Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 114 - No Swearing in Front of the Lady!

Episode Date: October 9, 2017

Bubbles lays down some ground rules in hopes of having a civilized conversation with week’s guest - R&B artist Reeny Smith.  Ricky asks Reeny to sing some “Acapulco” music, and Bubbles kills a rumour about his involvement with the Illuminati. Episode 114 is brought to you by the official Trailer Park Boys Store, SwearNet.com (the only place to watch the video of this podcash), Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky, and the Boys' own Freedom 35 lager!

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Who calls me all the time? What ladies are calling you every day? Ladies call me, believe me. Holy shit, Pops. Stop embarrassing me, okay, are we starting this? All right, do you wanna start this? Yes, I wanna start this. Here's the official sound that starts the podcast.

Nice. See that? Now you can take over, Julian. All right, what's going on, fuckers? It's the official Trailer Park Boys podcast. It's coming at you right now. We've got a special... What number is it?

Fuck, man. Why do you always do that? You don't know, do you? You don't know, do you? One, 12, 13. One, 13. Is it one, 13? 14.

One, 14. What one is it? It doesn't really matter. Boys, you're embarrassing me already. October the 6th. We have a special guest on today. Yes. And I gotta lay down some ground rules.

Okay. Oh, here we go. No swearing in front of the lady. No swearing? What the fuck? I can't talk without swearing. Ricky, no swearing. And no talking about what you guys normally talk about.

And you know what I'm talking about. What? You guys talk about it all the time, a certain part. You're the one that always brings up that certain part. No, you guys do it. Bullshit, man. No talking about those and no swearing in front of the lady. Well, have fun with that one. This is our first lady guest, our first female guest.

Please welcome to the show, Rainy Smith. Thank you, guys. Rainy, how you doing? I can't complain. I'm alive, right? That's a good place to start. Sometimes, I guess. That's a very optimistic way to look at things. I do that, too.

I'm a little bit nervous about having a, you know, a lady on just because these guys tend to embarrass me. It's not us. It's usually you. Embarrass themselves. They talk about ungodly things, horrible things. Can you pass me down some of the, I don't know. No, Ricky, this is, I did some research on you and I found out what your favorite snacks are.

Do you want to tell people what we got here? Look at these. We got the cookies and cream. Cookies and cream. Can't go wrong with these. Very good. Hickory sticks. My favorite as well.

Nice choice. Very nice. We got the sticks. My favorite as well. Nice choice. Very nice. We got the Reese's Pieces, little M&Ms, kind of. E.T. You know. E.T. like those. Get your peanut butter and your chocolate on a little small little... Yeah, I was E.T.'s favorite.

Totally down with those. And you got some champagne? I got some Sprite-flavored champagne. All right. Sprite. Sprite. Rainey does not drink. Now this is a fact.

I found out about you. Oh gosh. Now this is gonna... Ricky, don't freak out. You have never done drugs of any type. Ever. Never done drugs. Impossible.

Have you ever been interviewed by people on drugs? I think so. Well, you already know. You already know. You don't have to say it. You didn't have to mention that. He's baked. And he's baked. You didn't have to mention that. You did not have to mention that.

So you never did any... I think that's amazing. I wish I could claim that, but I hang out with these guys. I wish I could too, but, you know, no regrets. Yeah, we blew that one long ago. You couldn't claim that by the age of three. It's society's fault. It's your dad's fault.

That's whose fault it is. It's per society fault. It's your dad's fault. In society. That's whose fault it is. He's part of society. You ate a chunk of hash when you were three, so therefore. Thought it was chocolate. That's where you developed a taste for hash. So it's my dad and society's fault

for leaving hash balls around the house. You know, I can't imagine going through a day without everything, but okay. We won't talk about that. Okay, so just forget about that. I respect you. I think that's great. I think it's fantastic. I might become a born-again non-drug user.

All right. I might do that. It's a good day. At least for today. That'll never happen, Bubz. At least for today. You can do it. So what do you do to make up for it? Are you just a happy person all the time? At least for today. That'll never happen, bubs. At least for today. You can do it.

So what do you do to make up for it? Are you just a happy person all the time? I'm naturally just wacky anyway, so. Okay. You can never tell the difference. Do you ever rage? I can get there. So you don't drink liquor or anything?

I've never drank, never, never drank. Wow, that's crazy. That's really good. That deserves a round of applause. I don't know anybody that hasn't done that. This is very foreign to us. Very foreign to us. The no drinking, no.

I didn't know it existed. Neither did I. Neither did I, that's fascinating. You've never had a hangover, obviously. No. That's crazy. Hangovers do suck a hangover, obviously. No. That's crazy. Hangovers do suck. Do you ever wake up like cloudy?

You know you smoke cigarettes. Holy shit. Does that happen to you? Uh, if I have the flu or something. You just wake up. Okay. All right. See?

Did you ever bonk yourself in the head with like a brick or anything? Anything that might have set you off a little bit? I ran into a few walls before. Okay. So you might know what it's like to be a little spacey. Yeah. I took a taekwondo shot to the temple once. You know taekwondo?

No, my brother didn't. He practiced on me. Oh, man. That's pretty nasty. It wasn't very nice of him. It wasn't very nice of him. No, it wasn't too nice. Well, we had the pleasure of getting to listen to you last night,

and it blew my mind. I damn near, you know, I can't say that. But it was really awesome. Damn near what, Ricky? Damn near what? I can't, you said I can't swear and say weird things.

So what were you going to say that was weird? Whisper it to me, Ricky. Damn near, whisper it to me. I damn near shit a tortoise's cock out of my ass.

It's a weird thing to say. Yeah, Ricky. No, those are the exact things that you're not to say. Okay. So anyway, it was unbelievable. Frigging amazing. Yes, very amazing. Thanks, guys.

Very amazing. You had the backup singers, one of them's your sister. Yeah. Backup singers were fantastic. You were fantastic. Do you want to tell people, for people that don't know who you are, you're from, where are you from? Yeah, from North Preston, Nova Scotia. Yes, sir.

Was this close to Sunnyvale? It is. Right on. Pretty close to Sunnyvale. Yeah. And you grew up. When did you get into music? I kind of was born into music.

My whole family's musical. My mom and my dad, they were both musicians. When I was young, my dad was in a gospel group, so I used to watch him perform, and they used to go touring around the country. Decent. Yeah, that's pretty much how I got introduced to music. And that's how you get into gospel music, obviously.

Yeah, for sure, for sure. Would you say that's your main, you know? It's one of them. It's one of them. Because you've done stuff with other people. I know you did stuff with Quake. For sure, for sure. We had Quake Matthews on.

Remember Quake? Yeah, yeah. She's done stuff with him. Nice. And the other fella, what's his name? David Miles? Yeah, yeah. Do a lot with David Miles.

That's decent. Nice. That's super cool. That's decent. Maybe later I'll get you to just, you know, do a little singing. A little tiny bit. Right? Right, we can do that. You could sing Acapulco.

What? Sing what, Ricky? Acapulco when you don't have instruments or whatever. Acapella, yeah. Acapella, yeah. Acapulco is a place. Tomato, tomato. Tomato, tomato.

Tomato, tomato. And you also play the piano. Yeah. You're really good at that, too. Yeah. I've been playing that since I was pretty young, too. I guess it kind of went hand in hand with the singing. I actually love the piano a lot more than I like singing.

Oh, cool. It's kind of weird. Decent. Sometimes I would like to learn how to sing gospel music. I think I'd be good at it. Yeah? Yeah, it's easy. It is?

Yeah, you just gotta sing it loud. Well, if you're you, it is. If you're you. I've heard you sing Silent Night, Pubs. It was, you know, Yeah, I sang Silent Night pretty handsome. There wasn't a dry eye in the place, let's just say that. Okay. It could have been a, you could have used some work on that though.

They were crying because they felt bad for you. You're a great singer, but Silent Night, man, doesn't sound so great. That's not true, Ricky, they were moved. They were emotional, they weren't crying because they were sad for me. What the heck, where you going? Uh, it's all right, man.

Shut up, man. I'm just, I'm just. Just be yourself, you're acting all weird. No, I'm right, man. Shut up, my pops. Just be yourself. You're acting all weird. No, I'm not. Ricky? Can I, yeah, are you sharing those things? Or?

So you write most of your music as well? Yeah, I do a lot of my own write-in production. That's incredible. All that fun stuff. I'll just leave this up here. Decent. Yeah. He's making a meal over here.

I didn't buy those for you. She offered them up. Can I have some too, bud? Well, what do you think of that pile of mess over there? Delicious. Son of a... Ricky. Test, hello.

Um, because I heard you don't like when your foods touch each other. Is that true? Yeah, that's kind of trippy. Does it trip you? A little bit. You can't have your foods touch? No, it's like... It's kind of like if you were born with, like, your head and your hands stuck together.

Just... just weird, eh? It's not supposed to... So, you go out for, say... Okay, say it's a Christmas dinner. Okay. Get a big plate coming to you. You got your turkey. You got your potatoes, got your potatoes,

gravy, peas, carrots. Stuffing. None of that stuff can touch. I don't like it to touch. Like I don't eat the stuff that's touching. I just eat it right? I hear ya. I like it separated a bit. Yeah. You know maybe if a little turkey hits some mashed potatoes I can handle that. There is a guy in the trailer park the same way and he takes, he takes cardboard and builds little walls on his plate so that nothing can go.

No, they make plates like that now, just for that reason, so stuff doesn't touch. The baby plate. Do you eat off a baby plate? Sometimes. I don't, but I might start investing in it. You should start, I might start. You should, I'm gonna buy you one.

Thanks, man. And do we eat everything like one thing at a time? Because that's what I like to do sometimes. Yeah, no, you have to eat these first. Yeah. And then you can eat these second, and you have to save the good ones. So Christmas dinner, you drive all the turkey into you at once, and then move on to the potatoes. Well, no, I save the turkey for last because you got to get everything.

But you start with something. Oh, you start with the veggies, get those crap things out of the way. I agree. And then you get your potatoes and all that stuff. So then you eat all... So, okay. I'm starting to feel normal. Let me just get to the bottom of this.

See, you're weird. If gravy can't touch the turkey, do you eat the turkey and then do a gravy shooter? No, see, some foods are meant to go together. Yeah, that's a topping. You know what I mean? It's not a different food. Oh, I'm just trying to get it sorted in my own head. Ricky, maybe she does gravy shooters.

It's like saying to you, do ketchup shooter when you're eating a fucking cheeseburger, Pops. Watch the mouth. She doesn't give a shit. If we swear or not, you just make it seem awkward and it's not as fun. We gotta watch what we're saying. Well, fuck yourself then.

Well, go fuck yourself, see? She doesn't care. I'm glad we got that out of the fucking way. Okay, so... Well, I mean, it's not a free-for-all now, boys. I'm gonna try to keep it under control. Okay, what else is happening? Are we still gonna talk about Rini or no? Or is that done?

No, it's not done. I'm just wondering if you have more questions. Well, I know you've won a shit ton of awards. What's your best memory of either an award or being on stage with somebody, I guess? For me, I kind of think of all of them as kind of the same. You know, every time someone recognizes you for your work or something that you created, it's always a nice feeling just to reassure that, you know, you're doing something good, you're going in the right direction, and you're good at it, you know?

Right. That's super cool. I've never won an award for anything. Not a single one. Do you have a favorite person you've worked with or collaborated with or been on stage with, open for? Yeah, I think one of the funnest shows I've ever done was this year, this summer at the Jazz Festival opening for Anderson. Decent. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Also Canada Day show at the Commons we played to a huge crowd.

Opened for Deadmau5 and that was up there too. Yeah, that's pretty cool. Deadmau5. Yeah, man. Deadmau5. Kitty got him. Giant kitty got a hold of him. This fucking thing. Ricky.

That was justified, okay? This thing's being an asshole. Keeps coming at me. An unlicensed vet removes noisy dog's vocal cords on the side of a street. For like 150 bucks. That's not real. This is in China. He's got it right there. of a street. Like 150 bucks. That's not real. This is in China. This is, he's got it right there, he's doing it to this dog.

He better not be. Look, he's got the tongs out, and he's got the long snippers. That's disgusting. Didn't that just come out of nowhere? What are you doing over there? I'm just checking some shit out. We're talking about reading.

Why are you Googling dog throat extraction? Oh, it's just some weird stuff on here, man. Well, is he being put in jail? No, there's... Fuck. No, he's not being put in jail, he's just, yeah. Well, he can't be too popular. They're checking him out.

But he's still making money. But I was looking up because that guy, there's a guy that goes crazy when we eat stuff, when we're doing this show, right? Moonbear. Moonbear. So I just had this little story I was looking at and this was for Moonbear. What, are you thinking about extracting Moonbear's vocal cords?

No, man. That was- She'd extract his ears. Woman becomes YouTube star by eating into a microphone. She what? She's eating into a microphone, she becomes a star on YouTube. This is happening right now. Why would she- So star on YouTube. This is happening. Right now. So we could be stars and don't even know it.

Exactly. So maybe we should be eating more. Why is she a star for chewing into a microphone? I don't know, man. Maybe Hollywood used the sound effects for movies. Millions of views. People just like hearing her chewing shit on the microphone. Maybe she has a sexy chew. That could be it, yeah. Ricky, what would a sexy chew sound like?

I don't know. You should try one. I don't know how to do a sexy chew. You should give her a try, man. Rainey, sexy chew, how would that sound, do you think? Let's default to the lady. Okay. I'm gonna be honest with you guys, I hate food sounds. See? She's like Moon... She's from the Moon Bear camp. Okay. I'm gonna be honest with you guys, I hate food sounds. See? She's like Moon, she's from the Moon Bear camp.

I don't think a sexy food chewing sound exists. Right, okay. I agree. Julian? I'm not saying I think it's fucking sexy, but she's a star. Maybe if she was licking ice cream, does that have a sound? No, she's eating a pickle right here. Just a pickle shot. It would depend. What if she makes this sound when she licks ice cream?

Not sexy. Right. That would be weird. Some people like it, some people don't like it. All right, well, I'm glad we got off topic and talked about that. That was really awesome, Julian. It was great. All right, what do you'm glad we got off topic and talked about that. That was really awesome, Julian. It was great.

All right, what do you want to talk about then? If people wanted to hear some of your music or check out some of your stuff, where's the best place to go? I Am Rini? Yeah, bestplaceiamrini.com, my website. Everything's there. All my social media's on there. Well, you should check this girl out.

She is unbelievable. And, yeah, so lucky we got to hear you. What is, um, what is, Rainey must be short for something, is it? Yeah, it's not my government name. No. No, I use that as an alias for when the cops are on me. You deal with that too, do you? Decent.

It's tough over here. Decent? It sucks. They're trying to get all of us straight edge people off the street. I'm glad it's not just me. I wonder who's dealt with the cops more. Guaranteed. What just happened there?

Oh, yeah, we was just, uh... Nothing. You want a Hershey's? I would, yeah, I'd love to fuck with her. I'd love to have one of those. Thank you very much. Those do look nice. It's white.

No, I don't, I don't. I've never had this kind before. Is it good? Yes, Ricky. Wait when Ricky tries new food. Sometimes he freaks out. Oh, fuck. Yeah, that's good.

Don't freak out, Ricky. There's more where that came from. Okay, I'm just going to take my time with it. This is some sexy chewing, I guess. Is that what that is? That's her doing it. Is that what that is? That's her doing it. Is that a candy apple?

That's a candy apple. Oh, she's got the reverb on there. She's got it EQ'd real nice. It's not sexy. No, that's disgusting. People are loving it, though. She's making money doing this. Sounds like she's cutting down trees.

All right, that was kind of sexy. What did she say? Did she say, oh, no, God, it's so good. Oh, baby, that's so good. I don't know what the... I was scared of night. What know what... What in the name? I don't know, man. Yeah.

SexyChewer.com. That's annoying. It's pretty... Well, maybe there's another one. Oh, what do you got now? A pickle. You got a fallow chewing. Oh, my God.

This is going to be awesome. No, it's not. It's going to be fucking terrible. Two pickles at the same time. Wow. Julian. What? Enough.

I don't like pickles. What the fuck is she doing? Going in like that. Come on. They go first or whatever. You know why he's showing us? Why is she whispering? Because it's sexy. It's not sexy. I'm gonna take this whole pickle first, or whatever. You know why he's showing us? Why is she whispering? The whole pickle.

That's because it's sexy. It's not sexy. That is fucking entertainment. So that's what it would sound like. That's it. It's fucking entertaining. I don't care what you guys say. That was awesome.

Don't let her near your pickle. Frankie. Fuck, man her near your pickle. Frankie. Fuck, man. Oh, thanks. Well, that's what it would sound like. Sound like she snapped a limb. Yeah. Snapped her leg or something.

Yeah. All right. All right. What next, are we playing Jeopardy or what's going on? We could keep talking about other things. Alright, let's talk about other things. What do you got on your paper, Ricky? Who are some of your greatest influences, maybe? How's that for a question? I'm getting good at this.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You are, Ricky. Um, when I was a kid I listened to a lot of gospel music. Yeah. So I listened to like a lot of choir stuff. My dad was into like quartet kind of groups, so I listened to a lot of choir stuff. My dad was into quartet kind of groups, so I listen to a lot of groups like the William Brothers and Canton Spirituals and stuff like that. There's also blues influence.

My uncle's Carson Downey, so I would hear... I heard that, Carson Downey. Cool. Quit the music roots. Oh, yeah, for sure. For sure. It comes from both sides. And also there's all the R&B stuff that I listened to, you know, growing up. Stuff from like the 90s, some stuff from the 80s as well, and then well on up there. What about 60s R&B? That's kind of where I, that's kind of my wheelhouse. Hey, you know when I do R&B night? No. Ricky, I've done it many times.

When have you ever done an R&B night? When did I do? At the Legion? Karaoke R&B night in my shed. You guys are always too big. Are we around? Well, you're sitting on the picnic table. Usually?

You think I remember. When I get on my Marvin Gaye suit and come out. Marvin Gaye? Yeah. Let's make love tonight. I'm dressed up like all those fellas. Otis Redding. Don't remember, Bubbs, and I've known you my entire life.

Well, that's because you were probably in the house dressed up as Patrick Swayze. All right. This is where you want to go with this, is it? Eat him. Or George Michael. George Michael. With your three days growth. Or Chachi Arcola.

Keep them coming. I only brought up George Michael because your favorite song of all time came out on October 6th. Which one? Faith. Remember when you used to sing that and dance around? That was you guys that used to sing Faith, man. I was never singing, I've never sang Faith. I don't sing and I don't dance. Don't listen to these guys.

Never. Your big mirrored sunglasses and your white t-shirt. And when it would come to the baby part, you'd throw your head back, Baby! Never. Never? Never. Can you see me doing that? Come on. Never.

I don't really have much... I like yours. Okay. This one sticks sometimes, though. Okay, no, I'm gonna keep my eye on one of these. I don't want it to mess me up when we play Jeopardy. I don't... There's not much happening on October 6th. Even... Not many people born except Elizabeth Shue, who I have a problem with.

Why? Elizabeth Shue? It's because of what she did with her last name. Like, fuck off. Or, sorry, I don't mean to swear, but... Hey. Go pound something. Why? What do you mean what she did with her last name?

I can't spell Shue like everybody else. I'm going to make it a U instead of an O. Like, okay. Why? She's not... Her last name isn't Shue, the noun, Ricky. It's not pronounced Shuey. No, but it's... Her name's not Shue. She's not a Shue. She's the noun, Ricky. It's not pronounced shoe-ee. No, but it's...

Her name's not shoe, she's not a shoe. She's trying to be fancy, it's dumb. I have a problem with her. She's not being dumb. And she didn't pick her name in the first place, Rick. How do you know? That's what they do. They change their names to try to have a cool spelling. Hey, I'm not just a shoe, I'm a shoe with a U.

So you think her cousin's name's probably Jimmy Glove? Is it? I doubt it. Jimmy Glove? They could be a whole family that owned a store. Different departments. Teddy Hat? He could have ran the hat department, yeah.

That's where all those names come from. One family owned a big store. See what we got to deal with on a daily basis? Every day, same thing. And you're going to love this. You thought that the earth wasn't flat? Guess what? It is.

No, it's not. Here we go. Because the rapper, B.O.B., started a crowdfunding thing to prove it. I understand he started a crowdfunding thing to prove it. And guess what he's going to prove? That it's flat. That he's not that smart. That's what B.O.B. is going to prove.

Is he B.O.B. or do they call him Bob? I don't know. I have no idea. I just thought his name was Bob. It could be capital B, small o, capital B too. So it's Bob. Don't ever do that again. Please.

How do you say it? Buh-hub. Okay, okay. Quiet O. It's not a silent O, but it's a quiet O. A quiet O. I don't really have anything else except for the manly thing. So do you know about this whole flat earth debate? Yeah.

There's a whole group of people around the world who are trying to convince people that the earth is flat. They got me convinced. That didn't take much. You know, I don't think it's flat. Well, that's great. I'm so happy because if you had said, yeah, so what dummy, it is flat, then I would have been... Embarrassed?

No, I would have had to school her on the science. Maybe she'd school you. Maybe. Oh, boys, I forgot about this one. We got to track this fella down. Is this about the guy that has the kilogram of gold shoved up his rectum? Nope. Not who I was talking about. Is there a guy that has a kilogram of gold shoved up his rectum? Nope.

Nasty. Not who I was talking about. But now that you brought it up, maybe you want to just take over for a minute, Reggie. No. Who is that? Some fella in Sri Lanka got arrested with a kilo of gold up his... Up his hoo-hoo. Or woo-woo, what is it?

That's his earth. A kilo? That's a lot of gold. Well, itwoo, what is it? Haas. Haas is Earth. Yeah. A kilo? Yeah, that's a lot of gold. That's a lot of gold. Well, it depends on what shape it is. Well, yeah. I mean, if it's a flat, wide brick, then you got nuts, you got a problem.

But maybe he molded it into, you know, I'm assuming it would be a shape. A tubular item. Some kind of a friendly shape. Yeah. He had a kilo. Well, you know what? That's not a lot of gold. Gold is... Gold's very dense. It's very heavy.

What does dense mean? I mean, if he had a kilo of feathers up there... What does dense mean? Like dense, Ricky. It's... Like it's dented? Concentrated. Like... Dented in? No, it's dents.

D-E-N-S-E, not dents. Like multiple dented items. Dents. You've got me totally confused. It says he was caught walking suspiciously. So it probably was a brick. I bet he was. Yeah.

I bet he was. It wasn't comfortable. And then he stuck to the wall where there was a magnet. Oh, yeah, two bricks. He had two bricks up there. Bricks? Yeah. I bet he was. It wasn't comfortable. And then he stuck to the wall where there was a magnet. Oh, yeah, two bricks. He had two bricks up there. Bricks? Yeah. That's not a comfortable thing to...

I mean, that would be about a kilo of gold, wouldn't it? No, it wouldn't be. No, man, no. That'd be about an ounce. That's an ounce. Keep going. My God, so, yeah. East.

314 grams of gold up his ass. And he got caught. Wow. That's crazy. So what were you going to talk about? Any reason why he had it up there? He was probably stealing it, I'm guessing. He was stealing it, yeah.

Where was he stealing it from? What, did he go into people's jewelers and say he got a kilo? I don't know where it was going. Where did it go? I dropped it. I don't know where it was going. Where'd the tall reading? I dropped it I don't know where it went folks. I'm out of here. What were you gonna talk about another man before Julian interrupted you? I don't remember now Ricky. Did you hear about the guy? Oh, yes, there's this guy I found on the internet Yeah, and he put up video and he's trying to convince people where the Illati. And he said I'm throwing out devil signs.

I did this to you? Yeah, that's a devil sign, isn't it? It's a 666. That's okay. I was probably saying okay. Yeah. And he's got a video up and he's like, oh, look at the guy in the blue shirt.

He's Illuminati throwing out secret signs. Hey, bud, if you're watching this, go fuck yourself. We're not supposed to swear. Well, that was a special occasion. What is aluminum naughty? Not aluminum naughties. What is it? Aluminauty, it's hard to explain.

Is that a white? It's like a secret society. You know, you always see the triangle with the eyeball. I think it's that. Not very secret if we all know about that. That's a good point. Anyway, I hope that guy's watching, you stupid, deranged bastard. And he was also going on about Flat Earth.

We're going to find the video and put up a link so you can just hear what a whack job this guy is. But I hope he's watching. See that, bud? Go fuck yourself. Wow, you're really angry. There's another symbol the Illuminati use, too. It's that. That's a good one. I know what that means. Right there.

That's an Illuminati symbol for go fuck yourself. This is pretty hostile coming from a guy that said we can't swear, can't talk about cocks. I think Rainey's pretty cool now. The whole flat earth thing is, you know, it's driving you nuts, man. Like, big time. So not only does this guy think the earth is flat, Ricky,

he thinks we live under a dome. We do. And the reason the sky's blue, that's water you're seeing up above the dome. Ah, that makes sense. You believe him. See? I don't know, I'm on the fence.

There's too many people like you out there, man, that would actually believe that. That's the problem. They'd keep their minds open. I hope he sees this and I hope he puts up another video. That would be awesome. Maybe we could Skype him. I'd love to get him on Skype. That would be nice. Let's Skype him. Hey, bud, if you're watching this, somebody show him this video and tell him we want to get him on Skype.

Please. Just analyze it. Bubz needs to talk to him. He needs closure on this thing. I need to talk to this whack job. It's driving us nuts, Bubz. This whole thing. Like crazy, man. Well, I just brought it up.

How's it driving you nuts? You fucking go crazy about it, man. Well, it just makes me, you know, a bit crazy that people think the goddamn earth's flat. Freaks me out. I get it. Just leave them be. Just chill out, man. Have a hickory stick. I'm not Just leave them be. Just chill out, man. Have a hickory stick.

I'm not gonna leave them be. Were you guys gonna sing Archipelago? Hmm? Or whatever it's called? Come on. I mean, you don't have to, but... I mean, I would love it if Rainey would sing just a little something. Just a little note.

I mean, I know you didn't do your warm-ups and everything, so don't hurt yourself, but I'd love to hear something, you know. What do you guys want to hear? Something with some, you know, something with some highs and some lows and some... You know, when you do the little scales and things. Show off a bit. Show off a bit?

Show off a bit. Show off a bit? Show off a bit. Oh, man. I mean, I can give you a beat if you need one. No, I'm going to be good without the beat. All right, all right. Just offering it up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No worries, no worries.

I know you've got the beat going on. I can rap if I need to. But if you're maybe like some, yeah. What's your favorite acapella? Like, is it a gospel thing or? Um, not really. No? No, uh, it's a song I wrote back when I was 16.

It's a little inspirational song. Can it inspire some people today? Is that all right? Decent. Okay, cool, cool, cool. Yes. It's just a little chorus called, uh, Dream Big.

All right. So, yeah, I think, I think this will be, be a cool tune. Reanie Smith, take it away. All right. Have you ever searched for something or someone to make your dreams come true. And have you ever hoped for a hero just to come and rescue you?

And have you ever searched for something or someone to supply all your needs? And have you ever prayed for a miracle just to come and set you free Well, you just dream big Don't dream small Cause if you don't dream big Don't dream at all, no Dream big, yeah Don't dream small No, dream big, yeah.

Don't dream small. Because if you don't dream big, don't dream at all. Yeah. Simple. Look at this. Look at this. Hair standing up my arm. Look at that.

Dang. Standing right up. That was beautiful. That was incredible. Beautiful. Thanks, man. That was awesome. If I had. Beautiful. Thanks, man. If I had a voice like that, like great pure like that, I would just sing all day.

That's what I would do. I tend to sound a little gravelly. Eh, nothing wrong with that. I know, but it's not, you know, these guys tell me, shut up all the time. Hey, Bubba. That was just a little tease. You gotta go check out his stuff and hear more. It's so good. Yes, absolutely. Beautiful. One question.

What do you want to do here? Want a little match? Do you want to? I don't know. I pulled up the Jeopardy game from Rainey's birthday. Okay. This is... So this Jeopardy aired... All right, let's do it.

I'm not gonna give the date so that I don't give away your age. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But this was the day you were born. This is the Jeopardy game that was played. We're going to play... Let's play three questions. Winner takes all. Okay?

All right. Takes all the snacks? Yep. Takes all the... Yes, that's what we're putting up. Oh, man. Putting all the snacks on the line. Here's the categories.

Geography. The Golden Globe Awards. Great. Furniture. You could do good in that one, Ricky. Okay. Dogs. I'm good at dogs.

Famous Austrians. And prefixes. Rini is the guest of honor. We're going to let her choose the category. Let's go geography. Geography for 100? For 100. Okay.

Here's the question, or the answer. In 1997, oh, and I'll remind you, you have to phrase it like a question. You say, what is, and then you, because they'll catch you on a technicality, and then Julian will complain that he actually won. In 1997, this British crown colony will become a special administrative region of China. Rainy. Hong Kong. Hong Kong, baby.

What? Rainey Smith. It's right there, boy. Oh, come on. How did you know that? I'm a slight genius. Wait a second. Is there anything you're not good at?

Yeah, but when you said Hong Kong, I was like, there's no fucking way. Like, oh, man, that was a really bad answer. How do I get back to the question? It's the right answer. Wow. Shit. I didn't know. Maybe we don't want to play this.

Okay, Rainey, you continue to pick the category now. Geography for 200. Oh, man. Geography for 200. I suck at geography. Okay. Geography for 200. Here we go.

Zambia and Zimbabwe used to be northern and southern this. Ricky for 200. Ireland. Or who is Ireland? Ricky. Zambia and Zimbabwe used to be northern and southern Ireland. I don't even got to check the answer to know that's wrong. It's Africa. What is wrong with your brain?

Africa's a continent. Ricky the second. What was the question? Ricky the second. What was the question? Go back to the question. Ricky the second. I hope you didn't hear the question right.

Here, I can't get back to the question. Do you have an answer, Rene? You're going to win, because they both... North and south, uh... Zambia. Right! Oh, my God! No, I'm just joking. That was a tough one.

What is it? That was a tough one. Rhodesia. Never would have guessed it. That was a tough one. Very is it? That was a tough one. Rhodesia. Never would have guessed it. That was a tough one. Very far off Ireland, though, Ricky. Nobody got that one, so this is... If you guys don't get one of these right, I'm getting this one. You can't beat geography, though, is it?

Well, it's Rainey's choice. Geography, golden globes, furniture, dogs, famous Austrians, or prefixes? Let's go with prefixes. Prefixes? What is a prefix? Oh, there, you Austrians, or prefixes? Let's go with prefixes. Prefixes. What is a prefix? Oh, there, you got an advantage already. Prefixes for 100.

It's often found in front of marine sandwich. Ricky. What is a submarine? Ricky, I believe. Sub? Ricky got it. It was right. Submarine sandwich.

Okay, you realize you're tied with Ricky. That's not good. Rainey, you do not want to lose to Ricky. Trust me. Okay. This will haunt you forever. Oh, man. This will haunt you forever. Ricky gets to choose the category now.

I don't want Australians. What else is there? It was Austrians anyway. It wasn't Australians. You heard her. Dogs. Dogs. I'm good at dogs. Dogs for 100, Ricky?

You know what, let Reni pick. She's the guest. He knows dogs. He knows dogs, dude? Yeah, I think so. Reni, you can pick the category. Austrians. Oh my God.

Famous Austrians for 100. This is gonna be easy. Oh, that was an accident. Gustav Mahler... Gustav Mahler was treated for severe mental stress by this noted Austrian psychoanalyst. You could get this. I... Noted Austrian psychoanalyst.

Think back. Rainey. Dr. Phil. Dr. Phil. Dr. Phil. That's a good guess. No, not Dr. Phil. I only know one Austrian.

Who is it, Reggie? Schwarzenegger. Who is Schwarzenegger? Did he ever do doctor? It's not Arnold Schwarzenegger. Who is Schwarzenegger? Did he ever do doctor? It's not Arnold Schwarzenegger. Not Arnold Schwarzenegger. He's probably the most famous psychoanalyst in the history of the world. You just got to think of one psychoanalyst.

Or we just move on to the next one. Yeah. Sigmund Freud, boys. Yes, that's who I was going to say next. After Dr. Phil. My second choice. Dr. Phil and Sigmund Freud, boys. Yes, that's who I was gonna say next. After Dr. Phil. That's my second choice. Dr. Phil and Sigmund. I'd like to see those two hanging out. That'd be weird.

Okay. Category. This could be the question that wins the game. You pick it, bubs. No, I'm gonna let Rainey pick. Okay, furniture. Oh, yeah, good one bubs. No, I'm gonna let Rainey pick. Okay, furniture. Oh, yeah. Good one. Furniture for 100.

I got this. Okay, some 19th century paper mache furniture was painted and then inlaid with mother of this. Ricky. What is mother of pearl? Oh, my God, I think he won. No, he didn't. Mother of Pearl, Ricky just won Jeopardy. Where the hell did that come from?

It's the only mother of anything I know. Ricky just won Jeopardy. This is a special day. Rini, come on anytime. Love you. Oh, I think she's standing on a high note. Rini, you better hope none of your friends see this podcast. It wasn't her fault.

Because you just got beat by Ricky. That's not good. That's not a good thing? That should be embarrassed. At least you're smarter than Julian. He didn't get any of it. I wasn't trying because I was helping Reni out. Julian didn't get a single answer. He didn't even buzz in, did you?

I wasn't trying. Alright, I think that's it. I think we're done here. I don't think we can outdo that. Ricky just won Jeopardy. That's right, we're done. That's unbelievable. Rainey, thanks for being here. Thanks for having me, guys.

Thank you. Appreciate you. IamRainey.com, right? Yes, sir. Check her out. IamRainey.com. Let's go eat these snacks. Thank you.