Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 12 - Will Twitch for Scrilla

Episode Date: August 16, 2021

Julian wants to get gaming on Twitch like Snoop Dogg - but first he needs to steal some sh*t! Ricky has some long, tall, short and f**ked facts, and Bubbles reveals his Friday 13th nightmare. Also: What's a group of clowns called? Can ya figure it out before Ricky and Bubbles?!

Julian? What? What do you think? You know what? You know what we need? We need like a fucking newer game system here, like PS4 or fucking Xbox or something. Yeah, you have a million dollars. I'll buy one or steal one.

Well, I'm gonna try to fucking get one. Snoop Dogg, he plays a lot of, like, NFL. Yeah, and we could play against him online. I know, that's what I'm saying, and he's making fucking coin doing it. You know he is. Yeah.

He's not just playing for free. No, he gets the companies probably pay him. Well, how do we get a hold of these companies? Well, I know how to do it, but I mean, I figured it would just end with us going to jail somehow, so I never called them. Well, why don't we get a hold of them? We could say that we're, like, fucking somebody else, maybe, or... I don't know. Yeah, we could tell them you're Eric Estrada.

Is he getting paid to play video games? Yes, he's getting paid a lot of money to play fucking video games. Why the fuck am I not doing that? Twitch? We should be on Twitch. Do you know what Twitch is? No. What's Twitch?

Twitch, it's like a video game something or other where you get money playing video games Well, how the why the fuck aren't we doing cuz we'll end up in jail. No guys I can turn it into a an illegal scam. We're gonna fucking go to jail for playing video games Come on. No if we did it the right way if you promise me we're not gonna turn it into Somehow it'll turn into prostitutes Illegal liquor and dope you'll be selling dope over twitch that's what'll happen can you do that you do that see well you're already thinking about it this is why i don't do things like twitch all right i will do twitch and i promise it won't turn into prostitutes, drugs and fucking illegal liquor.

Whatever the fuck that is. All right. Well, if you promise me, then I'll set up a Twitcher. Do we have to, like, call somebody? No, you do it on the computer. I know. What about it? How does Snoop make money?

Can we talk to him? Well, I'll look into that part. Does he get paid to Twitch? He's Twitching for fucking money. You don't Twitch on there, Ricky. You play, it's just called Twitch. Twitch.tv, I think. There's several ways we could be making money.

Don't start doing that. No, don't start Twitching. Well, Pups, I'll make a promise right now. If you can get this set up and we can make some money playing video games. I'll turn it into a fucking job. Do I get a cut? Yes, of course. You want to play with me?

We've got to take it seriously, though, man. What games do you want to play? Sports? Anything. Racing? Racing. Shooting. Anything, man.

All right. I want to shoot the fuck out of shit. So you want to do like a Call of Duty type thing? And I want to drive. I'm a good driver when I'm in great bigness. Okay, we can probably get you, you know, whatever. I don't know what the current racing games are. Gran Turismo, maybe?

That's the nice thing about video games. You can get all fucked up and still drive, but the cops give you a hard time. Exactly. Oh, yeah. You can't hurt anybody if you crash. That's why nice thing about video games. You can get all fucked up and still drive, but the cops give you a hard time. Exactly. Oh, yeah. You can't hurt anybody if you crash. See? We should have been doing this years ago, man. We could get the VR racing going. Have you ever fucking seen those? No, man. Put on the VR helmet, Ricky. I'm going to get you a VR helmet.

I might have a fucking panic attack. I don't know. It might be too much for my brain. My used to certain things be in a certain way yeah VR might freak you out because it really feels like you're sitting in a race car well Julian would you get the fuck over here I'll try it I'll fucking try it all right VR they've got VR helmets at the library me and you will go to the library well no that probably if you VR helmets at the library. Me and you will go to the library. Well, no, that probably, if you freak out at the library, we'll go to jail. So, you know what we need to do? We need to talk to some people that are watching this fucking show right now

and say, hey, do you have any contacts with PlayStation or fucking Xbox? Give us some free shit. We could probably get a, I bet you Twitch would buy us a free PlayStation console. Let's talk to them. I'll fucking... I'll look it up. No, I will handle it. You're good at that kind of shit. I'm better than you think. I'll deal with them so that they don't think... I know you're already thinking about how to fucking, you know, turn it into something it shouldn't be.

I've got a good fucking track record, Babs. Hey, how many times have you been to jail? How many years have these fucking cameras been following us? How many? 20? 20. That's a fucking good track record. That's not nothing to do with you. It's not.

What do you mean? Well, what have we been paid? Yeah. Dick licker. I don't know. We're going to have to go talk to the fucking... Fuck you. Fuck dick.

You'd have to go to the goddamn accounts to figure out how much we've been paid. No, I don't need to go to the account. I can tell you how many fucking cases of cat food and how much cash arena. And it's not very much. Nothing like Brad Pitt gets paid. Well, we should be getting paid what he's getting paid. As far as I'm concerned, it's been 20 years. I don't think anywhere near...

All right, anybody out there that can get us some free shit so we don't have to work to go get it, please. I'll get us a console. I can have us a console in two hours so can I just gotta go to the rich Kobe village yeah see

this is what it's gonna turn into in order to get on Twitch he's gonna go break into somebody's house unless you make the fucking proper calls and get us some shit I will make some calls

I won't even have to break in I'll just trick them into giving it to me totally legal I'd like to see that happen well how I want to even have to break in. I'll just trick them into giving it to me. Totally illegal. I'd like to see that happen. Give me the... Show me the process. It's just mind control games.

Okay, pretend I just answered my door. Hello? Can I help you? Here to get my PlayStation back. No. Don't know you. Don't have your PlayStation. Yeah, I do. It's's right downstairs there's a little

american on the back of it that'll prove to you it's mine i don't actually even own one of those maybe you got the wrong address sir or you either pull out a gun you say see you want me to call the cops because i know your fucking kid is being a little asshole. Stealing shit. I don't have kids. Okay, you threatened to fucking flatten their tires. Not... I don't have tires. I got run flats. All right, here's the deal.

Give me your PlayStation and burn your fucking house down. There we go. Mask over the head. But you just said you could do it without doing anything illegal well it's not it's not gonna work out that way police come and say

did you threaten this guy I'm like no hopefully he doesn't have oh let's go to my ring camera yeah I was just gonna say hopefully he doesn't have one of those fucking goddamn doorbell cameras

let's go to my doorbell camera ruin everything for people like me see jail alright just make the fucking call I will

try to get us a legit twitcher gaming thing. I will turn into a gamer. No more jail. Ever. Alright. I'm fucking getting paid. I'm doing it, man. Did you hear about the woman you can milk her armpits? What?

Did that come out of nowhere? She has nipples in her inner armpits she got pregnant and then she developed this mass under her armpit and they couldn't figure what the fuck it was and the doctor squeezed it went oh the milk came out oh it's a fucking milk bag it's kind of cool so it went from here to under there i think it's just an extra one. So one of the ducts. You can still milk these little darlings, but you got an extra one under your bed. A reserve, an overflow tank.

I guess it's more common than you think. It's an overflow tank. Well, you think there would have to be some, you know, some piping that goes down to the nippets. Little bags, little ducts. There would have to be piping that goes to the nips. And you know, if one of those just branched off over here, she'd have a reserve tank.

That's pretty cool. So how did it squirt out though? Did it squeeze it? Where did it, was there a third nipple in there? I didn't really get into it quite deep enough, I guess. We're gonna have to find out. But I guess there must be somewhere where it comes out. That's what lactam means.

There'd have to be the exit point. Unless it was created its own. How hard did he squeeze it? I'm imagining he squeezed it too hard. Like if he reefed on it, then it might pop and make its own exit point. Like a zit? Yes.

Like an armpit milk bag zit. Then she'd maybe get sour or something. squeeze it like if he reefed on it then it might pop and make its own like this point yes like an armpit milk bag zit then she'd maybe get sour and then that's what if she was a bad pipe player right all right squirting milk everywhere yeah that'd be quite a safe. Yeah, we're high again. Yeah, and you know what? It's kicking in now. Bob, I got a question for you. Do you know this one?

What is a group of fucking clowns called? A posse. Nope, you are close, Rick. Insane clown posse. No, man, that's not. That's a group. A group of clowns is called a... Besides a bunch of dicks. What would they be called?

A cluster. Nope. A clown cluster. Negative. A collection. Nope. Does it start with a C? You were close, man.

You almost said it. A gaggle with a posse? A pack. Nope. Listen, what did he say? I said gaggle. Close. A gang?

Clown gang. A goggle. A gaggle, a goggle. Nogle a guggle no close a gamble you're so fucking close man i'm gambit gaggle a gag a gag no a gag of clowns i don't a gaggler no gargle gargle closer but a garbage can no gargoylation no you guys are really fucking close i want to just tell you but you're too close a gherkin spiel no man a gherkin stock it's not a gurgle it's not a gaggle it's not a okay let's go through the valves the valves let's go through the valves let's go through the vowels it's not a gargle no it's not a goggle no a giggle a giggle a giggle i didn't get to the i i did the a and the e you did all of them but the giggle

wow a giggle of clowns giggle of clowns man it makes sense because they make you giggle A giggle of clowns. A giggle of clowns, man. It makes sense, because they make you giggle. No, they don't. They don't. They don't make me giggle. They terrify me. John Wayne Gacy, perfect example.

He's a clown? He was. Really? That was his whole stick, man. He'd go out dressed up. Hey, come here. You know who he was? I know he killed a lot of fucking people.

A lot of kids, man. I didn't know he dressed up as a clown. That's how he was Mr. Friendly Pants. Oh, look at me. I'm a clown. I don't have 38 bodies under my bungalow. Why is there still clowns around? You think that he would have fucking destroyed the whole clown thing?

He's like the Hitler of clowns. That's what I'm saying. You don't see people calling him Mr. Killer Clown. He was both. Really? He was a sexual killer clown. He was both. Really? He was a sexual killer clown. He was a fucking nasty motherfucker.

John Wayne Gacy, dirty son of a whore. Did he die in jail? How the fuck was his problem? What set him off? I don't know what set him off. Deep fucking rooted issues, man. That's what set him off.

I wonder if I have any of those. You know how he died, don't you? No. He got trapped in his little clown car. I did not. How did he fucking die? I don't know. Hopefully he burned to death.

I hope it was painful and slow. Maybe he put on toxic makeup. Like Dahmer. His was painful. Oh, yeah. You know what? I actually felt a little bit bad for him. You can't feel makeup. Like Dahmer. His was painful. You know what? I actually felt a little bit bad for him. You can't feel bad for Jeffrey Dahmer.

You don't feel bad for that shit. I felt bad for his dad. Oh, maybe. Poor little short prick. Who? What? Just his dad. It was a short little prick. Jeffrey Dahmer had a short dad?

I think he was, wasn't he? He wasn't short, was he? Jeffrey Dahmer wasn't. No, he was... He was tall, man. Yeah. I think his dad was... I don't know if he was shorter.

I felt bad for his dad, right? Fuck. How short was his dad? I don't know if he was extra short or if the other guy was just tall. How do you even know anything about Jeffrey Dahmer's dad? I saw his fucking dad interview and I felt bad for the fucking guy. Oh, okay. He probably watched him on a little TV or something and thought he was short.

That's the way it was. That wasn't it. Just an average looking, bit shorter, balding man. Jesus Christ. Who birthed a fucking, one of the most violent serial killers of all time. Yeah, man. It would be a weird one. Who was eating people.

Abraham Lincoln. He was a fucking wrestling champion. Didn't know that. Abe Lincoln was a wrestler. Abe Lincoln. He was a wrestler, man. I wonder what his... Did he wear the hat?

No, I don't think it was like WWE wrestling. I think it was like actual wrestling. Shit you'd seen no no i bet you he came into the ring with the hat on and the big american flag behind him explosions going off probably with one of those one-piece set of tights on you know but still had like you know maybe a tuxedo shirt on under it. What about boots? Oh, he'd have great boots. See, cucumbers eat with their fucking feet. So does your mother.

She can do a lot of things with her feet. Yeah, just imagine. Yeah, jacking. She didn't jack people off with her feet, man. I never said she did. No, you did. What other kind of jacking she didn't jack people over the feet man i never said she did no you did what other kind of jacking is there on herself she jacked herself with her toes she could turn her toes i meant jack hammering can people put their toes up inside of them oh yes you do enough yoga absolutely no man people could did you just attempt it i'm just saying like you can just put your big toe in your i'm big right now boys i would i'm not sure if the feet can i would make the park after dark maybe one of the strangest ones ever did you see

park after dark this week julian put his own toe up his ass. Well, there must be people doing it, though. Have you ever heard of reports of people putting their toes up in them? Look it up in your smart box.

Can you put your toe in your ass? I don't know if I want to type that into this, man. Just type in, can you put your toe up your own ass? I wasn't talking

about the ass. Can you put your toe in your own vagene? That's what I was talking about. It's a little... You absolutely could Can you put your toe in your own... Vagin? That's what I was talking about. It's a little... You absolutely could if you were bendy enough. Did you see that fucking fish they caught with human teeth?

No, they didn't. Yes, I did see it. North Carolina or somewhere in the Carolina? That's fucked looking. It was a sheepdog or whatever. A sheep's head. A sheep's head. I've caught a sheep's head and it didn't have fucking human teeth.

Julian, it's got teeth. Like a big set of... Like a nice smile. So someone must have banged a fish or something. Like, how does that happen? Somebody must have banged a fish, Ricky. Somebody twisted a fuck, banged a fish. Well, remember Donnie banged a fish.

Not his human teeth. It's fucking weird, man. Donnie tried to bang a fish. Well, no, I guess he got banged by a fish. Remember Donnie was fishing salmon and he was in a fish, a trout, got in his hip waders, he went too deep and they fell with water and a trout went up his arse. That's a weird one.

Not many people can make that claim. There's a lot of people sticking toes up there, man, like a lot. Yeah, I can see it now. It's called towing. We're all going to be trying it. That's not towing can see it it's called towing we're all gonna be trying and that's not towing a car that's a tow but it's in their own or it's in someone else's I don't know man ace towing call ace towing it's a thing for a good tow job that's a weird one have you ever put your big toe inside a vagina or asshole no I'm talking about the person.

Their own toe. I know other people. Oh, I know, I know, I know, I know. I'm just trying to figure that out. Yeah, my toes have gone exploring before, but not on my own. It could lead to an infection. You start throwing toes up there. Infection.

Well, yeah. It's like foot fungus. It's like pink eye on the's like pink eye on the toe. Pink eye on the toe. Foot orgasm syndrome. Is it pink eye caused from getting shit in your eye?

Is it? I think so. Pink eye? It's when you pick your ass and rub your eye, I think. Oh, fuck. Are you... Try it, Julian.

You're trying all the things today. Well, as someone that's had it many times, where do you think it comes from? I don't know. Julian's had shit eye before. That's what they, that's what it used to be called, but they changed the names. The shit, it used to be called shit eye. Shit eye.

It sounded too heretical. Well, it's like, it's like when people go swimming, they think that their eyes are getting bloodshot because of the chlorine and shit. No, it's from people pissing in the pool. That's where the fuck, that's where it comes from. Yeah, that's where the red eyes comes from. Piss. Oh, he's got piss eye. You better watch it or you'll catch shit eye. This fucking guy from Wisconsin over the weekend.

Did you Google a picture of the fish, though? No. Look at the fish with the teeth. You should get Chipper to put a picture of it up. All right, let's get a picture of the fish, though? No. Look at the fish with the teeth. We should get Chipper to put a picture of it up. All right, let's get a picture of the fucking fish with teeth right now. Jesus, Murphy, what a smile on him. What? That is fucked, man.

Gorgeous smile. He's got better teeth than me. All right, so how did that happen? How did the fish get... We've already discussed it. Somebody obviously banged a fish. Somebody banged a fish somebody banged the sheep's head somebody and that was their offspring maybe some fucked up people out there man oh you

i think somebody what's the biggest sheep's head biggest one i ever caught was probably i don't know about that big but they get bigger well somebody could bang it. That really bulges your eyes, too. I don't know. It was a weird one. Yeah, he might have been a... They're a fucking good tasting fish. I will say that. He might have been swimming around a nuclear power plant or something.

He was a Wisconsin man, and on the weekend he marked 32,340 Big Macs he's eaten since 1972. Oh, we talked about him before. Yeah. How many is he up to? 32,340. And he's still alive. He does two a day. He says he skips the fries. That's how he stays in shape. Our fucking fries are good, though. Is that all he eats? And he walks six miles a day. Oh. Go to the he eats? And he walks six miles a day. Oh. Go to the McDonald's. Does he eat two Big Macs plus other things or that's his intake?

No, he must eat other shit, I would think. But he eats two a day, skips the fries. Two Big Macs a day? Sometimes more. Well, you're getting the lettuce, the pickles, and the onions. Vegetables. Couple vegetables, but they're not even real pickles. They're fucking sport billy pickles.

What's a sport billy? They're sport billy pickles. They're only this big, and you throw them in water and they... Oh, they're de-augerated. Sport billy pickles. Remember sport billy? No, man. Sport billy!

I don't know what you're freaking me out right now. You don't remember sport billy? No, man. Sport Billy! I don't know what, you're freaking me out right now. You don't remember Sport Billy? I don't. He had a little bag there with everything in it, and it was all tiny, and he'd throw it on the ground and it would expand. He could throw a fucking trampoline that big on the ground, and then there's a 20-foot trampoline. Sport Billy! You lost me, bud. Yeah, I don't remember. I don't remember most things, so

don't worry. Okay, now you're freaking me out. Did I imagine that? No, sport belly. Google sport belly. Are you kidding me? Do you want to hear some amazing and disgusting records for parts of the human body? I thought you might. About what? Sure. Longest nose?

18 inches. 3.46 inches. That's a fucking long inches. 3.46 inches. That's a fucking long nose. I guess 18 would be pretty. That'd be Pinocchio. Well, speaking of 18, longest penis, 18.9 inches. That's a hammer. 58-year-old Mexican, Roberto Cabrera. But it says most of it is foreskin.

How the fuck does that work? Jesus. Heard about that dude. We actually talked about it, buddy. He was fucking... Oh, you did? No, we all talked about it one time. I don't think so.

Yes, we did. I think we were having that conversation down at the Legion with somebody. He was cheating because the foreskin was like that fucking long or something. So how does that work, though? Why wouldn't he just lop it off? Because he's got the biggest hammer in the world. He can't fucking cut it off. It's not really, though.

No, it's kind of cheating, isn't it? It's not shaft. No, it's like sticking a blanket into somebody. Yeah, I wonder how that would work. Well, I mean, I don't know how the whole thing works to begin with, but, I mean, it seems to me you'd end up with a, you know, bit of a cushion at the bottom there, wouldn't you? Big skin cushion.

It might hurt, though. What if we get a hold of this guy, this fella? What's his name? Roberto Cabrera. Roberto Cabrera. Do you have any stats on the biggest shaft? Yeah, it was an American guy. I think it was just over 13.

It's a pretty good size as well. Oh, I don't believe that. Biggest natural breasts, 65 pounds each. That's a big fucking... 65 fucking pounds each. Those are big boobers. That's like a Labrador retriever. Somebody hawking's turning in Atlanta.

Yeah, that's like hanging two Labrador retrievers off. Fucking dogs. I can't even imagine. How big were they? Jesus Christ. They're huge, man. They'd be gigantic. I feel bad for that lady.

She must have that problem. You know what? I wish we should have some garbage bags and fill them up with water till they're 65 pounds and hold them up. That's what you're dealing with. Longest female legs, 57 inches. I think that says.

Or 53. 57 inches. That's- She's an 18 year old. The legs are almost 5 feet long. Yeah, that's fucked. Wow, that's a... 50 isn't...

60 inches is 5 feet. Yep. That's some long getaway steps. Holy fuck, the legs are... She's 6 foot 10. I would think she would have to be. Yeah, she'd have to be. Imagine if she was on...

Wait now. Hold it now, that doesn't make it six foot ten no so her torso is under two feet and then two feet i guess it says 53 inches but still that's it still she's got a she's got a short torso she's like off the cover of pink floyd the wall i never thought about that her rest of her is only, yeah. Her torso is only this long. That's a lot to put into two feet. The rest of your fucking body. Well, no, six feet 72, so she'd be 82 inches total. Yeah, so she's got almost fucking 30 inches of upper body.

Okay, that's getting more reasonable. But she's definitely disproportionate. Oh, she's got long legs, no question. But you were saying 18 inches on top of 5 feet, she'd be very... And then with her head, you know, this big, her torso would only be... That's not a lot of room. No, with the little arms. There's a lot of room for your organs.

Because then you've got legs to here, torso with little arms, and a full-sized head. I wish there was a picture. We've got to get it. What's her name? I didn't get that far. Fuck. Tallest person, 8 foot 2.8 inches in Turkey.

That's pretty fucking tall. That's tall. 8 foot 2. Yeah. 8 foot 2. You don't hear that too well. How tall are you? 8 foot 2?

8 foot 2. Largest feet, 1'4". Venezuelan. He has to have his shoes custom made. 1'4", so 16 inches? 16 inches. I guess, yeah. That doesn't seem too bad.

I think Shaq's feet are bigger than that, aren't they? I thought that would seem a little small, but... Shaq's feet are... It's not that impressive, really. Shortest person, 24.7 inches. That's pretty short. How tall was Byrne? Byrne wasn't that tall, man.

He was... He must have been a little bit taller. He was that tall, right? How tall was Byrne Troyer? Yeah, if he was here, he'd be standing about that high. I'll come and say, motherfucker. Most fingers and toes, 28. No way, man.

Anne Boleyn. That's a weird one. Anne Boleyn had 28 fingers and toes. No, she had six fingers though. I believe. Yeah, we're talking 28, man. That's a lot. That's a lot.

Well, you've got 20, so you got an extra two on every appendage. So you got, yeah, you got an extra two on every appendage. So you got... Yeah, you got... Seven fingers. Do people in the Soviet Union drink more than people here? Yes. The vodka.

Yeah. We haven't even really addressed the rhinoceros in the room, have we? It's fucking Friday the 13th, boys. Oh, not this again, man. Nothing's gonna happen. Who gives a fuck? I forgot. Until just now, Ricky. Fuck. Now I'm getting all worried again.

On this day, August the 13th, 1956, Elvis released Don't Be Cruel. Don't be cruel. I that's true I don't want no other love baby it's just you I'm looking up don't be cruel do I that's true you know what's fucked up, Bubz? Not a lot of people know, like the newer generation don't even know who fucking Elvis is. That's despicable. They don't even know how cool that motherfucker was when he was around. Yeah, because they don't know how, you know. They won't give his music a chance.

Some interesting people got born on August the 13th. Alfred Hitchcock. Yeah, Alfred Hitchcock. Yeah, Alfred Hitchcock. Should we analyze his last name? How did they come up with that? That's what you're saying, Hitchcock? Yeah. You're dealing with a hitch and you're dealing with a cock.

What could you... What kind of a hitch was on it? Universal, you know, trailer? Hitch? So his cock was a hitch and his cock could tow a trailer? I'm thinking. I'm thinking he had a big silver ball on the end of it, a big two and a quarter inch ball.

Maybe he put it in something and they couldn't get it out. It was like a hitched on to it. Just like a... Alfred Hitchcock. One of the greatest fucking writers of all time and we're making fun of his wiener. Didn't even mention his movement. I'm not making fun of him.

I think it's quite a talent. 1926 Fidel Castro. He was quite a fella. Yeah. I heard so. Castro, didn't he? He was doing a fella. Yeah. Marisol. Castro, didn't he? He was doing some banging.

He said that he banged... What's her name? Castro. I'm sure he was. The Prime Minister's mother. Castro didn't bang. Who? Trudeau. Trudeau.

Pierre Trudeau's wife. You take a picture of him, and then you take a picture of Trudeau. That's just a fucking myth. He looks a lot like a man. 1930, Don Ho. Don Ho. He wrote a tiny version of your song. He wrote, he was a great ukulele.

Tiny bubbles. And he played the ukulele tony santini from sha na na yeah you got born bobby clark was he bowser Yeah. Do-do-do-do-do. He got born. Bobby Clark. Was he Bowser?

Scott Powell, it says. Oh, he wasn't Bowser then. Bobby Clark. Good little Florida... Philly. Philly, yeah. Where the fuck did Florida come from? He was a dirty fucking great hockey player. Born in Flin Flon, Manitoba.

Flin Flon. Flin Flon, Manitoba. No front teeth in Bobby Clark, boy. He was from Manitoba? Shane Corson got born as well on this day. Nice. All right. So what should we...

Let's press our luck. Let's go get into some dangerous shit on Friday the 13th. No. We're going to get a PlayStation fucking five today. I'm getting back in my shed and closing the door. Now that I know it's Friday the 13th. Put on a hockey mask. It's Friday night.

We're getting drunk tonight. Ricky, don't be one of those arseholes that puts on a Jason mask and goes to the mall. I'll put on a Jerry Cheever's mask. It's not as funny anymore. It's too scary. God damn. All right, well. Jason Voorhees can fucking suck it.

He doesn't, he didn't exist. He scared the piss out of me when I was little. Well, he does exist in the fucking movie, bubs. I wanted to put him on a rocket and put him to the fucking moon just to make sure he wasn't on the earth anymore that's how scared of him i was really don't like him jason vorhees miserable imagine if him and freddy krueger fucked well there's already been a jason versus freddy movie i don't think they fight or

did they fuck no i don't think they banged each other in it. And then they produced, what would they produce? Fucking chainsaw wielding little... Freddy Voorhees. Little fucking knife fingered fucking goalie mask wearing. Burnt up. Delinquent burnt up little cocksucker. That's who I'm going as this Halloween. Freddy Voorhees. Yeah.

Alright, let's just say goodbye to everybody so we can get some shit done. Jason Kroger. Later, everyone. What? We're leaving? It's time to go. It's time to fucking go. We got shit to do. Okay, then. Come with me, we're going to the treehouse.