Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 15 - Never Trust a Caveman Bearing Dirty Liquor

Episode Date: September 6, 2021

What the f**k is that smellin' I smell? It's that greasy cave dweller Sam Losco! But he's come bearing free booze and donairs, so the Boys let him in. So what the f**k does he want?! Also: Ricky figures out science!

Spiders and bats, man. There's not spiders and bats. Ricky, I've seen your coverage there, but this is like Mother Herbert would go, holy fuck. I know. I'm fucking hungry too, man. We're going to have to figure shit out today.

You don't even have salt and pepper. I was going to put some salt in my drink to try to change the flavour. We're almost out of fucking booze. We've gotta go out and fucking actually work or something, boys. Make some money. I don't have a penny. Well, I've been to... Who's always trying to say, let's go fucking make some money?

Every day. Me. Yeah, but... Covid. There's no shopping carts to be at. Let's go fucking make some money. Every day. Me. Yeah, but COVID. There's no shopping carts to be at. That's just a fucking bullshit excuse, Pops. Oh, what are you calling me, lazy? No, I'm just saying there's ways of making money, man.

You don't just got to sit around. I'm not doing the legal stuff, though. I want a legit job. It won't be that illegal. Just a little bit illegal. Just a little bit's fine. No, I'm hungry. It won't be that illegal. Just a little bit illegal. Just a little bit's fine. No, I'm hungry. Look, I got barely any liquor left.

Well, I'm getting down there too, bud. Down there? She's gone, bud. I got another bottle like this, but that's only gonna last me until, you know, I don't know. This afternoon. This afternoon, maybe. At least we got drugs. We do have drugs, folks. Yeah, 220.

Boys, are you going to come do the goddamn... How the fuck did you get 228, man? That's got to be a record. Drugs. Drugs are the secret. That's got to be a record. All right. What are we doing?

We're going to talk about how to make some fucking money. Well, that's... To get some food. I mean, my kitties need food. My kitties need... I got tons of things I need to get done to the kitties, and I got no money to do it. Don't you know guns? Just let the kitties go free for a bit, and they'll eat mice and shit, man.

That's what they do. I'm not talking about just... They're hungry. They have medical needs. Make a wish, and it'll come true. Yeah, just make a wish. That always helps. I mean, this is getting pretty fucking dire, if you ask me.

You know what? We just have to rip people off a little bit. Just a little bit. Not enough to go to jail. I don't want anything to do with it. Just some credit card shit. It's all covered by insurance. Insurance stuff. September the 3, welcome to the P.A.D. Nice. I'm glad you're all high as fuck the P.A.D. Nice.

I'm glad you're all high as fuck, Ricky. I feel great. I got a good buzz on, but I don't know how long it's going to last. There's nothing that can ruin my day today, buddy. Okay. It's got to be positive buzz. Yeah. I am positive.

Who the fuck is at the door? What if it's the police? It's not the police. It's Randy telling him to fuck off. The fuck? It's fucking... I think it's Losko. What? He's got a bunch of shit with him.

Don't tell him to fuck off. He's got pizza. Oh, who's gonna eat food from fucking Losko? Oh, he's got booze. He's got fucking booze. He's got fucking booze. He's got booze? Well, let him the fuck in then. Oh, just let him right in. He's got some booze.

Fuck the Lascaux. Hey, guys. Hey, man. Um, Randy told me I needed to talk to you guys about moving back into the park. I'm fucking desperate, boys. What? Moving back in the park? Yeah, look, I brought gifts. Look. Everyone can use some food.

I got some fucking donairs. Nice and hot and juicy. Bubbles. Check that out. It's covered in grease, Pops. Ah, the grease will wash away. Don't even worry about it. What do you think? Maui Waui Kitty Salon. My new fucking occupation.

Cat makeovers. Yes! I need your input though, because you know what's a fucking good looking cat. And the piastresis. Get the fuck over here, would you? You're blocking the goddamn. Oh, sorry, sorry.

We're in the middle of working. What the fuck do I know? We're working, we're on a thing. Okay, here, look, look, look. Man, I haven't. We're in the middle of working. What the fuck do I work in? We're on a thing. Okay, here, look, look, look. Man, I haven't had this shit since I was in high school. Good stuff, man. Man, look at that.

Look at that. Look at the grease on my fucking computer. Look at this going, Sam. Nice going, Sam. Very old, great white. Grease washes away, man. Don't worry about it. All right, where's the rum?

So, so, so seriously, what are the chances of me coming back? Okay, just a second. I don't think they're real good. White wine? No, but it's got liquor in it. Great white, white wine? But it's got liquor in it. It's fortified white wine.

It's fortified? What the fuck does that mean? It's wine with brandy in it, basically. I told you. Fucking tough times. I can't afford real liquor. London Triple X? I haven't seen this. Do you know what this is?

What the fuck is that? No, Kelly's. You don't remember that? That's what the old fucking permits on fucking downtown love ice drink. That's one of the dirtiest wines you can get right there, man.

That's street liquor, man. That's made right down the street. Kelly's wine. I haven't had that since I was... What the fuck are we dealing with here, Sam? Donaires, buddy. The good ones. Yeah?

You didn't do anything to them? Come on. That's not me. I need a place to stay. I'm coming with my fucking hat. Look, in my fucking hand. It doesn't seem to be. In my hand.

Oh, man. Did you get any sauce? Grease, man. Well, I didn't want it to get too greasy. Sam, pull this fucking thing up here and sit on it. Weird me out. Let me see what we're dealing with here first, Sam. Ow! Jesus. Watch your toes there, bud.

It's okay. My toenails are all encrusted, so I don't feel really that much pain. It was the pressure. Your fucking toenail blew right through your sock. You should cut that thing. Can you get your foot up? Get your foot up here. It was the pressure. Your fucking toenail blew right through your sock. You should cut that thing. Can you get your foot up? Get your foot up here. Bob's dough. I'm trying to eat something.

Like, Bob's dough. No, I just want the people at home to see this. Ah, Jesus Christ. The toenail came right through the sock. Did you, like, fucking hang out in a pool full of shit or something, Sam, before you got here? More than a side of fucking trailers. Underneath them.

Wherever I could. What would be the smell coming off you, do you figure? This week? What did I have last week? I'm not even sure. So you're doing kitty makeovers? Yeah, but I'm gonna need your input because you know what makes for a good-looking fucking kitty. Not that.

You can't put lipstick in... See? That's why I need you. That's why I need you to be my partner. You're a good looking fucking kitty. Not that. You can't put lipstick and eye shadow on a kitty. See, that's why I need you. That's why I need you to be my partner. You're kind of a cute kitty. Ricky, you can't put lipstick and eye shadow on a kitty. You can't do that to fucking kitties, man. Look, I'll tell you what, Sam. I'll make you a deal.

You do people and kitties or just kitties? Just kitties. People don't fucking come back a second time. I'll make you a deal. You give me a coupon for five free neuters of spays and I'll vote for you to live in the park. Done. Can you still do good work?

Absolutely. Okay, that's fine for you. What's in it for us? I just brought you some liquor. You call this liquor? And food. What more do you some liquor. You call this liquor? And food? What more do you want? What more can I do? Dirty! I mean who do I have to blow? No seriously it's okay but who would I have to blow? Ricky do you want to be blown by

fucking caveman? Holy fuck egg rolls. Oh I'll have some of that. Ricky taste that you'll have you'll have an instant flashback to when we were 12. Girl, it's delicious. I couldn't afford the extra pepperoni. I love a good down-air egg roll. All right, I mean, this isn't bad. This is not bad. I love a good down-air egg roll.

Look at that. Hey, man, that's me. What the fuck? Yeah, you're on the box. Oh, what's that deal me! What the fuck? Yeah, you're on the box. Oh, what's that deal that got made, Julian? Look at that. Oh wait, you know what?

Did you get this shit for free, Sam? Not really. What do you mean, not really? Wow! It's either yes or no. You got it for free because Ricky's on the box. Well, I got those for free. I had to pay for kind of everything else.

Oh, well, let's see. Oh, look, look, look. It looks like Ricky. That looks pretty cool. Looks like mini body Ricky. Have you got any sauce, Ricky? Yeah. Oh, yeah, there we go.

So seriously, guys, how am I doing? Have I got a chance of coming back? All right. The booze, thumbs down. Two thumbs down for the fucking booze. Who drinks Kelly's? All right? Do we look like we live in the fucking gutter? You can try it, Pups.

Not yet. Have a snack, Ricky. You'll have an instant flashback to when we were kids. Tell me this. Did he bring the sauce, or was that already here? Oh, the safety seal was already off this, so... A little bit weary. Smell it. Have a drink, Ricky. It's pretty good.

Not as bad as I remember. Oh, my God. Not good? All right, I'm saying no. I'm saying it can't stay. So one yes, one no? That's total flashback from fucking high school. One yes, one no.

Um... I don't like where you are right now. Get that out of there. You know what? I'm not gonna say yes or no. I'm gonna let Bubz decide. He's the wise one. No, you're not letting say yes or no. I'm gonna let Bubz decide. He's the wise one. No, you're not letting me decide, Ricky.

You're not putting it on me, Sam. Jesus. Murphy, get your... Well, what do I gotta do? All right. Okay, Bubz, take a big sniff. We've got lots of donaires that should stink and should, like, overpower anything. I can't tell what I'm smelling if it's... No, smell. ...his armpits or this don't air.

You smell shit. Yeah. All right. I do. So what do you say? Do you want someone around us that smells like... You're not putting it on me, boys. No, think about the fucking bullshit this guy's put us through over the years.

Nothing but helping. Hey, no, I'm telling you, Sam, you've been a fucking nightmare. But I've been helping you on so much shit. Like what? What? Can you even fucking remember? He did lend us his car. He wasn't there!

Yeah, but I didn't object. But you weren't fucking there. But I let you do it. And you got it back, didn't you? No. Sort of. Alright. I was in the lake.

I've done all sorts of stuff for you guys. You always come to me begging or threatening and I always wind up doing it either way. Whether it's a threat or a beg. I always take care of you guys. Now it's time to fucking help the old caveman out. Come on. I need a place to crash. How the fuck are you going to come up law fees? Yeah, wait a second.

You said moving into the park. I thought you had your own trailer. You're not talking about crashing here, are you? Well, no, but... I mean, is that an option? No. Okay. So, I mean, I can just camp outside.

Come on, if that's the case... This was pretty good that you brought all this. I was fucking starving, I have to say. We had our booze. I can't drink that booze, but... The booze to me is a... That's the thing I'm fucking teetering on. I mean, who drinks a shit? You will.

If you had a guy on a fucking bottle of rum, even whiskey, it would have been a no-brainer. But you're gonna drink it. It's not like you're not gonna drink it. Who's gonna drink it? I'm not drinking that shit. Oh yeah, you're gonna fucking go to the LC instead of fucking drinking that, I'm sure.

Come on, man. You know you're gonna drink it. I'll drink it. Are you gonna drink it? If we can mix it with some fucking, dumb it down with some ginger ale or... Let's mix them all together. That's the cocktail.

He says... No, that's not... That's some fucking swamp water as shit. Yeah, I'm telling you, I don't... Okay. There's gotta be some rules. That smell has to go. I don't know how you're gonna get rid of that smell. Even if you're camping in the yard, you can't be smelling like that. No, you can't. Okay, I'll shower more than once a month.

Promise. No. Every day. Of the week? shower more than once a month. Promise. No. Every day. Of the week? Every fucking day of the week. When you get up like a normal person, have a fucking shower, use some soap. Or a hose down.

Hose them down. But Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis, they don't shower every fucking day. Did you read about that? They don't do it. Why should I? They have never lived in a fucking cave, Sam. Okay, okay. Every day of the week. You can take Saturdays off.

Oh, yes. All right, you can have a Saturday off. Yes, sure, Ashton Kutcher wipes his arse though. Yes, he definitely wipes his arse. That's the difference. Yeah, well, you don't always have toilet paper, you know? And I'm sure he cleans up after banging. Fuck knows what he does.

He's probably got one of those French fucking toilets that massages your ass and gives you a high-pressure blast. A bidet? Bidets don't massage your ass. They squirt shit out, but they don't massage it. It's actually quite pleasant. Well, it's quite pleasant. Hose down your arse, take a shower, take Saturdays off. If you can get us some booze by the end of today,

maybe, maybe, maybe. I'll get you real rum. Real rum. Real rum. All right. You can sleep next to his fucking shed. What? No. You can sleep to the right side. Not next to my trailer. No, he can sleep under Ricky's porch. Under his deck.

No, I've got someone staying there next week. How am I sharing? He's not sleeping next to my shed. I've got things to do. Where I need to have my faculties. Or wait now. You pay us 50 bucks a month, you can have the top bunk in his shed.

Yeah, okay. Clearly you're joking. I'm not. 50 bucks is a lot of money. Yeah, okay. Clearly you're joking. I'm not. 50 bucks is a lot of money right now. You just said you're hungry. 50 bucks, you can sleep on Julian's couch. No, you can't. You can't sleep anywhere near my fucking trailer smelling like that.

But I'm not going to be smelling like this. Remember, I have to shower six times a week. Let's think about it. You come back clean. Maybe rip more food. Yeah, that's a good idea, Ricky. Okay, we're gonna need to think on that one. Let us think about it. We're gonna have a meeting right now,

find some rum, come back a little bit later. Okay, I can do that, I can do that. And I'll bring back real rum, I promise, real rum. Awesome. Okay, guys, enjoy the food, enjoy the booze. And take the thoughts, take the thoughts. Okay. Not a fucking chance.

What the fuck just happened there? Don't know, man. That stink alone, that's a no for me. No, definitely no for me. No, definitely a no for me. I might wait till he gets us the bullet. But what if this was a trick? What do you mean? Well, what if these down there egg rolls

were up his arse or something? Oh man, don't say that. Don't say, no. What? Would he do something like that? They do taste a little off. No, they taste fine. I've been monitoring them.

No, but he totally would do something like that, Bubbs. You know, I don't know if he's smart enough. Right, now there's a fucking hare. There's a fucking hare. Uh-uh. No. Done. Game over. Could be a bear. Could be a bear hare. No, it was one of the thick, curly kind.

Oh, Jesus. Have fun eating that, boys. I'm done. Might have had them up his arse. He totally had those things up his arse. All right, what are we doing? We're going to figure out science. Science? Yeah.

All right. How the fuck does this happen? Two female sharks kept in a tank. Yeah. One of them has a baby. Just been two females in the tank for 10 fucking years. 10 years? No males, so how the fuck do they make a baby?

It's a Jesus shark. It's an immaculate conception Jesus shark. They said it must be asexual reproduction, but. Or one of the tank cleaners. That's what I was thinking. Dumped a batch in the pool? Someone dumped a batch in the pool that impregnated the shark.

Did the baby shark look normal? Yeah. Or did it have teeth like a human? No, it looked really beautiful. Beautiful. Okay, so maybe someone dumped some shark load in there. Somebody could have jacked off a shark, I guess, and then used a turkey baser. Totally, man.

Yeah. Or it's asexual. I don't know. You know what it is? It's definitely an inside job. Didn't we know somebody that jacked off a shark? An inside hand job. We met somebody in L.A., didn't we?

That jerked off a shark? I thought we did. No, no. Someone put one of those shark vacuum cleaners up their handle. There wasn It jerked off a shark? I thought we did. No, no, someone put one of those shark vacuum cleaners up there, or the handle. There wasn't jacking off a shark. Well, maybe that's what it was. He was jacking off as he could.

I met someone who used to jerk off monkeys for a living. Maybe that's what I'm thinking of. A monkey jerker? That monkey jerker we met. That was a weird one. What a weird career. 25 bucks an hour, man. Is that all it was?

Mm-hmm. Fuck. No, it was $25 a monkey. A monkey per load. And he was doing four monkeys an hour. So it was 100 bucks an hour. I didn't know that monkeys in showbiz just jack off all the time, so you gotta jack them off between takes

so that they don't do their business on screen. That goes for every monkey. Michael Jackson, he had a monkey, right? I guarantee you he was jacking him like left and right. Every ten minutes he probably had to jack the thing off. No, he would have somebody hired to do it. Would he? You think Michael Jackson was a monkey jacker? Absolutely. He loved that fucking monkey. What was a monkey-jacker? Absolutely.

He loved that fucking monkey. What was the monkey's name? We know what his name was. What? Little Monk? No, what was Michael Jackson's monkey's name? His name was Bubbles. What was that? Hey, I didn't know that.

He definitely jerked off. You knew that. So Michael Jackson jerked off bubbles. Constantly. Very funny. Fucking ten times a day, I bet. How was he? Did he have the glove on?

I don't expect that thing to shape you. Beat it. Beat it was on. Oh, man. You hear about these fucking sea snakes that are attacking divers? No, man. They're not really attacking them,

they're actually trying to fuck them. They don't have very good vision, they think the divers are actually other sea snakes that they can take a little run at. No way. Yeah. I would not be happy if a six foot sea snake came at me and tried to fuck me.

Is that what it's doing? Or maybe I would, I don't know. How would a snake fuck you, Rick? I don't know, how do they, do snakes have cocks? They must have cocks. Well, a snake cock wouldn't be very big. Well, a six foot snake would have to be at least a foot, wouldn't it?

How did you come up with that fucking measurement? Yeah, what's the math there? What is it? Like, how? Yeah, you're right, because I'm six feet. That's a good one, man. Alright, so he's got an eight inch car. Or a two inch.

But he might not. No? I mean, he might not. No? I mean, he might just take the former one, too, and just use himself. He could just stab his tail in there. He might just go fucking head bore right in there, head first. Well, you know what? Funny you said that. There's a guy over in Thailand.

What are those fucking crazy looking eels called? Morays. He had constipation, decided to fucking ram a moray eel up his ass. You couldn't fit a moray eel up your ass. He put the snout right in there, hoping it would eat, I guess, whatever was up there. What the fuck kind of thinking is that?

I don't want to constipate. I gotta go find an eel and shove its head in my ass. Totally fucked him over, man. Oh, do you think? He must have been some, like, he must have had the cramps of a motherfucker to be able to, like, I'm gonna put this thing up my ass. You should have put something that's more hungry than an eagle. Well, how about just a...

A miniature dog of some sort. Kale Peptide or whatever the fuck they call it. What did he think it was gonna do once it was in there? Eat the shit in his colon. But how could it get its mouth open if it's in there? Hey, you're talking about a guy who stuck a fucking eel up his ass. I don't know. I have no answers for you, man.

Did it work? No, he had to go to the fucking hospital. He's lucky he didn't put an electric eel up there. He chewed the shit out of his fucking anal. Was the eel okay? I think the eel was alright. The eel had to go for counseling. It was full. A little bit full.

PTSD. I imagine he would. Imagine having your head shoved up someone's ass. Matthew or eel. Some people might like it. Electric eel would do a number up there. What's the weirdest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? Speaking of that.

Probably a rock. Going way back? A rock? up there. What's the weirdest thing you've ever wiped your ass with? Speaking of that. Probably a rock. Going way back? A rock? Yeah, you used skipping stone. I used different times. I've used rocks to wipe my ass. What about, oh, you've also- I've used corn on the cob. Works really good actually. If you get a big rock, a big river stone smooth rock, and you just spin it- I thought you used like, A big river stone smooth rock and you just spin it. I like these like, kind of like, you know, butter knife. Not a jagged rock, like a nice river stone. Give it a spin. Like a flat, not sharp on any side. Yeah, like smooth, but still with some contours to.

And do you scrape or do you? You just spin it. Didn't you use a wooden spoon once? I don't believe so. You used a $10 bill at the time, remember that? Yeah, you wasted $10 on your ass. No, I don't believe so. You used a ten dollar bill that time, remember that? Yeah, you wasted ten bucks on your ass. No, I wasn't, didn't care. Fern, you've used a fern.

Ferns aren't bad. I tell you, the corn on the cob is probably the best. The corn on the cob? Yep. It just cleans everything out beautifully. Do you, do you stripe it like a bank card or do you... You kind of... Yeah. In. You go in with it.

You don't go in. You don't do that. You turn it as you're pulling. You go in and then you turn and then... No, there's no insertion. You swipe it like a bank card but with a twirl. Yes. I could see. What else? You've used maple leaves before. You swipe it like a bank card but with a twirl. Yes.

I could see. What else? You've used maple leaves before. These are all things you used. No, I was there when you did it. Well, you did it, man. We went camping. You used everything out there in the woods. I used a sponge on a stick. Worked pretty well.

Didn't you use a salamander once? Was it a salamander? Yeah. It was a big one though. No. I think it was a newt. Oil filter, a Fram oil filter. I don't think that would've worked great. No, it didn't.

Yeah. So here's a mind blowing fact. Fortune cookies, not Chinese. What? Nope. In fact, the Chinese think we're fucked for using them. Are you fucking kidding me? They were invented in Japan, I guess, and then the Americans fucking made them popular.

That doesn't surprise me. Yeah, if you go to a restaurant in China, you do not get a fucking fortune cookie. That's bullshit, man. You know what they call Chinese food over there? Food? Yep. They should. Get it? They're not gonna say, let's go out call Chinese food over there? Food? Yeah. They should. Get it? They're not going to say, let's go out for Chinese food.

They're just going to say, let's go out for food. We don't say, let's go get some Canadian food. No, we do not. We shouldn't. No, Ricky, that's the point. Well, don't theirs are kind of Canadian food? You don't see those down in the States? No.

What's he going to start calling it? I want some Canadian food today. Jesus, those are extra greasy. Fucking extra greasy today. Extra greasy donairs. Oh, man, I found this was fucked. This woman got in a high-speed chase. It was a tracking device on her car.

She had no chance of getting away. But she was so cocky that she stopped at the drive-thru at McDonald's to get some food during the pursuit. She thought she could just smash her way out. She stopped to order food. Yeah, and the cops were like, Gotcha, you dumb idiot. Jesus, Ricky, you haven't even done that before.

No, but you know what? It's a good idea. You know what, this is 20% alcohol. It's not a good idea actually, you know what I mean? But if you could do it and get away with it, you'd probably be in like a record book of some sort. Yeah, this is 20%. That's not normal for wine, is it? No, it's high.

No, that's what I'm saying. It's fortified wine. It's wine with liquor in it. And it doesn't taste great. You know what? I might be able to drink that. With Coke? It's 20%, man.

No, straight up. Great white. It's got a shark on No, straight up. Great white. It's got a shark on it. All right, I'm getting into the shark later. Did you know somebody got bit by a shark around here? Yeah, they're stupid too, whatever they were. Yeah, I heard a rumor about that. What rumor?

That she fucking. Deserved it? It was a great white shark, apparently. It's eating the fuck out of a seal pup. And she decided she was going to jump in the water because she wanted to see what it looked like from underwater. What? She didn't think the shark would attack her,

and she didn't think a shark bite would be that bad. Has she never seen fucking shark week or jaws? I know, like, what the fuck? Like, the baby seal pup, that's an appetizer. She jumps in, it's like, okay, entree. Yeah. I'm fucking picking O now. Probably gonna regret that decision for a while.

So she get bit up a bit or what? Oh, yeah, she fucking lost part of her ass and all the skin. No way. Oh, Jesus, Murphy. Yeah, she got fucked over good. I don't even know how she survived. What do you do when you lose half your ass? I think they can replace those now.

Hmm. Cool. Don't they have ass implants? Yeah. You should get one, bubs. Yeah, man, you should get some ass implants. I don't want a big muscular ass. I've got a dainty little ass and that's fine with me. Well, I still can't believe Losko showed up. September the 3rd, was anybody born?

Oh, little Porsche, German guy, auto kid. The Porsche. Ferdinand the Porsche. He's made a lot of good cars in his day, that guy. Yeah. James Whitey Bulger. That was a crazy motherfucker. Al Jardine? He's dead, eh?

Do you know that? Oh. Yeah, he died in 2018. They fucking, uh, they beat the fuck out of him with a bunch of batteries in a pillowcase or something. Fuck, that would have sucked. Just beat the shit out of him. Oh, he was a mobster. Whitey, man, you know Whitey Bulzer.

Yeah, he's from fucking Boston. Yeah. Al Jardine, you like him, man. Al Jardine. Beach Boys. Yeah. Who else? Steve Jones from Sex Pistols.

Don Brewer from Grand Funk Railroad. Eric Bell, founder member of Thin Lizzy. Julian's getting right into the great white. It's not bad. 20% wine's not bad. Holy fuck, Julian. There you go, bud. What, man? Charlie fucking Sheen. All right.

Don't you like him? No, well, I don't know, man. What should I say? Carlos Estevez. Ooh, Carlos Estevez. Yeah, that's his real name. That's his real name? Yeah.

Emilio's brother. Oh, fuck, I didn't know that was his real name. But then his real name? Yeah. Emilio's brother. Oh fuck, I didn't know that was his real name. But then he decided he liked shiny fabric and changed his name to Sheen. That's not...oh he did that man. Yeah. So is he still fucking all banged up or what? Charlie Sheen? Call him and ask him, I don't know.

He's banged up there for a while. You know who he's cousins with? Who? Billy Gloss. Frankie Doll. Who? Frankie Doll. Frankie Doll. Frankie Doll. Yeah.

Freddie Flasher. All right, we need to go make some money. All right, we're gonna make some money. Oh, not anymore, I've got forward and left for today. All right, we'll wait till tomorrow to make money. We'll come up with some ideas gonna make some money. Aw, not anymore. I've got forward liquor now, so... Well, we're good for today. All right, but we'll wait till tomorrow to make money. We'll come up with some ideas to make some money tonight. We need to come up with some creative cocktails for this shit.

How fucked up will I be after drinking 1.5 liters of Great White? You're gonna be fucked and you're gonna have a bad headache tomorrow. All right, just remind me to drink some fucking water, please, when I'm done with this. You gonna drink the whole thing? The whole fucking thing, man. Which one do you want, Bubbs? I'll take this guy, I guess. You're on the Kellys. Oh, this is 20% too.

I'll drink a bottle of Kelly's wine. What's this one? This one's 20%. Yeah. Boys. I'm not gonna drink the whole bottle. I'll have a nice glass. Come on. You're drinking the whole... If I'm drinking the whole bottle, you're drinking the whole bottle.

I'm not drinking a whole bottle of Kelly's wine. I'll be fucking shitting myself. Bet you 10 bucks you can't. I already know I can't. I've done it before. And I was up and fucking climbed up the goddamn Ferris wheel at the Bell Lynch. All right, we'll make sure if you do,

you're gonna drink that whole thing and we'll make sure you'll stay away from that. Okay, cheers boys. Cheers. Are we gonna let Lasco move in? No. Alright, cheers to that. Fuck em.

Ugh.