Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 158 - Shirtless Circus

Episode Date: August 27, 2018

Julian looks different today... or is that just Randy with a sh*tty moustache? Ricky's also got a new look, he's been shopping at 'Valoo Villaage' so he can attract the ladies! The Boys also discuss how to talk cowboy, swearing parrots (RIP Talko), and the best job in the world - sex doll tester! Plus: Another round of Jeopardy! Episode 158 is brought to you by the official Trailer Park Boys Store, SwearNet.com (the only place to watch the video of this podcash), Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky, and the Boys' own Freedom 35 lager!

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And a new beer is born. Try my new Ricky's Catch-23 malt liquor. It's stronger than you are. That's good. Here, let me just do the bottom now. Not a Sharpie. I'm allergic to Sharpies, for frig's sake. Randy, just let me color in. You look like one of the village people like this. Why can't I just be Randy? Why do I have to be Julian?

Because nobody wants to see you. They want to see Julian. Come on. I'm not wearing a friggin' shirt. I'm not. He was going to be shirtless this week anyway. I can't leave you like that. You look like fucking Pablo Escobar. This is fine. I'm allergic ever since Ricky colored my head in. The friggin' dick. Nobody's gonna believe that, Julian.

This is fucking bullshit. Where's Ricky? This is not the way this was supposed to go. Cheers, everybody. I'm Julian. Nobody's gonna believe that. Do a flex. You don't look like Julian. Do I look like Julian now? If you put the fucking... If you let me draw that in, some people might believe it. I could wiggle my boobs.

Randy, you fucks- That's Julian could do that, too. Just drink your fucking drink. Cheers everybody. Alright here, I guess Ricky's not coming, I'll just start the fucking... It's just me and you today, Randy. I thought it was Julian. Am I Randy or Julian?

Let's get this going, bubs. Got stuff to do. Welcome to the Trailer Park Boys podcast number 158. It is August 24th. Today? Yes, it is. Just me and Julian here. Cheers, everybody.

Julian, you shaved the bottom of your goatee. I'm just trying to look good, bubs. For the ladies. Yeah, you been working out, or it looks like you're letting yourself go a little bit? No, I'm flexing my muscles. All right, well, let's see what we have today. Hey, bubs.

Hey, Ricky. How's it going? What are you wearing? Trying on some new fucking styles. See if we can get a new lady. Looks good, Ricky. Who's the guest? Julian, you're the fucking... Oh, buddy.

You're the dude from the town people? The village people. Y-N-C-A? Nice. Big fan. You kind of look like you're in the village people, too. What are you thinking? Well, you look like the cowboy, and he looks like, you know, the leather fella.

If I walked into a bar right now and you were a lady, would you look at me? Who, me? Yeah. I might. I mean... White shoes, kept the pants, but met this wonderful gay gentleman, and I said, man, you guys are way better at styling stuff than...

Where did you meet a wonderful gay gentleman? At a clothing store. How did you meet him? His name was Luke. I walked up to him and said, can you give me a hand? I need to have some new style of some sort. So he picked out some stuff. Some of it was a little too much, but I thought this was pretty good. I think you nailed it. That's a nice... what's printed on that, Ricky? That's like a nice, very nice... It's nice material, isn't it?

Yeah, I think that's like a rayon. I'm telling you, gay men know fashion. Not all of them. I don't. I don't know much about it. Oh, I think it looks pretty good. I like the cowboy hat. Apparently the, uh, I like the cowboy hat too. Darker jewelry? Darker jewelry's in this year, I guess. I didn't know that. It is?

What are you... That's fucking Randy. Are you just figuring that out now? Well, he looks fucked, so I didn't see right away. See, why the frick can't I just be Randy? Why do I have to pretend to be Julian? All right, just take that off. Are you shirtless Julian today?

I'm supposed to be... You need a goatee. Ow! Sorry, Randy. How did you have that on there? I thought you just had it on there with scotch tape. I fucking near ripped your lip off. That left some, uh, red-ja-doo. This is better.

There. Jesus, sorry, Randy. That was a nice one, bubs. Do you know where fucking Julian is? I hope that fucking hurt like fuck, Randy. Where is Julian? I've been calling him all morning. I don't know. He said he was going to the strip club last night. He wanted me to go

with him, but I was fucked. Here, I got you some popcorn. I spent the whole goddamn day at the mall. Here, where is my thing at? Hi, everybody. It's Randy. Oh, just wait. Look, Julian left us a note. This is way better. What's that say? Way better to be doing. Boys, sorry I missed the podcast,

but Muscle Milk is on two for one at Foodland. Had to be there. Julian. Fuck, I hope he doesn't start a riot. Muscle Milk's on two for one. Fuck sakes. So should I... I got a few more shirts I don't know

Should I keep going this way Or go back to Ricky I like that shirt Ricky For sure It's a nice shirt The fact that you like it I don't know I don't know

Luke is a smart guy I know Luke He sold me pants before At the Velu Village Yep It's great The what To you Luke

He called it The Velu Village Value Village Is that what it is value village oh he called it veluvelage no he's just trying to make it sound fancy well they got some fancy shit in there great selection cheap prices they do it's fantastic i want to go out tonight they've got kitty ornaments in there cheeseburgers right across the street too i want to go out tonight. They've got kitty ornaments in there all the time. Cheeseburgers right across the street too. I want to go out tonight and see what happens. Like that? See if people are feeling it, yup.

Where are you, are you going out with Luke? I might go down and see what the tourists are doing in Halifax. Are tourists friendly? Did Luke invite you to go to the bar he likes to go to? We might go and have lunch sometime, I don't know. Give me some more pointers. The hat's good. I like the hat.

It makes you look like a cowboy. How do you speak cowboy? What languages do they get to speak? Howdy. Howdy, partner. But it's a type of English? It's just English, Ricky. They have an accent sometimes if they're from, you know, the South Cowboy area. So do a South Howdy.

Howdy, partner. Ha, howdy. That's good? It sounds like a good thing. Randy, you sound like a fucking old grandmother. Howdy. Howdy. Howdy! No, that's aggressive cowboy. Howdy.

That's... That was sexy. That's sexual, cowboy. And when you say that to a lady, do you have to take your hat off? Call her ma'am. Howdy, ma'am. Howdy, ma'am. I don't know if I like cowboy, Rekky. He's smooth.

He's definitely changed. I feel more confident. Randy, why are you getting hurt down there? I'm not. I'm not. Ricky? Yes? What is that? It's Michael.

I got stuff in my pockets. Lighter. I hope that's stuff in your pockets, because it looks like you got a goddamn salami. I got a glasses case right there. So what the fuck is he doing here? Well. You know why Julian's not here? It looks like you got a goddamn salami. I got a glasses case. Right there. So what the fuck is he doing here? Well.

You know why Julian's not here? Because he's too fucking afraid to do the podcast with no shirt on. Could be. Or he needed to get his muscles bigger, so he went to get the muscle milk. Maybe he'll do the shirtless thing next time. Well. Fuck he's addicted to that shit. Maybe. Should you still be here?

Maybe you should go shower. Are you supposed to put mussel milk on cereal? You don't use it to make Kraft dinner. You're supposed to use it... Is it a milk replacement? I don't think he uses it on cereal. No, it's got the proteins in it and stuff. He's fucking making ice cream bars out of it. It's fucked. He's fucking making ice cream bars out of it. It's fucked.

He's seriously addicted to muscle milk. What kind of cereal was he putting muscle milk on? Captain Crunch, I hope. No, that's what I would use, but he is some fucking granola, protein-y fucking make my muscles even bigger. Muesli. It's called Muesli. Captain Crunch with chocolate milk?

That's a step up. It's not muscle milk, though. It's a Muesli. Captain Crunch with chocolate milk? That's a step up. It's not muscle milk, though. It's a... It's a knockoff. Ricky, what are you doing? What are you coloring, Ricky? I'm still working on my cunt picture. Your what?

Oh, can we say that? What? Just it's a naughty word. Coloring book. This page is, uh, see you next Tuesday. Eh, that's silly. Okay, boys, listen to this. You might be interested in this, Ricky.

I'm listening. This is official, too. This is from the Toronto Sun. Oh, it's muscle blaster cream. That's the one he's buying. Muscle blaster cream? Yeah, it's supposed to... Well, you know, muscle milk was taken. Is it a cream that he rubs on his muscles? Fuck.

They might have a version, but... This is like a potent version of muscle milk. I think you're just supposed to put it in coffee like a cream. Hmm. And he's drinking it. Drinking on cereal, fucking making shit out of it. Craft dinner. Muscle blaster, half and half. You made a nice Alfredo sauce with it.

Listen to this, Ricky. Okay. There's a company that are asking for resumes. Yep. This job that you might be interested in. Please. Does it pay lots? It pays.

You don't have to work much? It pays $55,000 a year. Cha-ching. That's a lot. How many hours a week, though? Because I've got, like, maybe 15. Well, Ricky, I think you might want to put in some extra time at this job.

What is it? Give it to me. Sex doll tester. Sex doll tester. It's a sex doll company, and they need a tester to go in and do the... test them out. That's it? See if they're the right, you know.

That's a good gig. Male and female dolls, or what? Mm-hmm. Um... Every dolls, or what? Mm-hmm. Um... Every hole, or... Is it just... What is it exactly? Silicone Sex World is seeking a highly motivated, passionate, detail-oriented man or woman

to serve as the company's product, innovation, and quality tester. Nice. Or more bluntly, someone to have a lot of sex with various plastic creations. Sign me up. I haven't had sex in six weeks. Including Maxine, Heidi, Cass, Dawn, and every other sex doll,

silicone sex world has to offer. So they just line them up and you just go down the line poking them. Do you use protection? Well, I don't think you'd have to, Ricky. They're just plastic. It'd be just like sticking your wiener in that. Due to the overwhelming response...

Oh, see? That was competition. We can no longer accept any further... Oh, for fuck's sakes, they got so many resumes. They had to shut it down. Way to tease me, bubs. Way to tease me with that fucking dream job. $55,000 a year?

Have you... Oh, my God, that would have been a great job for you, Ricky. You'd be working overtime. If it's a dollar, how do you know if you're doing a good job or not? Well, that's not what... Not get any feedback. No, that's not what it's about, Ricky. You gotta...

You gotta judge for yourself. Well, this one's a little... I'm kind of knocking into the sides of this one. This one's not deep enough. Driller down a little deeper. Okay. That type of thing, I think. And it had 22 vacation days, paid vacation days.

Fuck. But then you'd have to use the sex doll on those days. Discounted products to family and friends, worldwide travel to events, free gym membership, a cell phone, and a $55,000 salary. Who's the lucky man or woman, I wonder? Fuck.

That is a job. That's a weird job, though. It's not that weird. I mean, if on a business card, it's like, what do you do? I'm a sex doll tester. What? People would look at you different. You should get one, Bugs.

Get one what? A doll. They're expensive, Ricky. They're like six grand. What? Oh, no, these are full-size silicone with a movable skeleton. The whole thing. I wonder if you get addicted to it. You do? I saw it in a movie.

I'm sure you could. Yeah. Everything you see in movies, you think it's real. Well, it's, you know, computers take over the world. They get smarter. I've seen it. Do you have to take it on dates and shit? Artificial intelligence.

We just cut right to the chase. You don't have to take it on dates, Ricky. What's it gonna do, complain? Probably. It'd be weird to just jump right into it. First time you meet it and you're having sex with it instantly? That'd be weird. Need to wine and dine it a little bit.

Have a joint. Ricky, you know it's not a lie, right? Do they make them with smoke? That's a good idea. A smoking sex doll? It'd be weird just having sex and not smoking a joint with the person. It's not a person, Ricky. Pretty much.

Just doesn't talk and give you feedback. Does everything else. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. This is a pretty interesting one today, Bubbles. What is? This whole discussion, I think. Randy, you guys are pretty good at this.

I'm impressed. Oh, fuck off. Did you hear about that potty-mouthed parrot who was stranded on a roof for a few days and the firefighters went to get him off? He's like, fuck off. Fuck you. Fuck off. They're like, I love you. Fuck off. Maybe it was one of Taco's descendants.

I don't know, but I'd love to have a goddamn parrot. Do you remember the mouth on Taco? Yeah. He was fucked. He could swear. A lot of people said that was my fault. That's what I should do. I should train parents. Poor taco.

That'd be a good job. Who's going to pay you, though, Ricky? Wouldn't you love to have a swearing parent? I had one, and you killed it. I didn't. Well. Well, he got loose in your walls. Yeah.

Poor taco got mulched. I'm hungry for a taco. There might be a market for it. I bet people would high end. Like 15 grand for the swearing bird. I don't know, Ricky. That sounds fucked to me. Yeah, if you don't like it, you just let it go. See ya, bud. I didn't swear too much.

When's lunch, guys? I'm gonna cook something up. I made some popcorn for you, Randy, for fuck's sakes. But what's the deal with, like it said in the, what do they call the big words at the top of the story? The headline? Captions. The headline, yeah.

Closed captions. Jesus Christ, no one has closed captions. It said potty mouth parrot tells Tells people trying to save it who fucked themselves or whatever it said. Potty mouth. Where does that come from? Like a shitty mouth. Dirty mouth?

Dirty mouth. It's not like you go in the bathroom and swear. No, no. Fuck, I gotta swear, I gotta go to the potty. Can't do it over here. No, like a dirty mouth. Like, because potties are generally conjure up the Full of shit.

...conjure up the idea of dirty, dirtiness. Like a shit in your mouth. Like a mouth shit. It's dirty. Yeah. Okay, I get it now. All right, it makes more sense. Glad we had this dog.

Yeah, I am too. So that's why they wash your mouth out with soap? Clean out all the shit. Randy, holy fuck. In your case, some other stuff. Sometimes I wonder who's smarter. I'm smart. No, I am.

Who do you think's smart, Randy? I've had the same lawnmower for 20 years. I know how that machine runs. I change the spark plugs, the oil, filters. I do it all. He's sharp on the blade. That makes you smart, doesn't it? Very smart, because a man who takes care of his tools is a smart man. You know who else knows how a lawnmower works, Randy? Sling blade.

Remember the time when you, uh, you didn't know it was a two-stroke and you put just regular gas in it and it blew the fucking thing up? But that was before this one. Now I'm smart. I know how it works. Now you know there's two different kinds of engines.

That's right. See? Maybe you guys, you know what? Ricky's smart, too, sometimes. He can get the car going when his car is trouble. We should have a smart-off. Smart-off? How do you do it?

Oh, my God. Neither one of you even know what a smart-off is. Whyoff? How do you do it? Oh, my God. Neither one of you even know what a smart-off is. Why don't we play a game of Jeopardy? See who's smarter. Oh, I would kick his ass. I like that song. So, it's August 24th. Friday, which means we have to get fucked up again tonight.

Is there a party? Is there a party? Guess what's tonight? What? Bubbles and the Shit Rockers. Oh, fuck off. Is that tonight? We're playing, baby.

At the Sniggle Wiggle? Yes, sir. We're playing tonight. So if you're in Halifax, come on down. Who else is playing? Hutch? Hutch, yes. It's going to be a good night.

The Hutch Band. I'm fucking wearing this. Should I wear a hat? You could wear a hat, Randy. You should wear a hat. Not like this, because people think you're hanging out with me, and you're not. Randy could wear his own hat. Don't print my fucking new look. No, don't do that, Randy.

Who got born today? Oh, Carlo Gambino got born today. Who? From a fucking Gambino crime family. He's dead now. He got fucking roasted pretty hard. What's his name? Carl Gambino. Come on, man. I don't know, Ricky. I don't follow mobsters the way you do.

Marsha P. Johnson. From the Brady Bunch? African American gay liberation and AIDS activist, drag queen and transgender pioneer. Holy fuck, Ricky. You read that without a single bump. I've been getting practice at the reading. It's good until you said that.

Stephen Fry. Hey, he's on that show, that cartoon, Futureland or whatever it's called. Uh... And that robot that gets drunk. I... Fry. Don't know. Randy, what the fuck are you talking about?

Ava DuVernay. American director, writer, producer. That's the type of wine, a DuVernay. Yep. You ever had it? Do I even need to pull up Jeopardy? Maybe I don't. Andrew Brunette.

Left wing, Washington Capitals. Brown hair, too. That guy. No, he's got blonde hair, ironically. You sure? No, I don't know. What's the date today, the August 24th? 24th, baby.

Okay, you watch this. I'm going to go back. Dave Chappell. Good popcorn, Bubbles. Thanks, Randy. Chappell? Who? Dave Chappell. Dave Chapp Randy. Chapelle? Who? Dave Chapelle. Dave Chapelle.

Chapelle? How do you get a ch and a ch? The French guy? He's not French, Randy. Yeah, that's Chapelle. Chapelle. He's a funny guy. Chapelle Chapelle.

He's the funny guy, right? Chapelle Chapelle. Chapelle Chapelle. Chapelle Chapelle. Chapelle Chapelle. He's a funny guy, or is the God-star of Dairy Queen? No, that's... No, Wendy's was the D.

You're thinking of Wendy's and that's a different Dave. Oh, yeah, fuck. That's Dave Thomas. Their burgers are square. Probably because they fit in the box better. Chad, Michael Murray. American actor, One Tree Hill. Don't know him. He might be related to Anne Murray. American actor, One Tree Hill. Don't know him.

He might be related to Anne Murray. And Rupert Grint. English actor, also, oh, I don't know, just says Harry Potter. Rupert, the only Rupert I know is that family guy. Is that the actual Harry Potter? Is that his fucking name? Who? Rupert. Stewie's doll.

Rupert. Harry Potter? Yeah. What's his real name? Rupert Grint? No. That's his name, Rupert? Harry Potter's real name is Daniel Radcliffe.

Daniel Day-Lewis. This is a typo. Maybe this guy was the play version. Oh, Christ. I don't know, Randy. Okay, boys, we got buzzers. Here, we're gonna play a little Japanese. Nope, that one's busted, it seems.

Here, Randy. You're gonna be the boner. Who could I be? Not that guy. Where's the other one at? Oh, there we go. Okay. Okay, boys, here's the... Here's the...

Ricky, don't... I might have to use two, because they don't seem to be working. Just use a little bit of oil or something. It needs to be pissed on. Ricky, I've told you a million times, pissing on things does not lubricate them. No, but it'll get rid of all the grunge and gungy shit that's making it stick.

Your piss does not clean stuff. I know that for sure. Okay, boys, here's the categories. All right. In the Bible. Uh-oh. Get your facts straight. Ride on.

Sex and the kitty. What the fuck is that That's a weird one Poison ivy, oak and sumac Or twelve letter words Is there such a thing Wow That's a lot of letters for one word

What would a bird like that be Can you repeat the question There wasn't a question yet, Randy. Those are just categories. Oh, my fuck. What's... Who gets to pick? Ricky for the picking.

Oh, sorry. Malfunction. Just wait. We should set some stakes, too. What does the winner get? Steak. Some drinks at Snigley's? Okay.

The loser has to pay for the winner's drinks at the Snig-a-Wiggle. Yeah, but there's got to be a limit. Now listen. Oh, yes, there should be a limit. Boys, because I am the headliner there this evening, I get free liquor tab. So whoever wins gets a couple of free drinks on the bubbles tab. Bring this the fuck on. All right.

All right. Free liquor is at stake here. You're going down, Ricky. I'm getting hammered tonight for free. Okay. So, Ricky, you pick the category. What are some other cowboy words? So it's howdy.

Yeehaw! That's what I'm going to do when I win. All right. Sex and the kitty, please, Alex. For 200. Sex with the kitty? What was the category? Sex and the kitty. I don't even know what this means.

For the 200. Like expectant women, pregnant cats can experience this AM ailment. What is morning sickness, Alex? Wrecky for 200. Pound it. Holy fuck. How did you know that?

I've been with pregnant women, bud. I know how it works. Okay, Ricky. Next. I've seen some of his cats puke. I'm allowed to answer, though, right? Licker. No, he got the answer.

Yeah, but I can buzz it. You gotta get in first. Yes, you stupid. Have you never seen the show? If you know the answer,, right? Looker. No, he got the answer. Yeah, but I can buzz it. Yes, you stupid. Have you never seen the show? If you know the answer, you hit the buzzer, you don't even know how to fucking play. I haven't watched that much. It's like shooting a fish in the pot.

Did you shit yourself? Just a little one. Silent. Fuck. It was hot though. Randy. God, I wish this was a grenade. What's the next category you want, Ricky?

What is there again? In the Bible, get your facts straight, ride on, sex and the kitty, poison ivy, oak and sumac, or 12-letter words. I might have to go with ride on. Ride on, I don't... Another sex category. Okay. Is this dirty? Oh, Ricky, no.

Here, you're going to know this one too, Ricky. Control the throttle and air brakes as this type of engineer. Remember to keep an eye on the track. What is sanitation, engineer? What are you talking about, Ralph? What the fuck? Can I hear the question again? Control the throttle and air brakes as this type of engineer.

Remember to keep an eye on the track. You already rang in, you stupid bastard. It's Ricky's... What type of engineer, Ricky, uses throttles... Oh, fucking... What is a train engineer? Or a... train? Train engineer!

No, it's not! Railroad locomotive. Socket. Holy fuck, Ricky. I was thinking of a race car. No, a train engineer uses the throttle and the brakes. Yeah, I get it now. I didn't know they had air brakes.

Keep your eye on the track, get it? I thought they had steam brakes. Oh, fuck, what happened? I turned my computer off. Oh, my God. We were right in the heated... I'm the winner. Free liquor. No, we need. We were right in the heat of it. I'm the winner. Free liquor.

No, we need a couple more questions. Just wait. Just talk amongst yourselves till I get a reboot happening. What's a sanitation engineer, then? That's a janitor. That's a guy that cleans toilets, dummy. Yeah, it's a job that you're not even qualified for. There's toilets on a chain. I think this is rigged. I think this is rigged.

I think this is rigged. It's rigged, isn't it, Eddie? There's a 14-year-old kid running for something. Vermont governor or some shit. I wish we could do that in Canada. I'd get Moe to run. He's a smart motherfucker. For what? Governor.

Governor of what? Vermont. Heck, he can't do that. Yeah, apparently there's no laws against it. He's probably going to be better than fucking some of the oldies. He's Canadian, first of all, Ricky, so he's not going to be the government of Vermont. And he's what, five?

Yeah, she should have had that baby down there. Oh, my God. Okay, we're back online. Ricky, you get to pick the category. Would you fuck off with that buzzer? You know what? Because Randy's so dumb, I'm going to let him pick a category. Okay.

Can you still say dumb? Or is that one of those words you're not allowed to use anymore? No, dumb's fine. Okay, good. You're dumb, Randy. I'm going to go for the Bible one. In the Bible. You fucking son of a bitch.

In the Bible for 200. Yeah, okay. My dad was here He'd be fucking toast On the first day God created this Mine didn't work What is a woman? I don't think that's On the first day God created this

And it was without form and void Oh, that's not a woman A man's rib The first day God created this, and it was without form and void. Oh, that's not a woman. A man's rib. What is a man's rib? My fuck, you poor stupid. A man's rib was the first thing God created. No, it was the earth.

What is the sun? What is Earth? Randy got it. Fuck off. He made the Earth first, according to legend. That's bullshit. It would fucking be freezing. You need a sun before anything else.

You need heat. Oh, fucking God. Ricky, according to legend, this now. Oh, I'd like to talk to him and find out the fucking facts because that sounds fucked to me. It'd be just winter every day. Everywhere. No, he had to make

the Earth first and then he had to put the sun the right distance away from the Earth. Because otherwise... It'd be a lot easier to build the sun first. What about the fucking

four sextillion other suns that he built, Randy? Ours was the first one. Oh, I see. Yeah. So, I'm still winning, right? The ocean came. Remember, Noah had to do all that stuff.

Put all the animals on his ark. Yeah, Noah had a big job, didn't he? Because it rained. Okay, so you're winning two to one, Ricky. You get to pick the next category. Who was the other fella? John?

Had to get rid of all the ice? That would have been a tough job. John and Noah. They were on the ark. John, who had to get rid of the ice. Yeah, wasn't there

somebody like that? Well, the ark was like an icebreaker. Collected all the ice up and turned it into water. In case it froze. Made all the lakes. Ricky, I think you're

talking about Paul Bunyan. I don't know what I'm talking about. The guy with the bull? Paul Bunyan. Oh, he had bunions on his feet. Big lumber cock sucker. From walking around too much. Pick a category, Randy.

What's one that's open? Get your facts straight. Ride on. Sex and the kitty. Poison Ivy, Oak and Sumac kitty Poison ivy oak and sumac Poison ivy oak and sumac Why do you fucking pick the most fucked categories It's not fair

Okay poison ivy oak and sumac for 200 What's a sumac Four letter symptom that usually appears In 12 to 48 hours What is a rash Also the type of decision you make to go into the woods A rash Decision What is a rash? Also the type of decision you make to go into the woods. A rash decision.

Ricky! Who is this cowboy kid? Yeehaw! How did he do it? He's Ricky. Have you been... You looked at this before we did this. It's one of the only four-letter words I knew. Randy, I pulled this up randomly. There's no way Ricky knows this. If they hadn't said four-letter word I knew. Randy, I pulled this up randomly. There's no way Ricky knows this.

If they hadn't said four-letter word, I wouldn't have got it. Okay, Ricky, pick another one. What about 12-letter words? Done. Oh, shit. Yeah, okay. You might. Ricky, you're on a roll.

I don't know any 12-letter words. I didn't even know there was such a thing. You're going to get this one. Oh, my God. Let me make sure this thing's fucking working. So I'm going to say the 12-letter word, and then you've got to tell me what it is. What?

Established in 1895, Leavenworth is a federal one. Prison. What is prison? Oh, my God, he beat you. Prison's not a fucking 12- No, Leavenworth. Petitentiary.

I heard that. Leavenworth is 12 letters, Ricky. Oh, Leavenworth. Petitentiary. I heard that. Leavenworth is 12 letters, Ricky. I thought it was Petitentiary. Two to three, Ricky. Two to three. Fuck's sakes. Three to two. You're winning three to two.

This is becoming heated. Randy, that's the category. So what was the 11-letter word? Leavenworth. 12-letter word. That's a place. Yeah. More's not a place. Yeah. War's not a place.

Oh my fuck, Ricky. Get your facts straight. Get your facts straight. Get your fucking facts straight. For 200. Okay. Borax is a cleaning agent.

Yep. This movie title guide journeys to the US and A with his... What is Borat? Bamzol! This didn't work! Rick, it sounds like it's working to me, Randy. Delay.

Works perfectly good. Look at that. Ricky, winning 4-2. That place was fucking crazy that he came from. Kazakhstan. Yeah. I don't think I want to go there right now. I am a Borat. Although if I went there dressed like this,

I might be good. My wife? Borat, I do a great Borat. Prussian. OK, Ricky, so you're winning four to two. Pick a category. I don't give a fuck because I'm winning. Let's do...

Anything with horses or cowboy shit in it? Let's try to get your facts straight again. Okay. Riboflavin is vitamin B2. This member of Public Enemy was born William Drayton.

Eazy-E, what is... What? Oh, man, you'reE, what is... What? Oh, man, you're fucking... What is Ice Cube? Wrong band. What is Tupac? Who? Riboflavin is B2.

This member of Public Enemy was born William Dayton. Wasn't he the fucking... Riboflavin. Eazy-E. Flavin. You fucking son of a bitch! Flavor Flav! I'm just gonna say that! What is Flavor Flav? You got it! You got the clock!

Blyyy! I remember him. You said Fav or Flav. That is incorrect. What is Flav? Who is Flav or Flav? Who is Flav? This is Flav or Flav. Taking over the airwaves. Flavor Flav! This... He can't win. I need some liquor drinks. Hey Flavor Flav! This, he can't win. I need some liquor drinks tonight. Hey, Flavor Flav, how come you got a clock

hanging around your neck? Because I know what time it is. Nice. That's what he used to say. This game's... I think, Ricky, I think... This is just too easy. I think you won.

Or do you want to do a winner takes all? One question, the top, like we'll go for the $1,000 question. Okay, but I've already won, so if you somehow get this question. I'm getting some drinks. We split the drinks. Because you freaking stole. Right now I'm winning.

Okay, 12-letter words for $1,000. Why would you make a 12-letter word? You don't need to. It could be shorter. 12-letter words for a thousand. In this method of hair removal, a current is applied to each follicle to destroy the root. Laser hair removal.

What is? Electromelactic. What is electrolysis? Oh, fuck! Ricky! Ricky! Ricky! Ricky! Ricky! I won! Just calm down. It's not that big of a deal.

I'm still gonna give you... I need a fucking cowboy gun. I'm still gonna give you... I need a fucking cowboy gun. I'm still gonna give you... That's what I need, fucking holsters. Are they illegal? They've got holsters over there, Ricky. Go get yourself some. I'd fucking shoot him right now.

Fucking son of a bitch. Great. Free buzz on? Not so free. Yeah, I gotta go do a sound check. Let's go to the bar. You can start drinking on my tab right now. Seriously? Yeah. You'll still drinking on my tab right now. Seriously? Yeah.

You're still giving me some free booze? No, I'm just... Of course I'm giving them to you. I'm not giving you... So I fucking won. You won, Ricky. And until I said the electric thing, he didn't know what was going on. Come on back next week when... Let's try to have Julian shirtless, don't you think? The real Julian. With all the muscle shit he's buying,

he might have a whole new look.