Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 13 - We Don't F**k With Anyone, So Don't F**k With Us

Episode Date: July 1, 2019

It's the Canada Day long weekend and the Boys are already f**ked up! They try some 'hair of the dog' and discuss awesome Canada facts, pig holes in hot dogs, boob farms, and the best way to steam Bubbles' buns. Also: The Boys write the new Canadian national anthem!

When does it start? Because we should start with some excitement. For fucking Canada Day. Let me know when you're ready to start. Whenever you want. Boys, it's a fucking long weekend. I know, and I don't think I should have smoked whatever the fuck that was that you gave us, man.

Because this is not a good way to start. It was the wrong joint, all right? Yeah, no shit. This is for sitting on the couch later. Okay, you know what? I'm going to get on the liquor. I mean, I'm on the liquor. I'm going to get on the beer, is what I'm trying to say.

I'm too high, and I'm too drunk, but the beer might straighten me out. Do you want a beer, Ricky? I'm good with this. I'm going to finish up this liquor drink. It's hard liquor. I don't know. No, I've been drinking hard liquor all night and all day. That's the problem.

The beer is going to bring me around. We're going to make this. See, that's the problem with smoking, not cutting like weed these days. You get the shit that really fucks you up. Like, ten minutes ago, I was like, yeah, Canada Day, let's fucking do this. Yeah. Now I'm just like, I don't even know what to think about it. Nice.

Here, do you want me to put yours on? I'm not wearing that, Bubz. I don't wear things like that, okay? No, it's for your pipes. It's for my... Here, Bubz, come on. Canadian Rambo. Look at that.

Bubs. Canadian Rambo. There, that looks decent. It looks stupid. It looks decent. Look how cool I am. Look at that. I got no comment on how that looks.

Okay, who wants fucking... Happy fucking long weekend. Happy long weekend. Happy long weekend. July 1st, it's Canada Day. You know what? I think it should be happy long week because we may as well fucking celebrate July 4th, too,

and just roll it all into one. Let's just keep it going, man. Okay, this is the Canada portion of holiday week. I like holiday week. I like holiday week a lot. It's holiday week. Today is the Canada portion of it. Holiday hot dog week.

Yes, who wants a fucking Canadian hot dog? Bubbles does. Oh, Ricky, you didn't even steam the buns. Oh, my fuck. You need your buns steamed? I do need my buns steamed. I guess it would be good. Well, there must be a way to steam them. I could get in the shower and steam my buns, but...

How do you make steam? With an iron. Do you have an iron? No. You have an iron, Ricky, don't you? You make grilled cheeses with an iron. Oh, fuck, yeah, but where could it be? Nobody knows. Well, you know how you normally would do it? You'd boil a fucking pot of water and put a little...

Frog fell out of my pants. Just take a look. There's gotta be a fucking iron rod here. We can make steam somehow, I just don't know how yet. Steam powered locomotive. That'll make it. Can I put that on a burner, do you think? Not on a burner, no, Ricky.

Rallyball. Does that make steam? Yeah, you can't make steam with rallyball rockets. All right. Fuck, you got a lot of night. Oh, we didn't do the intro. What's going on, everybody? This is Perk After Dark.

Oh, yeah. Perk After Dark, baby. This is the holiday edition. The holiday week edition, and we This is the holiday edition. The holiday week edition, and we are celebrating the Canadian portion. July 1st, Canada Day. Come on, Bob. Yeah, look at Canadian Rambo.

If you were just tuning in, Canadian Rambo has his pipes tied off with Canadian flag. These fucking things are awesome. No, they're great. No, they're not. How bad do you need them steamed? I'm working on it. Steamed would be good, man. This is kind of a steamy buzz on.

Steamed would be good, Ricky. A pot with some water in it is all we need. Or do we want them toasted? Toasted would be fine, too. No, I don't like the taste of them. No. No. What do you mean, no? I don't like the taste of fucking propane, bud.

What the fuck is this for? Have you ever eaten a fucking bun cooked with propane? Right now, I would eat that, yes. Guess what you taste? Propane. When you're cooking it right now. Okay, we got a pot. I'm going to put some water in that, maybe.

Yeah, get some water into it, Ricky. Yeah, we could make a steamer. That's what I'm saying. Do we have chopsticks? All you need then is like a screen, like a- Or chopsticks. A colander, metal colander, or a strainer. A strainer.

Water would be good. I guess my water shut off again. Fuck's sakes, Ricky. Oh, I forgot to tell you the water company was here. They've been trying to read your meter, Ricky. Guess how long it's been since you paid your water bill. Just use vodka. Hey, vodka. No, you can't boil vodka.

All right, we got water here. Nine months since you paid your water bill, Ricky. They've been trying to read the meter for nine months. The water guy was pissed. Well, you know what? I don't know why we should have to pay for fucking water anyway. It's stupid. Well, somebody has to pay for it.

Okay, there's some nice buns. Nice buns to steam. Now the hot dogs are gonna be cold, though. Okay, we gotta reheat the hot dogs are going to be cold, though. OK, we've got to reheat the hot dogs. I don't know how the fuck any of this works. Ricky, here, we'll just eat them then. I don't care.

No, we've got water's boiling, but what do you want to do then? OK, it's easy. Do you have a strainer? That's what I was, oh, you know what? Put that on top. Look at this. You put it on top of the fucking bowl? You just set it on top.

Look at this fucking thing. What is know what? Put that on top. Look at this. You put it on top of the fucking bowl? You just set it on top. Look at this fucking thing. What is it? Yeah, that'll work. We're good, man. All right. You want a hot dog with a steamed bun, Julian? No, not on the dogs, man. All right, let's get this going.

I'll get the buns fucking steamed away. I'll help out, though. Okay, there's five buns right here. Steam those right up. Just like a Nathan's hot dog these are. You know what would have worked better, man? I'm going to put my beer in here. This dish rack thing.

If you got rid of the dishes and put that on top. Don't use a dirty old dish rack to steam my hot dog buns. It would have worked good, though. Yeah, that would fucking be awful though. There we go. Alright. Got a beer and a big Canadian mug. Look at that.

Maybe we should start with the anthem. Yeah. You said you wanted to sing it didn't you, Julian? I'm not singing the anthem, boys. Why? Because, why have you ever... You won't wear the fucking pipe things. You don't wear anything at Christmas or Halloween. What the fuck is going on over here now?

Because you look fucked, Bubbs, okay? Something doesn't smell right. Oh, yeah, the shit burning off there. It's a little burnt off. Oh, that's when you melted the plastic on there. Trying to heat up that barbie. Okay. All right.

Holiday week has begun. I'm coming around, boys. That's all, that's what happens with the beer. I'm coming around just from that one beer. Hair on the dog. Hair of the dog, Ricky. Hair of the dog. Hair of the dog, Ricky. Hair of the dog. What does that mean?

The hair of the dog that bit ya is what you need to drink. That's kind of a weird saying, though, because you don't really... What are you supposed to do with his hair? You eat it, I guess. Then you feel better. It's like a medicine. No, but you don't eat dog hair. You know what?

I never really thought of it before. Hair the dog to bit you. They mean the licker. Get back on the licker. But there's no hair involved. Hair the dog to bit you. What do you do with his hair in the saying? Do you shave him down?

There's a lot of weird expressions out there. What's another one, Rick? Don't know. There's lots. So what expressions out there. What's another one, Rick? Don't know. There's lots. So, what do we want to talk about? Do we want to talk about Canada stuff, or? We're going to just suck. I'm looking into this hair of the dog that bit you shit.

I thought it was hair on the dog. No, hair of the dog. Hair of the dog that bit me. You grab onto his hair and fucking... I don't know what you do then. Okay, it's alcohol, beverage. You drink it, it's gonna clear up your fucking hangover. Okay, the words are in the frames.

It's a mid... Mid-evil times, bubs. But what does it mean? When hairs from a biting dog were put in the bite wound of the belief that this promoted the healing. So you're supposed to take the fucking dart, you put it on the wound. If a dog bites you, you rip out his hair

and put it on the bite. Yeah. See, he didn't fucking eat it, I was right. So that's what it means. The same lecker that fucked you up, you pour that lecker into your head. Get back on it, and then you'll be fine. That's what it means.

See that? I didn't fucking know that. We got some fucking steaming action happening now, motherfucker. Okay, boys, I've got Canada facts here. Oh, yeah? That's good, because I got some fucking facts as well. Give me one. Used to be called Dominion Day, not Canada Day.

Didn't become Canada until 1982. Dominion Day. Dominion Day, not Canada Day. Didn't become Canada Day until 1982. Dominion Day. Dominion Day, when we celebrated our dominion. I don't like the, yeah, I'm glad they changed it, actually. Dominion Day sounds weird. That's like a grocery store, isn't it? Well, they weren't celebrating the dominion.

I know, but it's still a fucking grocery store. It used to be called Dominion. Yeah, Dominion. I used to love the Dominion. I wonder if that's where the Minions are from. No. There's no such thing as Minions. Yeah, there is. There's three movies about the little fuckers. Yeah, but it's a fucking animated movie. There is such thing as Minions, not the Minions he's talking about.

Yeah, but not the little... Yeah, like Cory and Jacob are my Minions. Right. Exactly. Let's see if we got a... These are my minions. Right. Exactly. Let's see if we got a, these are all sports. CBC's first cross-country television transmission was on July 1st, 1958. What was?

Canadian Broadcasting Company, is it company? Corporation. Same thing. Their first cross country television transmission? July 1st. 1958. First hockey player to score 50 goals in one season. Who was it?

That was fucking Wayne, wasn't it? Nope. He did a steam. We got steam action. First one to score 50 goals in 39 games. Yeah, yeah, yeah. First one to score 50 goals in 39 games. Yeah, yeah, yeah. First one to score 50 goals in one season. Oh, fuck.

There you go. You want some steamed buns, motherfucker? Look at those. Oh, yes, those are. Well, they could be steamed harder. A little bit more. Throw them in there. You might as well do it right.

Jesus Christ. Steam them longer. Let's check the bottom ones because we don't want to over steam them, little fuckers. You can as well do it right. Jesus Christ. Steam them longer. The edges. Here, let's check the bottom once, because we don't want to over steam them, little fuckers. You can't over steam a hot dog, really. All right. Nope. I'm not going to fucking argue with you.

And you really can't under cook one. Get it? Not really, no. You can eat raw hot dogs. It's all cooked entrails. Which means everything. Everything. All the pig.

Everything. Why are pig. Everything. Why are they so fucking good, though? Well, that's because of the spices and stuff they add. They're not really that great for you, though, are they? Hot dogs? Yeah. It's one of the worst things you can put in you. Probably.

Hot dogs are? Entrails, fucking snouts. It's just meat, though. Arse holes. The pig's arse hole. Is it bad for you? Yes, it is. It's full meat though. Arseholes. The pig's arsehole. Is it bad for you? Yes, it is. It's full of nitrates.

What are those? Bad little fuckers. And the snouts and the fucking nuts. They're arseholes. There's pig's arseholes. I'm not eating these fucking things, man. You love hot dogs. I'm not eating them anymore, man.

Fuck that. Yeah, whatever. Look it, there's...no. Pig holes. This is as good as it eating them anymore, man. Fuck that. Yeah, whatever. Look it, there's... No. Peg holes. This is as good as it gets for now, man. Peg holes. Peg holes and snouts. Peg holes and snouts.

I might write a country song called Peg Holes and Snouts. No, they're not bad. No, they're a little moist. They're a little moist? Gives them a little moisty-moisty? There's a lot of people that hate that word, eh? What? Moist. Name one. Lots of people. Name one.

Why do they not like the word moist? I don't know. You say moist around Marguerite, she freaks. She's like, don't fucking say that word. It's disgusting. Moist? Moist. Moist. Ricky, you having a single or a double? I don't know. You say moist around Marguerite, she freaks. She's like, don't fucking say that word, it's disgusting. Moist? Moist, moist. Rick, are you having a single or a double?

I never really thought about a double dog. Come on. It's easy to make a double dog in these buns. Double snouts, boys, get them in ya. Arseholes. I'm gonna call it double. The whole works. Double dog. I think I'm gonna start with a single.

I don't think I'll ever be able to eat another hot dog again. You'll be eating hot dogs by the end of the day. Get a little more liquor in you. I hate these fucking types of ketchup, Cease. You just gotta give it one crank, Ricky, and then it... Fuck's sakes. Gotta use your finger, I guess. It's fucking dumb design.

Whoa. Oh, Jesus, she came out too fast. I almost fucked her. You want some mumpsters? I'm gonna fucking, I don't know, man. I'd take some relish, but I'm too lazy to open it. What do you got for the... Here, man.

It's candied today. Gotcha. Look at today. Gotcha. Look at that. Nice. Fucking double. That one came out nice. That's a double ketchup mustard dog. That is nice.

You know what? Those used to look good to me. Right now, they make me want to fucking puke. You make me want to puke, puke-a-do, puke-a-do, puke-a-do, ba-do, ba-do. You don't usually eat anything. Well, I ate those cupcake things there the other day. Those were good, man. Did you?

Yeah, a little bit of them. Good? How are they, man? Great. Perfect. You got anything to talk about, Julian? Yeah, man. This poor fucking.

Why don't you? This poor chick. Where the fuck's she from? I don't know. She's, can't figure. Where the fuck? It doesn't say where she's from. Oh.

Great. It's a province and village. And it's Fitzsannulock. It's a province in a village? It's a fucked up, I can't pronounce this place, man. Anyway, it's pretty far, it's far away. Don't worry about it. Anyway, she's got this mysterious condition going on, which is causing her fucking boobs to grow uncontrollably.

They're fucking just out of, she's 46. And all of a sudden, boom, they're just like. They're massive. She's got this towel thing around her neck. Like how big are we talking? We're talking after six months of growth, she can't get out of bed anymore. That big.

She can't move. Jesus, so like Randy. Yeah, basically, except, you know, he's got the gut. Has anybody made her any offers to do any porn or anything like that? I don't know, Jessica. There's a video here. I'll check it out. All right.

Oh, she made the fucking news. I bet she did. Okay. She's got... Oh, yeah. Okay, there's her friends. What? There's her buddy. There she is right there. I, there's her friends. What? There's her buddy.

There she is right there. I can't see her. White. The white basketball-looking things. Jesus, Murphy. And they're growing. It must be something she's eating. Or maybe she shouldn't drink coffee or something like that, maybe.

No, this is not a coffee problem, man. It's something she's putting into her body, and her boobs are saying, we'll take all that. And that just makes them bigger. Holy fuck, this poor woman. Look. Okay. Could be like a boob.

You mean like a boob fertilizer. Something. An unidentified boob fertilizer. Have they interviewed the husband? Is he happy? I don't think she's married, man. Oh. I bet she could get married pretty quickly now Oh, I

Don't know there's Some guys are some guys are really into that Yeah, but she can't fucking walk around anymore She's like a walker and people helping her out and people like holding the mom She could get like a little walker with a boob supporter. A boob walker. Boob rack. Like a cart.

I could build her one. All right, we'll get a... We should try to build her one, get her sent over. It would be good to help her out. Can't she have, like, breast reduction surgery? Is that a thing? Uh, it's just growing, man. They're saying they can do that, but...

Could she take some of her breasts and sell it to other women with smaller breasts? She's got to figure it out because they can't just keep growing and then... Unless she could sell it. Yeah, but... She'd be a rich lady. She'd be like a human breast firm.

Yeah, but you can't... What are you going to do? Sell somebody a piece of your boob? What's that going to do? Make somebody's boobs bigger. Then it's like still, they'd still be natural. It's not just like Play-Doh. It's just filler, isn't it?

You can't just stick them on to somebody else. There's gotta be a way of doing it, man. She could sell maybe the skin. Is that a thing? This... now you're getting gross, man. Yeah, if you're in Silence of the Lambs, it is. No, I meant like maybe don't some people need skin? It puts the lotion in the basket

or else it gets the hose again. No, like if somebody got, this is Buffalo Bill, isn't it? Somebody got burnt or something, don't they do shit like that? Put the fucking lotion in the basket. That's fucked, man. You know what I should do?

I should get up and pull my pants down and do the talk. Don't do it, man. Remember when he was dancing? All right, you know what? Dude, go for it. Get this camera right here, zoom right in. No, not a chance. Here's something that fucking I did not know. Do you know that O Canada only became the national anthem on July 1st, 1980?

No, it didn't. Yeah. Officially became the anthem. So it was still around before then? Yeah, the anthem, O Canada was written in... I think we could have done better, but I guess it's not terrible. Why can't we update it? They have some drums and shit in there. Do a remix, you mean?

Yeah. Do a remix. Just change the whole fucking thing. Well, you could. Why don't you write a new one? Let's do it, man. Ricky, if you were going to write the new Canadian anthem,

what would the lyrics be off the top? What would be the first line? We are the best.? We are the best. Or we are the greatest. We are the greatest. Do you mention Canada? Eventually, but you don't fucking just shoot your load in one basket.

Okay. So we are the best, and then it goes into... We are the greatest? Is there a melody? We are the best. Let's just write it right now. Okay, We Are the Best, We Are the Greatest. That's like getting too cocky, though.

Do you have a melody? We don't fuck with anybody, so don't fuck with us. How do you think it goes? How do you think you'd sing it? I like ours. It's just a tiny bit slow. So it should be just a tiny bit faster. We are the best.

We are the best. We are the greatest. We don't fuck with anyone, so don't fuck with us. I'm liking it, man. I think it could catch up. Because we are Canadian. Because we're Canadian. Friendly as fuck. Friendly as fuck.

We are the North. We are North. From far and wide. Yeah, you could throw a few of this stuff back. Yeah, we could grab some of that shit. We are the best. What would the we stand on guard for thee we are ready to jump in and protect you if you need it or we drink a lot with thee we drink a lot there's nothing wrong with that and dope is legal. Something like that. Throw that in. And something like that.

We drink a lot. There's nothing wrong with that. Dope is legal. So we also get fucked up. See? That's cool. Imagine hearing that before every hockey game. That would be awesome. That would be awesome.

That would be great. People were singing a lot at the top of their lungs. And then we... Why do they say that expression? See, there's one. What? Say at the top of your lungs. Screaming at the top of your lungs or singing at the top of your lungs. Screaming at the top of your lungs.

Well, because at the top of your lungs, you're going to get the loudest. Really? First. I thought it was like from deep down you got loud. Like it should be from the bottom of your lungs you're gonna get the loudest really first i was like from deep down and you got loud like it should be from the bottom of your lungs well it starts down there then it comes up and that's when it's right i don't know why don't you google it where did yelling at the top of your lungs saying come from okay did you guys know it was a huge canada celebration in sydney australia nope cheers to those fuckers. I didn't know that either.

I did. Also a huge Canada Day celebration in Los Angeles, California. Nice. Yeah. So they're having holiday week, too. I bet you the bar, there's a bar we went to in London. What was it called? Remember?

Oh, Canada Bar. Oh, the Maple Leaf. Maple Leaf, yeah. you the bar there's a bar we went to in london what was it called remember oh canada bar the maple leaf the maple leaf bar in um well it's right off peccadilly there yeah right off covent garden i believe in london england canadian bar great place yeah it was a good part good spot i was fucked up there. I remember that. You were fucked up. You pissed yourself. We landed at 9 a.m. after a red-eye and just started drinking. That was not smart.

We didn't start drinking. You drank on the whole plane instead of going to sleep. True. And then you went there and you drank and you pissed yourself and you claimed that it wasn't illegal because you were pissing on Canadian soil. Which was fucked up. That's what you argued with the cops. Yes.

They let you go. You're like, it's not. You convinced them that it's legal to piss yourself in Canada, and because we were on Canadian soil, technically in a Canadian bar, it was not illegal that you pissed yourself, and the cops said, okay, then. People try to say that i'm not that smart okay your piss had yes diplomatic how many people would have come up with that one i was surprised you

came up with that one that was that was pretty smart actually yeah but stupid yeah you know in quebec um uh canada today is moving day it's a fucking weird tradition that goes back a long time. Yeah, all the leases and shit in Quebec, they end July 1st. So instead of getting wasted like us, they got to move. Oh, that's shitty. That's fucked. Yeah, they got to fucking change that. What the fuck's wrong with those guys?

That sucks a horse cock, doesn't it? Dan Aykroyd and Pamela Anderson were born on fucking Canada Day. Didn't know that. Here's an easy one. What's Canada's official sport? Hockey. Hockey. Wrong!

Basketball. Soccer. No, you stupid bastard. Lacrosse. Lacrosse. I fucking knew that. I knew it. Lacrosse.

See that? I gave you a trick question. It was a trick question. Stanley Cup has its own bodyguard. Did you know that? Yeah. Yeah. Stanley Kopp has its own bodyguard.

Did you know that? Oh, you never answered my first NHL player to score 50 goals in one season. Ricky. Ricky. You're up, bud. Don't rush yourself. You choke. It just snots down your throat, buddy. Don't choke.

Was it Gordie Howe? No, it was. Was it Gordie Howe? No, it was not. Plus Gordie Howe. Rocket Richard. Rocket Richard. Maurice Rocket Richard! Fuck. Yes, sir.

Okay, here's some history questions. I'm not good at these. Canada officially became its own completely independent country in what year? With the Canada Act. 1867. No, that's when it was. The Canada Act. Oh, fucking, that's when the Queen said, fuck you guys, go ahead.

It was 82? Bingo! 82? Are you fucking kidding me? Ricky, high five on that one. How did you know that, man? I was reading shit last night about it. That's the only reason.

Yeah. You know where the word Canada comes from? No, I don't. Yes. But I know it's from the 1500s. Canada. Right, Canada. And what's the storys. Canada. Right.

Canada. And what's the story? The village. What village? The dudes came over from Europe and they were like, met up with the native people and they say, hey, they said Canada. And they're like, okay, this is- Do you know what Canada means though?

Village of the people. Right. Do you know what it means? Village. Yes. Village. Yes. I got it? Village. Yes, village. Yes, I got it right. Nice going, Julian.

That was a good one. What just happened there? I don't fucking know. He was kidding. No, I was reading further ahead while you were talking. That was just weird, man. Yeah, the Europeans thought they were saying, hey, what the fuck is this place called? Yeah.

And the Iroquois didn't understand them, and they were saying, Kanata, you know, our village. Let's go have a drink. Let's go to the village. There's some tobacco. And they're like, oh, we're in Kanata. Have a party. Goddamn stupid Europeans.

They were fucked. They were fucked. And then they just turned into, you know, a bunch of meanies. A bunch of assholes. Old Canada was first performed. Yeah, see, this contradicts. Okay, good. Thank fuck.

Old Canada was first performed on July 24th. What year? 1880. That's a big difference. In Quebec City. What was your fact? It said that it was 82. 82.

O'Kanady became the national anthem July 1st, 1980. Which is fucked. So it took almost 100 years to say, yeah, you know what, it's been around 100 years. It's 100 years. A hundred years let's make it official. Let's make it official. How long

of the Mounties been around Ricky? The Mount of Police. I know it's 1800s but I can't remember what it was. 1873

they had nine officers. Shit that's right because on the 1873 on the 1973 Canadian Quarter, they have a picture. Of a Mountie. Yeah.

And they only had eight fucking officers, nine officers when they started. It's hard to fucking look after a country with nine guys. They did it, man. It's not easy. It must have been pretty spread out.

When did the first Tim Hortons open? Fuck me. 19... Fuck. 72? Close, but no cigar. 1968. Closer.

67. Closer. 66. Closer. 65, 62, 63, 64. Bingo. 64. 64 in Hamilton, Ontario.

That's where Tim Horton was from. Tim Horton was a hockey player. He started a donut shop. He built the cocksucker up. He sold it. He died. And then his wife sold it for how much money? Million bucks.

She sold it for $1 million in the 70s. Now it's worth billions. To Ron Joyce. Yeah. Ron Joyce turned around and sold her. Billion dollars. That's a successful fucking business right there. That's a good fucking investment right there.

Coffee and fucking donuts. Yep. See, we could think of something like that easily, boys. Just got to put our minds to it. Yeah, nobody else has thought of the whole coffee and doughnut fucking model. Ricky, what is that? It's a frog in my pants. What are you looking for, Pops?

Just going through facts. You got anything else there, Julian? What were you going to say? Newfoundland didn't become a province until when? 1949. Correct. What the fuck is going on with him today? Mr. Fax over there.

That is correct. 1949. There we go. I think that's enough facts for today. That's enough, man. I'm starting to get bored of the facts. That's some Canada facts right there. Yeah.

I didn't know half that shit until I got to the reading. Ricky, if you were working for Canada Tourism, say you're talking to Americans right now, Europeans, Japanese, Australians, people in India, what would you say? South America. If you work for Canada Tourism and we want to bring them over, we want to get them excited to come here, what do you tell them? You guys are great.

Where you live is great. But we're better, and it's better here. Okay. That's not bad. That was bad. I thought you were going to maybe sell them on the fact that dope's legal. Well, that too. Yeah.

All right. It's all part of it. Come smoke our dope. Come smoke our dope. Come smoke our dope. And not worry about being arrested. Come smoke our dope and get a free soap on a rope. Well, Ricky, that's going to cause a problem now for the bottom line. I gotta balance the bucks now.

I gotta give out fucking five million soap on the ropes, and that's gonna cost $20 million. Give out hot dogs. It's good for the soap on the rope business. We're not giving out anything for free. We're just luring them in so they spend their money in our economy. Alright. Our trailer park. Let's fucking go to the bar.

Let's go to the bar. I didn't tell you guys, but I've already called the bar. And I have a special section waiting. Nice! Yes, bubs! We're gonna have one of those soap parties. You are Canada Man today. Canada Man!

Well, we should say goodbye to everybody, shouldn't we? Happy Canada Day, everybody! Cheers. Happy Canada Day! Happy holiday week. Holiday week. July 4th is next.