Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 12 - The Sh*t Olympics

Episode Date: August 12, 2024

The Boys discuss the latest Olympics news, including pole vaulting wangs and sports-mad whales, and come up with a sh*tty new sport! They also cruise down China's LSD highway to the country's worst restaurant. Plus: Guess who caught their cock in a drawer? Yup.

To see the video version of Park After Dark in Ricky's trailer, go to Swearnet.com or download the Trailer Park Boys Swearnet app. Ricky, it doesn't make any sense though. If your pants were on, how did you slam your wiener in the drawer? Cause they're not protective pants, man. They're like flexible. It's almost like being naked with my pajama pants. They're so- I know, but if your wiener, it's still in the pants,

how did it get over the edge of the drawer when you closed it? I was still somewhat excited, I guess. But wouldn't it be pointing that way? Buffs. Well, it just doesn't make sense. That doesn't point straight out. The underwear makes it go a little to one side, and it got fucking caught in the drawer.

I was drunk. Have you been watching the Olympics? The dude where his cock fucked up, his medal chances? No. You didn't see that? No. Oh, man. It kind of reminds me of what happened to him.

Who did his cock fucked up his metal chances Well, he was Duke the guy that with the pole vaulter, dude So he's getting it in the bag, you know He went up and got up and he as he was going over the fucking pole his wang Which is probably a heavy sized one kind of hit the bar Knocked the bar right off man. He lost his chance. His wiener knocked the bar off. His wiener fucked up his chances, man.

Does wiener get hurt? I think his wiener probably felt good, I don't know. So maybe I'm misunderstanding. Did it get caught in the side or over the top? It was just a little bit of the tip, a tiny bit of the shaft. On the side of the drawer or in the top part of the drawer right fucking Here man, why don't you straight fucking?

Know your cock and throw it in the drawer just show it to get you put your eye thought it goes over the top down into The drawer somehow and got mad recreated. No, and you can put your face right over there by the fine now I did it went in the side. I was thinking it was in the drawer You know what if you want a picture of his cock, just go take a picture of it. You're the one talking about Olympic cocks. You're the one that was to probably beat off the wood. And I'm pretty sure you said it was probably a hefty one.

Is that what you just said? I'm saying no, but in the Olympics. You did say that. It was a heavy one. It was a, but it was packet, from what they're saying. Could you see it? You mean from you zooming in on the freeze frame? No they had it zoomed in and they had it in a slow mo whenever they had it man.

So you looked at his balls closely? No I was watching it. I wasn't fucking examining it. Bob's come on. Okay. Alright, do you want to guys want to start this fucking thing? Alright we're starting. So we'll start now so we don't have to talk about

penises and fools. They'll cut all that off anyway if you just come in. All right. Hey, what's going on? Welcome to Perk After Dark. I'm your host, Julian. This is my friends over here, Bubbles and Ricky. And you might be just listening on the audio.

And if you are just listening on the audio, you should be watching it on the video. Are you gonna mention this every fucking time we do this now? Well, how you expect people to see it then go to the swear net page. All right. Keep it up. Smart. Speaking of Olympics, I'm not gonna talk about bulges or heavy cocks. Did you see that fucking humpback whale? Go to bomb the surfing semi-finals?

No, no. It was fucking awesome. Huge humpback, right out of the water. Right in the middle of the semi-finals. It was awesome. Really? Yep. They might have paid him. Went viral.

They might have paid him in fish. Viral. Could have. You know, air will give you a whole container load of fish if you do a jump. I bet you that whale's getting banged like crazy. And so is the whale. The whale that did him, I thought. I bet you that's the whale. I bet you that's the whale. I bet you that's the whale. I bet you that's the whale. I bet you that's the whale.

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I did him I think Well, how why would the whale there's not whales watching the Olympics and going all I saw you on the TV there Ronnie Who's right? Ronnie the whale they keep up with news and shit We don't know the news. No, I Don't think. I thought they were smart. Big brain. Yeah, cause the whales, there's a place they go to with this fucking sports bar

and they sit around underwater and watch fucking the Olympics. That'd be pretty cool underwater. It's like SpongeBob, Rick. Come on. I think that'd be cool, a whale bar. They're smart enough they'd probably watch. Wouldn't have a drink, have a whale of a time. Oh my god. See?

No. See, that should be on the sign. Come have a whale of a time. They must have, like, messenger fish and shit to keep them up to date with stuff. Messenger? There's no fish. No, man.

Where the fuck would the messenger fish be? Hey, Whaley. You were just on fucking all over the news, man. But where would the fish have seen it? Flying fish. I don't know Fishing an aquarium flying fish So I just only just fly out of the water and look through the window at the sports bar on the beach There's some kind of fucking I don't know

telepathic old shit With secretious. Well, it looks like the drugs are kicking in talking about fish watching the news and reporting back to the whales you know what I think we got to up the party in up it up it up it you know why all for it we're in week two of August boys let's blow ourselves up we've got another two more weeks a good fucking half these well- What do you mean blow ourselves up? I can't believe it's fucking August the 9th already.

What the fuck? I know, man. Summer goes too quick. Fucking shitty winters coming. That's why I think we should learn how to control the fucking simulation we're in and slow down the summers. Hack the code.

Summer's now eight months long. So this high end fashion design company, Dolce and Gay Bainey, they just launched the dog perfume. No, they didn't. Does it smell like dogs or you put it on your dog? Make every walk a fragrant and fashionable affair No, they're fucking not based on one of the either Dulce or gabana big game Bain a

Dolce and Gabana One of them's good. I have many of their items one of them has a dog all faithy. I feel is that Fifi or Fefe or Fef? What does it say it's Fifi Fifi Fifi Fifi Fifi Fifi Fifi or Fefe or Fef? What is it? Say it's Fifi. Fifi. F-I-F-I-F-E-F-E. Fefe. Fefe. Fefe. Fefe. Fefe. Fefe. It's 99 euros. Fefe Lapew. Okay. Fefe is the name of the pure perfume. So is it a perfume you put on your dog or you put it on yourself and it smells like dog? It's like a 24 karat plate of dog paw on the fuck in front of the bottle. That's bullshit, man. Unbelievable. That stuff is good. But! What? Is karat play the dog paw on the fucking front of the bottle bullshit man Unbelievable that stuff is what? What is it good for the do you think that maybe bubbles could come up with a cat person?

What if I had a nice cat fragrance? All right number one stink. I don't agree with the cat don't stay boys Dogs fucking stink they both think cats do not think fucking they're the cleanest animals on earth They both stink. Cats do not stink. They fucking stink. They're the cleanest animals on earth. Eh. Nah, I wouldn't say that.

You ever see a dog fucking lick his paws and clean his fucking ears? No. You know what? Bunnies are cleaner than fucking cats. You see them rubbing their fucking ears on the carpet, throwing them in the lickin' it. Yeah, you do do that. Saw your mother do that too.

I think you need a cat perfume, Bob, so you can make some money. What would it be called? No, foot's down. That shit's not good for the fucking animals, man. Breathing in that shit. No, but I would make it out of things that are not harmful. Veterinarian approved. That's right. I will be in on it if you do that.

And I can get it into some store. Oh, because you're so ethical, Julian. I am. We know that you don't do anything unethical. You come up with this, I'm going to fucking hit up Costco's ad office, and we're going to be selling this all over the floor. Let's come up with a good name for it. What would my kitty perfume be called?

Meow's kind of weak. Stinky pussy. Jesus. Jesus. What? It's a pussy cat. It's a little play on words. That could be the slug line.

Put it on your. Stinky pussy. Put it on your stinky pussy. Ah, Jesus, Murph. I love him, man. Do you think maybe it might start getting used by. I don't like that. You have a picture.

It's gotta be classy. You have a picture of a cat with like little stink fuckin' streams, stink lines comin' off it. Put this on your stinky pussy. I don't like it. It makes me feel yucky. But it should be called something like high end, you know, feline florals floral shit,? Shit, that'll fucking home brainstorm in there. Feline floral by Babel. Feline fleur.

Au de fleur. Au de poussé. Feline fleur. Au de poussé. I think it should be French, man. Ricky. Okay. You can help us out with it.

I'll do my best. Don't even think about it, Ricky blurted out cat perfume didn't work Did work mess fire You got a cylinder blocked you know, I can come to me, you know, what's gonna happen we're gonna get wasted tonight We're gonna come up with one. All right, you're gonna make it. I'll make it all concocted out of some nice Organic botanicals that I have in my kit. And you know what we gotta do? We gotta send it out to people like Paris Hilton.

You know what I mean? Because she's got, well I don't know if she's got cats, she's got dogs, she's got dogs. It should be O, D, something. You know who has cats? Who? Kate Beckinsale. And you know who else?

Taylor Swift, I bet. I think Taylor Taylor Swift does it. Nina Gomez. That we're going to become rich. She's actually the reason why. The little drawer incident was more painful than it needed to be. Who was one of them? Taylor's back in sale or Taylor

Swift first one. Kate Beckinsale. Me and Richard like her. You were jerking to Kate. I wasn't. I was just, I thought about it. You were jerking, you had to get up and get something in there. Not gonna say what.

He doesn't keep his lube in the, in the forks and knives. Keeps his rags in there. With the forks and knives. His rags, yeah. Ratties. No, I don't All right, so this is a weird one this fucking mother named her

Kid after a name from Game of Thrones What's the name? I've been watching that I'm on a EESI Who Khaleesi maybe is that somebody Khaleesi? I don't fuck her no man. It's way too many. Khaleesi? Khaleesi fucker? No man Game of Thrones you see that series? I've never watched it. I don't like dragons. I'm on season six Khaleesi I think that isn't maybe she's trying to take the little fuckface to Disneyland in Paris anyway, so she ordered up a passport and came back and said, Nope. What? She said that name is trademarked by Warner Brothers.

What was the name? Khaleesi or Khaleesi. Khaleesi. So buddy, how the fuck did that... High zone though boys, I'm high as a cave. Then her lawyer's like, fuck you, you can't trademark a name. Whose name? You can't trademark goods or services.

Khaleesi. Who the fuck is Khaleesi? That's from Game of Thrones. This woman named her fucking kid that name. Tried to get a passport. They said, fuck you, it's trademarked by Warner Brothers. You can't get a passport. Has she ever been chased by the Khaleesi?

Ha ha ha ha. Yeah? Khaleesi. Anyway, they, uh... Khaleesi chased by the Khaleesi. She thinks she's got it rectified. The lawyers are like, you can't. Rectified?

You can't fucking trade American name. Have you ever been rectified? No, man, I haven't. What does it mean? Probably. Probably if it's got to do with my rectum. What the fuck is this? That's for rectifying people.

This was for the tailor's, with the, no, the cake thing you were doing over there. Then you might want to fucking get it out of your hand. Oh, Julie and it does smell like earth smell it Oh under the armpit You have it on your hands Ricky's bomb juice. I think what end do you think that? Oh, yeah You got Ricky's earth juice on you all I need a bit of salt on there. Oh, you're gonna eat with those hands, are you? There, just wipe it with some salt on it, man.

You wiped it on the chips. It's right here, the chip that was... True, I'll put my wiener right in your drink. No, man, you're not. Maybe I did before we started. You know that there's a state called Connecticut? Yes. Yes. OK, well this is a two part story.

The first problem I have with Connecticut is how it's pronounced. OK. I know what you're going to say. It has a C in there. A silent C? Connecticut. Connecticut.

It should be. It's spelled connecticut. I never even realized that. You're right. Connecticut. Anyway, I'm not going to get too mad about that, but I don't understand it. David Letterman. and people fuck with my mind when they do shit like that Okay, so what what's the second part P of this part?

That was the main part the other part just this fucking guys on a coma and get bitten by a rattlesnake He's in a coma. Oh, that's the not the important part is it? Lost I'm where did he get less upset about that than the way it's pronounced. Where did he get back? He was driving along saw this big snake on the road. It's like, oh fuck. I gotta go help that snake before someone runs it over and kills it. So he gets out of his car, tries to throw a little blanket over the

snake to catch it and move it and the thing bit him on the hand. And now he's in a fucking coma. Jesus. Is there fucking rattlesnakes in Connecticut? I didn't know that till today. No, there can't be, man. There is. Is there?

They're very, very rare. There's two types. They're very, very rare. Connecticut. Connecticut. Connecticut, he got a bit of a rattlesnake on the road and now he's in a coma. A snake you're trying to help.

So what's the moral to the story? Fuck snakes. Go fuck with snakes. No, don't be a good Samaritan. Run them the fuck over. See, that's the problem is there's too many shows on TV where they make it look so easy to catch a fucking snake. Like I think I would try to catch one, but I hate the fuck. I definitely would.

But you know what? Maybe not now. We would get fucking bit, man. The problem with him? He was fucking so... Drunk? Oh, he was so... Ricky, you thought you could punch out an alligator? Yeah. The problem with him, he was fucking so... Drunk? Oh, he was so... Ricky, you thought you could punch out an alligator?

I, until I did more research and realized that was not gonna probably happen. No, you can't punch him. I was just gonna make some... He's saying he thought he was gonna punch him. Well, you can fucking get on back and then put the, you know... Yeah, but they do the snippy whip around. They do the death roll.

The death roll. You've been going on... So does your mother. Ha They do the death roll. Death roll. So does your mother. The death roll. You've been going on about AI a lot lately. Did you hear about the Gorilla Coach? No, but I was so close. Yeah, I got a picture of the Gorilla Coach. They're fucking cool, man. I like them, you know why?

When they came up, AI invented it and went viral. And then this coming child's like, fuck, people love these things, we're gonna start making them. So they're gonna be real now No, they're real real but I mean they're there. That's not high fashion. I like them Yeah, I Put them in my fucking my Ricky if there's anything you should have in your living room. It's a grill account. I agree. I'm right

What would you do on it Just feel like a king You'd feel pretty fucking kick-ass and I feel you know, I bet it increases Why can't I just picture Ricky sitting there buck naked right in the middle? No, just reef is that what your picture? Wow, I Think Ricky would probably just get in there and you know, just start reefing on himself. Hopefully gorilla coaches can't get hurt If they do you got a problem awkward

Yeah, especially if you're sitting right in the center, yeah That'll be the second the new version comes out hoist you right to the ceiling it would Oh, man, you see what they got going on in China now in the highways, I think this is I Don't know if it'd be I don't know if this would work here in Canada Because you'd get people that be like, oh, let's go fucking hit the highway now and acid stuff and they'd be like, whoa What is it? They're testing out this new thing with lasers man for truck drivers They got them going down the highway. It looks like a fucking triumph Concert man. Yeah, it would be fucked. Look at that. See imagine that that keeps you awake keeps them from falling asleep

I don't know. I'd fucking free. I like it. I got 16 and 100 kilometers of highway like that. No way Can you imagine if you're on acid or something driving down that road? Why would you be on acid driving a big red? Because of the lights. I mean, I did something I would you do but you think the lights are gonna make people do drugs LSD usage is gonna go way up think about him boys, but not everybody's like him There's a lot of people like him man a lot so you're a truck driver and you have a family in a you know a Reputation and you're like, oh, look at these fucking lasers they installed to keep me awake.

I'm gonna fucking do LSD. No, no, you're getting this wrong here, Bubs. The truck drivers might be staying away because of this. I'm talking about people that like to party. Oh, you mean just anybody. Let's go on a 1600 kilometer fucking trip. Ripped out of our minds. Fucked up on the highway.

On lysergic dithiolamide exactly Or mushrooms if you want to stick to China I've got another one Yeah, two chefs in China sentenced to prison for leasing thousands of dishes with any diarrhea Medication to me about effects of expired ingredients. Oh my fuck. Dirty bastards. That's fucked up, man. See, Sam Wasco was to open up a restaurant. So they're giving you rotten fish. That's what he'd do.

Oh, Wasco would do that. He would do this in a second, man. So they're selling you rotten fish with anti-shitter pills in it. That's fucking messed up. So you don't shit yourself. They say over 1,600 meals were prepared that way. Fuck. I can't even imagine. So say over 1600 meals were prepared that way. Fuck.

I can't even imagine. So they're like, I know very well this fish is gonna make him shit himself. Food cost is gonna fucking hit the fucking ceiling if we don't serve the shit. So we're serving. I wonder how the fuck they get caught. Somebody probably shit themselves.

Or didn't shit for a week. Somebody probably died. Somebody probably didn't shit for a week. Yeah, maybe that's what it was. Yeah, that happened to me once. Do tell, Ricky. Do tell. I've already told it before, but we were on tour.

What happened to you? Yeah, I remember. What happened? He came running in and said, boys, you gotta come see this. Remember, their thing was sticking right out of the bowl. It went from diarrhea, somebody gave me medication for that. And then all of a sudden, nothing came out for days. And then all of a sudden, it was like a 3 and 1.5 foot fucking

You created a CN tower. A snow cone. And then, plus, he shit it in the toilet. It wasn't even off the top. No. No. Then I went to flush it. There was no water in the fucking thing.

It was just sitting on the floor. It was water, but it wouldn't flush. So yeah, it was a disaster. Oh, it was right out of the ball. It was just right out of the water. It was like that, Julian. Like leaning tower of whatever it is. It made me.

Shit. I laughed so hard I had tears come down my face. I could not believe what was in the ball. It was shocking. It was shocking. I had to look at it. And it was perfectly coiled. It was, it was a fucking work. Oh, I don't remember it being coiled. I remember it being fucking straight as an arrow. No, she fucking wrapped right around.

She's that must be another one. Because the one I saw was straight as an arrow and it was sticking out of the bowl about that far Like you would have had to stand up to finish the women like talking about this or here. I throw this I mean, well, it's not gonna do it with no women are watching this. Who are you kidding? Yes, true, too It's just fellas sitting around drinking laughing getting high at work Thinking about Ricky's thing the audio version fucking spike shit thinking about Ricky's big fucking spike shit. The one I saw, you would have had to stand up to finish it, Ricky. Wouldn't be the first time.

Jesus Christ, boys. He should be in a competition. He should be. Is there any shitting competition? You know what, they should have the shitting competition, right? Shitting Olympics. Soon after, like three hours after the hot dog eating contest The shitting Olympics. Oh my god. Imagine the fucking nasty stuff coming out of those

Humans god the shit Olympics. I don't know 73 hot dogs or something That's a and they're not beat they're not being chewed up. They're just down there whole dogs coming out Yeah, you can make a tower out of that. This is kind of fucked up. This four-year-old boy survived a 16th floor fall with only minor injuries. Holy fuck! Like no broken bones, nothing. What did he hit?

A roof. Yeah, a roof will do it. It's physics. It's called science. Well, it says nobody understands how the fuck it happens in France. Yeah, my roof will do it. It's physics. It's called science. Well, it says nobody understands how the fuck it happens in France. It's a freak, but he wouldn't, if he didn't hit the roof, he would have splattered. But it's science. The roof absorbs the energy here, but as you roll, it dissipates. It was a flat roof.

A flat roof? Yeah, man. It's your whole fucking... Okay then. This is all bullshit. It's your whole fucking... Okay then! It's called a fucking miracle man. My theory just went right out the window with a set of wings on it. He's a superhero. Kids was crying in his room. Father went to fucking see what was up and the door was locked.

So I guess the kid must have got freaked out because he couldn't get out of his room or some shit. So anyway, father went to the window. Saw his fucking kid not even moving on the roof below he didn't even go through the roof no okay here's what happened I'll tell you right now science mm-hmm the roof was made of a flexible material man it absorbed the energy no flung him up a little bit but he came back and a nice landing. It had to be. I don't know.

Nobody could figure it out. No. Yeah. Well, what else could it be? He did have a tiny bit of bleeding on his kidney or something, but they fixed it quite quickly. Well, that was from the impact. I know what it is, man.

He was back in school less than a week. Simulation, Bubs. You forgot about that. You forgot. Oh, fuck. Here we go. That's what happened. That could be it. You forgot about that. You forgot. Oh, fuck, here we go. That's what happened. That could be it.

The code was written. Yep, there's something fucked up. Anyway, he's pretty fucking crazy. Yeah. I think- I'm watching Parents. I would say so. He's gotta be that or else he's, did you ever see the show The Boys?

Super Heroes and shit? Yeah. Could be one of those motherfuckers. Who knows, I don't know. Could be. He could be a soup. Who knows, I don't know. Could be. He could be a soup. Who fucking knows? He could be a gray white kid.

He could be a soup. He could be a soup. I love that show, The Boys. That's my favorite show. Oh, it's fucking great. Yeah. And we know one of the fellas. Tomer.

Tomer Capone. We know a couple of the fellas. Yeah. A couple of the fellas. Giancarlo Esposito young Carla great guy. I Love Giancarlo Esposito, please Hell of a fella. Yeah Fuck he's a good actor too. Remember when he was the chicken man. Oh, he was awesome and breaking bad

You know who would have been all over him? Lay he would have fucking loved Giancarlo. Oh, yeah, he would he can you imagine the way he'd be acting around him Oh, you would have been all giddy. He would have been giddy and fucking Trying to get him drunk probably This is some new information for you guys because fucking freaked me out. You know, I have a loud sneeze Mm-hmm. I do you can get get some serious fucking injuries from sneezing. No kidding, man. Didn't know that.

What? Yeah. I have a loud sneeze? Pulled muscles, which is not that bad. I had a big loud sneeze. Organesia fed earlier today. You can fucking actually sneeze and shit up. You can collapse the lung.

What? Yeah, man. You can have a herniated lung. I mean, what the fuck that means, but it doesn't sound great. That means pinched. You can fracture bones. Yeah Like what? Sneezing yeah, you know what? I got a neck pain right here. Mm-hmm

I bet you it's from my sneeze and fed earlier Probably I pulled a neck muscle people like fucking like sneezing up shit from their lungs do oh, yeah Like bits and pieces, but you can also get an aortic. Oh Yeah, you'll fuck up your valves aortic dissection If you don't, I gotta stop sneezing. I enjoy it I encourage it when I'm doing a big sneeze and fit. If you don't get to the hospital within 40 hours with that one You're dead and that's why I hold my sneezes in you're like

You can also get a brain brain hemorrhage if you hold your sneeze in. It could cause a stroke. Okay yeah, that's, I mean, all right, maybe. If you hold your sneezes in, you can tear your fucking windpipe. Yeah, there you go muscles. Crazy. Especially with a big muscular fucking windpipe like yours. I got it man.

I'm gonna fucking, I don't know, I'm gonna be more conscious now. You imagine the power of the sneeze that the force comes out of those I've been holding them in and then you hold it in you could tear one of your muscles Yeah, I'm gonna also sneeze up a fucking lung. So you don't if you haven't just applied muscle wax and muscle oil shortly before it Buffs, it's not that fucking crazy Who's fucking calling me? That fucking crazy who's fucking calling me

Probably that fucking no idea flaky woman you went on a date with the other night And she you know what? This is the dentist. This is a dentist office It was not a fucking hooker. She worked at a dentist office man Money for the date. She had the IQ of one of these potato chips. She can help a fucking good teeth cleaner Why she use a teeth you Depends on if she's on duty or off duty Geez Murphy have it a good time boys See you got born in August and I'm Johan Bach, he's pretty famous, I think. Johann Sebastian Bach.

No, this must be a different guy. It just says Johann Bach. No, that's him, Ricky. This guy was a German composer. Yeah. Johann Sebastian Bach. He was, Bach was, I would say he's my favorite. Who?

Bach. Bach who? Johann Sebastian Bach. Oh, who's your favorite? He's my favorite classical composer. Who gives a fuck? Ken Norton. What do you mean who gives a fuck? All that music.

It all sounds the same, Bob. All that shit, all that classic music. No it doesn't. It sounds basically the same, man. Bunch of fuckers. What are you talking about? It's the most varied fucking music in history. You haven't listened to it high enough, obviously.

Maybe. That's right, me and Ricky got right out of it one night. No, I think he's agreeing with me, right? Remember when I played Bach in Beethoven for you? I hated classical music to that night. Oh, really? I played Beethoven for him, he started crying. I said, what are you crying about?

He said, I don't know. Who the fuck was I? Oh, with a hawker. I wasn't known with a fucking hawker, Bobs. He started crying, I said, why are you crying? He said, I don't know. He was feeling it. That's what music, the great composers do.

Well, maybe we should get on some drugs tonight. Let's get right out of here and listen to Bach tonight. Here's what we'll do. We'll listen to Johann. We'll listen to Johann Sebastian Bach. And then we'll listen to Sebastian Bach. Let's get raw. Compare them.

Also Whitney Houston, because it's her birthday. I can hear them. Also Whitney Houston, it's her birthday. I like Whitney. I like Whitney. You know what, we can watch... Bobby Brown. No? Go ahead and watch that movie with her. The Bodyguard.

Bodyguard. Oh, you just wanna see Kevin Costner. No, I don't, I'm fucking a big fan of Whitney, man. Chris, oh, couldn't say it there for a second. Sam Elliott got born today. Oh. You should watch fucking Roadhouse. It's your favorite.

Julian can do his voice, do it. You know why I haven't even watched the new Roadhouse? Do you want to Swayze's launch with Roadhouse? I saw the new Roadhouse. Is it good? It's not as good as the original. Of course it's not. Guy that invented Trivial Pursuit from Canada,

got born today, Chris Haney. Melanie Griff Melanie Griffith Howard to Zack cocksucker still I'd say he's pretty wealthy. He's still on the does he get royal? I think he might have fucked up with that Really? I don't remember exactly if he gets oiled anyway. Oh, he's dead. Yeah, if he gets royalties or his family It's a lot of money. Ooh, Julian Anderson Who Julian Anderson. Who? Julian Anderson. X-Files. Oh yeah.

What is that, a slurping noise? Chips. Brett Hall? You haven't eaten chips in 20 minutes? I got it stuck in my tooth. I gotta go see my... See what great happened on this day. Not so great.

Nuclear bombing of Nagasaki. That's not a good day. That's not so great. Nuclear bombing of Nagasaki. That's not a good day. That happened when? 45 on this day. Oh that's awful. Yeah Beatles released Yo! Submarine single in its album Revolver in the U.S. Well there you go. Manson Family. Oh no we don't need to talk about that. What was it? Just some murders. Just some man some murders. That's it man. All right I think we're done. Which murder Sharon Tate or Lino and LaBianca? All those happened on the same night did they? Oh fucking Wayne Gretzky got traded on this day. To who? To LA 1529. I remember it like it was yesterday and we were like no fucking ways that happened and it happened fucking Wayne

They traded him. I don't understand this one says the longest ever hunger strike ends Indian human rights campaigner from Shamila Tastes honey after 16 years. Whoa, that's a hunger strike man. So 16 years whoa that's a hunger strike man so 16 years so do you not eat for 16 oh yeah need something water is he probably water and water and rice that's fucked up rice is a meal so it couldn't have now maybe just water and grass salt sugar salt and grass salt and grass I'm eating grass with butter and salt. It's not it's not good man. I'm not a big grass fan Tell that to the cows No horses

All right, are we done can we like get this classical fucking buzz on That's what we're doing Fucking believe it's this leak and some we should start with some fucking solo cello stuff and then move into the quartets I can't fucking wait. You're gonna be blown away. You're gonna be flexing and back flipping can't see it, man. I Don't know what we should start with Solo cellos is the nicest time when I actually like is the flight of the bumblebee. Prelude and fugue? That's not Bach.

That's Beethoven. It's Prelude and Fugue, is that Bach? He had, yes, he had some fugues. All right, let's go to the liquor store, go get some food, come back here, play some class. I said fugue, not food. Food. Food.

Food. What kind of food do you want? Wanna eat old timey food? Herbies. Like bash and some, Johan would eat? Get some herbies. No, fuck that. We should eat old timey food like he would eat.

Like old fucking dry out old biscuits. Quail. Blood sausage. Quail. Blood pudding. Why would Johan eat some basmabaki? He'd like all kinds of fucking ass back then. I'm trying to eat rabbit. Blood sausage? Quail? Blood pudding? Quail eggs? Quail eggs? Quail eggs? They ate like all kinds of fucking ants back then.

I'm trying to eat rabbit. Rabbit? Rabbit? Quacking some pheasant. German rabbit. Pheasant stew. Why do you think Johann Sebastian Bach ate quail eggs and rabbits? They weren't eating fucking big backs, were they?

Doesn't mean he was eating a quail. What about black forest cake? Is that German? No, man. What about a fucking drum roll? might be turkey drumstick potato pancakes. They're German I think I'll have some potato pants. There's schnitzel. There's German Remember when we were in Germany boys? Yes, and I won the fucking The marathon didn't win. I got a medal. Yeah, you got a medal. Where is my medal? Don't know. I want a fucking medal in the Berlin fucking marathon.

It's gone. I don't even know where the medal is. It is gone. That's terrible. What was it on, Rollerblades? Yes, I was on Rollerblades. It went towards your rent. You guys dropped me off and picked me up at the finish line, remember?

You know what, we gotta, boys, put way over the fucking time limit. Okay! We gotta go. There's no time! So, there's a time. I'll finish when I'm good goddamn and ready. All right. I'm done.

You wanna go to the liquor store? You can sit here and do this. No, I'm done. All right, we're done. All right, go to the liquor store. Harveys. Power pump. Power pump?

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