Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 16 - Julian's Cock Army

Episode Date: September 9, 2024

Watch Julian's genius business brain in action as he devises a foolproof get-rich plan! All he needs is the UK's biggest cock, an acrobatic circus and... no time to explain, just roll the tape! Plus: Conky's got competition - meet Biscuits McGonagall!

To see the video version of Park After Dark in Ricky's trailer, go to swearnet.com or download the Trailer Park Boys Swearnet app. Ricky, this is the most fucked thing I've seen in I don't know how long. You can't put a joint wiener on a puppet to smuggle it into school for Moe. They check their fucking bags, but they don't check the dolls, man. I mean, that's pretty good.

But the thing is, does Moe really need to have to fucking have an afternoon joint in school? If he's fucking stressed out, yeah, he can smoke a joint instead of punching someone in the face. It works great. So Mo need... Look at that, right under his quilt. It's a kilt, Ricky. Huh? It's called a kilt. That's what... And why did you make them Scottish? I guess because you needed a quilt on them. Oh, Mo likes quilts.

His fucking head came out pretty good. It was an old biscuit. That's an old tea biscuit. Old steel behind the couch. Nice and hard, just carved right out. Am I in a fucking, am I in the Twilight Zone? It's a fucking biscuit. I know it's a biscuit! I need you guys to help me name him. He needs a good name.

I feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone. He's got quite the chest on him, eh? He's got some Julian chest. Look at that, man. All right. So he's a Scottish Biscuit that has a joint for a wiener. Oh, we even score this. Score this.

OK, what's his name? That's what I need help with. Shit, though. Well, Biscuit's first name should probably be old Biscuit's McGonagall or something. Biscuit's McGonagall. All right. Hello, Biscuits' first name should probably be old Biscuits McGonagall or something. Biscuits McGonagall. All right, yeah. Hello, Biscuits.

He's got a, quite a hammer on him. Jesus Christ, man. Like, am I crazy or is this the fucking craziest fucking thing? You know, if he's, I'm... Is there leprechauns in Scotland? There's Irish leprechauns. Irish leprechauns.

Yeah, he's not Irish. He could be, I guess. There could be a Scottish leprechaun. A leprechaun could have moved to Scotland. He's got a new life. He's fucking banged up. You know what? That turned out all right. I'm not sure...

Oh, no, I think the craftsmanship is quite nice. It's great, but. Get out of my drink there, Biscuits. All right. How do you like that? Why don't you build his arse out of? He's got little underwear on. You don't wear underwear under a kill, Ricky.

Oh man, a true Scotsman doesn't wear the underwear. They just let it hang out. He's done. No, no, he's given himself a little- wear the underwear. They just let it hang out. Oh, he's done. No, no, he's given himself a little. He is, too. A little suck-to-on. A little mouth hug for himself. Imagine.

He's getting stoned, really. Lucky little bastard. This is on the whole time. Oh, shit. All right, just reverse-race that. For those of you who just tuned in, we have a Scottish puppet with a biscuit for a head named Biscuit's McGonagall and he's got a joint for a wiener and it's all made for

Mo so that he can smuggle joints into school. Welcome to the podcast. Welcome. Welcome to Park After Dark. We're underway. Okay. I'm your host, Bubbly. All right, you're going to be the host today. We're underway. Okay. I'm your host, the Boo-Blee.

Alright, you're gonna be the host today. I think I will. Cool, because I'm not doing a final session. I'm hosting. I got a good buzz on. I switched her up. I'm drinking gin today, boys. Oh, man, gin. Look at that. Gin and soda. Lemon gin and soda. Cold stream clear. Delicious.

Whoo! Fuck, they should be sponsoring us, huh? Well, it might be sponsoring us, huh? Well, might be a little something in the works, Ricky. Yes, Pops! You do a deal better than Julie. Bubbles is doing a deal. I am going to be part of this deal.

You'll be a part of it the same way I'm a part of your fucking deals. But, you know what? You'll get what you get. And you can have all the gin you can drink, because I'm not drinking gin. They make lots of products other than gin, my friend. I know they do. I'm going to have the other two left in gin. This is going to be my next drink right here. Lemon iced tea, just like a fucking angel

pest in your mouth. I don't know whose is that. That's a vodka based drink. Oh yeah, OK. Lemon iced tea. Fuck, it's not bad. I haven't gotten into it. It's gorgeous.

Motherfucker. September the 6th already. I know. I know, Ricky. Don't remind me. Don't fuck. A little fuckers are back to school. It's like, boys, winter's coming.

You guys know who, uh... Winter is coming. You know who Matt Burr is? Who? Matt Burr? Who the fuck's that? He's kind of like biscuits. Scottish?

No. He's a puppet? He's got one of those. He's got a cock. He's got a joint cock? He's the man with Britain's biggest penis. What? Matt Burr. Yeah Britain's biggest penis 12 to 14 inches when it's erect Depending on how fucking horny he is the blood flows going. Okay, make some light. Or did you ever measure tape here? 14 inches

That's so I was what about He said it's a fan right? Yes That's be careful what you wish for. He said it's a fucking nightmare. Oh really make him sick He had kicked out of a yoga class because they thought he was a wreck when he wasn't erected He said it's a fuck kicked out of yoga. Cuz your birds to be poor fuck. What's his name? Yeah, I feel real bad for him. I feel real bad that your wang gets in the way of fucking daily things, dude. I got kicked out of yoga because my cock's too big.

He can't wear certain underwear because he said it hurt. Jesus. Well, he should have some custom... But he said some of his dates, they don't really enjoy it. Well, it's massive. That's like a fucking, that's like a horse cock. it. Well, it's it's massive That's like a fucking that's like a horse cock. Yeah. No, it isn't no Okay, how big are they Oh fucking horse cocks are like that Julie right just like that So here's the it didn't used to be this big. He took some medication and tried to shrink it down. What?

And it actually made it big. Oh, poor fucking guy. God, shrinkers. What fucking medication is this? Yeah, I would start that. Jesus Christ, yeah, you should be like trying to sell that. I'm hung like a light switch. Proud of it.

Good going. No, I'm just eating it. I don't get it. You know, like a light switch, the old style that looked that big where you turn the lights on and off. Eek, eek, eek. All right. I'm just teasing you.

All right, well, so the guy's having a hard time getting dates and getting by the way. When we did this interview on a TV show and he did get some dates from us, he said there was some positive shit. But yeah, he said it's a fucking nightmare. Doesn't matter how big his wiener is, is he a nice guy or not. If he's an asshole, doesn't matter if he's got a big wiener.

He always seemed like a nice guy. I mean, I didn't really. Well, except for complaining about how big his cock is. I mean, that's, you know, dude. He actually said if he was younger, he'd be doing the OnlyFans. He'd be fucking cleaning up. How old is this fucking guy?

He's in his 40s. Could still do it. I agree. Holy fans. We should manage him. Do you have his number? If OnlyFans is so he could probably just stir different pots of food with it and people would pay to see it out today I'm gonna mix up some some Macaroni and cheese. He said he said some weird requests like one of them was think he'd go over and clean their house naked. What? See this guy needs some help. Yeah, he needs a manager. He doesn't know how to manage his penis. He knows that he needs a cock manager. Yeah, you'd like to handle his cock for him, would you?

It's not something I, you know, want to do. Call him up and say I'd like to handle your cock, all your cock affairs. No, no, no, I would I would manage the guy and his to handle your cock all your cock affairs. Oh, no No, I would lie would manage the guy and his cock. You'd be a cock manager. Yes The biggest fucking cock in UK you're making a ton of money. Do you get it? You should get it on board with them get them in shape All right, first thing we gotta get you only fans, but you've got to lose the gut so the cock even looks bigger. I mean, if you're going to manage his cock, you're going to have to take it out to dinner

and get to know it. He's going to lay it on the table in front of a plate of pasta. You're going to have to have a conversation with him. You need to get him on a diet so there's proper blood flow down there. You've got to work on that, the vascular part of it. The vascular part of his penis. He's probably not even thinking about that. I could be a great manager to that guy. You know, you're so great with cock, Julian.

You miss your cock. You miss your cock? And then all the other, you know, slightly smaller cocks will be coming on board. Next thing you know, you got a whole cock agency. Cock army, just like the Kiss Army. Julian's cock army. Julian's cock army just like the kiss army Julie's cock army Julie a lot of fucking people money Jesus okay I'm gonna be okay we're gonna have a

contest right now we're gonna start a new name Julian's business no send in your pictures to Julian if you want to join the cock army do not said well I gotta talk to this guy first. If I can get him on board, I might have a cock army. I want Julian's inbox flooded with pictures of your wieners trying to apply for the cock army. You should start with a nine or 10 incher. No, no, we're going for the big guy.

If I'm getting into the cock business, I'm going for the guy that's number one. If you're coming right out of the gate with number one What's his name again? Matt Burr Matt Burr if you need a manager? I'm a great cock manager Well, I will be a great cock manager. I can make you some money. I'm definitely in the Twilight Zone now But I just looked into the camera and said I am a great cock manager But this is different. We're on definitely in a simulator. It's usually a 20% cut here but it's gonna have to be higher because I got to deal with cocks of course and I don't like them. So yeah all the all the photo shoots you're gonna have to do. Here's the first place

you should take a new client. There's a museum in England right now that's displaying all this nude artwork but you have to be nude to go in there What's his name again? Matt Burr Matt Burr to tease to ours Matt to tease to okay Matt Burr. This should be easy to remember Okay, we're gonna go we're gonna take it on tour You know what? We're gonna have nothing to come up with the Matt Burr fucking Halloween costume is gonna be a huge way Oh, yeah, nothing like selling costumes to children with giant cocks on Great costume man, you guys are fucked

You're gonna take them on tour. What are you gonna do on Matt Burr vibrators? Tell me that Matt Burr fucking popsicles, right? Matt Burr jumbo jumbo fucking hot dogs. Get them at Costco. Sex toys? Sex toys. Matt Burr hot dogs. Who's gonna want a hot dog shaped like Matt Burr's cock? And what kind of, who are you gonna do the deal with? It's a 14 incher. Oscar Meyer?

Fuck the footlong dogs. We're going for the Matt Burr fucking hot dog. All beef. And will you shoot a commercial where you're just drilling one into your face? No, man. Well, it depends on the money. It's a hot dog, remember?

What is going on today? I'm telling you, we're in a simulation, and something's glitching, and Julian's gone off into cock land. Yeah. Well, when you take Matt Byron on tour, there's one hotel in Las Vegas you might want to avoid. Okay. What's it called, Cockies?

I don't know the name because they wouldn't disclose it, but this man sued them because a scorpion stung his bag. Oh! Oh, yes. In the bed? In the bed. Whoa. So he sued them for PTSD, emotional trauma,

and non-existent sex life, and his wife's needs. So that's a big class. I felt that. When you said that, I felt that. Oh, I felt the jams. Matt Byer would no longer be making you money because he can no longer get erect. So the scorpion annihilated his erection forever?

He can't get erect, yeah. Drugs, no drugs. Poison bag. Yeah. You know what? That's a new disease called scorpion bag. You better make sure your client stays away from Vegas for a little bit. No, or we embrace the scorpion fucking tag in the bag and we bring Matt Bauer in to

fucking give us a show of this huge cock to bring in business. It's Vegas. People go paid to see this guy. It's a new form of cock fight. Exactly. Matt Bauer versus the scorpion. He's got a new residency at the scorpion fucking hotel

What a show be just sit in the fucking audience. He walks in on stage naked. No, thank you No, I think bubbles was on to it like he could stir different things up, right? Let's see if you can stir up this pop this I don't know. You bring people out of the audience Yeah audience participation they get to slap it or something. Do you have a bigger one than him? Thousand bucks. And you go head to head with and all you're doing there. Yeah.

Just finding new clients. Really? Maybe we could do a thing like American Idol where you have a, you know, judges and a voting line vote for your favorite car. I'm thinking 75 cents a call. I'm kind of thinking like a Cirque du Soleil thing. Like you get like an act going around, this guy that's standing there with his car

with his fucking laser shooting out of it. And acrobats bouncing off. Naked dudes flying around, naked women flying around. Trapeze comes down and pulls something out. Like a little hat on, puts a little hat on it. Would you go see that? What's going on here? Would you go see the Matt Burr show?

I think I would. You would, if you go to that? What's going on here? Would you go see the Matt Burr show? Would you guys? I would. You would. If you go to Vegas, you'd definitely go see Matt Burr. Cirque du Soleil, and it would be cock, but spelled like C-O-Q-U-E. Yes. Cockay or something fancy.

Boys. You know, you're on board. I'm getting on board with this. See? It's a good idea. I'm starting to think this might be a gold mine. I'm telling you, man. Cirque du Soleil presents Cockay. This cock could be a gold mine. I'm telling you, man. Cirque du Soleil presents Coquets.

This cock could be the next apple. Cirque du Coquet. You know what I'm saying? Cirque du Coquet. We just started a whole new troop. Cirque du Coquet. Instead of having the apple sign, we have like a Matt Barr's cock on it. Imagine if you could do this move.

Where are you at? Matt Barr gets his penis like this. Oh my fuck. He's supporting his whole way. That's the Cirque du Soleil shit. And then they spin him. Yeah, you know what? He starts rotating at about 6,000 RPM.

All right, now I'm getting up. We gotta stop this. We need to switch gears. And the thing is, we can fool the people. We can build something, some Jimmy rig that just he can balance on it and the cock hides it. You could do a magic show where they on it and the cock hides it. You could do a magic show where they saw it in half.

Exactly. Magic comes off and then it's back on. See? There could be an element of magic in this show. Well it's Vegas so there has to be. Yeah. He could do card tricks with it. Strippers, everything man.

But you know the classic sawing it in half trick. Yeah. They do that. Do that with the cock.ing it in half trick. Yeah. They do that. Do that with the caulk. That's what I mean. They saw a Matt Burn half, they wheel that part over and then it sticks up under the thing. Yeah.

And it's still there and they put them back together. You know what, there's a show for everybody. It's like the Magic Mark fucking, you can do some dancing. You could have a white tiger like the other fellas had. What the fuck is Magic Mark? Magic Mark, just like Magic Mike, except it's Magic except this magic, you know what you imagine this Fucking tiger sitting there

Mark goes over puts his cock drapes it right over his teeth and he's sitting and he's like tada Would you pay to see that? Fireworks everything over my Tyson use one of his tigers Maybe my guys comes out and belts him in the back. I'm gonna have a car. Yes, man. See I'm telling you I'm excited I don't know man. I'm gonna get a hold this fucker Okay, anybody knows how to reach Matt fire tell him please get Julia Julian wants an appointment with his cock. Yeah. Well, yeah, he wouldn't be hard to get a hold of you don't think no Lots of dates after his interview. So well, we couldn't get a hold of that fucking cat that we're trying to get a hold of

You know over there. It's there. I didn't get that. This was a fucked-up story This woman was sunbathing on the beach in New Jersey and Matt Burr ran up seat. No, I like how you're thinking No instead cop ran her over with a pickup truck. What? On the beach? Yeah, what the? He didn't even realize it, and he's dragging her along the beach.

People are like, hey! Oh my God. There's a fucking woman under here cutting her hair over. Is she all right? She's not great. She's alive, but. But she's alive? Holy fuck.

Multiple broken ribs, three fractured vertebrae, and a punctured lung. Oh my God. Probably a lot of sand in different areas of her body. Fuck, I guess. The poor lady. So she's just laying there with her eyes closed, soaking up the sun, next thing she knows,

she's getting dragged down the beach. At least she's in the sand. What the fuck? How does a cop not see a woman bathing in front of him? Why is he driving on a part of the beach? Probably looking at fucking bikinis and dudes, Matt Burr's cock. The cops are greasy. Why is he even driving a truck on the beach in an area where there's people that could be sun...

There should be a road. Yeah, that was a fuck up. Surely she wasn't laying on the fucking road. You didn't even see Baywatch. They drive their trucks on the beach, man. That's how they patrol. That's Baywatch. Yeah? You can only drive them over people.

Well, that guy was, I'm telling you, he was looking at another chick somewhere. David Hasselhoff never ran anybody over. I mean, he did when he was driving Kit and Knight Rider, but he never- Did he? I remember him driving over somebody. I don't remember him ever driving anybody over in Kit.

That is not what he did in Knight Rider. No, man, I don't think anybody died in that show. Oh, I'm sure he drove over some people. Some Russian spies. Spies? I don't know, man. Maybe I'm thinking The Littlest Hobo. No, I think you're.

No, I didn't tell anybody in that show either, man. Littlest was. No, there's no. You guys have done lots of car banging. Haven't you? No, I have this, this would suck. It's a couple in Philadelphia doing some car banging and range Rover. And as he's thrusting, he accidentally shifted to the car.

Oh my God. Roll it right into a river while he was banging. Yeah. Balls deep. Did they finish? I don't know, but they did manage to escape successfully. I'm guessing he didn't finish Julian. No, it would be a tough call though. What do you do? So you know you're in drive, you know you're headed for a river and you're just about the climax. You're fucking, we hit the brakes. What do you mean? It's not a tough decision. Jesus, it's a powerful thing. It takes you over. You don't make rational decisions when you're about to do that.

Are you insane? You would drive off a cliff because you were just about to do one. I try to factor in all the different risks. So you would have finished. I'm leaning that way. I don't know. Oh my god, Ricky. Well, my car might have floated for a little bit. Oh, so you'd keep going even after you're in the river.

The water's coming up. It's like, oh, hang on one second. Yeah, maybe not. But see, my car is safe for a river, because it's got no door. So water just starts coming, you don't have to worry about it. Yeah.

That's not safe. It's not safe. You don't have to smash it or try to open a door is the point. No, you're not going to get trapped in... It's underwater safe. You're not going to have to break the glass or anything, because there isn't any.

I got a new school idea that we can start. Smileiling Wave. New school boys. What's it called? Matt Burr. No, okay, we gotta get Matt Burr. Cockological. Forget about him right now. But there is a school maybe Matt Burr can teach at it. Matt Burr's surface school. It's a thief school. They got them open. You should be fucking running that. I know that's what I'm saying. We should have this is in India. There's actually schools where you pay tuition of like 2400 to 3600 bucks to take your kids to a thief school.

Why have you two never started a thief school? It's all about pocket like picking people's pockets. Maybe we should go to that school first and then start over. Maybe we learn something. Bag-radiced grabbing carrying like oak robberies. Yeah bank account thefts evading the police And Grabbing it's not that man Anyway, but these kids are going to this fucking school to learn how to do this shit. That can't be real. It's real.

They're probably making a killing. They're making a killing. In India. How long is the course? So it's fuck university. Oh, absolutely, man. Fuck university. Go to school for a couple of months.

Oh, yeah. You know, go to Harvard Law or thief school. I think it's like a couple of months long. Yeah, that's crazy. Sure, it's not hard to get into. You need the money, man. And if your parents are that fucked up to do that like that's fucked. Well to get your tuition you probably just go steal a handbag. That's true. Pay your

tuition. There'll be some good thieves out there though man. But the real thieves are the fucking people running the school aren't they? Yes they are the the main people. But if we start a school we can't get arrested for that can we? We'll just teach people how to do it. Talking about these, there's one motherfucker, actually a couple. Where were we, Toronto? We were just at that Fan Expo thingy. I got pickpocketed by some fucking asshole

and his wife or his girl. Drunk Julien fucked up. Drunk Julien, see that's what happens when I get drunk. Drunk Julien. Drunk Julien. You said, Drunk Julien. Drunk Julien. See that's what I was gonna get drunk. Drulian You said junk drooling Julian Julian Matt Barr. He sold a bunch of shit On our my auction money. Oh

Gone 400 bucks. I made that I worked hard for that money. So you wanted your auction off I can't remember cuz I had a good jag on a couple cocks The check black cock black rooster. rooster. Oh yeah and the Michael Jackson fella was next to me. Yeah yeah yeah yeah. All that money that I got are drinking money gone. Back up stalled it. These people came up wanted a picture taken with me and they didn't know the show or anything and I had fucking cargo pants on. Muscle pants you mean. Yeah so I'm pissed off. I fucking hate shit like that But you know what?

I respect the fact they did it because they did a good job because I didn't fucking know they did it until I went To pay the fucking bill and no money. I may or may not have so they were predators on to yeah junk drooling. Yeah I may or may not have broke Yeah. I may or may not have broke a person's fingers in Montreal one time when they tried to pick pop. I wish I had a man. And it fucking felt glorious. Is that wrong?

You snapped some fingers. No, no, no, no. I wish I had caught them because I would have fucking immediately punched them in the face. You enter my pockets at your own risk. So if you had caught... The guy was bigger. It was this guy. He was a big dude.

Yeah? I think I would have... How did he reach down if he's so big? Because he was right beside me and his leg right up against mine and that's when it happens. They go down there like moving around a bit. They do a little contact. Yeah, they do the contact. So he pressed his leg against yours and...

It could have been his wife. It could have been the girl though. It might have been her. But if he was pressing into you with his manliness, maybe you just sort of went off into it. No, I think it was his girlfriend that did it. Because he got the pictures first and then she came in and all of a sudden his camera's not working that well. He's like, oh jeez, like dude, come on.

I've been standing here for fucking eight minutes. Distraction. Distraction. Because you know what? I finished smoking a joint with you, I had a lot of booze in me and that's let my guard down man drunk and high drunk and high got robbed But I make up for I mean I ended up making up for the end the night I was able to Get my drink get a few tips on the table. This is a fucked up headline. I liked it a lot India fights man man-eating wolves with dolls soaked in children's pee.

Man-eating wolves. Yeah. I don't know how these fucking this wolf pack ate six kids so far. Whoa, because they're feeding them fucking. Who's letting their kids around a wolf pack? I don't know if people are letting. Wolves are fucking like smart little hunters.

But where are they coming into the house? I don't think, I think just outside I guess well, that's what I mean It's a rabbit wolf. I don't know India. I didn't even know India had wolves I've never been man eating wolves. I know they get like fucks. Oh wolves will fucking eat you They're just dumb dogs is all they are. They're not dumb Well, I know they fucking run a good little ragged man. We should start our own franchise wolf NATO What's that? It's like a sharknado.

Like wolves that come in on a tornado? Yeah. Fuck you over. It's more believable. Anyway, that's what they're luring the fuck, these wolves are smart as fuck, they can't catch them. So they found out that the wolves are attracted to children's urine.

Fuck, so now they're gonna be trying to work this. So they're soaking these little life-like children dolls in urine and putting them in these little traps and it's working, I guess. They're going to trap little fuckers. Oh, fuck. That's dark. Little fuckers. That's dark and morbid.

We came up with that twisted idea. That's fucked. Using pest-covered babies as bait. Well that's why they mark their territory, right? So they're like, oh, what's this little fucker in here trying to come in here? Oh, you're gonna piss around here, are you? You're gonna piss around our territory, are you? We're eating you. I don't think so, baby. I'm gonna eat you.

Fuck you. Eat your diaper, your whole thing, one snack, two bite brownie. Pretty good scam here, too, for us, next time we go to a restaurant. What? You put cockroaches on your own plate. Dude, we did that before, didn't we? Yes. Yeah, we did.

We had a rat. We had a fucking rat. You did that, Rick. You brought a mouse in and put it in your omelet. I think I might have fucked up some brain cells over the years, boys. Really? You don't remember putting a mouse in an omelet at Denny's? How?

You asked if they could serve the omelet flat and they did and then when it came you put a mouse and folded it over, pinched it off, cut into it. Oh my god there's a mouse in my omelet. It worked. It did work. We got all free everything that day. Remember. Don't put your iced tea in with your gin.

I just learned. Gross man. Gin's nasty anyway No, it's not this only thing about picky blunders that I didn't like is that they were making gin and they made it look like It was so fucking good, but it's not it tastes gin tastes like Christmas tree water Yeah, it does folks a good gin is not bad. Okay, maybe the picky guys were I don't know making good gin I could do a good watch his face has ginhis-face has gin. Who? You know, Deadpool. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

Ryan Reynolds, he's got a gin, aviation gin, he's a lovely gin. Yeah, but. See, he got born on September the 6th. David Allen Coe, you know him? No. David Allen Coe. He wrote a song called Mona Lisa Lost or Smile.

What? Mona Lisa? Mysterious Rhinestone Cowboy. A mysterious rhinestone cowboy. I like a rhinestone cowboy. Poppin' out on a horse in a rodeo. David Bergeron, you know him? Who? David Bergeron, the American jazz rock trombonist and tuba player. I don't know if I'm familiar with that gentleman.

You probably heard of with that gentleman. You probably heard of this next gentleman. Okay. Roger Waters. Okay, Roger Waters. I do know who that is. Fahey was born in 1943. He's getting up there. Oh yeah, all those guys are not, they're no chickens. He was good at the music. What's the math on that he's born when three

43 43 and this is 2020 81 81 he's still singing singing good those pipes are good all those guys dave gilmore roger waters jane curtis stones are all getting up there Curtis. We're all getting up there. Jeff Foxworthy. Yeah, Jeff Foxworthy. That was when all the greats are gone, man. It's a sad fucking day on planet Earth. Michael Winslow, is that the dude that makes all the sound? Yes, that's the sound effects guy from Police Academy. He's getting up there too. Scott Travis, drummer from Judas Priest. Scott Travis, drummer from Judas Priest. Okay, happy birthday Scott. Rosie Perez. Rosie Perez.

She's very cool. I'd love to see a show, where are they now about her? Rosie Perez was just in a series, wasn't she? Yeah, yeah, yeah, the flight attendant. All right, I fucked up, I didn't see you. Yeah, man, see? No, she's great. Macy Gray.

Macy Gray, yeah, Macy White's cousin. Dolores O'Reardon. Dolores O'Riordan? Dolores O'Riordan. She's from the Cranberries, she passed away. Fuck, that's right. I fucking love that song. Zombie. Zombie.

Zombie. You know what? We're cranking the shit out of some of that for, let's do it tonight. Yes, apparently she was a lovely lady, too. Yeah, very, very cool. Everybody loved her, she was fantastic. Idris Elba, sexiest man in the world.

Idris Elba, yes. Idris, Idris. I betcha he knows Matt Burr. Can we get ahold of him to get ahold of Matt Burr? No. Why haven't he known? Bubs? Well, he's over there. Doesn't everybody in the UK know each other? No, but this guy's just recently come out with the biggest cock.

Right. It's not as if he's been like the guy. So he's not a big cock celebrity? He will be after I'm fucking done with him. I wonder how he came to be. He's going to have his own fucking cereal this time next year. And did Matt's dad have a big cock?

What's a cereal going to be called? Cockloops. Cockloops, no. It's going to be something different. Well, think about that. Captain cock. And he'll have like a cat and crunch, but it'll be shaped like a co'll think about that. Captain cock and you'll have like a like Captain Crunch but it'll be shaped like Coco cocks. I'm Coco cocks. I'm Coco for Coco cocks. That's it. Coco cocks. I'm Coco for Coco cocks. Coco cocks and then fruity cocks. Wouldn't

that infer um no, nevermind. Wonder if Matt Barrett's dad was big. No, Ricky, I never crossed my mind. Was his mom's dad big? It's hard to know. Yeah, it's hard to know. Do some research, get on the Google machine. I'd like to do the family tree.

Yeah, I would. Okay boys, let's get the cranberries blasting. We're gonna need a lot of booze. All right, because that song makes me fucking crazy. I would like a, I've been craving a biscuit ever since I looked in his eyes. Okay, I could eat a tea biscuit, let's go get some tea biscuits.

I think we'll even crank fucking Let It Linger. Do you have to, do you have to, do you have to let it linger. It's gonna be a fucking Pink Floyd. I'll get the boo for you Pink Floyd, Judas Priest and Cranberries Did you know? I got you wrapped around my finger

Let's do it boys, alright Let's go down to the little cafe, get some tea biscuits, get drunk and listen to the Cranberries They still booze there now? Yes! Let's do it Cheers! Yes! Let's do it. Cheers. To watch the video version of Park After Dark in my fucking trailer, go to Swernet.com or download the Swernet Trailer Park Boys app. Fuck off.