Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 13 - Retirement Home Boys

Episode Date: August 19, 2024

Summer's blazing and the Boys are thirsty for muscle milk, vodka and... water?!! They discuss the dangers of oven banging, a million dollar chicken wing heist, and living the dream with the oldies. Plus: Beep boop beep - Bubbles gets sentimental about Simon!

To watch the video, Perk After Dark, go to Swear Nut.com or go to the Trailer Park Boys Swear Nut app. Okay, what are we doing? We're doing it? We're sitting here getting buzzed up. That's what we're doing. We were talking about Big Balls Johnson, but he's not the guy that put the car in the lake. He was the guy that put the fucking car in the lake. That was not Big Balls Johnson. Because they said that his big balls are the thing that saved him from fucking drowning because they fucking, they floated, man.

You believe that? That's an urban legend. I don't know if that's an urban legend or not. Fuckin' missed you guys. Who the fuck do you miss? My cows. Why would you miss those? Because they're fucking salt and pepper, man.

And they come out of their little snout. They're fucking fantastic. Sometimes you gotta go like this. Where have they been, Ricky? Behind my fucking stove. I haven't cleaned behind there in years. How'd they get back there? That's a good question. There's not much pepper gonna come out of this fucking nose, man.

Could've been from the little shake around. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, fuck, boys. Banging on an oven's all right. You know what? I think there's this woman here. Wait, what? What? What'd you say? I don't know. Did you say banging on an oven? You know what, I think this is the woman here, she's... Wait, what? What? Hmm?

What'd you say? I don't know. Did you say banging on an oven? You can't tell me you've never done that. You were banging on your oven. Who hasn't? It's quite common, I think. Do you know how many people get burnt a year from banging on the oven?

Have you banged on an oven? Yes, I've banged on a fucking oven, Bob. But when things get going, knobs start getting turned and stuff, and that's the danger of it all, man. You could end up like... When you reach behind, it kind of, you know, get your balance. Sometimes things get turned on. That's right.

Get...wait now. Reach behind to get your balance. Okay. So they're facing this way? No, that's not me. Maybe the other... Bobbs, you don't...come on. Are you're facing this way. No, this is not me, maybe the other. Bubs, you don't under, you, oh, come on. Are you right on top of it? Well, the person you're- I'm normally standing in front of it.

Exactly, and then- Wash machine, stove, there's not much difference. And then they hop up the butts on the burners, but then- Just seem like that better. The earth is on the burners. The earth is on the burners, the hands keep drag. And the legs are up in the air? Well, yeah, they could be out that way, up that way, it could be any other way. The earth is on the burners. The earth is on the burners. The hands keep drag. Well yeah, they could be out that way, up that way,

it could be any other way. But anyway, some of the knobs can get turned when they're like kinda, you know, hang on. You know what I mean? Wow. It's dangerous. But I mean, that's part of the excitement. You know any of that.

So what do you want to talk about? What? You just want to get into it? You know what we should do? What? This poor fucking woman. There's a story here about this woman. She's 38 years old.

She's exhausted, right? Retirement home. I think I saw it. Is that the one? That's the one. I mean, that doesn't sound like a bad idea. Just go fucking hang out at a retirement home for a bit. She moved into one?

She moved in, man. She was burnt out. She was for a bit. Get a room. She moved into one? She moved in, man. She was burnt out. She was a fucking screenwriter or some shit. She worked too many hours. No, she gets her meals, but it's like jail. She got sick. She got a bunch of old people.

Doctors like, aren't gonna rob you. Listen, sweetheart, you don't slow your fucking life down, you're gonna die. So she moved into a retirement home. It's fucking a good deal. Could you do it? You know what? If you could smoke and drink...

Oh, you could do that, man. I'd be all for it. I mean, you're just fucking waited on like a prince. Oh, I've wanted to move into the Magnolia for years. The Magnolia? You know where I play? Rockin' the oldies? Oh, yeah. I've been playing there a lot. I would move in there because they did it up like the front.

When you walk in, it's done up like the main street of a town. They've got a little restaurant with an awning and a little bank and a little store and a little post office. It's horrible. It's like a whole community in this one building. Yes.

And the people, you know what? It's all oldies, but the oldies, they feel like they're going downtown when they go down the... But 38 you'd be like most of those people older than your parents, you know. Yeah but it'd be nice. I like hanging out with old people. I like hanging out. Have a few drinks, sit down, shoot the shoot a book, the old days and then I mean some of them are batshit crazy so it's a little entertaining. It can be a little bit comedy in there. What about your needs, though? Needs and wants.

What do you mean? I met a lady that knew Abraham Lincoln. One time. That's pretty old. Yeah. No, you didn't. Yeah, she said she did. What, was she like 250 years old?

Yeah, bubs, how the fuck? That doesn't make sense, man. When was he around? A long fucking time ago, man. Well, she was old, so maybe when she was a child. I thought he was like an 1800s guy. Maybe not. What the fuck was he around?

I'm not good with years. I guess that doesn't add up, does it? She couldn't have known him. She'd be 200 years old. That's what I'm trying to say. Maybe it was Abraham Lincoln's grandson. Not the right amount of drugs she could have known. No, it was his grandson now that I think of it.

Ollie, Ollie Lincoln? Was it Ollie? Ollie. Or Dougie, Dougie Lincoln. So now you're just fucking making shit up. No, Dougie Lincoln, look it up. Dougie Lincoln, Abraham Lincoln's grandson. Or great-grandson, Dougie Lincoln, look it up. Dougie Lincoln, Abraham Lincoln's grandson. Or great-grandson, Dougie Lincoln.

He was a chiropractor. He was a chiropractor. And he owned a laundromat. Hmm. Chiropractic laundromat. Like George Jefferson. George Jefferson wasn't a chiropractor. No, but he owned laundromats.

Well, lots of people own laundromats. How many people have, you go in to do your laundry and you get your neck adjusted? Of course Jefferson wasn't a chiropractor. No, but he owned laundromats. Well, lots of people own laundromats. How many people have, you go in to do your laundry and you get your neck adjusted? That's not a bad idea. Well, there's one, there is that rub, that's the rub and tug that's right behind that door in the laundromat.

It's kind of the same thing. No. What do you know about that? You sure Dougie wasn't a rub and tugger. The chiropractor is a much better thing in a laundromat because you can get two things done on one trip. I think, what was it called? The clean and snap.

No, it was the clean and jack is what we used to call it because they did have the tug going on. No, no, this was down in Wyoming. It's probably the same place. This was in Wyoming. The clean and snap. The clean and snap. The clean and snap. Like snap your neck.

Jesus Christ, Bob. Well. Yeah. A-blankin'. There was a school worker in the US, this is quite a fucking thing to steal, stole $1.5 million worth of chicken wings from our cafeteria. 11,000 cases of chicken wings over a year. Wow.

Fuck, are you selling them? You can get money for chicken wings, man. Were they the good guy? They looked like it, but she would've got away with it too except they did this surprise little audit, and the dude doing the audit's like, our food costs are like $300,000 over budget for this quarter. That's a lot of chicken wings, man. Dude doing the odds like, we're like, our food costs are like $300,000 over budget

for this quarter. That's a lot of chicken wings, man. How you not noticing like on a weekly basis that you're fucking going through? Well, she was bringing them in. She just wasn't, nobody was getting them. I sure, oh Christ, man. That's a lot of fucking chicken wings.

That's a lot of thousand keys. Crackle pop. What are you drinking today, bud? That's a good pour, man. What flavor you got? Just a straight up lemon lime water. Vodka water. Cold, stream clear.

You know what? You're drinking an awful lot of vodka these days, man. You might want to calm it down a bit. Look who's talking. Sorry, did that just come out of your mouth? I'm just saying, man. I might want to calm it down a bit. Look who's talking. Sorry, did that just come out of your mouth? I'm just saying, man. I might want to calm it down. You might want to drink some water every now and then.

What's that say? Vodka water. I know, but that's... What's in that? Nothing, bro. Rum and pop. Sugar juice. I'm getting hydrated and getting a buzz on. There you go.

And you should fucking follow Adele just announced that at her concert, man. You're supposed to have a drink, and then you're supposed to have a water. What the fuck did you know, man? No, hangover. No, no. Zero. Okay, you know what? Or drinks like this, because they keep you hydrated.

But you don't want to do drink, water, drink, water, drink. You want to do drink, drink, drink, water. Drink, drink, drink, water. Three beats to one. I don't know what the doctors, if they would agree with that. It depends on how big the glass of water is, first of all. You're getting into fucking shit now.

I'm just saying, drink some more water. You have three drinks and then you take a sip of water and then you're like there. I've never seen you drink water in my life. I do. I haven't seen it either. I drink water, boys. You said you were drinking water.

I picked it up. It was straight goddamn liquor. Okay, well that was a mistake. By water, do you mean mussel milk? Because I've seen you drink quite a few of those. I do drink the mussel milk, yeah. I do like that shit. You drink mussel milk.

You drink mussel shine. I've seen you drink that. Mussel oil. I don't drink that mussel oil. Muscle Shine. I've seen you drink that. Muscle Oil. I don't drink that Muscle Oil. Muscle Fertilizer. You need to get some electrolytes and shit going, bubs, if you're gonna drink this much shit, Muscle Sleep.

Electrolytes, man. What do you drink that has electrolytes in it? Throw a bit of salt in there, man. Sea salt. This has salt in it, sea salt and caramel. Where? I put it in. You're fucking, I don't care. But you know put it in. Oh, okay.

But you know, it might be a good idea to throw that in there, because I mean, this stuff is, you can drink a lot of them. Stuff that you- There's something else, Julian, you might wanna talk about. Okay. Muscle fertilizer?

Muscle sleep. No. The Texas school board has banned black clothing. Citing concerns about mental health and criminality. Mental health and criminality? What the fuck are they talking about? Sounds like they're on to something. Yeah.

So the reason you're as fucked as you are is probably because of the way you dress. No, and I'm not fucked. Well, it's kind of weird that they're banning it, so there must be something to it. A lot of people wear fucking Black man that aren't like, you know Johnny Cash Okay. Yeah, he was a bit of a nightmare

Uh, oh, uh David Blaine that fucking guy. He's kind of weird. It's fact weird, but he's wearing black Who else where did you see the one he just did? Well, I don't know if he just did it, but I just saw it with Jamie Foxx? No. See that trick? Holy fuck. No, what did he do? He gets Jamie Foxx there, they're both right on camera, there's no edits, and he gets

him to pick a card or something and put it back in the deck, right? And he goes, okay, find your card, and he starts looking and it's not there. He goes, oh no, your card's not in the deck anymore. But Jamie Foxx just had put it in. Yeah. And then he said, no, no, it, it vanished and it went through time and it folded itself up and put it under the face of your watch. No, it didn't.

Fucking card was in under there. How does that happen? Fold it up, tucked in Gerd was in under there. How does that happen? Folded up, tucked in, you could barely see it, and Jamie Foxx was like, Holy fuck! And he pulled it out and unfolded it. Five of hearts or whatever the fuck it was. So how much do you think he paid Jamie Foxx to do that? He must have. He had to have.

Otherwise he's actually magic, which is horse shit. Because there's no magicians, real ones, other than Merlin. Merlin would have won. Merlin was actually magic. No he wasn't. He's not Magicians real ones other than Merlin. Merlin was one. Merlin was actually magic. No he wasn't. He's not even fucking real man. Merlin! No, there's no such thing as Merlin.

I begged Defer. He's like fucking Superman. I had a Merlin when I was a kid. I had a Merlin too. You stole my Merlin. That's where your Merlin came from. Merlin's full of shit, man. Do you remember Simon? Beep boop boop, beep beep boop.

I do. Remember Simon? I was good at that game. You were good at that game. You know what, with the buzz on, I think I could've won the world championships. I think you could've as well. Until you smashed the fucking thing.

Well, I wasn't buzzed on then. You punched the fucking yellow thing and smashed it. It was done that. And then it only had three lights. It was wrong. It changed its pattern halfway through. But, Bubbs, you got- It wasn't wrong, Ricky, it's a computer.

You got way into it, like, way too much, though, man, because remember there was a time where you stopped talking and all you were doing was going, beep, boop, boop, boop, boop. Remember that? Yeah. You fucking lost your guy's mind. I was communicating, though, wasn't I? I could come up and tell you and you'd be like,

all right, I'll take you to the mall. It was fucking out of control, Bubs. Beep boop boop boop, beep boop boop boop. See, that's fucked. You'd be like, yeah, I'll take you down to the store. Beep boop boop boop, beep. You were like, you know what? You turned into like R2-D2.

I know I did. Simon D. I know I did. I quite enjoyed that period of my life where I was beeping and booping. All right, so guys, tell me something. Did you guys ever hear about pregnant women sitting on toilet seats and then turning their toilet seat blue? I guess it's a big thing I had never heard of in my life.

Avatar. What are you talking about? No, man. What turns it blue? Their fucking ass is sitting on the toilet seat. They must be impregnated by Avatar. Nope, it's actually happening, man. So their ass excretes blue dye?

We're not sure, man. We don't know what, but I have no fucking idea. They're saying that maybe because of the hormones, their sweat could be fucking turning it blue. But there's- Just toilet seats? Or what if they sat on a regular seat? Toilet seats, they're saying that sometimes the sheets, if they have white bedsheets, it'll turn them blue as well.

Did you guys ever hear of it? Avatar was in there. Did you guys ever hear of it? Don't believe it, I have to see a video. There's a whole fucking story about it, man. That sounds fucked to me. But they're saying they- Sounds like a hoax. They say they don't do, they've never done really tests

on it, like the, you know, the doctors and shit to see what the fuck it is. I've seen Ricky turn the toilet seat in the sheets brown. Oh, I know that. Yeah. It's probably a little more common than blue. That is way more common than blue. Well, yeah, so if you guys ever hear of that,

like, ask them, question them. But there's people that have pictures of it and shit, man. It's happening. I don't know. I drank two of those already. You drank two of those in fucking, how many? I'm not buying it. 15 minutes?

You gotta slow it. I don't know if I got any left, Bub, so you can have a look. Start to worry about you, man. Beep boop boop. Did you hear about the angry dad in Brazil? His daughter's in a beauty contest. She only finished fourth, so you try to shoot the judges.

Now that's showing support for your kid. No it's not. He's out of his fucking mind. Maybe he's out of his mind anymore. Maybe Joseph's dead. Oh, he killed the guy. The fucking police killed him. In front of his daughter probably. Probably.

So she's gonna be totally normal for the rest of her life. You know what? She's gonna think, oh I caused that. If I had a one, Dad would be alive. If I hadn't been prettier, Dad would still be alive. That's what she's gonna do. I betcha she's gonna be in it next year, and she's gonna win. She's gonna get pity votes.

That's what's gonna happen. And you think that's good? Well, good for her, I guess. Pity votes. Here you go, man. Look at that. Oh, thanks, Ricky. You even got the ones you like.

Don't start talking like that. What about, I've never heard of this Scottish beer before. Oh man I heard about that. Beef or fire or something. I gotta try it man. What is it? It's this fucking insane beer. 75% alcohol. It's 75% is the... 75%? Strongest beer on earth, bud. I would fucking say that's rubbing alcohol.

It says you're only allowed to drink 35 milliliters in one sitting. Which is bullshit. Or it could cause health problems. Well yeah, because it's rubbing alcohol. It's wood alcohol. Do you know how much 30? Okay, one shot is 30 out 30 milliliters, right? No, it's not is it? Yeah, so we're talking a little over a shot is okay I'm gonna have I'm gonna sit down have a good day of drinking You're done. Well, that's what I mean. You might as well just drink rubbing alcohol, but I call bullshit Yeah, this pass out under the bridge. You could definitely drink more than a fucking you might as well just drink rubbing alcohol. What I call bullshit, man, this is real. And just fucking pass out under the bridge.

You could definitely drink more than a fucking shot. You might as well drink AquaVelva and pass out under the bridge with a little Chaser pledge. You'd have to fucking, you'd have to dumb it down. Like that's, that can't be good for you. See, that's fucked up. What are you gonna mix beer with, man, that's gonna taste good? A Caesar.

Tomato juice, Clamado juice. All right, I don't drink that. A Beezer. You never had a Beezer? No, man. Beer and Caesar? Oh, fuck that. Is that called a red eye? No, thatamado juice. All right, I don't drink that. A beezer. You never had a beezer? No, man. Beer and Caesar? Oh, fuck that. Is that called a red eye? No, that's something else. That's when you have a... Beer and tomato juice.

That's when you eat hot sauce and have a poop. A red eye. Oh, man. Yeah, I don't think I can talk. All right, you know what? We... I think last week or the week before, we were talking about... You don't wait.

You don't... He said, I don't think I can talk about this. Okay, no, we gotta talk about that first. We'll save it for a bit, because it's just too fucked up. Alright, we were talking about cologne on cats and shit, weren't we? Dogs. Okay. Dolce and Gabbana, they stepped to the plate. They got a fucking cologne for dogs. It's called Fifi. We talked about it last week, man.

Was it? Yeah, man. Okay, I thought it was the cats. You don't remember this? No, man, I was fucking with you last week. I thought the dogs should come up with the cats, man. Okay, moving on. Have you got one yet?

A scent? I've been working on some scents. All right, I want three different samples by tomorrow. What should it smell like? Catnip. Mmm. Catnip smell good? It would have a little bit of nip. Catnip smell good?

It would have a little bit of nip tea, nip oil in it. So you're gonna give the cats a little buzz on when they smell. Well just when it, so you imagine a kitty, you know, he puts it on like this on his paws, does that, now when the other kitties come out, they're gonna go wild over him. That's not good though for them, man.

What isn't? The fucking... the cat's breathing in that shit. Catnip! Well, no chemicals. You're gonna add some shit to it, aren't ya? You should make liquids catnip. That's what I'm talking about. There is liquid catnip. Like ether. Ether?

Yeah, give them a shot of that, man. Why would I give my cat a shot of ether? Just to fuck them up, man. Entertain yourself. You should fucking get a little squirt bottle and go down to the shelter. Makes cats healthy. Healthy?

Happy. You should, man. What a fucking delight that would be. Beats of delight. Is it really August the 16th? Holy fuck! All right, what's going on? Okay, summer's almost over, boys.

Don't say it! I know it is. It's almost, it's close. No, it's not. Well, summer's not over till the end of September. Okay, we got a good month left. Solid month. A solid month.

Four weeks, and we're going, when do we go to the? Toronto? Toronto, in a couple days. Next weekend. Next weekend. Next weekend, Toronto, we're gonna be there for Fan Expo Canada. Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, baby.

Four days. Four days at the table. Whoo! I got my new markers, boys. Nice. New fucking double set. Fine tips and big tips. About 20 colors, super heavy acrylic paint markers.

Holy fuck. All right, here's the question. I could sign your tits any color you want, and it would stay. Nice. When we're in Toronto, is there anything we can do anything like concerts or anything hopefully? Go to a ball game. You gotta get on that man. I think Billy Idol's playing. Oh, we gotta go see Billy Idol I was playing here while we're there. Are you fucking kidding me?

Fucks sake. It's not a nice day for a white wedding then is it? He fucking rockin her man. He's coming back people are into him again Yeah That's good, man fucking Davey Crockett got born on August 16 Davey Crockett King of the Wild Frontier James JT Taylor from Coolin the Gang who? Kathy Lee Gifford

Yeah, mm-hmm James Cameron Canadian filmmaker Titanic he's done some big films that guy fucking Tim Ferris Unix s guitar player. Oh, yes, Timmy F. Do you like him? Yeah, he's a boss it good actor fucking Madonna Madonna Angel's bass that was fucking Madonna Angela Bassett, good actor. Fucking Madonna. Madonna? Angela Bassett was fucking Madonna. Angela Bassett Madonna.

Have you seen Madonna lately? She's looking good, isn't she? They have the exact same birthday. What? Is she? Have you seen her lately? No. Google her. Type in Madonna today.

Madonna today. Steve Carell, he's a funny guy, isn't he? Very funny, Ricky. 40 year old virgin. Steve Carell. The office. The American virgin. Steve Carell.

All right, what's going on? Emily Strayer from the chicks got born. I'm just. That's not her today. That's her, that's her. I punched him today. That's today. Let's say I All right, well she's not yeah, she's Okay, well she had a bunch of plastic stuff well, you know what it's healed because she's looking fucking good man How much you die stop giving Madonna her time? Stop giving Madonna her time.

Stop giving the material girl... You think that looks good? You think that looks like Madonna. What? I wouldn't even know who the fuck that is. That looks like Madonna to me, man. Nope. Okay, what was... If she was walking down the street, wouldn't even know who it was.

Madonna today, without makeup. She got a bunch of shit done and her fucking cheeks are out the hair now and her lips are fucking size of my nuts. Bigger. So what are you trying to say? Without makeup, here we go. I think people should stop doing the. I agree.

Yeah, ladies, stop fucking putting the shit in your lips and stuff. Come on. Have you seen Sharon Stone? Oh God, here we go. I've got some no makeup pictures. Have you seen Sharon Stone? Yes. She here we go. I've got some no makeup pictures. Have you seen Sharon Stone? Yes.

She looks amazing. She hasn't done fuck all. She doesn't even wear makeup. She looks great. All right, that's her. I can't see that. That's not, she's not looking that bad, man. What are you talking about?

I don't know. She looks fine there, but I'm just saying. That's no makeup Madonna. No makeup Madonna. Yeah, but when? I saw a picture of her and her goddamn cheeks were sticking out to here because she put, you know, injected them with the stuff.

But you know what? I think she's healed, man. I think it's all gone now. I think she's looking great. I don't know. All I'm saying is people don't need to do that. I agree. You're gonna fuck, get old.

You're gonna get old. You don't gotta try to look like you. I don't know who the fuck women are dressing for these days, but it's not for men, because men think it's fucked. Okay, men think it's fucked. Well, not dressed, you know, doing these spiders on your fucking eyes and all this weird shit. Spiders on your eyes?

What's that? Those fake fucking eyelashes that look fucked. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Bigger eyelashes are not better to the fellas. They look so fucked. I ain't chairing stones like the sexiest older lady out there She doesn't do fuck all then I respect the shit. That's awesome. Yes Yeah, you're right and there's uh, there's other there's lots of ladies that look great man without all that shit

No, I know there is that's what I'm saying. You're gonna give her this weekend. Are we gonna chill? We're giving her man. You can't even that. Are we gonna give her this weekend or are we gonna chill? We're giving her, man. Are you kidding me? You're pretty fucking sunny out. We got four weekends left, man. We can listen to some Madonna. I'm listening to some Madonna. A little bit of cool in the gang.

Ah, ready for flight. We should watch a Madonna movie. Little NXS. Ooh, Desperately Shaking Susan. No, man. Why not? Desperately, no. What the fuck, who wants to watch that?

Madonna's in it. No, there's another one that she was in. The baseball one? A league of their own. Sean Penn was in it. Gotta get a little bit of Sean Penn action. Desperately seeking Susan was great. That's when they were banging.

Yeah, yeah, okay, all right. I watched one with Sean Penn though. Sean Penn. When he was banging her. What's one with Sean Penn, though. Sean Penn? When he was banging her. What's he doing these days, I wonder? He's fucking doing documentaries all over the place, man. Is he still making movies?

He's over in the Ukraine, did that stuff. Oh yeah, he's building houses for people that lost their houses or something. He's on a mission to help people. I think he had to get the fuck out of Haiti, because it's gone pretty violent down there, man. Well yeah, remember the guy we were talking to that won the... Yeah, that was fucked up. Won the Superflex competition? He said it was fucked, eh?

Superflex. Was it Superflex or Powerflex? Superflex. Jesus Christ. Ha-ha-ha. I am a... That's enough, I am a, I am a, That's enough. Ugh.

You and I super flex. Lubs? Super flex. We should have super flex too, competition right now. No we're not man. Why not? Don't fucking bring that crazy shit back. Why not?

All right, you guys know, you know how when people, like I fucking hate it when you're good, someone wants to take a picture, like all right everybody say cheese. You want to just tell them to fuck off? Yeah. Back in the Victorian days, they didn't say cheese, man, they said prunes.

That's kind of fucked. Prunes, so everybody looked like this. Like prunes. But why? Maybe that's where the, you know, the puckered model face came from. I hate that, too. Zoolander. Remember him?

Yep. He only lets you film one side of his face. Yes. Why is that? Didn't they have a gas fight? Zoolander, didn't they have a fight at the gas pump spring? As on each other? Yeah, I think so. I need to watch that again, he was fucked. Here's something, you're gonna like this one, Bubbs.

You know the shark on the Jaws poster? Yeah. And the T-Rex on the Jurassic Park poster? Yeah. They were both modeled after exhibits at the American Museum of Natural History. Real pictures. That's mind blowing. I don't give a fuck about it, but I thought you'd like it, man. American Museum of Natural History. Real pictures.

That's mind-blowing. I don't give a fuck about it, but I thought you'd like it, man. I don't really give a fuck, to be honest. Okay. AI boys, have you been watching it? How do they really know what a T-Rex looked like? Do they find one fully... They have bones, Ricky.

...skinned? They have bones, Ricky. Skinned? They have bones. And DNA. They can reconstruct. But how do they know? Do they know what color they were? Do they know... They can tell all of that. It's called science. Do they know about their eyes?

They know all the things. They can't tell you what color the fucking skin was though, man. Sure they can. Don't believe it. There's genetic markers could tell you they can't tell you what color the fucking skin was over man sure they can't don't believe it There's genetic markers that tell you those things If somebody extracted DNA out of you mm-hmm and lots of people have Let me with that extracted or injected Christ was

Lots of people have deposited DNA into you as well, I think. Oh, Julian, you're such a little cuddle bug. Oh, not bad. Here, I'm going to build a tower. Yeah, I don't know if I can do it. Do what? It's just too disturbing. No, Ricky. Oh, wait now.

What's it to do with? We have to fucking have a warning. Oh. All right. Some things that he might say might gross people out like big time. Just wait. Give us the general topic. Are they going to give people nightmares?

PTSD? All that shit? What's the general topic? Beastiality. Are they just gonna give people nightmares? PTSD? All that shit? What's the general topic? Beastiality. Okay. So there might be talk about people fucking animals here in two seconds.

Go. And I apologize for even bringing this up. I was just shocked by it. There's like a really famous crocodile expert in Australia. He's been on TV, on BBC, on National Geographic. Yeah, what's his name? Crocodile MD? No.

He, uh, he's got sentenced to 10 years. Okay, God almighty. For raping, torturing, and killing dogs. What? Yeah, he's a leading zoologist. Like, what in the fuck? He's a zoologist and he's banging dogs and murdering them. And he filmed it all!

No, he didn't. Shared it online under a different name. He was hidden. But somebody fucking saw a little clue in one of the videos and they caught the cocksucker. Well, he's gonna be getting dog-fucked in prison, let me tell ya. I hate to say it, but I hope some fucking horrible shit happens They they he's gonna be taking just another clue that we're in a simulation Like you think fuck somebody pro ball somebody's programming it going well. We need a couple of really fucked up People you know like the code went crazy dozens of dogs like that's what I mean

They programmed him so his codes a little off so he didn't only just kill dozens of dogs. That's what I mean. They programmed him so his code's a little off. So he didn't only just kill dozens of dogs, he fucked dozens of dogs. Raped, tortured, and killed. Jumping. Fuck. Fuck. Something definitely wrong with his brain. There's gonna be a movie about that guy I would say.

Crazy bastard. I tell ya. He'd make Jeffrey Dahmer look like a fucking boy scout. He's poor. Fucking animals, man. Fuck. Well, I don't think so, Bubs Dahmer look like a fucking boy scout. He's poor, fucking animals, man. Fuck. Well, I don't think so, Bobbs.

Well, no, I guess not. I think you should get the death penalty. I don't get it, man. So yeah, that could be, that's what you're saying. When people do shit like that, it's like a little glitch in the simulation. You can't fucking fix people like that. No.

No, probably not. They should put him in a fucking kennel with a bunch of hungry dogs. That's what I was, I'd like to see some dogs just rip him apart. Well, I don't want to see it. I don't want to hear about it. Put some peanut butter on him and let him in there.

Put some peanut butter right on his hole. Giver, boys. Jesus. He deserves to fucking, to feel some pain, man That guy probably... Put some peanut butter on his hole. Probably enjoy that. Yeah, he probably would. All right. Well, we don't have much liquor left.

Commission, we're gonna hit some snacks. We're gonna get some snacks tonight. Need to get you some more of those. I'm feeling like a fucking dirty doner, too. Doner's. You feel like eat one or you feel like one? I wanna eat one and feel like one. If you felt like one, what would that feel like?

You'd be all toasty warm, wrapped up in fucking tin foil? It's greasy. I'll fucking lay down, I'll go to bed. You'd feel greasy and warm in a big blanket of tin foil. With sauce on you. Just smelling. Just stinking to high heaven. Just stinking like fucking shit.

Okay boys. Alright, say goodbye. Goodnight everybody. Goodnight. Good morning, afternoon, goodnight. See you in Toronto. To watch the video version of Park After Dark in my fucking trailer go to SwearNet.com or download the SwearNet Triller Park Boys app. Fuck off.