Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 162 - Good Times, Boys!

Episode Date: September 24, 2018

The Boys smoked something sparkly, and now they're f**ked!! They discuss why Bubbles should change his name to Pubbles, Ricky's smooth new look, a paragliding swearist, and whether Iron Man has an iron cock. Also: How did Julian end up with a Ken doll up his ass? Episode 162 is brought to you by the official Trailer Park Boys Store, SwearNet.com (the only place to watch the video of this podcash), Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky, and the Boys' own Freedom 35 lager!

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And a new beer is born. Try my new Rickey's Catch-23 malt liquor. It's stronger than you are. Yeah. Yeah. Ding, ding, ding, ding. Tell them what we smoked, Ricky. Don't even remember. Rolled five joints last night and just lit one. I don't know which one it was. Well, it was a good one because I don't I can't bear good flavor. I can barely function

Yeah, yeah, I hear you man. I'm fucked good this popcorn's tasting really good. Okay here. Do you want me to do this? Yeah, man Is it official go for it Bob's fucking official? Let's do it buddy three two one oh Go for it, bubs. It's fucking official. Let's do it, buddy. Three, two, one. What's going on, fuckers? It's the official Trailer Perp Boys podcast coming at you right now. And we're happy to be here, actually. This has been fun. We've been having a lot of fun lately.

You have. You have. Well, yeah, you know, it's good times. You have? Well, yeah, you know, it's good times. Boys, whatever that is, we smoked there, Ricky. What are you talking about you're having good times? I'm having a good time, man. You said lately.

Good times lately. It's good times. Might have been the opium. Uh, no. What? Rick, there wasn't opium in that, was there? This wasn't cashmere, was it? There was some crystal-like stuff in the hash.

I don't know if that's when we smoked it or not. Aw, Ricky, for fuck's sake. Wow. You don't hear this in good cashmere these days, bud? Enjoy it. That's why you should let me know so I can... Lucky I shared. Jesus, I didn't...

I didn't... I wasn't careful. Wasn't being careful. Well, just go with it, man. I'm telling you, I've got a lot of't being careful. Well, just go with it, man. I'm telling you. I've got a lot of energy. Okay, what day is it? It's Friday, man.

September 21st. Podcast number 162, bubs. 162, oh yes. I just called you pubs. Pubs. See, bubs. Pubbles. Pubbles.

Ah, Pubbles. I go to a lot of pubs. Changed my name. You should bang Pubbles. You should get a pug and call him Puggles. It'll be Publes. Puggles? Ah, Puggles. I go to a lot of pubs. Changed my name. You should get a bang, Puggles. You should get a pug and call him Puggles. It'll be Puggles. Hey, where's Puggles, Bubbles? Okay, stop it.

All right. Too much. Too many words. Too much shit going on. Too much shit going on. Too many words. Puggles and Puggles and Puggles and Rubbles and Trubbles and Doubles. And Trubbles.

Bubbles and Trubbles. And troubles. Bubbles and troubles. Ooh, baby. Stay on target. Stay on target. You got it, man. Red one. Okay. Red rum.

Red one. Star Wars. Red rum. Red rum. Red rum. Red rum. Red rum. Red rum.

Red rum. Redrum. Redrum. Redrum. Redrum. Redrum. Redrum. Redrum. Okay. What's up, bud? What the fuck happened? The wheels came off. I don't know. We've started it, right?

Okay. Let's get right to it. All right. Today in the news. Yes? There was... Oh, fuck. You know what?

There's a dude that's flying around in one of those paragliders dressed up as a troll and he's terrorizing like this little town in England. Up, up and away

from all the miserable people that are whining and lying about me. It's fantastic. You know, going down low and shouting shit at them. Telling people to fuck off.

Nice. Suck his cock. How do you get that job? Yeah, man. And he's dressed up like a troll? Like a bridge troll? Yes, man. Paragliding.

Cock suckers. Somebody should hit him with a bear can. Well, knock him out of the sky. Slingshots. That would take care of him. So he's swooping down at families and telling them to suck his cock? Back up again, yeah. Fuck yourself!

Go fuck yourself! That sounds like something you would do. I'd love to have that job. I don't think it's a job. I don't think he's getting paid, Ricky. Oh, he should be. You know what? It'd be good to grab ahold of this guy and fucking interview him.

See what the fuck his deal is. Find out why he's so mad at people. So how long have you been an arsehole? That type of question. How did they not be able to catch him, though? Well, he's in the sky, Ricky. Yeah, but he's got to land at some point. What goes up has to come down.

That's true. They could follow him to his... You can glide around for miles, man. The right wind, out of there. But the police... The police should be able to follow him to his landing site unless he's like fucking batman yeah unless they have helicopters in england what if he's like iron man when he disappears into a hole in a cave he's definitely not like iron man

he might be freck man Frack man. Hmm. Don't know, man. Does Iron Man have an iron cock? That's a good question. Is it, though? I don't know. Right now it seems to be a good question. What's your guess, Ricky? If he's made of iron, I would say the cock would not be an exception. Hmm. But it's just a suit that's made out of the iron.

He's still inside the fucking thing. Oh. So, no, he doesn't have an iron cock. He might. He's rich. He might have got one installed. Well, he is rich. Who's richer, Iron Man or Batman?

Fucking Iron Man. Is he? I don't know, man. Batman came from old money, didn't he? He's got lots of it. If you injected your cock with iron, would it turn into iron eventually? Oh, it would just turn into a fucking iron pipe.

If you injected your cock with liquid iron, like, well, for iron to be liquid, it's probably got to be a couple thousand degrees, so I'm guessing you're injected. So there goes the cock. The cock just goes poof, and she's gone. Disintegrated.

I don't know. I've heard of people that they burn the cock really badly that it just scarred up nice and it's permanently erect. You put fucking liquid metal inside your cock, you're basically dipping it

into a fucking volcano. That's what you're doing. Yeah. Bye-bye. Who have you heard of that burned the cock and it scarred up nice and was permanently erect? Petey, the firefighter. I didn't see it, but he used to like to brag about it.

That's just a story he tells, Rick. He doesn't have a cock. It burned right off. Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah. He goes on. he tells the tale that it's... You know when you cut down a tree, Ricky, and there's, like, the stump there? That's what he's got going on.

Well, he should stop telling that story, because I've been tempted sometimes to try to burn it in the right way. Don't try to burn your cock, man. No, Ricky, he tells people that it miraculously got saved, and now it's beautifully there. Permanently a wreck, but he's just got a Ken bump. He's just got a smooth bump like Ken.

From Ken and Barbie. Might be kind of neat, too. To have a Ken bump? I don't know. How does it work? You're doing the scissors. Can I do either or? I don't know. How does it work? You're doing the scissors. Can I do either or? I don't know, Ricky. I don't want to...

I don't know. How would I know? We're a Ken bomb. You seem to know a lot about this stuff. Humans don't have Ken bombs, Ricky. They got things that look like them. It's not a Ken bomb. A Ken bump.

Bump. Whatever the fuck it is. On the front. I'm sorry. I'm not the expert on fucking Ken and his bump. I'm not an expert on it either. I don't play with those fucking dolls like you used to. I've also never put a Ken doll up my ass

like you have when you were 12. What? You put a Ken doll in your ass and don't say you didn't. Pubs. You remember when Ray had to take him to the emergency room? No, that was so full of fucking shit. It was just the leg, wasn't it? No, it was nothing.

Hmm. Ken's leg. And the foot got hooked in there and couldn't get it out. Like a fishing hook. Yeah, that's because I jumped on the fucking sofa and I was in between the cushions and boom, went up. It wasn't my fault. It scared the fuck out of me.

It was you. It's not as if I was like, oh, I can't wait to grab this and start reaming it into me. One thing that always pissed me off was that Ken sort of got ripped off. Like, how come he doesn't have a little bulge? It doesn't have to be a cock, but a little bulge. Like, Barbie's got breasts.

No nipples, so he should have a bulge in his pants. The doll's for fucking kids to play with. They don't need, like, peckers. Why does Barbie have breasts? Because they're... Well, she's got to be anatomically somewhat correct. Why doesn't Ken have to be? There's something there under his pants.

This is a good... This is a, you know... I'd say a lot of kids grow up and they're like... This is one of the seven questions that plagues humanity. I don't know, Ricky. Some boys might grow up thinking they're not normal because they got a cock and Ken didn't. There'd be just too much explaining to do if they did that.

Okay? There'd be lawsuits, people freaking out. There's never going to be a cock on a Ken doll. No, I don't want a cock. Just a bulge in the pants. Okay, well, there's never going to be a cock on a Ken doll. No, I don't want a cock. Just a bulge in the pants. Okay, well, there's never going to be a big-ass bulge. I could make you one on your... If you have a Ken doll, I could put a bulge on him with some fucking epoxy. Give him an epoxy bulge.

I should get one for Moe. I don't want Moe playing with fucking things that aren't real. Okay. Looks like I'm building an epoxy bulge in Ken's pants. Is there anything else real that you wanted, like a snake or something you want to give him? Huh? A real fucking spider or scorpion?

Yeah. Nothing poisonous. I mean, what if he plays with toy guns, Ricky? You're not going to give him a real one, are you? I've already got him a pellet gun. Ricky, he's not gonna give him a real one, are you? I got him, I already got him a pellet gun. Ricky, he's not old enough. Well, it's stupid to have a gun that doesn't really shoot, because then you don't respect it.

Then you just start pointing them at people and doing stupid shit. Once you realize you can hurt yourself and hurt other people, then, you gotta respect guns a little bit. If you don't, they can turn on you. You're a hell of a- It's quite a thing to do though, Ricky.

Fucking, if you shot somebody's eye out. Oh, there you go. No, no, I told him that. Never aim for the head. It's harder to hit it anyway. Center mass, that's what they call it. So you tell him where to aim. Center mass, yeah.

Well, fuck, I may not be home, or I could be sleeping, and a goddamn burglar comes in. Ricky, you're not going to do much with a toy gun, is he? Well, fuck, I may not be home or I could be sleeping and a goddamn burglar comes in. Ricky, you're not going to do much with a toy gun, is he? Well, guess what? If you ever give him a real gun, I'm going to fucking snap. He doesn't need a real gun. I didn't say real gun, just a real pellet gun until he's fucking 10. Well, I'm just saying, we don't want fucking Moe growing up to be, you know, like us. No, I'm going to wait until he's 10 before I start getting fired real fucking handguns.

No, you're not going to. He's not going to be firing any guns, man. Oh, my God. Well, we were firing guns when we were, what, six or seven? Yeah. Do you want him to go to jail? Look how we turned out. We're great.

Well, I'm not going to... It's not going to happen. Put my foot down. Anyway. Anywho. What do you guys want to talk about? I would like to talk about your garment that you're wearing. I'm trying new things, you know what?

And from now on, I'm going to be doing different things, all right? Like what? I'm going to start looking after myself. You are? I see that you're getting ready to go skiing. Is that what that's all about? This is like... What do you call it?

It's like a fake... Velour? It's like a fake velvet. Yeah, velvet. A velour. It's like a velour. That's me now. And I'm telling you, people dig it. Ricky Velour? People are digging it. You should change your name to Ricky Velour.

Maybe I will. Ricky Velour. I like the sheen. The Charlie sheen? Whatever they call it. Does Charlie have a sheen to him, I wonder? He does. His dad did when he moved from Mexico.

Mm-hmm. That's how he had the name. His real name was some weird name he could barely pronounce. Estevez? When they brought him in, they're like, man, look at the sheen of that guy. Fuck, he's good looking.

And his last name is Sheen. Yep. Boom, just like that. I don't know if that's true or not, Ricky. All right, who got born on September the 21st? Let's see. H.G. Wells. H.G. Wells.

Feinfeller. He was an author. H.G. Wells. H.G. Wells. Fine feller. He was an author. Yep. Born in Bromley, Kent. Yep. Bromley, Kent. Which country is Kent? Bromley's a part of, like, it's a sort of a borough of London, I believe.

Oh, yeah? Isn't it? Bromley, Kent. It wasn't just say Bromley fucking London. Well, I don't know. I'm still not clear what how they, you know, there's a lot of boroughs

and counties and neighborhoods and I don't know how they work it. He did a lot of great, great, great, great shit. Yeah. Whoa. They made a movie there, right? How many times did you say great there, Ricky?

War of the Roses? Is that what you said? No, War of the Worlds. Oh, yeah. That's been a movie, hasn't it? War of the Worlds? Yeah, man. I don't think he wrote that.

War of the Worlds. He did 2,000 Leaves Under the Sea, didn't he? You're talking 1866, man. Holy fuck. Yeah, he wasn't writing movies back then. No, that's what I mean. They turned it into a fucking movie. He didn't write it.

I thought you meant War of the Worlds. You're thinking of War of the Roses. Alan Lane. Danny DeVito. English publisher, producer, founder of Penguin Books. Oh, man, I love the Penguin Books. That one about Pablo the Penguin that hated the cold? Love that book.

I don't think that's... What the fuck are you talking about? Pablo the Penguin. He lived up north. He hated it. Couldn't stand it, so he got in his bathtub, turned it into a thing that shot out water and pushed him all the way down to the south.

He was happy as fuck living on a beach. Who the fuck would call or name their penguin Pablo? Fucking Pablo Escobar, right? Depends where you're from. He's a Colombian drug lord. Maybe that's who Pablo Escobar was, I don't know. Pablo turned cocaine. Pablo Escobar wasn't a fucking penguin.

He wasn't a fucking penguin, I guarantee you that. He was human. Can't penguins change their look? I thought that was something else. Oh, that's a chameleon. Wow, man. That was aleon. Wow, man. That was a big fuck-up, Ricky. Ricky, are you seriously?

Oh, no, an octopus can do it. They can blend in. I'm soaking a chameleon. Chame, chame, chame, chame, chameleon. So if you put an octopus over you, would it look like you exactly? He could probably make himself look like me. That's cool. Fuck, I wish I was an octopus.

You could be one, Ricky. What if you are an octopus who has memory loss and you're actually just making yourself look like Ricky, but you're actually an octopus, and you just don't remember how to go back. I should cut off one of my arms and test your theory, see if it grows back. Let's do that, man.

No. Just cut a knife. I'd love to see this happen. No, no, if you're going to cut it off, you're using more than a knife. It'll be slow and painful. What if I... Jesus, man.

Fuck! Put your guns away. Give me a fucking iron dot. Don't be doing that. I love those fucking guns. Scared the piss out of me. I will dump that drink of yours right on your... No, you won't. Right on your unit. Let's fucking try, bubs.

Who do we have here now? 1912, Charles Chuck Jones was born. Oh, he's an animator and cartoonist, best known for his work. He drew Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Wile E. Coyote, Roadrunner, and Porky Pig. Holy fuck. That's cool. He is an important person. Yeah.

What the fuck is Chuck short for Charles? Who? Stupid. Charles and Chuck. Yeah. Charles who stupid Charles and Chuck yeah it's just people if your name's Charles you can shorten it to Chuck what if anybody did that for Prince Charles where does the you come from no who's ever called him Prince Chuck his buddies that's his new name if I ever meet him I'm calling him Prince Chuck oh what you're one of your fucking idols bu Oh, I was thinking of Prince anyway.

Not Prince Charles. I was thinking of Prince. Prince Charles. You couldn't call Prince Chuck. That wouldn't make sense. He'd be like, I'm not. My name's not Chuck. It's Prince.

Leonard Cohen, bud. Oh. That's a good one. Got born today. Decent. He died a couple years ago, huh? Hallelujah. Yeah, he wrote the fuck out of that song, didn't he?

Hallelujah. Still making money, even after he's dead. Born in Montreal, Quebec. There's a great big fucking mural of him now in his neighborhood in Montreal. It's like the whole side of a building, and it's unbelievable. I've seen it. Pull up a picture of it. Go Leonard Cohen mural in Montreal.

No, I'm serious. It's like the nicest mural I've ever seen. It looks like a photograph, but it's about 100 fucking feet tall. It's worth seeing. Stephen fucking King. Man, there's a lot of famous people born on the 24th. Stephen King scared the piss out of me. Oh, yeah?

Several times. You saw him? No. Snuck up on you? His movies, Ricky. Oh. Oh, man, they didn't scare me. Are you kidding me?

Stephen King? Yeah. No, they're... No, man. They're not scary. Okay, bud. I didn't like that fucking movie with the car, Chrissy or fucking Jesus, whatever it was.

Christine. Christine. Fucking crazy bitch. Thinner? Thinner? movie with the car, Christy, or fucking Jesus, whatever it was. Christine. Fucking crazy bitch. Thinner. Was a scary one. Did he do Cujo? That wasn't him, was it? Yes. There's Cohen right there.

Is that the mural? That's fucking badass. Look at that. I know, I'm glad you got me to fucking take my time out and do this. That's unbelievable. It's very nice. But I don't really care about it right now. Oh, go fuck yourself. Stephen King should marry someone with the last name Kong and hyphenate.

Judy Kong. King Kong. Stephen King Kong. Or, if he married somebody with the last name of Queens. Stephen King of Queens. Bill Murray. He's a funny cocksucker. Bill Murray.

One of the greatest fucking comedians of all time. Right there. Bill Murray. He's funny, man. He was born on this day in 1950. Favorite movie? Of Bill Murray. Yeah, it's going to in 1950. Favorite movie? Of Bill Murray. Yeah, it's gonna be tough.

That is gonna be tough. God damn it, I can't do it. Stripes. That's a good one. Up there. Stripes is good. I like fucking Life Aquatic. Yeah, it's fucking good in that.

Fantastic. Groundhog Day. Oh, man, that was a funny movie. Spectacular. Yeah, he was great in that. It's a tough one. What's your favorite? The Ghostbusters.

I mean, they were good back in the day. Yeah. When we were kids. He was great in Ghostbusters. Caddy Shaq. Caddy fucking Shaq. Was he in Spies Like Them? Or that was not him, was it?

Spies Like Us? Yeah. No, that was... That was Ackroyd. Ackroyd and... Was Bill Murray in Spies Like Us? Spies like us! Spies like us!

All right. I don't want to mispronounce the next one and get in trouble, so you better take it, bubs. Shinzo Abe. Shinzo Abe, Prime Minister of Japan. Born in Nagato. Wow, that's weird. He was, like, Prime Minister from 2006 to 2007,

but then again 2012 to now, I guess. Yeah, man. Yeah, he got reelected. He had a little fucking break. Well, he was probably busy. Took five years off. Shinzo Abe. He's apparently a hell of a nice guy.

Ethan Coen. Shinzo. Ethan Coen. One of the Coen brothers. He's turned 51. I thought the Coen brothers were twins. No, that's the Fairley brothers. There's too many brothers making movies.

It's confusing. But he did Fargo, which is... Fairley brothers aren't twins. I was just fucking with you. Oh. No, they're not, man. Fargo. Who didn't aren't twins. I was just fucking with you. Oh. No, you're not, man. Fergo. Who didn't like the fucking movie Fergo?

Come on. Donnie. Donnie didn't like it either. Donnie hated Fergo. Thought the acting was shitty? He thought the acting was shitty, which was crazy. He didn't understand. He didn't like the wood chipper scene.

What? He was pissed off because they never fucking said what happened with the goddamn money. There should have been a little thing at the end donnie hated his most donnie's most hated movie he wouldn't go near a wood chipper for no ten years he's though i know i'm just saying you said who didn't like it and i told you faith hill oh yeah faith hell nice Faith Hill.

Oh, yeah. Faith Hill. Nice. Yeah. I would like to open... I bet you Bubbles and the Shit Rockers could open for Faith Hill someday. She might not have us on the bill. Oh, good old Tyler Stewart, your little buddy. Yes, Tyler Stewart.

Canadian drummer from Barenaked Ladies. There you go. Nice. He's a hell of a good drummer. Ricky Lake. Julian had a crush on her big time. No, Ashley Bowles had a crush on her. I did have a crush on Ricky Lake.

Big time. Ricky Lake was hot. You did a lot of wanking to the old Ricky Lake show, bubs. I did not wank to the Ricky Lake show. Damn right you did. She's got a good first name. I just liked her show, Ricky Lake. Where is Ricky Lake?

I'd like to go there and swim. It's not actually a lake. Nicole Ritchie. Yeah. Remember her? Nope. It's Lionel Ritchie's daughter. Oh, yeah?

Used to hang out with Paris Hilton. And then they had a falling out, according to Perez Hilton. Really? I don't know. I'm just making that up. They had those little chihuahua dogs, eh? Chihuahuas. Yeah.

And that's who got born on the September of the 21s. Wasn't that fucking amazing? What a great day. What the fuck is this you got here, Bubbs, you pervert? What? Edinburgh Zoo has denied it employs a penguin erector. A what? Someone's jacking off the penguins? What is that?

I didn't bring this. Edinburgh Zoo has denied its employees a penguin erector. So they got a penguin fluffer. I don't know what this is. That's a weird job. Edinburgh Zoo has debunked the myth that employs a penguin erector. What is a penguin erector? The rumor that someone is employed by the Scottish Zoo to pick up birds that fall over while looking at planes.

Oh, okay. It's cold thanks to a tweet that went viral over the weekend. So it's not a penguin jerker. It's an erector. No, but there is places. There's films. I know monkeys do that. There's films where they have to hire monkey jerkers. Monkey pluppers. Did you know that?

They're nasty creatures, man. In movies where they have a whole bunch of monkeys, they can't have them jacking during the scenes, so they hire people to go around and jack the monkeys right before they film so that they're not... They bang, like, all fucking day, all night. That's all they do. Lucky bastards.

Their whole waking hours they spend just jacking it. How come we can't do that? Well, some people do. Well, we're civilized, Ricky. We're a civilized nation. Okay, so that, no, there's no penguin jerkers Ricky, my nose is all clogged up from that weed You know what? Mine is kind of doing the same thing

Mine feels like it was just born yesterday Your nose? Yeah You know your eyeballs don't crawl? That's bullshit Your eyeballs are the same size when you're born Bullshit. No fucking way.

Look it up. Don't buy it. I just heard this. Look it up and verify it. Fuck's sake. I heard your eyeballs when you're born, they're the fucking size they are when you're an adult. Well, how come fucking kids don't have big eyes? They don't look like the dude. Well, because the holes around them grow, but the eyeballs. I don't know, man.

Your eyes are the same size at birth? Okay, let me see here. Apparently they are. What about your wang? No, that gets better. The eyes are always the same size from birth to death. The answer is false. Oh, is it?

Yeah, maybe its eyes are proportionally larger than adult eyes, but they are still smaller. Okay. At birth, their eyes are 75% of the size they are okay so they grow about 25% yeah okay so that's fine I don't mind being corrected by science I just heard that and I was like that would be correct because I'm going around bragging yeah and fucking someone would shut me down so you're an're an idiot. Look at me.

It didn't make sense to me. It seems like they'd have to grow some, because I mean, baby's eyes are, you know, but I just thought maybe if the hole around them

is smaller and then as your head gets bigger, the opening gets bigger, maybe. Fuck, boys. Check out this. And I know I'm going to

get some fucking flack for this and I prepared for it, but this is out this. And I know I'm going to get some fucking flack for this, and I prepared for it, but this is pretty amazing. Why? This guy fucking sculpted this out of one single tree trunk. What the hell? It's a piece of work right there. It's fucking Ernie, buddy. You wish you had that, man.

Here we go. I would fucking, I would put that up in my trailer if I had that. Yes, I would. He's missing the stomach. It could cut out or something. Oh, he's flexing it. He's sucking it in, man. He's like posing down. How hard are you right now?

I'm not hard. I just respect this guy. He's fucking, he's earning, man. Would you, if you could meet anybody on the planet, would it be Arnold Schwarzenegger? I think so. Well, it wouldn't be Swayze? Why are you being a dick? Well, I'm being serious.

No, why are you being a fucking dick? By meet, do you mean bang? Yeah, that's it, here we go. Go on a date? You know what, I thought I was going to get away with just a little bit of bullshit coming at me. And you bring in Swayze. Anybody else you want to bring in? Stallone, maybe?

Yeah. Eastwood? What, are you talking about like a foursome now? He's just naming off all of his man crushes, getting you to pick one. No, it's just people I would respect. Well, Ricky said, are we talking about banging? And then you said, well, can we add Stallone and can we add... No, I'm just saying that's what you guys are thinking.

I wasn't thinking that. You always fucking go there with that shit. I wasn't thinking it. Can't even watch a movie with these guys in it, with you guys. Well, you choose weird movies. All right, here's something you might like. Check out what this person does, man. It's made out of wool.

What is it? It's a fucking kitty, man. A 3D fucking thing he's made out of wool. Ooh. Holy fuck. Isn't that amazing? Or did he just cut a cat's head off? Nope.

It's not, man. I'm telling you. I don't know. And you know what, Bub? I was going to try to get that for your birthday, but... But what? It's kind of weird. It's kind of weird. That's kind of weird.

Well, I'd like to know the history. I'm a bit freaked out. I don't know. Where did he get the eyes? They're not made out of wall? No, they're... Okay, come on. Are they glass?

Okay, looking at the portraits created. Talented Japanese artist. It's hard to believe they're made of felted wool. Okay, it's made out of felted wool. Don't know. Spends hours on and poking at wool with a needle to create solid layers that mimic the cat fur. Not buying it.

And what are the eyes made out of? Cat's eyes. Read more here. And he's from where? Japan. Did he kill from where? Japan. Did he kill a cat to make it? He didn't know, man. It's made out of fucking wool.

That's what he claims. I'd like to test the hair and see if it's cat fur or not. Lying fresh. No, I don't know. I don't know. I'm a little skeptical about that guy. It's pretty fucked up, man. I'd like to see you do that.

Boy, I might need a nap. Yeah. All right. The down waves aren't real fun. The uplift is great. It's just the down part. The down wave is really taking it all. I'm really getting nappy here. I might need a nap.

All right, let's fucking shut this down. Maybe go smoke some more of that shit. See what happens. I like your style. A couple drinks going. All done. Are we, though? Do you have anything more to add, Ricky?

Mmm. What are you calling her? Oh, fuck, isn't it the first time I've seen her? Do you have anything more to add, Ricky? What are you calling her? Oh, fuck, isn't it the first day of... Lent? Not summer anymore? Is it? Yeah. It's all over now.

Fuck. Dirty old Lent is coming. We said summer's gonna stay until... Didn't we say until Halloween? Mm-hmm. For the rest of the world, go fuck yourselves. Time for fall. Sunnyvale? So we said summer's gonna stay until, didn't we say until Halloween? Mm-hmm. For the rest of the world, go fuck yourselves. Time for fall. Sunnyvale.

Still summer here. Fall has not arrived. The end. Fuck. Fuck! Done. Officially.