Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 15 – Canadian Sniper

Episode Date: November 9, 2015

Today's guest is Canadian war hero and all-round badass Jody Mitic! He talks about his adventures in the army, and the injuries that changed his life. An unwelcome guest also shows up... but he's only had a coupla drinks! Episode 15 is brought to you by Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky.

How's it going, bubs? Are we going? I don't know. Why are you sitting way over there, man? Where's Julian? He's not here. What do you mean he's not here? I don't know. Why are you sitting way over there, man? Where's Julian? He's not here. What do you mean he's not here? I don't know. He doesn't fucking get to do these anymore?

I don't know. He told me he had to go down to the gym. He said he was going to the gym. There was a new type of muscle milk out or something that he wanted to try. You know what he's like when muscle milk. Well, why do I got to do it then? If he doesn't got to do it, I don't fucking have to do it. You're doing it, Ricky. You're fucking doing it. We got an awesome, awesome podcast here

today. Welcome. Welcome to the podcast. We are officially rolling. We're going to talk about Ballscapes too, because we were supposed to talk about that last week on the Halloween episode, and we didn't get to it. Nutscapes. What did I say? Ballscapes. Oh. Same thing. Nuts, balls, tomato, potato. So who's the sauce? You said, what's happening on the show today? We got an awesome show? You've been fucking giving me gears about not having

gas and cool gas. Well, I got a fucking... We had a couple cool ones, but a lot of the guests were shit. Who were the shit guests? Ricky? Randy. Well, I didn't buck Randy, for fuck's sakes. I didn't buck Randy. Why would I buck Randy? All right, anyway, who's this fucking awesome guest? Okay, we've got a fucking awesome guest today. He just caught a, put a buck out here. His name's Jody Mick. He's in the fucking Canadian military, sniper. Jody, come on out. a buck out here. His name's Jody Mech. He's in the fucking Canadian military sniper.

Jody, come on out. Come on out here. Look at this Ricky. Nice. Hey, what's going on? Good to see you. Hey, how's it going? Finally made it to the trailer perk.

There he is. This is a fucking real bonafide Canadian fucking war hero right there. Right on. What about a hero? Well, I disagree. I think you are. So that's the buck right there. Right on. What about a hero? Well, I disagree. I think you are. So that's the book right there.

That's right. Yep. When did this come out? Came out September 8th. It's been on the bestseller list since it came out. It's just about my story in the army, 20 years, and then what happened after I stepped on the landmine and lost my feet. But, you know.

God, his feet. His feet are gone. Wow. Okay. See that? there's the hardware right there that's both legs though here let him get a shot of that yeah see that so both of them are like that yeah see there's no way to fake that there's no way to yeah that's not cgi no that's the real deal there fuck i wish i was better at reading i'd like to read this fucking thing. I'll read it to you, Rick. You'll read it to me? Awesome, yeah.

I'll read it to you. That'd be nice. So tell us, you know, give me the... That's an awesome story. And you were a sniper, eh? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was the best job I ever had. I thought you were a medic.

No, his name's Middick. Middick. Middick. Middick. Oh, Middick. Jody Middick. No, my wife's a medic. Okay.

But she was one of the medics that helped save me. So you're not a sniper medic, you're just a sniper. No, my wife's a medic. Okay. But she was one of the medics that helped save me. So you're not a sniper medic. No, I'm just a sniper. Okay. Now I'm a politician. Holy fuck. Let's quit it. I'm on the City of Ottawa council. Oh, good. Hopefully you'll be a fucking good politician

because most of them are idiots and they're dicks. Well, come on. They're good guys. You probably won't use any of your sniping techniques. They told me I'm not allowed. You can't. I've had to upgrade my negotiating techniques. I can't call in airstrikes. It's a solid problem.

You can't blast other politicians. No, not recommended. That would be pretty awesome if you could. No, it wouldn't, Ricky. That would be a terrible fucking idea. It would be against democracy, Ricky. I guess. It would be a terrible idea.

So you were, so tell us the story, you know. Tell us the story. Which part? You were in, you started in where, Afghanistan? Well, I joined when I was 17. Yeah. We can fast forward to Afghanistan. And we went out one night for patrol.

And nothing we hadn't done before. And when we were walking, I was the last out of four guys, so three of my best friends in the world were in front of me. And we went from basically a farmer's field up onto a trail. And when it was my turn to get up onto the trail, I stepped on a landmine. Jesus, fuck. A little smaller than this thing. And it blew off my right foot and damaged my left foot so bad they had to take it off surgically.

But, you know, I survived. Like I said, one of the medics that helped save me was my wife, Alana. Was she your wife at the time or she became your wife? I wanted her number so bad I stepped on the landmine. He's just teasing. He's teasing. I fucking hope he is anyway. Otherwise, he's not.

No, it's my joke. I use it to make myself feel better. But it's pretty good. Life's been an adventure. You know, I got two kids now. I'm a counselor in Ottawa, and I get to hang out with you guys finally on your park. So how long were you over there? How long were you overseas doing the sniper thing?

The second time, like five months before I blew up. And then you did a full tour before that? Did a full tour before that, and I did another one in the Balkans before that. Jesus. Oh, man. So, you know, at 17, I joined the military, and that's where I wanted to be. And what made you want to become a sniper? Like, were you always good at shooting? I was a good shot, but, you know, sniping, shooting is just, that's the sexy part, you know.

A real sniper movie would be a guy looking through his binos for, like, four hours waiting for something to happen. Right. Eating peanut butter. Right. Because nothing ever happens when you want it to. Eventually you see a little movement, and then you're like, I got you, you dirty cocksucker. Yeah. Actually, usually we'd just call it an airstrike so we wouldn't give away our position.

Nice. So you've called in airstrikes, Yeah. Actually, usually we'd just call in an airstrike so we wouldn't give away our position. Nice. So you've called in airstrikes, obviously. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Can you just tell us how you can just do it? How would you do it? Like, if you want to. Well, you got to, first you got to see who's in the air, if there's anyone available.

So usually over there, there is a French or British or Dutch or American aircraft. Oh, so you can just call in whoever. If anybody's nearby, yeah, you say any any call sign uh you know is anybody in the area and then if someone says yes you say okay well i got a target for you you know uh five taliban uh at this grid and then they cut the bombs i'll have gps's on them now so you just give them the grid and they go confirm target and you say confirm in the best line cleared hot so when you say cleared hot that's when they hit the release button and they'll they'll either drop a bomb or they'll strafe

with their guns holy fuck yeah a lot of fun clear hot means fucking clear hot means we're going in it's going down it's going kicking some fucking ass against those fuckers that's good yeah man it was amazing best job i ever had. You know, I'd love to do it, do it again tomorrow if I could, but, you know. I actually went over to Afghanistan.

Did you know that? I went over and played for the troops in Kandahar. Yeah? How was it? It was unbelievable. Actually, I couldn't.

Did you eat the food? I did eat the food. Was it any good? Did you eat the food out of the bag? No, I didn't eat, no, I didn't eat any. Well, you didn't eat

the real food then. No, I ate food in the, like, you know't eat the real food then. No, I ate food in the, like, you know, the caft area or whatever they call it. You ate all the good food. The food I didn't get

because I was out there. So what would you eat? Just all fucking mush out of a bag? No, it's not mush but it's out of a bag. It's called a meal ready to eat.

Yeah. And how did you cook the cocksucker? You just, well, sometimes we didn't. We just put it under our armpit long enough

for it to warm up. But, you know, that's fucking crazy. That's true, too. When I was, I couldn't fucking believe, you know, the conditions and stuff that you guys endure over there. I was only there five days. I was ready to fucking shut her down. I know. I feel like a dick.

Like, I've never done anything. It's so fucking hot over there, Ricky. It feels like somebody's got a fucking blow dryer in your face. That would suck. And you can't get away from it. You're just like,

fucking cool me down. Yeah, that would suck. And I didn't have any of the, you know, well, I did. I went up to a... Did you leave Kandahar? I did. I went to a secret base.

Oh, you went to the secret base. I went to a secret base called Graceland. Definitely not that secret. No, way to go. Way to go, Bob. Oh, fuck. Now they to a secret base called Graceland. Definitely not that secret. No, way to go. Way to go, Bob. Now they're going to shut down Graceland.

You just gave it away. Fuck. Big fuck. Did I just fucking compromise? You just blew off sec. Off sec is ruined. JTF are probably

going to rappel in here any second now. Oh, fuck. Now I get it. We can bleep that out. Jesus, man, I'm going to have to get out of here if this is the way you guys operate. We can bleep that out. Jesus, man. I'm gonna have to get out of here if this is the way you guys operate. We can bleep that

out. I thought you said I'd be safe here. Oh, I'm hoping. Who the fuck is at the door? We can bleep that out. What? Oh, fuck off. Oh, what the hell is going on? Boys, what you got here? I heard you doing a secret radio

broadcast here today. It's not fucking radio. Is this Leahy? is Mr. Leahy. Drunk as fuck. The only person I've ever seen. Supervisor of this fucking park. What's your name, bud? Jody. Jody, eh?

You fucking do nice to him, too. He's a war hero. I don't drink anymore. He's fucking wasted. He's not wasted at all. Jody, Jody, Jody. Yes. What the fuck's going on?

Here, Leahy, have a drink. Sit down and have a drink. Well, you're busy getting drunk. This guy's fighting for your fucking freedom against those cocksuckers. Here's a drink to you, my friend. Well, all right, we can have a drink. Jody, Jody. Is this the way it's going to be?

Blowing off sick? We got this guy crashing the party? I don't want to piss the guy off. This is a book you wrote. He's awesome. He's a sniper in the Canadian military. I got one question for you. What's the longest, longest one you ever fucking popped, you think?

What's the distance? Me, personally, I didn't, I missed a guy at 2,500 meters, but my sniper got a guy. 2,500 fucking meters. That's two and a half kilometers away. You're trying to. The guy, sniper on my team, got a guy at 1,640 meters. Jesus, that's... That's crazy.

You think how far that is, right? It's more than a... Hey, listen. That's a kilometer and a half. We began shooting, but Rob was determined that with this turn of events, we should turn around, start chasing the Taliban back. Fucking Taliban. Yeah, suckers.

They call them Qalqaida, and they call them ISILs, and they call them ISIS. They got a lot of names. Fuck, suckers. They call them Kal-Kal-Ida and they call them Isles and they call them Isis. They got a lot of names. Fuck. Dicks. They're all dicks. Dickheads.

They call them dicks. He was pissed with me because he didn't have the C8. I told him that all he needed was a sniper rifle. It's fucking good.

Can I borrow this book? No, that's my fucking book. It's Randy. Randy and I. It's my book. Wait, listen. Gave it to me. I'll loan it to you when I'm done.

I don't remember reading it anyway. You're too fucking drunk. So where can people buy the... Where can people get the book? Chapters, Kohl's, Indigo. It's on Amazon.ca. It's... Where else is it?

It's at Walmart. And it's at Costco. Maybe some gas stations. It's on the bestseller list. Go out and get the fucking thing right now. It's called Unflinching. The Making of a Canadian Sniper. Look at that. It's on the bestseller list. Go out and get the fucking thing right now. It's called Unflinching, The Making of a Canadian Sniper. Look at that.

He's not a medic. He is a sniper. I can't wait to read that. My name is Medic, Ricky. And he's married to a medic medic. To a medic. No, she's just a medic. Is her name Medic?

Probably a medic now. No, her name's Gilmore. Well, that really, I can't even wrap my head around all that. That's stupid as shit, Ricky. You gotta get going. I gotta go, but you know. He's gotta get going now, he fucked up.

I got more questions for him. All right, thanks Bubbles. Jody, thank you. Thank you for, you know, thank you for your service. Fucking right, man. And for protecting us. All right, well, good to meet you, Lee, I guess. You're awesome and I am not.

All right, take care, guys. Fuck, I feel like an idiot. Right there, Jody made it. go get his book, Unflinching What a fucking awesome guy, not like you Listen, what the fuck have you ever done to protect anybody? Listen, I believe in the solidarity of the... Let me have that book Here

Don't fuck it up This beautiful thing looks so fucking handsome You know, because they're couples Yeah, she's handsome, he's a handsome fella I didn't really notice Don't fuck it up! This beautiful thing looks fucking handsome. You look at her, Bubbles. Yeah, she's handsome. He's a handsome fella. I didn't really notice. The sound continued. I started to reach down for my rifle

when I suddenly recognized the sound. It was fucking Halloween, Randy. It was the thin plastic being shredded. I looked down and realized that my Ziploc bag of toiletries was covered in massive blackheads, fucking bubbles, scary fucking shit-heads, bubbles, fucking shit-heads.

What are you on today? You've got fucking liquor in your veins, obviously. Is this Lickerman's liquor? This is the old Lickerman's liquor. That's who's sponsoring us on the podcast. Lickerman's old dirty Canadian whiskey. Show it to the... Does that mean

I get to... Do I get a little liquor? Party card game. Also sponsoring us. Who's that? Unfortunately, I actually got pictures of you on these fucking cards.

I like that. Yeah. Oh, is this cat food, Ricky? It's cereal. It's my fucking daughter's. I guess you can eat some of it.

Well, guys... Look, there's a nice picture of you getting fucking wasted. I tell you, I need a little... If you guys are continuing to believe the broadcast, I would like to have my payment in my comments. If that's okay with you. You're not gonna be on the fucking thing. For the people who can't see this right now,

some people can only hear it. The people on swearingat.com can see it. If you can't see it and you're only listening, Lee's got about a four-inch diameter piss stain on his pants. It should be all dry, Puddles. How much have you had to drink today? It's fucking 11 a.m. This is a podcast, is it?

We're on a podcast right now. What the fuck is a podcast, Puddles? It's kind of like a radio show, except it's not put out over the radio. It's put out over the Internet. You got a license? I don't need a fucking license. You need a license to fucking broadcast in the radio bands of the world?

I'm not. Why do you have to be so fucking mean and such an asshole? Can you just let us have fun and do this thing? Bubbles loves doing it, and we do it for him. Julie doesn't give a fuck. He's not here, and I wish I wasn't here either. But please. Where is Julie? Here, let's pretend that you're the guest.

Maybe you could be the guest today. Today on the podcast, we have James Leahy, drunk trailer park supervisor of the Sunnyvale Trailer Park, severe alcoholic. Mr. Leahy, how are you doing? Doing 10 out of 10, Bubbles. How drunk are you today, sir? I'm off liquor.

No, he tried to tempt me with little liquor mints, but I haven't had a drink. In how long? About, what, 20 minutes? I just pretend. Here's what you do. Here's how you do it. You go like this. And you suck the air out of the bottle like this. And you let it back in. And it bugs and buggles and people. Oh, so you didn't just have a big snap of the record there. That was just... No, that's the truth.

Knock, knock. Who was there? Juno. Juno. Juno, I can get a little drinky-poo around here. You want to hear one of my cleaner jokes? What did the janitor say when he popped out of the closet? Supplies!

Jesus Christ. That's a cleaner joke, get it? Yeah, I get it. Holy fuck. Holy fuck. He's a real fucking comedian. Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's not fake fucking bubbles.

That's ridiculous. Okay. All right. Okay. Are you fucking kidding me right now? Also, for those that can't see what's happening, Leahy is just finishing... Oh, my...

Just... Fuck! There he goes. He's just finished almost three-quarters of a quart of fucking Leckerman's old dirty Canadian whiskey. How the fuck are you still alive? How do you do that? Keith Richards can't do that.

Nobody can do that, Bubba. Nobody. It's impossible. And you did it without getting a liquor surge too. Or even spilling it. That's impressive. You want me to do a wrap around? Well you got no more liquor in it now. I think I'll use another bottle Bubba. What's in that bottle? That's beer there. I don't think you want that, do you?

I hate beer. Beer tastes like fist metal. Uh... Holy fuck. I haven't seen this baby in a long... I'm on a podcast. This is my Gary Furcon cast, people. It's gonna be a long fucking day today, Sunnyvale. Listen, Ricky, your eyes aren't all red and puffy like they usually are because you're stoned or you're shit-try. You keep losing it when you do your little podcast here.

Do you, Ricky? I am normally pretty fucked up right now. I'm actually waiting on some hash to be delivered. You're waiting on some hash to be delivered. And you say that in the fucking air. And you're gonna bring the shit in the heat right in the fucking Sunnyvale. Fuck talking about Joe. And you leave this shit on the table.

What the fuck is that, Ricky? What is the fuck in that? And joints and everything. Look at fucking five people make your choice. And this, you know what that is? This is a fucking piece of shit, Randy. You guys are fucked. You guys are fucked.

I just want to point out. That's why you're not allowed to have a fucking broadcast in the center of your trailer park because fucking ISIS will come here and the whole language of the country will come here and they'll shut the whole fucking thing down.

I just want to point out when you arrived here, you were somewhat calm. I wasn't. I was upset. You were somewhat calm and respectful. Then you chugged

almost three quarters of a quarter liquor and now look at you. You're a fucking asshole. You're all calm and respectful. Then you chugged almost three quarters of a quarter liquor, and now look at you. You're a fucking asshole. You're all fucking revved up, throwing things. It was watered down. It was watered down. You know, fucking watered down. Smoke a joint, calm the fuck down.

Do you know what not scaping is? No, actually. Yeah, I saw some suck nape. I don't want to talk about this with him here. Suck nape is when you see a nice little scene like the Statue of Liberty, and you fucking put your camera under there and get your body, and you get your cobs. That's all it is, fellas.

It's ballscapes. Right? And that's because the Blue Jays were fucking wicked out of the kicker car. And that's why they're fucking doing it. It's a play. They beamed fucking, they beamed them down. And fucking, like, and missed the batter. And it cut the fucking umpire.

And he called a fucking thing a strike. It wasn't a fucking strike. We should be fucking playing the Royals, buckles. You were fucking violent. You guys did shit. And you know what? Here's what he, oh, look. That was, like, weeks ago.

What the fuck is he talking, where are you going? You don't want to talk about ball skates? I got to have a piss. Don't fucking piss in my trailer. Piss outside. Jesus, Murphy. He chugged that fucking thing. Chugged it.

I was going to fucking drink that later. I was too. I was going to have a drink that later. All right. Well, it's been an interesting podcast so far. One cool guy, one fuckhead. I feel like we haven't even started the podcast. Well, let's start it.

Well, I mean, Ricky, we did start it, obviously. We've already interviewed a... Okay, but now it should officially start. Okay, well, let's hear you. You do the... See, you say you won't cut anything out. I wish we could cut out that fucking leggy part, because it was good up in the land.

We had a cool guy on here. No, I don't cut things out. I wish we could cut out that fucking leggy part, because it was good up in the land. We had it cool to go on here. No, I don't cut things out of the podcast. You're pissed off and fucking left. It's whatever happens. Okay, so you know we talked about nutscapes. I wanted to get your... But why are people putting a camera underneath their nutsack or ballsack

and taking pictures of... This started, I guess, back in like 2007 or 8, but now it's got a big research and popularity if people don't know what nutscaping is. You go somewhere and you find a nice, you know, big panoramic vista. Why don't you put up a couple pictures so people can see it?

Yeah, okay, we can throw some pictures up here. Here's a, you get a nice panoramic vista that you know you would normally take a beautiful photograph of. Can you dumb those words down a little bit so I know what you're talking about? A pretty scene, Ricky. You find a pretty scene like a mountain or an ocean or a sunset or whatever. Like a field of cows?

Instead of just snapping the picture, people are hauling their pants down, bending over, letting their nuts dip into the frame in the foreground. What in the foreground. This is your new podcast. This one's for you. And this is a drink for Ricky. What is that? It smells like brandy and whiskey and rum all mixed together. It's supposed to be for you.

What the fuck is that in there, Ricky? What the fuck, Ricky? Here you go. Oh, for fuck's sake. You motherfucker. What did he do? He fucked me. Look, there's no sake. You motherfucker. What did he do? He fucked me. Look, there's no bottom of this cup.

But it didn't work until I touched it. What a son of a bitch. He's like the fucking Grinch. Yeah, you better fucking run away. You're never coming back in my fucking trailer again without a search warrant, you cock sucker. Smell that, Ricky. I think it's rum and whiskey. And tequila.

Tequila, maybe brandy. No wonder he's so fucked all the time. He just fucked me. Well, Ricky, you can't word it like that because for the people that can't see what we're doing, they're just hearing it. They just heard you say, lady, you fucked me. He fucked me hard. Well, Ricky, no, he didn't.

He fucked you over. No, okay, I get what you're saying now. No, he didn't fuck me for people who can't see. He didn't climb on top of me and just start pounding me. No, he made me spill a fucking drink, which fucked me over. So lady fucked me over. I can say that, right? Yes, that's more concise and to the point.

Fuck's sakes. that right yes that's more concise and to the point fuck six okay so we've had a request just come in on the come in on the thing here Ricky a request somebody's asking you to shoot a nutscape nutscape photo yeah just look it just came in on the teleprompter card do you got a camera? I could probably get one. We could make a camera, I guess. Here, just wait. Look at that. I got a camera right there.

This is fucked up. You want to do one, Ricky, or what? I don't know. We could, I guess. Do you want to finish this first? I'm not letting you shoot. I was just teasing you. I'm not letting you pull your unit out. I'll take a full shot of it all if you really want to see it.

I'm sure you've seen it many times before. What? Why? What'd I have? Oh, just pissing together at parties or whatever. Oh, yeah, I've pissed at parties with you, but I've never looked at your unit. Yes, you have. Have've never looked at your unit. Yes you have. Have you looked at mine? No. Well, I probably wouldn't have done that.

Why would I do that? I don't know. Why would you even bring it up is the question. Why is it even a topic? Where do these fucking things come from? What are they? China has to end one child policy. Yeah, that's true.

What the fuck does that mean? Well, for years, if you lived in China, you could only have one kid. Why? Because there's too many people over there, and they said everybody fucking gear down on the kid making. So they only let you have one. If they found out you had two, they'd fucking take them and put them in the meat grinder.

Fuck off. Well, maybe not that, but... Okay, hold the fuck on here. You'd get in big trouble. So you lived in the lands of the China. You can have one fucking kid. That's it. Well, now they're wrapping it to two. Oh, so now you can actually have a brother or sister? That's what they basically said. No fucking

brothers or sisters, you fucking assholes. Exactly. That's bullshit. It is bullshit, especially. Imagine trying to do that over here. I mean, people over here are like fuck machines. You try to have one kid, they'd be like, no. Kid police? How the fuck do they know how many kids you had? And what do they do?

Come down and fucking rip it out of your hands and grind it up, like you said? Well, I don't know what the penalty was. I'm sure they give you a fine or ship them off to a farm or something. I don't know how they dealt with. I'm sure they give you a fine or ship them off to a farm or something. I don't know how they dealt with it, but you were only allowed to have one. That is so fucked. Well, it's about time they got rid of that stupid policy. Now you're allowed to have two.

Wow, that's fucking great. Here's a fucking, here's something I wanted to talk to you about, Ricky. Okay. You know the fucking tractor beam from Star Trek? What the fuck is Star Trek? It's Star Wars. There was tractor beams in Star Trek. The Star of Death had a fucking traction beam

or some kind of a fucking thing, didn't it? Yeah, in Star Wars, the Death Star had a tractor beam. Right. That Obi-Wan had to go try to, you know, disable. But there was tractor beams in Star Trek, too. I don't remember those. Yes, there was, definitely. Fuck, I must have been wasted when I watched those episodes.

Klingons, I think, had tractor beams, and the Borg had tractor beams. Why are we talking about tractor beams? Because somebody actually built one. The tractor beam from Star Trek has now become a reality. These guys in, uh, where the fuck were they? I don't know. What do you mean it's real? They built a tractor beam.

Bullshit. They did. Apparently it's not very impressive. It can just, like, hold on to a polystyrene ball or something. Here's what I don't understand. Where did it come from? Obviously from a tractor or somebody drove a tractor or something. Here's what I don't understand. Where did it come from? Obviously, from a tractor or somebody drove a tractor or something.

Maybe the guy that invented it was a farmer, I guess. Tractor beams have nothing to do with tractors, Ricky. Why is it called a tractor beam? It sounds like a tractor pulling a big steel beam around trying to gather shit into it. It does

sound like that, but I guarantee you when they wrote it for star trek there was no tractors involved there wasn't like a space tractor that's a stupid fucking name then you should call it suck beam or what does it do exactly it sucks you in doesn't it well i think a tractor beam you shoot it at something and it holds something in place you know like if you're trying to get away if you're trying to walk over there and I hit you with the tractor beam, I could fucking just... So this is called like a fuck-off beam or get-the-fuck-back-here beam or a lasso beam or... A lasso beam. Tractor beam, wow.

Or maybe the first one, someone was driving a tractor. That's what it is. Someone was driving a fucking tractor That's what it is. Someone was driving a fucking tractor when they were testing it and the beam fucking stopped the tractor dead in its fucking tracks. Tractor beam. I doubt that was it. And the name just stuck.

I doubt that was it, Ricky. I like thinking about where things came from and that sort of stuff based on their words. And according to those wordings, I bet it had something to do with the tractor. Had to have. What other things do you like to think about Ricky? Where words came from? Uh, Neapolitan ice cream.

Okay let's let's dissect that. I've been trying to figure that one out since I was a kid and I still don't really have much on it. I mean, Pauliton kind of politician. Neo kind of sounds like Neil, so maybe it was Neil the politician that invented it. And he liked pink, white, and

brown, I guess. I don't know. So your best guess as to why Neapolitan ice cream is called that is because a man named Neil, who was a politician, he liked white, pink, and brown. I don't know. So he invented some ice cream. It's one possibility, isn't it? Not really.

I'll try to think of some other ones. Well, Zamboni. That's a tough one. What do you think about Zamboni? Don't have much on that either. Zamboni, for the people that don't know, is the big tractor that cleans the ice during a hockey game. That's a Zamboni.

Where do you think that name came from, Ricky? Well, I mean, I've never heard of anybody with the name Zamboni, and I know a lot of people. So, I mean, I've never heard of anybody with the name Zamboni, and I know a lot of people. So, I mean, that would make sense if it was a guy named Tony Zamboni. And where would he be from, do you think? Where would Tony Zamboni be from? Where's that place where all the people have the names in it and Oni? I don't know.

Where is it? Germany? Germany? Spanish country. Where is it? Germany? Spanish country, maybe, or... Italy? Italy. Yeah. Pizza place. Yes. Tony Zamboni from Italy invented the Zamboni.

That would make sense, but I don't think that's the case. I wonder why a guy from Italy would invent a big, giant tractor that cleans the ice. That's what I'm saying. So that's why originally maybe I thought that, but then I was trying to exam. Shazam. So it was like, I don't know. It's like, check this fucking thing out. Shazam.

And they just got rid of the shirt. That doesn't make much sense. And the bony. I don't know. Like, is it bony? Like, ice is hard as bones, so it's... Maybe he's a real skinny guy, Tony Zamboni. Maybe he only weighs 50, 60 pounds.

That's right, it could be a nickname actually. Maybe his real name was Tony Zamb. That makes a fucking lot of sense, I bet you're right. Tony Zamb invented and his nickname is Zamboni. Because he worked with bones. That makes sense. Good job, bubs. Ricky, I was just fucking around. Sorry, break the fuck now.

Lee! Holy fuck. Okay, that's... Okay, Lee has fucking officially passed out on the floor. Holy fuck. Of the podcast, and he's passing himself. Okay, then fucks me and then he fucking passes over my floor What are we gonna do with them? I? Don't know leave him here. Oh my chair is touching his cock and balls, too. I'm not gonna be sitting in that ever again What What?

Found some new sunglasses, at least. I can't get up, boys. Man. Are you going to leave, or are you having a nap? I might not go. I probably won't. Well, see, you've you gotta stop fucking drinking so much you're coming in here you're making a fucking fool of yourself drinking my booze and passing out and spilling shit fucking me over i was on the broadcast yeah yeah you were something else don't you're gonna pull my pants down Fuck's sakes

Here, get up Get up, you drunk bastard What am I doing with you? Thank you Jesus Murphy You should go home and maybe Have a little nap See you later, guys.

He just stole that fucking book. What? Get back here, you fucking drunk. Oh, that cocksucker. He stole my fucking book. I'm going to have a little nap. We should get up around three and fucking start partying. He's going to be past it all night, so we can be loud as fuck tonight.

Are we done? That fucking ended it? I don't know. All right. What were we talking about? What we were talking about? I don't know. Alright. What were we talking about? What we were talking about? I don't know. I mean, I guess that's probably, probably

enough for today. Look, there's piss on the floor. Fuck, see, there's something here. Cox, not Glocks. Would have liked to know what that was about. Until next week, I guess. Yeah. Until next week. Go guess. Yeah. Until next week. Go to swearnet.com if you want to see the fucking thing.

Over and out. Eh.