Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 160 - Ricky, DJ Superstar

Episode Date: September 10, 2018

Can Ricky transform himself into DJ Donut Head before his next date? Would Julian bang Anne Boleyn? Why are people in Connecticut getting its name wrong? And which Buddy Holly song should Bubbles' band play? Find out in today's greasy podcash! Episode 160 is brought to you by the official Trailer Park Boys Store, SwearNet.com (the only place to watch the video of this podcash), Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky, and the Boys' own Freedom 35 lager!

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And a new beer is born. Try my new Ricky's Catch 23 malt liquor. It's stronger than you are. Okay, boys, I got all my faculties today. Me too. You're not baked. I haven't got any more baked. Well, no.

I mean, I've got all my faculties. Oh, okay. You don't have anything in you. No, I was careful not to eat anything Ricky handed me. Pussy. Ricky. Pussy. I'm not a pussy.

I just like to have my faculties when we're... Why? I've been working on the Instagram. I know exactly what day it is. It's been proven that this podcast is much better for fucked up. That's what people are saying. Well, you guys get fucked up. Here, Ricky. I need you to pop that

for me to officially start. Here it goes. Three, two, one. Music to my ears. You launched her. What's up, fuckers? This is the official Trailer Park Boys podcast coming at you right now. This is number 160, bubs, in case you'd like to know.

Oh, I know. And it is September 7th. I know. It's going to get shitty. Fuck, he's kind of depressed. Summer's sort of over. Oh, I know. And it is September 7th. I know. It's going to get shitty. I'm kind of depressed. Summer's sort of over. No, it isn't, boys. September's still the summer.

You know what? It's fucking Halloween that the boiler starts to get shitty. Yeah. By the time it's the end of October, she's getting a little chilly. But September's still a great month. All right, we'll... Lots of summer left, boys. Lots of summer left.

Glad you're positive, man. Positive Johnny, they call me. Positive... I don't call you that. Who calls you that? Johnny? No, he doesn't. The fuck was that?

Sounded like a ghost. All right, so what's up, Bubs? What do you want to start off with? Well, I figured out... Look at this, boys. Watch this. Start live video. You are now live.

See this? I figured out... No, you've got to... Listen, you've got to ask us permission to go, like, live. No, we're live. Well, you should tell us we're going live. I'm not ready to go live. I wouldn't have worn these new fucking clothes.

Well, Ricky's explained to everybody what you got on there. Somebody bought me these. I'm trying to impress a girl. Look how crazy this is. We're live on the Instagram and we're... Shooting something. Making a podcast and everybody's live and just... It's all happiness.

All live. Look, there's people saying hello and people joining. This is amazing. This guy sent a request to be in your live video. I don't even know what that means. Should we add him? How the fuck does that happen?

Maybe we could talk to him. I don't know, man. I know nothing about this shit. Let's see. I don't know how that works. Well, you should have figured it out before you know it. We're looking like idiots.

Sent a request to be in your live video. What does that mean? Go live with... There's a bunch of people here. Well, throw somebody on, man. Fuck it. Do you wanna? Do it up, man. I'm afraid.

This could be bad. I don't know. If it... Okay, if it's bad, just hang up. Just turn your phone off. Okay, let's go. This, um... Let's see here. We've got... Don't pick on someone who looks like they're totally fucked. You know what happens when things get lame? That's what happens.

Here, we're just picking somebody at random. Uh-oh. What happened? Oh, for fuck's sake. Just wait. We picked somebody at random. Oh, let's see. Did we get them?

It says waiting for them. I don't fucking know, Bubz. It says we're waiting for them. I don't fucking know, Bubz. It says we're waiting for them. We've got ten seconds, Bubz, and then we're shutting it down. I don't know. Are they on there? Turn up your volume. I can't hear you there, ding-dong.

Turn up your fucking thing. No, I'm talking to you. You should turn up your volume. You're probably the ding-dong. Here, we're fucking. I think I might have fucked it up. Bubz, get it together. Okay, shut it down. No, it crashed. on here we're fucking nice think I might have fucked it up can't fucking together okay shut it down no all it crashed all right off feedback

all it fuck it disaster learn how to make it yeah learn how to do it and then we'll fucking people like to see you learn things just cuz you don't know how to fucking go anything if it's something exciting, yes, it's worth watching. Hey. You fucking around with your phone is not fun. This is... By the way, I've been high since last weekend. Something's wrong.

What the fuck is all that noise? What do you mean you're high? What? I went on another date with a fucking girl, which was great. But, yeah, we did some things. Man. What did you do? I haven't come down from it yet.

Like what? Just some sort of, I think it was just weed candies, but I don't know, man. Ricky. It's fucking weird. I'm not afraid, though. So you've been high for a week? Six days. All right.

A week? No. On a scale of one to ten ten being the highest what have you been all week i was a solid ten for the first three days and i've been gradually coming down a little bit but still very much there that's not still i don't say it's still seven you're still a seven i think i might have all right you did some that was You did some drugs that you shouldn't have done. I think I just took too many. Masculine. How many?

You did Masculine. Is that what it's called? I betcha. Masculine. It's good. I betcha. It's okay. You can get fucked up on Masculine and stay fucked up for months. Months. You can be fucked up on Masculine. He's not that fucked up.

I'm still Ricky, but I'm just like wow this needs to fucking stop do you feel like you're like existing in an alternate universe right sometimes I did first three days was gonna be honest I didn't like it masculine she was great with it she no problem hallucinations plenty

like what what kind of shit nothing too crazy but you'd see some things that probably weren't there. Fuck Ricky. It made trying to get anything serious to happen impossible. Things weren't working properly. Like what? Your wiener? Just everything.

It's hurting. Piss me. So you're still a seven high right now from a week ago? Yeah, I think I am. I gotta find out what the fuck this stuff is, because if you could do the right amount, I think it'd be much better. Well, maybe you should tell this girl to stop fucking slipping you drugs, man.

I'm trying, but now she's buying me fucking clothes and... Where did you get this god-awful thing? It's fucking awesome. Ricky, what does it say on it counter attack what does that mean if someone comes at me they better be ready for it because i'm gonna counter she's fucking you look like a fucking like a rapper she said that i have the look that i could look like somebody i could start a. You look like you're trying to look like a famous rapper, but you failed. Well, I told her.

Hashtag fail. I may have told her. Or someone from the Russian mafia. I may or may not have told her that I'm a DJ. A DJ? Oh, Ricky, did you tell her you're a DJ? Ricky. So now, I don't know.

I'm going to have to learn how to DJ. You don't know how to DJ. I'm going to by next weekend. I have to because she's getting me a gig. So you're gonna want me to teach you how to fucking scratch. Or if I put on a big... what are those Shamu things? What are they called? Shamumu? Yeah, Mumu. And you can get underneath of it and be your hands.

Ricky, I'm not getting under a fucking muumuu and DJing for you. You know what's going on here? I really like this girl. Yeah, but she's trying to change you, man. Don't go with the chick that tries to change you, bud. Look at you. You look like a fucking dick right now. Why did you tell her you were a DJ?

Well, first I said, because I thought she was asking me for my money, because I lied and said that I started a track company. And she said, oh, you like to go on hikes, do you? I said, what are you talking about? No, it's computers. She said, it's a fucking tech company. So then she knew I was lying. I said, all right, I didn't want to tell you the truth.

I was trying to think of something cool. And I had on some weird clothes. I said, I'm a pretty famous DJ. That was your out, was it, Ricky? I'm a pretty famous DJ. You know she can just Google you, right? What did you say your DJ name was? That's where I was smart.

She said, what's your DJ name? I said, next date goes good, I'm going to tell you. Even after all the drugs and all the bazon, I still didn't let it slip. So now I need to come up with one. Yeah, but how are you going to be famous by next week? You can do all that on your computer. Make me famous somehow. You're not going to become famous from one fucking show.

Where's the show at? Are you DJing a show? Yeah, she's getting me a gig, I guess. And that's going to make you, like, fucking famous around the whole world. No, I don't want to be famous. I just want to show her that I wasn't lying. She wants her to believe that he's famous. Yeah. Because I think she's attracted to DJs or something. Because as soon as I said I was to be famous. I just want to show her that I wasn't lying. He wants her to believe that he's famous. Yeah.

Because I think she's attracted to DJs or something. Because as soon as I said I was a DJ, she was just... What kind of music did you say you play? Everything. Whatever they want to hear. So you're not... No specific type of DJ. Just whatever anybody wants to hear, I'll spin it.

She thought that. I said, you know what? I'm so good at this that I just look at it and I can feel what the crowd wants to hear. And as soon as I press play, they fucking go nuts. You use the word, as soon as I press play? Yeah. See, that's not what DJs do, Ricky. They don't press play.

They DJ. There's no play button, really. I mean, I guess that By next week you need to make me a fucking good DJ We're gonna have to call Scratch Bastard Or T.T. could probably help him out Get the rock pile fucking up No I mean those guys can do it

But if he's trying to become world famous in a week He's gonna need I don't need to be world famous I just need to know what the fuck I'm doing So she goes in there and does some drugs. She's like, oh, yeah. You need to at least know how to power up the equipment. That's a good start. That's a great start.

So, Ricky, every time you've been around this chick, she's been fucked out of her mind? Like, fucked up? Pretty much. Maybe she doesn't even know who you are, man. Maybe she's that fucked. That could be your out and just say, I never said I was a gay. There you go. Good idea. That would be the simplest route, man. Maybe she's that fucked. That could be. You're out and just say, I never said I was a DJ. There you go. Good idea. That would be the simplest route, Ricky. Just say, I never told you I was

a DJ. I don't know what you're talking about. Well, we've been talking about the show all week, so I don't know. It's going to be tough to get out of it at this point. Aw, Ricky. I like her. She's fun. But she thinks you're living a lie, Ricky.

She thinks you're a DJ. She could be lying, too. What other fucking lies have you fucking said to her? Anything else? Somebody messaging. Who's messaging? Oh, it's nothing. It's just an alert. Anyway, Bubz, if you can make me a DJ and I can get this girl,

I'll be very happy. Ricky, I'm not getting... I'm lonely, man. I'm not becoming part of this charade. I'm lonely. Come hang out with me. Come up with a good DJ name for me. What about...

Marshmallow? Marshmallow. I could have some great shoes, just DJ Shoes. DJ Shoes? You could be DJ... I always wanted to be Ted Danson. What? DJ Ted Danson, but spelled Danson like you're dancing.

Oh, I thought you meant the guy that was on Cheers. I do. It's a play on words, but Ted Danson. What about DJ Donut Head? I got a great big donut I could wear like a hat. Well, that might not be the best idea, though, Ricky. I mean, it's a gimmick. It's gimmicky, but Deadmau5 already has the big mouse hat. Now throw a donut on his fucking head, man.

Come on, you little fucking... I wish I could become invisible. No, you could make a big styrofoam donut for him. DJ Donut Head's not bad, Ricky. That'd be awesome, man. You know what? DJ DH, man. This is what I'm gonna do, Ricky.

DJ DH. I'm gonna make a deal with you. I will help promote your fucking show. I'll make sure that this guy right here helps show DJing. I get a cut of the door. I'll make sure that this guy right here helps show DJing. I get a cut of the door, we'll both make lots of money. All three of us make lots of money. And you might be famous.

I could be your hype man. Oh yeah. I'm in it man, I'm in it. DJ Donut Head in the easy. Just gotta like throw it out there on those social media shit, right? I don't know, I'm not convinced. We'll come up with something. No, Donut sounds good, man. We need to get more banged up, maybe. We could produce it.

We could promote it on the Instagram. We could turn it into a huge show, man. On the Instagram machine. DJ Donut Head, live. I hope nobody shows up and knows what they're doing, though, because then they'll know I'm a lie. Well, I mean, technically, Ricky, we could just put you out on the stage with a thing, you know, and some turntables that aren't plugged into anything.

We run the cables to the back, and I could be back there spinning, and you just up there, oh, yeah, oh, yeah. Oh, I can do that kind of shit, no problem, man. Exactly. See, I like this. And then I can get some lady friends, you know, to go out and sell as much booze as possible. It's almost like Romeo and Juliet, you know. Kind of, but I can sell all kinds of booze, man. I still think she might be after my money, though.

She doesn't have any money. No, but she might think I does. Well, you don't, so it doesn't matter. She's in for a big fucking surprise then, isn't she? One day, she'll hit the band. She sees your bank account with $4 in it. Exactly. One day, the shit will hit the fan and she'll dump you

when she finds out who you really are. And you'll be like, joke's on you, darling. I got four bucks. Fuck. Don't worry about it. Make some money while you can. Yeah, I mean, it's not like she has a fucking job, so I don't know what she's going to use that for.

And she doesn't have a job as well. She said she's in between jobs. She can have any job she wants, but she just doesn't want one right now. Where does she get money, Ricky? That's a good question. I have had to pay for both dates so far. She did supply the drugs,

whatever the fuck they were. You know what? She sounds exactly like him. You know, going on and saying, I can get a job wherever I want, if I want it, want. Selling drugs. She doesn't smoke as much. She likes to eat shit.

Ricky, you might be dating the female you. You definitely are, man. So you watch yourself. Ricky, she doesn't have big sideburns, does she? No. I haven't seen the rest of it. Mm-hmm. Could be some weird shapes shaved in places.

I'm not sure. I don't mean that, Ricky. I mean, she doesn't look like you. Okay, well, we're going to have to work on that then, DJ Donut Head. Let's do it. Or come up with something better. September 7th, guess who got born? Long time ago. she's old. Queen of England and Ireland, Elizabeth I.

1533, Rick. Queen Elizabeth, Queen of England and Ireland, 1558 to 1603. Jesus, that's quite a long time. Daughter of Henry VIII and Anne Boleyn. She had a good fuck of life, man, from back then. Born in Greenwich, London, 1603. Or no, she died in 1603. Born in 1533.

Yutz. Imagine being in London in 1533. She was like 76. Like, that's crazy back then, man. That is. How do you get Greenwich out of Greenwich? Let's pronounce Greenwich. Yeah, I bet it is.

It doesn't even sound. It's embarrassing. Some fucking Greenwich grew up there and wreaked terror. No, there definitely wasn't. That's out of the fucking history books. Anne Boleyn, do you know who that is? Yeah. No.

What stroke are you, dude? Do you know who Anne fucking Boleyn is. What stroke of you do, do you? You know who Ann fucking Blinn is. She had her fucking head chopped off, man. That wasn't her most distinguishing. Well, that's all I know about her. What was her most distinguishing feature? She was hot. Ann Blinn was hot.

There's no photographs of her. Well, she was fucking dating what's-his-face, so marrying him, you know, whatever. Didn't she fuck around or something? And then the church said, no, no, you can't do that. And, uh... That's everybody back then, Ricky. Oh. Okay. Anne Boleyn had a distinguishing feature.

And if you don't know what it is, then you don't know who the fuck... She had a penis. No, Ricky. She didn't have a penis. She had three breasts. No, but she... You're getting close. You're getting warmer. An extra nose?

No. Close, though. No teeth. Hands? She had six fingers on each hand. Six fingers on one hand. Really? And that's a bigger thing than her getting her fucking head chopped off. Well, lots of people got their heads chopped off

back then. How many people had six fucking fingers? Did she still have a thumb? She did. She had an extra baby finger sticking off there. Wow, that's fucked up. I wonder whose it was. Well, it was hers. It was Ricky. Well, maybe it was like a twin. That was the only part that

came out. Ricky. Oh, man. Probably. Some kind of genetic fucked up mutation weirdo thing. I believe that's the case. I'm not 100% sure. Look it up. Unless

the people at the wax museum fucked up and put an extra finger on her because that's the only way I know. Were they webbed? The only way I know that she had sex fingers is because in the wax museum she's got sex fingers. And I don't believe that would just be a fuck-up by the wax people. It'd be a bad fuck-up if it was. I'd love that.

All right, Amberlynn. I hope she had sex fingers. So that was Morphine's... She's the second wife of King Henry, right? So, like I said, she was hot. She's the second wife of King Henry, right? So, like I said, she was hot. And I don't see anything about the fucking sixth digit.

Here, look at this. I'll just ask the machine. Okay, so 11 surprising things you might not know about her. If it's not in here, it's not fucking true. Grandma Moses got born on September 7th. Oh, how the fuck to check this fucking shit out. Is there a Greenwich in New York as well? Yes.

Is it pronounced Greenwich there at least? Greenwich Village. They can't do that. But how is it, you know, two Greenwiches? Is it Greenwich in London? Is it Greenwich in New York? Well, Greenwich Village was probably named after Greenwich London, Ricky.

Or after the witch. She was a painter. She fucking... She banged a lot of dudes and married them. Did she have six fingers? Nothing yet. Maybe it was six toes.

Died of the sweating sickness. What the fuck is a sweating sickness? Did Anne Boleyn have six fingers? Like a fever? She banged her cousin. Married him.

Lots of people back then did that too. She caused the arrest of Sir Francis Weston, whoever that is, who gives a fuck. Ed Warren got born today. American paranormal investigator. Bam! It is said she had a projecting tooth under her upper lip. So she

had a fucking big tooth. What about her finger? And on her right hand, six fingers. There was a large wen under her chin, and therefore to hide its ugliness, she wore a large wen under her chin, and therefore to hide its ugliness, she wore a high dress covering her throat.

She was not. You said she was hot? What the fuck was a wen? Was she banging all these kings and shit? Let me see this. She was a bit. What's a wen? Like a big turkey hanger. She had a big turkey hanger.

She's doable. Well, you're looking at a painting. So is this table. Fuck. Anne Boleyn. I bet this is another place that they fucked up, isn't it? How do you pronounce this once? She had six fucking fingers.

Look at that. This Ed Warren guy was born in Bridgeport? Is that how you say it? Is this Connecticut? No, Connecticut, Ricky. Connecticut? How the fuck do you get Connecticut out of Connecticut? It's silent.

The second C is silent. Why? Why put it there? That's a good point. I don't know the etymology of Connecticut. I think originally the city was probably connecting something. Connecticut. So it's like connects whatever that place is and cut.

That would make sense to me. That's how I would have named it. Okay, let's just ask the Googler machine. This is so fun. Can I ask it? Where did the name Connecticut come from? Connecticut. According to Wikipedia, the word Connecticut is derived from various anglicized spellings

of an Algonquian word for Long Tidal River. Okay, so... Long Tidal River. Yeah, connects. Shit. No, I don't think that... People who live there just don't understand. What are you guys talking about? I don't think that people people live there just don't understand what are you guys talking about i don't know places that get changed because people don't like the way they sound

i don't like the way connecticut sounds we're gonna say connecticut off ricky you just told everybody in connecticut to off just the people that think it should be said that way bubs she did have six fingers. We already figured that out. But you know what? Despite all that stuff, I still think she was a beautiful lady. And, you know, I'd date her. If I was back then, if I could.

You would date Anne Glynn, would you? Damn right I would. Holy fuck, Don Messick. Voice of fucking Scooby-Doo, man. What? What was that? I was going to see. Here's a great place.

Buffalo, New York. Sounds like it's fucking spelt. What's it named after? Buffaloes. Used to roam around there and they took right over for a while until they got killed. What the fuck is he going on about?

Buffaloes. I know, but what is he talking about different cities and shit? I don't know, Julian. They don't fucking sound like they're spelt. American cartoon voice of Bam Bam, Astro and Scooby Doo. Did you know that?

What? Astro, the dog. You know Astro from the Jetsons. So he was good at dogs. Scooby Doo and Bam Bam We're all the same guy. Oh, no shit. They basically sound exactly the fucking same, but I didn't know Scooby-Doo and Astro We're the same fella Scoob

Eddie Holly boys Okay, you know what school we do in Yehuda? They're very similar. They are. I didn't know that cocksucker was only 23. That sucks. Who? Buddy Holly.

Yes, Buddy Holly died at the age of 23. He was in a fucking train accident, wasn't he? Plane, Ricky. Plane, man. It was not a good fucking flight. It was a plane crash. Fuck, that sucks. It wasn't much of a flight.

They weren't in the air for more than a couple of seconds. Oh, really? They crashed on takeoff, Ricky. Fuck. They caught the wheels. It was just a little plane, and they caught the wheels on a fence. Oh, they fucked her. They fucked her.

Well, that's the most dangerous part of the flight is the takeoff, isn't it? I think it was the takeoff, or was it the landing? Or the meal. I think it was the takeoff. The meal can be dangerous. They crashed in a field. Poor Buddy Holly was on it. Richie Valance was on there.

Big bopper. Big bopper. Terrible. You know who was supposed to be on that plane? And he lost the coin toss? Richard Marx? Richard Marx? No, it wasn't Richard Marx.

He was too young. Ricky. Uh, Jimi Hendrix? Jimi Hendrix wasn't hanging out with Buddy Holly in 1953, Ricky. Just tell me, please. Oh, the guy with the great balls of fire guy. No, that's a good guess. He was on that. The Great Balls of Fire, Great Balls on Fire.

Great Balls on Fire was not the song, Ricky. That would be an STD. That's what I thought it was about, chlamydia. I'm sure he had it a few times back then, but I don't think he wrote the song about it, Great Balls on Fire. I'm going to have to get you to pronounce this one, because if I pronounce it wrong, I might get gilled.

You don't know who was on the plane, who lost the coin toss for Buddy Holly. I think he lost the coin toss to Richie Valens. Didn't he got dead too, though? Richie Valens died. Not at the same time? Yeah, Richie Valens. No, he lost the coin toss, therefore he got on the plane.

Like, Richie won the coin toss is what I'm saying. Oh, okay. Holy fuck. And he was like, fuck you. The person who lost the coin toss didn't get on the plane. Who is it? Fuck. I thought it was like fucking Elvis or something, wasn't it?

No. But he is famous. He became very famous. Waylon Jennings. Really? I heard that, yeah. With Waylon and Willie and the boys. I bet he's pretty fucking happy you lost that coin toss.

Well, it definitely affected him. He thought about it, I'm sure. Several times. I'm going to do a Buddy Holly song in the Shit Rockers. Do it. The Shit Rockers are going to do a Buddy Holly song. I don't know. What should I do?

How's that one go? Which one? I forget what it is now. How does it go, Ricky? Sing it. It's like a chicken bucket song, huh? He stutters at the top of it. What is it? Little things you say Yeah, is that it? Make me want to be with you

Rave on, it's a crazy feeling. And I know it's got me reeling. You say, I love you. Rave on with me. That's the song you should do, man. I think it's not that one. No, that's a good one. I just sang a whole fucking part of it.

Might have been Peggy's... Peggy Sue. Peggy Sue. Might have been. If you knew Peggy Sue What's a good one? But your love's so rare and true Oh, Peggy My Peggy Sue

Well, all right, so I'm going steady Well, all right, let people know. You sure you're not baked? I don't think I am. Oh, Ricky, is this weed beer? No. No, that's regular beer. Buddy Holly.

You say that name because I don't want to fuck it up. I might get fucking... This name? The last one want to fuck it up. I might get fucking... This name? The last one? This one? Yeah. Roy DeMio. I hope you said it right, bud.

Why? Oh, American gangster from the Gambino crime family. Come up here and fucking... I don't think the Gambino crime family is going to come after me if I mispronounced Roy DeMio's name. I think they were famous for that, weren't they? Fucked up my name. I don't think that...

You don't think? Would you look in the camera, give them the finger, and say, hey, Gambino... No, I didn't say that. I just said if I... You're saying they're still around, man. If I made an honest mistake with the man's name, I don't think they'd fly up from New York to come after me.

So you call them a bunch of pussies, then? No! That's what it sounds like. I am not called... Bubbles thinks that the Gambino man is a bunch of pussies. No, I do not. Yes, you do, man. I do not. I wouldn't even talk about that family. I am not

disrespecting the Gambino family. Brooklyn's only, what, an hour and a half away, flight? Why are you doing this? Your head on a swivel, bud. Now I'm going to be nervous going to bed at night. Oh, I would be, too. I was not disrespecting the Gambino crime family. I know better than that.

I just said the man's name, and I believe I pronounced it correctly. I think you did good. Roy DeMio. Oh, man. DeMio. I don't think you have to worry too much. Longer than you talk, Rudy. Oh, no,

that was Slim E's or Slim Oz. Slim E's or Slim Oz. Yeah. Wow, man. He's 76, so he should be alright.

No, we're talking about his fucking grandchildren and shit. His grandkids. I do not want to get into anything with the Gambino crime family.

Uh, Evan Raquel Wood. Is that right?an rachel wood who the that an american actress born in 1987. well i don't know who that is who is it who is it yeah don't know that all right i'm glad we got through that. Yeah, thanks, Rick. Fuck. This is like a birthday show.

That's all we talk about on here. Birthdays. Birthdays. What the fuck is this shit? What? What shit? Oh, Julian, what the fuck did you got us... You got us groped into something, didn't you?

Groped? You just got to read that. That's all you got to do. Why? Well, because I had a little meeting with some people. What is it? Last week. I'm sure some fucking money changed hands today.

Well, it's going to be money for all of us, okay? What's this, the greasy money game? Yes. That's our game, the phone game. I know, and I was watching people playing it the other night, and I was like, fuck, we should be getting some money from this, the greasy money game? Yes. That's our game, the phone game. I know, and I was watching people playing it the other night, and I was like, fuck, we should be getting some money from this, right? Called the guy, demanded some money, we're going to get some. Not sure how much yet, but...

So on September 13th, there's a new next week's event. Yeah. Features Tom Green. Right on. Check it out, September 13th. No, he's going to be in the game. It's going to be exciting. Tom Green is moving from L.A. into the trailer park,

and Tom will have a rap battle with J-Rock. Can you imagine if that went down? Check out the game September 13th. Tom will have a rap battle with J-Rock. Jack the O-R. You look good so far. Jack the O-R. Nice.

Exactly. We should get banged up with Tom while he's here. Go play the event September 13th. Download the game. Trailer Park Boys. Greasy Money. The iTunes store and the Google store. Yeah, that's free, so just fucking get on there.

All right. I'd like to fucking play this, man. Well, play it then, man. Let's see what this Tom Green fellow's all about. I'd like to hear him rapping. You know Tom Green? Yeah, I know. He's awesome.

Is he a good rapper? Yes, he's a fucking great rapper. Does he know that he's in the game? Oh, I don't know, Julian. Doesn't matter, really. You didn't tell Tom Green. You're just using his likeness. I just said we'd met him before.

He'd be happy doing it. Fuck him. We should. Yeah, okay happy doing it. Fuck him. We should. Yeah, okay. You want to fuck him? That's weird. Okay, so we got some emails here, boys. Okay, hit me.

That came into the, you know, the Corey Randy Traverson. All right. Is that it? That's it. It's Corey Randy Traorson at gmail here's one we got this one's from dick ritchie dick ritchie wrote oh no he says my name is cory smith hi my name is cory smith second time i wrote in like to say thanks for answering my question. Really made my day. Oh, we already answered this guy once.

Will Steve French ever come back? Well, you just wait and see there, bud. We don't want him to come back, man. Don't say that. I'm just saying. Don't say that. You didn't have your fucking nuts sniffed by a mountain lion like I did. It's not fucking...

He says, hey, Ricky, it's a pleasure having my questions answered by sex legends. You said that the only thing you're good at is banging and growing dope. Any tips of the trade you might pass down to younger generations? Just don't make it all about you, you know? Are you talking about growing or banging? Both. That makes sense. More about banging, I guess. Share the love, right? Both. That makes sense. More about banging, I guess.

Share the love, right? Yeah. Then you get extra love back. Okay. Just wait. Growing, make sure you got good clones. Okay, bubs. What's going on?

I'm trying to find a good one. You having a drug meltdown? No, I'm just... You guys talk amongst yourselves. What happens if you eat one of these exploders? Ricky, don't eat one of the fucking exploding things. Maybe it'll bring me down. Or it could blow a hole in your fucking esophagus.

Do you need that? Hmm. You probably don't. Just another hole for smoke to go in. Yeah, these are all fucked up here. I don't know. He says, hey, this guy says, this is Ryan Condon. Of all the forest fires, I believe that Sam's Clamps are going to be coming into the city. What?

Oh, yeah. Well, it could be murderous beasts, but what if they were calm and civilized? Would you befriend one? What the fuck are you talking about, Ryan? They're not friendly. There's fucking 500 and something fires burning in B.C. So Sasquatches are going to have to come out and say,

they can't just stay there and get burnt. They're going to have to go and fucking start killing people. Or they don't exist. Oh, yeah, okay, bud. They don't fucking exist. fucking start killing people. Or they don't exist. Oh, yeah. Okay, bud. They don't fucking exist. Yeah, okay, bud. They don't exist. Right. Good one. I fucked my computer up now. I don't know what's going

on here. Holy fuck. I really... Oh, you know what, bubs? I can't. This is starting to really bore the shit out of me. Oh, yeah? I'm leaving. Okay, here. This guy's got a question for you, then. I don't want any questions. Don't give them to me. Don't care.

No, I'm asking you. It says, Dear boys, Here is a pic of my son after I banged all your moms at once years ago. I named him Jewel Bubba Key. Jewel Bubba Key. Look at this fucking weird

picture. That guy's fucked. Jewel Bubbicky. Who sits around and does shit like that? That guy is fucked. He's fucked up. He is fucked. He's got Ricky's forehead, my eyes, and Julian's.

Love how all... See, it wouldn't work if he banged all three of our mothers. No, it wouldn't head, my eyes, and Julian's love howl. See, it wouldn't work if he banged all three of our mothers. No, it wouldn't, because you wouldn't get... The three of us would have had to bang his mother. Boys, don't even dive into this, because it's fucked. There's no way to create a three-person hybrid. Later, boys. Where the fuck are you going now?

You guys want to get drunk with me? Let's go get fucking drunk. I don't know. I'm still fucked. Should I go to bed and see if I wake up straight? Let's go to the bar, Ricky, and get right out of her. Let's do it. Let's go get right out of her. Alright, I'm in.

Alright. Should we bring some drugs?