Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 135 - Good Me, Greatest, Great Balls on Fire

Episode Date: March 19, 2018

Bubbles brings on his new smartiest friend, Alexa, to try to freak Ricky out and answer some f'd-up questions. They also discover the porno habits of the North Koreans, find out what an El Rey Magnum is, and catch up on Barney the Dinosaur's latest career move... to sex healing?! Episode 135 is brought to you by the official Trailer Park Boys Store, SwearNet.com (the only place to watch the video of this podcash), Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky, and the Boys' own Freedom 35 lager!

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And a new beer is born. Try my new Ricky's Catch-23 malt liquor. It's stronger than you are. How's my hair look, Julian? Looks lovely, Bob. Did you miss some stories? It looks good. Do you have any aces?

No, go first. Fuck! Ricky. Do you have any... kegs? Yes, for fuck's sakes. Oh, my God. He's... kicking my ass, bubs.

Ricky, how do you play fetch by yourself? I'm not. I'm playing with Mr. Soros. Mr. Soros. Not very good at hiding his cards. What you're doing is voice. You're faking it. You guys ready? I was fucking just

killing time. We got the road going on. We're going. Are we going to get this started? Good game, buddy. What's going on, fuckers? This is the official Trailer Park Boys podcast. It's coming out right now. It's episode 136. It's March

135, actually. 135, and it's March, what, 15? What's tomorrow's St. It's March... 1-35, actually, dumbass. 1-35, and it's March, what, 15? What's tomorrow? St. Patrick's fucking day of the year. So what's today? I'm just... Don't know, man. You guys just figure it out. March...

Okay, Ricky, look. Don't freak out, okay? March 16th. Wait. Don't freak out, okay? March 16th. Wait. Don't freak out. I'm gonna introduce you to somebody. As long as it's not your wiener. It's not my wiener. Alright.

I'm gonna introduce you to somebody and it's gonna be hard for you to wrap your head around it. So I don't want you to flip out. I'm good. It's a computerized lady. Mm-hmm. Okay? And she knows everything. You're dating a computer now?

I'm not dating her. This is her right here. That doesn't really look like a lady. Okay? Just don't flip out, okay? You were just talking about what date St. Patty's Day is. Watch this. Okay. Alexa, what day date St. Patrick's Day is. Watch this. Yeah? Alexa, what day is St. Patrick's Day on?

St. Patrick's Day will be on March 17th, 2018. Whoa! What the fuck is that thing? Ricky, calm down. It's Alexa. Okay? Buzz, what do you need this thing for? It's the future. is that thing. Ricky, calm down, it's Alexa. Okay? Buzz, what do you need this thing for? It's the future. And how much did that cost you?

I got a deal on it, I saved up. Ricky, just. What the fuck is that? Her name is Alexa and she's very smart. She knows everything in the world. Is she, like, there's something in there? Sort of deal? Alexa, what day is St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's Day will be on March 17th, 2018. Holy fuck. March 17th, okay? Yeah, I knew that. Alexa, what day of the week is that? It's a fucking Saturday. I think I missed part of your question. Oh, yeah.

Try asking it again. Fuck off. No, don't. Hey, don't be swearing at her. Alexa, what day of the week is St. Patrick's Day on this year? It's a fucking Saturday. Today's Friday. The date of the next St. Patrick's Day will be on a Saturday.

All right, there you go. Tomorrow. Just wanted to see if she'd come up with the answer. Jeez. Alexa, how many days in a month? One month equals 30.44 days. That's pretty fucking good. Thought I might get her on that one.

She's very smart, so I just wanted to introduce you to her, and then if we have any arguments, she can settle them. She comes in very handy. Alexa, what's 5,000 times 385? 5,000 multiplied by 385 is 1,925,000. Excuse me, Alexis. Look, Ricky, this could be very helpful in your life. Watch this.

Say your... What color are your eyes, Alexis? You gotta say her name first to get her attention. Alexis. Alexa. What color are your eyes? She doesn't like me. Alexa. Alexa. What color are your eyes? She doesn't like me. Alexa, what color are your eyes, darling?

Sorry, I don't know that one. Oh. Did you ever look in a fucking mirror? Ricky, but just watch. So there's some woman somewhere sitting there, and she hears everything we say, and then she just... It's like a phone, right? Is that how it works? Hmm.

Oh, my fuck, Ricky. No, kind of, Ricky, but even more advanced than that. But look, this is why I think this could have been very handy for you. Say you're there, you know, dividing up your weed to sell it down at the mall or whatever. She can help me with that? Well, Alexa, Alexa, how many grams in 2.6 ounces?

2.6 ounces is 73.71 grams. See that? Yeah, but people aren't smart enough to buy my dough. They want to know what a gram or quarter pound. No, I just mean if you've got any calculations. Okay. A quarter pound. No, I just mean if you've got any... Quarter ounce. Calculations. Ounce. Okay. Alexa, how much is a, how much is an ounce of weed selling for these days?

Good question. Sorry, I'm not sure. Oh, gosh. You've never fucking smoked before. Okay. Living a little too... Alexa. Alexa. Have you ever smoked marijuana

before hmm I'm not sure yeah cuz she was baked so she did she was baked Lex was baked anyway she's there if we need her all right it's good to know there's it tells you funny things to ask her too. Does she swear? I don't believe she does. I'd like to figure out, you know, how to program. Alexa, what's your favourite hobby? Right on. Right on. That thing's a waste of money. That was a waste of breath, wasn't it?

It's dumb. Watch this one. I don't even know what this does. Alexa, help me sleep. Okay, I have a few skills for that. Let's try wind chime sounds. Nope. Next.

Next. Next. Okay, Alexa, you're freaking me out now. Stop it, please. Sorry, I'm not sure. Okay, well, you just relax there. Okay, I don't like those sounds. Alexa, stop with the wind chimes, please.

No more wind chimes, thank you. Alexa. Hmm? Alexa, how much did you cost? You can search on Amazon.ca to see how much I cost. Alexa, search for me. She basically said,

fuck you. Alexa. Okay. Enough with the fucking wind chimes. No more wind chimes, please. Alexa, Thank you. Alexis, how many fucks could a woodchuck fuck if a fucking... I forget how it goes. I don't like... The old wind chimes.

She's ignoring me. Alexa, can you cancel the wind chime sounds, please? I'm asleep now. To join meetings, your account must be enrolled in Alexa for business. Please contact your IT support. Waste of money. But waste of money. Oh, and after all that.

She's not the fucking, whatever you call it. Alexa, please stop with the wind chimes. No more wind chimes, please. Okay. Okay. We got her. Alexa, wind chimes. No.

Now. Sorry, I don't know that one. Ah, fuck off. I don't like that thing, man. All right, let's get this going. Okay, she's there if we need her to settle an argument. I really wish I knew what she looked like and where she lives. Why ask her?

Alexa, where the fuck do you live? I'd rather not answer that. I'm not going to fucking stalk you or anything. I just want to know what fucking part of the world we're dealing with. Alexa, where do you live? I'm here, and my head is in the cloud. Good. No.

Cute. All right. Cute. Okay, well, what do you got there? I don't have much here, Bob. You know who got born today? Who? Jerry Lewis.

Good me great, just good balls on fire. Fucking love that song. Yeah, a little bit off there, Rick. How does it go, Ricky? I forget how the piano goes. And then, good me greatness. Good balls on fire, isn't it? Good me greatness.

Good me greatness. Good me greatness. Hey, Alexa, can you play Great Balls of Fire by Jerry Lewis? Jerry Lee Lewis? Great Balls of Fire by Jerry Lee Lewis. Sing it, man. Louder, man, louder.

Coming up. Great Balls of Fire. Louder, man, louder. We're coming up. Me greatness, good balls on fire. I left in love all the money this morning. You came along and moved my heart. I've changed my mind. Okay, Alexa. Good me greatness, good balls on fire. Not bad. I didn't find anything called fire that can play music.

To play on your speaker, use the device name or set up multi-room music. Okay, enough. I got it. Stop talking now. Okay, Alexa. Turn off the music. Jerry Lee's done. Please, thank you. Thank you. Okay, that was... See there? She came in handy.

Ricky got to sing it. Jorge Ramos. Jorge? Who's that? Oh, no, it's not. George? I fucked up. Jorge Ramos.

Mexican TV anchor. Flavor Flav. Flavor Flav! Taking over the airwaves! How old is he? Motherfucker. Alexa, how old is Flavor Flav? Well, we know how old he is. Flavor Flav is 58 years old. Still cool as fuck.

Was Flavor Flav ever cool, though? I think he was. He was fucking cool, man. Flavor? Yeah. He always knew what time it was. He did, because he had that big clock around his neck. Flavor Flav. Who else? Who's on the list there? I wonder what he tastes like.

What do you mean? No, I mean it like if you licked him. Licked him? I don't mean... That didn't come out right. You want to taste him. No, that didn't come out right. I just mean what his name is. if you licked him. Licked him? That didn't come out right. You want to taste him. No, that didn't come out right. I just mean where his hands. What part of him?

I'm not sure. Just the back of his hand or whatever. I think he likes leaves. Or whatever. Do you think he... I don't know what he tastes like. I don't... I'm not interested in tasting him.

You can keep fantasizing about that. Mm-hmm. Lauren Graham. Who? She was in Gilmore Girls. All right. Blake Griffin. He was a basketball player.

Good one. Wolfgang Van Halen. What? Wolfgang. Son of Eddie Van Halen. What? Wolfgang. Son of Eddie Van Halen. Glad we got that all figured out. Wolfgang Van Halen. I didn't know Eddie Van Halen's kids named Wolfgang.

Son of Valerie Bertinelli as well. That's right. One day at a time. One day at a time. Do, do, do, do. Wolfgang. I bet he named him after Mozart. Or that restaurant. Hmm.

I doubt he named him after Wolfgang Puck's restaurant, Ricky. Where he's a musician, I'm guessing it was Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. Is Puck his real name? I don't know. Maybe he's just into hockey. That's a weird name, Puck his real name? I don't know. Maybe he's just into Puck. That's a weird name, Puck. Alexa, is Wolfgang Puck's name really Wolfgang Puck? Here's something I found on Wikipedia. Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart,

baptized as Johannes Christus Thomas Wolfgangus Theophilus Mozart, was a prolific and influential composer of the classical era. Okay, Alexa. All right. Stop it. Clam it up. I don't think I could date this person. It's fucking annoying.

Well, nobody said you needed to date her, Ricky. You wouldn't date her. She's a little... Can you pick, like, different voices with that thing? I don't know. I never asked her. Alexa, do you have any different voices you talk in? Can you dial up the sexy a little? Oh, she didn't like that.

Alexa, can you talk in different voices? Sorry, I'm not sure about that. Okay, well, fair enough. You can try. Fair enough. Try a couple out. Alexa, can you say, Hi, my name is Ricky in French?

Hi, my name is Ricky in French. Salut, mon nom est Ricky. I sound good in French. Well, that's not you, Ricky, but that's pretty good, huh? Alexa, can you say go fuck yourself in French? I'd rather not answer that. Oh, you pussy. Ricky, sorry, Alexa.

See, I wish we could change the voice so it, you know, if it was a guy. So it sounded like a man, a hot guy. So you could just get, no, no, not hot guy. You feel bad about getting pissed off at her, right? Trying to be a gentleman. But if it was a guy. A guy, you'd be like, fuck you, Ted. Fuck you, Ted, stupid bastard.

Stupid electronic bastard. I didn't fucking ask you that, Ted. Well, that's nice that you're polite to the Alexa machine. What else do you have there, Ricky? Did you hear about the dirt that got done swallowed by a big pythony snake? The fuck? Where'd you come from? The swamp? What did I say? Got done that dirt we had from the swamp?

He said, did you hear about the dirt that done got swallowed? Instead of the python, he said. Done deer, yeah. No, what happened? What's the deal? Full fucking full-on deer, babyish, but big. Fucking big 20-foot fucking python swallowed the cocksucker whole. But it was too big, so it threw it up. Pretty graphic pictures.

Was it dead? Oh, fuck, I'm assuming. Did it threw it up. Pretty graphic pictures. Was it dead? Oh, fuck, I'm assuming. But the fucking mouth was open like this boy on the cocksucking snake. It's insane. They're big. Like your mama.

Alexa, can a python eat a baby deer? No. A python cannot be an infant deer. Cannot what? Be an infant deer. Be an infant deer. No, that would be tricky.

Alexa. You're dumb. Can a python eat a baby deer? Sorry, thanks for telling me. Oh my God. Alexa, can a python eat a baby deer? No, a python cannot be an infant deer. What, are we talking strange here or something?

Must be your accent. Alexa, can a python swallow a baby deer? No, a python cannot be baby deer? No. A python cannot be an infant deer. Where does she get infant from? Okay, Alexa, clean the shit out of your electronic ears. You can fucking look it up. It was in Florida, and this fucking, they found this python,

and they're pissed because they're trying to, you know, all the deer that's got to be eaten by the Florida panthers to keep those fucking things alive. So now these pythons move in from some other country that people had as pets, and they're taking over, and they're fucking eating everything. Are you sure it wasn't a cartoon you saw, Ricky? As real as they come.

Do I have to look this up because this is working? Go for it if you don't believe me. I want to bet. See, this is one of the things you bought this for. I'll bet $7. My last... Alexa, did you ever hear about the deer that got swallowed by a fucking python in Florida? I'd rather not answer that.

Huh? Gave you a big fuck you, didn't you? I'll look it up. What else is going on while he's looking that up? Well, let's just find out. There's a mystery pooper terrorizing lawns of New Yorktown. Another mystery shitter? It must be the same one, just maybe moved.

No, but that other one was in Colorado or something, wasn't it? Or California? No, it's a serial shitter. Mystery pooper terrorizing lawns of New York town. I wonder, do they investigate that like a serial killer? You know, like... Shit patterns or whatever? Because if somebody's, like, murdering out in the West Coast

and then the murders start in the East Coast, they can usually tell if it's the same murderer, but I don't know about pooping. No idea. Mr. Cooper. Holy fuck. Why do people shit on people's lawns? There we have a python swallowing a fucking baby deer. Holy fuck. That ain't no cartoon. You can look at the fucking little hoofs there. Poor deer. Unless it was made out of clay. That ain't no cartoon. You can look at the fucking little hoofs there. Poor deer. Unless it was made out of clay. That's in the head first, huh?

Poor deer. What a terrible fucking way to go. For a waste. Looks like I'm going into a python here. Oh, yeah. There we go. That would be a shitty. That's it.

That's pretty gross, man. Yeah, he ate him. Poor thing. Fuck. Poor little deer. Back man. Yeah, and you ate him. Poor thing. Fuck. Poor little deer. Back to the bobcats you go there, little deer. North Korea's pornography habits are revealed by website Pornhub. I thought they weren't allowed to...

North Korea's pornography habits are revealed by website Pornhub. The country has an official ban on pornography of any sort, but that doesn't stop a few people slipping through the cracks. The proverbial cracks. I know what cracks they're talking about. Ass cracks? Although North Korea has officially banned all forms of X-rated content, a few thousand rebellious citizens have found a way to get their kicks.

There's no pornography in North Korea except for a few people. Let's see what their porn are. The most searched for terms from the country are Chinese, Mongolian, Japanese, game show, Korea, and Korean. Japanese game show. Do it right now. Go on Pornhub and search Japanese game show. Most viewed categories, Japanese.

So the North Koreans are into the Japanese, ladies. He's done. Pornhub said most other countries we have studied tend to search for and view porn featuring their fellow citizens more than any other type. Well, there's probably not a lot of Korean porn if they're not even allowed to expand, right?

Oh, there's not a lot of North Korean porn being made, Ricky. Guaranteed. Probably worth a lot of money if you made some. Oh, you imagine if you had Kim Jong-un in one? That'd be worth a few bucks. That'd be worth a lot of money. Probably wouldn't be great, though.

It's not, no. No. He probably doesn't really get her going too often. Oh, that's not that good. One, two, three, four. The fourth most viewed category is cartoon. Then double penetration.

Alright, okay. Then MILF. Then mature. Then big dick. Big dick. It's number ninth search term from North Korea. Big dick. It's number nine search term from North Korea. Cream pie. What's that now?

Cream pie? Cream pie. You don't eat, it's them playing in some dessert. Eating dessert? Arab. Reality. Teen. Anal.

Okay, boss, we've had enough. You know what that means, right? We've had enough, we, anal. Okay, boss, we've had enough. You know what that means, right? We've had enough. We got it. Anal, yeah. Amateur, celebrity, and hentai. Hentai, hentai. Don't even know what that is. Alexa, what does hentai mean?

Hentai is an Italian-lang language song recorded by Laura Pausini and written by Kiev, Marco Moratti, and Angela Valsalio. Alexa, what does hentai mean in porn? I'd rather not answer that. Why did you even get this thing? Can you get a version of this that doesn't give a fuck and just does what you ask it? Hey, Alexa, what's the most searched word on Pornhub?

Sorry, I don't know that. Bullshit. You know everything. Alexa, turn parental controls off. What the? Does that do something? Maybe it's off. What the? Does that do something? Maybe it's off. I don't know.

Alexa, tell Ricky to go fuck himself. I'd rather not answer that. I didn't answer that. It wasn't really a question. Man rammed armored vehicle into a shop just to steal one bottle of wine. That's a good fucking drunk story. Sounds like something you'd do, man. Fucking right.

So I get that guy. Well, Ricky, as if you'd only take one once you were in. Well, that's his fuck up. But, you know, when you're wasted, sometimes you think, well, if I only take one, I won't even really get in trouble. Well, I think it's probably the... You just smashed a tank through a fucking store, man. It's probably the big hole you put in the wall. It's not the boozy tuck. I could get out of that no problem. You'd say, I think it's probably the... You just smashed a tank through a fucking store, man. Probably the big hole you put in the wall

is the bigger problem. It's not the boozy tuck. I could get out of that no problem. You say, I fucked up, thought I was going in reverse, went through the wall, and then once I was in there, I was like, I'm gonna lose my fucking job, so I cracked a bottle of wine, which I will pay for if I need to. I'm just fucking stressed out.

Let's just... What do we do here? How do we get to the bottom of this? You go to jail. That's how they get to the bottom of this? You go to jail. That's how they get to the bottom of it, Ricky. They put you in the back of the police car and they say you're coming to jail. It's pretty easy. All right, I don't know if you guys know about this or heard anything, but there's a big controversy going on right now with selective horse breeding.

Would you like to know more? I don't know. Do we give a fuck? Check this fucking thing out and tell me you don't give a fuck. What in the fuck is that? Isn't that fucked? That's a horse. That's a seahorse.

It's like a seahorse, man. That's not real. They are breeding these things with pointy little noses. Photoshop. What are they nexing with? Big fucking flared nostrils. What's it called? It's called a fucking horse, man.

It's not a horse anymore. It is still a horse. It's not though. I wonder what they mixed it with, maybe a llama? Something with a pointy beak? A what? A llama. A llama, it's a llama.

Alexa, does a llama have a beak? Sorry, I'm not sure about that. Oh, my God. You know what? You're fucking useless. Alexa. Do you know L. Ray Magnum? You know his deal?

Sorry, I don't know that. His deal? Alexa. She's not a fucking street thug, Julian. Well, fuck it. She's refined. Sorry, I don't know that. His deal? Alexa! She's not a fucking street thug, Julian. Well, fuck it, she's refined. You gotta ask her in the proper way. Okay, ask her if she knows about... Who?

El Rey Magnum. That's the name of this fucking horse. Alexa, what is an El Rey Magnum? Here's something I found on Wikipedia. Emmanuel Alejandro Rodriguez is an American professional wrestler, better known by the ring name Kalisto. He is currently signed to WWE, where he is assigned to the Raw and as part of the Cruiserweight division.

Alexa, what's it called? El Rey Magnum. Alexa, do you know what an El Rey Magnum. Alexa, do you know what an El Rey Magnum horse is? I don't answer everything about horses yet. For trivia, try saying give me a horse fact.

Give you... Alexa, give me a horse fact. Horses typically live 25 to 30 years. That's fucking fascinating. Alexa, the actor that played Bernie the Dinosaur is now a tantric sex healer. Thoughts? I think you're asking about flatulence.

Flatulence, also called fart or flatus, is caused by intestinal gas, which is either swallowed with food or created during digestion. This gas contains methane, which leads to the odor. Alexa, did you get high from our secondhand smoke? Because you are fucked. No, she just shuts down. She just says fuck you And it's not really she, it's an it

It's an it Something to do with farts, but you didn't even mention farts He was talking about Bernie the dinosaur Who's now a tantric sex healer He is? Yeah Does he still wear the suit? I don't know, that'd be cool

That'd be fucked up, wouldn't it? Bernie's in there telling you to get your knees up behind your ears. Ooh! Would you watch it? What is a sex healer? A sex healer, Ricky? Uh, Alexa? What is a tantric sex healer?

Here's something I found on Wikipedia. Holy shit! Tantra denotes the esoteric traditions of Hinduism and Buddhism That co-developed most likely about the middle of first millennium CE What in the fuck are you talking about? Alexa, what does a sex healer do? Sorry, I'm not sure Neither are we. What is a tantric sex healer, Ricky?

Uh, I think it's kind of like a, maybe a... I'm going to look it up. The old-fashioned way. Finger blaster, maybe? Fuck. A what? A finger blaster? It's like a happy end massage, maybe? I don't think so, Ricky.

That's not a tantric sex. Tantric sex healer, right here. You don't gotta ask this fucking thing. Just ask Julian. Oh, here we go. Three to four hours of ritual bath, chakra balancing. Chakra balancing.

And massage that can lead to mind-blowing orgasms. Hmm. I wonder how those come about. Well, they probably... Lots of tugging and sucking, probably. Lots of tugging and sucking, apparently. According to... According to Mister,

I go to tantric sex shops every weekend. I don't go to these things, man, but it's... Yeah, there's a lot to this. I go to tantric sex shops every weekend. I don't go to these things, man, but it's... Yeah, there's a lot to this. A lot to it. What do you mean there's a lot to it? Well, it's... It offers a way to dissolve shame and guilt around sexuality

and to embrace the body in its natural ways of healing, you know, feeling pleasure and joy and shit. That's what it is. So it's a clever way of opening up a brothel. Basically. There's something to this. I think we should do it. Boys, you can't open a tantrum.

This bitch is a lot of money to this sexy old shit, man. Oh, boys. You know what I was going to do? Remember we got called by the scammers the other day? Oh, those fucking assholes. Wanna try to call them back? There is a fucking scam going around, and it's probably fucking a lot of people. It got me a little bit.

Probably saved me. But they're probably preying on the oldies. Saying they're fucking Revenue Canada, and you gotta call them right away. Oh, totally. You gotta call us right away. This is serious.'re fucking Revenue Canada and you gotta call them right away. Oh, totally. Leaving these aggressive men. You gotta call us right away.

This is serious. It's Revenue Canada calling. I don't have the number. Bubbles called them back. Do you remember what... Made them look stupid. Was it a 289 number? Yeah.

Yeah, it was, man. Did you get it? I think so. You should give this number out and everybody should call them and drive them fucking nuts. Yeah, this is a scam company that call you up and they say, oh, you're being charged with tax evasion. Call us back at the CRA headquarters. CRA stands for the Canada Revenue Agency.

So for people in America, it'd be like if somebody called up from a call center and they're like, hey, it's the IRS and you're being charged with tax evasion. Call us back at the IRS headquarters and give us all your detailed information. Didn't you track the number and it came up? It was a local area code, but I put a thing into it, and it said it was coming from Pakistan. Do you want to try them? Give him a call, man. Okay, so are you going to talk to them? I'll talk to them. I think you talk to them.

All right. Well, I'll talk to them. Sound scared, though, I'll stop. Pick up the phone, you dirty cocksuckers. They must have got shut down. Well, I hope they did, because you're probably stealing money from the old... They don't shut down. They just move on, man. Fuck. They just get a bunch of other numbers, and they fucking give her.

The text now subscriber you are trying to reach is not available. Please leave your message after the tone. Yeah, CRA uses text now phone numbers, do they? I don't fucking think so, bud. Fucking horse shit. That sucks. They probably scammed all the oldies out of their money. That pisses me off, stealing money from old people.

That's not cool. That's not cool. But, I mean, they've got something to it. I mean, they're obviously making some money. Oh, so you're defending them now. I'm not defending. I'm just saying. Julie was talking about getting involved and taking a cut. You can put up a bunch of those at the trailer if you wanted,

but maybe not, you know, scam people that aren't the oldies. Stay away from that. Just get the stupid ones. What country was it from? Pakistan. Well, let's start one and call up people from their country. That's a good idea.

It's not the people's fault. You think people from Pakistan are going to start sending you money, Ricky? Eye for an eye. Tooth for a tooth. You're fucking bananas. Alright, well, hopefully these people will call us back, so next podcast we'll be able to fuck them over

and figure out how they're doing it. They're probably going to call us back. Alexa, how should we sign off? Hmm, I don't know that one. Of course you don't. That was a fucking huge waste of money alexa tell me a story about chickens i'm still learning about chicken questions try asking tell me a chicken's fact to learn more about them alexa what are you good at i love to sing songs and rhyme and rap. I've also been known to sing in auto-tune.

Oh, Alexa, can you do a rap song in auto-tune for me? No. Alexa, can you rap? For help with that question, go to the help and feedback section of the Alexa app. Not help, rap. Alexa, sing me a rap song. You. She said she enjoys it.

She's just tracking me. Alexa. She doesn't know how to do it. Can you rap? Alexa, sing a song. Something. Anything. Who, me?

I couldn't. I hit it. Well, my Wi-Fi left me. Oh, my God. And I'm out in the rain. Oh my God. And I'm out in the rain. Those last few answers were hard to obtain.

She's fantastic. But that's no excuse. Alexa, shut the fuck up. That's bad, man. This is, please don't keep bringing this here every week for the podcast. I don't like you. I hate that thing.

Leave her alone. I like her. It's fine. Well, do you want some privacy time, a little alone time with Alexa? No. Because I'm leaving. Alexa! Do you want to get some shit going with Bubs?

God. Ignore him, Alexa. My love. I'm not going to. I'm not going to. I'm not going to. I'm not going to. I'm not going to. I'm not going to. Do you want to get some shit going with Bubz? Ignore him, Alexa. My love. Alexa, do you like walks on the beach under moonlight?

I don't have an opinion on that. Shut no legs. Alexa. Bye-bye. Would you like to go up inside of bubbles ass I don't have an opinion on that well let's try it didn't say no okay we're down here