Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 125 - We've Been Drinking for Six Days

Episode Date: January 8, 2018

Smokey might be in high spirits after making a killing during the holidays, but Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles are totally out of commission after six straight days of drinking.  Bubbles pleads with Chipper to turn off the cameras, and Ricky enters 2018 with a bang! Episode 125 is brought to you by the official Trailer Park Boys Store, SwearNet.com (the only place to watch the video of this podcash), Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky, and the Boys' own Freedom 35 lager!

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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I love you. Boys! Holy fuck! Boys, get up! Wake up! You gotta do this. What color do you want it? Hmm. I'm gonna go get you a new one. I'm gonna go get you a new one.

I'm gonna go get you a new one. I'm gonna go get you a new one. You gotta do this. What color do you want it? You're not rolling on this, are you? Yeah. Well, what the fuck you doing? We're not making the thing today. It's not gonna happen, obviously. We're too fucked. We've been drinking for six fucking days.

Look at this fucking place. Oh, my God. I gotta clean... Just turn the fucking cameras off, bud. I gotta clean... the place up. Holy fuck. Julian! Julian! Hey Randy. Holy fuck.

What's going on Bubbles? What are you doing? Why are you all covered in glitter? I have been partying since New Year's. Let me down at the Legion. I'm telling you, things have been just awesome. Look at all the burgers that I got. You want a burger? I got extras. How old is it?

Fresh today. You're covered in glitter, Randy. You must have been... I see you got quite a... quite a concentration of it on your knees there too. I don't know, I got my knees wet, so. How old is that, Randy? Grand Hammer, bud.

I'll heat it up later. We're not doing the thing today, so. Okay, well I got some money to give Julian. I got his cut. I have been busy, let me tell ya. The man is gonna eat well. Here, I got some money to give Julian. I got his cut. I have been busy, let me tell you. The man is gonna eat well. Here, I'll give it to you. No, no, I've got it all done out here.

I'll just put that right there for Julian. All right, yeah. What are you doing? Well, I was gonna clean up, but I might just fucking have a nap. If everybody else is napping here Ricky shove over here help me move him over I'm gonna or maybe we could put him on the floor or something Ricky mmm here we got at least... Here, help me move him. Here, Ricky.

I'm over. Ricky! What the... ...fuck? Oh, fuck. Fuck. Are you all right? Ricky. Did he ever go down? Did he ever go down? Did he ever go down?

Didn't even wake him up, Ricky! He's all right, Randy. Leave him. What's going on? You need a new table, I think, by the looks of things. This one here doesn't look like it'll hold much weight. by the looks of things. This one here doesn't look like it'll hold much weight. Well, anyways, I'm gonna head out Bubbles. I got a bunch of cheeseburgers.

There's your money, Julian. So thanks a lot. This is gonna be a good feast for me. Julian. Buy merch, man. Buy merch. I'm not buying merch. Julian, the table collapsed.

Okay. We gotta get Ricky up. Alright, well... Oh. Night, Racky. Mm. Okay. Oh, Jesus, Ricky. Fuck's sakes. Okay, just, I mean, fuck, turn the fucking... We're not doing the thing, obviously. Boys, gear it down.

Well, I don't know why you're bothering to... I'm just cleaning the tapes off. Well, clean the fucking tapes off, then. It's nap time. Julian, move your foot. Fuck this. You guys got the two comfy spots. I love you. Kjellandeskog Thank you.