Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 16 - Bullsh*t Service Announcement

Episode Date: September 13, 2021

Sunnyvale is safe from Hurricane Julian, the most muscular storm of 2021! With that sh*tstorm outta the way, the Boys turn their attention to dating chimps, death by hotdog, and why you shouldn't eat horse pills. Also: F**k the milk crate challenge, the Boys come up with the next viral dare!

I'm firing this up, Rick. What the fuck is it, man? It's my Suntone. A what? It's a Suntone. You know these. No, man. The old Suntone fucking radio.

This was at Value Village. Look at this. Decent. It's like a walkie-talkie. This was at Value Village. Look at this. Decent. Is it like a walkie-talkie? No, it's a radio, but it's got a, you know, it looks like you're on a walkie. Let me see if I can tune in. They have probably better quality stuff than that now. Yeah, but how much did you pay for that fucking piece of shit?

Two bucks! Alright, that's not too bad. Look at that! I paid for that fucking piece of shit. Two bucks! Alright, that's not too bad. What was that? It doesn't sound great. Well, you just gotta hold it in one spot. Right. Ah, what a feeling! Woo!

I guess it was only two bucks, but I don't know, man. No, man, like when you're, you know, when you're walking down the beach, you got one of these, everybody... You need a ghetto blaster or something. Bubs, where do you go to the fucking beach? Well, I don't go to the beach, but if I did, I'd be strutting down there with this, and I'd be, everybody would be jealous of me, that's for sure. Oh, what a feeling.

Would you wear Speedos or what? Are you picturing me in a Speedo? No, I'm just saying, like, if you go to the beach, would you wear a fucking Speedo? No, I would wear long sleeves. Because you know what? Because I burn so easy. Women don't like the Speedos. I wouldn't wear Speedos. There's some dudes out there that do love the Speedos.

Oh, this doesn't have a TV? I'd have dudes out there that do love the Speedos. This says it's got TV. I'd have a one-piece trunk on with long sleeves. This says it's got TV, man. TV 1, TV 2. Well, maybe it does. It doesn't have a screen, though, Ricky. That's a big piece of TV that's missing. Oh, you might be able to listen to the audio of TV channels.

Fuck, that's cool, man. CBC probably on there. That's really cool. Don't get your, don't get looking at it like you want to own it, because... I might borrow it. What would you do with it? I don't know. I could see you rocking around with that, Ricky.

Down on the boardwalk. Yeah, I need to get like a holster for it. You know what he's gonna do with the bubs? He's gonna trade it for fucking a gram of hash or something. Yeah, you can't do that, Ricky. Yeah. Well, apparently I was in the fucking... all over the social medias.

Who was? Did you see that? There was a police chase. The guy robbed the fucking bar and then he ended up in Elbro Lake. That wasn't you, was it? No, but somebody put my head on a couple of the pictures in the videos. Well, because they probably... it's something that you would do. It's totally something you'd do, man. You've been chased in a lake before.

Yeah, and I got away. That fucking guy tangled up in the weeds. It wasn't very smart. I haven't seen it. What is it? I'm not sure what his endgame was. What was he on? What was he on? Was he on a paddleboard or something? No, he was fucking swimming.

He got all tangled up in the weeds and then one of the police was on a paddleboard and there was a pedal boat and it was fucked. It looked like dicks, man. It kind of looked like something from maybe our show. I don't know. Well, I've been tangled up in the weeds before. It's not hard to get tangled up in weeds.

One wrong stroke with your arm when you're swimming. Yeah, the police seemed like they were out of their elements. Do we have the video of it? I'm sure we do. Let's roll it. Fuck! Jeff, he's not being caught. Fucking drown her here.

He's not treating the threat. OK, so he may try to flee again. Okay, so he may try to flee again. See, that was quite a scene. That was fucked. Could have been me. That was just down the street here. Yep.

Replenish my liquor, boys. Julian, are you gonna join us? Yes, I'm gonna fucking join you. Are we gonna do this or what? Why don't you blow in here like Hurricane Julian? Did you hear about Hurricane Julian? Yes, I did hear about the tropical fucking storm, actually. No, I think it was a hurricane at one point. Oh, was it?

All right, yeah, it didn't do much, though, did it? It was a pretty muscular storm. It's out at sea now, isn think it was a hurricane at one point. It wasn't? All right, yeah, it didn't do much, though, did it? It was a pretty muscular storm. It's out at sea now, isn't it? It was deemed one of the most muscular storms of 2021. But it was out at sea, so it didn't cause any damage. It didn't cause much damage, but I mean, there are storms fucking over the U.S. right now, isn't there? Yes. Storms everywhere, man.

It's a fucking just a big storm. It's a shit storm. We should write a movie called Storm. I guess there's already been a few, though. Perfect Storm? Yeah. The Black Storm? Black Storm? What was that?

That was a porno, Ricky. All right, so what is this perk after dark? Everybody, welcome. Welcome to perk after dark. Oh, it starts when you arrive, does it? It started. It's done. Moving on. All right.

What else is happening? Did you see the picture or the video of that fucking buke at McDonald's with a cow in the back seat? No, I did not. No, man. It's pretty funny. A convertible? No, just a Buick fucking sedan, four-door, and they got a fucking cow in the back seat.

Like a full-size cow? He's a good size. I didn't say he's full-size, but he's big. Okay, so what's the fucking deal? It's just, what's a weird thing to see at McDonald's when you're going through the drive-thru? Well, it's cannibalism. I wonder what he ordered.

Well, a cow can't be ordering hamburgers. You know what, Bob, see, they probably got him chicken nuggets, man, or fish filet. Was he driving, or was he in the back? No, he was in the back. How can a fucking cow drive a fucking car, Bob? Cows can drive cars.

No, they can't. If you taught them, they could. If dogs can drive, fucking cows can probably drive too. They're about the same size. A cow could drive a car if you taught them. He's got long enough legs. Boys, a dog can't drive a fucking car. A cow can't drive a car.

Maybe a monkey. See that new Subaru commercial? Dogs can fucking drive, man. Jesus Christ. Cats can drive cars, toonts. Do see that new Subaru commercial? Dogs can fucking drive, man. Oh, Jesus Christ. Cats can drive cars. Toonts. Do you remember Toonts? Yeah.

He wasn't a very good driver. No, he had a lot of crashes. That's the magic of fucking making TV a movie, man. That fucking Subaru commercial is real. It's not real, man. Just like when they're all fucking driving around like they're pets, which drives me fucking nuts. No, no, no.

This one, there's dogs driving. There's three of's three of them the little baby dogs in the fucking baby seat and he's like put his paw up for the trucker dog driving beside him to pull the horn and trucker dog big fucking dog driving a big rig he pulls his little air horn they're not fucking driving they're being towed on a fucking trailer of anything or blue green screened or whatever you call it. It looks real to me and dogs are smart enough to pull it off. I'm surprised you're fucking able to pull it off. Watch the commercial and tell me.

Yeah, Julian. Do I gotta look this up? Watch the commercial and tell them. And those giant mice that drive the Kia. The Kia Sol. Everybody wishes that were the truth. Where are the giant mice? It's not real, man.

Are they from Korea as well? It's not fucking getting them going, man. You know it's not fucking real. What? It could be. It's not a bunch of Korean mice driving around. Giants? They're called giant Korean mice.

They're real. They come out of a volcano in the 50s. Okay, so like... They weren't able to contain them. I mean, finding Nemo, that could actually happen as well, right? they're real they come out of a volcano in the 50s okay so you weren't able to contain them I mean finding Nemo that could actually happen as well right

well fish could fucking hop out of a out of a tank and ends up in the ocean video doesn't lie look at salmon that's shot on video

look at salmon salmon can jump like motherfuckers finding Nemo wasn't fucking real, man. It was based on a true story, I bet. It was not based on a fucking true story. Don't get him fucking going.

See, this is why he's so fucked sometimes. No. That could happen. You could have egg him on with this shit. I mean, it was shot on film, so it was captured. No, man, it's not. It's enemies. Is that what the rule is?

Yes, anything captured on film. Okay, Bambi. Do you think Bambi was real? Based on a true story, for sure. That was not based on a true story. So hunters never killed a fucking deer before? That, Bubs? Answer that one.

Many hunters have killed deer, like baby deers, every kind of deer, okay? It's all based on a true story. Okay, seven dwarves. Was it Goldilocks? No. And there's the three bears. Snow White and the seven dwarves. Do you think that was real? Snow White and the seven little people. Yeah, you can't

use that word anymore. Julian, what's wrong with you? What's a fucking name with a goddamn movie, man? Talk to Disney. It was based on a true story. It was proven. Don't you fucking lie, man. It was proven it happened in Ecuador.

I didn't know that. Ecuador. Yes. Everything Disney's real. What? Everything Disney did was real? Jungle Cruise with the rock. Oh, Jungle Cruise with the rock.

He was a fucking captain of this fucking, no, man. He's 400 years old. Don't get him going, man. I can't believe we can't do the Melcrate Challenge. It's been banned. Who wants to do it, man? Me. Have you ever fallen on top of even one,

tripped over one, and fell on it? It hurts, man. I've fallen a lot. Okay, have you ever fallen? I think Ricky could do the Mel Craig challenge. I wish he, I wish we had some. I don't think he could do it in here. No, it's too, too low ceiling. Well, I'm going to try it outside. Fuck it. I would only let you try it if we had a big pole with a harness on it so that if you fell, it would gently set you on the ground. so that if you fell, it would gently set you on the ground.

That's cheating. I want spring gloves and spring shoes, just in case. Yeah, but most people don't land on their feet or their hands, Ricky. They land on their face. No, that's right. Or their ribs. We'll get them that. And a wrestling mask. And a wrestling mask, and we'll get fucking...

How many milk curtains do we need? We need one, two four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen i can't count them but a lot so we need about 20 at least 20. at least 20. all right let's do it let's do it man one percolant four five six seven because it's not on tick tock doesn't mean we can't do it one One fucking perk after dirt. 11, 12, 13, 14, 15. So you need 15 on each side. 30. Jesus Christ.

No, you need like 40. And you're going to do it. I don't know. No, maybe I'm not. You got me scared. Do people get hurt? No, man. You've fallen on a little fucking milk crate.

Is it banned because people are, their clothes are coming off? Their clothes are coming off? Why is it banned? That's why it's banned. Everybody that falls, their pants get ripped off? Their clothes are coming off. Why is it banned? That's why it's banned. Everybody that falls, their pants get ripped off and their wiener's on the internet. Okay, you could do it without the clothes coming off. We'll put you in a fucking, I don't know, like a... Spandex.

Okay, spandex. You don't want a wiener protector. No, I was thinking more like one of those one-piecers, you know? Coveralls. Like a Borat. Like a Coveralls. No, not... You got the fucking...

You're thinking of that yellow bathing suit. Yeah, that's what Borat had as a one-piece. Like a cat leather suit? I don't think he'd wear that, man. But maybe you can convince him. It might be good for the video. Mm. All right.

We should just... Why don't we just create our own challenge, Ricky, and be famous for that? Yeah, let's do that. All right. So instead just, why don't we just create our own challenge, Ricky, and be famous for that? Yeah, let's do that. All right. So instead of the milk crate challenge, it should be the, you know... Something a little safer? The safety... What if we did this?

Safety climb. Like, yeah. What if we piled a bunch of, like, stoves on top of each other? Try to climb up to the top of it? How many stoves? How many do you want to fucking try? I mean if you stacked up ten, but if you fell from there you'd die. No, you'd have these spring gloves on and the spring shoes.

The stove... The stove safety climb. No, you gotta get rid of the safety that just totally blows it man. No one wants to watch the stove safety climb. No, you've got to get rid of the safety. That just totally blows it, man. No one wants to watch the stove safety climb. I think the stove safety climb would be a big hit on the social areas. Well, let's try it. Yeah, safety's probably not a good word. No, safety blows it.

What about the something to do with torches? People love torches. Torchers? Torches. torches. Torchers? Torches. Torches. Torch juggling. Propane torch juggling. Propane barbecue juggling.

That's even more dangerous. You're turning this whole thing into a circus, man. It's not a fucking circus. Charcoal barbecue juggling would be even more harder. Charcoal juggling? Like pieces of charcoal? No, the barbecue full of lit charcoal. Hibachi juggling would be even more harder. Charcoal juggling? Like pieces of charcoal? No, the barbecue full of lit charcoal. Hibachi juggling.

Juggling lit hibachis. Let's do it, man. I bet somebody could do it if they had on fire gloves. He could. I tell you what I'd like to do is go on this fucking roller coaster in Japan. It's got super death acceleration. Super death. Okay, what's that? What kind of speed are we talking about? Um, zero to 112 miles per hour in 1.5 seconds.

Bull fucking shit. That's what it says. That's what it claims. Jesus. Okay. That would make you black out. It's actually been shut down as it was breaking people's spines and backs. Of course it was, man.

You're going fucking over 200 miles an hour in a second. Yeah, but... How fast did we go on those jet things, those fighter jets? Oh, the acceleration wasn't anything close to that. Like half? No. That's... this is quick. That's very quick.

I bet you know what... So wait, how fast? 112 miles per hour in 1.5 seconds. So that's 200 kilometers, over 200 kilometers an hour in one second. 1.5 seconds. That's a fucking rush. Oh yeah, that could break your eyes. Well here's what I think dummies are doing.

You know how you have a back protector thing? They're probably leaning forward and then when it hits them, bang! Fuck! Just broke my back and my neck like an idiot. Yeah, they should have a strap fucking putting your melon right back to the headrest. Yeah, a Hans device. I would love to go on that fucking roller coaster. I would like to have one in my backyard. I'd shit myself.

I'd probably get a herd on. 1.5 seconds. Yeah. 1.5 second herd on. You would go that fast in a fighter jet if you were taken off from an aircraft carrier. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. But not, we didn't do that. But if you were on an aircraft carrier, you would.

What is it, a slingshot they use? Pretty much. It's a catapult. That's fucking cool. Fucking hydraulic catapult. Fucking just like your mother takes. Jesus Christ. His mother?

Oh, my. That was so funny. Did you hear about the Belgian woman that wants to marry the chimpanzee in the zoo? She's fucked. She is a fucking weird one. She's a fucking lunatic. She what? She wants to keep.

She says they're in love. Maybe they are. She's been visiting the zoo for four years and visiting the chimpanzee guy every week. Chimpanzee guy? They kicked her out. Or an actual chimpanzee. No, it's an actual chimpanzee. They had to ban her from the zoo.

They said that his relationship with her was fucking up his relationship with the other chimpanzees. Oh, the other chimps were like, you're fucked, what are you doing trying to bang this human? Like, fuck you. They're bullying him. Saying, fuck you're fucked. What are you doing trying to bang this human? Like, fuck you. They're bullying him. Saying, fuck you, bud. Fuck you.

You want to go bang him? Did she actually, she didn't spend the night with him or something, did she? She, that sounded like some funny business may have gone on. She did some tweaking in front of him. Yeah. Tweaking? Like, tweaky, tweaky. And the old chimp was getting

he was getting her going. She was what? Tweaking things. And he was probably tweaking his thing. And he was oh of course he was. Well he was. He wouldn't

he wouldn't give two pats. He was probably just pounding that thing man. It's kind of weird. I don't know why they should hopefully they don't get married. I saw her on the news.

She was crying about it. I miss him. Like it's a was crying about it. I miss him. Like, it's a fucking chimp. Well, she loves him. Well, she doesn't have to go on as if she wants to suck the thing off. She said she has nothing else in her life, so I just feel a little bit bad for her. But it's... It's not, it's more than a pet.

She wanted to bang the thing, I think. She wanted to, like, marry this chimp. Like, in love. What's wrong with that? If you put a nice little gentleman suit on him. Pubs. And taught him English. He wasn't even.

If you taught him to speak a language. It's banging a fucking chimpanzee. But they're close to their 99.9% human, aren't they? I'm not condoning it. I'm just saying. You were condoning bestiality. No, I'm not. 100%.

I'm not saying she should be banging them, but they should be able to go to dinner and stuff. If they're in love and they wanted to consummate it and get married and stuff. No, I don't think she should bang him. But they should be able to go on dates if he had a nice gentleman's suit on. They should be able to go to dinner. Oh, is she allowed to fucking tweak herself

and eat jerks off at the same time? No, they could go to dinner. That's the same fucking thing. It's disgusting. Go to dinner. Animal man the same fucking thing. It's disgusting. Go to dinner. Animal man. Go to the keg. You don't bring a chimpanzee to do...

Number one... Where's he gonna fit? In the bathroom. No. I don't know about this. If he goes on a date, he'll get all horned up. He'll be beaten off. Nobody wants to see a fucking chimp

dressed up in a suit jacking off while they're eating their steak. She does. She probably does. She's a fucking lunimp dressed up in a suit jacking off while they're eating their steak. She does. She probably does. She's a fucking lunatic. Weirdo. I think if you just put a nice suit on him

and you told him to behave and you brought him to the keg and got him a, you know, baseball sirloin teriyaki and some bell miner pie, he'd have a lovely evening. Would a chimp eat

a fucking baseball steak? And then you take him back to the zoo. Pups. No, man. And you'd drop him off at his cage. No, man. It's fucking ridiculous. I think it's fine.

All right, you know what? I would sit there and it would be entertaining, okay? I'll sit and watch the chimpanzees beat off while he's eating a baseball steak. While the other chicks are drinking it. I don't believe he would. I would watch it. I think he'd be behaved. It would be great entertainment. sit and watch the champions he beat off while he's eating a baseball steak while the other chicks are tweaking themselves? I don't believe he would. I would watch it. I think he'd be behaved.

It would be great entertainment. He would realize, oh, okay, they're letting me into the human restaurant here. I better not jack my meat. I better just- You know what monkeys like to jack off. How many times have we talked about this? How many times have you taken a monkey to the keg? So you don't know how he...

Just because it's good entertainment doesn't mean it's right. It's bestiality. Well, take him to Jack Astor's then. Okay, maybe Jack Astor's, not the keg though. Alright. Well, I don't know how much time I'm gonna have left. Because I just found out that if you eat a hot dog, it takes 36 minutes off your life.

No, it doesn't. University of Michigan. Why would you fucking say that, man? What? Yeah, they did a study. You lose 36 minutes every hot dog, and I've eaten probably 40,000. How could they know that?

How could they figure that out? They figure out foods that add minutes and take minutes away, and the hot dog takes it. You just ruined his life. I fucking love hot dogs, man. Not anymore. I wonder if pepperoni falls into the same category. Here, pretend you're taking a bite of a hot dog.

I'm going to show you. No, no. No, just I'm going to show you what's going to happen. Every time you go to eat one, I'm going to go, 36. Okay, what's happening to the dude, that Nathan guy, the Nathan championship hot dog? He's going to fucking die. He might actually be dead now. We don't even know it.

He probably is dead. He probably ate himself. He ate all of his time. They should sue Nathan's. He ate all of his time. But what type of hot dogs? There's different grades of dogs. What if it's, you know, grass-fed, fucking organic, free-range, nice?

Hot dog, homie. Like a tofu dog might be different than a... Who eats fucking tofu dogs, man? Tofu dogs are delicious. Fucking disgusting. It's just another way, another vehicle to get more sauces into your head. Another vehicle to get fucking tubular meats down that yap, isn't it? That's what it's all about.

Not a tubular meat. Tofu dogs are disgusting. I guess we're supposed to do a BSA. About what? About people poisoning themselves. A BSA? Yeah. A bullshit service announcement.

Is that what it stands for? Well, that does. No, PSA is what you're talking about. Penis... What? A public... Penis service announcement. A public service announcement. Is that what it stands for? Well that does. No, PSA is what you're talking about. Penis. What? Penis Service Announcement. A Public Service Announcement.

PSA. You said BSA. I thought it was a Broadcast Service... Arrangement? Yes. Okay, what do we have to do one for? Let's do a Broadcast Service Arrangement. Stop fucking eating.

Is it Invermectin? What's that? It's a fucking medicine that helps deworm horses and livestock. People are fucking taking it because they think it will help them get rid of COVID. Is that true, man? I was going to ask you. There's supposed to be worms in our stomach. Is that happening? I know what happens.

No, they're thinking it'll get rid of COVID. So people are fucking taking this stuff and they're getting really sick some are dying like you shouldn't yeah no i won't take a vaccine but i'll eat a fucking horse pill for deworming that's totally fine you'll here's the thing no i'm talking as if i'm one of the you know if you're not a horse or a cow or something else close to those don don't eat horse worm medicine. And you know what? If you really want to, maybe you should talk to your doctor first and get him to sign off on it.

I'm sure he's going to sign off. Yeah, that sounds safe. Because you know what? I did see a doctor talking about that. Well, who in the fuck first came up with this? Well, Jesus, I'm going to have to try these pills, see if they'll get rid of the COVID. No, no, man.

I think they're using it like in third world countries. There's some kind of... What's it called? Something down there get rid of the COVID. No, no, man. I think they're using it like in third world countries. There's some kind of parasite or something down there. I don't know. Invermectin, I think. Invermectin. Well, you know what happens. I mean, you've eaten lots of food out of a dumpster, right? Yeah.

That's where you get the parasites. Yes. You could have some shit growing in your stomach. But they might have a deworming thing for people. Well, yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Another good point. Well, I think they might. I'm pretty sure they would.

I think they do give it to people somewhere, you know, down in South America. Yes. You get it at Canadian Tire. Dewormer, it's called. It's a grease you pump down your throat. But is there little worms and shit in our stomach, man? What's the chances? There can be.

There can be parasites, but not normally. But how do they live in the fucking down there? Oh, they burrow into the meat. Oh, fuck. I think they eat your stool. No, but don't they? That's like stomach acid, right? No, they are all...

They're down below that. They're down in your ass pipe. How do they get through there, though? Okay. Okay, I'm not kidding you. That's gross, man. We probably have worms in our ass. If we ate something and... Have you ever seen a dog pull

his arse across the fucking carpet? Worms. Arse worms. You should get checked out, Rick. I think I'm good. Rick, you said arse worms before. I did when I was a little guy. Are they contagious? If you're sticking your fingers up somebody's arse and then up your own, probably.

Right? Or you're doing arse-to-arse work. Did you ever see that movie Centipede? Yes, human centipede. Yeah, it looks weird. Do you think that was real, Rick? Think somebody did that? That one, I don't know.

Not the one where they sewed the mouth to your hole. You know who would do something crazy like that? Hitler. But he did it. I thought you were going to say Losko. No. Or maybe Losko. He'd probably do something crazy like that.

No, I don't think he would do that. This was grossing me out a little bit. I was reading some things that were found in foods. People were eating foods. This guy found a fucking mouse in his loaf of bread. It got baked right in the bread and he'd already eaten a few slices and then he saw the little mouse head.

Yuck. What would you do? Fucking throw up, man. I would get a lawyer. I'd go talk to Steinberg. Sue the motherfucker. This was a gross one, too. A severed finger and frozen custard. Cole's a gross one, too. A severed finger in frozen custard. Oh, delicious, man.

Cole's Frozen Custard, North Carolina. Delicious. The first person thought I was kidding because it was in the custard. They took it and... Oh! He bit right into it. The bone. Like a fun dip.

Like a fun dip. And he probably stripped the fucking meat off the bone. Jeffrey Dahmer style. See, that's the lawsuit right there, man. Sometimes this shit would, I would like this shit to happen to me. Jeffrey Dahmer brand custard. There's a razor blade and some ice cream at a Walmart. See, that's

not good. A fucking knife in a Subway sandwich. They must have left the knife right in the fucking Subway. He bit into that. Oh, yes. That would suck. I've gone to Subway sandwich. They must have left the knife right in the fucking sub when he bit into that. Oh, yes. That would suck. I've gone to Subway many times where I ordered sub, took her back to my shed, fucking got her open, no meat.

They forgot to put the meat on her. Don't you watch them when they're making it? No, I don't watch them. Why don't you watch them bubs? Because I'm usually busy. A tooth in a Milky Way bar. That would be a weird one. That would not be great.

Somebody else bit it before you. Well, I guess they bit it, and then they felt something, so they spit it out. They thought it was their own tooth at first, but then they checked, and it was like, no. No, I've got it all mine. Somebody else's tooth. Fucking gross, man. Condom in a Big Mac in Pennsylvania. Oh, merciful Jesus.

Okay, here's the question. Was it a fish? Did it have special sauce in it? I don't think so, but it's still pretty fucking gross. If it was still in the wrapper, that's one thing. But if she was out in the air. Stretched out. Stretched out in the fresh air.

That's problems. With the special sauce into her. I guess it didn't taste very good. Fuck. Lubed. Babs. What? Oh, no.

Don't need the details. Ribbed. It's the McRibbed. Smell. McRibbed. Well, it is September the 10th. I'm seeing who's got born today. I'm going to have to celebrate some of these.

September 10th today? Already. Fucking summer. Gone. Summer's gone, man. School's back. Fuck. Winter's going to be here soon. I'm not going to be happy.

Rin Tin Tin got born on September 10th. Dirty cocksucker. I didn't like that little fucker. Rin Tin Tin. He used to chase cats. He can fuck himself. Arnold Palmer. You liked him, didn't you? I like his drinks. Golfer, man. He's a good golfer. Karl Lagerfeld?

Karl Lagerfeld. The... Moo Moo Moo. He's the Moo Moo Moo? He's a fashion... Cynthia Lennon. Fashionista. Cynthia, oh yeah. she was married to John. She was married to John, mother of Julian.

She was born in 1939. Mother of Julian Lennon. Was she? Yeah, how'd you know that, man? How'd you know she was born in 1939? How'd I fucking know shit, man? She was born one year... Superstar Billy Graham.

Billy Graham! There you go. I smell something on fire. Yeah, me too. Superstar Billy Graham. Billy Graham. There you go. I smell something on fire. Yeah, me too. Margaret Trudeau. I don't see any smoke, but something's definitely on fire. Electronically.

Oh, is it that? My radio's not going on fire, is it? Joe Perry. Joe Perry. Johnny Fingers. Johnny Fingers. Johnny Fingers. He's good, man. Your mother used to date him. I would say. He had some good tunes. Colin Firth. Yeah.

Jack Ma. Fond of Alibaba. Fond of Firth. He was born in 1960, wasn't he? Yeah, he was. You got it off on your own. He was born in 1960. Yeah, he was.

He was born in 1960. Yeah, he was. He was born in 1960. Yeah, he was. He was born in 1960. Yeah, he was. He was born in 1960. Yeah, he was. He was born in 1960. Yeah. Jack Ma. Colin Firth. He was born in 1960, wasn't he? Yeah, he was.

You got it off on your face. It's not here. I got a fucking man gets five doses of three different COVID vaccines. That's all I got on my screen. Guy Ritchie. He was born in 1968. Who are you, Rain Man? Just know these things, man.

You're good with birthdays, wow. Thanks, man. He's got it on a page or something. I got it nowhere, where is it at? Anyway, couple others, but. What the fuck are we gonna do? Nothing, we're gonna get drunk today. It is September, it's time to start drinking and

No, yeah, because we didn't drink all summer. Well, now it's turning into almost winter drinking, which is a lot more. Maybe I won't drink today. Bullshit. You're already drinking, Ricky. Yeah, fuck that. All right, let's get drunk.

Everybody say goodbye. And happy birthday to anybody else we missed.