Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 14 - Poke 'Em Up Yer Booboo

Episode Date: August 29, 2022

Back to the crack: Randy's here with some National Toilet Paper Day facts you didn't wanna know! Discover Julian's favourite long-necked animal (and no, it's not a fuckin' swan), a bacon-busting business idea, and Randy's seasonal sex toy veg picks!

I'm sad, guys. I'm sad. I'm fucking mad, guys. I'm sad because Bubbles' cat Stumpy, he's not well. That's why he's not here. Anyway, I'm here, but I'm just still a little bit sad. Why are you here? Because Bubbles is looking after his kitty, Stumpy.

I think he puked three times last night. We got to fucking do this thing with him again? I'm not doing it again with him. Fucking two weeks in a row, are you kidding me? Fuck. You're doing it yourself, Randy. Just keep talking. Tell people some shit that they can learn.

Well, Julian, you know, today I did have some time to look it up. Today is National Toilet Paper Day, 26th of August. Toilet paper right there. What the fuck does that even mean? I even brought, Ricky, I brought you a roll. Yeah, but what does it mean? Why is it toilet paper day? Don't even think about shitting in my trailer.

Toilet paper is celebrated because before that, people used to just use their hands. And now there's toilet paper and it comes in a roll instead of... What do you mean they used their hands? Well, they didn't have paper, so they used their hands. And then they just... Did they use fucking leaves and shit? Well, then if you got poison ivy, you know, you get this itchy bum.

That's what happens. But there's certain ways you're supposed to wipe. You're not supposed to go back to front with the toilet paper because then you can get different, what do you call it, bacteria in different places. It's not supposed to go. What the fuck are you talking about? Because you pull when you, if you wipe from the back and you pull it towards the front. Who fucking pulls it towards the front?

Have you ever done that? I don't. I go the front to the back. Sir, you go back to the crack. That's what you do. Back to crack. Do I really need it? I'm going to fucking kill Bubbles.

Great thing about toilet paper rolls is you can use them like as an echo machine. Hello. Hello, Ricky. I can't do it. Ricky. I can't can't do this is what our life has come to ricky talking about wiping your ass well it's national toilet paper day julian what else like what else do you know who day fuck i know lots of shit randy all right well tell us here i just i welcome people to this fucking pad That's what this is?

Yeah, welcome to the shit show with Fuckface. It ruins everything. Dealing with you hungover is not fun. The fuck over here. Get... Don't. Don't let that underneath your drink, and then it won't get a...

It's like a coaster. Look. You touched my fucking drink, Randy. Julian. I'm not in the mood for you. Alright, I'm starting to cheer up a little. So Stumpy's fucked, is he? Stumpy.

Poor Stumpy. So what's the problem with him? He's shitting himself or puking all night? He was puking. Yeah. Well, how old is Stumpy? Stumpy's, what, 15 or something? He probably just ate something fucked. He's probably just close to death, man. I'd say. He's old.

How old do cats live? They can be 20, can't they? He's got that little tail on him, that Stumpy tail. I think he's on his way out. Yeah, well, they got nine lives, Julian. I don't know why they say that. It's a free range, don't they? Aren't they supposed to just walk away?

Or is that dogs? Dogs, when they die, they just walk away? They go in the woods, yeah. But why do cats have nine lives? Where did that come from? Because they're dumb. And so are you. That's not true.

It's just the same, man. Cats don't have nine lives. It's just, it's... Is it reincarnation? I don't... That's not... It's's just it's is it reincarnation i don't that's not because they're fucking dumb and they do stupid shit and they almost die because they do lots of shit like you i've seen squirrels fall out of trees and then they still live oh my god yeah freaking squirrels all right speaking of animals here's here's some things, you guys. I'm going to teach you something about giraffes.

Okay, they're the tallest animals in the fucking world. Guess what color their tongues are. Black. No. Pink? No. How about they're black? Green.

No. Julian, we're not going to guess. I know they eat lettuce, but... The fuck? They don't eat lettuce. They eat trees. They don't eat lettuce, man. not going to guess. I know they eat lettuce, but... The fuck? They don't eat lettuce. They eat trees. They don't eat lettuce, man. They would eat lettuce.

Yeah, but I've fed the fucking cocksuckers lettuce. Yeah, they can... Well, they probably like lettuce, but they don't naturally fucking eat lettuce, man. Yeah. They eat trees. The leaves. I think that they're also distant relatives of the brontosaurus.

Oh, my fuck, Randy. Because the brontosaurus. You know what? You're a distant relative of a fucking stinky old, big, obese fucking brontosaurus. No, no. We're meat eaters. All right. Okay.

Probably T-Rex kind of. I've got short arms, so I look like a T-Rex kind of. You look like a beluga whale. Beluga? Yeah. It's a beluga. Anyway, a fucking giraffe's tongue is purple. Here we go.

Purple! Everybody's learned something. It's purple. It's got to be darker. It's fucking dark purple. Their heads are so high up, they're like eating, hit like this, yum-yum-yum-yum, eating the leaves. The sun is beating down on their fucking giraffe heads.

That's why their tongues are purple, because it doesn't get, you know, UV rays and shit, man. It blocks it. They got horns or antlers? What do they got? They got two little things. Years?

No, they got two little prongs, little horns. They do have ears and they have horns, okay? They got something, yeah. They also can stand up after like 20 minutes of being born, so they're great fucking animals. They're probably one of my favorite animals now.

But I think all animals in the wild can because they're predators, Julian. Not all fucking animals, Randy. Yeah. Rabbits can stand immediately. How the fuck do you know? I saw them. When? Where?

Mrs. What's her name? Mrs. McDonald? What about her? She had a little cage full of rabbits. Do you eat rabbits? I've had rabbits, yes. Okay, why don't you go find one and fucking kill it and eat it.

No. Get the fuck out of here. No, no, these are different rabbits. We're talking about its stands? Yeah, they stand up. When? As soon as they're born. Really?

Yeah. Do they hop? No, they roll up. When? As soon as they're born. Really? Yeah. Do they hop? No, they roll a bit first. Rabbit roll. I woke up late today. I haven't had nearly enough of this in my system and no edibles today. Get her in you, Julian. What?

Get it in you. I need to do something stronger than liquor and edibles to deal with this fucking clown. You need wheelchair weed. You guys don't care what time of the day it is. Doesn't matter if it's early or late, you party. What the fuck is this? I don't know. I was too...

I tried to look it up last night. I was too fucking big. You know what it is? It's a mirror. Take a look. Julian, that's a freaking pig, for friggin' sakes. Got him. Julian? It's weed games.

Yeah, I'm a pig. For people who never get stoned. Except when they do. Well. That could be a good game. That is the stupidest fucking thing I've ever seen in my life. What is the sense of this game, Rick? All right, moving on.

You guys are fucked. I don't know if I like this game. I was reading about this gang. They're in, uh, where the fuck are these idiots? I like games that you don't have to read. They're somewhere, where the fuck are these idiots? I like games that you don't have to read. They're somewhere over, over that way,

across the pond. Anyway, oh, they're in India. It's a gang runs fake police station right next to the real one. For eight months they pulled this off.

It's a what? They had, there's a cop station. This gang opened up a fake police station like right down the street in a hotel. And then people were coming in, paying fines and shit.

Smart move. They made a lot of money. Parking tickets. Parking tickets, all kinds of shit, man. They were bringing people in for questioning. Bless you, Julian. See, I'm fucking getting sick, boys. Don't sneeze on me.

You know, I think I'm allergic to your fucking, to you, man. No. Like, yeah, seriously. What's that cologne you have on? I think that's just sweaty. I don't wear cologne. I just use different soaps that I get. What kind of soap?

Well, whatever. I get, I get. Fucking stinks, man. I get different soaps from the hotels. Smells like ass, roses, and sweat. Is it the toilet paper? Toilet paper smells a bit. I just thought a wee from my hose in the bathroom.

So their defective sex toys are now being recycled into fashionable shoes. If you need something to do with all your sex toys, Randy, you can recycle them now. It's called Plastic Soul, and they have white and black, 130 bucks, and they look fucked, in my opinion, but... Where did that idea come from? Don't know. Do you have a collection of sex toys? No, I use vegetables.

Jesus Christ. What kind of vegetables do you use? Do we really need to know? The people want to know. I don't. The slender type. But you just, you start with something small. Vegetables are disgusting. What kind of vegetables do you use? Do we really need to know? People want to know. I don't. The slender type. But you just start with something small, and then you work your way up.

Well, baby carrots are nice. You start off with baby carrots. You work your way up? Well, it depends. To what? Well, sometimes you want to feel different things, Julian. Like work your way up to what? When's the last time you put your little finger in your boo-boo?

Never. In my, don't, Randy, in my what? Your boo-boo. My boo-boo? Yeah. What the fuck am I, two? Yeah. Jesus Christ.

You call it your boo-boo? Who calls it a boo-boo? You call your thing a pee-pee. I want to fucking smash you in the face for saying that. Julian, you need to spread your wings. Okay, so you work your way up to your boo-boo. So what are you up to? And how many breaths? Depends on the day and the time of the year.

Okay, so it is... Wintertime, things are a bit... You're colder, so you're clenchier. So that's when the baby carrots come out. Well, it just depends. You just start poking them in there in your boo-boo. Sometimes it's... And you should put them in hot water, just a glass of hot water.

Not boiling, just warm. Why? Because then you have warm things in your boo-boo instead of cold. Don't call it boo-boo. Well, what do you want? You don't want to put cold things in. Unless you could use an ice cube. Okay, so right now, it's August.

What is going up there? I'm not, Julianian this is not something that should be on your no it's not pit or your no but i'm just you're saying you work your way up so i mean you've been working your way up your entire life i can give you a detailed list i'll give you a good list for you to start i could teach you just like you taught me to work out not massive julian Were those English ones? Well, they're a bit better than the regular ones from the valley. Those ones are thick.

Did they ever break off? That's something I don't want to talk about. Banana? Bananas, but, well, bananas have different stages of life. Yes, they do. Sometimes. You don't want to use a banana once it starts turning sugary. I don't even want to know, but I do. I don't know. Sugary.

Well, you know, when you get, they get all the, the dark spots on them. Too soft. They get too softer. Yeah. Then it's... You guys ever hear of that site, Only Fans? Yeah, I have. All right. Do you guys ever hear of that site, OnlyFans? Yeah, I have. All right, do you need a manager to help you set something like that up? You might make some money. No.

If you get it with the fruits and vegetables. I'm not going to do that, Julian. Why not? Because there's certain things that shouldn't be done. 50-50 split, and I will buy the vegetables. No, no. All right? No.

Get a couple gourds in there, make it a gourd week. You get some vegetables, though, and I'll tell you how to do it. I don't. And get some olive oil because it's healthy. But make sure it's the real stuff, not the fake olive oil. All right, I got this thing going on. This is a good business whoever thought of the over in china they got some pretty smart fucking people over there doing some

good shit like some business shit which i i don't know if it'd work here but they you know how there was like a shortage of bacon sometimes right because of the pigs i hate that because there's like over a gun or something there's a big swine flu or something killed off all the pigs. They had to kill them. This is what they're doing. The Chinese, they're building fucking pig hotels. Wow. 20-stick, six-story buildings filled with pigs.

I don't get it. But why do they need a hotel? Why don't they just make... It's really like a barn, isn't it? It's like a massive massive building here man what they got beds for them in there i don't know if they got beds man but this thing is like this is like check this thing that's a lot of bacon's expensive it can't be a hotel jewel you go to the waffle house or something you buy like an extra order of baking you're paying

like five bucks think about it that's a hope's a pig hotel. It looks more like just a big pig. I should collect and fucking rent from that. They can't pay. It looks like a hotel, but pigs don't make money. It's probably because they don't have fucking acres and acres of land. Exactly. It's real estate, man.

They don't have acres of land in China? Not in the fucking thickest shit. Oh, so that's a city? If you're going to build a farm in downtown Halifax, you're going to have to build up. Must fucking smell like... Probably smells like...

Shit. Smells like pig shit. Smells pretty. Well, pig farms are pretty fucking rank. It looks like they got ventilation on that, Julian. Of course they got fucking ventilation, you dumbass. They probably got like pig troughs where they'd shit in and piss in. It goes down and goes out to the ocean.

Look at all the land around it in that picture. There was all kinds. This is one massive set. See, that's not a hotel. It looks like a factory. It doesn't look like a hotel. It's a factory, all right. It's a bacon-making factory, man.

Pork chops. Oh, yeah. This actually looks way cleaner than a fucking firm. So that's what you want to do is open up a pig hotel? Well, I'm thinking we get like a duplex, right? We start small, get the duplex. We get two sides. We live in one half where we get someone to live there

and take care of the pigs in the other half. Just don't do it in Sunnyvale, Junior. I'm not going to do it in fucking Sunnyvale. How long does it take a pig to get bacon size? Bacon size? Probably about, I don't know, a year or so. Just keep feeding the motherfuckers. I don't know the answer, Ricky. Duplex full of pigs. I don't know.

You haven't told me on it yet. Pigs are easy to get. Go steal a bunch of pigs, they fuck like crazy. Some little pigs, the little pigs are as smart as dogs, I guess. Little pigs. People have them as pets and stuff. Yeah, man. I wish you were as smart as a pig.

I'm as smart as a pig. You're not even close to being as intelligent as a pig. I just told you about the giraffes. What did you tell me about the giraffes, Randy? I think their ancestors are brontosaurus, remember? Because they got the big necks. So fucked. They don't really look anything like a fucking brontosaurus.

No, but we don't either, really. You think, Randy? We don't. We don't look like fucking dinosaurs. Brontosaurus. Revelation. But that was millions and millions of years ago. Actually, though, alligators are still around.

And sharks. Yeah, they're like prehistoric kind of animals. You can see that. But a giraffe does not look like a brontosaurus, man. Except for the fucking neck. That's what I'm talking about. The neck. America's best m'm talking about, the neck. America's best mullet contest is over today.

No way. Who won? I don't know. Everyone's got to vote online. There's some fucking crazy mullets, man. I was looking at some of the pictures of the kids categories. Holy fuck. Aggressive.

I wish they had that when we were kids. We had the fucking greatest mullets. Yeah. Mullets were cool back in the day, man. Yeah, they're coming back, I think. Might be time to let the hair grow. The back hair. Yeah.

I've got real back hair. Yeah, you got a back mullet. Yeah. But that's okay. That's a sign of high testosterone. No, it's like an animal. But that's okay. That's a sign of high testosterone. No, it's like an animal. It's a sign of Randy.

Like a fucking bear. I heard something, too. I don't know if I was telling you this, Julian. You know how the purple tongue of the giraffe? Yes, Randy. If you want higher testosterone, you should sun your nuts and your anus and taint. What? Yeah.

You should what? Go and get suntan on your bum, on your boo-boo-boo-boo. Don't call it, don't call it. That's enough of that. And that's what you do. But it goes straight. For men, it's really good for us. So how many guys are you going around saying this to?

No, I read it. You get the red dress and you go out with a camera. I don't tell anybody. I just wanted to tell you. You say I don't tell anybody i just wanted to tell you you say i don't i don't i don't entertains but you got to be careful don't do it too long because that skin is very fragile how long do you 10 minutes 10 minutes that's long enoughosterone. And then, yeah, because apparently we lose it as we get older. Of course you do. So there you go. Get out there, Julian. I don't need to sunbathe in the fucking noon, Randy, okay?

Never try it. You got to try it. Keep your mind open. So is that what you do if you get like a big night of working at the drive-thru? You spend the whole day sunbathing in your goggles? No, no. And you're like a big night of working at the drive-thru you spend the whole day Sunbathing your car no, no, you're all ready to get her gone for the night then you need ice Eat ice ice for what yes for bruising Bruising yeah from suntan. No all night at working at the drive from working

You get bruised right from working at the drive-thru? There's been some shit talk today that I really wish I hadn't been talking. Well, here, bring your list in there. I don't have anything great. I got, apparently, there's this new beer ice cream that came out that tastes like a dive bar. It's got Miller High Life beer, peanut swirl in it, tobacco smoke flavor.

What? Caramel and chocolate tip, in it, tobacco smoke flavor. What? Caramel and chocolate dipped in. It's 5% alcohol. So it's basically vanilla ice cream dipped in an ashtray. That's what it tastes like. I guess it tastes like a dive bar. I'd like to try it, but I don't think we can get it here. They said your mom tasted like a dive bar, Randy.

Is that true? No, that's not true. But I do remember that back, way, way back when everyone could smoke everywhere and no one cared. I'm going to smoke. Donuts from Tim's

would even taste like smoke. Back, way back, way back. Yeah, they did, man. You're right. It was, there was so much smoke. And then when we went,

went to some of the bars, boy, there's so much smoke. Those low-hanging bars. Remember going to like, like the bingo alleys? Remember we had a little bit of business going on there? That fucking, that bingo. A lot of those people are probably dead now.

Yeah. Used to hang out there a fucking week. Fucking cigarettes, man. I'm telling you, things have changed. Well, that's good. Then there was this other dude. I think he was in Pennsylvania. Things have changed. Well, that's good. Then there was this other dude. I think he was in Pennsylvania.

He got arrested for... He was buying stolen body parts... off Facebook. Stolen? You can buy some weird shit on Facebook, but body parts is a... It's a fucking gross one. Yeah, they got, like, a gg thing. I don't know what Facebook was.

Like, a gg thing? Market place? Market or something, yeah. You can buy body parts. No, you're talking like really insects or some crickets for people This one woman in Arkansas was so fucking five gallon buckets with different body parts and not human Yeah, this guy bought a bunch of get arrested He's got a frig he's having $50,000 of bail, but why would you even search that? What the frig? He's out on $50,000 with bail, but why would you even search that? What the fuck are you doing with them?

Because you're a fucking serial killer that doesn't want to go to jail. So you're just going to order them up on Facebook. Somebody's arm. She was stealing them from a fucking university or something, I think. Oh, I see, for science. Yeah, they keep them in those big pickle jars. Fuck. That, you know, like... Pickle jars.

Yeah, the formaldehyde, whatever, whatever. Formaldehyde? Yeah. And then you can just look at... I wish we could put you on a fucking big-ass tub or something filled with that shit. Julian. What? Seriously.

You'd be dead then. Well... I wonder how much body parts sell for. Not that I want to get into that business, but... Might be something to look into. You could probably use a new liver. Why? Because it's fine.

You drink every day, dude. Not excessively, though. That's when you... You drink a bottle every freaking day. In moderation, it's not a bad thing. Everything in moderation's not bad. You might need new lungs, Ricky. All the smoking you do.

Maybe. I could probably use a new stomach. You need a new brain. How much are lungs? I'm working on that one first. I think we'll go on that American thing and find out. Lungs. Probably need your blood type, I think.

Somebody put them in. Someday we're going to be just like mechanics, guys. We're treated like cars. You need something, you get it. I hope so, Randy. I think you can assume you'll be able to grow that shit, can't you? Aren't they, like, growing ears on you and shit? Like, they put, like, right on your arm.

They have, like, an ear growing on it. Arm ear? Is that happening? They're growing. They cut it off. Like, you have someone that put, like, right on your arm. They have, like, an ear growing on it. Arm ear? Is that happening? They're growing. They cut it off. Yeah, they're growing some shit. I don't know what. They're doing all kinds of crazy shit, man.

See, that's why we need Bubbles here for her. Because he'd be like, yeah, they do it, and that's happening. Bubbles is very smart. You're correct. He's a smart guy. Yeah, you're not a good fill-in. You're, like, way at the other end of the fucking spectrum. Well, I just, I add little things like the toilet paper.

Yeah, but still, what the fuck is toilet paper day? It's used. Where are they celebrating toilet paper? Is it like a fucking parade? I guarantee you when people see this, everyone's going to go, yep, I love toilet paper. But there's nothing, you just say it's toilet paper day, you've got to tell people why. Like what happens. That's what this is about, man. You've got to tell people why. Like what happens. That's what this is about man.

You've got to teach people shit. Is everybody supposed to do as much as they can today? It must be because it was discovered today or something. Discovered today. Or made today.

I don't know. Years ago. Anyway Julian I don't have all the answers but I wonder if it's on sale everywhere probably. Definitely.

I don't think it's on sale everywhere. Probably. Definitely. I don't think it's on sale, boys. Just because it's toilet paper day doesn't mean it's on sale. They're not doing that. There's always toilet paper on sale, Julian, somewhere. Some different types, though. Oh, they got like little washing machines for your fingers now, huh? Isn't that something? What?

You stick your fingers in this little washing machine and it washes your fingers off. I don't know if that's for like just COVID stuff or just for finger banging or something. I don't know what it's for. So it doesn't wash your hands. You're getting into your boo-boo, whatever the fuck you call it. Yeah, you could probably use one of those. Yeah, you could probably definitely. We're going to get one for you, Randy. That sounds fucked.

It even looks like a little washing machine. That sounds like something Randy would invent. Yeah? I mean, no. If Randy had this thing, he wouldn't be sticking his fingers in it. I don't know what that is. You'd be sticking something else in there, which would probably be a good thing. It looks like a washing machine.

It looks like a... It does. It's a finger-banging washing machine. That's fucking stupid. Front loader. It's not stainless-banging washing machine. That's fucking stupid. Front loader. It's not stainless steel, though. Stainless would have been good. Randy, just please shut up.

Did you brush your teeth today? I think so. Did you work this morning? I work every day, Julian. I'm working right now. I'm talking your second job. No, no. Fair enough.

Your breath smells like ass for some reason. That's all. I'm just going to throw that out there. So please don't look this way. Great. Gross bastard. I don't think it does. Well, you know what, boys?

I'm not, I'm going to, right now, I'm never, ever doing a fucking podcast with this thing again, unless I'm at least an 8 out of 10. I think I'll have to second that motion, at least for a long fucking time. A long time. Well, maybe I won't do it then. Maybe. You'll do it.

You know? What else are you going to do? What else? Yeah, where's all your friends. You'll do it. You know? What else are you going to do? What else? Yeah, where's all your friends at? Who do you hang out with? Anybody? Like, seriously. Just because I've lost some friends doesn't mean that you have to bring it up.

Well, maybe you should stop being a dick, Randy, and you'll make better friends. I've lost them to death, Julian. How? What do you mean? What are you talking about? I'm not talking about it anymore. I don lost them to death, Julian. How? What do you mean? What are you talking about? I'm not talking about it anymore. I don't want to bring people down. Okay.

It's like the Lion King in the circle of life, and that's what happens. People are born, and then we pass on, and then there's a new king. Thanks for fucking turning this into a bright and cheery fucking podcast, Randy. Well, I think I was more cheerful than both you guys. You guys were kind of being dicks today. See, because we have to tolerate you.

You having to tolerate us is a big difference. You want to hang out with us. You didn't even thank me for the toilet paper. I mean, that's the big deal. Randy, thank you for the fucking toilet paper. Wrap it around you. Thank you for letting us know. Don't waste it.

Don't waste it. Don't waste it, Julian. What do you mean, Julian? You know, if it wasn't for you, we would have actually missed. Julian. We would have missed National Toilet Paper Day. Yeah, thanks, Randy. Here.

Julian. Julian. For Frank's sakes. Did you guys hear about the Los Angeles Dodgers reporter? He was at the Brewers game and the Brewer mascot slides down this great big fucking slide before the game,

so he decided he was going to do it. Broke his fucking wrist and six ribs. Broke his, doing what? Sliding down this big fucking slide at the Brewers game. Oh, my God.

So he went to hospital, came back and finished his fucking report in the fifth round. And the Dodgers won the game for him. Just a second. Let go of my fucking drink, Randy. Put that tape away. Give me the drink. I'll dump it.

That's the way you do that. You're going to fucking pay for it. I'm going to duct tape you and burn you. Put that tape away, Julian. I'm looking forward to this. Put it down. Put the fuck down. Same time we throw, you throw and I put it down. It's not fair.

Give me the fucking drink, Randy. Idiot. Don't spill my drink on your computer, Julian. See, it's a good thing for toilet paper. Just wipe this up. Asshole. For fuck's sake, Julian. This wasn't a very nice-

Don't put your shitty fingers on my fucking drink again, Randy. I swear to fuck. I wash my hands more than you. Yeah, cause you have to. Fucking gross bastard. Well, it's been something. So we didn't figure out what the fuck this was, did we? Nope, cause he fucked up our day. Here, get's been something. So we didn't figure out what the fuck this was, did we? Nope, because he fucked up our day.

Here, get this, Julian. For Christ's sake. You're lucky. Oh, man, this is like... There's 35 games in here. There's too much reading with that. Yeah, it's just too much. That's why I like games.

You roll dice and you just do it. I gotta games. You roll dice and you just do it. I got to go. I can't fucking believe that next week it's going to be fucking September. I know. So we're partying tonight. Don't come around us, please. This is the last weekend of August to party.

Yeah? Well, September's usually nice, though. All right, we're going to put a full weekend of partying. No, not you. And right, we're going to put a full week in of partying. No, not you. And let's get her going. So the next time you see us, we might be a bit hungover, but that's okay because we're going to be on a massive dose of edibles.

Thanks for tuning in to Park After Dark. Randy, get the fuck out of here. Happy National Toilet Paper Day. Happy National Toilet Paper Day.