline if you're fucking identical twins. Yeah. Holy fuck. All right. This is taking it up. We know that the queen owns all the fucking swans, right? Yeah, she does.

What other animal does she own in the UK waters? Oh, waters. Whales. No. British whales. Dolphins? No, dolphins. It is dolphins.

She owns the fucking dolphins too. The royal dolphins. How does she own every dolphin? Because she's the queen man that would be decent i wonder if she's got to be making some money off the swans and the dolphins somehow how do you make money off don't know man what do you think she's selling them to the chinese fish market don't know it's got to be if you own all these animals i wish i owned all the kitties yeah Yeah. That would be decent.

Well, maybe... You could make money off swans, like swan wings. Swan breasts. What, eat them? Swan feathers. That would be a rare kind of specialty thing.

Swan breasts. Go down the pub and have a pint and a fucking swan breast. Well, you know what? There's feathers. You know, I was reading this thing about

these fucking sea ducks in Iceland. Their feathers are so fucking good on these ducks, like for heating and shit. No, not oily. For like duvets, like blankets and shit. A blanket made out of these fucking feathers. Five grand. Jesus.

Get the fuck out of here. Like, tell me, like. And what you do, you don't rip them out of the fucking... These sea ducks. You go to their little nests. They make their nests out of their feathers. Out of their own feathers? And they fucking...

You go in, these guys go in and grab all their fucking feathers. Probably kills a bunch of them. Did you ever see what a fucking owl looks like without his feathers? A little... Like a little chicken. Did you ever see what an owl looks like without his feathers? Google it. Owl without his like without its feathers? Google it. Owl without its feathers.

You won't believe it. It's unbelievable. And a bear without its fur. Did you ever see a fucking bear without its fur? Yeah, they look like a huge rat. He looks like a giant rat. Why would he have no fur? Why is he furless?

Well, they might just, you know, shave him down or whatever. But he doesn't look anything like... I would much rather get attacked by a bear with fur. Whoa. Whoa. Yeah, they look fucked up, eh? Let me see it. Jesus fuck.

Yeah, that's what an owl looks like with no feathers. This is fucked up, man. He's got his big eyes and his big fucking beak. Bubz, I don't need to be seeing this with a buzz on right now. Why not? Because they're fucked. Is it making you horny? No, man.

They're fucked up. Look at that. Let me see the goddamn fucking little... I'm showing everybody... Oh, it's first. Look. Jesus Christ. What the fuck is that thing?

That's what an owl looks like with no feathers. That's not a thing coming at you. That's fucked up. It looks like a dinosaur. That's not a thing coming at you. That's fucked up. Looks like a dinosaur. He's so much cuter with his fur. Now look up a bear with no fur. Ricky will shit himself. What was this book?

Were we in a book? We're in a book. What book? Just this book. Here, let me look up a bear. It's a funny thing. How the professional comedy business made me fat and bald by Mike Rowe. Yeah, remember Mike Rowe? He's a funny motherfucker.

Oh, Mike Rowe, yes. The guy, he looks like he's got a face like a half-chewed caramel. I remember him. Look at that. We're in this book. We are in this book. And we got the quote on the back. What's it say? We expected Mike Rowe to be a dick because he's a big fancy Hollywood guy and he doesn't smoke dope.

And we weren't wrong. But the book is pretty fucking funny. Oh my fuck. That's what we said on his book? Yeah. We shouldn't have said that right on his book. We were drunk. We called him a dick. No, we didn't have said that right on his book. We were drunk. We called him a dick.

No, we didn't. He's not a dick. He's great. So this is a book from a fellow we know named Mike Rowe. It's available. Where is it? Amazon, probably. Amazon.

It's a funny thing. And he was here working with us one time. So there's his book. And he is a dick, too. He's fucking great. No, but he, you know, he worked on like the Simpsons. Family Guy.

What's the one? Done a bunch of roasts. King of the Hill. All the roasts. So there's the book. Go get his book. Look at this fucking dickhead. Is this a bear? Yeah. This is a nasty looking motherfucker, man.

Let me see it. I'm telling you, if you had one of these things coming at you, what the fuck would you do, man? Freaky. What would you do? I would just start smiling going, these drugs are wicked. No, it would come at you and it'd be your beast. Biggest fucking nightmare.

That's what a fucking bear looks like. They don't look so fucking tough without the fur, do they? That doesn't look tough. That looks way tougher. I'd be chirping the fuck out of that thing. I would much rather get attacked by a bear with fur. This looks like a giant fucking rat, man. How's it going with your skin, pussy?

I'd love to see him wrestle a fucking hairless bear. So would I. You know what? If he had one of those suits that he's not going to get fucked over. We could do a pay-per-view. That would be wicked. Ricky versus hair bear hairless bear hairless bear what would the prize be bragging rights bragging rights i guess a

hairless lady okay you can get it the bear's not gonna want to win that because the bear would win these i we're never giving that machine back i'm gonna sleep with that thing i know it's nice isn't it the sugar rim too i really enjoy the sugar rim if you control it well it's august the sixth not a lot of people to celebrate good 1911 lucille ball was born on this day. Genius. She was a genius. Lucille Ball. Oh, yeah.

Andy Warhol. She was a brilliant lady. Andy Warhol was a bit weird, wasn't he? He was a very brilliant artist, Ricky. He was. Didn't he paint kids? He painted all kinds of things. Do you remember? I showed you. He painted all kinds of things. Do you remember? I showed you.

He painted the Campbell soup. Remember I showed you the Campbell soup can? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was him. And he was hanging out with the Velvet Underground a lot. Yeah, that's where I knew him from. Yes, he was a part of that whole fucking... He had a place in New York called The Factory

where all the artists and groovy musicians hung out. 1962, Michelle Yo. Who? Who the fuck's that? I think she's an actor. Michelle Yo? Yo? Yo? I don't know. Yo! Michelle Yo.

Yo, what's up? How old is she? She was born in 62. So she's up? How old is she? She was born in 62. So she's 58, 59. Something like that. 1972, Jerry Horny. Jerry Horny! What the fuck's he up to?

He was hanging out with your mother. It's Ginger Spice. What? Horner, sorry. Jerry Horner. Ginger Spice. Oh, Ginger Spice. She was gingerly. She was, yes Horner. Ginger Spice. Oh, Ginger Spice. She was gingerly.

She was, yes. I like the Spice Girls. If you want to be my lover, gotta get with my friend. I wonder if she was a true ginger. Right. What do you mean? He means. So, the border.

He means the curtains match and the drapes. Is that a saying? Yeah, do the curtains match the drapes? Well, if you have red hair, they say, hey, do the curtains match the drapes? Which one is which? Or the carpet match them. Yeah, I was gonna say, curtains and drapes

are the same fucking thing, man. Does the carpet match the drapes? So is the drapes up here? Yeah. Okay. That's the drapes. And the curtain would be, or the carpet would be. Right on.

You know what? This is going to freak you out. When it comes to wine, an aroma similar to cat pee is considered a good thing. Did you know that? What the fuck is up with that? Oh, if you do this with your wine... It smells like cat piss. It has hints of cat piss. It is a beautiful wine.

Didn't know that, man. That's why I don't drink wine. It's fucked. I didn't know that either. I'm just making that up. Cat piss has not a great smell. It depends. On a lot of factors, Ricky.

Isn't there melodium in it, though? Melodium? What the fuck is that? The kind of stuff they have in cleaners. Ammonia? Yeah, that's the French word for it. Melodium. Melodium.

I don't remember melodium from the periodic table. Ricky found a new element that doesn't exist, melodium. That's a musical instrument is a melodium. Oh my God, these are knick-knacking me in my ass. Yeah, I got a good buzz on. Hey Julian, I got a... You're fly. No, I got a buzz on.

Buzz on. That's not that funny, man. I wasn't trying to be funny. I was trying to be cute. I thought you were playing charades. Do you find me cute? No. You know what? Modern brunch was proposed in 1895 as a post-hangover meal.

What brunch? Brunch. Oh, brunch. That's what it's all about. Brunch is for hangovers. What year? 1895 as a post-hangover meal. What brunch? Brunch. Oh, brunch. That's what it's all about. Brunches for hangovers. What year? 1895, man. Did they have liquor then?

Did they have liquor in 1895? Holy fuck, Ricky. Yeah. Ricky. People were boozing her up big time. That's all they did back then. There was nothing else to do but get drunk. I bet they didn't have these fucking machines.

They didn't have frozen drinks like this, but they had wines and whiskeys, and they had all the great liquors. When was ice invented? That's a good question. When was ice invented? There's always been ice, man. Well, there's been natural ice.

I wonder, but would cavemen take a big scoop of snow and put it in the rock cup to chill their drink? I don't even know if they had a rock cup, man. They had rock cups. Fred Flintstone. You don't think he had a fucking cup? Keep drinking. Alright, keep drinking. Bernie

Rubble. He was fucking... Bernie Rubble was an alcoholic. A lot of people don't know that. We need brunch, or'm going to pass out. Let's get some brunch. You guys, we need some more ice for these things

if you guys are going to keep drinking all day. I'm drinking. I'm definitely on the liquor now. I'm definitely not on the liquor. All right,

well, let's get this going. We're going to talk about weird shit that washed up on beaches but we'll do it next week. Yeah, let's talk about shit on beaches next week. Give me one thing, Ricky.

One thing. Ricky's moving slow. Oh, I know. What the fuck? Bag of severed hands. How many? Just a bag of them. Okay, we're going to talk about bags of severed hands next week. That is a weird thing.

It's going to be good. There was 54 hands in the bag. Whoa, that's... Oh, see, that's... That's serial killer shit. That's the mob. That's the mob. That's the fucking mob.

54 people walking around like that. All right, on that note... Actually, 26. 27 people walking around like this. Good math. Unless someone had one arm or maybe someone had three. That could happen. Except for the three.

Ricky, get the drink maker back up here. We're going to fucking polish off the rest of this whore. You're going. Then we're going to the grocery store. Brunch time, boys. Nope. We could make brunch right in here. Liquor time.

Little bananas, little bacon. Bananas and bacon and liquor in my drink. Woo! That's good. Fuckin' fired up. All right. Let's say goodbye. All right.

Goodbye, everybody. Love yous. Have a good one. We're getting drunk. Olé! Olé.