Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 13 - Beat The Meat

Episode Date: August 21, 2023

Nobody wants to wrestle with your big juicy arm, Randy - and stop timing Julian when he's 'getting changed'! The Boys discuss Ricky's latest jail antics, penis exercises, and f**king with a grizzly bear. Also: The shocking story of Hugh the manatee's hole!

All right, arm wrestle. No, I'm not. Come on, look. I'm not arm wrestling you, Randy. You've got, yes, you've got big, juicy arms on you. Julian, you want arm wrestle? Fuck off, Randy. You know what?

I don't even want to do this. I know the tricks. I hate to say it, but I really miss Ricky. Oh, I do too. As much as he fucks up the podcast. When's he getting out? What is this thing? Park After Dark?

This is what? He's supposed to be out now. He was supposed to be out yesterday. I don't know what happened. So no one will be here next week? No, they're not letting him out. Maybe next week. They're not going to let him out on the weekend.

Good. That's good. That means I won't have any bullshit to do you'll never see someone get released on a Saturday or a Friday did he actually pour

a glass of piss in Ronnie's shoe yeah why would he do that right before he's supposed to get out not only that their boys were

they had this thing where they were putting spit on their fingers and they were flicking it at them when the guards were walking by covered in fucking like snot.

Who? Ricky was doing that to Ronnie. He did that. That was the straw that broke the camel's back right there. There's germs in that. Anyway, so he's not going to be here until maybe next week. He's not fucking pissed off, Ronnie. You tell Ricky not to be pissing on my frigging shoes

when he gets out of jail, Julian. You know what? I'm going to tell him to piss in your shoes. Go ahead, then. I'll call the police. We'll get him thrown back in jail. That's going to stop. The police are going to throw him in jail for pissing in your shoes.

Public defamation. You know what he told me he's going to do, Randy? He's going to wait till you're asleep. He's going to pull your eyelids out, and and he's gonna try to piss under your eyes. You can't do that to someone's eyes, bubs. No, I'm just telling you to be on the lookout. I can't wait to see him fucking do shit to you. Certain things you do not put in your eyes.

Piss being one of them. And all while sperm. Sperm, it's true. Sperm can live in the eye because it's warm and they swim around. Why are you telling us that? Why are you telling everybody that? Well, just be careful. People don't want to talk about load in people's eyes.

Have you ever had it in your eyes? I don't want to talk about that. But if you're masturbating Julian and it goes up in the air, just close your eyes. Which, why is he here again? Tell me why. He, I don't know. The swear net people sent him here. I've heard Julian masturbating a lot. Whenever I'm by his trailer, he masturbates all the time. What are you talking about? You heard me beat off. I can hear it because it's like I knew there was. What are you hearing? Well, there's no moaning from a woman, so it has to be him doing his monkey. Doing my monkey? Don't fucking ever say that again, Randy.

Do you moan? No, I don't, man. That's what I mean. If he was with a woman, she'd moan, but he's doing his own doings. Are you hearing something? Well, the bed kind of... You know? No, no, no, no. That's the walls are not no that's not

you sleeping what are you doing fucking spying on me no i was i was cleaning up you want to die the compound and i could hear you're just outside my bedroom window every night fucking listen to me not every night but no man when i happen to be there so when you're here and i'm do that what are you doing oh Well, Bubba's just... Well, he's probably... We know what he's probably doing. I've been looking at my watch. And just actually on my phone, you know?

I'm looking at my watch. Wow, that's so foolish. And where's your hand? What's your hand wrapped around? I've been timing Julian, and Julian lasts about... You've been timing me! Four minutes, usually. Is that accurate? No. no no we're not talking about

my times here anyway it's what i what is your time it's okay to masturbate julian i'm just saying you know i know it's okay to jerk off get it i'm not i'm not one doing it i don't need to because when you're talking about times is it a race are you trying to get a shorter time or a longer time i'm not even trying to get any time he's the one that's fucking coming at me with times but he didn't deny that he's doing it so no i'm not doing it i have female friends of mine that love to partake in this kind of action and they don't moan what's going on julian what are you fucking maybe with something on tv maybe i'm doing push-ups or sit-ups in bed which i do i do sit-ups in bed push-ups in bed by yourself sit-ups i do the sit-ups i do

in bed yes when i'm fucking when there's a commercial coming on you got a hard mattress right julian shut the fuck up you don't know how bad I want to fucking hit you right now, Randy. Have you ever peeked in his windows? I don't peek. I'm not a peeping Randy. You're fucking peeking in my fucking windows. I'm not a peeping Randy. You're timing me.

I just wanted to see. What you're doing is against the law, by the way. I can tell you that I can masturbate and be done in two minutes. Here's the biggest takeaway I have from this. What is the biggest takeaway? You're never going to be able to beat your meat again because you're going to be wondering if Randy's looking in the window. That's fine, but I don't really need to anyway because I'm well taken care of in that department.

Well, pardon the fuck out of me. Julian doesn't have to pull his goalie because he's got ladies that do it for him. Well, he's working out on his monkey. I'm fucking working out on my abs, you dumb fuck. I think. Lots of people do exercise before they go to fucking bed. There's a movie that was out, the Sally movie. What the fuck is the Sally movie?

When Harry met Sally? Yes. And he made sure he took care of himself because then he'd have his head together. Julian's probably doing that. Who the fuck was taking care of himself? The guy there. Tom Hanks? Somebody.

No, it's the other guy. The fucking, the funny dude. Settler or whatever settler who the fuck is set daryl settler ben settler isn't that it's not ben no man stiller isn't that the guy in it ben stiller sally that was tom hanks was the comedian you fuck billy crystal you dumb fucking no it wasn't who was the one when harry harry met s. It wasn't Meg Ryan. It was Meg Ryan. Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks. Hooking up.

He got her to have an orgasm in the fucking cafe. No, this one was a different one. That was Tom Hanks, wasn't it? That was telling her to... Google machine. Jesus Christ. Who was in When Harry Met Sally? She was in Bad Teacher 2.

Different one. Just shut up for... Bad Santa? Bad Teacher. two different one just shut up for bad Santa bad teacher the one she she used to date Justin Timberlake

way back Meg Griffith when Harry met Sally here we go that's a different one I'm talking a different movie oh it stars Billy Crystal

no different I'm talking Meg Ryan who was Sally Meg Ryan was the character Sally. Oh, my fuck. It was Tom Hanks.

Well, you better call fucking Wikipedia up and tell them they're fucking up. Cameron Diaz. Because that's where I'm reading it from. That's who was in the movie that I'm talking about. Cameron Diaz. That's something about Mary. There you go. Fucking piece of shit.

Sally, Mary. I get them confused. Oh, I wish I could throw this at your fucking head. So Billy Crystal was in that movie? Yes. Was he the doctor? I swear to fuck it was Tom Hanks. Rob Reiner directed the motherfucker who's good friends with Billy Crystal and Meg Ryan.

Billy Crystal was the doctor. So in that scene where she's in the restaurant and she fakes having a thing. It was for Billy. She's sitting across from Billy Crystal. She sure is. Well, sock me sideways. I thought it was fucking Tom Hanks my whole life. For your wreck, sitting there saying this is the best day of my life.

I can't believe that it was Billy Crystal. I would have bet my right nut that Tom Hanks was in that movie. No. I mean, I haven't seen it since I was a little guy. Carrie Fisher was awesome in it, man. Carrie who? Princess Leia. Yeah, man. Was Obi-W awesome in it, man. Carrie who? Princess Leia. Yeah, man.

Was Obi-Wan in it? No. No. Tom Hanks was in Splash. Remember? Mm-hmm. He was in Castaway, too. I liked the big movie.

The big one where he played the piano. Big? Yeah. That was fun. Yeah, it was a good one. He was a kid trapped in a man's body. Kind of like you, Julian. Except you got a man penis, right?

Shut the fuck up, Randy. Jesus Christ. You know what? Ricky's got to be out of jail by next week, so I'm not doing this ever again. Not with him. Not with that guy. Do you lift weights with your penis, Julian? Fuck off, Randy. All right, we're going to get into some fucking things. It's a valid question.

Have you ever? No, I haven't. What about testicular stretches? Do you do those? What? Stretch out your testiculars. Who the fuck is stretching? You know, they're balls.

Is that a thing? You mean your scrote? Yeah. You stretch the scrote. Well, I'm asking you if you ever... Have you ever tied a weight around your scrote? Well. You stretched the scrote. Well, I'm asking you if you ever... Have you ever tied a weight around your scrote? Well, not a weight. A ring.

A scrote ring. A scrote ring. It's a cockroach ring. What kind of a ring? It was not a big enough ring is the problem. Anyway, you don't want to get rid of blood flow to your scrote because... How long's your scrote, Randy? Well, the tighty-whities have been keeping it together.

How long? What's the droop? How many feet? You got three feet? I have not measured. You got three feet of back? I've not measured. It's like maybe a burger long.

Bull fucking shit. Your scrote was way longer. He couldn't have three feet. He'd be dragging on the rocks. It's probably... He's got the tighty-whities. Hold that up. Everything's held in place. He's got a three-foot fucking scrotum, bubs.

No. Guarantee. I'm going to put ten bucks on it. Two-inch cake. Go in the bathroom, check it out. Get her out, Randy. Lay it on the table. That's not this.

This is not X-rated. See, that's the only time I ever want to see his nuts are on the table. And I like to take a butcher's knife and go. I'll do it if Julian shows us. I call him Julian. If Julian shows us his penis exercises. What the fuck is wrong with you? Why?

Have you ever put a plate, full plate on your wiener? A whole. And tried to. A 45-pound plate on my wiener. Bubz. I'm just wondering. You probably have a muscular ween. I would say.

Julian, you could probably market that. All right, you know what? Ween. We've got to change the fucking subject because this is not... We haven't even said welcome yet. All right, what's going on? This is Perk After Dirk.

I'm your host. Julian, thecle Ween. See? No. All right, let's back. Can we start this over? Yes. Without the wiener toast.

Okay, we'll cut the whole front off, and this is where we start. All right, boys, check this out. There's a lady. She's American. Hi, welcome to Perk After Dirk. I'm your host, Bubbles. Okay, all right. I am intoxicated. Again? Yeah. I've been drinking a lot. I've been on most late. I've welcome to Perk After Dark. I'm your host, Bubbles. Okay. All right. I am intoxicated.

Again? Yeah. I've been drinking a lot. I've been on most edibles. I've been into that kind of world a lot. You guys got to watch yourselves or you'll become addicted. You can't get addicted to fucking edibles. You don't get addicted to edibles. Man, let people get addicted to things, and sugar's the worst addiction. Apparently. You don't say there, tits. I get sugar through my buns is where I get it. What buns? The burger buns.

That's what the... I thought you meant through your ass cheeks. Like you sit in a sugar bowl. There's definitely someone fucking smearing honey on his ass. You know that.

Ketchup has a lot of sugar in it too, Julian. I know. The number one, the first ingredient is high fructose corn syrup. It's not good for you. All right.

But it's fucking delicious, isn't it, Randy? I do like it. But you know what? I found out there's a difference between Canadian Heinz ketchup and American Heinz ketchup. What's the difference? Canadian does not have the corn syrup in it. Yes, it does. Does it?

Yeah. Well, don't eat it. I buy it at the soup store, but I don't. I buy French's. French's is better. I'm telling you right now. Bonjour, Canadian made. Is it really? French's is made right in fucking Ontario, baby. I'm gonna start fucking eating French's. All right, Buffs, 107 decibels. What are we talking about? What does that compare it to? That's extremely fucking loud. Loud? Extremely. How loud do we talk right now?

How loud are we? Right now, not very much. 30? 30. If that. All right, you're going to be pretty blown away by this one. So to even, like, to do 104, that's 7 decibels. That's like your, that's tough.

That's loud. With your voice. That's incredibly loud. I don't think anybody can do it with their voice. Well, guess what? This woman here just shattered the world record with a 107 decibel burp. That's unbelievable. Burp.

That's unbelievable. How does that happen? Like that's. And when you get into decibels, once you're going up, once you're up at a certain thing, every decibel you go higher is exponential. So you only, I think it's only 100 and, I don't know, 160 or 180 decibels of sound will disintegrate a human.

Whoa, well, she went into, like, where is it? Her name is Kimberly. I could be totally wrong, too. Kimberly Winter. I don't have a clue what I'm talking about. Phil Collins burped. I'm just saying things I know nothing about. Phil Collins burped loud.

Well, it was louder than that because she went into a dead room at iHeartRadio, okay, and she managed to release this monstrous fucking crazy burp, blew away the record. That one there was only about 24 decibels. 24. That's 107. She probably had fizzy drinks. Can you Google this? How many decibels to kill a human?

I need to know this because I think it's... It's just something I don't want on my search history here. I think if it's 100... I think... I'm just going to go out on a limb. I think 180 decibels of volume will completely just vaporize a human. All right. We're going to tell you.

Okay. See how close I am. I did a live Tuesday. Okay. In the case of sounds we can hear to actually kill you, scientists believe that a loud sound must exceed 185 or even 200 decibels. Okay. From 150 decibels on, it starts affecting your fucking inner ear and your inner organs.

I was sure 180 could fucking kill you. I wanted my cheeseburger. Well, yeah, you can. 180. Look up the big volcano. 120 decibels. Kraken or whatever it was called. The big volcano that blew up.

It was, I think it vaporized people. 120 decibels at one of my cheeseburger picnics, people yelling horse cock. It could have been 120. Yeah, it's possible. They were yelling. You had them yelling horse cock, did you? Yeah. Sweet and sour chicken balls.

I was going to, when I was at Guns N' Roses there a couple weeks ago, remember when we were there, I was going to see if I could get the crowd yelling horse cock, but I didn't want to ask them. That would have been fun. You could have split them in the middle. Horse cock. Yeah.

All right. Was it Krakobotoba? Yes. Krakatoa. Krakatoa. Krakatoa, man. How loud was it? 1883, man.

It was 310 decibels. For what? Oh, my God. That was disintegrating people. That disintegrated people that were close by, vaporized them. Yeah. Oof. You couldn't stand next to the space shuttle when it launched Disintegrated people that were close by vaporized them. Yeah. Oof.

You couldn't stand next to the space shuttle when it launched because you would just vaporize just from the sound waves. What? The space shuttle? Yeah. I mean, that's if you're standing right beside the cocksucker. Forget the fire coming out of it. Just the sound. The fire would take care of you, right?

Just the sound. You would just break into molecules because it couldn't handle the rumbling. It's kind of like when you shit yourself, Randy. You know how your ass cheeks do that laugh? They don't do that.

Well, I filmed it in slow motion. Whoo! Okay. Well, we learned a lot about fucking decibels, didn't we? That's too loud.

See, this is why this park after dark is so educational. It is, man. People should be paying more attention to the actual level of... Holy shit, you know what? This lady must have went for a fucking ride, man. 90 minutes in the grip of a fucking crocodile and survives. 90.

90 minutes. That's the length of a movie. She's rolling around and fucking trying to rip her arms off and survives. 90. 90 minutes. That's the length of a movie. Imagine them rolling around and fucking him trying to rip her arms off and shit. That's like watching a movie in an alligator's mouth. That's right. It must have only been in a stream, not a river. Because they pull you underwater, you know.

Well, she was fucking... They wouldn't fucking pull you underwater. You're too buoyant. They try to drown you. And then they stick you under... Do you think you could beat a crocodile? Yeah, you hit them in the eyes Oh my god No, they have metal shields over their eyes

Not metal, but pretty much They can put the shields up Grab a stick or something You go for that area Right in the cock. Hit them. What's the most ferocious animal you think you could beat, Randy? Could you beat a

hyena? Yeah, I think I could. One on one. You think you could beat a hyena? I would. What about a honey badger? I mean, you'd try but you gotta... You couldn't beat a honey badger! I mean, you'd try, but I mean, you gotta... You couldn't beat a honey badger!

Well, what, you just gonna give up? Say that to him? He'd kill you in about four seconds. He'd fucking disembowel you. Every animal has his weakness. What's a honey badger? Don't know, I'd have to research. It's honey.

Is it? You give them a dish of honey and they calm right down. He's so dumb, man. Well, different bears have different... Like, a certain bear, if you run into a bear, you're supposed to treat it different. Like, if you run into a grizzly, treat it different than a black bear.

How do you treat a grizzly bear? I think you're supposed to get down in the fetal position and let it kick the shit out of you and a black bear you're supposed to charge it aren't you no no a black bear you don't run that's the biggest thing you don't there's one of them you're supposed to charge them and make yourself big yeah you do that was that. You do that. Is that a brown bear? And grizzlies, you yell at them and stuff. But I think a black bear,

you try to beat. Good luck with a 15-foot fucking grizzly bear standing on his back legs with his big fucking claws and you're gonna go, ah!

Axe deodorant spray. They don't like it. It smells too pheromony, whatever. That's good stuff. I can't wait for Ricky to get back. I can't believe I'm saying this.

You know what? I think I could take a grizzly bear if I had a drill. I think all you'd need was a drill. With a good bit on it. Like a good half-inch bit. No, man. A half-inch bit. Well, you know, like a good bit. You need... No half inch bit. No man a half inch bit Well, you know like a good bit. No man. You need like a fuck you need a bit that's

No that cocksucker's got you down and oh And his big mouth's on you like that you fucking stick a drill in him Right in his right in here. No man. That's not gonna. That's gonna piss him off. No a drill that big piss them off no i drool that big but not that long i mean a half inch oh yeah why like a half inch bit that long oh yeah it's got it yeah you could yeah man i think you drill the sucker i think just a drill a nice to walk drill with a full battery and a good half inch bit you know half inch would you like a sip song yeah? Yeah, a Recep saw. Well, I mean, if you had a full toolkit, obviously a Recep saw. A real jagged edge blade.

A Recep saw, I'm just talking. You know what? I don't think any of that. Hammer drill. None of that will matter, Bob. Hammer drill will do it. None of that would matter. Could you beat a grizzly bear with a strap on?

I would friggin' nail it as many times as I could. Yeah. Maybe you could choke it out. What would friggin' nail it as many times as I could. Yeah. Maybe you could choke it out. What do you mean, nail it? Well, you just keep using it. You hit it. And then just shove it down his throat. Choke it.

With it still on your body? No, I mean if it's strapped onto you. That would be a challenge. That'd be something he's thinking about it he's thinking of the positions he can get it into I just don't want to ever

put myself in that situation I don't oh really you don't want to be in a situation where you gotta try to fuck a grizzly bear with a strap on

I don't thought that would've been high on your bucket list we can probably come up with the money to fly you to Alaska, man. BC. They got all kinds of them.

Let's do it. Want to see BC? Polar bears. Let's start a GoFundMe to have Randy go fuck a grizzly bear with a strap on. Let's do it. Polar bears are the most dangerous bear. They will kill you no matter what. Polar bears.

Yeah. Well, because they're cold. And they're hungry. Because they are just, they just want one thing, and that's food. They want to eat you. Yeah. I would love to have

a nice polar bear. I bet you I could make friends with one. Well, those ones on the car should be. I bet you they like belly work like kitties do. Depends on how hungry they were.

They just finished eating like a bunch of little seals and shit. They like Coca-Cola too. They have those commercials. Oh, my God. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Polar bears love Coca-Cola. You. They have those commercials. Oh, my God. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Polar bears love Coca-Cola. You see the cocaine bear? Oh, they smile after they drink it. Yeah. Cocaine bear was pretty fucked up. Cocaine bear, yes. We talked about that movie, how terrible it was. You know what they're also saying?

You know how sharks and shit are, like, freaking out and eating people? Some people are saying that they're finding some cocaine floating around in the ocean. Oh, yeah. Eating it and they're like that. Coke sharks. Yeah, I want to fucking eat right now. I told them the way what would have made the movie Cocaine Bear much better is if the guy had had a big thing of cocaine on the back of his motorbike

and somehow it got pricked and he was driving along and it was pouring out making a big thing of cocaine on the back of his motorbike, and somehow, you know, it got pricked, and he was driving along, and it was pouring out, making a big long line on the ground, and the bear just come up, and he was like... And he was just going along, sniffing it, right? Like E.T. getting the little... Kind of, but he does, you know, the cocaine bear. The Hansel and Gretel. He sniffs about a 200-fucking-yard fucking line,

big rail, 200 yards long. Or 20 kilometer long line. There you go. 20 kilometer long fucking rail racked out for him. He's fucked. Did he kill people on this movie? Oh, Cocaine Bear was demolishing people, but he was eating it. You know, like you want to come up with a way that he's doing big rails.

You want to see it. You want to see him snorting it. Yeah, I think you're right. Like a human. Yeah. You know what? We should do like a movie review. Like what's Siskel and Ebert?

Is that the name? Yeah. Those two dickweeds? Siskel and Ebert. We should become them. I think only Siskel's alive now, though, isn't he? Or Ebert? No, Ebert. Siskel died. I have no idea. We should become them. I think only Siskel's alive now, though, isn't he? Or Ebert? No, Ebert.

Siskel died. I have no idea. Yeah, he died, I think. Siskel. Siskel himself, they say. That'd be a fun job. 27 decibels. That's nothing. 31 decibels.

36 decibels. Yep. Not very impressive, really. I know. Nothing. 31 decimals. 36 decimals. Yeah. Not very impressive, really. I know. She must have been eating some different foods to get that high a decibel. Oh, fuck. There's a story.

There's a story I want to talk to you guys about. It's about a manatee. You know about the fucking manatee down in Florida? What are manatees exactly? Are they like... It's like a big... They're mammals they like... It's like a big... They're mammals, right? It's like a big wall.

Picture your mom with no lipstick on. That's a manatee. That's not funny, Jimmy. But they live in... Do they live in salt water or fresh water? It depends on what type

of real estate they're into. But do they breathe air? They breathe air and water. So they're a mammal? They can breathe whatever the fuck they want. Alright. Check this out. They don't give a fuck. You're really gonna like this story. Maybe not. Okay. The aquarium

in Florida is blaming the manatee's death, one of them died, on high intensity sex with another male. He fucked him to death. He got fucked to death. Oh my God. Don't threaten Randy with a good time.

I'm not sure if he got fucked to death or he was fucking to death. You know what I mean? He was either fucking... Well, they're big animals. Did he have a heart attack or he just pounded the fucking earth right off? Let me see. I got to look into it, man. I didn't want to read about this.

Probably had a heart attack. Going too fast, you know, going like a soul machine. Whoa! Okay, he died from a 14.5 centimeter rip in his manatee colon. Oh! Jeez, he actually fucked him to death. Who was also his brother. Eee! Oh.

Now that's a tough one. That's a tough one for mom to handle. What happened to Clarence? 14.5 centimeter rip ripping his manatee colon from his brother boys and boys that's dangerous i've never seen a manatee penis though he was 38. who was the manatee when he died 38 yeah his name it was the most is that all for a manatee when he died. 38. Yeah, his name, it was the... Was that all for a manatee or a young fella?

Hugh was his name. Hugh. I guess that's... Hugh the manatee got arse-fucked to death. Oh, we have a video here of it. No, we don't. I wish we... We don't want video of it, do we?

We don't want a video of the... Animals do strange things, though, you know? He probably didn't really realize it was his brother until he rolled him over. Buffett was his brother, that dirty bastard. Buffett. Buffett is the... Jimmy Buffett. Ass-banging fucking asshole.

Or was it pronounced Buff-ay? Because he had a smorgasbord that day. Smorgasbord of ass. Buffett was confused. It was Buff-ay. He had a smorgasbord of ass buffet it was buffet smorgasbord of ass a fecal sample collected from Hugh

after the encounter confirmed the presence of fresh blood and officials noticed the manatees engaged in sexual behavior it continued throughout the whole

fucking day whoa then around 5.15pm Buffett was seen penetrating Hugh when he swam away witnesses noticed Hugh was at the bottom 5.15 p.m., Buffett was seen penetrating Hugh. Jesus. When he swam away, witnesses noticed Hugh was at the bottom of the pool and unresponsive.

Fuck, he was horny, wasn't he? This is like a fucking tragic Disney film. It sounds like it was researched by Matlock. It was later confirmed that he was dead. Columbo figured it out. Oh, I see what happened here. He got ass fucked. See, we got to write a movie,

send it up to Disney, millionaires. What would that Disney movie, Disney movies are generally family movies. What's that one going to be about? Adventures of... Adventures of Hugh and Buffet.

Hugh and Buffet. I saw this one walrus, he was banging a penguin. I remember that. You had a video of it. It was not. Great big walrus was on top of the little penguin just fucking teeing off on him. Penguin, that was not right.

Just drilling him. Yeah. Yeah. So sometimes animals just get confused and they put it wherever, I think. Well, that's why they're animals, Randy. Sad story, man. Well, let's have a cheers to poor Hugh. Poor Hugh, bud.

Poor Hugh. Sorry about your hole, Hugh. Oh. Yeah, it's the first time they ever actually witnessed that aggressive of... Here's what I think we should do, boys. What? I've been saving change all week. Just fly him up to Florida and throw him in with you.

I got $18 and quarters. Let's go to the arcade and play some games. Oh, yeah. No, no, no. You're not coming with us. Why not? You, me, and him. I like arcade games, too. You should probably plan to go there someday yourself, then.

$18.25, Julian. Let's go play. $9.09. Let's go play more. Free country, Julian. I can go. No, you can't. I'm playing Ms. Pac-Man. I'm going to go in there with my gun, hold the place up, lock the doors, keep you out. Just to keep you out. You'll go to jail, Julian.

Don't fret. Let's go play golf. They got an old golf game in there. Are we done? I think so. All right. Well, say goodbye. Next week, Ricky should be here, shouldn't he?

Hopefully, Ricky will be here next week. If everything goes right. I'm not going to come if Ricky's Ricky should be here, shouldn't he? Hopefully, Ricky will be here next week. If everything goes right. I'm not going to come if Ricky's going to be here. I fucking hope not. If everything goes right, the Rickster will be here. Get drunk. Tune in next week. No Randy.

Well, I'll be here. Shut up, Randy. Tune in next week. No Randy. No Randy. I'll be around. No talking. Gå in på www.sdimedia.com Thank you.