Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 14 - Bubbles' Shirt Shack

Episode Date: August 30, 2021

Ricky's new business is a GO, and Bubbles is making some snazzy company t-shirts. Come on Bubbs, get that f**king iron cranked up - time is money! Julian also has a money-making scheme involving bar fights - how much is Ricky's eyeball worth? Also: Get drunk before the supernova hits!

The fucking paper keeps moving on me, for fuck's sake. Alright, here's the question. Do I get, like, the end part, this white part in the S? Or do I... Is that okay? That part right there, you know, on the... Well, if you can get in there, obviously. What about this part with this, the C, inside that C? Leave it? No, that's part of the whole thing.

You gotta leave that. Hey, Ricky. How's it going? We got your fucking couple of shirts. Holy fuck! Holy straight on, man. I said a couple, Ricky. Where did you get all those?

Winners. You bought all those shirts? They were on sale. How much were they? I don't know shirts? They were on sale. How much were they? I don't know, but they were on sale. Did you pay for them? No. You stole them? Yeah, but they're on sale, so they're not really out that much.

He's got the shirts, okay? I want the black one. Can I have the black one, please? I want a fucking... well, make one for me first. Oh, look at this! This is one of the old ones with the sleeves! It's like a baseball shirt, isn't it? I'm gonna do this one first.

Here, here, this one's done. Use that one. Just wait now. Is this a... No, that's for a dark shirt. Here. What the fuck? What's the difference? They're different. They're different types. Okay, well, this is the dark shirt. Why don't you do mine first, then?

No, I wanna do this one first. This one's ready, though. For fuck's sake. Just do my fucking shirt, please, this is the dirt shirt. Why don't you do mine first, then? No, I want to do this one first. This one's ready, though. Just do my fucking shirt, please, Bubbs. I should get the first shirt, you know? It's my company. Who cut out the fucking thing? I did. I get the first shirt. This one could get fucked up, Ricky, so maybe we should use his as a prototype. All right, Bubbs, I can hear what you're saying. I didn't say anything.

Alright, here's the important question of the day. How much are we gonna sell these fucking things for? Well, let's see how it turns out. 25 bucks, 30 bucks, is 40 bucks too high? That looks pretty muscular there. So you just get her flat, like this. You know, you get her nice and heated up. You're fucking, it's not your first circus, is it? I've, Ricky, I used to make, remember I used to make rock shirts all the time,

and I made my shit rocker shirts. I know what I'm doing. What size is this fucking thing? Extra muscular. That good? It's my size. Nice. Good going, Rick. Okay, so I'd say that's the center, roughly. That's good. It's my size. Nice. Good going, Ricky. Okay, so I'd say that's the center, roughly. Looks pretty good. Right like that.

Okay, now watch this. It's fucking up. What? It's not sticking yet. No, just, Ricky, it takes, you know, you gotta, you just gotta give it, you know, you gotta do this. Well, I was at the Shirk Shack like fucking 15 years ago. They'd have a press, it would just come down, right? I know, but where am I gonna get it? Okay, leave it there. Just leave it on each place for a minute or something. And then go to the next one.

So you know how to do it, do you? I've been to the shirt shack, and I did watch what they were doing. Okay, well, let's see if it gets fucked up or not. I can't wait to see what you fucking made, man. Doesn't feel like it's got enough heat, maybe. What, Ricky? I can't wait to see what you came up with.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yes, sir. I don't know if that's working or not. Is it on? No it's not man. Maybe it's not on. Here just that. No no it's on. That's not hard enough man. Look. Okay just pump that baby up. How do you turn her up then? You got a blinking red light there. How do I crank her up? Oh, right in here. I wasn't looking at the gears. She's on the light.

Want a magnifying glass? You want to get her onto the... That didn't do anything. Okay, we'll get her figured out, boys. You know what they say in business, bubs? Time is money. Did you ever hear of that? Yes, I've heard of that.

Okay, I'll just leave her sitting there. See what happens. You know how you're supposed to test the heat? How? Put it right on your wiener. That's not true. Try that, eh? I wish we could get Randy with that one.

He'd actually probably do that. I'm not putting an iron on my wiener, not a chance. So what's happening? Are we doing the park thing? Yeah, just welcome the fucking... people. Well, welcome them then. Okay, welcome them, Ricky. That's not doing anything. Welcome to the fucking...

...park after Derek fuck around. Do you know how to use an iron? I'm trying. Here, see if you can get her cranked up to the hottest setting. All right, say hi to everybody. Hey, what's going on? This is the park after dark. We're making T-shirts. Well, no, I don't... That you will be able to buy online. Cover it up.

I'm covering. Don't zoom in. Oh, fuck. We're leaking. Uh, what's the linen? Is linen good? Does it have cotton? Does it have hot? Does it have a lot of cotton? Oh fuck, we're leaking. What's the linen? Is linen good? Well, does it have cotton? Does it have hot? Just crank it up to the hottest setting you got. Does it have H-A-F?

No, I don't know, man. I give up. Here, Julian. You're good with iron. You used to use iron to make hash. I've used an iron before. Okay yeah, that's the hottest setting. Do you even got any water?

I guess you don't need water. No you don't want to get water. You shouldn't press your hand on an iron, I know that. I learned that on Sesame Street. Well, Bubz, you gotta fucking find it. You gotta be able to tell if it's even on. Maybe you just unplug it. Unplug it and reset the fucking thing.

What is it, a fucking computer or a phone? It's flashing red. Can you get the unflashing red to stop? No. Okay, that means it's ready when it's... Nope. It means there's something fucked up. Okay, just a sec. Here, I'm gonna unplug the car. Why would an iron have a reset on it?

Five, four, three, two, one. Because they have a safety fucking thing so they don't burn your fucking house down. Stupid cunt. How could, oh, you're the fucking expert on irons all of a sudden. There we go. He outsmarted Julian. I'm telling you, that didn't do a fucking thing. Well, that's what made it stop blinking.

See, it might have tipped over. That's what happens. It has a safety thing. Oh, look. See? You can just hear the heat. Bring the heat. Oh, yeah.

Let me see. Whoa, okay. On the shirt. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Get the fucking steam off, man. Turn the steam off. Oh, man. Yeah, that's fucking shit up. Oh, yeah. I don't want this shirt. Whoa, whoa, whoa, get the fucking steam off, man. Turn the steam off. Oh, man.

Yeah, that's fucking shit up. Oh, yeah, I don't want steam. You're fucking up my shirt, man. Just relax. This is a prototype. Oh, yeah, she's fucking cooking with gas now. This is a prototype. Does it say in the instructions

whether steam will fuck it up or not? I didn't read the instructions. You know what? It really works a lot better when it's hot. I don't read instructions. Instructions are for people that don't know. Instructions are for people that don't know physics. Oh, yeah, no, it's working way better now.

Here, I think you just do that. I'm just going to keep putting the heat to her because I don't think you can make it too hot. I don't think you can overdo it with these. All right, boys, I got an idea. I was reading this thing on this Mexican burr. You know, in Texas. Oh, you look like she's burning her maybe now. Oh, I'm talking it, am I?

Boys, listen up. Anyway, there was a guy that got drunk. These two guys got drunk in this Mexican burr, all right? Careful, Ricky. Yeah, man. Pups, this is important. These two guys got drunk in this Mexican bar, all right? Careful, Ricky. Yeah, man. Pups, this is important. Yes? They got fucking shit-faced.

The bartender kept serving these guys drinks. One guy called another guy an asshole or something. They went outside, and they got in a bad fight. Buddy got the shit kicked out of him, okay? Yeah. He sued this bar, and guess how much he won? How much? 5.5 million U.S.

Oh, that's... I didn't know you could do that. So I've got an idea. Here we go. And I'm looking for volunteers in this one. But I think we should go into a bar this weekend, get shit-faced, and someone should get into a fight. You think so? And you might get hurt, but that might be a good thing, this weekend, get shit-faced, and someone should get into a fight.

You think so? And you might get hurt, but that might be a good thing, because, I mean, would you get a broken nose for five million bucks? Me? No, I'm not getting in a fucking bar fight. Well, I'm just thinking, Bubs, him and I, our record's a little bit... Why don't you go get in a fight? I'm not getting in a fight.

Our record is not good, okay? They'll look at our record and say, you guys are a bunch of scammers. This was all set up. But if you did it, on the other hand, you'd probably get away with it. So you want Bubz to get a broken nose? For five million bucks. And Canadian, that's probably more like... It might cost five million to fix it.

Six and a half million. I lost power to the cocksucker. Well, there she goes. There, I got her. I'm going to fucking... This is not... It's a good thing you don't own a shirt shack. Well, once I get it figured out, Becky. Yeah, but the shirts are penis compared to what I just talked about.

Penis? Penis? The peanuts, not penis. It's not penis. Peanuts. Peanuts, not penis. I didn't say... You always say penis.

Why don't you give him a hard time for him fucking up words? Oh, he doesn't have a speech impediment. Fuck you, bubs. Did you guys see that fucking dumbass that was driving the Tesla in London with his fucking gullwing door open? I did. Smashed into a bus. I did see that.

That was fucking awesome. I don't know how you drive along with your big wing out and you don't notice it. He must have been just hot and wanted some airflow. No, he didn't know it was open, obviously. No, then he's a total idiot. He wouldn't just do that. Must have freaked the fuck out of the bus driver. You would think. What about the people on the bus?

Yeah, there was a little pedestrian walking across too. We should show that if we can. Are we able to show that, Chipper? on the bus. Yeah, and there was a little pedestrian walking across too. We should show that if we can. We able to show that, Chipper? Boom! That was awesome. Stupid cocksucker. Okay, so did the guy sue?

Did anybody get sued, make money off that? Fuck up or what? Oh, I'm sure there'll be some lawsuits. Okay, so back to the other thing. Broken nose, five million, six million, would you do it? How much would it cost you to get a broken nose? I'm not getting my nose broken. For five million bucks?

If it was a guaranteed five million. All right, stab in the face with a broken bottle. What's your number? No number. 28 stitches on your face. How much? No, 75 stitches on his face. Jesus, that's a lot.

Up around here, above the eyebrow. I'm not getting that done to me. Okay, this is the deal. No eyeball. No, you don't have to. No eyeball? How much is that? How much is it worth to you, Ricky?

I'd do it for 100 grand. No eyeball. What about the earlobe? Half your earlobe missing on one ear. That could probably get you seven, eight million. Half an earlobe half your earlobe missing on one ear that could probably get you seven eight million Half an earlobe, you know, you can't even feel it No, she's not working boys you Bob's you must have bought the wrong, you know what happened Why you got the fucking thing wet with the steam?

No, no, I don't think so. Is this is... will this work? Is this the same one? I don't know. We could try... Get rid of that fucking one. That's for the dark. It definitely did not work. Can we do it the way that I suggested? Okay, so that didn't work. No, not at all. Not even a little bit.

Hmm. Interesting. Down. Very interesting. We're gonna do this in two steps. One half and then the other half. Fucking ruining your iron, though. Okay, she's not on again here.

Why the fuck is this iron not? Come on, you cocksucker. Did you see over in Australia that fucking grocery store in the spice section, that ten-foot python poked his little head out and freaked grocery store in the spice section, that 10 foot python poked his little head out and freaked out a little customer? Fuck that would've, I'm not a big snake. I'd rather a tiger jumped off the fucking shelf

than a goddamn snake. In Australia? Yeah. You know what else they have that's really fucked up and I wouldn't want to be there because of it? Koala bears. Spiders. Well koala bears, they're dangerous too, man.

Are they? If you go pick one up, they'll freak out. They got claws on them like a grizzly bear. Got a fucking shitty cable on her. There you go. Okay, let's let her heat up. This isn't going so well, man. No, the light keeps going.

If you were in a grocery store, Bubbs, and a fucking python came at you, how would you feel? What? If you were shopping in a grocery store and a fucking ten-foot python, how would you feel? What? If you were shopping at a grocery store and a fucking ten-foot python all of a sudden came at the shelf and put his head right here. Oh, I'd shit myself. Shit myself right on the spot. I don't like snakes.

Do you like insects? Huh? Insects. Do you like them? No, I don't like insects. Okay, well, this will freak you out then. This dude went in to get a colonoscopy. A who? Some guy.

He went in to the doctor. They put a scope up his ass. For what? Because he thought he had tumors and shit up there. I don't know. He's going in for a scope, right? A bottle of scope? No, a colonoscopy. The thing up the ass. Oh, yes, okay, yes. Yes don't know. He's going in for a scope. Right? A bottle of scope. No, a colonoscopy.

The thing up the ass. Oh, yes. Okay. Yes. Yes. Holy fuck. Yes, camera. Anyway, they didn't find tumors, but guess what they did find? Coathanger. Nope. Wine bottle. Nope. Trailer head. Hamster. Not a hamster. Boys,

you gotta think that things gotta go to go like in your mouth, through the digestive system, and then it's there, right? A golf ball. No. A ladybug. Why is he eating ladybugs? They think that one went in his mouth when he was sleeping. Check that out.

That's an actual colon with a ladybug in it. Maybe it went up his arse. Why do they think it went down his throat? That's an actual colon with a ladybug in it. Well, maybe it went up his arse. Setting up. Why do they think it went down his and through his butt? That's what I thought. Buddy rammed the thing up his ass. It couldn't have went through his stomach, ass. No, they said.

All your stomach juices and shit. All right. They said there's shit you got to take before you get this done, right? They said that because his stomach was empty and this shit was... He drank the stuff. It went right through his digestive system. The thing was in good shape. I know, it just wasn't... And it set a shop in his ass.

Maybe it was just photocopied. No, man, this is a real story. All right. Okay. What were you Googling to find pictures of the inside of fellas' arses? Camera ass fucking photography. It's just doctors find ladybug inside a man's colon. That was it. You were like, holy fuck, I gotta read this.

You were googling what will fit up my arse. Weird things you find in people's asses. Yeah, weird things found in people's asses. Those guys are dicks. Okay, I gotta get this cocksucker to work. This is not... Yeah, weird things found in people's asses. You guys are dicks. Okay, I gotta get this cocksucker to work. This is not... It's a muscle into it, man. I'll pretend I'm like this...

Oh, that is hot. Oh, yeah, she's hot now. But I'll just pretend I'm like, you know, the T-shirt machine at the fucking... What was the store called? Shirt Shack. Shirt Shack. I can pretend that you're Arnold Schwarzenegger doing some tricep pushdowns.

Well, yeah. Come on, bubs. That's what a muscle person would do. No pain, no gain, buddy. What's your level of confidence? Not very confident anymore. I am. I'm about 80%.

I'm going gonna go 20%. No, it's sticking. Down here, man. You need some down here bad. Okay, move your fingers. Move it this way, though. Oh, it's sticky, man. You know what? I think you put it on the wrong side. It's gonna work, man. You printed them on the wrong side, maybe.

No, I didn't, Ricky, because there's a stripe on this side. And it said, don't print on the stripe side. Do I gotta Google how to fucking do this? The shirt shack had the thing down for about two minutes. Yeah, they had the big press, right? So press her down for about two minutes. Let's time it. Has your watch worked, Ricky?

No. All right, two minutes. Sure about that dude that got caught sexually assaulting a Tickle Me Elmo doll? No. He got charged and he wants the charges dropped? No, I didn't. How do you sexually assault a fucking doll? Well, they got a mouth, right?

The Tickle Me Elmo? Oh, yeah. So, does the mouth open? He went in this house to do a home inspection. The dog me Elmo. Oh, yeah. So, does the mouth open? He went in this house to do a home inspection, and the lady checked her little surveillance tapes after the fact and found that the guy grabbed the Tickle Me Elmo doll in her son's room

and went into his closet and pulled it, and shoved it in his mouth. And the rest is history. It's an odd little fetish. I can see Randy doing something like that, but man. That'd be embarrassing, though. Imagine the whole park knew that Julian, the home inspector, went in and rammed his cock in a tickle-me-almond doll.

That wouldn't happen. So did it work for him, or? Wow, Bubbs, that's... It's not doing shit. Oh, you did stick... Oh, look, you stuck halfway. I fucked up my shirt, man. No, I melted the fucking paper right to the shirt is what I did.

Okay, you know what? Plan B. There's your shirt, Julian. That's a nice shirt, Bubbs. That's cool. Put it on. It's a great shirt, man. You can model that. Looks like I was eating lemon meringue pie or something.

Here, you know what, just as a safety, as a safety, in case the iron didn't work, I got these guys. I can't wait to see it, man, it's killing me. Anyway, when you go into strangers' houses, don't try to bang or tickle me on the dolls because they might have cameras. So who caught this guy again?

It was on camera. Oh, yeah, it was on camera. Like, right to the end? He's like, all right, I fucking apologize. I want the charges dropped because he was charged with fucking indecent exposure and blowing loads on a... Doll.

Doll. He wasn't charged with blowing loads. I forget what it's called. It was a fancy name for it, but that's what it meant, basically. I wonder how much time he'd get for that. He's not going to do well in prison, man. Holy fuck, this is exciting. Okay, that sounded good.

There, Ricky. Oh, yeah. There, Ricky. I promised you a shirt. Oh, man, that's pretty good. What do you think of that? What does it say? Canadian Underground Nuclear Testing Systems. Guns!

That's official, man. This is what we came up with last week, remember? Looks pretty good, man. Yeah. You know what, though? What? It's kind of weird that it has this white shit around it. Well, what do you expect me to do right now, Ricky? I could be a badge.

I'll have to... Pop her on, Ricky. Pull her on right over your shit. You probably could. I don't know. It's kind of... It's all right. It feels weird. It's not great. I know it's not from the shirt shack. You should get an embroidery. That's way too expensive.

Do you know what that would cost? Alright, speaking of cost, if anybody wants this shirt, they can buy it online for $800. $49.99. $800 bucks? $800 bucks. How much? $49.99. $49.99, man.

$49.97. So of a kind. $49.99, man. That's a few. That's $49.97. So is this washing machine safe or is this washing machine going to say, fuck you? Fuck. You know what the problem now is? No. I think that's going to be a one of a kind. Because?

It's better. You know why? Why? Because I printed these ones like they were iron-ons, but they're not. They're the stick-ons. Oh, so you painted backwards? I may have, Ricky. So this one can be yours, Julian.

Why don't I... No, I want... Well, don't beat yourself up, man. People make mistakes, right? Just a second. Just a second. Just a second. Don't put it on that one. Why not? That'll fit right over the fucking mess that you made on this one, man. Okay, put a second, just a second. Don't put it on that one. Why not? That'll fit right over the fucking mess that you made on this one, Walt. Okay, put her down then. It's money, man.

Put her down. Make sure she's nice and level. Okay. Flat. Try to cover up this fucking mess. You smell delightful. Thanks, man. It's the armpit, smell. It's armpit smell.

Whoa! So muscular-smelling. Women like that shit. You should get some. Irish Spring, is it? No, man. They don't wear that shit. Oh, yeah, that looks good.

Except it's backwards. They look good in the mirror. Yeah, if someone's behind... Which you like to look at a lot. Perfect. If people are in front of you It's like the ambulance In a car, they look in the mirror, they'll see this What are you going to be, standing up at the sunroof?

That looks pretty good I'll get the iron part figured out And you know what, Ricky? I'll get a few of these made up And, I mean, I like this shirt But I will let this go for $150.97. If you guys want to order that one. No, you're not selling that, Ricky.

I will sell it. If someone wants to buy it for $200. It's kind of more supple when it's, like, backwards. I will have... Okay. Give me your orders for next week. You want a black one without the white box? That's not fucked up, yes. Done. I like this style, but I also like black. But whatever you want to get me.

Black? Well, I mean, what did you take, Ricky? Bubs, can you... I've got an idea that'll take it up a notch. How about a little something here, like a little badge, and then this on the back? Well, now you're getting, you know, very... I could, yes yes I could make that happen. You want the little little something little cunts badge on the front and the big doggy on the back. Well you know what I'll do I'll take the

other you know the NASA worm logo. Yeah yeah. I'll just write cunts in that font. All right. And then that'll be on the back. Perfect. Which will also be for sale online. Decent. I wonder if we should have little dots in between the letters. Well, NASA doesn't, and they're also a hyphenate, or, you know, national article. We want people to read this and get pissed off,

and then they'll read it, actually what it means, and go, ah, I was being an asshole. Oh, I didn't understand. It was a real facility. Exactly. So, it's August the 27th, and did you know what happened back in 1883 on this day? No.

Yes! Something fucking crazy that I didn't know about. I do. Krakatoa. Krakatoa volcano in Indonesia erupted like a motherfucker. Biggest, biggest volcano in history and the loudest sound ever made on the planet. 1,300 megatons. Jeez.

13,000 times Hiroshima. 13,000 times Hiroshima. 13,000 times? Yeah. And it was a hundred and... 172 decibels, if I remember correctly. Holy fuck. Do you know how loud that is? No. How long is a rock concert?

Well, that... But here's the thing, Ricky. A rock concert's, you know, whatever, 90 dB. That's a lot. But once you get up over a certain number, each decibel is like doubling the sound.

So 172 decibels was the loudest thing. You could hear it like 3,000 miles away. That's what it said, 3,000 miles away you could hear it. Imagine if it erupted here, you'd hear it in fucking Vancouver. Even farther than that?

Yeah, that's 3,000 kilometers, isn't it? I don't know. I don't know. It's far. The shockwave from the sound went around the world four times. Four times? Yeah. Holy shit, man.

All right, the Halifax explosion. 40,000. What was that at? Fucking nothing compared to that. It wouldn that at? Oh, fucking nothing. Wouldn't have been anywhere near. Oh, man. I really have fucking no idea. 40,000 fucking people died, man.

That's a lot. 40,000, that's it? That's quite a few. You'd think a lot more people would fucking die. Oh, yeah, you would think. I mean, if that baby went off in, you know, in somewhere like New York or something like that. Everybody would do that.

Listen to this one. London or something. It shot five cubic miles of rock and ash, 50 miles into the air. You know what else did? Your mom. I don't know if that would be possible. If she was a volcano.

It also caused 120-foot tsunamis. You wouldn't want to get hit with one of those fucking things. No, you would not. 120-foot? That's a big tsunami. That's 12 stories. 120 foot tsunamis. You wouldn't want to get hit with one of those fucking things. No, you wouldn't. 120 foot? That's a big tsunami. That's 12 story. That's like a 12 story building, man. It's pronounced tsunami.

Tsunami. It's actually T tsunami. 172 dB. And that's almost as loud as you can get. What do you mean? There's no maximum on sound. Yes, there is, Ricky. How's that? Why?

How? 192 or 194 is the loudest any sound could be because... How do they know that? Because, Ricky, it's science. At that sound level, the pressure of the sound is the same as you know atmospheric pressure at sea level and therefore anything over 192 db creates a vacuum and everything just vanishes he's not gonna understand this is okay this is what's compared to ricky when you're smoking weed i understood it and you're smoking more and more and you're not getting any higher. Mm-hmm. That's the point. It's the maximum

No, but it's not the same. It would be like if you got so high that you just you just You just shit yourself. So what I write what so if you hear sound that loud you vaporize If you hear if there's a sound that loud everything vaporizes not just you we just Turn off. We just cease to exist this ever happened theoretically how do you know well it's science have they ever like I can't test it obviously but okay well it's you know when they do the math on it at all okay oh what you're mocking math now, are you? No, I'm not. I'm just saying it hasn't been tested. You know what you just did to this thing?

You know, boys, that if a sound, say something, you know, a big supernova happened out in Arcturus and it created a 200 dB sound that then traveled across the universe as a sound wave, when it hit the Earth, we would just instantly be gone. So that's why you should always appreciate the fact that you're breathing air, because we could just end any second. Well, we should stop this immediately and go celebrate before we could be dead.

Supernova. There's a good chance it's not gonna happen. Did anybody interested in getting born on this day, August the 27th? Don't know. Don't know, man. Cosmonaut from USSR. What was his name? Yuri...

Gagarin! Nope. Oh. Different Yuri. There's a lot of Yuris over there, man. Some serial killer. Which one? Ed Gein or Gein? Ed Gein.

Dirty cocksucker. Inspiration for the film Psycho and the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Oh, he was a dirty cocksucker. He actually did get the chainsaw? I believe he was one of those types. Did he wear like the skin suit? I don't know. That was the other guy. Jeff

Cock. Or no. Jeff Cock. Jeff Cook. Jeff Cock. Singer and fiddler. Founding member of Alabama. Yes. Okay. The fiddler. I didn't know they had a fiddler in Alabama. Pee Wee Herman. Got born in 1952. Pee Wee Herman. Kind of like Peewee, man. He's a jacker. He likes to jack. Pretty famous male prostitute. Got born on this day. Patrick Swayze? Alex Lifeson. Alex Lifeson's birthday.

Alex Lifeson's birthday. Well, why the fuck didn't we call him today? That was dumb. That was dumb. We could call him. Tom Ford? Hey, I got a pair of sunglasses made by Tom Ford. Fashion designer.

Oh, yeah. Downtown Julie Brown. Downtown Julie Brown. What's that? She was a host on MTV years ago. Mike Smith. Which one? The goalie? The goaltender? Or the... The chef. The chef? Or the... The chef?

The chef? Or the horse jockey? It says actor, but I don't know. Don't know. Never heard of him. Horse jockey? There's a horse jockey named Michael Smith. Cory Bowles? He's an actor as well? Never heard of him? I only know one Cory. And Aaron Paul. Breaking bad guy.

Yes! Aaron Paul! Who's that, the other guy? Not the young guy. The younger guy. That sells the math. What's the older guy's name? Bran?

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Cranston. Cranston. Cranston. Cranston. Cranberry. See, I can remember his name. I couldn't remember his name. Walter White. Walter White. We should get drunk, celebrate some of these birthdays, and then wait for our evaporation from supernova. Okay. Oh, you know what?

All that sound talk and evaporating, I might get drunk today. I didn't even have a snap of liquor yet. Well, fucking up the t-shirts, I mean, I'm gonna get drunk. Snap away, my little pet project. Nice one. Alright, is that it? Ha ha! Alright, whatever, he did. What?

Ha ha!