Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 117 - Divine’s Ginger Beer

Episode Date: November 13, 2017

Award-winning R&B/Soul artist Divine Brown joins the podcash this week and it’s making Julian frisky!  The Boys ask Divine if certain foods can help you sing better, if the Backstreet Boys are dicks, and Bubbles gets a new stage name: BUBBLES SUN MOON! Episode 117 is brought to you by the official Trailer Park Boys Store, SwearNet.com (the only place to watch the video of this podcash), Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky, and the Boys' own Freedom 35 lager!

Welcome to the Trailer Perk Boys podcast, brought to you in perkboysswearingit.com, the only place where you can see the video version of this podcast. Nice one. And go to trailerperkboysmerch.com and check out some merch, buy some stuff, please. They sponsor us too. What about the beer and the liquor? I was just getting to that, Richard. Also sponsored by Freedom 35, Drink the Dream, and Leckerman's all-dirty Canadian whiskey.

And a new beer is born. Try my new Ricky's Catch-23 malt liquor. It's stronger than you are. Are we rolling? I can roll. What do you want me to roll up? No, I mean, are the cameras rolling, Ricky? I don't need to smoke anything else. I don't know. Is it rolling? Yes. Are we doing this?

It is. Yes, boys. Are you ready? Julian, I would like you to start off today. Okay. Well, you know what I'm going to do? Hold on a sec. Hang on.

Countdown. Three, two, one. You can do the honey thing. I'll do the honey thing. It's all right. Three to 35. There we go. Welcome. Drink our beer. Welcome.

What's going on, fuckers? This is the official Turlapart Boys podcast coming at you right now. And this is a special day, another special day. We've been pretty lucky the last few podcasts. The Perp Boys Podcast coming at you right now. And this is a special day, another special day. It's been a long time lately. We've been pretty lucky the last few podcasts. I know, man. We have guest glory of a very special guest with us today. The lovely and talented Divine.

Can I have your hand just to give it a scoop? You can. Ooh! Nice glass. Very nice. Okay. I think talented might be a little bit of an understatement. Well, yes.

Like, wow. Yes. Can I just see this for a second? You guys have your own beer? We do. Oh, yeah. That's awesome. We do.

We don't think y'all look pretty good on it, too. Thank you. Thank you, guys. It's particularly nice. You do. You're the best looking out there. Yeah, Bubba's came up with this. You know that, Bubba.

It's pretty good. OK. Welcome, welcome. How are you? with this. It's pretty good. Okay. Welcome, welcome. How are you? I am good. I'm good. How are you? We're doing all right. We're a little hungover. We had a few drinks listening to you last night. Okay.

Mind-blowing. Yeah? Yeah. It was nice seeing you all in the audience enjoy it. It was a great night. Yeah. Did you, um... Ricky, I just blacked out.

Yeah, what's wrong with you, man? What was that you gave me? It was a combo. Just leave it at that. Don't want to get into it right now. I wanted to... I specifically said I need to have my faculties. You said, oh, this is mild.

All right, let's get this going. All right, we're good. Okay, so we got some questions. Okay. For you. Go right ahead. Ricky, do you, so we got some questions. Okay. For you. Go right ahead. Ricky, do you want to start? Do you want to lay any ground rules?

Yes. No swearing in front of the lady. I'll try not to. And again. Last time it was you mostly that swore. No talking about what you usually talk about, both of you. I won't. How good was I last?

I'm not the one that usually brings that up. Yes, you are. But I want you guys to be yourselves. Exactly, bud. Just be yourself. I was good last week. I didn't ask him about what we were all wondering. Ricky, you inferred it pretty good. Well, I was... And I think he picked up on it and he knew you were talking about it.

He didn't deny it, so it's probably true. He's a lucky man. Well, you know what? You guys are talking about this. People that are listening to this or watching it have no idea what you're talking about. Oh, they know. They know. Last week, Danny Weiss was on and Ricky was trying to inquire about something. There's a lot of rumors that he's got a good-sized collection of appendages.

That's enough, Ricky. Okay. Everybody knows what you're talking about, and you were trying to get it out of him. All right, well, I did. He starts to pick up. When you said, let's address the rhinoceros in the room,

I'm pretty sure he knew. You almost killed me, man. Let's address the... See, look, we're already talking about it without talking about it. This is what happens. Okay. I have no idea what you're talking about.

I'm just going to keep it. I'll just... Let's just leave it like that. Let is what happens. Okay. I have no idea what you're talking about. Anyway, let's get back on track. I'm just gonna keep it. I'll just, mm-hmm. Let's just leave it like that. Let's leave it like that. You'll never look at the guitar player for the scene, probably, but that's all right. This says your name used to be Divine Earth Essence. That's correct. Like that, was that on your birth certificate?

No. No, okay. So that was just your- That was my stage name. That was your stage name. Mm-hmm, my stage name. That was your stage name. That's a decent name. That's heavy, that's deep. Yeah, it's like shampoo or something. Oh, it's nice. Morgan Shampoo, it sounds great, I don't know.

Saxxy. Ooh. Saxxy, Divine Earth Essence. I've never heard that before. I might change my name and get myself three names. Like Bubbles something something. I don't know what it would be, but... Could you come up with like a cool name like that,

but for me, like... Like Bubble Sun Moon or something like that. Bubble Sun Moon. That's it. Bubbles Big Eye Energy. Whoa. Ricky. And then there was that.

Bubble Sun Moon is fine. I'm going to start introducing myself like that. That was you, not me. Bubble sun moon. What are these? What are these? Only for when we play Jeopardy. Okay.

I notice you've got a lot of fancy snacks and stuff down there. Oh, I do. We've got a terrible little bag of chips. Yeah. You know, they asked me before I came in, they asked me what I wanted, and I said, well, I told them what I wanted. I have some jalapeno cheddar smart food

and bite-sized Snickers. Jalapeno popcorn? Are you kidding me? Jalapeno. Ricky, get your dirty mitts out of her snack. I like your style. And then I have some Oreo cookies. That's a good choice.

And some ginger beer. Ginger beer. I want to be like, y' like, Ricky, can you pass me a pink marker, please? Can you do that for me? Define pink. Pink. You know what? One of the pink ones.

And just pass them. Pass them over. You know what? I'll do pink and purple. Because I kind of wanted, I felt a little left out when I saw y'all with your Freedom 35. So I'm just going to make my own ginger beer here. Decent.

You are killing me right now. Yeah, I mean. See that? You can come on here anytime with your fancy delicious snacks. That's called taking the bull by the horns. Yeah, there you go. Decent. Okay.

That's a nice logo, too. You see? That's what it's all about. And then I'll just make some pretty designs with the pink one. Okay, nice. Divine's Ginger Beer. Nice. Nice. I'd buy that.

So if you were doing a commercial for it, what would you say? What would be the slogan? Well, look what we have here. Divine's Ginger Beer. The best ginger beer on the market. I'm buying some. I'm buying a case on the way home. Would you buy it just because of the way I said it?

Yes, ma'am. Everything you did there was perfect. I don't even like that stuff. Julian, you're getting a little heated over there. I've got a cheese, you know. Hey. I'm having a hard time with this one.'ve got cheese, you know. Hey. I'm having a hard time with this one. Ooh, it's getting frisky.

Fuzz, don't try to embarrass me, man. Oh, I won't. You'll embarrass yourself. Right, thank you. Best ginger beer I ever had, Jamaica. Yes. Absolutely. Best ginger beer I've ever had, never had it before. You've never had ginger beer before?

I don't believe I have. Oh, my God. You don't know what you're missing. Yeah, it's so good. But the best, like ginger, actually, to be honest, a ginger beer, because my family's Jamaican. Yeah. So a ginger beer that rivals Jamaican ginger beer would be Irish ginger beer. No way.

For real. We're not thinking that. I'm going to try it. I was in the south of France with my band, and the drink of the night was this Irish ginger beer and whiskey, which is really good. Really? And ginger beer and rum is good. Ginger beer and whiskey is what? That makes a drink called something. I don't know.

I know ginger beer and rum. Irish crack or something it's called. Irish carbon? No, that's not Irish Caravan. Irish Weir? Irish Weir? Something like that. Irish Weir?

Irish Brisky? Brisky? Brisky? Brisky's actually a great name. Brisky, I like it. We should come up with something. I like Brisky. I like Brisky. Brisky McDonald's. Nice to meet you. Brisky O' a great name. Brisky, I like it. We should come up with something. I like Brisky. I like Brisky.

Brisky McDonald's, nice to meet you. Brisky O'Flanagan. Excuse me. Brisky O'Flanagan. We're gonna make a Brisky. Like, well, we make this. We're businessmen. Well, I am mostly.

And I got this out for us, so you never know. There could be a Brisky. Yeah, there could be a Brisky. On the market. Could it be any more obvious? How could I do that with ginger beer, Divine's ginger beer? Divine's brisky ginger beer.

Dinger, dinger beer? Dinger beer. There you fucking go. Julian's feeling a little frisky, it looks like. Just it's best for talking business. Oh, frisky brisky they call them. Frisky brisky they call them. Frisky brisky.

Frisky brisky. Okay, so I gotta ask you this. Okay. This says that you have a five octave vocal range. That's what they say. Is that true? That's what they say. I'm pretty close to it, very close to five.

What's an octave? An octave is literally eight notes. It's eight notes, Ricky. You know, if you went from C to C, C to E, F, G, A, B, C. Yeah, that's a scale. You can do five, so like 40 notes? I can't even, no.

What it is is that I can do like, I can't remember what my lowest to my highest is, but from one octave, another octave, another octave, and then... Clark Kent, that was a real jam. octave another octave another octave and then that's pretty low yeah that is pretty low did you ever think about you ever think about taking singing as a career I Superman never made any money. Did you ever think about taking singing as a career?

Hey, listen, I have some songs out. I do some singing. Yeah? Yes, sir. I have a band called Bubbles and the Shit Rockers. Wow. Okay. I like that name. I have some songs, but nothing. I mean, I can't sing that well, but I can belt up the country to you. Yeah, let me have that. So then, I'd like to hear a

low note and then a super high one. Even if you did four octaves, could you just show me what that sounds like? Oh my gosh. I could try to give you... Oh no, that's the wrong color. Jeez. Okay, so if I sang the lowest note, let me see. That's probably my lowest note.

That's low. That's low, right? I don't know, I don't want to, I'm a little. Oh yeah, don't hurt yourself. I'm a little under the weather. Don't blow a gasket or anything. Yeah, but I'm a little under the weather. Don't blow a gasket or anything. Yeah, but I'm a little under the weather to do some like high notes and stuff.

I do want even a little higher and it'll freak him. Wow. Look at Julian. Oh my goodness. You guys, you're embarrassing me. That was hot though. That was really hot. Yeah, Julian can't keep his eyes off you.

You're welcome. Well, none of. Yeah, Julian can't keep his eyes off you. You're welcome. Well, none of us can, I guess. Aw. Now, okay, what else do you all want to talk about? Well, let's see. How did you get to get such a good voice? From stuff you eat? Or what causes a good voice?

Well, I don't know. My Jamaican parents fed me really well, so I think that might have something to do with it. But I just, a lot of practice. A lot of practice and just a genuine love for singing and for music. When did you start singing? Oh, man, I feel like I started singing in the womb. Wow.

That's young. That would be weird. Wow. That's young. That would be weird. Well, not really, I guess. I mean, it would sound weird if your mom was at the mall or whatever. Yeah, and all of a sudden they're like, what's that sound coming out of your tummy, Will? What's going on?

That's my daughter. How you doing? I started, all I know is that I've always wanted to sing. I started to sing, really vocalizing stuff around the age of four or five. And then I started singing really, I had my first professional gig when I was 12. Jesus, that's cool. I'm going to tell you something here, and I probably shouldn't, but I'm just gonna tell you this straight up. Okay. First time I ever smooched a lady, it was the old school love.

Really? Yes, ma'am. Do you know how many people have told me that? Yep. A lot of people have told me that. First time I ever smooched. Who was the lucky fella? Ricky.

Oh, come on, Ricky. That's not nice. You know it wasn't a fella. Who was it? I'm not telling you. I don't kiss and tell. Well, when did that's not nice. You know it wasn't a fella. Who was it? I'm not telling you. I don't kiss and tell. Well, when did that come out? Last month.

In 2005. Yeah, okay. Well, maybe it wasn't that song. It must have been before that. Well, that sounds about right. And we're not talking about, like, grandmothers and stuff. I must have did some smooching before 2005. Guess not.

Did you get the tongue going, bubs? Oh my goodness. Or was it just like a lip thing? I'm doing you. What? Stop it. I just want to see what kind of game you got here. Stop it.

He's just trying to embarrass you the way you've been embarrassed. I know, exactly. Can't embarrass me. That's a fantastic song, though. Thank you very much. I'm sure everybody knows that song, but if you don't, you have to check it out. Unbelievable. Sing a bit of it, Ricky. I you very much. I'm sure everybody knows that song, but if you don't, you have to check it out. Unbelievable. Sing a bit of it, Ricky.

I can't do it justice. I like the way you sang it, though. Oh, yeah? Yeah. I'll sing with it. Just a bit, Rick. Come on, man.

No. Don't have it in me. Not in front of such a good singer. He's turning red, y'all. He's turning red. You want me to sing that just a part of the chorus?

Yeah, he'll do it. No. Will you sing with me? Your voice is too good. It's just... Come on. Still miss that old school love. Not quite that do-right love.

Come on, Ricky. I can't. Your love was fine. Come on. It's just too good. How do you compete with that? Bubz, you can't even sing. No, but Ricky, I like when you're drunk,

staggering around at the dance at the Legion, singing that. Can you tape it next time and send it to me? I will. I'll definitely do that. All right, excellent. They play that at the end of the night, you know, to bring the couch down so that it calms people down.

Okay. But all it does, Ricky gets super drunk, and he staggers around. He's into it, though. Oh, he loves it. He's super into it, man. He loves it. He loves it super drunk, and he staggers out. He's into it, though. Oh, he loves it. He's super into it, man. He loves it. He loves it.

It's deep. All right. Thanks, guys. Oh, yeah, it says here you toured with the Backstreet Boys. I did. 2008. Mm-hmm. What was that like now?

That was a fun little tour. Are those guys dicks, or are they all right? No, they're cool. All right, good. Ricky, why would you ask that? They come across as being a little dickish. Can you imagine if I said that? Maybe it's another group of fellas, is it?

We're going to call all the Backstreet Boys right now. New kids. Or maybe it's the new kids I'm thinking about. You used to hate the new kids. You did. Yeah, that's who I'm thinking of. Backstreet Boys are all right, I guess. No, they were cool.

They probably kicked my ass. Backstreet's back. right, I guess. No, they were cool. They probably kicked my ass. Backstreet Boys, back. All right. Mm-hmm. That was the first time I experienced deafening screams in an auditorium. It was actually... Yeah, there's a difference between a scream and a roar, isn't there? The ladies and the 16-year-olds.

Really? That the ladies brought their kids on the bandwagon, on the Backstreet Boys. And the ladies actually throw their underwear at them? Is that true? Because we've heard that. I didn't see any underwear action that night. No? Well, that's good. Maybe nobody was wearing any. Ooh, and then there's that.

Julian wanted me to ask you this. He was too shy. Did you ever get to see any of them changing? No, I didn't. But I wouldn't want... No, I wouldn't want to see them change. No, he really wanted to know, but he was too shy to ask. That's a weird question, Julian. Yeah, it is a weird question. I didn't want to know that.

Bob, so what are you doing? That's mine. You know what, you know what you're doing. You took me aside right before we came here. He's lying, I would never, I don't want to see them change. You said, if the opportunity arises, ask her if she's ever seen them change. Did he say it in that creepy voice? Yeah.

I'm so full of shit. And then he touched my cheek with the back of his hand. No, no. You know he's lying. Let's go on, bubs. You guys' friendship is special. You're not eating your Oreos. No, I haven't.

I haven't eaten any Oreos. Or your snacks. We have a listener named Moon Bear, and he gets pissed off when we eat on the podcast. You guys, please have some of my snacks, because I can't eat all of them. I didn't want to intrude. Ricky. Definitely have some of that jalapeno popcorn. Ricky, you bought French fry trays to steal our snacks.

No, that's awesome. Please, please, share. Here, Ricky. You can have a cup of chocolate nuggets. I have a special way that I eat my Oreos. I like it. When you take the stuff out, you eat the middle. Because I don't like the...

Bear Tonks. Work pretty well. I like the way you eat those. Do that again, Ricky. And you don't eat the white thing at all? You want some? Watch this, watch this. Technique he came up with.

Uh oh. Whoa, okay. Made a mess. Here you go, Bubs. Pac-Man. Look at that. That's special. I didn't want any, but I just wanted to see.

So do you have any really cool influences or people that you like to listen to? Mm-hmm. Ricky, of course. I love Chaka Khan. I love Chaka Khan. I love Aretha Franklin. I love Gladys Knight.

Gladys Knight and the Peps. Mm-hmm. I love so many. Whitney Houston. Whitney. Love Whitney. The list is really long. What about Aretha?

Aretha? I did say Aretha. Oh, you said that? Yeah, I did. You missed it. See, Ricky? You got me blacking out here. In and out of.

What did you give him? Nothing. Nothing? I don't know. He's making that up. Oh, is he? It was a brownie. Oh.

It was a brownie, but it wasn't a normal one. Mm-hmm. It was a special brownie. Oh. It was a brownie, but it wasn't a normal one. Mm-hmm. It was a special brownie. Yes. Okay. Is it making you feel itchy? Come on, Ricky, why would you put that in my head? What part of you is itchy?

Is it all over? I'm not itchy, but now that he said that, I bet you I start getting itchy. Hope so. Because my brain will tell me I'm itchy. You won a Juno in 2009 for Best R&B Soul Album. Yeah, I did. I did. How awesome was that? Was it cool to go up and say,

Hey, thank you. It was special. It was a special moment, that's for sure. Was it like the Oscars where if you talk too long and they put on the music to say, you know, beat it? I think they do have music, but I kept it really- They didn't play you off though? No, they didn't.

I kept it short and sweet. Decent. These snacks are fabulous. Yeah, the Smartfood popcorn's pretty good, huh? Mm. I like hot things. It's got a nice, yeah, me too. Nice little bite.

Me too. What? What? That. What's got a nice... Yeah, me too. Nice little bite. Me too. What? What? What's this? Oh, for fuck's sake. No, you did that... We're going, bubs. I'm in there.

Nice. Ricky, why did you set that right there where my hand goes? That's where I rest my arm. Oh, yeah. All right, I don't know if you have tattoos or not, but this girl decides I want to get my eyeball tattooed. Oh, that's brilliant. She got it done, and now look what's going on.

Is that real? That's real. What is it? What happened? And she lost sight in that eyeball. Oh, she's blind. Oh, well, there's a big surprise. And now she's got like purple.

You have a needle full of ink in your eyeball. What do you think is going to happen? Purple tears. That's stupid. Why would someone do that? I don't know. She's just dumb. Well, you got a screw loose.

She wanted to feel more at home in her body, whatever that means. I'm out of my heart talking about sparing. What was she trying to tattoo? You just wake up. I'd rather you guys just do you because, you know, just do you. Just do you. Just be who you are. I don't want you on the whole back I want to show what's going what's going on there about oh

yeah yeah yeah because I'm trying to be you know gentlemen that's right I don't feel bad for this person's fuck I say what she was trying to put on there like what was just want to color in the white part of her eye what and they did it I mean it was a botched fucking surgery kind of thing. And now there's purple discharge coming out of her eyeball. That's really disgusting. You know what that is? It's called ink and eye gawk. I have a problem with anything that has to do with eyes. Yeah, you can't... Like anything that... Meaning, like, if there's a horror

movie, and I'm watching it, and somebody could get with eyes. Yeah, you can't. Like anything that, meaning like if there's a horror movie and I'm watching it and somebody could get stabbed in the chest, you know what I mean? They could get a pull through the cheek. If something happens

with the eyeball in that movie, heebie-jeebies. You could make a wooden thing. Oh! Can you touch your eyeball? No! No, I can do that.

I agree. Eyes are fucked. Eyes are fucked. Eyes are fucked. You just fucked. Eyes are fucked. You just think they pop or something. Mm-mm-mm-mm. That would suck. Mm-mm-mm-mm.

Next topic. Well, people do eat goat eyes and stuff. You know, they pop and all this stuff comes out. Julian, shut the fuck up about eyes. All right. It would be best if our guest didn't throw up from you talking. I'm sorry, I didn't mean that.

A little bit in my throat. Okay. I won't talk about eyes. Okay. Thank you. I did step on one at a firm, though, remember? Yeah. And it exploded.

It pops. It was like one of those Lindor chocolates. Very nice eyes. Um. Thank you. This is great, guys. It was like one of those Lindor chocolates. Very nice eyes. Um... Thank you. This is great guys. People use fish eyes as bait as well.

I've done that when I was a kid. Kind of pop it right in there. Look. This is awesome. Way to go guys. Alright, I've had enough. Okay, thank you. Alright. Let's talk about poppies and kitties. Poppies and Let's talk about poppies and kitties. Poppies and kitties?

Poppies and kitties. Do you like poppies or do you like kitties? Kitty person or puppy person? Something nice. Not their eyeballs. I mean, you know. I am, I think I'm more of a, I like them both because they're both cute. When they're that, when they're small.

There's no comparison. When they're that, what do you mean there's no comparison? Kitties, 100% kitties. Poppies are. Poppies are cute. Poppies are cute, but they turn into big, shitty dogs. Oh, wow. Okay. Kitties are what...

Not all of them, man. You don't like dogs? I don't dislike dogs, but I mean, they're not even in the same class as kitties. He said big, shitty dogs. You like Cool Now. Cool Now was decent. He was decent. I miss Cool Now. Just because he was a hot dog-shaped dog. You guys had a dog Ricky had a dog named cool now

Oh a wiener dog booked up long. Okay cute. Yeah, he was cute little fella But Jacob was allergic to him turn red and almost died. Oh, that's not good Yeah, so they gave him to a firm. Oh Cool now lives on the farm. He found him in a car in the mall. Somebody left him in, you know, the windows up. So he smashed the window and took the dog, which was very nice, Rick. Really nice.

Yeah, he was a little wiener dog. He was almost a little cooked wiener dog. Oh, jeez. Barbecue wiener. They rescued him. Yeah. They must get their name from that, do they? Why?

Does they taste like a wiener? No, they eat because they're shaped like one. Do you just make a reference to a cooked dog? I was just wondering where they got the name for it. Because it's long and skinny, it looks like a wiener. But a wiener doesn't have legs. No, it's just- Or a beak. It's got the body of a wiener.

He actually ate a guinea pig once. For real. A guinea pig, fried one up. Doing research, he said. On what? Barbecue. Oh, geez. It wasn't good.

I can imagine. They don't taste anything like a pig, which was my point. You thought it was gonna taste like bacon. What? You thought it would be like a baby pig. He didn't even de-hair it. What?

Just throw it on. There was a lot of liquor involved. Yeah, it'll never happen again. Chris, come up. What? Just throw her on. There was a lot of liquor involved. Yeah. It'll never happen again. Chris, what happened? I feel a little sick to my stomach again. Yeah, guys, stop talking about this stuff. Where's the favorite place you've ever played or sang, do you think? Where's the?

Your favorite place in the world you've ever been to or played or sang. That I've been to my favorite place, Brazil. Cool. Northeastern Brazil. Never been there. Brazil is pretty amazing. The people are very warm.

To the touch? Warm personality. Oh. We should go there. And you should. You really should. And, you know, you guys will appreciate it.

Beautiful women everywhere. I would love to go to Brazil. Yeah. I'd be decent. Go down and get a haircut. Are they known for their haircuts? That's what a Brazilian haircut is, isn't it? Where you get your hair done? I've never...

A Brazilian? A haircut? A Brazilian haircut? I think that's somewhere else in your body. Yeah, and it's a totally different area. Is it? No, people say I went to Brazil and I got a Brazilian haircut.

Yeah, well if you got one up there, you'd be bald. Which, you know, might be kinda cool, I don't know. Ricky. It's a different thing, Buzz. Okay. Okay, but you didn't sing in Brazil? No, I didn't sing. I didn't sing in Brazil.

I just, at the time, I was in a Brazilian martial arts group, or Brazilian martial arts. I was taking a Brazilian martial art called capoeira. Holy smokes. So there's a lot of acrobatics and martial art movements in it. There's music and playing and singing.

So yeah, it's probably one of the most unique martial arts. What other martial arts do you know? That's pretty much it. I want to learn Wing Chun though. Wing Chun? Wing Chun. I know a few Wing Chun, though. Wing Chun? I know a few moves in Wing Chun.

You what? I know a few moves in the Wing Chun. You do? Yes, ma'am. Okay. I can't do them right here. Why? I need to do my stretching.

I have to do my stretches. It's that, oh, it's that intense, those moves? It's very intense. Okay. So you could probably kick Julian's ass from the sounds of it. If you had to. If I had to, maybe. Nice.

I'm a lover, not a fighter. And I wouldn't want to do that to Julian. That's right. I think you're very nice. I would never do that. I wouldn't fight back. Yeah, I mean, and if you wanted to fight back a woman, then I'd, you know, that would mean that you had problems. Yeah, I got, no, I'd never.

Right. I respect what you do with the martial arts and stuff. That's really cool. Yeah, that was the, yeah, I got into that, and I really loved it, and I try to do it every now and then, but when my schedule permits. What about the coolest place you've ever sang, though, like where you did a concert? The coolest place I ever sang, though, like where you did a concert? The coolest place I ever sang. I would probably, well, I think that

South of France gig was probably one of the coolest places. I've always wanted to go to the South of France. Yeah. Never been there. What is South of France?

It's still France, Ricky. It's just the southern region of France. Southern part of France. Okay. Yeah. Which is down that way. I. Yeah. Which is down, that way. I get it.

South is not. It's that way. Look at Mr. Comptis for a head. Sorry, man. I just know where south is. I have a bad sense of direction, so I wouldn't be able to tell you where south is like that. In this, I have no idea. It's actually that way. Is it that way?

How do you know it's that way? Because that's north. He doesn't know it. How do you know that's north? Just from when I'm facing north that way. How do you know? I'm good at things like this. But we're sitting in the studio.

She's calling you out on your bullshit. How do you know that's north? We're just sitting like... Because if I was backing up and I went right through this wall and then I ended up outside, I'd look that way. That's north.

But how do you know where... That doesn't make any sense. No, it doesn't. What area are we in? That's totally north, right up that way. You need to go east to hit France anyway, don't you? Oh, just wait. Just wait.

Let me pull out my compass. Yeah, maybe I'll pull out my compass. I have a compass. So do you have any new albums or anything coming out? Anything that... I'm working on a project right now. Guess what, Julian? It's that way.

That is west. No, that's north. That is north. There's something wrong with your compass. No. You've got to calibrate that. South. North.

Oh, my gosh, you were right. That's right. Where's north, though? South. But north... No, you were right. That's right. Where's north though? The south. But north, no, not back there, over there. I was saying that way. Look. Look at him, look at him.

No, you're kind of from. You're pointing it that way. It's that way, it's this way. My comment's pointing like that. That way and that way, north and south. You're kind of right, sort of, not really. Well, if I was outside I could see, you know, what's going on up there.

I'd be able to tell you. Okay. So you're working on a new project? I'm working on something. I want to do something R&B and soulful. Soulful R&B. Decent. Would you ever consider singing on a Bubbles and the Shit Rockers song?

Sure. Ricky. Oh, remember those songs we used to write with all the high parts? That we could never hit? Yep. She could hit them. And then some. Okay, we're gonna write a, we're gonna write an R&B song and get back to you.

Really? Yes, man. You guys better call me. I'll be so upset if you don't. You have a name for it? A name for what? What the song could be called? What the name could be if you don't. You have a name for it? A name for what? What the song could be called? What the name could be?

Our new song, what's it gonna be called? Divine's Ginger Beer. There we go. Divine's Ginger Beer. Just get a little bit of reggae feel to it. Yeah. Chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga. Dun dun dun dun dun dun. Totally. Exactly.

Divine's Ginger Beer, and then in brackets maybe, don't piss me off. You know they put it in brackets sometimes? Perfect. Or you'll get a spinning kick to the head. Nice. Right? That's a good threat. But never towards Julian.

Thank you. Okay. Thank you. How do people find you? How do people find me? Yeah. Oh, I got on Instagram, divine underscore brown underscore music. My Twitter is at Davina Marome, which is kind of, yeah.

Chipper can put these up on the screen too. We have the technology. There you go. He'll put them right up there. There you go. And at Divine Brown on Facebook. And then they can go to, like, probably Spotify and Apple Music and those places. You could check out my first and second records there. Check it out.

Right on. Check it out. You will not be disappointed. Make sure Chipper doesn't fuck up this information. Don't fuck it up, Chipper. Don't. All right. Okay, good.

Okay, so do you want to get out the studio let's do it all right yes we didn't talk about anything did we yes we did we talked about I'm kind of hanging oh I'm sorry thank you it's all right I love that you left me hanging I know I didn't realize how shitty it felt with Corey and Jake. That's what Corey and Jake feel like every day. It's all right. All right. This is my non-popcorn hand.

Okay. Thank you. That was amazing. Thank you. So we get to go listen to you again? Yeah. We get to do it right now.

Tune in next week. Life is tough. When our guest will be Arnold Schwarzenegger. No, Vitus the Donkey. Vitus the Donkey. Vitus the donkey. He likes to take bites out of orange McLarens.

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