Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 159 - To Each Get Their Own

Episode Date: September 3, 2018

Bubbles is high as fack this week - he can't tell the difference between a duck and a helicopter! The Boys discuss camping with Bill Clinton, smoking babies, and how many ladies Richard Gere has banged. Also: the problem with Paris pissoirs, and sex in public! Episode 159 is brought to you by the official Trailer Park Boys Store, SwearNet.com (the only place to watch the video of this podcash), Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky, and the Boys' own Freedom 35 lager!

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And a new beer is born. Try my new Ricky's Catch-23 malt liquor. It's stronger than you are. Fuck. Man, there's a lot of fucked up people out in the world, bubs. I'm not fucked. Mo fucks his toys over so fucking bad, and I got to try to fix the fucking things. What did he do? He's got the goddamn pole flapper all jimmy-cocked. He's got what?

This fucking thing's all Jimmy cocked. But the hook? There we go. We got that part. What is it? But now it's supposed to fucking... He's got the wing all cocked over. There we go.

Oh, no. Fuck. Oh, it's a helicopter. I thought it was a dock with a big pen stuck in it. A dock? But how'd you think that was a duck? It looks like that from here. I didn't get right down.

It's two feet from his pups. I didn't get right down and examine it. It looks nothing like a fucking duck. It looks like a duck with a Beck pen stuck in it. Fucking genius. Brand is new. That is nice. That is a nice... It looks like a dock with a big pin stuck in it. It's a fucking helicopter, Pops.

Okay, what does it look like now? I know. It looks just like a helicopter. Like a blob, just like a fucking... Looks like nothing. Can you even see that? I'll show you a blob. Big blob of mine not sitting on your forehead. Jesus, Pops.

Fucking... you'd love that, huh? Take your duck. That's a weird thing to threaten someone. Well, I'm just saying. Don't threaten Julian with a good time. Let's get this podcast going. Here. I can't, I don't.

Here, you gotta do the old. Hey, listen. There we go. We're underway. All right, what's going on fuckers? This is the official Trailer Prep Boys podcache. Coming at you right now. You said cock.

No, I was gonna say something. I just got something to word in my head. It wasn't cock though. Cock on the brain. Podcast. Cock on the brain he's got. Podcock. Podcock, I'm right at ya.

What number is it? No idea. It's 159, bud. That's why it's written'clock. It's o'clock. I'm right at ya. What number is it? No idea. It's 159, bud. That's why it's written right there. It is. The last Friday in August. 159. It's a long weekend.

Summer's over almost, boys. Yeah. Fucking sucks. Right now it's a long weekend. You're supposed to have no shirt on, by the way. What the fuck? What the? What are you talking about?

You promised people you would wear no shirt, or maybe we promised. I didn't promise anything like that. You promised the guests. We had a shirtless Randy on here. Well, because that's because he doesn't wear a shirt ever, okay? Mm-hmm. He was...

He's more of a man than you are, I guess. Trying to channel you, he was. He's fucked. Randy's fucked, okay? He bragged that he was bigger than you in every way. Good for him, man. Yeah. Glad to hear that for Randy. And he proved it.

Okay, August 31st it is today. All right. Long weekend. We gonna light her up or what? We gonna take it easy this long weekend? Well, that's a silly question, Ricky. It's Labor Day. Labor Day weekend.

What does that mean? You celebrate the working man. You know what, boys? We should fucking do something, like, fun this weekend. Maybe go camping or something. We do something fun every weekend. I know, but we should do something different. Where do you want to go camping?

Go camping. Let's go fucking hit a campground. Yeah, that sounds like fun. I ain't fucking camp every night of my life, bud. I mean like real camping. Sit around. You can get the guitar out. Ladies will come flocking to our little campsite.

Real camping is no gear. Get drunk, have fun. What? No gear. We don't need that. You guys are allowed to take one item. That's it. We'll do it. Yeah, let's do it Clint Eastwood style. Right around the fucking fire. Actually,. You guys are allowed to take one item. That's it.

No, we'll do it. Yeah, let's do a Clint Eastwood style. Right around the fucking fire. Actually two items, because I have to take my gun. We're not doing like a Bear Grylls fucking camp. No food, no shelter. No, we got a bunch of food, man. No shelter.

No. We don't need a shelter. No. We're not shooting an episode of Naked and Afraid, boys. Bill, we're gonna do it the way Clint would do it if he was in the wild. Clint Eastwood wouldn't fucking do that. He'd be at the Four Seasons. He would, no.

He would sleep around. He'd be at the Four Seasons. No, man. In a bucking robe, smoking cigars with ladies, bringing them grapes. I'm talking about when he was younger, man. Who'd you say? Clint Eastwood. I said Bill Clinton.

Let's camp like Bill Clinton would camp. How would he camp? Bill Clinton would be at the Four Seasons as well. He'd be in the room next to Clint Eastwood. He wouldn't want to bring any cigars, that's for sure. They might end up in weird places. Like where? He generally doesn't really smoke. He does other things with them, I think.

So what would happen if we went camping with Bill? In a bunch of cigars? Yeah. Just probably don't bend over. He'd be trying to ram cigars up our arse the whole time. I don't think so, Ricky. I think that was just a one-time thing. No, he's not into dudes.

I think that was just because it was in the Oval Office and the Will Lewinsky. The power-hungry man. The Lewinsky lady was there, and he just thought, hmm, maybe I'll do this. Got a cigar in his hand. There's a little cave. Cigar might want to go in and check out.

Ricky. The little kid, Ricky. Ricky. We don't need to get into that. He's mad. I wonder if he to get into that. Jesus, man. I wonder if he got hooked on it. You never know. Why don't you do something?

You should get hooked on phonics. What is a phonic? Yeah, for English. Yeah, hooked on English. I'm gonna try to learn Yiddish. Yiddish? Dirty Yiddish. Ricky. Are you kidding me? Why would you need to learn Yiddish. Yiddish? Dirty Yiddish. Ricky.

Are you kidding me? Why would you need to speak Yiddish? Where'd you get that fucking book? I don't know. It just was on the table. Drugs. Narcotics. Grass. Grass.

You're doing great, man. Keep going. You sound Yiddish. You're doing great, man. Keep going. Sound Yiddish. Weed. Grass. You sound Yiddish right away. Skunk weed. Shittunk.

Let's smoke some shittunk. Shittunk. Yiddish Ricky. Yeah. Maybe you should change your name to Reddish. Huh? LSD. Lamsam devil.

Okay, Ricky, you keep at it, and then we'll get on with some real business here. All right, who got fourth on the fucking Friday the long weekend? Number one, Dan Morrison. Yes! Right on. Decent. She she's my is that him yes Ricky yes I was right I know he's Irish that's cool you fucking Irish you didn't know Van Morrison I was used from Belfast I thought he was about as Irish as you can fucking get, boys. I thought Van was more Dutch. No, Van Morrison is from Belfast.

He's as Irish as they come, boys. He plays the chieftains, for fuck's sakes. Boys, and we'll be going to Belfast soon. We are going to Belfast. Can't wait. Let's get banged up a little. Live in Belfast, getting fucked up. Let's go hang out with Van.

Washing windows, dang, dang. Cleaning windows, doo, doo. Love that jam. Holy fuck, Julian. What? One of your favorites. Who? Richard fucking Gere.

Yeah, Richard Gere. Why is he my fucking favorite? He's not my fucking favorite. You were a big fan. I loved him. Great fucking actor. Richard, remember when you had pet gerbils? Oh, that's real funny.

Why? That didn't happen. After the good-looking woman. Richard, remember when you had pet gerbils? Oh, that's real funny. What? That didn't happen. After the good-looking woman. Who said that? I wasn't talking about ramming them in your earth. Well, that's what was going around. They said he used to put, like, a tube in his ass. Who?

With the gerbils running in and out of it. I never heard any of that. I was just talking about gerbils. Had nothing to do with him. Then you started talking about ramming them in your arse. Finish up. What were you going to talk about gerbils? What was it?

No, the way you were eating the popcorn. It reminded me of the way your gerbil used to eat. Bull fucking shit. And then all of a sudden you start talking about ramming them in your arse? No, man. Richard Gere's arse. I wasn't talking about ramming them in your arse? No, man. Richard Gere's arse. I wasn't talking about ramming them into his ass. I'm just saying there were rumors out there. I saw you eating popcorn and it reminded me of the gerbil you had when we were kids.

And I said, hey, you remember your gerbil? And you're like, yeah, Richard Gere was ramming them in his arse. We should play back this footage and you'll see that I did not say that. You started talking about ramming turtles. Well, wasn't there rumors that that shit was going on? I never heard those rumors. Well, it's on the internet, man. I just remember you dressing up like him for a little bit.

When was I dressing up like fucking Richard Gere? After the good-looking woman came out. Pretty woman. Yes, that's true. You were like, oh. He was wearing suits. Remember you ran into that limo that night? Like, hey, look at me with my sport coat on.

No, I stole the fucking limo for her night. Didn't rent it. Same deal. You had a limo and you got a sport coat at Frenchie's. I remember. And you were hanging out at the sunroof, remember? Hey, look at me. Boys.

I don't even know. I don't know why I was doing that, but, okay, we were all in the fucking limo. Did you order this, Julian? What is it? It's a Patrick Swayze driver's license. Where the fuck is, what is going on here, boys? I don't know. Why am I getting fucking attacked from every fucking direction? Things just don't fucking show up.

Patrick Swayze, 11-420 Lemoncrest Avenue, Selmer, California. There you go. Good for him, man. 5'9", 160. You should use that when you get pulled over next time. 5'9", 160. He was a tiny little dude, wasn't he? He was a lean little fucker, wasn't he?

He was a middleweight. 5'9 he? He was a lean little fucker, wasn't he? He was a middleweight. 5'9"? 160. Wow, that's small. 5'9". That's pretty small. Yeah. Richard Deere.

All right, what else do we got? Hideo Nomo. Who? Hideo? I don't know. Who the fuck is that? Pitcher for the Dodgers. Born in Osaka, Japan. He's a... Yeah.

Apparently he was a great ball player. Oh, another good one for Julian. Actually, for me too. Debbie Gibson. She was hot. She probably was. What the fuck is dangin'? I don't know. So, would you guys fuck off? I've got reminders here. Well, quit it. Get reminded.

Shut the fuck up. It should remind you to turn off your dinger. It should be reminding you. Only in my dreams. Was that her fucking jam? Yes, only in my dreams. It was only in my dreams. Don't know what song that is.

She used to sing at the mall. Debbie Gibson. She was a mall singer for a long time. What was that other? Oh, was that? Britney Spears? No. No.

Fuck. Tiffany? Tiffany. Boom! Tiffany. The mall singer. Trivia. The song that she sang that was popular.

Tiffany? Yeah. What was Tiffany's big mall hit? It wasn't the 89 balloons. No sang that was popular. Keffiny? Yeah. What was Keffiny's big mall hit? It wasn't the 89 balloons. No, that was Nina. 99, T-Shirt and Gleegan. Egan's fegan, puts for Zeegan. Don't know that one.

I think you're alone now. Oh yeah, I think you're alone now. Keffiny. I think you, think we're alone now. Doesn't seem to be anyone around. I think we're alone now, alone now. Hey, fuck off. You've got a voice, man.

It sounds fucking cocky. What's up, Bob? Cock sucker. Fuck. I think we're alone now. How would you like to get dosed in liquor drink? There doesn't seem to be anyone around. Ricky, don't be fucking wasting that on him.

Ricky's fucked now, fucked now. Come on. Just a little bit of that. I think we're alone now, alone now. I think we're alone now, alone now. I think we're alone now, alone now. I think we're alone now, alone now. I think we're alone now, alone now.

I think we're alone now, alone now. I think we're alone now, alone now. I think we're alone now, alone now. I think we're alone now, alone now. I think we're alone now, alone now. That doesn't seem to be anyone around. Ricky, don't be fucking wasting that on him. Ricky's fucked now, fucked now. This will go right up one of your two asses. What is it? A fucking cell phone. It's a Richard Gere cell phone. I like his salad dressing, I have to say that. Who?

The salad dressing. Who? Richard Gere's. Doesn't he have a salad dressing, I have to say that. The salad dressing? Who? Richard Gears. Doesn't he have a salad dressing? Oh, man, you're thinking that's Paul Newman, man. He's got the salad dressing. Fuck, yeah, Newman. Newman's own.

Yes, I fucked that one. He's no longer with us. They look the same. He was a race car driver, too. Yeah, he was a good race car driver. Richard Gears teed off on a lot of nice ladies. Teed off? What does that mean? Encounters

of sexual kinds. He's been... Let's see who he's got with. You got a list? I'm gonna get a list. Are you gonna Google who Richard Gere's banged? Yep.

He's in the dudes and ladies, isn't he? Oh, man. Well... I thought he didn't care. Who said that, Ricky? That'd be great. Everybody's hot. Ricky?

What are you looking up? Uh, just who he banged, man. What did you put into the Googler? Who did Richard Gere bang? Nope. That didn't work. All right, keep going, boys. I'll get back to you on this.

What the fuck are you doing? You're taking too long. Jesus, Rick. He almost gave me a fucking heart attack. Jeremy O'Day. Toronto Argonauts offensive linebacker. Simon Neal. Scottish musician that I don't really know. Biffy Clyro.

You know him? No. Joe... Joe Budden, American rapper. I thought he was in politics. No, that's Joe Biden. Joe Biden, he was vice president. Are they related?

Joe Budden and Joe Biden, I doubt it. Joe Budden is not the vice president, Ricky, or was, I mean. So who's got stuff to get me lurked today, anyone? Um, I don't... Holy fuck, you're gonna learn something right now richard gear he's done some fucking nice work the images man he's like holy he's dating lots of women okay i thought you know maybe no word of that there's lots here and it just keeps going on like c? Cindy Crawford was a big one. Was he dating her? I think so.

I think he was dating the shit out of her. Mm-hmm. I'm sure what that was. Wow. I don't know who these women are, but. Richard Gere, huh? Let's go on Richard Gere. All right, who's next?

Imagine if he married Tammy Box and then hyphenated his last name. Richard Gearbox. That'd be funny, wouldn't it? Yeah. Hilarious. Yep. All right.

All right. So you really got me learned. Ricky, what the fuck did you, what did we smoke? It was, I don't know, it was weird, though, isn't it? I don't know if I'll even like it. I forgot we were doing the podcast. So did I. Well, we did eat those little things there. Oh, what did I eat?

Were those little... I thought they were Werther's. Those weren't Werther's, were they? Fuck no. We ate a whole one of those? Aw, Ricky, why don't you tell me these things? Those are 100 milligrams, boys. In that little candy?

Yes, you should have only had the quarter of it. Aw, that's why I'm zoning out. It's just starting to get us now, so check your pulse, Bubbles. Check your pulse. You're good, you're good. Fuck, you're fine. Oh, yeah, she's beating too fast. It only lasts for about six hours.

I'm just going to think of something else. Six hours? Yeah, I know. The next one's going to be stronger. Boys, boys, boys. What in the fuck is wrong with kids these days? And parents? I don't know.

Check this kid out. Two years old. He smokes 40 cigarettes a day. Oh, Jesus. And his parents don't have the heart to fucking stop him because he's addicted. 40 fucking smokes. Is there a video of him? I think there is a video.

Well, I don't know. I might have to play devil's allocate in this one. What do you know, Ricky? Two years old, man. Yeah, but if you stare at him young, like, if they know they're going to be smoking... Oh, look at this little fucker. Just a sec. There he goes. Oh, yeah. Oh, my Jesus. He's hauling on the darts.

Oh, he's good at nailing, too. He's a double fucking hauler. Yeah. He's two! You know what? He knows that's the thing. He knows he's going to be a smoker. He's like, I'm going to start now

so my body gets used to it and then it's no problems down the road. People that die from smoking is because they start too late. Ricky, are you listening to yourself? I'm telling you, the boys are like, okay, this is something we're going to have to deal with and it just makes it so.

Oh my God. Well, if he's gonna smoke, he should at least smoke weed. George Burns. Something that's not so fucking bad. He lived to what, 99? Started smoking when he was three. George Burns didn't start smoking

when he was three, Ricky. That's what I heard, and that's why his body, he never hurt him. Didn't affect him at all. Because his lungs are used to it. Everything's used to it. Everything's used to it. It's like right on. Bring it.

Huh. They were trying to take the smoke away from him. I can't. I'm going to give it back to you. He started crying. Because they're fucking great. No, you're not. Two is way too young, man.

Two is a bit young, but I think the earlier the better. Just to get your body ready for it. But, Ricky... Or else you might have problems down the road. Maybe they should just say he's not gonna be a smoker ever. But smoking can cause diseases and all kinds of crazy shit. Yes. No shit.

It's because the body's not ready for it. It shocks it. You start smoking when you're 16. So if you shock it, like throwing chlorine into a fucking pool, all of a sudden it's fine. It seems to make it okay. The body adapts, man. That's what it does. No, it's...

Two-year-olds should not be smoking, man. All right, well, to each get their own. This is kind of neat. Paris has installed completely exposed urinals near public tourist spots. What? Yeah. So you can basically just fucking let her hang and... Just piss right out in the open. Which is great. They can't do that, Ken. They saw people are gonna be pulling their birds out in public.

Fuck. Well, imagine when you're at a tourist bar and you got a piss. It's like, fuck, now what? Find a phone booth? No. Ricky. Anyway, I don't... I think it's fine. Is there pictures of it? Jesus Christ, yeah, but that's not really... You know what we need? We need a machine where we can just push a button...

Looks like a mailbox. ...and then the picture we're talking about comes out. That would be nice, wouldn't it? We need one of those. It looks like you're sticking your pisser into a mailbox. It's a weird urinal. Oh, my God. It's just like a mailbox with a slot in it

and you just hang your wiener into it. Look at that. He's pissing. There's a fucking boat going by. Everybody's taking pictures of him. And he's waving. Hey, I'm pissing. I's a fucking boat going by. Everybody's taking pictures of him. And he's waving. Hey, I'm pissing. I'm pissing right now, everybody.

I wonder if he gets stage fright. It would be cool to feel that free, though. Like, just fuck it. What do chicks do? It's obviously just for guys, right? I'd be scared there'd be somebody hiding in there. No, I think it's for men and women. Women? What do the women do?

There must be a thing that comes out or something. I don't know. Women? How are women... How's a woman gonna piss at night, Ricky? She gonna back up to it and... Perhaps. Well, you know how ladies be. I know, okay. Maybe that's how they do it. She backs up and a little thing comes out. But she's not gonna do what? She gonna hike her dress up? Is she out in public while there's a boat home run? I'm agreeing with you.

I'm agreeing with you. If she's gonna hang her car out. Is she out in public while there's a whole bunch of... I'm agreeing with you. Well, at least he's, you know, he can put it in there, Ricky, and nobody can see it, really. If you're gonna do that, you may as well just have your pants right down your ankles. Be as free as you can. You wouldn't even use one of those. You'd just be pissing off into the fucking river.

No, you might get in trouble for that. Telling people to fuck off in the boat. I'd be scared somebody would be hiding down in that thing though. In doing what? What if they were hiding in there? Getting pissed on. Some people are into that. No, Bob, that's not...

But you can't see in, so you just stick your wiener in the slot. What if somebody grabbed it? I don't know. What would you do? Would you walk away or would you stay there? Well, I'd try to get away, but if he clamped right on it, what would you do? What if they bit right on it? That's what I mean! Jesus.

Somebody could bite it right off. They could put like a little cheetah in there. Cheetah sees what looks like a sausage coming in. Could do some damage. Yes, it could be a terrorist attack. Osama bin grabbin'. Been grabbin' your wiener. That's funny, man.

Holy fuck, is this real? Mexican city of Guadalajara. Guadalajara. Her? J's are... In Spanish. That makes a lot of fucking sense. Like jalapeno. Guadalajara. Her? J's are huge. In Spanish. That makes a lot of fucking sense. I like jalapeno. Let's fuck your head up even more.

Guadalajara. They changed their laws. They're allowing sex in public now. Imagine. What's the world coming to? You can piss in mailboxes and do it out in the... Yeah. Like, what is the law?

You can just get right on a table in a restaurant? You can have sex in public as long as nobody complains. Mexican city of Guadalajara changes laws to allow sex in public. Look, there's people doing it on the subway. It'd be a great place to live. Gross. That's fucked up. Allows a sexual...

People banging in the subway. I say, why not? Oh, they're just making out, man. They're not banging. Well, you might... She might be sitting on it. Get down on it. Come on now, get down on it.

You don't know what's going on there. I don't know if people want to... Well, I've been arrested three times for having sex in public. Twice in a car. Once at the mall. So if I live there, record, bye-bye. Oh, you could definitely do it in a car. I mean, they're talking about doing it right in public,

and you only get in trouble. Sir, I did say in a car, I meant on a car. Well, yeah, that's different. If somebody complains. So, I mean, I just say in a car, I'm in a haunted car. Well, yeah, that's different. If somebody complains. So, I mean, if you're in a restaurant and you're like, here, hop up on the table. Bend over. And somebody's trying to have their steak and they're like,

Jesus, Murphy, can you not be banging right there? Then you'd be in trouble. But if nobody was like, ah, nice one. I think most people would be like okay with it it would depend if it's good if it's good sex then sure

if it's shitty sex it's like fuck off get going it probably depends on the people doing it too yeah right yeah I mean

if it was two very large individuals you'd kind of have to watch just for curiosity's sake. Okay, Ricky. All right. Sometimes I try to figure out how all that works. How what works, Ricky? How you find some of the pieces of the puzzle that you need

to put everything together. Well, Ricky, it's not rocket science, bud. It's all the same parts, and they're all located in the same spots. Yeah, I just have a hard time picturing it all. It might be quite wonderful. You can probably look up something online there for him. Show it to him. Here's something I found for you, bubs.

This would be a good company for you to work for. They give fur-ternity leave for new pet owners. What? Yeah, man. You get a new cat, you can stay home for a week and fucking litter train it. Oh, my God. Or whatever the fuck you do with a new cat. Jesus, I'd be home all year.

Got another kitty. Got to stay home for a week. Got another kitty. Got to stay home for a week. Got no kitty. He's still got to work. He's worked from home. Well, he doesn't really work, so...

What do you mean I don't work? You don't have a job, like a nine-to-five job. I work my ass off on shopping carts. Okay, I know. That's your business, right Well, you don't have a job, like a nine-to-five job. I work my ass off hauling shopping carts. Okay, I know. That's your business, right? But you don't have, like... Hey, pot. Meet cattle.

No, I'm just saying. I'm not talking about me. I'm just saying that you just don't, you know, wake up, put a uniform on... I wake up... ...and go to the mall and, you know, sign it. ...put my work pants on and I head down to the fucking lake by the mall. Okay. But you can take any time off if you want anyway.

That's all I'm saying. You guys didn't comment on my new digs, by the way. What do you think? Yeah, what the fuck's going on with you, man? I'm going on a fucking second date with Kay. Kay? That's the only name I got. I met her at the fucking shit rocker show, which was awesome, by the way.

Yes. Fuck, man. You shit rocked it. You and Hutch fucking killed it. Shit. Slayed it, as they say. I was glad

you got out and sang with me, Ricky. You fucking look good, too, man. No, I mean, not in a, you know what I mean. But yeah.

I think I looked all right. Anyway, got some new stuff with the Velu Velosh. Gonna take her out maybe tomorrow night. All right, good. How did you get to first base, second base?

Nothing. Nothing? Nothing. No kiss goodnight, no hug? Nothing. I think she was, you know, she's taking it slow. I'm not used to that, but sure. You're sure she's just not a friend?

And she's not really interested in the ways that you want her to be? I will find that out within the first five minutes before I spend a ton of money on this whole situation. Make sure you don't get into that fucking starting to buy shit. What do you consider a ton of money on a date, Ricky? Well, I mean, you know, I don't really want to drop more than 50 bucks for food and drinks. Oh, that's a lot. I didn't know you were talking 50 bucks.

Yeah, but some people want to go out and go, let's get a bottle of wine which is 60 fucking dollars. Yeah, okay. Yeah, maybe if you're dating fucking Bill Gates, Bill Gates could afford it. Jeff Bezos. But there's wine that's way more expensive than 64 bucks. Oh, I know, but do you think I'm going to be buying a fucking bottle of it?

A box of wine is just fine. For you and a date. I want to see you get a date. I've been on lots. I've been on more dates than you, bud. When? You know what I read about the Jeff Bezos guy? Wrap your head around this, Ricky.

He's the guy that owns Amazon. He's the richest guy in the world now. Yep, lucky. He's got $150 billion. Do you know how much money that is, Ricky? $150 billion? Yeah. That's a lot.

Here's a good way you can understand it. That's a lot of money. It is a lot, but here's a good way for you to understand it. Okay. If that cocksucker spent a million dollars... Go. What? Go. I'm ready. I was going. He was already going. Oh.

If he spent a million dollars a day... Yes. $365 million in a year. Yeah, okay. Keep going. Keep going. Okay, but I'm not looking for you to answer anything. It's not a quiz. I thought I was like, okay. So I just listen. Just let Bubz finish your fucking story.

Well, he fucking derailed it now. Dude, just finish the fucking story. A million dollars a day. A million dollars a day. How many years could he spend a million dollars a day for? Fuck, that's a tough one. If he spent a million dollars a day, he wouldn't go broke for 410 years.

He's not going to live that long. 410 years. He'd be dead, though. All right, are you including interest and shit on the money as we go? No, that's just straight up. That's just straight up money. If he had her in piles. For 400 years.

He could spend a million dollars a day for 400 fucking years. I don't think that's right. It is. I'd be happy with a billion. How long would it take you to spend a billion now? What would you do after, you know, for the first 50 days would be fine. You could spend a million dollars every 50 days. A billion is a thousand million.

I know. So with one billion, you could spend a million dollars a day for a thousand days, which is like three. I could do it. I could easily spend a million dollars a day for a thousand days, which is like three... I could do it. I could easily spend a million dollars a day for a thousand days. No, you couldn't. Yes, you could. On what?

How would you go through a million dollars a day? Real estate. Gambling, cars, liquor, ladies, give them presents though Men Easy man A million bucks a day Would be a fucking joke to spend

Did you ever see Brewster's Millions? Nope Richard Pryor? Yeah it's not easy Oh the Richard Pryor Yeah I did see that one Brewster's Millions

That was a long time ago man He had a hard time Yeah but that was back then That was back in the 70s, wasn't it? 80s. 80s. Okay, you spent a million dollars back then. A little bit tough. Yeah.

This is cool. You know, the new animal crackers are no longer behind bars on the packaging. They're free to go wherever the fuck they want, which is the way it should have always been. Fucking trying to cage them up. Whoever fucking even thought of that or realized that? Well, because zoos are not cool, man. I know, but I never once looked at a fucking animal cracker box and said, oh, look at the poor fucking cartoon animals

in the fucking pen. No, I did. Did you? Fucking drove me nuts. Stupid. But I do agree they shouldn't be in fucking cages. They shouldn't be in a box either. Those fucking cookies. Who should?

Same as being in a pen. What? The animal crackers. Well, it wasn't that they were physically worried about the feelings of the crackers, Ricky. Holy fuck, it's raining, Herd. Yeah, it's raining like an old whore on Sunday. Okay. How does she rain? Does she just piss us down and everyone? Fuck, it's raining, Herd. Yeah, it's raining like an old whore on Sunday. Okay.

How does she rain? She just pisses down on everyone? That's a weird expression that they used to use back during the war, and I never understood it. Raining like an old whore on Sunday. I don't know what that means. We're getting hand signals. Oh. Oh, they're telling us to shut her down, boys. Well, let's shut her down, man.

I gotta go check to see if the fucking windows are open in the car anyway. Out of here. Thanks, boys, for the good times. So, how are we getting drunk in the rain? Eat, drink, and sigh. Fuck. Do you want to eat another one of those cookies? Or those candies?

No, Ricky! I'm fucked! I'm not fucked enough. I thought I was gonna be. Fucking pissed off. Fucking drugs never work out the way you fucking want them to. too.