Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 12 - Guts N' Roses

Episode Date: August 14, 2023

Ricky's trailer has had an uninvited guest - you frigged up, Randy! Before they tidy up, the Boys discuss Bubbles' appearance at the Guns N' Roses gig, why aliens are among us, and getting wood in the wilderness. Plus: Good eatin'... penguins?!?

To watch the video of Perk After Dark, go to SwearNet.com or go to the Trailer Park Boys SwearNet app. I don't know, this looks like Frankie's friggin' tent, bubs. I'm not sure if I can... Frankie, you don't gotta look any further. If you saw Cyrus fuckin' snooping around the park, then it was him. There's used underwear in here. And condoms.

Hey, boy. It was Cyrus, I'm telling you right now. Well, why wouldn't he just go on the coast? Why would you set up a little tent? Why is there a tent set up in here? Somebody was living in here. Someone was living in here. Someone was living in here.

Well, that's what I think. Like who the fuck? Did you check the rest of the fucking trailer? No, I'm not fucking. Jesus Christ, what? I'm not. Yo, is anybody in here? I'm not Columbo. I don't care.

They're not going to be still here. Get the fuck out of here. I got a gun. You mean they're not going to be still here? Get the fuck out of here, I got a gun! Julian, they're not gonna be still here. Well, you gotta fucking check, bubs. Why would they still be here if they hear us out here talking? Oh yeah, somebody shit on the floor in here.

Or was that you, bubs? No, I don't shit on the floor. Squatters. Squatters, they're called. It was squatters. What do you mean, squatters? Anyway, I haven't seen anything, so. You didn't see?

I can't get fingerprints. What the fuck do you do during the day, Randy? Do you do anything? I do. I do a lot of stuff. You're supposed to be doing security in the fucking park. I don't look just at Ricky's trailer, for freak's sakes. Oh, yeah, okay.

Someone's been bussing some shit up. There's a water containers, so obviously the big stereo is here, okay. You get the little stereo is gone, a bunch of books, all the fucking cassette tapes are gone. DVD's gone. We have our lives,

Julian, that's all that matters. We have our lives and our health. I was impressed. Ricky's going to fucking lose his mind. That's what's going to happen. Oh, I know Ricky's going to lose his mind, but what can we do? I was impressed, Julian, by how you went and checked out the whole friggin' trailer. That's something you should be doing.

Well, sometimes. It's the supervisor and security of the fucking park. People fucking, they put their lives in your hand, Randy. Okay? And you're letting us down. Well, Ricky's not here, so. Might as well. You're not very good at running the park, Randy.

I gotta be honest. You suck. Well, actually, you know what? He was way fucking better than you. I've collected more lot fees. I set a record. Everyone's paid up. Everyone?

Well, so I'm three months fucking behind. What are you talking about? Well, I never- Ricky has never paid, I don't think. You skew the statistics. I skew the statistics? Yeah, exactly. Because you never pay.

You guys should just guess. You know that? What do you mean? What are you talking about? There's so much tension between the two of you. Why don't you just smooch? I do like a beard, I must say. Beards are nice.

Julian, why don't you knack with Randy? Bubbs, why don't you shut up, please? Okay, I'm not the fucking dude. Little tickle, tickle, tickly, tickly. Julian's got the tickly, tickly. Are we going to do this park after fucking dark bullshit or what? Yes. That's what I'm not the fucking mood. Little tickle, tickle, tickly, tickly. Julian's got the tickly, tickly. Are we going to do this park after fucking dark bullshit or what? Yes. That's what I'm here for.

I got shit to do. Back in the park. All right. Who's hosting it? You are. Hey, what's going on, everybody? This is park after dark. I'm not sure what the date is for.

When is this going to come out? Friday? Not sure when? What is it? Friday? The 11th. Today's the Friday what? Today's the 11th. All right. You're going to do this. You're going to do this. You're watching 11th. Today's the Friday of what? Today's the 11th.

All right, you're going to see this. You're watching this now. It's Friday. We were at Guns N' Roses. Axl Rose got us out of jail. Thank Frigg. That was a good concert, too. Holy.

It was a fantastic concert. I like Carrie Underwood, too. Carrie Underwear. She was awesome. Underwear? Underwood, I said. You saidwood, too. Carrie Underwear. She was awesome. Underwear? Underwood, I said. You said underwear, man. Fantastic concert.

Axl Rose called the provincial government, said he, you know, wanted us to go out to the show, and they let us out. On good behavior? Well, we were behaving good. You guys were too fucking high to get up on the stage with me. Oh, we were behaving good. You guys were too fucking high to get up on the stage with me. Oh, mushrooms. I'm not used to taking mushrooms.

Like that many in public. You know what I mean? You gotta get freaked out, bubs. I don't know how many hashcannas were smoked. If I wasn't on the mushrooms, I'd keep all my faculties in case I get called in like that. I'm knocking on heaven's door I'm not knocking on heaven's door

The bells! The band was so handsome. Oh, man. The band, what are you... Who? Guns N' Roses. They were something else. You really like Duff, eh? Who's Duff again?

The bass player. He looks great. The blonde hair. I noticed you commenting on his body. And when Slash played the double guitar there, he was something else. Yeah. That Duff dude, he's doing all right.

He got, the booze hit him pretty hard, eh? He was a bad ugly. Duff, they all were. They're all great now. They're all straightened out. They're all straightened out, huh? They were all cranked up three years ago. Well, they gotta be, man.

They're playing for three hours at their age. They gotta fucking, they can't be getting drunk. They're not that old. They're not that old. I know, I know, but like three hours on stage, man. Oh, I know. I know. And then you do that almost every night for three months or whatever.

I couldn't run around on stage for three hours. I'd fucking shit myself. I think I did. Give me a concert. What do you want to talk about? Did you shit yourself at the concert? Well, I went to the port-a-pot. He was all locked up and I couldn't wait.

Did you just shit right in your pants? Well, it was a shart, fart shart, shit. And then he was trying to hang around with me the rest of the night. No, I just took my pants off, threw my underwear away, and then I put the pants back on. Oh, so you had a shitty hole going command. No, I wiped the hole before. White pants.

You dab it, Bob, that's what you do. Who's the guitar player? The other guitar player. The guy with the... Slash and Richard Fortas. Richard. You liked him too, eh? He was turning you on?

Yeah, he was pretty good too. Richard's amazing. He had some good moves. Dizzy Reed was up there playing keyboards. Really? I didn't know that. Yeah. Frank Ferraro on the drums.

Melissa playing keyboards. Wow. Fantastic. Yes, sir. It's a good band. Yeah. Good weed. What's happening?

I'm not... Well, you know, we haven't had good... Like, I've been wanting to talk to you about something, man. Because when I was in jail, I was watching, it was on the fucking news for hours. The dudes with the aliens, man. The buddy, the fucking whistleblower. Yeah. Did you see that shit?

Yes, of course I did. I watched it live. What happened? There's three types of fucking aliens living on Earth right now. At least three. Yeah, I mean, it's black. You got the gray ones Earth right now. At least three. Yeah. You got the gray ones. You got the white ones.

Tall whites. And you got the reptilian motherfuckers. The ones that live under the ground. The scary looking motherfuckers. Yeah. There's three kinds. Three types. That are out there living here.

Tall whites. They're like, they call them the Nordics or something. Because they look like they're from like fucking Scandinavia. Tall whites are tall lanky cocksuckers that lived would be about 700 years old. I bet you the female version of the Nordics are hot. And their legs bend a little bit the wrong way. That's how you can identify them. And the ostrich?

They go out in Vegas. They go out partying in Vegas and go to the casinos. And the female Nordic aliens are hot as fuck, aren't they? Well, I don't know. I don't know their physiology if they have. And the female Nordic aliens are hot as fuck, aren't they? I don't know. I don't know their physiology, if they have. I think they got some pretty good parts there. Really?

Yeah. Because they're hot, man. They look like they're from Sweden or something, like Finland or something. Do they have alien boobinos? I think they do. I mean, their legs might go like ostriches, like that, but I'm thinking there's some new positions with these kind of legs. Would you bang a tall white? Fuck yeah, I would.

Wow. They look beautiful, man. Some of them have these little headdresses and stuff. Yeah, but you don't know what their physiology is. They might have teeth in their units or something. Well, you've got to do something called foreplay, bubs. You figure all that shit out. Their vagina might be in their back. If you put fingers somewhere and they get bitten or something.

Don't put your wiener there. That's right. There's the... You don't reach around in the dark for a mousetrap. That's what I'm trying to say. You know what I'm saying? You got to get the lights going. You got to get down there.

And what did they say about the reptile people? They're the reptilians, man. They're the ones that live underground. they're the reptilians man they're the ones that live underground they're the ones fucking shit up man i don't know man i'm just saying down there is that what they're doing and they had three different types of uh uaps are they now called ufps or stds no uap disease you dumb fuck. UAPs. No, not a UAP. Unidentified Aerial Phenomenon. Yeah, that's it. UAPs, man.

Yeps. Yups. Yeah. Total recall, that woman had like three or four boobs, remember? That's a fucking, that's Hollywood, you dumb fuck. Well, they probably got it. No, no. It's awesome.

The Nordics, the beautiful Nordic aliens. Boom, boom. Boom, boom. Well, they probably got it awesome and easy. No, no. The Nordics, the beautiful Nordic aliens. Boom, boom. Boom, boom. Boom, boom. They're tall, beautiful, long, straight, fucking nice hair. Captain Kirk would like them. Because he always liked the different aliens, didn't he? No, Captain Kirk used to bang anything

that had a little bit of heat in it. I don't know if he'd be banging the reptilian aliens. Anything with a hole that had a little bit of heat in it, Kirk don't know if you'd be banging the reptilian aliens. Anything with a hole that had a little bit of heat in it, Kirk would fuck it. I don't know, man. Yeah. Well, you know, I always thought there was aliens. I did.

I mean, there's too many stars and planets for there not to be just us. I agree, Randy. It's mathematically impossible that we're the only ones that, you know, hit the jackpot. But I've never seen one, I don't think. You probably have seen aliens and you don't even know it. But they're living here, so if they're living here,

they're not really aliens. Remember that old fucking, that old Greg fella that ran the convenience store? He was a reptile. He was a reptile. He had a forked tongue about that long. I mean, that's not normal. He was definitely an alien.

He had a forked fucking tongue, and it wasn't one that, you know, you see some people, they cut their tongue and make it. He was definitely an alien. He had a forked fucking tongue, and it wasn't one that, you know, you see some people, they cut their tongue and make it. His looked like he was born that way, and it was right along. Was he getting banged ever? Was he married?

Is he married, that dude? Oh, I think he was. I think he was Greg the Ass Eater. Conalingus? With his crazy tongue. Analingus, Analingus. Okay, so the aliens are here. But what are we doing?

Anything going on? Is anyone doing anything about it? What can you do? Well, the humans are saying we're not ready for aliens. That's why they've been keeping them under wraps, man. They've been around for fucking decades. Here's what I... You want to hear my fucking...

That's what I want to hear,bs here's my full theory i have no no way to back this up whatsoever all right this is just off the this is just something i was thinking about the other night when i was baked they've been hiding aliens for how many years 50 60 70 years they've been saying no we don't know anything about fucking aliens. They're full of shit. They had them the whole time. Area 51. But, so you ask yourself, oh, I wonder why they're now telling everybody there's aliens.

Here's why. Okay. The planet, we fucked the planet. That is what they're talking about. Yeah, you're ruining the planet. Okay, keep going. The planet is We fucked the planet. That is what they're talking about. Yeah, you're ruining the planet. Okay, keep going. The planet is fucked. Okay?

We don't have the means to stop it or fix it. But I bet you the aliens do. So before they let the aliens get up there with their ships and start fixing the Earth, they have to tell people, Oh, by the way, there's aliens. There's going to be some construction work going on around the whole planet. From space. From space.

From these reptilian-looking motherfuckers. Those are aliens. Some of them are alive. Don't flip out, but they got to do this in order to save the fucking, before we burn up. Do not try to bang them, because they could have teeth. I think that's why they're telling people now there's aliens, because the aliens are going to fix the fucking, or try to save the Earth. That's pretty smart,

actually. They got to let us know beforehand. Like you said, there's going to be some construction going on. Yeah. You know,

you don't just hire a contractor into the house without letting your wife know. I hope they build more pyramids, though, because they're cool. Put them somewhere else. They said they found one

down in Antarctica, man, down there. A pyramid? Yeah, a pyramid. They should put one here. It's, man, down there. A pyramid? Yeah, a pyramid. They should put one here. It's now, like, all the snow's starting to, like, melt away on it. And you can see that, boop, pyramid, man. So those...

Well, I mean, if that's the case... Those are heavy-duty fucking pieces of shit. If that's pretty clear, the aliens built the fucking thing. Fucking right, man. There's no way there was Inuits down there. No. Building fucking pyramids out of rocks. No.

Too cold. Too cold, Randy. Too cold. Not for the aliens. But that's how they came up with the, what do you call it, the igloo. Same type of thing, but with snow. Except it was rounded. What the fuck are you talking about, man?

The aliens didn't come up with the igloos. They might have. No, man. They didn't. Are you fucking dumb? They got the blocks. They cut it the same way. Just a smaller version. No, man. You are so fucking... You were on a level of stupidity that...

Have you ever built one? Tried to build one? I've tried to build a fucking igloo, yes. And it wasn't like building a fucking... You tried to build a what? Igloo. It's not like trying to build a fucking... You said an igloo. Igloo.

I did, too. Ingalood. It's hard to get the dome shape loose. Boys, I'm fucking nodding off here. I'm having a nap. Don't nap now. We got this to do. I'm having a sit-up nap.

Well, Julian, you should come up with a few more topics. Yeah? Let's come up with a topic of why you're such a fucking asshole. Why is he such an asshole? He was born that way. I don't feel that bad today. I just, uh, I'd like to know who's been squatting at Ricky's place. I like the sound you make, Randy.

I know. It's tough. All right, here we go again. Some other stupid fucking kid getting bit by a Black Widow spider to try to become Spider-Man. Oh, jeez. How many fucking kids are doing that?

Is that a thing? There's a few now that I've read. It's a thing. Guess what? You're going to be fucked if that happens. Do they not know that Spider-Man got bit by a fucking radioactive spider? No, they don't.

Whoa, this is pretty... He didn't just get bit by a spider. Is the Black Widow the most venomous of all tarantula? It's not a tarantula, you dumb cunt. It's a fucking Black Widow spider, Randy. I thought it was a type of tarantula. There's two different types of fucking spiders. There's many types of spiders out there.

Jesus, you're dumb. Okay, this is kind of cool. I've always said Toyota, they make good cars that last for a long time. Motherfucker down in Australia took his Toyota Land Cruiser for a drive for seven kilometers underwater. Huh.

How about that for a fucking reliable vehicle? He had a snorkel on it, I bet you. One of those things. His mother had a snorkel on it, I bet you. One of those things. His mother had a snorkel on her. You know what? It, uh... Yeah, man. He did have, I think he did have one of those.

Your mother had a snorkel on her? She used to go, like, looking at coral. It wasn't coral. It was coral she was looking for, but it was... C-word. That was sailors. That was looking for, but it was... Sea word. That was sailors. No. Cock.

He used his snorkel when he was on the coral reef. Cock scavenger. Julian, don't call my mom a cock scavenger. Scavenging along the beach just looking for cock. I know your mom. She was looking for different things like hermit crabs. She thought she was like this little Miss Librarian, the innocent. No.

She saw a flying fish. At night, she also was a prostitute. Just thought she was like this little Miss Librarian, the innocent. No. She saw a flying fish. At night, she also was a prostitute. Just thought I'd die. Your mom was not a prostitute. She certainly was. You wish, because you want to. I paid her 25 bucks. All she did was make you cookies.

Anyway, this guy's driving around underwater for seven fucking kilometers, man. Isn't that something? It's a really interesting story. It's the mud crab. That's what he called the old girl, and it was in four-wheel drive. 4.35. Her mother was in four-wheel drive. So he must have had a scuba tank under there, did he?

No, fucking Aquaman was the one piloting the fucking FJ Cruiser, you dumb motherfucker. So it's like being on the moon but being underwater and not having a spacesuit and wearing a scuba suit. Oh, my God. That's what he did. You're not going to fucking drive an FJ Cruiser on the fucking moon, Randy. You might. FJ.

Yeah, I mean, Toyota, they'd probably make the Land Rover or Moon Rover, right? Whoa. I've always said that I would try to fix anything from watching YouTube videos. There's some things you should not do, such as going into the wilderness, into the mountains where it's nice and cold with your fucking two kids, and try to survive using tutorials from youtube because these motherfuckers went out to do that and they died they died they froze to death they were like mummies stupid bastards froze to death that's depressing looks like they the biggest lesson

was probably how to build a fire which they didn't get right obviously because they're frozen yeah they might have wanted to try it out before they... Like, I don't know if you guys have ever tried starting a fire with two pieces of fucking sticks and shit. I've done it. I've done it several times. It's not easy to do. You don't want to fucking make that your only source of fucking fire, man, doing that, because you will die. Yeah, if they just got that fire lit,

they might have lived, you know that? Yeah, they probably could have had wood. If she went out there with two kids, she would have had at least two weeks worth of food. She could have packed wood. She could have ate the kids. They had wood. Just not dry wood, obviously,

or fucking intelligence to do it. Fucking dumb, man. Something you'd do, Randy. You know what? I think you would survive out in the fucking wilderness easily. Did you ever hear of Shackleton? He was an explorer. Antarctica.

What? And their boats got stuck in the boat ice, and the ice down there got stuck, their big ships. And they had to use the wood off the ship for fire. That kind of fucked them over. And they were eating penguins. Yeah. They had to eat all their frigging sled dogs.

Like, they were prepared. They lived for years. Some of them made it home, but I guess a couple of them got frostbite on the end of their toes and penis. Why is he here right now, Bubz? He's full of facts. Edward Shackleton was his name. Edward Shackleton.

I think. Did he die? And he got frostbite on his penis. Well, I'm pretty sure. Did he lose it? Rumor has it he was hung. So he lost half of it. But penguins are bigger than you think.

They're like from the table, like, they're huge. You don't fuck, you know, the good-eating penguins. You ate a penguin? I didn't, but they did, because it tastes like chicken. Penguins taste like chicken. Well, yeah, they're the... Mama tastes like chicken. They're chicken, I can see.

But anyway, at least they knew how to survive. I wouldn't, you don't go. So if you were to take like the 12 or different spices from KSC, is it 12 or 13? Throw it on a penguin? It's 11. It's 11 different herbs and spices? Yeah, I think it is 11. 11. I think garlic is one of them.

Never knew what a penguin tasted like, man. Thanks for telling me. I did learn something. Garlic's not an herb or a spice, Randy. Well, what is it? It's garlic. It grows, man. Oh, it's a pod.

Clove, man. Fucking garlic. Is it a seed? It comes in those little seed pods. Oh, my God. Anyway, see, you know what, Julian? I think the moral of the story is don't go into the cold. Take some waterfalls.

Yeah. No. Please stay next to the streams and the something you're used to. Don't go camping in the mountains in the cold unless you're really the best. Don't go chasing waterfalls. I should apologize to everybody watching this for the last five minutes. The shit he's throwing at us. Sorry about that.

I know it's boring. They could have taken those heater things too, the little hand warmers, you shake them. Oh my god. And put them where? All over. Get a case of them. How old is this Greggy guy or whatever, this guy?

It's way back. And they had the little fucking heat thing. No, they had wool. Wool is the only fabric that keeps your skin warm even when it's wet. So you're talking about, hey, they were doing this. No, nowadays we've got hand warmers, Julian. You're in the fucking Arctic, man. They're not going to do

shit. Randy, shut up. What the fuck? Big cats. Did you know this, bubs? Big cats like lions and jaguars and shit, they love catnip as well. Yes, I knew that. Of course I knew that. Is there weed in catnip? Catnip is a universal cat treat.

But it's got weed in it? Why do they go so nutty? No, it's just something hardwired in their brains that makes them crazy. So it's basically heroin for cats. Kind of. Have you ever snorted catnip? No. No.

Potpourri. You snort a potpourri. Yeah, and it gets in your system and you smell. Because you're not supposed to snort it. Is that when you were dating that guy? No. That weirdo guy? Spiritual guy?

No, the trailer had that smell. Why were you snort it. Is that when you were dating that guy? No. That weirdo guy? Spiritual guy? No, the trailer had that smell. I couldn't get rid of it. Why were you snorting it? To get rid of the trailer smell. Like, it's starting to smell like that in here. Well, maybe that's who was fucking camping out. Your little buddy. Catnip sniffer.

Johnny? Yeah. No. Johnny Tempranillo? Johnny Tempranillo. Johnny Tempranillo. Boys, I need a nap. Well. So tired.

You know what? It's the booze. It's the liquor. I didn't know that Beethoven was such an anal motherfucker. A what? Anal. Like, he was like fucking, every morning he got up to make coffee, he had to have exactly 60 coffee beans in his cup.

Yeah, well, he knew what he liked. He was a very precise motherfucker. That's the way you're going to start your morning, count no coffee beans. Yes, if you live back then, what the fuck else are you going to do? There's no YouTube, no TikTok. No radio.

No radio, no nothing. There's candles. He's going to count his coffee beans. There was strip clubs back then. Yeah, Beethoven was at strip clubs all the time. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, He would just write out fucking full symphonies like this without being able to hear it. He just knew what he was writing. He knew what that would sound like when the people picked up the instruments.

Was he the guy that came up with every good boy deserves fudge? Hmm. And then the face? That face, he... I don't think he came up with it, no. What was the other one? Good boys don't deserve fudge?

Always? No, what was it? What the fuck's he talking about, man? There's the other one. He's talking about the notes on the thing. Bass and treble. The bass is shitty boys don't like fudge or something. And then it says cow or something.

You know what? I got a fun game we should play. We should play, let's see how many layers of visceral fat we get through this fucking gut. Put that away, Julian. With a nine millimeter slug.

That's not fun to joke around with guns. I wonder if it'll go through all layers or just the first 50 or 70. Don't even joke about that, Julian. How many layers would there be? A lot. That'll joke about that, Julian. How many layers would there be? A lot. That'll go through steel, Julian.

No, it won't. What kind of steel? A 9mm. That's not going through an inch. That'll go, no, but it'll go through a corridor. I'm just wondering how many layers of fat this will go through. Every layer. Do you want to put some money on it?

At point blank, you mean? Yeah. Julian, you're not... All right, you'd rip a hole right through. All right, we'll give him 10 feet. You'd rip a hole right through him at point blank. Hole's bigger on the other side, too. Your hole? Well, just goes in small, comes out big.

Yeah. There was a mama joke there, but I'm not going to say it. Because I'm not going gonna ditch your mother anymore william shakespeare he was a bit of a fucking weirdo guy a bit of a weirdo no yes he was in his will william shakespeare left his wife his second best bed i mean beds must have been who did he give his best bed to? He probably pissed in his first bed. Probably, but I don't know. Was he banging some other chick or something? He's like, hey, you had a good time.

Stained. Take the good bed. Really, it was the unstained bed. I betcha. Wherefore art thou, dieth I, bangeth you in thy bed? In the second. I bangeth you in thy second bed. To be or not to be.

And I don't like when bees sting you, but that's one thing Mr. Lay told me a lot about. Okay, we got to wrap this up soon, man. He likes Shakespeare. Yeah, boys, I got to take a nap. I'm not even joking. I'm fucking tapping out here without even... Who's got a Sagret? A Sagret would light me right up. No, you don't need one of those.

It's probably because of the concert. You're still feeling the effects. Oh, it is. I mean, I drank my face off and did all the shit. Different drugs. I get up on the stage. Did you guys see me on the stage? I saw you. Yeah, you sang the words.

Knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door. You did great, bubs. I was right. I don't know. I was very impressed. Very impressed. I don't like when you're impressed like that, Randy. You sound sexual.

No, I wasn't. I just thought that you had really good... Your tone was good. Yeah? Yeah. How turned on were you by Axl rogues i was quite impressed he looks good with short hair too he looks great yeah he had he had on a shirt that had a picture of you and bubs bubs and julian and ricky oh i know i saw it yeah it was he had on our shirt right on the

stage oh did he yes Alright, that's cool. Okay, you know what? I've got nothing else here, boys. We've got to just end this. Yeah, I'm taking a nap, boys. Sign off, Randy. Do something. Say bye, Randy. Thanks for tuning in to Park After Dark. Give them a little tit work. Over and out.

Watch out for aliens. See ya, kids. To see the video version of Park After Dark in Ricky's trailer, go to SwearNet.com or download the Trailer Park Boys SwearNet app.