Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 165 - Ricky's Church of the Latter Day Bakes

Episode Date: October 15, 2018

The Boys are back from Iceland and are full of the (f**king overpriced) Viking spirit! They discuss Banksy's latest art prank, getting high in a submarine, Hugh Jackman's birthday, and butcher Three Blind Mice. Also: There's a runaway winner on this week's edition of Jeopardy... guess who? Episode 165 is brought to you by the official Trailer Park Boys Store, SwearNet.com (the only place to watch the video of this podcash), Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky, and the Boys' own Freedom 35 lager!

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And a new beer is born Try my new Ricky's Catch 23 malt liquor It's stronger than you are Alright Cheers, bubs Cheers That's quite a fucking All right. Cheers, pups. Cheers. That's quite a fucking something.

What else you got there? I got her in Iceland. Okay, just wait now. It's a little big, though, isn't it? It's not big. Kind of, you know. It's a little too much, man. It's too flashy.

It's a little too aggressive. I think it's... I love it. How many times did you fucking smack this thing in your face? I haven't used it yet. Yeah, when you get drunk... I was saving it for today. When you get drunk, you're gonna... You're gonna...

You're gonna push yourself with that. You're gonna knock yourself out. Oh, I didn't notice that. That's sharp as fuck. That's the mast. You'll be going for stitches. The mast on the Viking ship might get me. Okay, boys, watch this.

I'm officially going to christen it right now. This to start the podcast. Go for it, man. Watch. Oh, man, you got beer on your screen. What? Yeah. Yeah, man.

Okay, now, watch this. Here's the inaugural transfer right there. Did you clean it? I think I did, didn't I? I don't know. Could have some... Maybe I didn't. ...different things lingering on the walls.

Did you do something to it? No, but, you know, it was in a store, so people could have been... You didn't put your bird in it, did you? No, but I bet somebody did. Somebody could have, man. You should have washed it. No Iceland people, no Vikings put your bird in it, did you? No, but I bet somebody did. Somebody could have, man. You should have watched it. No Iceland people, no Vikings put their bird in my stein. Look at that, boys.

No more tits. I'm kind of embarrassed that... Yeah, man. I don't know. You get the bill for that. Cheers, bubs. Cheers. Cheers, bubs.

Back from tour? Fuck yeah, we are. Cheers. Back from tour? Fuck yeah, we are. That is a fucking nice... Are you going to start this intro thing, or...? Yeah, yeah, let me get this going. Put your fancy fucking mug down, please. I just feel like I've been inviting myself now. You're fucking distracting me.

I feel like I could head out to sea and conquer some lands. Showing off a bit, Bubz. Okay, mister. Starting to get on my back. If anybody knows how to show off, it's you. Bubz, can I get this going, please? What the fuck's going on, fuckers? This is the official Trailer Park Boys podcast coming at you right

now. We're back. What episode is it? I have no idea, man. Do you know what day it is? No. No idea. It's Friday, October the 12th, 2000 and... Podcast number 165. Thanks, bubs.

165. It's a good time of year. We got fucking baseball playoffs. Hockey started again. Basketball started again. Football's on. This is a good time of year for sports. We got a fucking Manchester Storm

hockey jersey on that was given to me on tour fucking pretty badass you know what playoff beard going start a hockey season you know what

fuck sports why would you say that nah fuck sports fuck I'm not into all sports, okay? Some sports drive me fucking crazy, but... What sports are you into?

There's money to be made on sports. There's money to be made on lots of things. You just gotta fucking fight through it and, you know, check out the stats every now and then. Throw some money down. What's your favorite sport other than male arm wrestling and male tug of war? That's real funny. Well, what is your favorite sport other than male arm wrestling and male tug-of-war? That's real funny. Well, what is your favorite sport?

Everybody's probably dying to know. I like hockey, man. Oh, you like hockey? Hockey's good. Yeah. And the firefighter games. Firefighter Olympics? No firefighter Olympics.

Fuck. Firefighter Olympics? No Firefighter Olympics. Fuck. The hose run, the ladder climb, the fucking bucket throw. Fuck. Got a piece of popcorn stuck in my throat. One of your heartthrobs was born today.

Who? Who? Hugh Jackman. That's real funny. Is this pick on me day? No, I'm just joking. I didn't mean him. Nancy Kerrigan. Hot. didn't mean him Nancy Kerrigan

Hot there you go. Yeah. Yeah She's gonna fucking whacked in the shit. Oh, she got her legs shot in the back. Wasn't it? What happened to her leg? Is she all right now got bashed in by what's-her-name? What's-her-name? boyfriend Tonya Harding's boyfriend What's her name's boyfriend? Tonya Harding's boyfriend. Remember? He kinda went and got her leg. He was a fucking weird dude. He was a bit of a nightmare.

I thought he was working for some government agency, didn't he? That was the, uh, yeah, that was the bodyguard or whoever the fuck he was. That guy was weird. He was fucked up. He was convinced he was better than an international mover and shaker. Marty McGuire from the Dixie Chicks. Marty McGuire? That's one of the Dixie Chicks?

Who? Marty. I didn't know that. It's a bit of a different name for a chick, isn't it? Marty? I don't know. Marty McFly. That was a chick.

That's what I... That came... Yeah, same thing, man. Oh, it is Hugh Jackman's birthday. He was born in 1968. Yeah, you have a man crush on him. I would have thought he was an older man than that. Well...

That makes him what? He's only 50. He's 50, man. I thought he was a little bit older. He's very distinguished. Gentleman about the town. Like I said... He's in great shape, too, for 50, man. I thought he was a little bit older. He's very distinguished. Gentleman about the town. Like I said, he's in great shape, too, for 50. Wow.

And you've got a man crush on him. I don't have a man crush on him. You never said that? Yes, you do. Not a sexual one, but I do admire the man. I think he's handsome. You think he's handsome? It takes a lot of sacrifices to stay in shape and die.

You can't drink, really, like we do. You can't smoke, like we do. He's a great... It's a pretty shitty life, if you ask me. He's a great actor. Yeah, but you have to... You see him in The Greatest Showman. You have to give up all this to do that. Fuck that.

To be the Wolverine. Clearly, you don't have to give it all up to have the... Yeah, Bob's... Full package. I'm quite comfortable. I would not want to have to eat fucking lettuce all day. You know what I mean? Carrots and shit.

Hugh Jackman does not eat lettuce all fucking day, I'll tell you right now. He likes kebabs. Kebabs. He eats kebabs like crazy. He likes kebabs. That's what the word on the street is anyway. Chicken kebabs? What's the fucking...

There's no Burger King in Australia. What are they called? They call it something else, isn't it? Yes, it was like... I think that name was already taken or something. Charlie's or something, wasn't it? What made you think of that, Ricky? We weren't even talking about Burger King.

I just saw Australia and I was like, fuck. I remember being there. I couldn't get Burger King. No, but it was the exact same place, but it was called like Jack's or Charlie's or something. Remember? Same logo. Same logo.

The burger with the fucking exact same menu. Tell me, man. Exact same menu. I think it was called Jack's. You look it up. Burger King in Australia is called Jack. Kirk Cameron. That weird bastard was born today.

What's his deal, man? What is his deal? Oh, he's, uh. What the fuck is he doing now? Kirk Cameron. That weird bastard was born today. What's his deal, man? What the fuck is he doing now? Kirk Cameron? I believe he's... That was family ties, wasn't it? No, no, no. No, Kirk Cameron was in... Growing Pains. Growing Pains. He's a weird bastard now, I believe.

I believe he's like running a cult or something, isn't he? It's very possible. Or he's ascended to... Hungry Jack's. Hungry Jack's. I knew it was something like that. You're pretty fucking close, bud. Hungry Jack's, but pull up the logo for Hungry Jack's.

Oh, fuck, okay. Go Hungry Jack's images. Yeah, you're right, man. Look at that. Tell me that's not Burger King. That's Burger King right there. That's Hungry Jack's. Do you remember that place, Rick?

No. No, didn't think you would. We ate there almost every fucking day. Pull up Kirk Cameron. See what that weird bastard's doing these days. Yeah, I got to know him. Pretty sure he's running a cult. Pretty sure.

I mean, I don't want to start a rumor about the man, but I think he's doing something. All right, here he is. He's running a church or a cult or something like that, or he thinks he's Jesus, maybe. Coaching a hockey team? Present. That'd be awesome if he was. He's fucking narrating In search of america's national treasure

some fucking show yeah but what are they looking for cult items a christian themed comedy saving christmas he did that 14. oh yeah yeah he's got a ministry there man yeah yeah he's a jesus fella i think evangelist kind of dude, right? Yeah. Wow, okay, we won't get into that. Growing pains. He grew out of those and became a cult leader. I wish you'd do that so we wouldn't have to pay taxes. You wouldn't.

Like you're starting a church. Yeah, that's a good idea, man, actually. I talked to this dude. He did the same thing. No taxes. He invites the boys over to smoke a few J's and have a few drinks. They, you know, talk about some shit. All right, we're doing it.

As soon as we leave here today, we're looking into it. Ricky, you don't pay taxes anyway. Why do you need to run a church? That's... That is a good point, Pops. No, but if I started to make a lot of money...

You're gonna have the exact same thing happening except now you run a church. And you'll get investigated and have to fucking, you know, do your taxes. What would your church be, Ricky? I'm just trying to think about it.

It needs a good name. Church of Weed? Weed Church. Church of Jah? Church of Jah? Ganja. What about the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints? Is that taken?

Bubs, that's taken. The Church of Latter-day Bakes. Church of Lazy Day Bakes. Done. That's it. All right, let's get back to the chat. Jay Jenkins, young Jeezy. The slogan's gonna be, let's get big to talk about God. I bet you could get a lot of people to join that church, Ricky.

Who the fuck was this? Oh, yeah. Young. Young Jeezy. That's old Jeezy's little brother. You know old Jeezy. Yeah. old Jeezy's little brother. You know old Jeezy. Yeah. She was on the Jeffersons. Oh, that was Wheezy.

That was old Wheezy, not old Jeezy. Old Jeezy Jefferson. You've got another whole fucking page. No, this is events. I've got it organized so that there's birthdays on the first page. Events that happened on the second page. Talking about birthdays is fucking cuddling.

Well, what do you want to talk about? Let's talk about your feelings. Here's a big event. Huge event in 1609 on this day. The children's rhyme Three Blind Mice was published in London in 1609 on this day, the children's rhyme Three Blind Mice was published in London, 1609. Changed music forever. Three blind mice, three blind mice.

They all run out of this corner field. They all run out in the cornfield. Oh, fuck, that's not how it goes. I love they got their fucking, they got their tails fucking cut off. They run around the cornfield. They run around the cornfield. Is that seriously? That's not the words of that song.

I don't know the fucking words, but I know the three blind mice part. She shot off their tails with a carving knife. Three blind mice. Shot off their tails with a carving knife. See how they run is the fucking. Three blind mice see how they run is the fucking three blind mice fuck we butchered that one

see how they run you got a good buzz on I do have a good buzz on it was also the three stooges used the three blind mice a lot 1900 the first modern submarine is commissioned by the U.S. Navy

as the USS Holland, named for its designer John Philip Holland. First submarine. How could they have one way back then? I couldn't even build one now. Like, that's fucking crazy. Well, it wasn't one guy building it. It was the U.S. Navy. What would they make it out of, like a big log and just hollow it out?

No, it was a metal submarine. They had metal in the 1900s. The 1900s. They didn't have welders, though, did they? Torches and shit? Screws? Rivets. Yes, they had welders and rivets and soldering and all that stuff.

So I didn't know the boat was invented back then. Rivets. The boat? The boat's been around, like, it's been forever, Vic. The boat? For as long as fucking people have been cruising around. Ricky, look at this Viking thing here. See that?

What's that? No, I know, but that couldn't go underwater. No, it could, but it wouldn't come back up. It's hard to get something to float just underwater. Well, yes, you gotta know your ballast and your pressures and your upsie-downsie. Or you sink the cocksucker and that's the end of her. Not a good thing to be stuck on. Have you ever been in a submarine?

Once. Where? I don't remember. West Edmonton Mall. Me and you got in one. Did we? Yes, we did. Oh, come on. I wasn't there. Because you were in the lingerie department hitting on ladies. That was actually a compliment. You were at the, um, what's it called? Ardine? No. Victoria's Secrets. What's the other one? LaCenza.

You were at the LaCenza pretending you worked there talking to the ladies. Me and Ricky were high in the submarine. Remember, Ricky, you grabbed the controls and fucking crashed it into the wall? No, but that sounds awesome. Yeah, we were down there and you were, the people were watching

from the lower floor. Pops, I wasn't at the fucking LaCenza. And you were going, fuck yourselves! See, we almost, Pops, we almost need cameras to follow us around and, like, film everything. We have that. Sometimes.

Fuck, there's a lot of shit we've done today. I was buying some shit. That's when I was seeing that, what's her face? Fucking, we're getting drunk tonight, boys. This is the day Alcatraz became a prison. Alcatraz becomes a federal prison unofficially in 1933. I fucking wish I would have got to go there. Never got to see it.

Oh, and look, on the same day, George Francis Burns, a.k.a. Machine Gun Kelly, was sentenced to life in prison, same day that Alcatraz. Well, they're out now. Coincidence? I think not. I heard one of her songs on the radio the other day, so she obviously is out.

Hmm. Ricky. Don Dillinger escapes from jail in Allen County. Don Dillinger? Who's that? John Dillinger's brother? Lot of crime happened on this day in 1933.

Dillinger escaped from jail in Allen County, Ohio. Machine Gun Kelly went to prison and Alcatraz became a prison. This is like a big day for you. In 78, Sid Vicious was charged with murder of girlfriend Nancy. Oh, Jesus. Sid and Nancy. They were all... More crime. They were banged up. They were banged up. They were banged up with the heroin and whatnot.

Jimi Hendrix Experience forms with Jimi Hendrix. Yeah. Noel Redding and Mitch Mitchell. They all formed the Jimi Hendrix Experience. 1966 on this day. We could have called up Eddie Kramer today and got him to tell us a story. Jimi Hendrix story.

That's about it. 1979, Boston Celtics guard Chris Ford scores first three-point basket in NBA history. Well, is that really? Was that a big deal? It also marked the debut of Larry Bird. Yeah. Yeah. You hope to hell that he had a big little set of tools in his toolbox, eh?

With a name like that, it would suck to have this little shriveled up... Micropene? Mm. Larry Bird. Ricky. That's what I fucked up to think about, man. It's Larry Bird. Do you think he had a big unit on him?

I don't know, man. As if you never thought about it. I bet if you watched some old footage, didn't they have really tight shorts back then? You could probably tell. I want you to look it up, Bob. Punch have really tight shorts back then? You could probably tell. I want you to look it up, Bob. I want you to look it up.

I'm not typing in Larry Bird's cock in tight shorts. You seem to be awfully interested in Larry Bird's fucking bird. I'm not. 1987, George Harrison releases, I got my mindset on you. I got my mindset on you. I thought that was the traveling motherfuckers. No, that was George Harrison. Yeah, it sounds like that.

And it's gonna take money. A whole lot of spending money. It's gonna take back the money. Yeah, I thought that was the Wilkers. To do it right, child. It's gonna take a time. A whole lot of pieces of time Have another drink, then.

Yeah, man, fill her up again, bud. I seem to get more drunk out of my Stein. Because it's a fucking two liters of booze, man. And you're guzzling it. You can drink out of the Stein quicker. Yeah, and you'll get pretty fucked up. Ah, fuck! I almost had a really good expression there

But I went off the tracks George Harrison I got my mind set on you Okay, alright, that was lots of fun, guys Goodbye Lots of fun I noticed on the comments There's a lot of people saying

Ricky's way smarter than you at Jeopardy Oh, fuck Is that what people are saying. I think we should. Is that what people are saying? I think we've proven that quite a few times. People are saying it. Just quite a few times? What the fuck are you talking about?

He whooped your ass. He gets one answer right. He whooped a can of whoop-ass on you. All right, you know what? I watched Jeopardy the other night just to check it out again. And if he doesn't fucking say, start it off,

answer over the question, like what is or why is or who is, he's done. You lose. Right there. Gone. Yeah? Well, he doesn't do it, man. Oh, yeah, I know. I've done it every time. No, you don't, man. I'm just saying, there's no fucking around now when we play.

You got to play by the fucking rules. Are we going to maybe, we should have a match, should we? Fucking, yeah. If Mo ever did this, I'd be not happy. Do you have other things planned, Ricky? This little kid in Utah shredded a thousand dollars cash,

his parents' cash they were saving up. Shredded it how? Put it in a fucking shredder. Wow. They couldn't find their thousand sixty bucks. You know what the lesson is?

The mother found it in the fucking shredder. Don't be stupid. Did they tape it back together? Fuck no. It was like shredded to fuck. Speaking of shredding stuff, did you see what that Banksy guy did? Who?

Banksy? Oh, yeah. That fucking, that Banksy. The artist? Do you know who that is, Ricky? Do you really need to ask me that question? Why? Why would the fuck

would I know who Banksy is? Mm-hmm. What is an artist of? Like a painter? He's an artist. Like he does, yes. He does paintings and stuff.

Okay. So he paints this painting. Girl with the red balloon or whatever and it's just this girl. And she's standing there holding the red balloon. Yeah.

And it's in a big frame. Mm-hmm. And it goes to the big auction house in London, Sotheby's. Sotheby's to auction. Yeah. They get auctioned. Ah, the Banksy painting. Oh, 200,000.

Do we have three? He gets her up. I think it was like 1.4 million. What the fuck? They get it sold, and he goes, sold to that fella. And he hits the thing. And as soon as he hits it, the painting that's in the frame goes, and shreds itself out the bottom of the frame.

He fucked them. The artist built a fucking shredder inside the frame and shredded the cocksucker. They only shredded it halfway. Do you think that was on purpose or do you think the thing broke down? I know. The battery died. I think it was on purpose.

Maybe it's worth more now. It is. It's worth four times as much just because it got shredded. What's the name of it? All that attention, man. Shredded? Well, I think it's...

Shredder? No. I think it's still called the girl with the balloon. It just happens to be cut in half now. So it should be called half of the girl with the red balloon. There's a video of it. Actually, I bet you when people are watching this,

I bet you they just saw the video because I bet you Chipper put it in there as B-roll. What the fuck is that thing? What? It's a helicopter. Big fucking helicopter sucker. Holy shit. What's he helicopter. Big fucking helicopter, sucker. Holy shit. What's he landing on the fucking roof?

Fuck off. Hopefully they're not looking for our fields. No, that's a medical helicopter, Rick. He's going to the hospital. Bubbs, do you know what moose shit looks like? I sure do. Think you could collect some? I had it on my chest before.

You had it on your chest? Yes, the time, remember I passed out in the woods and a moose shit on me? Okay. Okay, this is what I want you to do. Go to the woods. I think that was Jacob. That was Jacob. It better not have been Jacob. It was a moose.

I know it was a moose. I looked it up. It wasn't Jacob. Jacob couldn't shit that much if he fucking ate a... Anyway, moose shit, okay? Collect it. People are making these crap things out of it. Yeah.

Making lots of money. They're selling like hotcakes. So what? This isn't me. We do it. Can you collect some moose shit and some leaves and stuff? I'm not collecting moose shit. Wouldn't it still smell like shit?

I don't know, man. You put fucking lacquer on it or something. I'm not lacquering up moose shit so you can make a few bucks. You get like 50 bucks for one of these things. It's free. Well, you collect moose shit then. I've got other things. I've got to find out where I can sell them.

Why would I collect your moose shit? Because you'll get a percentage, bubs. Nope. It's not fucking rocket science here. No, thank you. All right, I'm done with stories right now. Let's get this gig going. It's not fucking rocket science here. No, thank you. All right, I'm done with stories right now. Let's get this game going. There was a big bird brawl over in, I don't know, somewhere.

Bird brawl? Yeah, this pair of gay penguins, they kidnapped a little chick. They thought nobody was looking after her, but the parents had just gone for a little swim. Parents came back and said, no, no, no, fuck you. What kind of penguins? Gay. Gay penguins?

A pair of gay penguins stole a chick. Stole a chick. Well, they couldn't have a chick, right? A chick? A penguin chick or a chicken chick? Yeah, a fucking baby penguin, man. How do they know they're gay? Well, they're fucking banging each other.

Yeah, how do you know people are gay? You know? Same thing in the animal kingdom, I guess. Well, maybe they were just buddies. No. No, I think it's gone further than that. They probably started off as friends. And then they took it to the next level.

The penguin's dead. I'm just guessing. These headlines said a pair of gay penguins kidnapped a chick. Penguin chick. There would be only one way to prove that that penguin's gay. It would have to go over and bang his buddy. Doesn't prove anything. Which is okay. He can do what he wants.

Well, he wouldn't have to bang, but, you know. Well, they're... How else? that doesn't prove that he's gay. Will the French kiss each other? Yeah, they could do that. Oh, man. Relieve each other in other ways? How, Ricky? They can't jerk each other off with their wings.

You could if you put both wings together. I don't know. Who cares? They're fucking gay. It doesn't matter how they... I don't know. Who cares? They're fucking gay. It doesn't matter how they... I don't believe that they know that they're gay. And I don't believe in Jack and each other at all. Anyway, they stole this chick.

The parents came back, and it was a fucking crazy fight. You can watch it. There's a video of it. Between the two penguins. Four penguins. I think it's somebody trying to blame it on the gay community. Yeah, that's fucked up. That's what I think.

I think it's just regular penguins. And somebody was like you know what let's say they were gay get everybody up in arms against the gay community i felt bad for them because they should be able to have a check why not something sounds fishy to me there ricky unless they saw them winging each other then yeah, if they're winging each other, they keep doing it. Becomes a thing then. But I think they're just banging. I don't even think that proved anything.

I think birds are... I'm pretty sure that these penguins are famously gay. Oh, they're famously gay. What the fuck does that mean? They have an Instagram account and they drive around in a limousine they're famously gay i'm pretty sure it's well known i don't know watch the fucking video you guys gotta get caught up in your penguin politics my gay penguin news that's fucked what else you got there's lots of other gay was that out of a newspaper called The Onion by any chance?

I don't fucking know, but it's true. There's a video. There's birds that get drunk. Yeah, in Minnesota. I was just going to talk about that. They're eating these fermented berries. We're going to Minnesota. And they're fucking getting drunk.

Holy fuck. Are we going to Minnesota on the Christmas tour? Yes. Oh, we're going berry picking, boys. Why? To get, so we can eat these fucking things. Wasted. These fermented berries, because of the fucking changing weather or something,

these berries are becoming fermented and the birds are eating them. And they're fucking flying into windows and cars. Cars and fucking hobbling along and falling down all fucked up. Tripping like crazy. We're not doing that. Look at this, boys. It's bullshit, though. They're allowed to drink and fly and do whatever the fuck they want. doing that. Look at this, boys. It's bullshit, though. They're allowed to drink and fly

and do whatever the fuck they want. This is fucking fate right here, boys. I just randomly pulled up a Jeopardy board. Guess what one of the categories is. Why? Iceland. Iceland. You know what?

If you ever plan on living in Iceland, you gotta know how to fucking make your own booze because it's way too expensive there. How much is it for a drink there? It was a lot I went to the bar after the fucking thing And I ordered three double drinks Double vodka

Double rum and coke Double jack And double rum 180 bucks That's a Canadian right? US 180 US for three doubles and double rum, 180 bucks. That's a Canadian, right? U.S. That's U.S. 180 U.S. for three doubles.

Yeah, fuck that. That was fucking crazy. You know what? Maybe more people would go there if they lowered the prices of the booze. Like, seriously. And how much was weed, Ricky? I'd love to go.

I'd love the place. $60 U.S. A gram. I think so. Or 40 anyway. Bubs, I ordered a fucking pizza and a little cheese fingers on the side. 60 bucks.

Yeah, that's out of control. The fucking people there were awesome, though. Holy fuck, they were friendly. The people are awesome. Everybody was hugging us. The place is cool. Very friendly. That big Viking guy, remember, he pecked me right off the ground?

Yeah. He was about seven feet tall. He hugged me, and I was just... Almost broke your back. He almost snapped my spine like a twig. He fucking loved you, man. Yeah. So Iceland is a category, fruits and vegetables.

That's kind of mean, isn't it? Classic sitcoms. What do you mean it's kind of mean? English usage, times man of the year, and ends in ick. Like what? Brick? Brick. That's a ick. Okay. Like what? Brick? Brick. That's a good one.

Dick ends in ick. Slick. Okay, so who gets first? Pick a number between one and a hundred. 99. 87. 99. He got it right on because he knows I like Wayne Gretzky.

How come you got the call first? Well, he just called it out. It's 50-50. No, it's not 50-50 at all, Ricky. It's one in a hundred, actually, for the chance. Let's not get into this again. Just get it going. Okay, Ricky, pick your category.

Easiest one, please, Alex, for the easiest amount. Well, for you, I would say classic sitcoms. I mean, who watch more sitcoms than us? Fuck, we'll try it. Classic sitcoms for a hundred. Oh, as soon as I say the guy's name, you're going to be ready to ring in. Carol O'Connor, star of this classic. What is Archie Bunker?

All in the family. All in the family. What is all in the family? That's is Archie Bunker? All in the family. All in the family. What is all in the family? You said, who is Archie Bunker? Then you said all in the family, which doesn't count. He said, what is all in the family? Carol O'Connor's all in the family. No, you said, who is Carol O'Connor?

And then you said all in the family. Archie Bunker. I. Archie Bunker. I said Archie Bunker. Or Archie Bunker, I mean. All right. Okay, you want to play that way, do you? No, I'm just being very by the rules. We'll see.

Ricky's leading by 100. Classic sitcoms for 200. Oh, shit. Okay. He played Tony on Taxi. Who is Tony Danza? He's rung in first. Who is Tony Danza? He's rung in first. Who is Tony Danza? Are you fucking kidding me?

Ricky. Are you kidding me? He rang in first. That was a tie. It was ding-dong. And you were looking right at him, man. I'm playing. This game is easy.

All right. Let's go. Look, we're playing by the rules. Next one. You want to cheat, then you win. Do something a little harder, man. Words that end in ick. Words that end in ick for 100? Fuck.

OK. It's used to measure three feet. Julian's in first. It's a fucking, uh, uh, meter st is meters what is a fucking meter stick yardstick or what the fuck shit he said no he said what is a meter stick what is a yardstick ricky's got it for a hundred yardstick man i was still thinking i didn't lock in my fucking answer you said what is a meter stick and then he's just blurted out yardstick he said what is a yardstick that's ricky is at 400 now this game's easy i want one for 400. well he gets to

peck because he's leading all right go for something for 600. the other categories are times man of the year english usage let's go with that for 200. Times Man of the Year. Oh, man. For 200. This Soviet leader was Times Man of the Year for 87 and Ah of the Decade in 89. Who is Gorbachev? Oh, my goodness.

How the fuck did you know that? Because he had that thing. He's got it. How the fuck did you know that? This is bullshit that thing. He's got it! How the fuck did you know that? This is bullshit. I liked him. Who is Gorbachev? Do you even know who the fuck he is?

He's the guy that ran the whole show. He has that thing on his head. Correct. He had the thing in Saturday Night Live. Used to make fun of him all the time. That's how Ricky knows him. He was smart as fuck. He was good with the country.

So Ricky is leading now for 600. He's got every question right. This is so easy. I'm going to let you pick. This is some fucking cheating going on. Okay, Julian, he's going to let you pick. Iceland, fruits and vegetables, classic sitcoms. Iceland, let's go there.

Just because I like it. Go for it. Iceland, for how much? A couple hundred. 600. Iceland for 500 is the highest. It's a double or nothing. Oh, and you're gonna get it. Everybody knows it. Are you kidding me?

Oh, fuck. It's gonna be who rings in first. Are you ready? This capital city... Ricky's in first. No, no, no, no. What is Rigevik? I mean, fuck off. He's got it for 500.

I like how you picked this thing up and said, oh, look, I just happened to put it on this. He said 1,100. You guys set this shit up. It was the first time he pronounced it right ever. We were just there. But you never fucking said it right. After I got 45 people to correct me, I finally got it. I probably didn't say it right, but I don't know.

This is fucking bullshit, man. Ricky, pick another category. Or another question. Could be Iceland again. Yeah, you know the answers to all of them. Let's go to Iceland again. For 400? All right, done.

I don't think any of you are going to get this, but get ready. The only land mammal native to Iceland is the arctic type of this volpine animal. What kind of animal? Volpine. Volpine. Oh, fuck. Oh, I'm going to throw one out there. What is a puffin? Incorrect.

It's a land animal? It's a land mammal. I fucking knew this, man. It's a land mammal. Listen to the question, Ricky. A land mammal. Native to Iceland is the Arctic type of this. So it's an Arctic. What is an Arctic wolf? Incorrect.

What is an Arctic polar bear? Incorrect. What the... What is a horse? Incorrect. What is a bear? Incorrect. What is a bear? Incorrect. What is a fox?

Bingo! I was just gonna say that. Holy fuck, Ricky is at- I thought the Arctic Fox was from Canada. Ricky, Ricky's at 1,500. Julian's at zero. He is making you look really bad. I thought a fox was from Canada, man.

No, it's... He gets it right and has no fucking idea anything about it, man. Iceland for 300. Icelandic people like to eat skier,

which is similar to this fermented dairy product. Skier. We saw it on the airplane. What is yogurt? Oh, baby. Yogurt!

1800. So you're picking things that you know that I don't like, and he ate the yogurt. I ate one on the plane. We saw it on the airplane. I know, and I didn't because I fucking ate yogurt. On Iceland Air, we were saying, what is this? It's Skier. Skier.

God. All right, just pick something else that we don't know about. What day is this? October 12th. I'm going to remember this day forever. Iceland for 200. Iceland is one of the few countries that lack this form of transportation. Freight is moved by trucks.

Ricky's in first. What is a train? Oh, my God. Fucking Jesus. Or a rail. Trains! Railroads! Oh, my God.

This is how I've been set up. You fucking set me up. What are you at, Ricky? I don't even... I lost count. Thanks, Bubs. It hasn't been set up. You fucking set me up. What are you at, Ricky? I don't even, I lost count. Thanks, bubs. It's like 2,000. You'll get it, man.

Okay, listen. Classic sitcoms for 500. This is fucking, this is not happening right now. This is a tough one. 500. You could almost redeem yourself. Here, with this one, Julian. Let's triple this one up.

Huh? You want to do that? You want to go for 1,500, Ricky? Let's go for 1,500. Come on, now. No, man. There's something fucking going on with this game today. I'm not going to get into it, but 1,500.

I think, you know what, Ricky? I to get into it, but $1,500. You know what, Ricky? I think you could get it. Oh, no, no. You just changed it. No, I didn't. I think you could get it. I don't know, though.

This is going pretty deep in the sitcom world. All right. Let's do it, man. This is sitcoms for $1,500. $1,500. This is ridiculous. Alex. Cheating.

Ready? Get ready. Alex. Hand on the buzzer, man. Get the fucking hand off the buzzer. Let's go. Alice Nelson was this family's housekeeper. Julian's in. What is the Parchers family's housekeeper. Julian's in. What is the Percher's family?

Incorrect! What? I can't, I know who it is. No, no, don't you look at him. Don't you fucking look at him. Didn't look at him. What's the question? Who are the Brady Bunch?

The Bra- He's got it! Fuck! Cricket goes to 3,000. I hated the fucking Brady Bunch. The Brahim! He's got it! Fuck! Cricket goes to 3,000. I hated the fucking Brady Bunch. I did too. I think you should just throw in the towel, bud. I'm done.

You got decimated. Yeah, you cheated. You didn't get one. I did not cheat! Do we have anything else you want to talk about, Julian? No, I've been set up, man. After you got decimated. Fucking Brady Punch.

Fuck the Brady Punch. You know, sometimes you just have a bad day. Well, today's that day, let me tell you. Sometimes you have a really good day. Sometimes you cheat like a motherfucker. I didn't cheat on every question. The Facts of Life was a spin-off from this Gary Coleman series. Oh, what the fuck?

Ricky's in. Who is the different strokes? Oh, Ricky, I mean, you might as well just give up. What is different strokes? Yeah, he's got it. What is different strokes? I answered it right. Well, he did too.

1,500. He did too. He said who. Who is the different strokes? No, he didn't say who is the different. He said who is different strokes. Okay,? No, he didn't say who is the different. He said who is the different strokes. Okay, so he beat you 3,000 to 100 then. Okay.

That was worth fucking 1,500. You guys are decimated. I'm sorry, Julian. I didn't mean to make you look like that. What do you guys want to do for the rest of the day? Let's go to the casino. Let's keep filling my stein. Get great out of her.

Go to the casino. You guys have fun, okay? We can memorize another little fucking jeopardy. Mr. Sore Loser. I'm not a sore loser. I'm just going to get drunk. Mr. Sore Loser. That was impressive, Ricky.

You were in the zone. Whatever you smoked... I got some of those. Whatever you smoked, you've got to remember to smoke that. Okay. I did help you a little bit. Yeah, thanks for the help. Well, you know, you need a bit of an advantage because you're not quite as smart.

All right. I feel smart today. All right. Oh. Okay, tune in next week. When I don't have fuck clue what's gonna happen. But there will be liquor.