Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 15 - Fan Expo Special: A Black Cock, A Green Bush And A HEE HEE

Episode Date: September 2, 2024

The Boys - and some new buddies - are LIVE and drunk as f**k at Fan Expo Canada! Discover dark secrets of the Dirty Dancer, Bubbles' plan to save NASA, and a wild auction of some f**ked-up sh*t. Plus: Conky goes TOO F**KIN' FAR!!

To see the video version of Park After Dark, go to Swearnet.com or download the Trailer Park Boys Swearnet app. I'm Johnny Rabernac. I'm a member of the Chicago Institute. Trouble! Trouble! Trouble! Trouble! Trouble! Trouble! Trouble! Trouble! Trouble! Trouble! Trouble! Trouble! I'm a member of the Stanford One. I'm not going to give things

nothing. What is he on? Hey buddy! Come back to us. What in the fuck? Jesus Christ. I didn't think you guys had problems with like bath salts in this place. He's fucked up. I love that someone hears me.

I'm like, I'm not going to do this. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. I didn't think you guys had problems with like bath salts in this this place It's fucked up. I love that someone someone here is more fucked than I am Yeah, we'll get we'll come back to you believe me just hang on for a minute oh Yeah, we'll get, we'll come back to you, believe me. Just hang on for a minute. Oh, check one, two, there we go. There we go. There we go.

Hey. How's everybody doing? Yeah. How's everybody doing? Good. Recognize a lot of people, there's the people from the country over there. Hey, what's going on?

We have a new fee over here. We love the Newfoundlanders. Howilanders nice going we got this fucking guy what's his name what's that more what is his name a Marvel guy fuck no just Jesus Christ I'm not I don't watch that shit I'm sorry I'm sorry. All right, so what are we going to do tonight, everybody? Well, just wait. Let's meet who the fuck we got on the stage here. Let's see who we're dealing with here.

What's your name? My name is Brian. Okay, you got to give me more than that, Brian. I'm dressed up as Michael Jackson. Can you do any moves? Here we go. Holy fuck, look at this guy. Ray D'Ottiver.

Ray fucking Ottiver he is. Brian, what kind of drugs are you on tonight? The one that makes me go high. The one that makes me go high. The ones that make me go high. Brian's all cranked up on glue and fucking whatever. Alright, where are you from? Toronto. Toronto, okay, well that's not interesting.

Not interesting at all. Who's this now? What's your name? Hi, my name is Brandon Stewart. Brandon Stewart, what's your fucking deal? There's something shifty about you. Stand up for a second, I gotta figure you out. Well, I think that I might be out of place with this because I have never drank smoked or done drugs get the whole shit look like you're on the fucking Sopranos and you've never drank or smoked anything in

your life or smoked anything in your life. Get the fuck out of here. Go. No, Ricky, you can't kick him off the stage just because he's not a drug addict like yourself. You look like you might have had some drinks or some drugs in your life.

You mean never. Never, not once. Why, is that okay? No, this is interesting. Tonight. Not once. Oh my fuck. Why? Is that? Okay. So I know this is interesting. Tonight's the night. Hey, have you had too much cold medicine or at least a little bit too much? A little late at it? Not once. Jesus Christ. What the fuck is wrong with you, man? Have you? Okay, I'm gonna ask you to be honest. Have you watched a lot of Steven Seagal movies?

When I was younger yes I've seen his older films. You look like Seagal in Heard to Kill. So how come you've never had booze or drugs in your life was that that was obviously a conscious choice? Yes yeah and also for drinking, I technically can't drink, so. But really, why? Uh, I, my mom drank a lot when... Jesus Christ, Buzz, what the fuck? Oh, I'm glad I fucking brought this up! This is fantastic!

Good night, everybody! Glad I brought that up! Fucking buzzkill! Alright, now, now I get it, so yeah. Holy shit the fuck down, Steven Seagal! Glad I brought that up! Fucking buzzkill! Alright, now I get it, so yeah. Holy shit the fuck down, Steven Seagal! Jesus Christ. No, I'm sorry buddy, I didn't mean to, you know.

No, it's all good. Alright, it's all good. Way to go, Bubbles! Ya fucking ding dong! You had to keep pressin' em on it. And then we got got what's your name oh wait now hey aren't you aren't you fucking aren't you I guess we are I guess we are how you doing I know you it's been a fucking minute but it's good to

see you get you guys know who the fuck that is, right? Right on. What the fuck is he doing sitting up here? This is weird. Julian's gonna be very turned on. What the fuck? I mean, I got in an Uber pool, wrong one obviously, but met a couple fucking cool guys. Nice.

Followed him here and found him. You came in and you're on the wrong stage, aren't you? Well, I'm just fired up to be're on the wrong stage aren't you? Well I'm just fired up to be here on the wrong fucking stage I mean I know we're both from small town. Have a good time. He's supposed to be on his own fucking panel right now and we got him here. Let's hear it for him. Yeah!

Ha ha ha ha! Fucking bonus. He's on the- Fucking A, good to see you guys. He's on the show about mail, right? On the show about mail? Mail? Yeah. Canada Post shit or something? Ricky.

Do you mean the letter thing? How about letters? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're confused about letters. I got a good box on it. Oh, yeah, you're confused about letters Okay, we should try to figure out who's the drunk drunkest or highest person in the building Who thinks who thinks there's a can who thinks they're a contender for drunkest or highest Right here. That was a confident right here. What about this guy?

Can he smoke in here? I'm glad they have it so fucking bright in here. Feels like I'm on Phil Donahue. We're supposed to be shooting a fucking episode here should we do like the intro and get it going yes all right who wants to do it since you booked it it probably should be you muscles pick somebody pick somebody yeah enough for that fucking shit buddy right now we just started this all right right, everybody, welcome to Park After Dark.

I'm the host tonight, Julian. We got Ricky here and Bubbles. Yeah! Hello! And we're happy you guys are here tonight. You guys will probably see this next Friday. We'll hear it. Yeah?

Yeah, you already know, man. Chipper, is that true? That's true. It's true, so you guys can watch it. Has anybody here, have you guys all watched Park After Dark? Nice. Alright, terrible, terrible show. Have you ever wondered what Chipper looked like?

If you did, there he is right there. Is any adorable? Take off your shirt. Chipper, take your shirt off. Show everybody your wiener. He's also the most stoned man in Canada like every day when he's working with us. So you're good man. I'm not dissing yet. It's not a bad guy. Get high as fuck. Okay, Julian, what do you got on the agenda? Yeah, what's happening? Jesus Christ, boys. I don't know.

You know what? What the fuck is with these chickens? They're roosters, Ricky. Cocks. They're cocks! We got a couple cocks on the table. I have a black cock. Oh, no. alright, that's... That's not... That's not...

Ricky, that's the first time in my entire life of 50 plus years I've ever heard you utter the statement I have a black cock. Yeah. Good times here in Toronto. Without the words in my mouth at the end of it. Yeah! Fucking nailed him!

Did you hear that? Fucking nailed him. I got nothing. I don't know how to recover. That's called a set up and a fucking slam dunk. It's a slam dunk, Bobbs. Good night everybody. Alright, is there anybody from Sweden here

tonight? I'm just throwing it out there, I don't want to fucking obscure. I know, I know because I got some shit to talk about. Alright, who likes pineapple on their fucking pizzas? Check this shit out. What about bananas on your fucking pizza? What the fuck?

I'm telling you, I don't know, we've been to Sweden, I don't know what the fuck's going on up there, but they're putting bananas on their fucking pizza now. Alright, that's- Wow, that's really interesting, mind-blowing shit for these people, Julia. And that's a little weird. Okay. Do you want to talk about something? Yeah, bananas.

Eat a banana pizza then. What? I'm gonna just whip up a banana pizza here. I got all the ingredients. Julian enjoys eating bananas more for the shape than the taste. What the fuck man? I hate bananas but they're bananas man. You were kind of weird growing up though.

You would eat a banana. A normal person eats a banana. You're like, oh I gotta eat it sideways because I don't. Sideways. And corn on the, he's the only person I know that eats corn on the cob the long way. That was a good one, Bubs. Don't do that. He eats corn on the cob the long way, get it?

He's also one of the only people I know that moans when he wipes. Alright, Bubs, you gotta shut the fuck up. I don't moan when I wipe. I'm here all week, everybody. Try the veal. I'm here all week. So, Bubs, you've been talking about wanting to go to space and shit.

Yes. What are your thoughts on this fucking disaster that's going on with the Boeing Starship? Oh, it's unbelievable. Unbelievable Boeing Starship. They were supposed to go up for the fucking weekend. They were supposed to go up for eight days. They didn't even pack socks and underwear because they were only going up for a few days.

Now they're there till next fucking March. They're fucked. That was a bad fuck up. Big fuck up, Ricky. Big fuck up. They have no drugs, no liquor, not enough food. They don't have anything. So I have. Okay, what about banging it?

So what's the solution? The solution is to send me up. Yep. Send me up on a fucking SpaceX rocket or anything and just let me get up there and then I'll sort everything out. All right. All right, here, I got a question for you.

It's a man and a woman up there, right? They're both trapped or fucking? No, there's a whole group of them. Oh, is there? I thought it was just two of them. Me too, man. No, it's more than two of them. Okay, well, from what I heard, there's a man and a woman and they're both married but

not to each other. Bubs, do they get a free pass? We'll see how that goes. Do they get a free pass? We'll see how that goes. Did they get a free pass? Well, I don't know. When your mother went to space, she took on everybody. Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! I'm here all week, everybody.

Try the feel. Woo! Jesus, Bubs. She got a free pass. All right, so you know what? If she's banging a bunch of astronauts, Woo! Jesus, Bubs. She gonna free Bubs? Actually, you know what? If she's banging a bunch of astronauts, go for it. Alright? Your mom?

Well, his mother usually picks up at like truck stops and stuff and they pay her. So that's a much better thing. Julian, that's rude. Do you want to get into Mama Joe's place and get the fuck on? Taking it down right to the gutter, rude stuff. My comedy was up here. Intelligence, humor.

What else you got there, Muscles? This is a really fucked up story. Who wants to see Julian do a tit flex? No, no, no. A tit flex. With no shirt on, a big, you know, a big Julian. Julian is taking his muscles out of doing it. There's a piano there, I think.

You wanna get that? Super flex. Super flex. You fucking take it off. There's a piano there, man, if you wanna get it going. Show us your tits. Easy there, Randy. Alright. Check this story out, Bobbs.

What the fuck is that? No, you're not playing Super Flex on that thing. Nope. There you go. Jesus. That was good. The fucking wheels are coming off of it. That was not good. She's wheels are coming off. She's not fucking playing.

That was not good. She's not easy to play. No. It's pretty sticky. Alright. Shake it further than that fucking thing. Wait, wait, wait. Alright. Is there any doctors in the house here?

You say doctors? Doctors, yeah. I doubt it. Fucking drunken high bastards. I'm sure there's five or six came to this. All right, because I gotta figure this out. There's a woman that claims her daughter became pregnant by wearing underwear she purchased online.

No. That can't happen? No, her daughter was. They probably know, like, is... Well, I don't wanna get into details, but they can't... Julian, that sounds about as likely as the time you got crabs from sitting on the toilet seat at the bus station. She don't have to tell, but no, man.

You said you got crabs sitting on the toilet seat at the bus station. I did. No, you didn't. Yes, I did. No, you got them from banging a hooker. I don't know why I did it. She's not that funny. She's going fine. She's going yes. Oh, I'm just being honest. I did it. I don't do that from the Legion They hang out at the Legion all the time

We have any seats down here come on you got to come down We got to get this guy down here. We down to like floor level here with us, man. Come on. Have a fucking squat. Come on, daddy, go and look. Just a sec, there's gotta be something around here. I'll split. Are we gonna-

In here, split the difference. Okay, I'll get one cheek on each side. Look at this. No, we gotta- Wow. Oh, the mighty chipper, saving the day. There we go, put that, don't drop it on my neck. I've had a dream where I get a chair dropped on my spine.

There he is. What are you saying, bud? Good to fucking be here, boys. I'm just fired up for fucking being the presence of greatness, and I fucking read a lot of great articles about you guys, and rumored as you're fucking fun to party with. So I'm happy to be here, I'm happy to be partying with you guys, and happy to show you some fucking sense.

What's going on, man? Hey, cheers, brother. Let's hear it for this unnamed man. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Fucking A. Oh, yeah, we're getting right out of her tonight.

That's the plan. Oh, yeah. Basil Hayden, you guys ever heard of this shit? It's smooth. This stuff is really good. Basil Hayden. Are you getting paid to say that? Shut up. A little bit. This is on tape man, shut up.

Hashtag Julien's fucking head. Hashtag Basil Hayden, the best fucking whiskey I've ever had in my life. Yeah, okay. Actually it's a nice bourbon whiskey. Yeah, hashtag he's stealing our fucking booze What are you doing trying to find some mix man you guys anybody have like a pop or anything some mix man you guys anybody have like a pop or anything that's a nice glass somebody might have some mix for you go talk to see anybody have like a Pepsi stop being a rude bastard go say hi to the real dude take your microphone ask some questions

let me see that again oh man I would definitely get some kind of disease off look at that you make out with that drink, don't you? That's fucking gross, man. And no Pepsi? Any Pepsi in the house? Here, Dad, you want one of those? I got a vodka. No, I don't want your vodka.

What the fuck is that? What the fuck? What the fuck? Julian's going to work the crowd. Watch this. Jason's going to get some. Wow. Try the record.

Oh, man, it's hot, right? Yeah. OK, I got it's hot right? Yes. Okay, I got it. You didn't like spin it or anything. You don't got cooties? All right. Hi. Nice people here.

I can't believe you guys came to a fucking trailer pride boys podcast and no one brought a mix for this fucking guy. I have some drinks. Where the fuck are your drinks? Where? Oh, you have some, you actually, do you? Nobody's got mix for Julian, for real? You know what, I thought this guy was, well, he's got some, he's got some, he's got some

stuff. I'm going to go get some. I'm going to go get some. I'm going to go get some. I'm going to go get some. I'm going to go get some. I'm going to go get some. I'm going to go get some. Where the fuck are your drinks? Where? Oh you have some, you actually, you do... Nobody's got necks for Julian, for real? You know what, I thought this guy was fucked, but he's, he might pull this off. Being not too fucked. Wow, you got a lot of weird shit in that bag. Holy fuck, Julian, I think you found sport belly.

Anybody remember sport belly? You're too young. Fuck is all. You got a little fucking lunch. You got like, you got a little lunch. Dude, pack the fucking lunch for the show. He's got some yogurt. A Minute Maid, if you had some of this shit, look. I would try that Minute Maid grape.

It's fucking yogurt. Julian is taking off his shirt and try that. It's fucking yogurt man. Julian is taking off his shirt and a glass of water. Thanks man. I'll try her. A juice box hasn't been drink from yet. What the fuck is all over it man? I haven't had lunch. This is my supper drinks. I haven't had my supper drinks yet. You don't mind me taking this?

I don't mind because they are famous. I'm famous. You don't mind me taking this? I'm not lying because they're famous. And I'm the famous. I'm the famous. You famous, I famous. Julian, we have mix over here while you're picking up men over there. Fuck's sake. Here. Take your fucking drinks.

I don't want to interrupt you, you know, on your pick-up fucking routine, but... We do have mix over here for you. No, I'm keeping this. Thanks, dude. So, I'm keeping this. Thanks, dude. I don't like it. Someone will buy, I'm telling you, people will buy fucking anything. In the world.

If you're a good salesman. Hey, boys, yeah. Made some friends? No, I didn't. Alright. Julie, you kinda look, you're kinda looking like you're on that show Peaky Blinders. Actually no he'd be on Peaky Grinders. That was good Bob. Best fucking show I've seen.

Peaky Grinders. Oh Irish tough guy. You know dudes. All Irish tough guy, you know, dudes, matching themselves up. Peaky grinder. What do they do? They mash each other up. I was talking, I was talking to some guys today and they were saying that the CN Tower is fake.

Is it AI I guess or something? What do you mean fake? I was talking to some guys today and they were saying that the CN Tower is fake. It's AI, I guess, or something? What do you mean, fake? I don't know. I haven't been in it, but apparently, yeah, it's not real. How the fuck could it be fake? It can't be AI, Ricky. No, it's like a projection. You can go up in the fucking thing. I've been up there at the top. Have you, though? Actually, Bubs, he's been up in the fucking thing.

You get in an elevator, do you really know where you're going? Do you know how a fucking elevator works, Ricky? What? Do you know how... When you get in an elevator, what the fuck do you think happens? You go up. Or down. Okay, but do you know what's actually happening? No.

Because you used to fucking argue with me that you stepped into a room and the whole building moved. Who knows? You do know. It doesn't do that. I swear to fuck, we used to argue about this. When you get in an elevator, Ricky thought the whole building was either moving up or down,

and the little box you were in was staying still. It'd be expensive, but it'd be pretty cool. It makes a lot of sense when you think about it. No, it doesn't, Ricky, it's fucked. Okay, so is it real? Is the CN Tower real everybody? No! Don't fucking yell no you stupid bastards

because I'll be explaining it to them for fucking five weeks. Is the Earth a rectangle? What? Is the Earth a rectangle? It's a what? Can you explain this directly? Earth and rectangle. Can you explain this directly? Well, I'm a little fucking curious actually now. I mean, do we have hard proof, hard physical fucking evidence? Because I mean, people have been telling me for a long, long time

the world's round and I don't know. I mean, it sounds pretty good on paper and it makes a lot of sense when you see the fucking numbers and you know The nuts and bolts of the whole thing but truth be told my god There's no you two cannot hang over I don't be About it since he brought up a couple minutes ago Really thought about it truthfully we could change the fucking world. I think we could fucking policy changes

Who's to say it's not a fucking hologram? Have you touched it? Or have you just been inside of it? That's the question I wanna know. What the fuck's going on here now? I'm glad I brought a fucking flat earther up on the stage. You guys, you didn't feel comfortable back? No, I just told them to move up because I wanna have Michael Jackson here.

And yeah, here, get the boys on some lower seats so we can fucking... Low riders. Low riders. Here, push those fuckers back. Let's get Michael Jackson over here. Because I want to, you know, Jesus, look at him. Where's... I mean, the whole time we're doing this thing, I think you should be down there doing moves. Really?

What the fuck? Hee hee! You brought a, you brought an albino tiger with you? Well that's gonna, you know, where'd you get that? Where'd that come from? That's gorgeous. That's a gorgeous thing right there.

Well, Bob's, don't get too attached to it. I got plans for that fucking thing What you're gonna bang it Julie is gonna bang a Siberian tiger from the finale Who wants to see Julie and fuck a stuffed tiger? Bang it! Bang it! Bang it! Bang it!

Bang it! Bang it! Bang it! Bang it! Bang it! Bang it! Bang it! Bang it!

Bang it! Bang it! Bang it! Bang it! Bang it! Bang it! Bang it! Bang it! Bang it! Bang it! Bang it! Bang it! Woooo-poo Oh Oh yeah

Listen to this guy Right out of her ears What was your name again? Brian. Brian. That's right No, it's fucking Michael You're supposed to say Michael you stupid bastard MJ MJ, Michael would have been good

Where's the glove? Hee-hee Yeah, where's your fucking glove at? MJ, Michael would have been good. Where's the glove? Hee hee! Yeah, where's your fucking glove at? It's at home. Where? It's at home. That's a bit of a fuck up. Bit of a fuck up when you had one job to look like Michael Jackson.

You left your fucking glove at home. What was your name again? Brandon. No, it's Steven Seagal for fuck's sake we got Corey and Trevor on the stage here tonight that's kind of an insult to Corey and Trevor yeah you might be right Rick I suppose all right should I get this thing I don't want to do started now?

You gotta help me out though, bud. Depends what you wanna do. I wanna be starting something. Gotta be starting something. I wanna be starting something. You gotta start a something. Oh, Jesus. Holy fuck, you sound exactly like him.

Fuck it. I'm believing. I couldn't tell the difference between you and MJ. You wanna be starting something? You gotta start something. Could you tell the difference? Not even a little bit. That was fantastic. I'm impressed.

Beat it! Beat it! I thought it was better. He's pretty good. He's not too bad. He's just an octave lower than where he should be, but other than that, he's pretty great. That was a weird request, Bubs. Cause it's the Driller!

Driller night. Hey, he's not too shabby. Way better than I could do. Just lower, that's all. He just like Michael Jackson at 80 when his voice dropped. That's all. So what the fuck is it you want to do here? Alright. I'm confused.

Okay. And I'm afraid. Does anybody like want a souvenir or anything in here? Everybody wants souvenirs. Alright, very nice. Are you one of the souvenirs? No man, well... Exactly, see? She's from Odey she owes a deal all right Julian I know what a great souvenir is your t-shirt

Julian's t-shirt would be a nice souvenir wouldn't it everybody all right let's start the bidding at a thousand who's got a thousand thousand thousand who's got a thousand thousand dollars for Julian's shirt Julian will get out his big muscle tits for a thousand dollars thousand thousand you got it all right we're gonna auction off three and a half minutes in Julian's hotel room three and a half minutes of the most glorious experience of your life no holes bar you can go in you can go out you can do anything you want you can pet you you can catch whatever you want. No. Holy fuck.

It's so hard to get shit done with these guys. All right, listen, I'm gonna have a live auction tonight. You guys interested or what? All right. Do they have a choice? Well, I'm gonna do it anyway. I don't give a fuck. You're greasy, man. I'm gonna make some money here.

You're a greasy cocksucker. What are you doing? Keep passing me this fucking guy. Julius Lickerfun. Michael. There we go, thanks, man. passing me this fucking guy. Julius Lickerfun. Michael. There we go, thanks man. You're not selling that, I'm keeping that. You're fucking right, it's okay.

This was once owned by Michael Jackson. Wait, that's my drink! Mike Tyson has one. You took my drink you dumb bastard. Fucking Jesus, that would have sucked. I thought you were auctioning off my drink. You could. Thanks buddy. That's good fun Dustin. All right who would like to have this nice tie? Okay we're starting the auction at

100 bucks. 150. Where are you gonna sign it? I'll take it for a hundred bucks I don't want it to go away. A hundred bucks, a hundred bucks, how much is it? What is that? How much? A hundred bucks, a hundred bucks, we have a hundred and fifty. A hundred bucks for the albino sex tiger. One fifty, one seventy five, we got one seventy five. One seventy five for the albino sex tiger. Okay, it's a sex tiger, you know that right?

One seventy six. Julie's got a big hole drilled in its earth. What the fuck is going on? I don't want fucking loonies man. It's got a flashlight hole drilled in its earth. What the fuck's going on? I don't want fucking loonies, man. It's got a flashlight built into its earth. Okay, we got 176. How about an even 200 bucks for this tiger? 200 bucks!

Julian hand built a flashlight into its earth. That's a good idea, bubs. 275, that's a pretty good deal with that how much you say the flashlight alone is a hundred how do you know that I've purchased many of them all right anything higher than two are flesh like 3.0 installed in return be an auctioneer here, but To you and a loony dunk sold I Mean that's so fucking greasy man How much did you get for that's prices red shit

201 you did not get that for us. I did come on They're not actually gonna give you that you stupid bastard they are 201 going once oh for fuck's sake 201 we got a deal brother do you have the cash let's do it you all right let's give a hand for this Sold to the fucking dum dum in the front row. Come get the tiger my friend. Sold to the fucking ding dong in the front row for $201. That Julian bought it at fucking winners for $8.99. I think you should sign it at least. And then it went to Michael Jackson. It still has the price tag on it

It is pretty cool. I guess but definitely not worth it. I gotta get my fucking money before I sign it What else do you got I've got a lot of things up here actually I've got a set of twin fucking chickens You're not actually not my black cock. They're the black cocks going. Ricky's black cock. The black cock is... No no no no. You don't need a cock. I like the black cock. Alright I'm too I'm auctioning off these two chickens two for one. Where do I start? Can you talk really fast like an auctioneer? I could take your act out who's got a 10 10 dollars 10 dollars I see You can I do I see a hundred I got a hundred we got 55 55 It's a weird if you need to go up by let's see more numbers

I'm looking for hundreds. I want triple digits. I want to go to the guy dollars 101 20 It's not 100 to the guy. We got $100 100 120 there we go Definitely, I can I see that you guys see what? You're right here. This guy wants to do a couple chickens and no black cocks. I got 200 with 200 200 here we go Do I see three three hundred dollars for two white chickens and no black cocks. $300? No? Going once? You could go once.

$300 is the... Sold for $200 to the kind gentleman in the front row in the red shirt. What a beauty. Kickass shirt. Right on. I fucking knew I came to the right place. Here, take the price tag off those quick, man. This is not good.

Jesus, I gotta take the price tag off those quick, man. This is not good. Pretty nice brush. You like that? That was not bad. Fuck. That was not bad. You've never seen that before. Oh, that's a new skill.

New skill? You just leveled up. New, new skill. Unlocked. Unlocked a new skill. I'm all jacked up. Alright, Ricky. Hoo.

Hee hee hee. Ricky is not fucking around. I'm heard to kill. Brother, thank you. We got Seagal over here, don't forget about Steven Seagal. That is a fucking, that's a fucking nice shirt right there. That is very nice. I got Julian of Bubbles cocks in my hand. Ah! There you go. 200 bucks, son. I didn't insult you. Jesus, Murphy, what have we created? Alright. A black man just exclaimed,

I have Julian and bubbles cocks in my hand. Alright, I gotta do this quickly. I've got some on my black cock. A black cock? That's gonna be in my room tomorrow morning. And a nice fucking plant. Holy fuck! I want that.

How much is that stand out you know what let me do this one okay everybody we're not gonna fuck around we're gonna start the bidding at $500 for that fucking tree in the black talk let's go who's got 500 500 500 500 who's got 500 500 with a big hee hee from Michael Jackson. Hee hee! 500 with a hee hee and a bag of hee hee and a fucking big tree and a hee hee and a big tree and a black cock. Who's got a black cock? It's now art.

It's an art piece. We've got a black cock and a tree. Who's got a tree and a big cock and a black cock and a big tree and a hee hee and a big tree and a black cock? Five dollars! Okay, we'll start and a black cock. $5. OK, we'll start it at $5, fair enough. Got to start somewhere. $5 for a black cock and a hee-hee and a big tree

and a hee-hee. Hee-hee. This piece is called Black Cock and a Green Bush. Yeah! Yes! This piece is called Black Cock and a green bush black dog and a green bush black dog and a green bush do we hear $50 who's got a 50 $50 black dog and a green and a hee-hee

the hee-hee is free the hee-hee is free but you're getting a black dog and a big tree. Black dog and a big tree. Alright we're at 50 bucks. Do we have 50 bucks? So far yes by two people. Oh hey how much? 50 and a pound of ash. I'm gonna fuck up your line. A pound of hash? You are speaking my language. If you've got a pound of hash, we're gonna make a deal right now. Hee hee hee! We could cut the black cock and the green bush in half. And sew halves. It would be weird. It would be weird. Does anybody want the black cock alone?

Who wants a black cock? Take a black cock? Who wants a black cock? Take a black cock. Who wants a black cock? We got 50, 40 bucks over there. 40 bucks for the black cock, just the black cock. Forget the tree, take the black cock in the face. Who wants a black cock in the face for $50? Take a black cock off the forehead for $50.

50 bucks over here, Bubs. We got 50. We got 50, who's got 75? 75 to take a black cock off the forehead. Let's end this. 50 bucks? 50 bucks, sell it. 75 bucks, yes! 75, who's got 100 even for the black cock to take it off the forehead? There's been a lot of even for the black cock to take it off the forehead But a lot of talk about this black cock tonight hundred dollars and you own the bragging rights to Ricky's black cock

Who's got a hundred big ones right over here this guy wants it? Alright, is that it going once going twice? So and twice so come on up and get your black cock going twice? Sold! Come on up and get your black cock. This is awesome brother. Michael Jackson what do you think? It's excellent. He he he. Wow. Incredible. What in the fuck is happening right now? What do we do with this thing? Well, you gotta sell it Julian 20 bucks so who's Just like this sec I didn't say so what are you saying? 40 bucks you might as well make it a clean 50 Make it a clean 50 50. Make it a clean 50. Jesus Christ, 50, who said 50 bucks? 50 right there. Might as well make it a clean 60 so we can split it three ways. 20 bucks each. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeee eeeeeeeee eeeee eeeee eeeee e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e That's fucking greasy man. It's all about walking out of here with that ugly green fucking tree.

You're not getting a shot though. It's horrible. You're not going to get a shot, just the plant. Yeah. That's the deal. Alright, here we go. I'm here for it. It's made out of washers.

Somebody put a lot of time into that fucking thing. Yeah, your mother did. Thanks brother. Alright, well that was fun. Thank you very much everybody. Yeah, that was that fucking fast. Alright. That was fun. Thank you very much everybody. Yeah that was that much fun. Alright. That was something else.

That was fucking weird. Let's hear it from Michael Jackson. He he. Steven Seagal what do you think? No one's above the law. No one is above the law. He's been saved. That was a nice one. What do you think? No one's above the law No one is above the law That was a nice one

You heard it here first from Seagal We got Stephen Seagal and Michael Jackson on stage Where's Koki? Shut the fuck up You don't want to do that to him We gotta go here in a minute

and you're like throwing Koki out you I think it's time to go boys Are you fucking kidding me? Boys we're supposed to be in there at 830 I'm not fucking happy right now. I was having a great fucking day and night till this shit. Fuck. Fuck face. Oh my Julian, my handsome Julian Patrick Swayze, you were so fucking sexy, you rode house and I don't have some fucking dirty dancing. Yeah, fuck you, Julian. Hey, everybody, chant this. Hey, Julian, suck my nuts.

Suck my nuts. Suck my nuts. Suck my nuts. Suck my nuts. I don't have nuts. All right, Bobs, put the fucking thing away. I'm not hanging out with you and that fucking thing all night. Oh, you guys don't want to talk to Conky, do you? No.

He's a fucking maniacal revieee. Yeah, how do you like that one, man? Not great. No. He's a fucking minnacle revieee. How do you like that one, man? Not great, because I might be going to jail tonight again. You know what? This guy here, he can suck my nuts too. HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEE Hehehehehe! Fucking hockey dick! Cunky! Listen, he's a gasp, don't you start shooting your lips off to him. He can fucking suck my rubber nuts!

I'm sorry about that. It's kinda creepy, isn't it? Shut up! I never wanted to fight a fucking doll as bad as I want to fight a fucking doll right now. See? Right? No, you can't punch a doll. You can't. You cannot punch a doll.

I submit that we can fucking change that right now tonight. Conky. Fucking ass. No, just I'll get him under control. I'm sorry. Fuck hand bubbles. He can suck it. Fuck you, Michael Jackson. control. I'm sorry. Fuck him Bubbles, he can suck it. Fuck you Michael Jackson!

Alright. Okay, he's getting out of control. No shit, put that fucking thing away Bubs. He's getting a little out of control. Fucking Steven Seagal can suck it too. He's not hard to kill, he's not hard to kill. Look at him, he's fucked. Alright Bubs, what the fuck are you doing?

You're beating it down. I don't need to calm fucking anything down, Bubbles. Is he okay? Hey, Michael Jackson, why don't you beat it? Meaning my cock! Okay, Conky. That's enough, Bubs. Stop it.

Put her away. You're just getting out of control now. Oh, you suck my nuts too, talk it. That's enough, Buzz. Stop it. Put her away. You're just getting out of control now. Oh, you suck my nuts too, Bubbles. Okay, he's going back in the bag. I'm sorry, everybody. I'm sorry. Beat it! All right.

All right, Buzz, put him away. He actually does kind of take over your mind. No, he doesn't. Just realize I'm just yours, Bubs. All right. All right, Bubs. I forgot I didn't tell you this, but I was talking to somebody today and we have to go hang out with this person right the fuck now. And we're supposed to get out of here now. You know who it is? The guy kidnapped the guy that he kidnapped. Oh, yes, we're going to Alex out of here now. Do you know who it is? The guy I kidnapped. The guy that he kidnapped.

Oh yes, we're going to Alex's license house right now. Yeah, and we gotta put that fuck, you're not bringing him with you? Are we bringing everybody with us? Sure, I'm sure. Hey, the man who pulled that pencil. We got a few guys with us, hell. Hey, how's it going?

What? Are we bringing everybody with us? Oh, I don't know if you want to bring them to Alex's License House. That's your fucking deal, not mine. Well, I fucking definitely need a ride. I know that for goddamn sure. I'd love to get in with you guys. All right, we're apparently we're going to Alex's License Houses, everybody. Thanks for coming out tonight. Thank you everybody. This is fucking Got drunk made a bit of money

Hope you didn't offend everybody too much another Ricky this guy here with this fucking Wolverine is it the Wolverine guy. Yeah, that was good, man. Good costume. Alright, I gotta go, guys. Good night, everybody. Thanks for coming out. Thanks so much, everybody. Thanks for the love and support. Amazing. To watch the video, Park After Dark, go to SwearNut.com or go to the Trailer Park Boys SwearNut app.