Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 163 - Workin' Man

Episode Date: October 1, 2018

Anyone wanna employ Ricky? Anyone?!? The Boys discuss Burt Reynolds, look at some 'artistic' pictures of Brigitte Bardot, and Bubbles hosts another frenzied round of Jeopardy... with a couple of stupid bastards! Episode 163 is brought to you by the official Trailer Park Boys Store, SwearNet.com (the only place to watch the video of this podcash), Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky, and the Boys' own Freedom 35 lager!

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And a new beer is born. Try my new Ricky's Catch-23 malt liquor. It's stronger than you are. These are pretty good lighters, man. Well, you don't do that with it. Well, I'm just fucking with it. I'm not lighting anything. Is that mine? This is mine. Where's mine?

Mine went missing already. We gotta hurry, boys. You should have fucking lost it. Why? You can get back to work. Work? Ricky, are you really sticking with the charade that you have a fucking job? I'm trying to get a job.

You look the part, usually you get hired. So you're trying to become a flagman. No, me and three other people will be head lawnsmen at the golf course. But I'm the only one looking the part, so I think I'm going to get the job. I'm hoping. It doesn't really start until next spring, but... So in the meantime, I've been doing a bit of recycling. The golf course called today, Ricky.

Yeah, and I got it? They gave the job to Donnie Ractor. Fucking Jesus. So now you can at least fucking do traffic or pick shit up in the fucking... I mean, you got the vest, Ricky. That'll get you jobs. I'll pick up some recyclables, man. That's what I've been doing. I've been out on the highway

making pretty decent money, too. Made 10 bucks yesterday. Did you ever see the dudes that have fucking, like, recyclables hanging off, like, a shopping cart? Like, just fucking bags. Yeah. How much money do you think

those guys pull in? 30 bucks. 30 bucks? Yep. For that big shopping cart thing? 100 cans, 5 bucks, bud. Yeah, so you're talking 600 cans. To make 30 bucks.

That's a lot of work for 30 bucks, man. Yeah, but you also find, like, metal and steel and shit. That's all worth money. So why don't you do that? I've been doing it. Just haven't found any. Well, you're looking in the wrong places, Ricky. I think it's just easier to steal it. Way easier. Rip some plumbing out. Copper's where the fortune these days. Ricky, that's a terrible

idea that Ray used to do. Well, some of these buildings are empty. So should I start the podcast? Let's get it going, man. Come on. Officially? That's a good sound, bud. Nice. What's going on, fuckers? This is the official Triller Prep Boys podcast coming at you. Podcast number 163.

It is September 28th. Wow, aren't you something. What? Getting into it, man. Johnny on the balls. That's right, man. You've been on the balls lately, eh? What? You've been on the ball with the balls. That's right, man. You've been on the balls lately, eh? What?

You've been on the ball with the staff. Heard on the balls. I've been getting into it. On the balls, eh? On the ball. Heard on the balls. On the balls. Fuck you like talking about balls.

It's on the balls. Okay. All right, so what do you guys want to talk about first? Oh, first, I got a bunch of treats here for you guys. What are they? Yeah, these are these little fucking... Snowballs. Snowballs here.

Ricky, have you remembered we had these? Boston cream. Check these fucking things out. What is this, man? This is from a chick named Danielle. Danielle, thank you again for these fucking things. They're great. What kind of greasy deal did you make with Danielle now?

Well, I've got some exporting kind of shit going on. So this is a snowball. This is a coconut treat. Oh, it feels like a Smurf. Feels like a Smurf. Poke it, Ricky. That's what a Smurf would feel like. Smurf's balls.

No, I don't like it. Taste it. Jesus Christ, these are good. Oh, yeah, it's chocolate. That's marshmallow. That's marshmallow. There's marshmallow around a cake filter. Lovely. I don't like coconut. It's not coconut.

The shit on the outside, that blue shit, that's coconut, isn't it? Yeah, you can't taste it, though. Taste the marshmallow and the creamy center. It's pretty fucking good, whatever it is. I'll try it later. That was a little Boston cream log. Who makes them, though?

Well, they come from Boston. Boston, man. It's a Boston treat. Little Debbie, is that what you said? Little Debbie. Little Debbie knows how to make cakes, boys. She knows how to make porn, too. What?

Porn. Isn't that Little Debbie? No, Ricky, that's... What is Little Debbie Does Texas? No, that's not the same thing at all, Ricky. It's not Little Debbie. Debbie Does Dallas is not Little Debbie. Did you ever see that one?

I saw Debbie Does Dallas. He's thinking Best Little Whorehouse in Texas. Starring Burt Reynolds. Oh, Burt Reynolds died. Dolly Parton. Dolly Parton's in that, isn't she? Burt Reynolds died. Yeah, he's been dead for a bit now. Yeah.

I know, but did we talk about it? No, we didn't. Because somebody was too emotional. Well, that's why we for a bit now. Yeah. I know, but did we talk about it? No, we didn't. Because somebody was too emotional. Well, that's why we didn't bring it up. Fuck, that sucks, man. He was awesome. He was pretty awesome. How many times did we watch Cannonball run?

I'd say 50. A couple hundred? 50, 60. Maybe a hundred times. I didn't say how many times did you watch it naked.'t say how many times did you watch it naked. I said how many times did you watch it? Why would I fucking watch Smoking the Ban and Cannonball around naked? So you could masturbate.

To Burt Reynolds. You guys are so fucked. No, he was a good fucking actor, man. He was up there. He was great. Burt Reynolds, yeah. Deliverance. Deliverance. Deliverance.

That made you think twice about going out to the fucking woods with your friends, huh? About a 9mm and... How many times have I... Wasn't he pumping his love muscle into Lonnie Anderson at one time? He bent? Yeah, he was... Yeah. Man. He got that thing going a lot. A lot of hot chicks.

Dinah Shore. Who? Dinah Shore. Down on the shore? Dinah. Dina. Dinah. What's her name?

Dina. Dina? No, it's Dinah, isn't it? Dinah Shore. She had her own. He wasn't banging Deanie Petty. Ricky, did you say, wasn't he pumping his love muscle into Lonnie Anderson?

I don't know. He asked if he was pumping his love muscle into Lonnie Anderson. His love muscle? That's because he saw... He saw the... Do you think Lonnie Anderson would be hot today? She is hot today. Love muscle. That's because he saw it. Kind of came out of nowhere. You know what? Kind of weird.

Do you think Lonnie Anderson would be hot today? She is hot today. Yeah. There's pictures of her. I mean, if she just came out today. Oh, with the hair and shit. Yeah, she'd be a megastar. She'd come back in style.

Oh, fuck yeah, man. It's Lonnie Anderson. That never goes out of style, Ricky. When has the 80s look ever been out of style? Never. Never, man. That I know of. Fucking 80s were great, huh?

Hassle Hoth. The Hass? The Hass? Yeah. The ass. Yeah, the ass is off, man. Yeah, I've missed those days. I've never heard anybody call him the ass.

Have you? No. Moving on, bubs. Is that your turn for hot piece of ass? No. No, man. Ricky, what are you calling him? I'm just fucking joking around calling him ass. I'm still working on my cunt picture. Or I can't say that word, can I Ricky, what are you coloring? I'm just fucking choking around calling him ass. I'm still working on my cunt picture.

Or I can't say that word, can I? The what picture? The see you next Tuesday picture. See you next Tuesday. This is what Ricky's been working on. Are we going to sell this for charity? I'd take four or five bucks for it right now. We should auction it off, Ricky. It's not done, though, so...

We'll finish it up. You're doing really good on your collar. It's hard to see the lines, though, I have to say, when you're wearing these sunner glasses. Just keep going, man. We're going to auction that off for charity. Why do you have sunglasses on? It's a good question.

I'm sure he doesn't fuck that up. I'm usually out in the sunlight, right? Yeah, but you're not right now. I know. Sometimes I forget. Anybody fascinating get born on the 28th? This is not going to be a good born day, man. Oh, Confucius.

Who's he? He's a Chinese philosopher. Oh, he's the one that did all the fortune cookies. No, Ricky. He was the founder of Confucianism. Confucius say, put up your foot. No, that's Simon says. Simon says, shit.

Confucius didn't say put up your foot. Blink your eyes. Ah, you're out. No, Confucius was a very smart Chinese man in 551 B.C. What's his claim to fame? He was, he had a whole bunch of things. He designed different. Oh, he had all his weird sayings, didn't he?

Like what? I don't know. If it's round, it'll go. I forget. That was one of Confucius' biggest statements. If it's round, it'll go, right? I forget. That was one of Confucius's biggest statements. If it's round, it'll go. Didn't Jerry Lewis, did he do like a Confucius kind of character?

Didn't he do that? Jerry Lewis? Yeah, I don't know. What's his name, that other guy? The guy that just died. Jesus Christ. The fucking telethon guy. Jerry Lewis.

Yeah, yeah. He used to do a character. He used to say, he used to say. Yeah. You know? Ed Sullivan. We met him.

Ed Sullivan. We didn't meet Ed Sullivan. He was born in 1901. Wasn't he the guy on Johnny Carson? No, that was Ed McMahon. Fuck. There's too many Eds. Which we did meet.

Ed Sullivan, weird, wild stuff. Oh, that guy. No, that's Johnny Carson. That's Johnny Carson. Oh, yeah. Shit. We got a great show. Oh. Ed Sullivan, weird, wild shit. Oh, that guy. No, that's Johnny Carson. That's Johnny Carson. Oh, yeah. Shit. We got our great show. Ed Sullivan.

You know in Pulp Fiction when they go to the diner? Yeah. You know the Marilyn Monroe and the guy that's announcing? He's standing with Marilyn Monroe. That's an Ed Sullivan impersonator. All right. He introduced the Beatles. The Beatles played on his show. Vegas Network. Oh, I know who you mean. Go ahead. Ed Sullivan. All right. He introduced the Beatles. The Beatles played on his show.

Vegas Network. Oh, I know who you mean. Got it. Ed Sullivan, New York City. Locked in. I'll never forget again. We got a really great show. What was the name of his show again?

The Ed Sullivan Show, man. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck, Ricky. The Ed Sullivan Show, Ricky. Got it. Locked in. Locked in. I'll never forget it. Never forget. And then Sullivan show, Ricky. Got it. Locked in. Locked in. I'll never forget it.

Never forget. And he says, what was the show called? He was fantastic, Ed Sullivan. And then David Letterman moved into his theater. Kaki didn't even show it after himself, though. Oh, Ricky, that's, that was, oh, my God. Is he still alive? It doesn't say he died.

Oh, 1934. So he's fucking, like, 117. No, Ricky, he died. They just don't have it written down here. Ed Sullivan died way back in the 80s, didn't he? Or before that? Probably, yeah. It's probably somewhere, yeah.

80s, maybe. Can you Google it? I'd like to know. I'm not Googling that, man. Well, just wait. I'll talk it into the machine Bridgette Burdett Bridgette Birdo As fuck and God created my kid is there movie she was in what year did Ed Sullivan die, please?

Ed Sullivan died on October 13th 1974 Wow Celebrate his death 73 years old. We're not celebrating that he died. We'll raise a glass for him. Yeah. Ed Sullivan died in 73. Bridget Bardot. Do you know who that is, Ricky? No. Pull her out.

Julie, pull up the picture. You've definitely jacked it to Bridget Bardot and you don't even know it. Really? Yes. She was, she's, I think, maybe the hottest. So by making that statement, you definitely have. I think maybe she's the sexiest lady that ever lived.

Really? Myself. Okay, we're going to go to images. Man, that's pretty fucking, that's quite a statement. Bridge of Bardo, I mean. Oh, yeah. Get some from back in the day. Okay, man.

Whoa, there's some naked ones here, eh? What? Yes. Let's start with those. Okay, here we go. This is a commercial, so we can totally throw this... Well, it's an ad. She's naked?

It's an ad. Fuck. Man, the French are awesome. Here we go. You kidding me? She's a good-looking lady. That's Bridget Bardo, man. That's not Bridget Bardo.

Yeah, it is. That's her. Can I see that little closer? I can't see her face. Don't touch it. Fuck. Bridget Bardo, baby. Yeah, she was good-looking.

She's something else. Bob's, come on. I need you to get no... All right...., she was good looking. She was something else. Bob's, come on. I need you to get Null. All right. Fought in horny here. I'm going to pay tribute to her later on. We'll raise a glass to her. When does she die?

What are you going to do? We're going to raise something to her. Ricky, you can't say that. I'm joking. Spanking to her. I don't even do that anymore. Wow, they they got some... Oh, Alexander Sergeyevich Ivanovich.

Bubs, he was born today. Cosmonaut, Soyuz 2931T6. Still don't like that. Bubs, check that one out. Sweet mother of God. Wow. Yeah. Whoo.

Oh, we don't. She could use some hedge clippers or something. She's got a hedge. But that was cool back then. There's nothing wrong with that. That was cool. That's the way they rolled back then. I still kind of like that.

Do you? Yeah. You like the... Alexander Sergeyevich Ivanchenkov He was a USSR Old school Russian cosmonaut He went to space therefore

He's okay in my books Don't care You don't care that he went to fucking space Don't give a shit about Alexander Ivanchenkov Ivanchenkov really Don't care. Well, that's nice.

I bet you he doesn't give a fuck about you either, bud. I think he's dead, so it doesn't really matter. Fuck him. Doesn't say. He died. He was only born in 1940, so he could be alive. He's like 78? 88.

88, yeah. He's dead. He's not, well, maybe not. Jeffrey Jones, American actor who was in Beetlejuice and Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Okay. Is he dead? Must be. Janine Garofalo.

I don't know. He wasn't dead. Who's Janine? What? Janine Garofalo was born today. She's excellent. Don't know her. Yes, you do.

Is she still alive? Don't be an asshole. I don't know. Yeah, you know who she is. I probably do. I'm just not good with names. You throw a picture of her up, you're like, yeah. Yep, throw one up.

Oh, fuck's sake. Hilary Duff. Hilary Duff. Hot. Naomi Watts. Oh, man. She's a beautiful lady. What about Ann Marie Fox? She's a beautiful lady. What about Anne-Marie Fox?

She was a playmate. It's quite a day. Bam Margera. He's hot. It's quite a day to have a daughter. Just a second. Who was that? Anne-Marie Fox?

Anne-Marie. Where are you seeing that, Ricky? That's not on my page. Anne-Marie Fox, man. Right in the middle. All right, pops. I'm doing this one first, and I'm going to go back to the other one.

Oh, Ann Marie Fox. Yeah, she's a playmate. You doing Janine Garofalo? Oh, fuck. What? She's hot. Just a second. Who would you look up there?

Ann Marie Fox. Oh, yeah. She's from Fox News. Is she? No, she's a playmate, man. Oh, I thought she was Fox News. Ann Marie Fox News. All right.

No, that's not it. I can't tell this to, like, too many. Oh, for fuck's sakes. But if it is... What are you trying to do? Trying to find Annie Fox, man. Oh, for fuck's sakes. Is that her?

Nobody at home can see what you're doing. I'm asking you, man. I'm not asking the people at home. How the fuck are we supposed to know? All right. We're making a podcast right now. Are we? Yes.

I'm not sure that's the right one, but she's a very beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. I don't think that's her. No, you're an idiot. Janine Groffalo. Oh, my fuck. Is she hot, or what's going on with her? No, she's awful. What?

I'm joking. I don't fucking know. Ricky. Jesus. Janine Groffalo, she's hilarious. All in there hot. She's hilarious. Oh, we made her hot. She's hilarious. Okay.

You recognize her, right? No, I don't. You don't? No. She's hilarious. She's hot, too. All right, we got a lot of pictures on the go here. I'm glad we settled all that.

Okay, yeah, yeah, I know who she is. Yeah, she's on, she's hilarious. Yeah, I know who she is. Yeah, she's on, she's hilarious. Yeah, I know now. She's on Seinfeld and shit too, right? Yeah, she's been in all kinds. She's a funny lady. Very funny. Okay.

Glad we got that out of the way. That concludes today's festivities. No, Ricky, we got other stuff to do. Like what? I don't know. We could go to the email bag or we could play some Jeopardy. Wanna play some Jeopardy? Whatever you wanna do, man. Remember we used to play Jeopardy? Is it challenging today?

Ricky, when is it not challenging? That's definitely not me. There we go. Let's do it. Bring it on. Okay. I'm gonna kick your ass, Ricky. You got your dinger, Ricky? Yeah.

Here, take the boner dinger. Oh, so you're done with this fucking snowball or what? What are you doing with that? I'm saving it for later. Okay, I'm going to put it in. It's in the chips. This one works. All right.

Okay, boys. All right. Here's the categories. Jeopardy. Good old school Jeopardy we're playing. Band names. Okay. Come.

What? Beatles. All right, let's go. Come to the point. Whoa, that's sexual. To the point. Not a national capital. Presidential relatives.

Also a bar drink. Bring it. That's a good one. And nine-letter words. Oh, shit. Fuck that. That's a long one. It's not that big, Ricky.

Novator. Okay, who's going to go first? I will pick the first category. How's that? Excellent, sir. Bar drinks. Nine-letter words for 200. Oh, no, no. Not the nine. Of all ones to Excellent, sir. Bar drinks. Nine letter words for 200. No, no, not the nine.

Of all ones to pick, don't pick that one. Why? You get it. Because it's a nine. Okay, go for it. Fuck it. Forms of this atmospheric phenomenon include forked streak and ball. It's easy.

Oh, my God, you two stoned bastards. Forms of this atmospheric phenomenon include forked, streak, and ball. What do you get out of the atmosphere that's forked, streaked, or ball? Oh my God, boys. Buffs.

What is lightning, you stupid bastards? Oh, shit. I was trying to think of something else. See, that makes sense. I never heard of ball threw me off. What is lightning? You stupid bastards Oh shit I was trying to think of something else See that makes sense I never heard of Ball threw me off Ball lightning

Never heard of it I've never heard of ball You've never heard of ball lightning? It's dangerous as fuck It hits the ground And then it rolls around And takes out your shins What the fuck

We don't care about that shit Like you do Okay Okay well I guess I'm winning Can we have a real question please? Bar drink. Also a bar drink.

For 200. Are you ready? Yes. Flat head or Phillips head? Ricky's in first. Ricky's in first. Oh, yeah. Oh, baby.

Oh, yeah. I'm feeling it. All right, you got that one. Okay, what's the next category, Ricky? Same one? Same one. Yeah, let's the next category, Ricky? Same one? Same one. Yeah, let's stick with it. Also a bird drink for 400.

With so much brain power on stage today, this living dead movie monster wouldn't know where to start. What is a zombie? Oh, baby. Fuck no. A zombie. Ricky. What, do. Fuck no. A zombie. Ricky. What are you, turned into a gorilla?

Ricky's 600. He's got 600. All right, let's go to a different... Also a bar drink for 600. Oh, no, man. I only really know this. It was last call for this Scottish outlaw on December 28th, 1734. An outlaw on December 28th, 1734. An outlaw?

Who... I don't know. Okay, well, give me the question again. Oh, I gotta say something, don't I? Yes. Scottish, though.

Who is... Last call for this Scottish... Who is Sean Connery? Well, it's a drink, Ricky. Oh, fuck. A Scottish one, eh? Fuck. Fuck.

Are you in? Oh, yeah. Who's, uh... I got it. Um, uh, fuck. That detective dude. No? Detective? No?

He wasn't an outlaw. Oh, he's an outlaw. Okay, fuck. That detective dude. No? Detective? No? He wasn't an outlaw. Oh, he's an outlaw. Okay, fuck. Who is Ron Roy? Oh, so close, Ricky. Who is Rob Roy? Got it. Winning.

Cucks. Rob Roy. So it's tie at 600. That was, what? That's what happens. Oh, took a fuck. I only kick in for the high ones, man. I don't fuck the 200.

Listen to my answer. Also a drink for 800. This is a serious match. Oh, man. This is a good, come on. We can't do an 800 question. Come on, brain. Let's go to a different category.

No, we're doing 800. Take a flying leap and name this type of reconnaissance plane or insect of the family Acrididia. What is it? B-52. No shit. Did you go to high? What is it? is it b-52 well i already said that bomber it's not a reconnaissance plane no no um what is uh i forget what it's what is a or it's also an insect of the family acro did you know an insect acrid did a i don't know what that means

No, an insect. Acrididae. I don't know what that means. Acrididae. Jumper. Dragon. Grasshopper. Where's the grasshopper? He had it.

He just didn't bring it in. No, no, no, no, no. Pups. What the fuck, man? Ricky. Why do you always want to see him? Making Julian look stupid. You're fucking cheating.

Okay, so that means Ricky's at 1,400. I'm untouchable. You're at 600, but this question's for 1,000. No, we can't do 1,000. Yes, let's go for 1,000. 1,000's too much. Boss, you better not fuck around this time. Okay, this is also a drink.

I don't know the answer to this one. This says, G'day. This wooden weapon can also be a scheme that does injury to its originator. What in the fuck? Yeah. What?

It says, G'day. So they're talking about... G'day. G'day, mate. G'day, mate. This wooden weapon... What is it, Boomerang?

Son of a whore. Fucking suck my ass, Ricky. Ricky. My budget is worth... Fuck it, man. I had it. Fuck you, man. I won.

No, it's not over yet, but you are winning. It is over. It is basically over. You're at $1,600, and you are at $1,400. Bullshit. So a $200 question... I've got more questions right. All you gotta do, Ricky, is punch it.

Is this the ones that... Just do that. I'm not dancing anymore. Come on, let's go. Okay, we need a new category. Fuck's sake. How about band names for 200? Let's do it.

All right. If you get this, you tie it up, Ricky. I need it bad. All boys. Oh, God. This is... You're gonna get it. Get tie it up, Ricky. I need it bad. All boys. Oh, God. You're going to get it. Get your fingers ready. I'm ready.

The name of this Houston trio honors Texas bluesman ZZ Hill. Fuck you. What is ZZ Top? Julian was in first. Bullshit. He's at 1,800. What is ZZ Top, man? Ricky, you can tie it with this $400 question.

A road sign inspired the name of this band from the land down under. I come from the land down under. I know, man. It's not Men at Work. I said I was the other fuck. What is Men at Work? What is Men at Work? Ricky had it.

Oh, yeah. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. Oh. Tied at 1,800. I was cheating, man. That wasn't cheating. He said it meant it work. It should have fucking, time should have been up.

Nope. Okay, I can't get it. Time doesn't matter. Okay. 600. This here, you guys are tied at 1,800. All right. Give it to me, bubs.

Okay. A band name for 600? Debbie Harry had often been called... Who's Blondie? Fucking... Fucking who's Blondie? That was a tie. No, I got an 0 for a so.

I win. Yeah. Julian got that one. I want video. Blondie. So he's at $2,400. You're at $1,800. But, Ricky, this question is for $800.

So you have to tie him right here. Buzz, do the $600 one. Yeah. Bullshit. See, that's the way you should be doing it. I won. I should say $600. Stupid fuck.

No, it's for, you're going to do that category for 800. The buzzer's not working. You could get this one, Ricky. Get your fingers ready. But, Buzz, what I'm saying, if I get the 600... All you got to do is... All right. Okay, ready?

This money-for-nothing group was named... What is Star Streets? Oh, ding-dong, ding-dong, ding-dong. Tied at 2,400. Ricky, Ricky, don't hurt yourself. Fall. Break a toe. Do you want to...

Okay, this could be the all or nothing. This is for all the balls and key... What are we tied right now? You're tied at 2,400. There's one question left and a band name's for 1,000. Bring it. It's one question left and a man names for 1,000. Bring it. It's too hard. Oh, man, I don't even know.

Okay, don't ask. All right, don't ask. You don't know. We definitely don't fucking know. I think I just broke my hip. Good. Fuck. I'm not a good runner.

I was never good at running. Okay, Bob, just give me something here. Okay, this is a tough one. Oh, fuck off then. But, you know, but you should be able to get it. Yeah, and don't help him. The last name adopted by all members of this punk band was an alias used by Paul McCartney.

A punk band who adopted, they all adopted the same last name. Oh, I know what it is. Excuse me. It is fucking... What is Ramone? Holy fuck! Ricky, come in.

I didn't have any help from Bubbles. Did you guys fucking cheat? Are you kidding me? I can't remember. I fucking knew it. I can't remember. I fucking knew it. I can't remember. I might have mouthed the word. No, you did. I'm not going to celebrate as much as I normally would.

You've never even heard of fucking the Ramones before. I might have mouthed that one to him. All right, well, you do another one. Okay, so we'll do one more. Stop fucking around, Bubs. I met one of the Ramones. We'll do one more tiebreaker. He was banged up.

Let's see. We got come to the point, not a nasty. Come to the point. Come to the point. I don't like the sexual categories. Well, we're doing it. It's not sexual, Ricky. For 200.

To North Americans, the sun reaches its vernal point in this month. Oh, fuck, man. What is June? That's what the guy answered, but it was wrong. It was... What's July? No, it was March. You both got it wrong.

What? That's... Fuck. Don't know. See? If a business... This is for 400. If a business invests $10 See? If a business, this is for $400. If a business invests $10,000 in a product,

when it has sold 100 of them at $100 each, it has reached this point. That's easy. $10. What is break even? Oh. Man, I was going to say that. Break even point.

Oh, oh, oh. You fucking starting to piss me off, Ricky. There was no cheating that time. No, didn't need to. That was an easy one, man. So Ricky's at 2,800. Julian's at 2,400. See, he's better at numbers when he's baked than I am.

Not fair. Oh, this one, we can't do this one because it's a visual one. We can see. Okay, I don't even know what this means. This is for 800. This is in the category of come to the point. It says, after four hours of struggle and grit, we've reached this point for the first time. Six to three, six to seven, four to six, 7-5, 5-4, 40-15.

That's a tennis match, man. What is break point? Break point or something like that. It is what is serving for fucking the match. Why do you got to give me these numbers? What is match point? What is match point? You fucking...

Serving for the match. That's what it is. Serving for the match is not... That is the match point. Oh, fucking suck that. Are you kidding me? Ricky is now... No, man.

I got that one. Ricky's now at 4,000. There wasn't much cheating going on in that one either. There was no cheating. You were fucking, I wasn't allowed to finish what I was saying. If you were on Jeopardy, Alex would have said, fuck you, man. I would have punched him in the fucking face. Oh, and you know what?

What? None of yous have been saying what is. I did. Did you? Oh, yeah, man. I've been saying what is. Is that a cat or a monkey? I'm just trying to pick colors and I don't know.

Is it a cat with a bearded chin, maybe? I don't know what it is, Ricky. I'm drunk. Do we want to do a winner takes all, $1,000 question? I'm about to fucking snap here, bubs. Nine letter words for $1,000. Jesus Christ.

Oh, man. No, this one, I don't think either one of you would get this, but you might. Thanks, bubs. An Italian poet who won a 1959 Nobel Prize or a Victor Hugo character. Victor Hugo character? What in the fuck? Okay, I'll give you, this isn't part of the thing, but I'll give you another hint.

He had a humpback. Ostromus. Or no, the hunchback is Notre Dame. That's not nine letters. The hunchback, hunchback. He had a hunchback. This is a guy's name. Oh, his fucking name.

Hey, that one might be too hard. Fuck! That one might be too hard. I'm not even... I can't remember his fucking name. He's not even ringing in. He's the hunchback. Quasimodo.

What is Quasimodo? That got whispered from the off lines. And I got it first. He didn't ring in, bud. So, okay. Well, give us something fucking that we know, man. Okay. How about, since it's a tiebreaker, it doesn't need to be...

Okay. How's this one? Don't be looking. I'm not fucking looking. I can't get it to go. Start this podcast in great fucking... Okay, here's the winner takes all. Start this podcast in great fucking English. Okay, here's the winner takes all.

This noun can precede any of these. Doesn't matter, Ricky. This noun can precede any three of these words. So it could be this. It can precede chair, terrier. What is high? No. Chair?

Now that means I have to finish the question. Oh, no, fair. Bullshit. Yeah. This noun can proceed chair, terrier, or pudding. Fucking Jesus Christ. Chair. Do, do, do, do.

What was it, terrier? Time's over. You got five. So terrier something. Three. Chair something. Two. Put in something.

One. Put, no. No, no, no, no. Time's up. I'm just, what is your fucking clock in this game? Always. In our game. Always.

Well, you got it. What the fuck is he? I was gonna say. He doesn't know. He's dumb. Do you know what it is? Yep. I can't.

I already answered. No, you don't know what it is. Oh, yeah, I know I do. Terrier. Yep. I got it. Okay, this won't win the game, but, Rekky, do you know it? Just get him to say it.

Chair, terrier, or pudding? Really? You can't get it? Pudding? What? There's not a vanilla terrier or a vanilla chair. I thought high was closer. The answer is Yorkshire. Oh. Oh, fuck off. Yorkshire terrier, Yorkshire pudding.

I couldn't remember. I don't, yeah. How many types of pudding do you know? I don't eat fucking pudding. I've never heard of Yorkshire pudding. You rub pudding on yourself. Yeah, you ram it in your ass. Okay, here's another one.

Fucking God, kill me. This is going to be, this could be the fucking tiebreaker right here. This could be the winner takes all. This is a nine letter word from the Latin for make similar. It's an exact duplicate. What the fuck?

Oh, boys, come on. What is a photocopy? From the Latin for make similar. It's an exact duplicate. A reasonable conclusion. Oh reasonable conclusion. Oh, Ricky! What is a conclusion?

Man. No, man. From the Latin to make facsimile. Oh, Julian takes the game! What is facsimile? Julian took it. Yeah! You cheated. He doesn't even know what that word means. Suck it, Ricky.

Way fucking smarter than you at this. I still won because you cheated. No, that was a serious fucking match. That was a crazy match. I'm pissed off. A reasonable conclusion was your downfall, Ricky. Yeah. But it was a reasonable conclusion that you made, so how weird is that? That's too much, bud.

Julian cheated. Who fucking cheated? I don't want to talk to you guys for the rest of the day. Alright, I'm done. I'm gonna go celebrate my winnings. I'm gonna go get drunk. And I'm gonna say cheers to me, cause Ricky sucks. Ricky, don't feel bad. You're getting good, Ricky. Come on, don't feel bad.

You got some big answers in there. You know what, Rick? It wasn't high enough. Rick, you come get drunk with me right now. Nope. I'll buy you a drink. Nope. Fuck work. Come on, Ricky.

Let's go. He's buying drinks. I'll buy you a drink, man. If you're buying, I'm coming. All right. I'm still here. Stuart Buffs just got to say that I am the champ. Bullshit.

Every time we toast, I am the champ. That's all you got to say. You didn't even do a dance. At least I gave the people what they wanted as a champion. You look like a fucking knob dancing around, fucking hurting your hip. He looked great. You should do a dance. At least I gave the people what they wanted as a champion. You look like a fucking knob dancing around, fucking hurting your hip. He looked great. You look like a dick. You don't know how to be a champion.

I'm not doing it, man. Okay, you know what? I forgot. There's a rule in Jeopardy. If you don't do a victory dance, I'm calling a... All right, check this out. Yes! That's a one-arm pull-up.

And that's a finger. Fuck you. Technically, that was a dance. That was a fucking weird one.