Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 12 - The Sunnyvale Bubbles Bubble

Episode Date: August 17, 2020

It's a big moment for the Boys today - time to take down the barriers for a proper deedle... just don't f**k with Bubbles' kitty videos! Find out why Bubbles won't be playing 'Pi**in' on People's Meat' at the Legion, and Julian's new favourite snack. Ricky also discovers what's been holding back his education his whole life - and he's gonna sue!

Man, what the fuck is going on back there? Seriously, Bobbs, how... I told you not to fuck with my settings! Bobbs, the yellow cable, that's the one, that's for the video, okay? I'd come do it, but I'm not allowed back there. Red and white, that's for the fucking audio. I don't even give a fuck about the audio Why won't you let us just go fucking back there? It is Frogger time

Can I come back there, please no It is Frogger time. I'm fucking playing it. I'm watching titty videos. That's hilarious. Can I come back there, please? No. No, we gotta stay in your lane. How long? How much longer, man? Because I'm going back to the fucking woods. I'm telling you.

How long is this? How long does it take? It takes as long as it takes. I'm going to tell you how long it's going to take. You know what else the woods the fucking animals are friendlier i don't like city animals anymore they're fucking rude little fuckers what are you talking about don't like the way they act they think they're better than all the rest of the animals and they're not animals in the wild they're fucking nice what happened

did a city fucking squirrel tell you off or something? Well, just even dogs barking. What the fuck gives them the right to bark at me? What the fuck did I do to them? What are the ones... Okay, so they're barking at you. What are they saying? You don't get a fucking deer in the woods barking in your fucking face, yapping at you.

Deers don't bark, Ricky. Well, what else barks? Well, dogs. But they're not just barking at you just to be arseholes. A fox. A fox doesn't bark at your face. They kind of make a... They do have a sound like a bark.

A fox? Are we seriously having this conversation? Ricky, they're just heard words, bark. They don't know why they're barking. I see you to lynx, too, and that didn't fucking come up and try to... Like some of your fucking cats. Okay, here we go. A bubble in Nova Scotia. You have to be under quarantine for 14 fucking cats. Okay, here we go. A bubble in Nova Scotia.

You have to be under quarantine for 14 fucking days. Boom. This is West. It's been like over 14 now. We can create our own bubble with... A bubble bubble? Yeah. We can have a bubble bubble now.

So what? So we legally can lose this? We have to fucking be... We have this bubble together, so we can't fuck up as a group. That's what it's saying. You're not teasing me. Look, it says right the fuck there.

What website is that? It's the fucking Nova Scotia government fucking website. I don't trust the government. Okay, but it's 14 days. That's what everybody's saying. Okay, so do you want me to move it? Get this fucking thing out of here, man. Oh, man, this is's 14 days. That's what everybody's saying. Okay, so do you want me to move it? Get this fucking thing out of here, man. Oh, man, this is a big step.

Holy fuck, this is a big moment. All right, where the fuck... Where's Randy? We should have Randy moving this. Here, I can move it, but I'm keeping it. It's good. No shit. I'm going to use it when I start recording drums.

I'm going to learn how to play the drums just so I can sit behind that like they do in the studio. Okay, folds up like that and then around like that. Maybe this way? Holy fuck, look at that. Look at that.

What's up, baby? We should put this in front of this fridge. Imagine Ricky trying to open it up. No, no, because my thing's going to be You can put it

in front of the fridge, but I'll tell you what's going to happen to it. What's going to happen to it? It's going to get hit with an axe and then a chainsaw. Is a chainsaw proof? I'll tell you what's going to happen to it. What's going to happen to it? It's going to get hit with an axe. And then a chainsaw.

Is a chainsaw proof? No, it isn't, actually. Okay, I've got some... Holy fuck, look at this, Ricky. Man, we're close. Oh, man. We can, like, do an arm bump, I guess. Arm bump and liquor. Get away from that.

You got it all fucked up. Everything's fucked. My TV better not be fucked up. Oh, TV, look. Look at him. Holy fuck. Look at him. Jesus.

Yeah, he's kind of cute. It was a balloon cat, and he said, fuck you, and nailed it. That was awesome. All right. Okay, I'll play it after these fucking dickheads over here. Here are the OMG facts for this week. Here, boys, just before that, Ricky, let's have a... We can actually have a real cheers.

Cheers. Big. Big moment. Big moment. This is a big moment right here. The bubble. Fuck you, Rona. The bubble's bubble.

Bubble's bubble. Maybe I won't go back to the woods. I might, might not. Don't know. Don't go back to the fucking woods, man. Pahoba triva pahobia is the fear of trivia about pahobias. What? Whatever the fuck that means.

Can you please tell me what he just said there? What, Ricky? Jesus, Murphy. That's what it says. Phobia triv... Phobia trivophobia is a fear of trivia about phobias. It's not phobias. It's P-H.

Phobia trivophobia is a fear of trivia about phobias. So if I'm going to quiz you about phobias, you might be scared of that, and that's called phobotrivophobia. Or phobotrivophobia. Anyway. So they like that all the time? I fucking hate, like, why not just put an F there? It's like fucking pahones.

We've had this discussion a thousand times. And actually, you don't have a fucking reason. I don't know. Well, maybe you should get on there. Well, if you want to get into the etymology of the word, the letter combination of PH, it can be traced back to Greek. Hey, fuckfaces. We to Greek. Hey, fuck faces. Where, what?

You're fucking idiots. Okay. Workplace bullying affects 25 to 30% of employees at some point during their careers. Fucking idiots. What? You think that's true? Ricky, that's bullying right now. What are you doing?

Why are you calling us fucking idiots? Because he's bullying us to make a point, but he's he doesn't really work with us Sometimes the workplace is the bubble No working on the fucking bottle every time you We can be this close together we can go wherever we want with masks on and Rob Hmm Ricky or just steal shit you can cameras can't tell who it is. Did you know that when you have a mask on? Yes, I'm aware of that. They don't have like see-through mask cameras, right?

No, they don't. They, no. They do have the technology, but they're not allowed to make them. Holy fuck. I think I got diabetes. From groundbreaking to opening day, Disneyland was built in just 365 days. What's it mean when you get so tired you just almost just doze off sitting there? It's the diabetes, isn't it?

No, no, you're just, you're fucking tired. Were you drinking late? Why don't you go to bed? No, but I eat like a sugar cube and then I have to have a nap. I think it's the diabetes. You should be tested. I hope I have to have a nap. I think it's the diabetes. You should be tested. I hope I don't have diabetes. I've got a homemade test kit here somewhere. Okay, there's other, no, there's other fucking,

there's things, you're irritable. Have you been like a grumpy fuck lately? No. Okay, that's one thing. I'm actually never grumpy. Are you drinking a lot? Are you thirsty all the fucking time? No.

No? No, I just keep topped up with the... The liquor, okay. Oh, the liquor's probably making me tired. I'm not going to say anything. I mean... The liquor's probably making me tired. Not that this means anything to us,

but August 13th, which was yesterday, so we missed it, is Left Handers Day. Launched in 1992, this yearly celebration raises awareness of difficulties experienced by left handers. Have you ever left handed it, Ricky? Yes, I have.

Many times. Just for a little something different. And when I broke my hand three times. Can you write with your left hand? I know you're right handed. Can you write with the left? I'm not talking about writing, bud. I know, but I'm just saying.

I can. I am ambidextrous. All right. Write your name. Sure, I will. Give me a piece of paper. What about you, Ricky? I didn't know this.

Hey, what do you need now? He's going to write with his left hand because he's ambidextrous. I can write exactly. What do you think the communication from Apollo 13 was, Julian? What do I think it was? Yeah. Them fucking talking and saying how the fuck's it going down there. With my left hand.

That's pretty good. All right. That's really good. You know? Did you know, you want to know a fact about? Fill in the blank. Houston. We have a problem.

Wrong. No? Astros. Houston, we've had a problem I didn't know that I always thought it was Houston we have a problem Houston we've had a problem

That isn't what he says In the fucking movie Is it? I don't know That's what they say In the movie I think Houston we've had a problem See this book

Sometimes fucking is right Not too fucking shabby huh? Not too shabby. You want to know something crazy, though? Look over there, though. JFK, he could write his name. He could write, and I mean like, you know, old-style writing. He could write his name with this hand.

He could write his name with this hand backwards and upside down at the same time. Bullshit, man. Google it. JFK. JFK? He had the craziest control of both sides of his brain. He could write this one forward and normal, this one upside down and backwards simultaneously. Try that.

Did he use it, that ability, all the time or what? He was good with his fingers. That's all I know. Yeah, he banged Marilyn Monroe, didn't he? That's pretty good, boys. You got to admit. That is fucking not bad.

You did that with your left hand. Bull fucking shit. It's on camera. That's pretty good, Ricky. That's better than what you're... Maybe I'm left-handed. You are, Ricky. You can write better

with your left hand. Do that with your right. Do it with your right hand. Holy fuck, Ricky. You can write better with your left hand. Do it with your right hand. Holy fuck, Ricky. Fuck, am I left-handed? Ricky. And you shoot right. I'm going to try shooting left.

Ricky, are you kidding me your whole life? Maybe that's what the fuck's been wrong. Well, that's probably one of the problems. I golf left. I shoot left. I shoot left. I could be left fucking handed. That's why my writing you can't read, right? Oh, my Jesus.

But your drawings. I've got 40-odd years to figure it out. I remember in early grade something, the teacher said, okay, take out your pencils in your right hand and write your name. No, man, they didn't say that. Well, the right hand that they used to write with. She meant your proper hand that you're supposed to. Fucking Jesus.

Ricky, you're pretty good. You've got pretty nice handwriting. Nice. That fucking ruined my life. See, look what happens in the bubble. You what? You've ruined my life. You've ruined my life. See? Look what happens in the bubble. You what? You've ruined your life. Yeah.

That didn't ruin your fucking life. Julian, his life might have taken a completely different trajectory had he known that. Do you know how long it tried to take me to do homework with my fucking right hand? Fuck, man. Okay. And you know what?

I should have known. There's a lesson for the people. When I broke my hand the first time and I went lefty, it just seemed more natural. And you never thought to explore that notion a little more? No, I just thought it was because it was something different. Fuck. So did you think that everybody wrote with their right hand? I've got to start over.

I've got to go back to the beginning. Do it over. You should help him. Ricky, we could start from basics. You should take him homeschooling. Grade primary, right up to fucking grade 12. You should do it. We could probably go through it.

It's going to take up a lot of your time, man. Real quick now, Ricky. Well, you owe it to him. I bet you we could do a whole school year in a week. Do you have any fucking tests and shit I failed because I just couldn't finish them? Wow, Ricky. Well, you owe it to him. I bet you we could do a whole school year in a week. Do you know how many fucking tests and shit I failed because I just couldn't finish them? Wow, man. Well, I mean. I might have my grade 12 and don't even know it.

Plus, you were always drunk and high writing tests and you didn't study. And you didn't give a fuck. That was also a big part of it. You used to tear your books up and tell the teacher to suck your cock pretty much every day. That's because I obviously had this inner bitterness towards teachers because they fucking made me use my wrong hand. See, you know what? We could probably fucking sue the school.

Oh, I like where you're going with that. Because she said pick up your pen with your right hand. Yeah. How do you, like, how the fuck were you supposed to go? Okay. Right. Too bad they didn't have, teachers shouldn't be wearing body cams. Then they couldn't get away with shit like that.

It's fucked. All right. You might Google how to sue the Nova Scotia school board. All right. Let's learn something today. Well, I just learned the biggest thing of the year. Holy fuck. An anteater can eat up to 30,000 ants a day.

What if they're not 30,000 around? What does he do? Chips? Fucking starves, though. I've had 30,000, fucking over 100,000 in the trailer, man. Ants or chips? Yeah, it's the right corner, right fucking below my bedroom. And they make this little noise like...

You can't hear ants. You put 100,000 fucking trailers and ants in that wall right there, you'll hear them. Because they all fucking, they're eating the wood, right? Those carpenter fucking ants. We should buy an anteater and start fucking going around our houses

and find out if they have carpenter ants. Rick, remember when we were little, you thought carpenter ants built wood in the walls and not ate it? I thought they were calling because they had pretty extravagant nests. Eh. Extravagant.

He thought they were building stuff. Did I just say extravagant? What's going on today, boys? I'm finding out all kinds of things I didn't know that I could do. You're getting spreader, man. Did you smoke a new type of dope or something? I did. It might have opened up a compartment in there.

type of dope or something? I did. It might have opened up a compartment in there. Might have been, you know, a door wedge shot in the new dope, lubed up the hinges in your brain. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents every day. What? That's fucked up. All right.

Maybe that's what happened to me. So what do you guys want to do before we go robbing things and stealing shit? We're not going robbing. We may not have to. That's right. We're suing shit. Suing shit is less chance of going to jail. Welcome.

How can I help your education law question? Ray JD. JD. Okay. You could chat to this fucking lawyer right here online. And he will try to sue the school board. What if this fucking asshole, Miss Margaret McDonald, told a student to hold the pencil in their fucking right hand, even though they were apparently left-handed and didn't find out until much later in life that they were left-handed?

Can they sue? Forty-odd years, Chuck. to much later in life that they were left-handed. Can they sue? 40-odd years. What? What if... A teacher... Leave out the...

Stupid... I'm not gonna fucking... This is to a lawyer, man. So, this was a fucked up thing that happened in Florida. Among the crazy fucked up things that happened there. This lady went to a Burger King with a friend and her order was taking too long so she said wait and go kill him I don't know if she wanted to go kill him but she said go deal with this but he went and got him said let's go we're fighting orders taking too long guy wouldn't fight

so guy put him a headlock Another customer pulled him off the employee. Guy went back to the truck, got a gun, went back, killed the guy. Killed the Burger King employee because the fucking burger was taking too long. What a fucking lunatic. Jesus, Murphy. Asshole. And only because she instructed him. Wow.

So she was... Jesus, Murphy, that's unbelievable. Over a a fucking burman's in a cranky mood burgers taking too long and now a man's dead that's fucked i don't see we're not that fucked we're actually when you think about that we're actually good people wow i never even thought about killing someone i don't want to kill anybody i swore at them saying what the fuck is taking so long but i didn't pull a handgun and blast them in the face. Yeah, that's fucked. You pissed on Randy's burgers.

Didn't kill him. Could have. I mean, you shouldn't be pissing on people's meat, Ricky. Yeah, but pissing on the burgers, that's nothing compared to being shot. No, I'm not saying it's incoherent. Go away. Piss away. If that's the worst he's going to do, you piss on his fucking burgers every day if you want.

You should call your next album that. Why? Pissing on Piss away. If that's the worst he's going to do, you piss on his fucking burgers every day if you want. You should call your next album that. Why? Pissing on people's meat. Go good at the Legion, man. Bowls and the shit rockers. How you doing, Mildred? All right, this next number is called Pissing on People's Meat. I'm not doing that.

The oldies will have a heart attack. They come for quality entertainment. I know I've been talking about it for a while now, but I still can't get over that fucking explosion. That was fucked. I know. I've watched every angle that you can find, and it's just unbelievable.

Those poor fucking people. Did you see that blast? Oh, I thought you were talking about Randy when he was, you know. When he threw up? No, when he shit himself. Shit himself? Oh, I thought you were talking about Randy when he was, you know. When he threw up? No, when he shit himself. Shit himself? No, no. By murder.

No, he's talking about. Anyway, I read this thing because I was just curious. Because we had a big explosion here, the Halifax explosion. I don't know if you guys knew that. Yeah, we knew that. That was a long time ago. Yes, Ricky, I know about the Halifax. No, you guys weren't alive, so I didn't know if you knew.

No, but we heard about it. Anyway, that explosion was 2.9 kilotons. Yeah. The Halifax explosion. How many? No, that was 2.9, Halifax. Oh, Halifax was? The one in Beirut was 2.75 kilotons, almost the same.

Jesus. But Chernobyl was only 0.3 kilotons. Yeah, but different type of explosion. Oklahoma City bombing, which was the same shit, I think. Ammonium nitrate. Was only 0.0025

kilotons. Holy fuck. And that fucking train explosion. And that blew the whole front off that building in Oklahoma. It was only.0025. Fucking Beirut was 2.75. That's fucked. That one in Quebec was only.0001.

But you imagine, Sol. You know how crazy that one in Beirut was. I mean, that thing is just... So the one that happened in Halifax was slightly bigger, but everything was made of wood. Yeah, that's the difference. Just blew them down. So it just blew them down. And did you know this?

Right after Halifax explosion, next day. So imagine the whole city's flattened next day. Worst snowstorm of the century. Yeah. I didn't know that. Yeah, what a cock around. Worst snowstorm of the century. Yeah. I didn't know that. Yeah, what a cock around. Worst snowstorm of the century, day after. Not, you know.

How much snow? But the one in Beirut's horrific, terrible. It's fucked. Like, Jesus. And that country was already kind of fucked over, weren't they? That's what a lot of things are. Yeah, they were having problems with all kinds of things. So hopefully, if there's anybody in Beirut watching this, I hope you're all right.

Hope you're doing all right. Yeah. Yeah. I'm thinking about you poor fuckers. God, it's awful. It's horrific. Does anybody have anything good to talk about? I did until you ruined it.

You feel awful? Falafels. You feel awful? No, a falafel. I had one the other day. I know you feel awful. We all do. You feel awful? No, a falafel. I had one the other day. I know you feel awful. We all do. It's just Lebanese cuisine.

Cuisine. It's a food. It's a little. It's got good fucking food, man. You ate one. You ate a fucking. I ate one by mistake. I thought it was a fucking chicken ball.

I ate it. I was like, what the fuck is this? And it was not bad. That's amazing. Yeah. You didn't shrivel up and die. No, man. I tried i i was a mistake i've been telling you that for years all right so now i like did it have did you dip it in the

nice yogurt type sauce that's really nice on them no i thought it was donair sauce there's like a yogurt sauce that i oh man i don't do chicken balls in donair sauce, which I thought it was. Actually, that might be good. That fucking sounds... Chicken balls in donair sauce? Yeah, man. Donair meat chicken balls. Donair balls.

Yeah. Yeah. Donair balls. We got to make some of those and fucking get some... I'm fucking hungry. Holy fuck. You would just take the donair meat, roll it into a ball, batter it, deep fry, into the sauce, down the app, oh, burn myself. You just made my stomach water.

Yeah, man. Fuck. Your stomach's watering, is it? Oh, man, just thinking about those delicious little devils. I'm starving, man. Your stomach can't water, Ricky. That means you're going to shit yourself. What?

Your mouth waters. Your stomach grumbles. Your stomach doesn't water, or you're going to shit yourself. What? Your mouth waters. Your stomach grumbles. Your stomach doesn't water or you're going to shit yourself. I need your credit card just for a second, just to get that. You're not using my credit card. It's maxed out. This is for the lawsuit? It's maxed out.

This guy said he can do something. All right, but I'm sorry. It's maxed out. It's got a $100 limit and it's maxed. I'll give you back double whatever you lend us. It's a pretty good raise. and it's maxed. I'll give you back double whatever you lend us. It's a pretty good ratio. You know what maxed out means? Yeah, but we just need the number and the information

of the person that's going to have the name in the file. I think maxed out means you shouldn't buy anymore, but it doesn't mean you can't. No, it means it's maxed out, and it'll tell you to fuck yourself. All right, this guy looks way better than fucking Steinberg, let me tell you, bud. Well, let's go to the mall and get some credit cards.

I'm game. Can we just not break the fucking law? Please? We're finally back together and you're going to end up in jail. No. The people don't have to pay for it. There's insurance and shit for that. It's a credit card company. There's insurance on everything, man, credit cards. It's not even that much. What is it? Fucking a hundred bucks It's a credit card company. There's insurance on everything, man, credit cards.

It's not even that much. What is it, fucking 100 bucks? Not even? It's probably, you know, around, yeah, whatever. What is? Just to get this going. Big lawsuit for $10 million. You're not going to get $10 million, Chris.

Well, you might, actually, if she could prove that she fucked up. One week free fucking trial. Are you kidding me? How can you like talk to a lawyer for a week for free? Unlimited chats. Because then they fucking gas you. Unlimited chats for fucking one week. Bullshit.

They keep it all written down. Yeah, that's just some guy in his fucking basement. After your trial runs out, it's $10,000 an hour. We're going to at least try the one week trial. You're going to take care of this guy. You can talk to him. Fuck, I've got to scratch my eye,

but I'm scared to put my digits in there. Put a little bit of this on. Here's the bottom of this rose. I'm not. Ricky.

It's sharp. I'm not going to scratch my eye with this fucking... Here, here's the paper. All you need? Roll the paper. Yeah, that'll work.

Scrap that around your finger. Not now that you touched it, but give me a freshie. You could use this. We're in the fucking bubble Here, use a paper. All you need? Rolling paper. Yeah, that'll work. Scrap that around your finger. Not now that you touched it, but give me a freshen. You could use this dog's tail. We're in the fucking bubble now, bubs. It's not... Here, use his paw. That's not sharp.

I'm not sticking an old dog paw in my eye. You know what? Use this as an eye wash container. Just put this up to your eye and shake it all around. Ricky, it's liquor. Yeah. See, if you had a dog...

I'm not going to cleanse my eye with straight vodka. If we had a dog here, you could just get the dog to lick your fucking eyeball. Why don't you lick it for him? I'm not going to fuck a gross man. Where's your mother? Yeah. I knew it, man. She's getting licked.

Why lick? Why, man? Fuck. Cuckoo! cuckoo cuckoo alright we're gonna put this guy on hold happy times you guys gotta come visit my animals sometime Ricky

I hope people are feeding them they're not your animals no they're free I was pretending they were. Holy fuck. You know what? We were talking about mothers.

Oh, you're a good kitty. This is mother's love right here. This is a good mom. This is mother. She's single. She fucking dug a tunnel. 51. Okay, never mind.

In the Ukraine. So she's probably... Thank you. Ukrainian women are beautiful. Anyway, she dug a 35-foot long tunnel underground to try to bust her son out of jail. I like this lady. What was she using to dig?

She had... She had a Tunnel 2000? She worked mostly at night. She didn't have the Tunnel 2000. She got caught. So she used an electric scooter. Well, you think 30 feet is not very... She didn't have the tunnel in 2000. She got caught. So she used an electric scooter. Well, you think 30 feet is not that far away. No, I mean, that's...

She probably should have started like a half mile away. She used rudimentary tools to dig a 10-foot fucking deep tunnel towards the jail. The penal colony. God love her. Hope she does well in jail. So she wasn't just 30 feet from the jail. She only made it 30 feet?

Yeah, she got 35 feet and got to the jail, actually. And then they, like, hey. Well, then she started digging. Who's this lady coming up from the fucking ground? They arrested her and she's in jail herself. So, very loving mother, but a very smart mom. Yeah, and a lazy mom. Why was she, she's not lazy if she's digging a fucking tunnel, man.

She should have made it a 100-foot tunnel. Then, then I would have saw her. No, no, she just... she came up... She just popped up in the yard up through the fucking dirt. Up through the fucking yard. Well, at least they can spend some time together in jail, I guess. But she could say, you know what, she could argue with him. Say what?

Say I wasn't just digging, going somewhere. I didn't know I was going to pop up in the jail. Yeah. I was trying to dig to the mall. I found this fucking skeleton of a dinosaur, and I was just trying to find the rest of them. Buzz, I mean, God love this lady, but she was obviously fucking batshit crazy. But how could you prove that she was aiming for the jail?

You could just be like, I was thought, I'm way off course here. I was started down by the mall. Didn't want to see my son that's in here for life for murder. Oh, this is my son's jail. Oh, he's in for murder? For life? I don't know if he was guilty or not. I didn't know my son was in jail.

My son, I didn't know I had a son. That's all she'd have to say. No, man. Well, I got a good buzz on, boys. I'm going to go to the mall, but not to hang out in the bathroom and get credit cards. I'm just going to go look at things. All right, then we should go talk to Steinberg,

and if that doesn't work, you're going online tonight, buddy. And you're getting this going. Big money. Time to do it. Everybody's fucked up. Let's start suing. Katie on the beat. You got to get that fucking, the Atari going, man.

No. Katie videos are 45 minutes left. All right, well, I'm fucking doing it myself. Julian. Julian. Chat away. Julian. What? Don't touch the fucking TV.

I need a boring car. Julian from Luster Comedy. I got no gas. I need one of those component fucking cables. That's what I fucking need. Well, let's go to the mall and get one. Yeah. Let's do it. I need to go to the mall anyway or he's going to end up in jail.

Let's go to the mall. We'll stay in our bobble's bobble.