Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 153 - “F**k Off” Fridays

Episode Date: July 23, 2018

Ricky creates a new segment for the podcast, where he tells people and things to f**k off! Julian talks about different types of banging, and the Boys brainstorm badass food names! Episode 153 is brought to you by the official Trailer Park Boys Store, SwearNet.com (the only place to watch the video of this podcash), Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky, and the Boys' own Freedom 35 lager!

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And a new beer is born. Try my new Ricky's Catch-23 malt liquor. It's stronger than you are. Julian. Whoa. What the hell was that, man? We're already on. Well, I always thought it wasn't on. Excuse me, everybody. Well, it was on.

Okay. Want to get right into it? Because I want to get into my next beer. Let's do it, buddy. This is the official sound. To start, here we go. Three, two, one. Oh, yeah, baby. Yeah. What is the difference between excuse and excuse?

Well, Ricky... You wouldn't say excuse me. No, it's just pronounced different for excuse me. Not excuse me. Excuse me. And you wouldn't say, you can't use that as an excuse. No, it wouldn't work. Well, because one is like, it's just, I don't know, Rick, that's a good question.

Quick question right out of the gate. Still can't find my fucking, goddamn, dino marker. Fuck. You guys ate all the popcorn. Fuck off. Look, I'm gonna, I'm left with these little popcorn nipples. There's a whole bag there, shitwhips. That's what they look like, little popcorn nipples. And I ate all the popcorn. Fuck off. Look, I'm left with these little popcorn nipples. There's a whole bag there, shitwhips. That's what they look like, little popcorn nipples.

And I want the cheese flavor. Your mother's got popcorn nipples. I'll take the cheese flavor. Here. Pour that right there and you can have the butter. I don't like the butter fucking flavor. Well, you do. How could you not? Why don't?

You told me your favorite. It's like in the fucking movie theater. You said I love butter. Your mama loves butter. That's not proven. Penis butter. She loved butter, believe me. All over her... Don't say penis butter.

...this region. Are you gonna start the fucking thing? Yeah, you idiot. What's going on, fuckers? This is official Trailer Park Boys podcast coming at you right now. Podcast number 153. July 20th. Put a little bit into that one.

That's not bad. I got it all right. Welcome. It's not nearly as good as the fucking cheese one, man. I don't give a fuck. I got the cheese one right here. It reminds me of something that's been pissing me off. We should start telling people to fuck off.

All right. What do you mean start, Ricky? You've been doing that since you were three. Okay. I meant on the podcast. Who do you want to tell to fuck off? A bunch of people. Like who?

Well, chip companies. All right. Why? What the fuck is with so much air in the bag? I was reading this thing about it's crazy how much. Sometimes 50% is fucking air. That is... Not all the companies. Hey, but you know what?

It's, it's, they don't get fucked over because there's so much air, man. It's like a fucking, those little bubble things. There's enough room where it can fucking bang around and crash into each other and break up. I don't know, man. I think it's all, you know, deliver in the bag. Each chip should be in its own wrapper.

Also, they fucking charge you the same amount of money and the fucking amount you get is less. It's done by weight. I know, but the weight is less

than it used to be charging the same fucking money. 150 grams of chips. That used to be 200 grams, I bet. It's fucking bullshit. And they cut back on flavors. Not all of them.

Oh, yeah, when they start skimping out on the flavors, man. There is less dust on them, isn't there? That's bullshit. Pisses me off. Wish I could buy chips. If I could find chips that were made when I was a boy. Ricky ordered ketchup chips the other day. They were barely even red.

Yeah. A lot of hickory sticks the same way. Barely even fucking hickory tasting, right? It sucks. The whole bag just... And they can't just call them stacks or they won't sell. They've got to call them Hickory. They should have some flavor. If you're going to call them Hickory, you've got to put the Hickory on them.

All right, I'm glad I got that out of my system. Drive the Hickory to it. Anybody you guys want to tell the fuck off? Anything pissing you off? Companies or other shit in the world? I don't know, Ricky. No. It feels good to tell things and people the fuck off.

Do you have other people you'd like to tell that to? I'll come up with some. I must have one. There's got to be some people I want to tell the fuck off. Who's been pissing me off lately? Let's tell people to fuck off Fridays. Fuck off Fridays. Yep. It's a new segment.

We just got to think of people to tell it to. Corey and Jacob, let's just tell them to fuck off because it's a fuck off Friday. That's easy. Oh, the cab driver that picked me up the other night? He can fuck off. The one that tried to, you know... What, Ricky? No cab driver tried anything. He tried to say I didn't pay him after I handed him the money. Cock sucker.

Yeah, that guy can fuck off. I definitely paid him. I only had $10 on me. I handed it to him. He put it in his pocket, wrote up the thing and said, well, are you gonna pay me? No, we didn't. I said I fucking paid you, bud. He needs a good beat down. Well, he doesn't need a beat down, Ricky, but...

We should pay him a visit though and get your money back. No, I paid him fair and square, but he tried to make me pay him twice. Well, that means he owes you 10 bucks then for being a fucking asshole. Right? Yeah. What? Yeah, maybe he does owe me money. He taught a lesson, man.

Here's a company that doesn't need to fuck off. This company makes toys for when you're the highest. Smart. What do you mean? The what? Highest. Right now I'm pretty high. When you're the highest, simple operation.

So they design their toys for when people are super fucking big, that they're easy to operate. Like what? Let me see that. What does, why is it, how is it easy? I don't know, I haven't opened it yet. What does it say? Highest. Simple operation. Highest. So operation. Highest.

So when you're the highest, that's easy to fucking use. Why would they throw that on the front of the box? For people like me, as soon as I saw it, I'm buying that fucking thing from when I'm big. Ricky, it's not about... No, it's... Ricky, it's not a toy for high people. See if the operation is as simple as they claim. But why does it say highest and simple operation on the front, Bubz? Because it's a helicopter.

But why do they have to fucking throw that on the box? Because it's made for fucking three-year-olds. So the parents read it simple operation. Oh, my little guy could work it. Why can't they just put fucking three and under? Because they're trying new techniques. It does. I don't know.

I guess you just do this. Ow. No. It's pretty easy to use, I guess. I thought there'd be more to it than that. Fucking open the wings up at the thingies there. Oh! Whoa.

All right. Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah, it did. See? They put lasers in it. That's for people like me that are baked. You want to play around? Look who's coming.

Laser chopper. It's not a laser. Ricky. Jesus, that burned my retina. That burned my retina. Don't fucking flash that shit in people's eyes. What the fuck is this thing? I think I can see better. Oh, look at this. This is easy operation.

Ricky, I think you gave me LASIK. I think I can see better. Just a second. This takes it to a whole new level. Are you kidding me? Look who's coming now. Bob, stop looking into the fucking light. I think it made me see better. Fuck. I think I got some cheap LASIK.

Highest. Simple operation. Big fan. All right. Put that away until another... I can definitely see a little better. Another buzz on? That didn't make you fucking...

It didn't improve your vision. Okay. Toy. What do you guys want to talk about? Because I don't have a lot, other than I told chip companies to fuck off. Well, I told the cab driver to fuck off. Oh, let's see whose birthdays it is.

I hear that the June 20th is a good day to get born, especially if you like to be a music guy. Why, who's born? July 20th, you mean, Ricky? You're a month behind. Oh, yeah, July's. Whose birthday is it? Oh, fuck, Brian Wilson.

Somebody's heard. July 20th, 1942, Brian Wilson was born. You know who that is, right? Yes, man. American singer-songwriter. Ann Murray. Born in Englewood, California. That's where Snoop Dogg lives.

Englewood. Englewood, y'all's where Snoop Dogg lives. Englewood. Englewood, y'all. And Murray. Beach Boys. He was in the Beach Boys. I'm not done talking about Brian Wilson. Oh. He was born in Englewood, and Snoop Dogg lives there.

Imagine if Snoop Dogg and Brian Wilson did a song together. Let me know when you lose your Brian Wilson wood. Brian Wilson did a song together. Let me know when you lose your Brian Wilson wood. All these coasters are hit by Really dig those towns they went Who's that again? That's the Beach Boys. Yeah.

It's not the Beach Boys' birthday. Well, it's Brian Wilson. He was one of the Beach Boys. He wrote it, produced it. He got all fucked up on drugs and shit, and he hasn't really... He's not right. He's a little fucked in the head. Oh, yeah.

That guy. Brian, he was in bed for about three years. Lying in bed just like Brian Wilson's dead. No, like Brian Wilson did. What? Lying in bed just like Brian Wilson. He's dead. No, Ricky. He's alive.

He's alive. Just like Brian Wilson's dead. Well, that doesn't even make sense. He was doing the same thing he did. He was in bed. Like Brian Wilson. That's fucking stupid. He was in bed for three years, Ricky.

I thought he was laying there because it's like he's dead. He's so fucking lying in bed just three years, Ricky. I thought he was laying there because it's like he's dead. He's so fucking lying in bed just like Brian Wilson's dead. Like he's so fucked and shitting everywhere that it's like he's dead. That may have happened, but he's not dead. No, Ricky, it's I'm lying in bed just like Brian Wilson did, referring to when he laid in bed for three years. It's not the same song to me anymore.

I don't like it. OK, so Ricky's song got ruined. Thanks, guys. Sorry, Ricky. And if you want to find me, I'll be out in the same barhouse, wondering where all the love is gone. Playing my guitar and building castles in the, whoa, whoa, whoa. Bob, snap out of it, man.

Are you okay? I'm all right. I'm just singing the song. Who's that? Nice. That was the same song, Ricky. It didn't sound like the same song. You lost me.

Yeah, man. Not saying that you're singing shitty, but... Was that like an out of the studio version? A live version. At the beach? It was in the right key and everything. I know you're singing shitty, but... Was that like an out-of-the-studio version? A live version. At the beach?

It was in the right key and everything. Did they ever play live at the beach? That would have been a good idea. The Beach Boys? Yeah. They had concerts at the beach, I believe. Today, live at the beach. Guess who?

The Beach Boys. Well, you couldn't say guess who, because people might stop reading right there and go, oh, guess who? Guess who? Guess who? Guess who? Guess who? Guess who?

Guess who? Guess who? Guess who? Guess who? That'd be a good way to get people there. Hmm. Well, yeah. Yeah.

Or you could just, yeah, bill it as the Beach Boys. All right. All right, who's up next? You done your Brian Wilson? What are we talking about? Birthdays, man. 1944, fucking 1945. Ann Murray. Ann Murray What are we talking about? Birthdays, man. 1944, fucking 1945. Ann Murray.

Ann Murray. Ann Murray. She can fucking sing, man. Snowbird. She can sing. She's from Spring Hill, Nova Scotia. That's where the penitentiary is, huh? That is where the penitentiary is.

How come you guys don't pronounce the A in that word? What word? Ann Murray. Because her name's Ann Murray. Ann Murray. So why would's Anne Murray. Anne Murray. So why would they have an A? That can fuck off. The A in her name?

Yeah. Springhill, Nova Scotia, Canada. I guess in Springhill they don't pronounce A's. Here's a fact I bet you didn't know. What? Anne Murray. Dolly Parton. Guess what famous singer said,

this is my favorite female singer of all time. She's got the best female voice. Guess who said that? Let me guess, one of the Beatles. A guy from Helix. That's not a good guess. What's your guess? One of the Beatles, maybe.

Simon Crowe. Or whatever his name is. Simon Cowell? Yeah, he's a good guess. What's your guess? Is that one of the Beatles, maybe? Simon Crowe. Or whatever his name is. Simon Cowell? Yeah, he's a good singer. Guesser. No. Dr. Dre. The king of rock and roll, Elvis Presley.

Elvis Presley. I knew it was somebody fucking big. I thought he was dead. He is, but when he was alive and she was singing. She was old enough to sing then? Ricky, she was born in 1945. What if they ever banged? Alvis and Ann Murray, I don't think he banged her. But you know what I wonder?

What? You know who she used to hang out with? Who? John Lennon, Harry Nelson, Alice Cooper. No, she didn't. There's a famous picture from the Troubadour, which we could probably put up on the screen. Troubadour in L.A.

John Lennon, Harry Nelson, Anne Murray, Alice Cooper, Mickey Dolenz from the Monkees. Man, that's cool. I didn't know she was that cool. I mean, I knew she was cool, but wow. So she used to, like, drink a lot maybe? She used to hang. Had drugs into her maybe?

I'm thinking she probably did. That was in the 70s. She was probably into the, you know, the sniffy sniffy. There was a lot of gangbang and, you know, orgies. A lot of sniffy sniffy back then. A lot of orgies back then, too. A little headgear. What?

I don't know. Isn't that what they called it? On the strip? On the strip. Headgear. What? I don't know. Isn't that what they called it? On the strip? On the strip. Headgear? Maybe that was a different drug. I don't know. I think they called it Sniffy Sniffy.

Sniffy Sniffy. I believe they were into that a lot in the 70s in Los Angeles. Sniffy, sniffy. Everybody knows it was the thing to do, man. It was cool. Well, it wasn't even frowned upon. No. Okay, who's up next?

Oh, fuck. Here we go. Oh, Julian. Lionel Richie, 1949. What are you saying? Oh, Julian. How many times did you make love Listening to Lion Richie It's a good

You know Good banging music Definitely Make love That's what he used to call it Julian did Yeah You guys remember that girl

Last night I made love to her I never fucking said that You did You know why I didn't You would be saying You're making love to women And I tried to dis that. You did. No, I didn't. You would be saying you're making love to women. And I try to dis her saying, no, no. So you're banging her.

You're like, no. We made love. It's always been banging, okay? There's special banging. There's just hardcore banging. You know, there's different types. And making love. And there's the sentiment.

Making love. The sentiment type. The what? Sentiment? Yeah, it's sentimental. Sentiment type. The what? Sentiment? Yeah, it's sentimental. Sentimental. Bangin'. No, man.

I don't say that. It's bangin'. So you banged Lionel Richie? No. Pictures of him, you mean? No, man. No, no, no. Bob, just let's move on.

There's music that's good to bangin', you know. While you were doing it, were you thinking about his videos? No, you don't. So you're banging. Oh, what a feeling to be dancing on the ceiling. That's probably not one of the tunes I'd be playing. Unless, you know, it's a party or something, I guess.

What Lionel Richie song would you bang to? I don't know, man, I'd have to look some up. Wasn't there a... Lady. Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah, that's a good one I'm banging on the ceiling All night long that's a good one Do it too long I bang I bang I bang all night long. I bang, I bang all night long.

I'm done. Lady. Call it love. You know, there's all kinds of tunes, man. It's romantic. It's called being romantic, bubs. And making love, yeah. Fuck.

All right, who's up next? John Goodman. Right on, man. He is a good man. He's good. 1952, John Goodman. Right on, man. He is a good man. He's good. 1952, John Goodman was born. I like that motherfucker. 52, eh?

So he's not crazy old yet. Best role he ever played. He'd be, what, 65 now? 65? Hmm? Best role he's ever fucking played. John Goodman's best role? Yeah. Oh, fuck. Not bowling. That's easy, man. Big Lebowski on Goodman's best role. Yeah, fuck

Not both easy man. Yeah, I love our ski big Lebowski. Yeah, that's great. He's with the dude He's been good in a lot of shit, but I loved him in that fucking movie I like the dude the dude had the the the stern white Russian. He's a smash in the car. It was wrong fucking car That's funny Don't remember that what other good movies for the end. Oh Fuck he's been in a ton man That was funny. Don't remember that. What other good movies was he in? Oh, fuck. He's been in a ton, man. Name one. That Dinosaur movie.

What was that called again? Jurassic Park. Yeah. He was in Jurassic Park? He may not have been. I don't think so. But if he was, he was probably good. He was in, um, I'll tell you what he was in.

He's been in about 100 movies. I'll tell you what he was in. He's been in about 100 movies. I'll tell you what he was in. Monsters, Inc. Rosanna. Flintstones. The fucking Flintstones. The Gambler. Flight.

Coyote Ugly. Rock and Phobia. The Babe. The Hangover Part 3. King Ralph. Oh, Brother. The Monsters. Oh, Brother. Where Art Thou? He was awesome in that. Oh, yeah, I watched his. Old Brother, where art thou?

He was awesome in that. Oh, yeah, yeah, that was good. Yeah, he was good in that. He was great in that. Atomic Blonde. What else was he in? There was another huge one he was in. Patriot's Day.

That was a good fucking movie. Yeah. That was good, man. Tom Clancy. You like him, Ricky? I liked his ideas of crazy shit. See you love, Pacino. Come on.

Yeah, that was a good one. The Big Easy. Oh, man, he's got way too many. Okay, moving on. Fuck him. He's got way too many movies, man. Well, he was on Roseanne. I mean, that was his biggest.

That was a big thing, yeah, but the Blues Brothers, 2000. Is that still on? Roseanne? Yeah. Didn't it start up again? Yeah, she fucking went off. Oh, Ricky got canceled. Yeah.

Really? It wasn't doing well? He was being stupid on Twitter, man. You don't read the news, do you? I do, but then I forget it. She said something. What'd she say, something racist? It was racist, man.

It was really stupid. Of course, he blames it on the drugs. Oh. Oh, yeah, she said something racist, and then she tried to say she was on drugs. Some fucking pills. Ambulin? Ambien. Ambien.

She was on Ambien. That's pretty crazy shit, huh? Yeah, man. Remember Tom Arnold told us some crazy stories about her? Yeah. Yeah. Because he was married to her? Yeah.

That was funny. That was... He told us she sounds like a bit of a handful, doesn't she? With the stabbings and stuff. Yeah, well, maybe we shouldn't talk about that stuff. Well, I'm just saying. Could start up another fucking war or something. Well, who else we got? Michael Anthony.

Rock, bassist, and singer for Van Halen. Wasn't he also famous for something to do with Julius Caesar? That was a different Michael Anthony. Is he related to that other Anthony guy? Anthony Bourdain? No, he used to bang J-Lo. Mark Anthony?

Oh, same guy, is it? No. They kind of look alike, don't they? No, they don't. Michael Anthony's kind of a big, greaseballed mullet. Oh, he was in Pretty Woman? Oh, okay, I was thinking the other guy. No, Pretty Woman. was in Pretty Woman? Oh, okay, I was thinking the other guy. No, Pretty Woman.

They sang Pretty Woman. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. You know Van Halen, Pretty Woman. Yeah, but they didn't. That's not their song, is it? No, it's Roy Orbs. Roy. All right, anybody else?

Oh, fuck. Nicole. Hot. Yes, everybody else. Oh, fuck. Nicole. Hart. Yes. Nicole Kidman. Hart. Holy fuck, I didn't know she had a fake Australian accent, though. It says here she was born in Honolulu.

Honolulu. Yeah, that's not in Australia, is it? Then she probably fucking got on a plane and went to... She moved there as a kid, Ricky, probably. Doesn't mean her accent's fake. You're not born with an accent, Ricky. I thought you was. No, you learned it.

You developed the accent. How did I get born with English? Well, when you were born, Ricky, you did not speak English. You didn't speak anything. You learned it from Ray. So if I'd grown up somewhere else, I could get speaking whatever they talks about.

You'd be talking differently. I can't even talk. Imagine if you grew up, like, over in England or something. Ricky, if you were born in Germany, guess what you'd speak right now? Don't know. German. Really? That might be cool.

You guys wouldn't understand a fucking thing I was saying, though. No, we wouldn't. I'd have to have subtitles right here. Little screen. We probably wouldn't even be friends if you were born in Germany. I wouldn't know you if you were born in Germany, Ricky. There's a good invention. A little screen you wear around your neck. When you're in different countries

and you speak a lot of the English and the screen puts it in their words. Real time. A screen you wear around? Yeah, just like a little baby TV. They make them pretty light these days. Or you could have a T-shirt with those lead bulbs or whatever that,

right across your nipple area. Because that's what everyone's looking at usually anyway. So as you speak, it translates it and puts it on your shirt. There you go. Make me rich. Make you rich. Okay, we'll work on that. Nicole Kidman, now what was her best movie? Oh. Let's work on that. Nicole Kidman, now, what was her best movie?

Oh. Let's talk about that. Oh, man, she just had some doozies. Dead Calm. Dead Calm was a good one. What's the one where she pretty much was naked and doing it? Oh, Eyes Wide Shut? Eyes Wide Shut, man.

Eyes Wide Shut, Stanley Kubrick. I only said that because Chipper whispered it to me. Eyes wide shut, Stanley Kubrick. I only said that because Chipper whispered it to me. Eyes wide shut, Stanley Kubrick. She was... I don't understand what that means. What? How are they wide shut? Your eyes?

Play on words, right? Total play on words, man. Eyes wide shut. Okay. I'm just going to let it go before my brain shuts down and says, fuck off with that shit. Yeah, I don't even want to think about that stuff. Your brain shuts down on you, does it, if you try to push it too hard? If I try to fucking make it do things it doesn't want to.

It's like, fuck you, bud. We're done for a little while. Then I have to go to bed. but we're done for a little while. Then I have to go to bed. So, Ricky, when your brain says things to you, like, fuck off, bud. Yep.

Do you hear it saying that, or do you think it? I think I just think that, or I see a picture or something that says brain. Oh, your brain? Really? Fuck off, bud. Your brain puts up images for you to Oh, your brain? Really? Fuck off, bud. Your brain puts up images for you to see, does it? Sometimes it does. If I close my eyes, I see shit. Or it might be in the clouds.

Brains are smart, man. Don't fucking think for one second they're not smarter than you. She was also good in that, what was that race movie? Days of Thunder. The Tommy Cruise, yeah. Days of Thunder. She took the thunder, boys. She was a doctor.

She looked pretty various. Yeah. Days of Thunder. What's the one where the guy comes back from the war? The Civil War. Oh, 24th of... No.

4th of July. No, that's the Vietnam War. The Civil War. Oh. Cold Mountain or something Mountain. Cold Mountain. Brokeback? Not Brokeback Mountain.

That's the gay film. It's, uh... Fuck. What was it called? I think it's Cold Mountain.back Mountain. That's the gay film. It's, uh... Fuck. What was it called? I think it's Cold Mountain. Cold Mountain. Sounds like it could be... She was hardcore in that movie, huh?

Yeah, she was... There was a hot scene. Did no one fuck with her in that movie. Brokeback Mountain's the one where the two cowboys were doing it all the time. Couldn't stop themselves. They were in love, man. It was a great movie. It was a good movie.

Fantastic movie. I can't quit you, he said. You know what the subtext there is? Can't stop thinking about your wiener. What did he say? He said, I can't quit you. I can't quit you. Boy, I think he called him boy,

and then he smooched him. Don't know. It was a fantastic movie, though. Very emotional. I think I cried. I broke back. You did cry. How many times did you watch that movie?

I only saw it once, maybe twice. Did you put it on pause at any parts of the movie? No, I did not. I saw it in the theater two times. Two times in the theater? Yes. All right. I went and saw it, and then I took a lady friend to see it.

What the fuck is with this next Bonte? What? He's got a bunch of handles, man. What? He's got a bunch of handles, man Geordie White Geordie White, Twiggy Ramirez Who the fuck is Twiggy Ramirez? He's in Marilyn Manson, I think

Ah, okay, now I get it So it's not Marilyn Manson, that's not his real name, Geordie White? No That's what I thought I was saying Geordie White, also known as Twiggy Ramirez Also Marilyn Manson. That's not his real name, Jordy White? No. That's what I thought I was saying. Jordy White, also known as Twiggy Ramirez, also Marilyn Manson. No, I don't think

so. I think he plays in Marilyn Manson's band. I think his name's Twiggy Ramirez. Alright. There was a supermodel named Twiggy, wasn't there? Yes, there was in the 60s, British. Wasn't the... Not R2-D2, but there was somebody else named Twiggy, wasn't it? Yes, there was in the 60s, British. Wasn't the... What? There was a... Not R2-D2, but there was a...

Somebody else named Twiggy on something. No, that was Twiggy. Twiggy. He was on Buck Rogers. Yeah, yeah. Mitty, mitty, mitty, hiya, Buck. Yeah, that's right. That was a good show back then.

Twiggy. That's a dumb name. Mitty, mitty, mitty, hiya, Buck. Mitty, mitty, mitty, suck it. Mitty, mitty, mitty, fuck yourself, Buck. Yeah, we watched, mitty, suck it. Mitty, mitty, mitty, fuck yourself, Buck. Yeah, we watch that show. Dirty cocksucker. Wow, what a great day to get born.

I'm jealous that people got the born on July 20th. Why? That's a good one. Why are you jealous? Just a lot of them. Cool day. A lot of cool people born on this day. Yeah, Brian Wilson, my favorite.

Anything you want to talk about? Anyone you want to tell the fuck off? No, man. Pups. What in the hell did we smoke again, Ricky? You know what? We've been eating nonstop. I know, that's what I mean.

We didn't eat anything. We showed up here in this fucking popcorn here. Whatever we smoked, it's the munchiest fucking stuff. It is. Fucking, those indica's can really make you eat. I can't stop eating this popcorn. Because I am way out of it. I don't know what we've been talking about for 20 minutes.

Doesn't matter. No idea. Last time I thought about it, I was talking about a cab cab driver how long ago was I talking about the cab driver about an hour 30 seconds ago an hour okay now you're freaking me out you say 30 seconds and you say an hour

at least man don't worry about it man did we go through a time warp no we didn't really even talk about anything just like that morning objects in the mirror the closer than they appeared Did we go through a time warp? No, we didn't really even talk about anything because I've got... Just like that warning, like, objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. Just pretend it's that. That's deep, man.

Objects in the mirror may appear closer than they are. Remember that song? No. That's good, man. Meatloaf. Hey, yes. Objects in the mirror may appear closer than they are. Meat.

Wonder how meat's doing these days. Meat? Hmm. Yeah, man. We met Meatloaf. You call him Meat, do you? Well, he said, you know, you guys are friends. You can call me Meat.

Then he said, if we became really good friends, we could call him The Loaf. Theloaf. You call him Meat, do you? Well, he said, you know, you guys are friends. You can call me Meat. Then he said, if we became really good friends, we could call him the Loaf. The Loaf. And we're like, ah. We never got that far. I wish we would have. Never got to call him the Loaf. I think I snuck a loaf in there.

Why didn't you meet Meatloaf? He was hanging out. He was hanging out here, man. I never met Meatloaf. No, because we were doing this deal when he was shooting a movie here or something, and he bought some shit off us, and we thought you wouldn't want to come with us.

He likes tequila and cigars. He likes tequila. We hooked him up with some both. Do you think he eats Meatloaf a lot, or do you think he just cut it right out of his diet? No, he has to. If you've got a name Meatloaf, you've got to basically order it every time you go over. Maybe that's what he orders, the loaf.

I'll take the loaf. Just take the loaf. I'll take an order of me, please. Pardon me, sir? Meatloaf. That's what I would do. Wow. I've been staring at this picture for a long time.

If you were going to be named after a food, Ricky, what would it be? What would you call yourself? Like, he called himself Meatloaf. Yeah, that's a good one. Really good. What other people are named after food? Check that out. What is it?

What the fuck is that? Cloned. They're cloned dogs. Great. There's 49 of these little fuckers that look identical. Great. I don't like that shit. I don't like that shit.

Chihuahuas. There's 40. They get a Guinness Book of World Records because he's... Fucked. 49 of these fucking things were made from him. It's pronounced Chihuahua. Chihuahua? Who fucking calls them Chihuahua?

Last National. Fuck, bubs. Ricky, what food would you name yourself after? Oh, shit, I forgot we were doing that. What other people are named after foods? Anybody? Must be. Carrot Top.

Carrot Top, that's right. It's a weird name, though. It's just Carrot Top. You should have green hair. Hmm. Well, maybe. No, he's referring to his top as the color of a carrot.

Carrot top. Okay. Carrot's not very hardcore. I'd want to be named something. Is there any vegetables that are crazy? Crazy vegetables? Big. Turnip? Pumpkin tits. something is there any vegetables that are crazy crazy vegetables big turnip pumpkin tits pumpkin pumpkin there's got to be other people Google people named

after food there's like other kids Apple these. It's all over the place, bubs. Just Google people named after foods. Famous people named after... What about shark? Can I call myself Shark-ter? It's not a food. It is. Shark steak. Shark is a food. So you're gonna call yourself Shark Steak?

That's pretty good. Mm. Mm-hmm. Oh, fuck. What? Daryl Strawberry, Fiona Apple, Halle Berry, John Candy... Kevin Bacon. Joyce Carol Oates, Kevin Bacon.

That's it for my list. Fuck, all the good ones are taken. What about burger? No, but there's nobody with just a one-word name like Bono, Madonna, Meatloaf. That's it. I've got it. It's my one name. What? Lamb.

I'm not gonna start calling you lamb. Because you know what, Ricky? Sometimes you're on the lamb when you're trying to get away from the cops. OJ. OJ. Not bad. Thanks. OJ.

He calls himself the juice. That's right. Murderer. You should at least be AJ. Full-on murderer. Apple Juice. Bree. Bree.

Fucking Bree. That's one. Bree. Sugar Ray Leonard. They used to call him Sugar. Sugar, yeah. He loves air. He wasn't refined sugar, though.

He was more like a... Moose. There's some people named Moose. That's not really a food. That's more of an animal. I thought there might... So Meatloaf might be the most hardcore single food named... He did it.

Entity. He did it. He's a badass. He fucking did it. That's impressive. Meatloaf. All right, you got anything fun to talk about, man, or I'm just going to fucking leave? I think we should just fucking go take naps.

My buzz on is wearing off quick. I need something to help me out. Mom? This is not good. Here, I'm going to finish my beer, and then we're going to go. Let's go to the bar. Let's go. Oh, man.

You know where we should go, boy? Don't tease me. Where? For the good time. Let's go get some Chinese food. Holy fuck. I got no money. I can cover you, Ricky.

What about me? You've got money. I don't have any money. You have money. I know you have money. Not for food. Do you have enough that I can get the double combination? Combo for two.

That's $17.50, Ricky. Plus a drink. I guess I could drink water. I'll loan you $20 and you can get whatever you want. $17.99 plus taxes and tip. I'll probably need $23. I need about $31. When do you tip, I'll probably need $23. I need about $31. When do you tip, Ricky?

He's never tipped in his life. I like to tip if it's deserving. Yeah, you flip some joints and stuff for people. Exactly. That's a good tip. If I had no money. If I had the money, I'd do it, but it's like, fuck. Do I put this in my gas tank?

You know who the biggest tipper in Hollywood is? Pacino. I was reading about tippers. Al Pacino. Bingo, he got it. 50%? 100%. 100%.

100%, that's a fucking good tip. Al Pacino gets a bill, big dinner bill, all his buddies there. Big bill, 5,000 bucks it was in New York City. Left a $5,000 tip. Al Pacino. Nice. You know who the stingiest non-tipper

is? Who? Take a guess. Is it a boy or a girl? It's a boy. Tiger Woods. Bingo. Fuck off. Tiger Woods. That son of a bitch doesn't You know what that cocksucker's worth? A lot. I know he was making $100 million a year from Nike until he got dumped.

Apparently, he leaves zero. He doesn't tip because he says it's their job, and why would he pay them extra to do their job? That's fucked. And they should be thankful that I came in to eat at their place. Yeah, he's like, they should be thanking me for coming in and giving them publicity. You know what? If that's true, I'm 90% sure it is.

We should verify. But I would like to go back to fuck off Fridays. Okay, I'm with you on that one. There you go. And if that's true, Tiger Woods. If you do not tip. If you're a non-tipper, go fuck yourself. Fuck off.

People should get tips because they rely on them. If that's not true and you do tip, then just ignore that. Disregard my statement and go back to golfing. And we like you. Being a Reebok superstar. All right, that's it. Let's go get drunk, get some Johnny's food. Sweet and sour chicken. Oh, fuck, a little beef and broccoli.

Egg rolls. Fuck. Ginger beef. Mmm. Ah! Okay, tune in next week when hopefully we're not quite as high. And food poisoned.