Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 14 - Countdown To Mushroom Day

Episode Date: August 26, 2024

The Boys are heading to Fan Expo Toronto, and they're planning to get right out of 'er! Before they go flying, they chat about beaver fighting, mayo cologne, and taunt some hurricanes! Plus: Is it a bird, is it a plane... no, it's Super Sexian!

To see the video version of Park After Dark in Ricky's trailer, go to Swearnet.com or download the Trailer Park Boys Swearnet app. [♪ music playing, static, and static sound effects. You can't be talking about mothers getting sucked into hurricanes and parts of their anatomy. She's just saying that's what I heard, man. Fuck you, Hurricane Ernesto. You missed us. Nice try.

See, but don't taunt them, Ricky, because the next one will see that. The next hurricane will be watching this, and he'll go, oh, you fucking think you got away with it, do you? And then he'll come up with a vengeance. Are you talking? Bubs, you're talking as if you're having a conversation

with a fucking hurricane Well, you can say whatever you want about this fucking hurricanes. They're still gonna come out if we're in a simulation Because the people programing it are gonna say oh look the trailer park boys think they can't well you think people are programming this somebody Welcome to the park after dark. It is August 23, which is fucking mind boggling that it's this late already. So fucked. There's only like not much left. We gotta slow down the days a bit, boys.

The summer went by and it's... Well, it goes by. You know what? Because you drink so much. Well, I'm saying because we... When you're passed out half the fucking time, the summer goes a lot quicker. I think it's the edibles, man. Like the edibles.

Edibles are speeding time up. So are you going to gear down on the edibles? Nope. I think since this is, you know, the second last weekend before school goes back, isn't it? I think so. Yeah? Well, I think this shirt should give me a little hint

about our weekend. It's a mushroom weekend. What's on there, mushrooms? Yeah, man. Where'd you get that, Ricky? Don't even remember. Probably while I was on mushrooms. You know what, I like mushrooms,

but I don't know if there's anybody out there that knows how to do this, but I find that you could only do mushrooms one night. You can't do, like, two nights in a row, because the second night doesn't work. Is that true? Like, I've tried it. Anybody... Someone help us. Well, it seems to be true for me, too, so there's something to it.

And it's true to a lot of other people I know. Is it just a thing or what? Hunter S. Thompson would. No, he would take fucking a bunch of other drugs. No, he's in a different league man that guy he was he's taking Mescaline, ether and all kinds of shit. Yeah true. You're gonna get buzzed up every day taking ether. Who did we meet? Remember we met a guy said he knew Don Johnson and Don Johnson brought him a big Oh yeah two liter bottle of liquid acid

Yeah Jesus Christ And they did the whole fucking thing And he gave it to Hunter and he said, there that'll last you the rest of your life and then he came back to visit him in a month and it was gone Yeah And he was so fucked up

I thought he said he knew Don Johnson I was like Don Johnson gave it to Oh okay Hunter S. Thompson We met somebody I thought he missed her that knows Don Johnson and they were good buddies.

That's hilarious. Was that Baz? Don't know. I don't think it was Baz. No. Alright. I wish I knew Don Johnson. Me too.

I guess he's a pretty good, cool motherfucker. He smokes a lot of dope, eh? Really? Well, if he's rolling around with two liter bottles of acid, he's probably... Oh, the desert. You know. Desert acid. When he was on Miami Vice, was he all rolling around with two-liter bottles of acid, he's probably... Oh, the desert. You know. Desert acid. When he was on Miami Vice, was he all acid-ed up?

I don't know, Ricky, but I know he brought a whole big jug of acid for Hunter S. Thompson and he did it all. Miami Vice. He was a snappy dresser back then, wasn't he? He was a snappy dresser. You guys ever played those claw machines where you try to pick up stuff to eat? Yeah, they're fucking rigged. Yes. Well, you can do it. He was a snappy dresser. You guys ever played those claw machines where you try to pick up stuff to eat? Yeah, they're fucking rigged. Yes.

Well, you can do it. You can't do it, but sometimes they stuff all the fucking things together, so you'd have to have like a real crane. You do remember the night you got in one of those machines, don't you? Not well. Anyway, imagine you're playing the thing, you put your money in your butt, it's a claw, and there's a fucking one of the stuffed animals blinks at you. No way. What?

That would freak me the fuck out. What? Fuck people out. It was in Pennsylvania, which is kind of ironic, so that's where Punxsutawney. Punxsutawney fuckface was. Bill. Phil or Bill, or whatever his name is.

Anyway, yeah, it was in Pennsylvania, the fucking groundhog got into the claw machine. Jesus. Yeah? Did they get him out? They set him free, nobody got bit. What if he fell in? Man, that would freak you the fuck out. Do you remember the night you got in one?

No. You smashed the side out of it and you laid in and then you put the money in and you were trying to get the claw to come down and grab the end of your wiener. I don't think that was true. And you know what? You probably don't want us to talk about this, but you actually shit yourself in that machine as well. See, these are not true stories.

It is true. You couldn't get out. You had to go. Not buying it. I'd have to see video to believe it. And I wonder if the... There's video. With the groundhog,

I wonder if they cleaned the fucking thing out, because you know that thing was probably shitting everywhere and all on all the toys. But that might have been a bonus grab. I'm guessing they probably did. Bet you they didn't. Latch onto a groundhog turd and you win a thousand tickets. They call the people that own the claw machine,

they're like, dude, you gotta come fucking get, there's a groundhog in here, you gotta come get him. So he showed up, he's like, no. That's way above my pay grade. Fuck that. Are groundhogs vicious? I don't know. I think they can bite.

They should have just did. I wouldn't want to find out. Oh, they got big teeth, don't they, like a beaver? They should have just, they could just gas the fucker. Gassed him? Yeah. Gassed him. Not to kill him, just to knock him out.

Gassed him. Where would you put the gas? Right into the old coin slot. Pump it in there. What kind of gas would it be? Where would you put the gas? Right into the old coin slot. Like laughing gas? Pump it in there. What kind of gas would it be? I don't know, man. Even laughing gas. You would make his voice really high.

Or laughing gas, the stuff you get at the dentist. Imagine having a fucking groundhog with a high voice and big teeth. What would he sound like? I don't know. What would he sound like, Ricky? naive. Na na na na na na. Yeah, that was pretty good. Yeah, that's not right. Na na na na na na na. I don't know. Always sound like Ricky. I... Yeah, that's pretty good.

Yeah, that's not right. Little chainsaw. Yeah, you little beaver. Little beaver fella. Oh, I got fucking chased by a beaver the other day. Really? Yeah. Cock sucker almost got me by the ankle. What were you doing?

To spark that? I was down fishing. How fast can beavers run? That's what I want to know. Depends on the beaver. Beavers can get up to 70 miles an hour. No, man. The in-shape Olympic beavers can.

Full fucking shit, man. A teetokate even goes 70 miles an hour. Oh, a fucking beaver. They're all jacked up on gnomes. People don't know, beavers are fucking vicious. Beavers have killed people. Oh, I know. Leave it to beaver.

They'd probably take fucking huge chunks of flesh off you, easily. Well, you've seen the teeth, right? They can eat through a fuckin' tree. Would they eat you? They'd take a bite. You think they'd swallow it? I think they'd drag you under,

up into the den, and then they'd just fucking... Beat the shit out of you with their tail. Their heads are fast, man. You couldn't be able to block them or anything. They're just, ugh, I don't know. I don't know, man. Beavers have fast heads? No, they're scary little fuckers, man.

How do you know? I read up on it. We talked to Blurv one time on this. They're fucking nasty. Yeah, I'd like to see a beaver take a right fucking hook to the jaw. When I was younger I would have fucked the fuck out of a beaver. You can't punch a beaver. Why not? Because it's a beaver.

I would be punching the shit out of the thing if it was coming at me. I'd be grabbing it by the tail and slapping its head with its own tail. I'd like grabbing it by the tail and slapping its head with its own tail. I'd like to see that. Beaver with his own tail. Beaver fights. Beaver battles. Wow, this is a weird one. Wasn't your mother starring on that show one time? Yeah, yeah she was.

Beaver battles. Yeah. What if I... This is a fucked up headline. What is it? The man who pulled gun after Burger King worker wouldn't take drugs as payment gets 143 years. What kind of drugs was he trying to pay with? I didn't say. I was so disappointed. It's all I wanted to know. I didn't tell you.

How... Why would he get 143 years? Apparently after that incident, he went over a convenience store across the street, pulled the point of a gun on somebody's head, then he went somewhere else and fired some shots. There was like eight counts of attempted murder or some shit. He was on a mission to get money. 143 years is pretty harsh.

He had a fucking bad time. Well, if he's shooting at people, that's different. You gotta really look after yourself if you ever expect him to see daylight again. He's not seeing daylight again. He's not gonna get out, Ricky. How old is he now? Didn't say, but yeah, he's probably...

Even if he's in his fucking... Even if he's 17, he's not gonna live to be 160. Pretty cool if he did. He might get out. You never know, man. It's pretty fucked up, doesn't it? What's he gonna do when he gets out? He's 160. Nah, he's gonna get out before that.

What's he gonna do? Go get a job at the Safeway? Bagging groceries? He'll go back that whole piece. Like the fella in Shawshank. I mean, I get what he's saying. If someone came in, if I was working at Burger King, someone came in and offered drugs,

it'd be like, done. It depends on what the drugs are. Well, yeah. So nice fucking black Afghani hash. Yeah. Yeah. What the fuck do you want to do? For the price of a Burger King meal, what's that cost?

Ten bucks. Ten bucks down there. Yeah. 15, 15 bucks. What's that deal they have that Randy's always going on about? Two for, two for 22. Two burgers, so you could eat definitely under 10 bucks when that deal's on.

Yeah. You guys know if this is real or not, this whole fucking thing going on with the Tennessee Titans quarterback? Don't even know what it is. With his role of us. What happened? Don't even know what it is. I don't know what's happening. Okay love us what I don't even know what it is what's happening okay well he partnered with Hellman's I guess the main a

company yeah okay and they just released will love us number eight perfume the mayonnaise what mayonnaise perfume yes there's a fucking commercial for it like What? Hmm? Mayonnaise perfume. Yes. There's a fucking commercial for it. Like is it real or is it just a joke? Must be a publicity thing. The world's going crazy with the perfume shit. Is that like a ladies perfume or a men's perfume? He just put it on himself.

So it's a cologne. The slogan is smell like greatness. Oh my jeez, it can't smell like fucking mayonnaise. If you went down to the Legion smelling like mayonnaise, like who's going home with you? That's the question. Somebody that really likes fucking mayonnaise, I guess. There's people that like mayonnaise, man.

Like lots of mayonnaise on their shit. Like I've dated a check. Apparently Hellmans was into him because during, when he was getting drafted, he said, one of the things he said was, yeah, I like to put a bit of mayonnaise in my coffee. Put a bit of mayonnaise in my coffee. Put a bit of mayonnaise in my coffee, and then he's got an endorsement deal.

Wow. You should put out a fucking clone, too, man. Simulation. There's fucking mayonnaise perfume now. Yeah, you know what? That doesn't seem fucking right. Simulation. That's a simulation.

That's the publicity thing, you guys. But you know what it is? People are going to buy it. If it smells like shit, at least they know. They're going to buy it to find out it smells like shit. They're like, oh, I got one of those. Mayonnaise smells nice, though, doesn't it? Or does it even smell like anything? No, man. It smells like eggs.

Fucking eggs, man. It's not, yeah. It's not... I don't know. It's delicious. It's not going to turn the ladies on. Maybe some of them. Yeah. Well, there's people that like to eat mayonnaise, you're right.

Your mother. It's very niche. Your mother likes it. What do they call those things, different phara-nomes? Phara- yeah, you're right. That's exactly what they are. Mayonnaise phara-mones. Fuck, this is something we should have did

a long time ago, never thought of. Built a rocket. No, this is something we should have did a long time ago, never thought of. Built a rocket. No, this is in Brazil. Inmates attempt prison break by disguising themselves as women during visiting hours. Black wigs, pink skirts. They almost fucking got out. But they looked horrible, I bet, did they? They didn't look great.

No, that's the thing. But it was a good idea. Four large muscular ladies. Because the thing is, you'll always do a second take at a good looking person, right? You're like, oh, that person's good looking. But you'll always do another take if someone's fucking horrible looking, right?

Whoa, whoa, you know what I mean? That's not very nice. I don't, yeah. Well, there's good looking and bad looking people, man. you know what I mean? That's not very nice. I don't, yeah. Well, there's good-looking and bad-looking people, man. They know it. Which class are you in? I don't give a fuck. I don't know.

I don't think about it. But there's some people that go out of the way. I think you've always classed yourself as exquisite. I'm just saying this. People that get tons of fucking plastic surgery and shit, right, like dudes even, right? And they want to look like Superman or something. You at and you be like double-taken more like Superman than you what I don't want to fucking Superman you wear your Superman

tights oh shit but I'm just saying there's other people and God love them they're not the they maybe can do something make themselves look better you know what I mean I have a get a haircut or shave or something I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. Where did you go Ricky? I don't know. Me too. Ricky went. What was I talking about? I don't know we're right out of it. I was just saying I was looking at these bad people looking people out there and you guys are giving me busted my nuts about it. We shouldn't be on camera, let's just leave it at that. We're right out of her. Right. What, Superman, right?

So that started from what? Were we talking about Mayonnaise and Superman? Yes. I think we went to the women prisoners. Oh yes, Superman and Mayonnaise. But I was talking people, I wasn't talking about just ladies, I'm talking about dudes and mays.

Just ladies. Superman does not like mayonnaise. How do you know? Because he likes kryptonite. I mean he doesn't like kryptonite, but mayonnaise is similar to kryptonite in its structure. Same chemicals. It's one molecule away from mayonnaise after saying it. Kryptonite has eggs in it.

No it doesn't. It's fucking molecule away from mayonnaise afters the... Cryptonite has eggs in it. No it doesn't. It does. Fucking shit, pops. Cryptonite has eggs in it, doesn't it? I thought it was like a green... Like a green rock. See, but because of this simulation, you can keep talking about this,

but people start talking about it, then they'll be like, hey, report, kryptonite does exist and it has eggs in it. Simulation. We should get some kryptonite. See if it works on you. Fuck, Bubs. You could be Superman's brother.

Yeah. Superman's brother. Look at that, man. No, man. Fucking, fucking fly, Bubs. Same body. Same body. Yeah, that'd be awesome.

Same body. We'd be so rich because unlike what he did, Superman saving people, I'd be fucking making money with my super powers. He'd be taking people for rides over the Grand Canyon. I'd be like, who wants some money? Do you see that vault over there? I could pick that up and bring it back and just smash it. Buster open with your laser eyes.

Just rip the door off with your super muscles. See, I wish super simulations... If there was a super... I can't fucking talk now, boys. You're short now. It's a simulation, man. It's a collection. I'm talking about things that I'm not supposed to be talking about. Your collection.

Manehays and Superman. Yeah. And the convicts. What else were we talking about today so far? Anybody remember? I'm going to change the subject. We've got to talk about something new. No, just wait. Can we recap anything before the Maynays and the Supermen and the Convicts? Don't remember anything. Can you name one thing we talked about? Burger King.

Burger King. Man, you're good at this. Okay. What about the Groundhog? I'm good at this. I'm good at this. I'm good at this. I'm good at this. and the Superman and the convicts. Don't remember anything. Can you name one thing we talked about? Burger King! Burger King.

Man, you're good at this. Okay, I'm ready. What about the groundhog in the machine? Oh yes, shitty the groundhog. Captain Custard is what's named him, actually. You know what, I just heard this story, but this poor fucker. Captain Custard.

This poor fucker, he gets a vasectomy, right? Who did? This dude. This is just the story I was reading. Anyway, five kids later, after the vasectomy, he decides that he's gonna sue the fucking clinic that did it. Something happened there, man.

They didn't do it. Yeah, they figured it. They missed one of his pipes. They cut the wrong tube. Cut the wrong pipe or they left the end open. What tube would they be cutting that they'd be like, okay, you're already cut this one. Well, you got your vast daffareines in there

and you got your, you know, the one that looks more like a spaghetti noodle. Your piss tube. Your piss tube. Maybe they cut his piss tube off. Sewed it to his vast daffareines. I don't even know what that would do to you, man. They might have just left the end off the fucking thing and it was coming out here and then jumping the gap and making its way into the tube.

Maybe. Don't know, man. If you ever were playing in a chess tournament, would you ever want to win so bad that you would kill your opponent? Depends on how much money. No, I'm not going to answer that. bad that you would kill your opponent depends on how much money no, I'm not gonna answer that No, I didn't say that Well this woman in Russia decided that's what she was gonna do how much was the four Didn't even say it was for anything. It was just a chess tournament. Mm-hmm. Just bragging rights

she Decided she's gonna to try to poison her rival. She smeared the chessboard and the other player's chess pieces with mercury. What? Jesus. How would you not notice that? It was all on surveillance. I don't know. Does mercury smell? Well, you can see it. You can't just smear mercury. Mercury, you can't. It would just be blobs. That's what I mean. It's like very, you can see it, you can't just smear mercury. Mercury, you can't, it would just be blobs.

That's what I mean, it's like very, you know. It's not like a fucking peanut butter that you can just spread around. It's like the Terminator guy, the liquid dude. Yes, he was made of mercury. He was Freddie Mercury's brother. He was liquid metal, man. Freddie Mercury was part mercury,

he was made 50% of Mercury. Simulation. That's why he could sing so well. He had Mercury coated vocal cords. Just like your mom. Just like my mom. All right, I don't understand the Mercury poisoning thing, but okay.

I didn't know it was a thing, but. Did she pull it off? Did the guys? Well, surveillance footage thankfully caught her, but yeah, it's kind of fucked up. Well, I don't think, that doesn't make any sense. Even if she managed to get mercury all over everything, you'd have to have like a big open wound

and you'd have to absorb quite a bit of mercury. I don't know, I'm not a fucking scientist. Just telling you what I fucking read and she tried to poison the bird. Terrible way to try to kill somebody. She's dumb and she should go to jail. Yeah. What would be a better poison to use?

Like an arsenic to it? Like the one they use in 24, Jack Bowers. Just as soon as you, remember the guy had a fake palm on and it was covered and then he went to shake the president's hand And it's if he had it just got it dead. I've never watched it 24 gonna watch the next time I go to jail. Oh my god I want the whole thing and binges season 1 of 24. You will not be able to stop Julian Oh good, cuz I guess I won't have anything and it takes 24 hours to watch it 24 hours to watch it, because there's 24 one-hour episodes.

It's in real time. The thing that blew me away, and I didn't know until later, was when they start writing that show, they have no idea how it ends or anything. I heard that. They just write it episode to episode. Like, that's kind of crazy.

I heard that. We met the writer, remember? Yep. Evan Katz. Evan Katz. Talented motherfucker. Evan Katz? I met that guy.

Yeah, well, when he was writing on 24, and when they start writing it, they don't even know how the fucker's going to end. They just start. It's crazy how they can time it out for exactly 24 episodes, not knowing. No, they're already shooting it halfway through the season. They still don't know the fucking final episode. I might have to watch it before I go to jail. Keith, for Southern, unbelievable.

Yeah, we did see him. Not that long ago, didn't we? Did we? Walking down, walking right by, I was sitting in the hotel lobby and he cruised right on by. And you went, hey, Kiefer. No, I didn't.

Here's my key. I was drunk and I should've. Here's my second room key. Come on up, we'll have some drinks, oil each other up. This is a fucking. Why would you other up. This is a fucking- Why would you say that, man? This is a weird one.

Why? A dangerous criminal wanted in the US for 20 years for killing a man in Ohio, was found working as a police officer in Mexico. Wow. He said, I just wanted to help the people of Mexico. They asked him why he did it. Well, he seems like a...

Now he's going back to Ohio to go to jail. Was the guy who killed a fucking asshole or something? Some sort of altercation inside a bar. He started in the bar, went inside, he fucking shot him in the face and killed him. Oh, he shot him. Accidentally? No.

No, on purpose, the ball. You can't do that and become a police officer. If he had to hit the guy and the guy fell and killed him. She has to probably go to jail for life. If he had to become a police officer first and then shot him in the face, he'd be fine. You can't do it the other way. Not really, Bubs.

How many police officers? He would get away with it if he was a cop. He would get away with it probably because he's got the ins, man. He's got like, you know, I don't know. He can hear the information. Get it in that order, he'd probably get away with it. He's on like America's most wanted.

They look for him for a little bit and then they just sort of gave up on him. And then this fucking cold cop, case cop guy. All he did was punch the guy's name into Facebook and pops up. He's a police user in Mexico. He's like, what the fuck? Wow.

That was easy. There's probably a ton of fucking cold case files like that, eh? Probably. I'm going to get away with it. Eric Estrada, remember him? Punk. Punk. Punk.

What's the name of punk on check? Ponch. Ponch. Oh, yeah. Ponchy. Punk. What's the name punk on church? Ponch. Ponch. Oh yeah. Ponchie. Punk. Eric Estrada, fuck he had nice teeth, didn't he?

His teeth were just gorgeous. Yeah, they were. Just gleam and gorgeous. Why would you say that, man? I was just thinking about them. Why were you thinking about Eric Estrada's teeth? Don't know. Don't know, I ain't, because that window over there, the window is so white and perfectly formed and

shiny. I just pictured that was Eric Estrada's mouth. Right out of her voice. Are you attracted to Eric Estrada? No. His teeth? I think his teeth are... That's what I meant.

Handsome. If I was going to get a new set of teeth and you could order them from anybody, put the fucking Eric Estrada's in me. Alright. Fuck, I'd be driving around smiling, waving to people. Who else is known for their nice teeth? Lots of people. Like who? Jim Carrey.

Jim Carrey has beautiful teeth. They aren't beautiful though, are they? No, they're big. They're big. Big. Remember you called, what's his name? Rain Maida. Rain Maida.

Rain Maida from Our Lady Peace, he called him, what'd you call him? Big Tooth Jim Carrey. Big Tooth Jim Carey one night. How did he take that now? Well, Rain made a nose karate. Yeah, he decided to break out some karate moves and he smashed his fist through my closet doors. Oh, did he?

Yes. And then we had to go on a mission on a Sunday to find... Glue? We made, to match the paint and the varnish, we used... It was like a beige. It was a beige paint. We didn't want to get filled, so me and Ricky took the broken pieces and we got them all sort of back reassembled and then we made a concoction using Elmer's glue and Kaluha. And liquid paper, wasn't it?

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Elmer's glue, liquid paper and Kaluha and I mixed up, wasn't it? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Elmer's glue liquid paper and Kahlua, and I mixed up, you know. I was there. Like an artiste, I mixed it up, got them color matched, and we got them in and glued them and painted it with the Kahlua. Never get charged.

Never get charged. And then, Rain and I, I was gonna fight with a few French dudes at the lobby, in the lobby, when they were checking in. They were drunk. Really? Yeah, he, Rain didn't wanna go. But you did.

It's fucking right. Superman, what up? Fucking dicks. Shut the fuck up. All right, moving on. Superman, what up? We're gonna do a PAS. What's that?

Public announcement service. It's about lithium battery banks. All right. If you have a dog, don't fucking leave a lithium ion battery bank lying around because in Tulsa, this dog got ahold of one, chewed the fuck out of it and started a fire and burnt the fucking house down. Did the dog survive?

Thankfully, two dogs and a cat survived through the dog door. Any humans dead? No. Okay. Disappointed? Well, I never thought about that, but that is dangerous. Fuck, man, can you imagine? Because I leave those fucking things around all the time.

I don't have a dog, thank God. Because if you puncture one, she fucking, she can burst. Really? Oh, yeah. I don't believe that fucking bad, man. Yes, sir. Volatile. That's why there's so many e-cars getting on fire,

catching fire, right? E-cars getting on fire, catching fire, right? E-cars? I mean, electronic cars. Electronic cars? EV cars. EVs. Electronic cars. EVs. Not electric. You know what I mean, Gloves. Electric? Electric. Simulation. Simulation would have electronic cars.

They would? Wouldn't it? Mm-hmm. See, you got born on the August the 23rd. Anybody good? Gene Kelly. Oh. Julian, like Gene Kelly from Singing in the Rain.

Yes. Kelly from Singing in the Rain. Keep it going, how about who else? Oh, fuck Les Nessman. Richard Sanders. I love Les Ness rain. Keep it going, who else? Oh, fuck, Les Nessman, Richard Sanders. I love Les Nessman. Fucking Keith Moon, Jesus. Keith Moon, we're listening to the O tonight.

Rick Springfield. I didn't know he was Australian. Rick Springfield? Yeah. Australian. Yeah, Jesse's girl. Remember you used to argue with me that his name was Rick Springsteen? Yeah.

Shelly Long? Yay, nay? Back in the day, yay. Shelly Long. Mm-hmm. Who's that now? Cheers. That's what I thought.

Yeah. You know what's fucked up? I was thinking we fucking wish all these people... Confucian guy, Chris Potter. All these people have a birthday every year. It's been years we've been doing this. To the same peoples, we should get like a montage of... All these people have a birthday every year. It's been years we've been doing this. To the same peoples, we should get like a montage of eight years. No, but it is not because Fridays are on different year every year.

We've probably repeated a couple of them. We have repeated quite a few. It's our player from Stone Temple Pilots, Dean. Glenn Healy. Glenn Healy. Who's that now? Hockey. That's Danny.

There was a Glenn Healy, wasn't there? River Phoenix, poor fucker. River Phoenix. What a shame. Fuck, he was a good actor. I just watched Stand By Me the other day. I love this guy's name. Shifty Shellshock. The fuck's his deal?

American musician, crazy town. Shifty Shellshock. What the fuck's his deal? American musician, crazy town. Shifty Shellshock? Yep. Isn't that the nickname you used to give your wife? Ah, oh man. Boys, the last one. Kobe Bryant. Fuck!

That was sad. Very sad. That sucked. Don't fly in the fog. All right. In a chopper. So are we doing, we're in Toronto tonight, right? We're in Toronto for the whole fucking weekend.

The whole weekend. So are we gonna go? We're going right from here to the airport right now. Are we bringing mushrooms? You're allowed to fly with mushrooms, right? No. Well, you can. Oh, you can. You can fly with anything you want if you get away with it.

All right, Ricky, bring a bunch. Take at least three of these filled with mushrooms. Three what? Cassette cases? Yeah, man. Where did these come from? Mixed tapes. Best Skid Row, White Snake, and Stoner Jams.

Look at that. Stoner Jams. I just got a new cassette player. To be, we already did this, didn't we? We did this, okay. Today's fucked up, boys. Today's like a, there's a glitch in the simulation for sure because my brains are fucked.

We shouldn't be on here. Brain, I mean. I just said I do. How are we gonna fucking function at Comic-Con here? Or Fan Expo. We have to take pictures and things taken tonight. Fan Expo, we're heading there right now. Come down if you're in Toronto.

Toronto Convention Center, Fan Expo Canada. We're gonna be there in about two hours right out of her. On mushrooms. Yeah, what was I thinking about mushrooms this weekend? It's probably not the right weekend to do that. No, it is the right weekend. We're going to take them before we leave, before we get on the plane, we're taking them.

I'm not taking mushrooms. Two grams each. Before I get on an airplane. Yes, we are. Willingly or unwillingly. That's right. What time are we there? Like soon.

Yeah, like in two hours. Come down everybody, we're right out of her already and we're going to drink on the plane. These guys are gonna do mushrooms right before we take off. So is he. No, I'm not. All right, we'll see you there. Hopefully you won't look like cartoons to us or... Hopefully you will.

I think they will man. It's a fan expo. Oh, I bet you there's gonna be a Pikachu come up to the table. Can't wait. C-H-E-A-R-S. To watch the video, park after dark, go to SwearKnot.com to the table. Can't wait. C-H-E-A-R-S.