Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 166 - Make Weed Illegal Again

Episode Date: October 22, 2018

"Make weed illegal again!" Alfonso Ramirez, aka Ricky, struggles with the new reality of legal weed in his neck of the woods and fears the worst... Is he out of work, or can the Boys come up with a plan? Episode 166 is brought to you by the official Trailer Park Boys Store, SwearNet.com (the only place to watch the video of this podcash), Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky, and the Boys' own Freedom 35 lager!

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And a new beer is born. Try my new Ricky's Catch-23 malt liquor. It's stronger than you are. I'll do it. I just can't be me. So I'm not that guy. I'm just a different guy, right? Ricky. Just don't, you know, just don't say who I am. So what's your name then now? Uh, Alfonso... Ramirez.

I'm not calling you Alfonso Ramirez. I can't be a part of this, man. I can't do it. Well, that was two fucking days ago. Now I'm a criminal. Everything's illegal I do now. It's great. You don't think anybody knows who it is?

I'm not who you thought I was. Hmm. This is not good. I mean, everyone's happy. happy You know weed's legal now Yeah yeah yeah But you know People like me It's not really a good thing

The laws are fucking More strict now Like Now I can go to jail For a long time For all this shit So Apparently you can have

Four plants So thank you boys What four of these are mine I No Ricky I don't want Four are mine Yeah I don't want... Four are mine? Yeah. I don't want any further. It's legal.

I know it's legal, but... Well, if they're my plants, then they're my fucking plants, and I get the cash money for them. You know what? I don't even care. I'm not afraid. I'm gonna put these right in my window and hope the fucking... they come and say, you're going to jail, bud. Why would you go to fucking jail?

Because I gotta make a stand for people like me. But you just said they're legal. I'm going to run for government, and I bet people will vote for me. Make we illegal again. There, that should be your campaign poster, right there. Black mask on your face. You don't trust me. I don't understand what he's...

What are you talking about, man? You want it to be fucking illegal again? Well, it's going to be hard for me to make a lot of money now, isn't it? You've got to be careful. Okay, look. It's great. I mean, you can possess... Well, just do what you're doing here, but fucking put it out of the people's trailers.

Listen. And you can't drive high? What the fuck? Look. Sorry. Can you just let me crack my beer to get this started? Oh, yeah. In she goes to the Steiner.

I'll give you 50%, or you give me 50% of whatever you make, and I'll fucking make it work for you. I'm getting more than 50. If I'm housing four weed plants, then I'm getting either the weed or the money for them. You'll get 25%, Ricky. If I get every trail in the park growing four plants and try to get a pound per plant,

but see, then it's legal. You can only have 150 fucking grams at a time. You can't even grow four plants and get that little amount of weed unless you're an idiot. Well, fucking honest people like Marguerite to put some plants in her trail. Then they're going to have more than 150 grams.

So we're going to have to... This is fucked, boys. Oh, this is a huge problem. to put some plants in her tree. They're gonna have more than 150 grams, so we're gonna have to... This is fucked, boys. Oh, this is a huge problem. I haven't slept in two days. You were sleeping about an hour ago. That was just a nap. Well... Fuck's sakes. This is... I don't know, boys.

Ricky, it can all be worked out, trust me. Life's throwing me a turnball. All right, well, cheer the fuck up. Let's get this going. Can we start this fucking thing? I already did. Did we start it? It's not officially started. No, officially started. My name is Alfonso. Come and get me. That's not the official

start, and... What's up, fuckers? This is the official Trailer Park Boys podcast coming at you right now this is episode what fucking episode is it 166 166 and that really doesn't matter over 19th we're two days into legalized now ricky's going to what it's just a wake-up call. Like, fuck. Real world shit. Not that I'm him, but if I was, I'd be fucking feeling the pain of it all. And he can't buy good hash.

I can't do this, man, with you doing this. It's so fucked. Think about what you're doing. Who, me? Ricky, you can't do this. You're the Alphonse fucking... Ramirez. Ramirez. And you're not Mexican or Spanish.

Just because you've got this bandana thing around your face. Like, come on. That's facial hair. This is what I look like. Come and get me. This is facial hair. Yep. It grows right over your lips and everything.

It's thick, thick stuff. You sound a lot like my friend Ricky. Oh, yeah? Is he a good fella? No, he's dickweed. He's really, really stupid. I heard he's awesome. No, he's all right.

He's got a little tiny wiener. I heard he's been really high. Hung like a light switch. What, like three feet off the ground or whatever it is okay let's get this going welcome hope everybody's high in canada really happy for you fucking jesus i I know I'm hot off illegal shit. I'm fine, though. I'm pretty fucking happy it's legal, okay? I gotta say, it's got some downfalls and shit, but I'm happy.

It was enjoyable to sit out in the yard and smoke a joint, waving at the police. I've been smoking quite a bit, and I'm pretty happy. But I gotta tell you, man, you totally brought me down. I can't wait to actually go to an airport, ready to get security, and just haul out 30 grams and go plunk. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's right. Wait 30 grams.

Deal with it. Well, they're not going to be standoffish, Ricky. They're going to be like, okay, there's your 30 grams that you're allowed to have. I'm not going to say, look at it. Just take a look at it, smell it. They're not going to do like, okay, there's your 30 grams that you're allowed to have. I'm going to say, look at it. Just take a look at it. Smell it. They're not going to do that, Ricky, because it's legal. That's like fucking throwing

down a bottle of shampoo and go, look at that. There's my shampoo, bitches. Yeah, you don't have to get into that shit. Smell my shampoo. And don't be a dick that gets on the plane and opens up the bag of skunk weed and just fucking stinks the plane up. You don't have to be a dick that gets on the plane and opens up the bag of skunk weed and just fucking stinks the plane up. You don't have to be a dick and do that.

Smell that? That's illegal weed. See, you know what? He's going to be a nightmare next time we fly. You're fucking right I am. We get pulled over. Can I see your license, sir? I'll go to reach for it. I'll pull a 30 grand. Oh, fuck. Sorry about that. He's going to get caught.

Put that back in there. All right, you go for it, man. It's legal. Fuck it. You are going to be a fucking nightmare, aren't you? I'm going to go to City Hall and go up in the bleachers and drop 30 grams off the balconies. Oh, fuck.

Sorry, guys. Can you pass that back up? Dropped my 30 grams there. I'd actually like to see that. That'd be pretty funny. That would be. We should shoot a new show. Ricky's just going around the city

dropping his weed everywhere. 30 grams everywhere. Let's shoot it, man. Go to the library. You see a library card? Yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

My 30 grams came out of my pocket. Yeah. Go to Burger King. Get fucking Whopper. Oops. Fuck, I can't find my money here. I just got to set this down here for a second. 30 grams.

Yeah, I smell that. It's nice. Yeah, this is pretty cool. I think we should make that show. I'd watch it. And what's the show called? 30 Grams. 30 Grams.

That's a good show. I like that. We'll have to tell him. It's on it. Let's get on it. We'll have to tell that Ricky guy about it. We'll have to tell Ricky about it. on it. Let's get on it. We'll have to tell that Ricky guy about it. We'll have to tell Ricky about it. Yes, Alfonso, we will.

Even if we make, you know what? Let's make a little Instagram show. All right. Hashtag 30 grams. Hashtag 30 grams. That'll be a way to make a money off that. Okay, so listen to this. Listen.

You know what's a coincidence? Well, I mean, it's not today. Like, his listen to this. You know what's a coincidence? Well, I mean, it's not... It's not today. Like, his birthday's today. Peter Tosh was born. Oh, no way. Today. I think that's very fitting. Johnny, be good... today. Yeah.

Yeah. We should have some Johnny. What are you talking about? I don't know. I think it could be him. Let me see. Beef Todd. From Bob Marley and the Wailers. Go, Johnny. Oh, fuck.

I can't continue to smoke this fucking piece, Ricky. We have to. It's legal. I know, but it just... It's because it's legal, Ricky. Remember 15 years ago, people would look at us and go, oh, fuck, those guys are smoking drugs. Now it's like, fuck yourself.

Yeah, we are. It's legal. Fuck. Fuck heads. Why? Are these fucking plants okay, man? They like to grow towards sun. I know, but does there are bugs or anything on them? They like to grow towards muscles.

The gravity from your muscles is hauling them in. Your muscles have their own... atmosphere. Your muscles are like tied. Just don't hurt them. Something bit ya? There's fucking spiders or something on these plants, man. There could be just some ladybugs, probably.

No, that wasn't a ladybite, bugbite. I don't think they could fucking bite like that. God, sucker. You wouldn't know what bite if it bit you in the ass. Could be an earwig. Great. Maybe an earwig got you with his pinchers. Some of those are very poisonous.

Earwigs? No, they're not. That's what the old man taught me. Well, he was wrong once again. They can go into your ear, raise a family, and then the eggs go to your brain and kill you. An earwig. That's what Ray told you.

Yeah, that's where they get their name. No. Incorrect. Not true, man. Earwigs do not try to get in your ears. Why would they call them that then do they have big ears yeah because their arse and tail pinchers are shaped like an ear that's why well all right watch this boys watch. I've been working on this.

I can do it every time now. Watch this. That was really bad. No, I can do it every time. Watch. Okay. That's three misses. Paul.

Don't ever point a gun at me. I don't care. It's blocked off. Yeah, until something comes whistling out of it. Peter Todd was born today, boys. Awesome. Guess who else? Who else got born today?

John Lethgow. Oh, I like him. One of the best actors. Who is he again? John Lethgow. I know, I know, I like him. He can do the comedy, you know, Third Rock from the Sun. Oh, yeah, I know who we're talking about.

But he can also, what? Harry and the Hendersons. Harry and the Hendersons with the big dirty Sam Squanch. Is he the Sam Squanch? No, he was Harry. Or he was the Henderson. Yeah, he was the dad. So he can do the comedy, but he can do the acting.

He's good. He's a serious actor, too. He played Winston Churchill, didn't he? Or no, he played, um, what's his name? You know. Wasn't he in, uh, Cliffhanger? Cliffhanger? Stallone? Was he?

He was in that movie with Denzel where he played the crazy killer that remember they find the tape and he's right in the bedroom with the axe, smiling? Hee hee hee hee hee? He was a scary guy, that one. He was in Dexter. Yes, he was. Remember he was in Dexter?

He plays a great psycho. But he's also funny. That's the type of actor I like. Man crushable? Triple threat. No, he's not very good looking. As far as? You know, he's not very good looking. As far as? You know, he's no...

He's no... Julian. What? Huh? He's no Julian. Trey Parker. 1969. Born today. Nice. Trey Parker, huh?

Do you know who that is? Yeah. Who? The animator guy. Animator guy? Well, you know, Trey Parker, the fucking South Park. South Park. One of the craziest shows ever made.

I've watched that show in eons, man. It's brilliant. It's good, though, eh? Well, I'll tell you why. They write the cocksucker on Monday. Mm-hmm. Write it on Monday and animate it and edit it and put it on the air on Friday. That's fucked up.

There's nobody else that can do that because it's too complicated to make animation, but they've got it down to, you know, they've got the little figures. Corey wanted to make that show north of South Park. Yeah, but Corey's not that smart. He said he could draw it. Corey could? Yeah, he showed me some drawings that were actually pretty good.

Yeah, well, okay. He drew, he drew, drew, pretty good. Yeah, well, okay. He drew, he drew, he drew, he drew us as little circle guys with feet. Cory did. Yeah. You looked a bit like a chicken. You look like a what? Bubbles looked a bit like a chicken.

I don't want to look like a fucking chicken. I'm gonna check that out. Anybody else got a warrant? Two boxer related people, which I found kind of curious. Mike Stinson? One was born in 1952. One was born in 1962. Floyd Mayweather Sr.

Oh, yeah. In 1962, Evander Holyfield. Holy fuck. Holyfield. Yep. Evander Holyfield. Evander Holyfuck. Good boxers,field. Vander Holyfuck. Good boxers, man.

Both good boxers. Well, I don't know. Was Floyd Mayweather Sr.? He's a coach. He's a trainer, man. Was he? Does he keep the same birthday, though, even after the incident? Does he what?

Keep the same birthday even after the incident. Who? Or did that alter everything? Because his body wouldn't be the same as it was when he got born. Who, Evander Holyfield? Yeah. No, his birthday's always 19... the same day. He's always born in 1962.

You mean because his ear got bit off? Yeah, Tyson ate his ear. He didn't eat it, Ricky. Well, there's reports that some of it was consumed. I don't think so. No, man, he didn't eat it, Ricky. Well, there's reports that some of it was consumed. I don't think so. No, it didn't eat the fucking air. He didn't eat any part of it, I don't think. He just, I mean, he didn't fucking have it for lunch, Ricky,

with sauces and stuff. One of the fellas in jail, he had it on slow motion, and it kind of looked like he took a little bite and swallowed it, and then he took a bigger bite, and then he didn't like the taste of that, so he spit that part out. So he took two bites. He took two bites.

It's hard to tell. I mean, it was pretty blurry footage, but I think there was weight to the story. I don't think he ate two bites, Randy. No, he gnawed on him. Yeah. Spit it out, man. What do you mean Evander Holyfield's birthday is different now?

Somebody was talking about that in jail, too, and we were quite high at the time, but they thought maybe something would be changed about him then. I couldn't remember his birthday. Because he wasn't born the... He was born with two ears, and now that he only has one, his birthday has been altered. Maybe it wasn't his birthday.

It was something anyway. I forget. So he's born again. You can have born-again Christians or born-again ear loss people. Did he get a new ear put on? Oh, he got a beautiful ear put on. Nice. Gorgeous.

Porcelain. Porcelain, and it's got Wi-Fi. Really? Yeah, it's got a Wi-Fi, Bluetooth. So in a way, it turned into a positive. It was positive for him. He's got Bluetooth Wi-Fi here. Can anybody log on to me?

Yep. Need a password, though. Yeah, you need a password. Oh, fuck. I almost got found out there. Ricky. Just give it up, man. What the fuck is wrong with you?

I'm really high. We've been calling you Rick the entire show. What happened? You don't say you're really high. Wow, I would have never guessed. You know, I can't function like this. We can't smoke stuff that gives us, like, no energy. Oh, go to the fucking dispenser then and get whatever you want.

Or get chewed up by fucking spiders or spider mites or something. Fucking itchy. Hey, just give me whatever I want. What was the strain called that I smoked? It was called, uh... Oh, fuck, what was it? Couch potato. See, Ricky? I wouldn't have smoked it

if I knew it was called couch potato. Well, that's why. It makes you happy. Couch potatoes aren't happy. They're lazy fucking... They're the happiest people in the world just lazing around on the couch going, yeah, but I need energy.

I don't want to laze around. We don't want to feel like a bucket potato. All right, then we'll smoke some Superman sativa. See, that's what we should have smoked first. Superman or, like, Ben Johnson sativa. You just spit on me, man. Well. Yeah, we need something that gives us energy.

And there's two kinds, right? There's sativa and indica. This is like a... Indicrush. Is this a straight indica? It's a bit of a hybrid, but it's packing some weight to it. Indica heavy, as they say? Indicrush.

Yeah, you feel like you're heavy. Yes, it is. I don't feel like doing a fucking thing. Let's do it. Do what? Nothing. It's work. Let's do it. Do what? Nothing. Work. Let's get at it.

Let's get at doing nothing. Who else we got? Anybody? Let's get our sleeping bags and just watch movies. See, that would be a good thing to fucking do. Step inside my sleeping bag. Woo! Step inside my sleeping bag.

It's easy to talk. All right, does anybody want to talk about anything, or am I just going to go get hot? No, we're going to keep talking about stuff. Jason Reitman's birthday today. Okay. Congrats. Good going. Remember, you loved him. From Friday the 13th? Jason? Yeah, Jason Reitman from Friday the 13th.

Ivan Reitman's son was an axe murderer before he was a famous director. No, no, I know who he is now. He was the, uh, yeah, the, uh, smoking kicks ass or... I love smoking. Thank you for smoking. Yes.

For smoking. You said it was your favorite movie before you even saw it. That's my favorite movie of all time. Oh, my fuck, boys. What? First Man. Neil Armstrong movie. Did you see it?

Not yet. Oh. I'm going tonight. I got tickets to the IMAX. Oh, man, you know what? Be careful. You might get sick. Why?

They have motion awareness things. Don't matter to me. I'm a trained astronaut, Ricky. Can't make me motion sick with a fucking screen, bud. We'll see. I'd take a puke bag just in case. No. Ricky, I can get in a fucking...

I've been in simulators. I've been in fighter jets, upside down, six ways from Sunday. I'm going with you. I've got three tickets. We're all going. Okay, we should be with you because you're going to fucking end up freaking out and probably annoying the shit out of everybody.

We're going to get so fucking high. It's going to be awesome. You know what, Ricky? Legally. And I might even take 30 grams and plunk it out at the theater counter. Hey, boys. Go for it, man.

Just got to move this for a second. Ricky, can you not ruin my one night where I want to see a Neil Armstrong movie with your 30 grams of weed flaunting it around? I might even just start throwing some. Hey, everybody. I got 35 grams here.

I got to get rid of five. Just throw it to the popcorn line. Ricky. I'll be vaping in the bathroom if anybody wants to come in. That sounds very gay. That sounds like a call to the, you know. Pups. Hello. Hello.

Okay. Hello. What's your name? Stiney. I like you. Can we be friends? Oh, fuck yeah. What are you reading over there?

Okay, what just happened? Okay, this is dumbass in Japan, right? He wants to rob a convenience store, so he's never done before. He walks in, he says to the guy, I've come with the intent to intimidate you and rob this store. May I ask you to please cooperate with me? And then the guy said, fuck you, and he said, okay.

And he turned around and walked away. Then the dumbass goes home, feels bad about it, goes to the cop station and said, hey, I just tried to rob a fucking store. Dumb. It is dumb. In Japan? Japan, yeah.

Well, he's doomed now. Oh, he's fucked. If he went and admitted that he's, you know, he dishonored himself. But he didn't really rob it. He just asked if he could and the guy said no, so he left. Yeah, but I don't know. I didn't read anything else about this story. It's a good idea. I'm gonna start maybe trying that.

Hey, bud, mind if I rob you? Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah, no, you don't want me to do that? Okay. Ricky, you're never gonna get anybody to say, yeah, no, you don't want me to do that? Okay. Ricky, you're never going to get anybody to say, yeah, you know what? I've been, fuck, I've been looking to get robbed for a while. Rob the shit out of me.

You get some kid somewhere, he's like, fuck, man, go ahead. You know how he fucked up? He fucked up big time. Yeah, man. When he went to the cop station, he forgot to take the fucking kitchen knife he had in his pocket that he was going to use, but he didn't. So now, you know, he had a war. Armed robbery.

This guy, well, maybe we could teach a class. Ever felt like robbing a place but were too afraid? We'll show you how to do it right. You can't do that. We're not breaking the law. We're just teaching how to break the law. There's too many video cameras and shit, man.

You don't want to fucking go in and rob a liquor store. Ricky, you know that show you were doing called Get and Learn with Ricky? Yes. Why don't you do an episode

teaching people how to rob a liquor store? You think there's something to that? I'm joking! Oh, fuck. I guess I was starting to think about it.

It sounded pretty good. Liquor store is a tough thing to rob these days, though. Why? There's a lot of fucking cameras everywhere, man. People with fucking phones taking videos and shit. And I heard they have shotguns under the cache. I doubt that, but maybe.

It's not the whole West, though. I think you're allowed to gun someone down in the back, though, aren't you, after they rob you? I don't know why it, Earp. No, you don't want to shoot anybody, man. Bailey the kid over here. Ricky the kid. Yeah. Ricky the kid.

Look at him. Elvis. We are allowed to make fucking, you know, foods and shit. We should get into that. What do you mean? Whip up some butter. Edibles. Yeah.

You wouldn't know how to make fucking butter if it... It's all on the internet, bubs. We could do it. Yeah, Amy. Did you know there was a guy who built a whole house? Built an entire house just on using YouTube how-to videos? I can see that. Is it fucked?

No, apparently it turned out lovely. But he was like, you know, first thing, it was like how to build a house. First thing you got to do, get a fucking, get your area cleared out. So he cleared her out. By hand? Yeah. Lay down your fucking concrete pad. How do I do that?

YouTube will tell me. Puts his fucking concrete pad down. Next thing to do, frame up the walls. How the fuck do I do that? Get her all off YouTube. See, maybe we should come up with some kind of a fucking show

or something where people have to pay to get advice how to do something like... Yes, people have been doing that for years. People have been doing that for years. I'm writing a book right now.

You're writing a book? Yeah, on how to get weed growed for the dumb. It's just pictures or... It's pictures and words. Is that what it's called, Ricky? How to get weed growed for the dumb? That's the working title. Alright, we gotta make sure we lock that in. That's not a bad title.

People would buy it. Fucking rents, they would. How to Get Weed Growed for the Dumb by Ricky. Are you going to hand illustrate it? You should. I didn't know if I should use real pictures or... No, man, you should draw them. No, you should draw them, Ricky.

You're a good drawer. I don't know, though. Bubz will help you with some, you know, some of the words. Maybe like a hybrid. Some real pictures and then with, you know,

you draw like the explanations of here's what you want it to look like and here's how it gets there. I draw it. Maybe some video. Yes. Definitely.

Some video. You could even fucking type everything up he's saying, bubs. The book would have to have a video screen in it, I guess. How would that work? Or just... No, that's exactly how it works, Ricky. It's a book, but it has a video screen in it on one of the pages. That would be pretty cool. Eh? Yeah.

Fuck. People would buy it. You could do it. Yeah, man. You could get a cheap screen made in China, one of those flexible screens. You turn the page and then it says video screen. We should do it. Then you turn the video screen and there's more pages

without video screens. So it's like a combination. We should patent it. We should do something with it, definitely. Definitely. We should go in the dragon's den. I'll go in the dragon's den. I know Michael Wackerly.

I can call him the whack. We want a fucking video book, but old school. The whack would be into it. Let's get him on it. Well, I don't know know you don't like him i don't i thought i did well you didn't before because lucy was touching her parts looking at pictures of a member i got over that oh okay i get it i mean a lot of people probably touched their parts to lucy i don't know is that that what you mean? Oh, no, she was... She was touching her parts, looking at pictures of Michael Wexler.

Yeah, I still don't like that. You're right. We'll get over it, because if we can make some money, this will be good. Well, I'd get over it pretty quick if we could sign a deal. We'll make it happen.

All right. Good night. How high are you right now, Ricky? For the people out there watching this and listening, some people are listening, some people are watching, only the people that go to swearingit.com, pluggy, plug, plug. I'm consistently at an eight with little peaks,

little waves as we call them. Yeah. So you're riding a fucking eight pipeline with little waves that shoot you up to ten? Close to ten, not quite a ten. What do you consider a ten high, Ricky? What do you need to be to say, I'm at a ten? Right when you think, fuck, do I need to call an ambulance?

Yeah. That's awesome. If I was ever as high as you would be when you thought you needed to call an ambulance, I would die. Or I would have called an ambulance hours sooner. But yeah, you would have been freaking out.

You'd feel like you're gonna die. Your heart would be fucking just... Well, that's what I mean. I would die because my heart would go crazy because I would be so paranoid. No, but when you get like that, you gotta go, holy fuck, I'm high. What should I do? And you're hurt. You start having a panic attack and shit. Then you just gotta go, holy fuck, I'm high. Just gotta go with it, man. You just get into this and enjoy it and go, yes! That's how it works.

The mail is legal, so you don't have to be fucking paranoid. Remember the thing we read? We should try that right now. Remember the thing I read? Neil Young said if you get too high, you chew on a couple of peppercorns and you're instantly fucking straightened out. Why would you want to do that, though? Yeah, well, just... Some people don't like to be so high they're going to shit themselves and call an ambulance, Ricky.

It's not enjoyable for everybody. You've just got to embrace it. But everybody's not like you. Everybody doesn't like getting so high they don't know what fucking planet they're on. Fly like an eagle. Or an eagle. Fly like a beagle.

See? Fly like a beagle. That would be a great cover to do for a band that's so high they fuck lyrics up. Fuck a little wiener dog with wings. Wiener dogs aren't beagles. Yes, they are.

Oh, man, that's dashing. That's a dachshund. Dachshund. A dachshund. Dachshund. Well, I got a wave going, too. No kidding, man. I was supposed to try to work today or something.

Catch the wave. If I work, what do you mean? Try to make some fucking money. Do you think I feel like doing anything? No. You probably feel like pumping iron. No, I don? Do you think I feel like doing anything? No. You probably feel like pumping iron. No, I don't, man.

I feel like watching the fucking... How much trouble would you get for robbing the dispensary? You don't... A lot, Ricky. Is it like robbing everywhere else? Yes. They've got more cameras than anybody, man. Yeah, dispensaries have way more cameras than...

You're fucked. You can't be that. I'll sell hash. Fuck. I'm gonna have to just be a hash dealer, I guess. You can't buy hash at the dispensaries? I haven't seen any stuff yet. No, maybe it's coming. I heard you could. Or you're gonna be able to. I might be able to get you some hash, Ricky.

What kind is it? Mmm. I've got some hash, Ricky. What kind is it? Mmm. I've got some Lebanese blonde. That's nice. Afghani black. Ooh, I like that. Moroccan. Moroccan's okay.

Yeah. Mmm. Can you do quantities? I can do quantities. Yes. Meet me after the podcast in the bathroom. I'll meet you in the bathroom. What's going on over there, guys?

I can't believe you just fucking made a deal with a stein. What the fuck is wrong with you, man? You got anything else to talk about? That's it. I'm done. I got to go fucking... This sucked. It didn't suck. Fucking chills. I'm done. I got to go. This sucked. It didn't suck.

Fucking chill somewhere for a bit. Just too fucked up. We shouldn't be on. We shouldn't be doing this right now. Take your plants with you, boys. Make sure you get the right weed next time to smoke. The energy shit. Superman.

Sativa. And the beer, you know what? The beer's making me a little tired. Maybe it's the beer, maybe it's the weed. Could have been the whiskey, might have been the gin. Could have been the three or four sex packs, I don't know. But look at the mess I'm in. My head is like a football.

I think I'm gonna die. Tell me, me-oh, me-oh, ma. Wasn't that a party? Tell me, me, oh, me, oh, my. Wasn't that a party? All right, tune in next week when we're probably even higher. That was a good energy burst, man. Nice watch.