Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 119 - Elise LeGrow Loves Kitties and Chicken Fingers

Episode Date: November 27, 2017

It’s Elise LeGrow’s first time in Sunnyvale but the Toronto musician has so much in common with the Boys, she might as well be from the park.  She plays a tune with Bubbles and drinks some Liquormen’s whisky on the ACTUAL 119th episode of the podcash. Episode 119 is brought to you by the official Trailer Park Boys Store, SwearNet.com (the only place to watch the video of this podcash), Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky, and the Boys' own Freedom 35 lager!

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And a new beer is born Try my new Ricky's Catch 23 malt liquor It's stronger than you are Are we rolling? Yes. I fucking missed that part. I missed that part. Okay, boys, we got one issue. There we go.

One issue. Julian, you want to say what number? Podcast we're on here? It's 119. Yeah, and what, you want to say what number? Podcast, we're on here. It's 119. Yeah, and what did you say it was last week? I thought last week was 119. See? That's why I'm doing the intro.

119. Well, you fucked up. It was 118. And it doesn't really fucking matter anyway. It kind of does. Because people go in to punch in, what one should I watch? Oh, this is number 119. It's got a big brush.

It's all spelled out for you. You guys are just being dicks. I think it's popcorn. Maybe it's the chips. Ricky. Like, what is that contraption? Ricky, you didn't actually put that into your vein, did you? That's how an IV works, dummy. I thought you were just fucking around.

You got all the Froot Loops going into your veins. I'm usually fucking starving. I can't chew because it makes too much fucking noise. So now I've got a little bit of chips, some popcorn, some fucking fruit loops. Ricky! A bit of Coca-Cola. Ricky, that's disgusting. You're going to kill yourself, Ricky. You can't pump all the chewed up popcorn into your veins.

It is making my arm go a little funny. Well, did you use like an alcohol swab or something when you were jamming that in there? Oh, I'm sure. Yes, I'm sure he did, Julian. He's got fucking fruit loops in his ziplock. All right, are we gonna address the elephant in the room? Hey.

Oh, sorry. You know, isn't that the expression? That's not a very nice compliment, Ricky. It's a bit of an insult. Why don't we do the intro here? Yes. Are we gonna address, yes.

What's your intro? The podcast? Of the fucking going to address, yes. What's your intro? The podcast? Of the fucking podcast. Okay, fuck. What's going on, fuckers? This is the official Trailer Park Boys podcast coming at you right now. Very special fucking day. Episode 119.

And it officially starts when I do this. I already did mine. Fuck. We have a very special guest. Very, very special. Get it straight going here. Bob, just be a gentleman, guest. Very, very special. Get a drink going here. Bob's a gentleman, man.

What are you doing? Yes, here. I'm just going to... Don't put your hands in there. I didn't. You were about to, man. I did not. We were all thinking it.

I was pointing in case she didn't see the ice. All right. One, two, three, four. Whoa. Impressive. That is a nice one. Nice. We are very excited about our guest today.

And she likes to drink whiskey. There may be some other things that she likes that we also like. What are you all talking about, Brad? Perfect drink. She's high and bite at her voice, so just... We use our fingers, but I don't know. That's guys. There's a marker there.

Well, cheers. Okay, Julian, that's enough with the cutesy stuff, okay? Cutesy stuff? All right, let's talk about... I invited her. Okay, let's look... Kind of my guess. Look at the guy who got dressed up today.

I didn't get dressed up. Yes, you did. You even got different footwear on for the first time ever. No, he didn't. Yeah, he does. Get your foot up. What? Get your foot up. What?

Get your foot up. Somebody's coming off. These are my, you've seen these. Those are my fancy shoes. When have you? You just bought those, didn't you? Those are my fancy shoes. I wear those church and court.

Somebody's trying to impress somebody. This morning. I'm not, these are shoes I wear. I dress hip like this all the time. Those are nice shoes. Thank you. I quite like them. That's a new shirt too, isn't it?

Yeah, brand new. No, this is one of my old shirts. I definitely ironed the thing. Big deal, I ironed my shirt. Trying to be, you know. Trying to impress somebody. Hmm, what's wrong with that? Are you gonna introduce your guest,

if she's your guest? Yeah. Which I think is bullshit. Yes. How do you pronounce your name? I don't want to pronounce it wrong.

Elise LeGros. Elise LeGros. I just didn't know if it was Elise or Elise. The French say Elise, it's true. But I'm English,

so it's just Elise. Elise LeGros. Oh, it's here. And LeGros means the grow, doesn't it? You know what? It used to be a French name, which meant the big, because all the men in my family built houses.

Yeah, you're not big. But we're Canadian, so the French and the English names often get kind of mashed up. I like the grow. It's kind of like a grow-op or something. Yeah, actually, that's my band. That's the colloquial term for my band is the grow-op. All right.

Sorry, Bob, I didn't mean to move in there. Well, just, you know, back off, Ricky. Give a fella a chance, for fuck's sakes. Give a fella some opportunity. Where do you live right now? Toronto, is it? Mm-hmm. Okay, Toronto.

Yep. You were born in Toronto? Born and raised. Yeah, I was gonna sack. Do you like it here in Sunnyvale? Is it nice? Do you like it here? Have you ever been here before? I haven't been here before, but I'm quite enjoying my time.

All the questions I was gonna ask. Do you have like somebody special in your life? Like, you know, a boyfriend or a husband or something like that? Um, I have a cat that's very special in my life. Her name is Olive. I love cats. Stop. Settle down. I know what you're thinking.

Cats are my favorite kind. I've got a kitty named Olive. I've got a kitty named Olive. Do you? I've had several kitties named Olive. Black Olive, Green Olive, Kalamata. Remember? I had Kalamata. No.

Kalamata. She was that real cool, dark kitty. Don't remember that one. That came from Greece. That was Kalamata. No. Kalamata. She was that real cool, dark kitty. Don't remember that one. That came from Greece. That was Kalamunga. No, it was Kalamata Olive. All right. What kind of kitty is your kitty?

I love kitties. She's a calico, and she's one of those very pale-colored calicos. Decent. Yes, and if you want to check her out, she has her own hashtag on Instagram. It's hashtag Olive LeGrow. I got to check that out. I'm going to check that out. I'll be checking it goes. Decent. Yes. And if you want to check her out, she has her own hashtag on Instagram. It's hashtag Olive LeGrow. I gotta check that out. I'm gonna check that out. I'll be checking it out. I'll be checking it out first.

I'll be checking it out. Well, I'm gonna do it right now, actually. Julian. What? Don't. Alright, I'll do it later. Jeez, boss. Are most people that you hang out with as fucked as these two, or no? Yeah, basically. You've recorded music with another guest we had on, Mr. Sacksmith, Ron Sacksmith.

That's true, yeah. Yeah, Ron and I wrote a song a number of years back called In My Dreams. I mean, he did all the heavy lifting, so it's a really beautiful song. Yeah, he's good too he's unreal he's unreal and who else have you recorded with? there's been some other people

yeah well I just finished an album actually it's called Playing Chess and it features songs from the Chess Records catalog so there's songs on there that were recorded by Chuck Berry Etta James Bo Diddley. What Chuck Berry song did you do?

We did You Never Can Tell, which is... You should know this. Yeah, but our version is like a really slowed down version of his, which is kind of like... Is that one of the songs? There's a couple songs out already, isn't there? Yes, that's one of the ones that's out already, yeah. That's good.

And what's the other one that's out? Who Do You Love is out. Yeah, that's awesome. And ones that's out already, yeah. That's good. And what's the other one that's out? Who Do You Love is out. And actually Rescue Me just came out. I think you can get it now. It just came out like at midnight or something like that. You should check it out. Decent. Nice.

Decent. Oh, fuck. Who put my guitar there? Who put that there? Well, I may have made a request. Didn't know that was sitting there. Well, you did, actually. I didn't make a request. You must have just brought it in.

I didn't. I don't know. Yeah, I know what you're hoping for. I don't know. Maybe. I'm kind of hoping for it, too. What's your favorite kind of food? I already know this. I'd like to answer for you, if that's all right. Of course. Go ahead. She likes chicken fingers. I'd like to answer for you, if that's all right. Of course. Go ahead. She likes chicken fingers. I researched it.

No way. Shut the back door as well. Right? Right? Absolutely. Oh, my God. Okay, Bob's. He loves chicken fingers. All right, Bob's. Now you have to back off. This is crazy.

Jeff, do we have any... He's been researching my favorite foods. Do we have any snacks around? Right here. Not that... I don't know. I just... I mean, not that I would have. Whatever that is, Ricky.

I could plug one in. Make a little wine. Ricky, you're not putting that fucking IV in. That does look delicious. Yeah, they're all locked up. What the fuck? How many goddamn times have we done a podcast and nothing like this ever happens? Well, I don't, I just...

Shitty chips and popcorn that make too much noise. There you go. Those are gonna make noise. Are they just for her? Can I dip some of these? Oh, I've got all the... You guys have to have some. This is insane.

Just help yourself. Barbecue, that's always a safe option. Here, Ricky, you can have some. I don't know. I'm getting kind of full from this. I don't know. Well,. I'm getting kind of full from this. I don't know. Well, should you eat them, or should we just mosh them up and put them in the bag? Ew.

Have you ever had an intravenous check finger? No, it sounds pretty terrible, to be honest. I don't think that's a good idea. They smell pretty good. Those are the good kind. Not bad. Yes, ma'am. What are your favorite sauces?

Right now I'm trying the creamy sriracha. Oh, that sounds pretty good. And also the barbecue. Can't go wrong with barbecue. Well, you can. You didn't get yours, Bubbles. If you're allergic to barbecue sauce, you can go wrong with it. Remember Watts' name, he ate and his lips went up like balloons, remember? Who, Justin? Yeah.

Is that what it was, the barbecue sauce? It was actually pretty good. He was allergic to barbecue sauce. Can I borrow one of your delicious sauces? Yeah, I mean I'm happy to share or if anybody wants their own. You just take whatever you want and he will have the leftovers. No, no, there's lots to go around. Do you want me to hear? There is a plethora of sauces, Ricky. You know what, I shouldn't double dip.

Would you like to share? A plethora of sauces. I'm sure he won't mind if you double dip. It's made that quite obvious. Ricky, watch your mouth. It could have been a bit warmer, bubs. Only complaint, the rest of it's good. Oh, I read online that you don't like them too hot.

Buttermilk rings. Ruin temperature. They rest of it's good. Oh, I read online that you don't like them too hot. Buttermilk rings? Room temperature. Suck it. What kind of a hat there, Ricky? Barbecue. I don't like barbecue. Honey mustard?

You should try this one. It's creamy sriracha. How is it? Is it good? It's good. Here's Murphy. I'll give that a rip. Mm-hmm. Sauce is coming back? Moon Bear's gonna be losing it. Did Bubbles give a fuck? Nope

Fuck you, Moon Bear Bubbles Come on How come you're always normally concerned Now you're trying to show off, is that it? Yeah, you're the one that's like, hey, we can't eat anything Well, I changed the rules this week Just for no reason

Alright, I got a pretty fucked up story here Like, check this out Those are pretty good rules this week. Just for no reason. All right, I got a pretty fucked up story here. Like, check this out. Those are pretty good. You can now smell like fried chicken thanks to the KFC drumstick bath bomb. Ugh. The what? The bath.

I love KFC gravy, which is different in the States. We've got, I think, a better kind of gravy here. But I do shots of it. I love it so much. But a bath bomb? What the fuck are you talking about? That is gross. Just a little... Here, check it out.

Do you know what a bath bomb is, Ricky? No. Look at that. You get them at the fancy store. You chuck it right in. You're bathing in chicken. I know. And then you're going to get hungry.

You're going to have to go to fucking... A bath bomb is like this soap ball. You throw it in your tub and it foams up and bubbles up like a... I wouldn't want my bath to smell like KFC. It's actually clever marketing, though, because then once you're coated in KFC smell, then everywhere you go, other people are going to smell the KFC and they're going to want to eat it.

That's right. God damn it, it is smart. Buzz, do you think you could, you know, try to come up with something like this? Oh, I mean, hypothetically, if I was walking down the street and you were hungry, you hadn't eaten, and I walked by and I smelled, like, fried chicken, would you be like, you know, I better talk to that fella? Maybe. I mean, it probably depends on how hungry I am.

Jesus, so it might work. What's your favorite kind of food? So we need, like, a chicken finger cologne. I do love chicken fingers. Ever since I was a little kid, that was a mainstay in my house was chicken fingers. Bubz, you need to make a cologne that has a hint of chicken finger, a hint of barbecue, a hint of sriracha. Alright, I got another cool food here, which we should get going. Because we don't have it in Canada.

Crystal clear pumpkin fucking pie. What? Look how tasty that looks. Julian, that looks... Yeah, but what the fuck is it? That looks terrible. It looks good, man. It's a little weird.

Well, people are eating it, and people are making lots of money. It's a fucking stupid idea, guys. I don't trust a dessert I can see through. Neither do I. That's got to be made of chemicals. Right? What's in that? I don't trust a dessert I can see through. Neither do I. That's got to be made of chemicals. Right? What's in that? I remember eating a maple syrup.

It looks like you're eating a big plate of epoxy. I ate some maple syrup in the U.S. that had no sugar. I don't know what the fuck it was made of, but it tasted exactly like real maple syrup. It was fucked. Rick, you dreamt that. No, it's true.

I think. You remember when you ate the bowl of epoxy? Remember you thought it was icing? What happened? I don't remember that one. Your lips got all, your whole mouth got all glued shut when you had to chisel your teeth apart. Do you remember that? No.

It's weird, I'd go through something like that and have no memory of it. Well, you were pretty fucked up, you passed out. Most of it happened while you were passed out. Well, you were pretty fucked up, you passed out. I must have been. Most of it happened while you were passed out. Wow, this is pretty fucked up. Do you know how to make clothes or anything? Like, you know? No, not at all. Someone...

No. Check that out. Guess how much that's worth. It's a car mat, looks like a car mat, but it's a skirt. That's horrible. 2300 fucking bucks. Why? People are buying them. It's awful. Stupid people.

Yep, I agree. Well, why would you want a car mat skirt? It's made out of lambskin. It's not like the rubber shit. But it does look like a car mat. Yeah, it does, but it's 2,300 bucks. Your mom used to use lambskin for something. What did my mother use lambskin for, huh? What?

Ricky. You don't even know my mother, man. He's talking about prophylactics. That's nice. Ricky, you can use Murphy. Well, Tammy never used those. Rick, she'd just like to go. Just bang whoever. Bear Bird. Boys. What? Rick, would you just like to go? Just bang whoever. Bear, bird.

Boys. What? I'm talking about banging. All right. All right. Let's get back to our incredible guest. Yes, if we haven't already. I don't like that that is the segue. You said it a little differently. All right. I don't know that that is the segue. You could have said it a little differently.

All right. I don't know what I would say. You sound like a dick. I am a dick today. I'm not trying to be, though. Well, it could be, Ricky, because you have this pumping into your veins. Maybe this is making me a dick. Dick snacks.

Dick snacks? That could go a couple of ways. Yeah, that could go somewhere. That could go a couple of ways. Yeah, that could go somewhere. That could be a whole new trend. What else do you have on your little machine there, Julian? I'm eating. Give me a second. We could talk about the lions in Kenya.

They're having some issues. What issues are the lions in Kenya having, Ricky? Well, the Kenyan minister says that there's some male lions having gay sex and he thinks they need counseling. What? Yeah. And he thinks

they're only doing it because they must have saw some gay men tourists having sex. So now they're trying it. You're fucking kidding me, right? This was in the news. I don't kidding me, right? This is real. This was in the news. I don't know how in the fuck you counsel them. So he thinks they need counseling.

How do you sit down a fucking lion and counsel them? I don't know. I mean, it could be the other thing, too. I mean, the lions might have been for years thinking they were liking guys, and then, you know, they see real people, real guys doing it, and they're like, oh, fuck, it's normal. Maybe the lions were doing it first, and the tourists came, so came so the Lions doing it and that's where they got the idea maybe

first the chicken or the other thing Checking of the gay line You know what? I think if you're lying you can pretty much bang whatever you want probably I don't agree with that Well, how do you cancel it lion once its head? Probably. I don't agree with that. Well, how do you counsel a lion? Once it's had gay sex, how do you say, no, no, that's got to stop?

Oh, I don't think you do. I think that guys... You're born that way. You're either a gay lion or you're not. I think they just help the gay lions come out. Which is a good thing. Yeah, I think it's awesome. You can't just bang whatever you want if you're a gay lion. You can't go around banging turtles, for instance.

He could if he wanted to. If he wanted to, he could. Well, that's not very nice. I mean, obviously the turtle doesn't want to do that. You don't know that. Maybe the turtle does want it. Maybe it's a gay turtle. Well, it could be.

I'm not saying don't, but I'm just saying. Maybe turtles have small wieners and they'd be happy to have something. He should ask first. He should ask, hey, do you mind? Oh, yeah, he should get permission. Yeah, well, that's all I'm saying. It's different rules in the wild, man, okay? You're a lion, you bang whenever you want.

Or they'll eat you. Or they'll bang you, then eat you. Do you wish you were a lion, Bubs? No, I don't. I don't wish I was a lion. I like being in bubbles. Especially one of those ones over there in Kenya. Ricky, no, I don't wish I was a lion. I like being in bubbles. Especially one of those ones over there in Kenya. Ricky, no, I don't wish I was a gay lion.

That's what you're insinuating. But lions are big cats, right? Oh, I love lions. I mean, I've... I think it would be pretty cool to be a giant cat myself. Oh, it would be awesome. I owned a mountain lion for a short period. Nothing could fuck with you except a gun, I guess. Well, lions can beat guns.

Do any of your male cats, you know... Orange Thunder does. Really? Orange Thunder does whatever he wants. With other male cats? Male cats, female cats,

small dogs. So this is nothing new then. I don't know why they're making such a big fucking deal about it. Orange Thunder's muckled onto a chihuahua before and gave him a little how you doing. I'll be a weird baby. Hmm. Wait, wait, wait, cats kind of have babies. All right?

You fucked up there, buddy. Did you know there's raccoon dogs now? No fucking way. There's dogs. Dogs and raccoons have been doing it. I can see your raccoon. There's a raccoon dog. It's a dog, but it has a fucking raccoon face. All right, I got to look this up.

Look it up, raccoon dogs. You ever heard of a raccoon dog? No, that sounds kind of creepy. Oh, I'm not saying it isn't creepy, but it's happening. Have you heard of coy wolves? I just found out about these guys. So it's coyotes and wolves have been mating, and what's really scary about it is that coyotes are really fearless around humans.

Right. And wolves are, like, you know, really, you know, cunning and sort of, you know, they're really strong predators. And so now you have coy wolves that have all of the sort of predatory cunning of a wolf but are also not afraid of humans like coyotes. So apparently coy wolves are, like, pretty... Something else to be scared of. Yes. In case you weren't scared enough about the modern world. Coy wolf.

Soon you won't be able to go outdoors. Well, I bet you're not as cute as these little fuckers. Oh, you fucking... Wait a second, I'm coming back. Look at this little bastard. You look like an idiot. What? There he is.

That's a raccoon dog. That's a raccoon dog, I'm telling you. That is not real. It's still playing your... It's actually really cute. I've got more, man. It's a raccoon dog. That's a raccoon dog, I'm telling you. That is not real. I've got more, man. It's a raccoon dog. I told you. Can you order one of those little raccoon dog puppies? Aw, look at this little guy. Raccoon puppies. That's actually adorable.

It's adorable, but fucked. Can we see what a coy wolf looks like? I'm just curious because I actually haven't ever seen a picture. Okay. I thought a coy wolf was a wolf and a koi fish. I got confused. No, that would be some weird sex. That would be...

That would be weird sex. Wolf and a fish? Yeah. That'd be like shallow river sex. Would have to be. Taking a long time over there, Jillian. Yeah, it's just C-O-Y. Oh, okay.

I spelt it wrong. How did he spell it? Like coyote. Like C-O-Y. Oh, fuck. Yeah, there you go. Check this little bastard out. C-O-Y and then wolf.

Coyote. There you go. I need images here. They kind of just look like wolves, though. Let's be real. Fuck. They're just one step away from being a werewolf. If I see a wolf, I'm not gonna take any chances.

Be like, nope. If I don't have my gun, I'm outta there. All right. What do you got, Joey? Yeah, I'm trying to get the images here. There you go, there's some images. All right. You're terrible at working.

No shit. You're a dildo. Well, it just looks like a fucking dog. No big deal, huh? Fuck off. This one looks pretty cool. This is really exciting. All right, here we go.

This one's pretty cool. Listening to this. Here we go. Okay. It looks more like a fox. Yeah, right? It's coyote plus wolf equals fox, apparently. That's where foxes come from.

I don't know, I like the raccoon dogs myself. Yeah. We should get a raccoon dog. But I bet coy wolf versus raccoon dog, coy wolf would win. I would think so. Oh, fuck yeah. No question. I don't know, man. Raccoons are pretty fucked. But what would happen if the coy wolf

and the raccoon dog were to fuck? Oh god, you would get a, I don't know. What would you call that, obviously a raccoon? That's a tough one. A raccoon-afog. You'd get a raccoon-afog. Raccoon-afog. A raccoon- fog. A stomach. You'd get a raccoia fog. A raccoia fog. A raccoia fog.

Okay. That would be ferocious. I'm going to dress as one of those for Halloween. It would like to go for rides in the car. It would like to be up at night. You know what would be really cool? What? If a turtle banged a frog.

Think about it. A fur girl. But think about what that would look like. Jumping around with a big shell on him. Be pretty fucked up. What the fuck drugs do we do?

Like a turtle ninja. A tarog. You ninjas. A tarog. A tarog. Was it drugs on the chicken fingers? Jesus, I hope not.

I'm feeling like a little I don't think it's just the whiskey. What's in is this like special drug whiskey or something? Oh shit! Jesus Murphy! I hope not. I don't think it's just the whiskey. Is this like special drug whiskey or something? Oh, shit. Jesus, Murphy.

Yeah, maybe it is. Here. Take that. Yes. It's okay. Hilarious. Shit's going sideways now. They'll cut that part out, maybe.

I don't know. You know what? Really, I feel like this is stronger whiskey than I'm used to. This is special Trailer Park Boys whiskey. I felt that way, too. It's not good the next morning. Oh, no, it's fine. It wasn't that bad.

There was just a little bit of ice left, so. You could just use that as a cushion. Just sit right on it as a cushion. I think I'll be all right. Okay. Oh, geez, I didn't mean like that, I just meant. You know, all right, I'm gonna get that. Oh, it's fine, this is good, this is good.

Joanie, don't use the old chicken finger tray for- It's clean, it's new. It wasn't used for chicken fingers, I don't think. You got a new record coming out, 2018. Who's some other really cool people you've worked with or favorite people you've worked with in the years? So one of the songs on the album is a song that Questlove's dad, Lee Andrews, wrote in like the 50s.

And it's called Long Lonely Nights and it's a beautiful ballad. And actually Questlove came in and played drums on the recording that we did. Decent. So that was pretty cool, yeah. What's he like, is he a nice fella? He's really nice, and he's just as cool as you would sort of imagine, he's a super cool guy. He's decent.

I like him, I like his drumming. Well I didn't mean for it to get all quiet. We were just watching you play the drums, man. It was quiet. When's that record come out? Early 2018, so just stay tuned for some more detail. And what's the name of it? It's called Playing Chess.

Oh, yes, Playing Chess. We've got to watch for that. Maybe we could get a free copy sent down. Absolutely. That would be awesome. Nice. We'll check that shit out. Maybe.

And do you go on tour a lot? Does that happen? I am. I'm touring a little bit. I just got back from Europe, actually. Nice. And that was really fun. Where did you play over there?

actually. Nice. And that was really fun. Where did you play over there? We played in Hamburg and London and Berlin and we're going to be back there in the new year playing a few more cities. Yeah. Have you ever toured Canada?

You know, many years ago I toured Canada. I used to be in a rock band and we toured Canada quite a bit. Five of us piled into a Dodge Ram 3500. Oh, wow. It was very cozy. Very cozy situation.

I've toured around. I've done the Legion circuit. You know, playing country tunes. What was the name of your band? It was called Whale Tooth. Whale Tooth. Decent. Cool.

I've got Bubbles and the Shet Rockers, and we played the legions between here and Moncton. All the legions. I think it was just one. I think it was one. Do you have to wear your fancy shoes when you go to the legion? I have a nice suit that I wear. I have a gorgeous suit that I put on when I'm playing with the Shet Rockers.

I don't think I've seen that one. It's blue and red. It's weird. It's beautiful. And it's, you know, they're pretty big shows, too. Pretty big shows. Yeah, 25, 30 people. Yeah. Well, that was the biggest one. And the other ones weren't quite that. They seemed to like it, though. They did.

A lot. People like it. It's hard to tell if they like it or if they just sort of feel bad for you. Well, they were pretty drunk. I mean, I think they're pretty good, I guess. Ricky, what are you they like it or if they just sort of feel bad for you. Well, they were pretty drunk. I mean, I think they're pretty good, I guess. Ricky, what do you mean they felt bad for me?

Well, you know. The old people were clapping. Yeah, they were wasted, bubs. I play mostly trucking music. I play Red Solvine and, you know, Dave Dudley. Trucking music. Stuff like that. But I do have a nice guitar back there.

Well, I'd love to, can you play a song for us? Well, only if you would. I would play a song with you. Would you sing one? Sure, okay. Oh, my gosh. Because I saw you doing one on the interweb there. Just so you know, he's not great,

but he can probably get you through it. He's great. I can't wait to hear this. Ricky, just stop putting me on the spot. Don't fucking mess with the IV. Do you know this one? You know the one? I saw you doing this on the interweb. Is this Drinking in the Day? Yes. Okay. We are Drinking in the Day. We are are drinking in the day. I'm gonna try it. I mean, I don't know it very well. Well, why don't you play the progression through once and then we'll do it. Okay.

Does that sound good? Okay. You tell me if this is a good tempo. Okay. I think it's like. That feels good, yeah. Nice. You just start and I rewind.

Oh, babe, don't say you're doing fine. Don't hide yourself away with something on your mind. You're drinking in the day, grumbling from the way. Sometimes it's good to cry, cry, cry, cry, cry. This life's a fickle friend indeed. And when it comes to end, knocks you off your feet. Who can really say where she went that day? That's why you've got to cry, cry, cry, cry, cry. That's why you've got to cry, cry, cry, cry, cry. And I wait and hope, but I don't know, I don't't say you're doing fine

Don't hide yourself away with something on your mind You're drinking in the day, crumbling from the weight Sometimes it's good to cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry And I wait and I hope But I don't know, no, I don't know Where you are Oh, babe, don't say you're doing fine Don't hide yourself away

With something on your mind You're drinking in the day Crumbling from the weight Sometimes it's good to cry, cry, cry, cry, cry Cry, cry, cry, baby cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, Oh, thank you. Thanks for letting me play that. How do you do that? What's that word that means no effort? Easy, Rick easy. Effortless.

That's it, effortless. Yep, you almost had it. It means less effort. That was decent. That was just fucking incredible. Thanks, guys. I almost sounded like a real guitar player there. You sounded great.

Pretty good, Bubz. Pretty damn good. And then the voice. I mean, that's unbelievable. Well done. Oh, you fucked that up. Fuck's sake. There you go.

Is it on there? Somewhat. How about now? Yeah, that's good. Do you need help, old fabs? Oh, fuck. This is duck doing something good to my arm. Ricky, maybe you should unhook it.

Here, let me pinch it off. Just got a rush of fruit loops. You got a what? A rush of fruit loops, I think it was. Have you ever seen anybody do anything like this? I can't really taste it. It looks very dangerous. It's not really enjoyable because you don't really get to taste it that much.

That's kind of the point of junk food. Yeah, look what's going in you right now. It's like a... That must be the... It looks like coffee or something. It looks very lumpy. It looks like a bit of chips, a piece of popcorn. There's more fruit in there.

Is that liquor or coffee? Ricky, if that goes straight to your heart... It's coke. Oh, my God, you're fucked. Who would do this? You said it was a good idea. I said it as a joke, Ricky. Well, you know what? You shouldn't joke around me.

I take things seriously. Apparently. Apparently I shouldn't. Joke. So how do people get a hold of you or find you besides Tubeube? Morel? No. Tubeube. Tubeube?

I think you've got tubes on the mind, you know? Yeah, maybe it's the tubes fucking me up. I'm pretty easy to find, just eliselagrow.com. Or, yeah, any of the social media places. It's just eliselagrow.com. Or, yeah, any of the social media places. It's just Elise Lagrow. Sweet. Well, you should check her out. Unreal. Absolutely. Well, yeah, they just watched this. They witnessed it.

Well, they might have went to get a drink during that burn. Ricky, they're just going to pause it. If they're going to do that, it's not like we're on... Not everybody has pause, bubs. Everybody has pause, bubs. Everybody has pause. On their computers, man. Everybody can pause it, trust me.

All right, well. So you gotta get, we gotta get you to the studio, is that correct? That's true, yeah. So we get to come and drink and listen to you? I would've had more whiskey, except I have to work now, so I can't really get to... Apparently I'm already at the spilling level of whiskey, so...

You've got to pace yourself. Yes, I must. I must pace myself. So now we get to drink more and come and watch you. This is going to be a horrible fucking day. Yes. Ricky's starting to get better at sarcasm. It's pretty bad. Well, now I know what it is. Yeah,

because you used to, you know, not know how to use the inflection. Before, he would have said, now we get to come watch you. This is going to fucking suck. And there was no indication of sarcasm. Yeah, none. It's amazing the way you can just change your voice to make different words mean

different things yeah what a great discovery at this point in your life rick congratulations thank you for coming in yes thank you thank you very much please come back i absolutely will thank you yes thank you thank you i don't know what the that was i don was. And I've got a whole bunch more chicken fingers. I went for the wrong hand, apparently. It was my fuck up. I've got more chicken fingers. I don't think I can eat another bite. Well, I've got lots of this from when you're done tonight.

OK, good, good. I've got lots of booze. I've got booze, too. OK, you can have some of mine. I've got booze. I can drink all of your booze. All right, OK. Wow.

Them's fighting words.