Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 168 - Hung Over Halloween

Episode Date: November 5, 2018

Ricky narrowly misses more jail time (at least for now) loading up his ole P**s Catapult and firing pumpkins into the crowd! The Boys also discuss Danny Cooksey (the little idiot from Diff'rent Strokes), and spoon cocks?! Episode 168 is brought to you by the official Trailer Park Boys Store, SwearNet.com (the only place to watch the video of this podcash), Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky, and the Boys' own Freedom 35 lager!  

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And a new beer is born. Try my new Ricky's Catch-23 malt liquor. It's stronger than you are. Did I pass out? Yes. You said you wanted to start today. Oh, my God. I'm still fucking hungover from Halloween. I'm telling you, if the fucking cops come looking for me, I am not going to be happy.

That was a bad one. That was all you. Holy fuck. That had nothing to do with me. That was a bad one. That was all you. Holy fuck. That had nothing to do with me.

Well, you did have kind of a bit to do with it. You were there with him, so... It had nothing to do with me. You were there, bud. Well. Are we doing this? Yeah, man. Get it going. Okay, here. I'll start it, man. Get it going. Okay, here. I'll start it, man. Yeah, hit it.

Hit it. Right on. What's going on, fuckers? This is the official Triller Prep Boys podcast coming at you right now. This is episode 168-er. Again. Again. So do you want to just tell people what you did?

Friday, November 2nd, two days after Halloween, and... And possibly going to jail for... for a fucking murder. I don't even know if the guy's still alive. What were you thinking, shooting him in the face with a pumpkin? Is that what happened? Ricky... He doesn't even remember.

You're a piss-jug catapult. You don't remember loading that up with pumpkins and firing it into a crowd? I remember loading it up with pumpkins. I don't remember aiming it. You shot fucking Doggie Robinson right in the face. Nice. With a fucking pumpkin that big. And it's stuck on his head.

How many pounds was that pumpkin? It wasn't, it was a full pumpkin. It wasn't hollowed out. It went right on Dougie's head and he looked like Ichabod, the headless horseman. Fuck him. He sort of deserved it.

He was mouthing off earlier in the night. He was. He was callingouthing off earlier in the night. He was. He was calling you a deck licker through a megaphone, but still. I don't even know if he survived. Well, so far so good. Zero energy right now. There's nothing in the tank. Do some push-ups.

I'm not doing some push-ups. Do a flex-off. Do a flex-off? Do a power flex. Get your adrenaline going. Why don't you do a power flex? Because nobody wants to see these little string beans. They want to see the fucking...

Nobody wants the string beans. They want the fucking AAA beef. This is a side dish. No, it's not going to happen, bubs. All right, let's get this going, boys. We need some energy. Okay. All right.

What do you got? I don't really have anything here, bubs. Just looking around, there's this cute little story about this little kitty, which I thought you'd like. A cute little story about a cute little kitty, is that what you said? Or a kitty? I don't know what I just said. It's a story about a fucking cat. It's a cat.

So this guy's climbing this mountain, right? He's up 2,500 meters. The cat is? No, some dude. But he kind of ruined it. Just shut the fuck up. He's climbing this mountain. He's 2,500 meters up in the air. Don't fucking tell me to shut the fuck up today. Which is how many feet, bubs?

2,500 meters? Yeah. Times it by three. Dumbass. Over 7,500 feet. All right, so it's over 700. I know that. I was just...

That's high. Very high. So he finds a fucking cat up there. He's just chilling up there, licking his paws, just hanging out. Where is he? Up on a fucking mountain, man. So either somebody fucking attached a bunch of helium balloons to the cat, or he fell out of an aircraft.

Well, they don't know how to fucking get up there. Or an eagle picked him up and dropped him. That's what I would think. That is possible. Did he have any scars? Did he have any scars? Yeah. Scars.

From eagle talons or owls? No, he didn't know. Owls don't grab cats, I don't think. I've heard that they've grabbed babies. Owls? Yeah. They killed a guy or killed a lady. Who did?

An owl. One owl? Yeah. How'd he do it? He went in and just taloned her to the back of her head to death. Can you Google this? Some people said she fell down the stairs, but other people say it was an owl. Check that motherfucker out.

Oh, he looks pretty happy up in the mountain. He's like, fuck, I'm up here. Awesome. He's a mountain kitty. Great view. Look at that. He's a mountain kitty. That's kind of a fucked up place to live.

That is pretty fucked that he lives up there. What does he eat? Don't, I don't give a fuck. He must eat rocks. He couldn't eat rocks, Ricky. He's not going to fucking eat rocks, Ricky. He can't live off rocks, just know. Rocks have minerals.

Vitamins and minerals, do they? I don't know about vitamins, but minerals for sure. All right, then I got this other thing, Bob. You're not going to like this one because this is fucked. What is wrong with people? These, okay, I's check this out. Anti-scratching boots for cats. What the fuck is that, what do you mean?

Check this motherfucker out. Would you put that on a cat? That's made up, those aren't real. That's just some asshole. It's like little screws that clamp them on. Yeah, man, little hearts on them. No, that's... I don't know, man, with little hearts on them. No, that's... I don't know, man.

It's a real deal. That's a Photoshop job. You think? Yeah. I've put boots on my cats before, but they're not hard plastic like that. They're gorgeous little handmade little fur boots. Cowboy boots?

No, Ricky, they're like little hugs. Cowboy boots would be cool, as in they'd sound like a horse when they're coming in. Da-do, da-do, da-do. That's fucked. Uh, you can get them, you can get them on Amazon. Real deal, bud. You screw onto the fucking cat's leg? Yep. What the fuck?

That's terrible. You screw on to the fucking cat's leg? Yep. What the fuck? That's terrible. Got a one-star review on Amazon. They're not really on there, are they? You make that up. I'm not making this up, man. This is real. Well, that guy should get kicked nuts.

Anybody cool get born on November the 2? Mary Antoinette. Marie Antoinette. Queen of France, Ricky. Wow. That's a big deal. She, um... She originally, allegedly uttered the phrase,

let them eat cake. What does that mean? I don't know the context she used it in, to be honest. Let them eat cake. Well, I'm sorry to interrupt you, but you can buy those fucking things on Amazon. Oh, my fuck. Well, now people probably are,

because you pointed them out to them. Because you promoted them. 12 bucks, 17 bucks. What are they supposed to do? Don't know, man. Anti-scratch fucking boots. Cats can't scratch a shit. Can't scratch shit up, man.

Those should be banned. Yep. Well. Let them eat cake. Or we should start making them, see if we can fucking sell a few. Is that a famous saying I don't know about? I've never heard of it, I don't think. What, let them eat? Let them eat cake. Let them eat cake. Or we should start making them, see if we can fucking sell a few. Is that a famous saying? I don't know about it. I've never heard of it, I don't think. What?

Let them eat cake. Let them eat cake. Let them eat cake. Marie Antoinette yelled it when everybody was... Because normally they're not allowed to eat it? What context was that used in? Weren't a bunch of people getting slaughtered and she said, let them eat cake? Yeah.

What did that mean? Basically, go fuck yourself. Can you look it up? I'm curious now. What the fuck she meant by let them eat cake. All right, here we go. Let them eat cake by the ocean. Cake by the ocean.

Burton Lancaster, also known as Bert. Bert Lancaster. 1913 he was born Fuck he's old Here we go, bubs At some point around 1789 When Bean told that her French subjects had no bread She said, let them eat cake What does that mean?

Fuck bread, eat some cake But who had cake? Nobody would have fucking cake if they didn't have bread. Was she being nice? She was being nice, man. And passing out cake? I think so, yes. Maybe that's why she only lived to be 18.

Why? Why? What? What are you talking about? Because she didn't give a fuck about her people. Or did she give a fuck? Or maybe I got it backwards. She's more than 18, Ricky.

Oh, is she? She was born in 1755. She died in 1793. Oh, sorry. She was only the queen of France for 18 years. I mean, you know what else is fucked? She didn't actually say, let them eat cake. You translate it from what she said,

qu'il en maison de la brioche. Mm-hmm. Just leton de la Brioche, is let them eat fucking brioche. Not cake. Like a brioche bun? That's like a bun. Sweet bun. Let them eat buns.

Maybe she was saying, let them eat my ass. Exactly. Mange ma brioche. Eat my ass. That's what I'm gonna do, man. All right, Burt Lancaster was born in 1913. Yep.

What was his deal? Grumpy old man? Was that that guy? He was in Spartacus. Oh, Burt Lancaster. I was thinking that other dude. What's that other guy's name? What were you? Burt something. B I was thinking that other dude. What's that other guy's name? Burt something?

Burt Reynolds? No, man. What movie did you say? Grumpy Old Men. No, Burt Lancaster was in When They Get Out of Jail, The Two Old Guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What was that movie called? Oh, it was Walter Mazzola.

That's what I was thinking. Yeah, that's what I thought. That's fucked up. What's the movie where the two old guys, Kirk Douglas and Burt Lancaster, get out of, was it Burt Lancaster? Now I'm thinking of one. That's the movie I was thinking of.

Who do we want to know? Like, what is it? We were too fucking big to be doing this. No kidding. I can't continue living like this every day, Ricky. This whole fucking legal shit. Well, take tonight. I need to know that movie now.

It was two old convicts got out of jail and they went back to crime. I think it was Burt Lancaster and Kirk Douglas. But now I'm thinking

it wasn't. Steve Martin? It wasn't Steve Martin. It was his nose grew? Ricky, that was fucking Pinocchio. That was Pinocchio. No, there was a fucking movie.

I know what he's talking about. The movie with the fucking nose with Steve Martin. Cyrano de Bergerac. De Bergerac. I don't know. Tough Guys was the movie with Kirk Douglas and Burt Landcocksucker. All right. Tough Guys. You're right, buddy.

Was it Burt Lancaster and Kirk Douglas? I'm going to watch that movie later. That movie was fucking fantastic. It was him, yes. It was, right? Charles Durning was also in it. Okay, I'm not as baked as I thought. Dave Pegg.

No, you still are a pig. Dave who? Pegg. Dave Pegg. Or Peeg. Who's Dave Pegg? He was a bassist. Oh, Dave Pegg.

That Dave Pegg. He was in Jethro Tull. Now I don't know who the fuck he was. He was in Jethro Tull. Now I don't know who the fuck he was. He was in Jethro Tull. Katie Lang. Canadian. Canadian superstar. Kathy Dawn.

I didn't know that was her name. Who? Kathy Dawn Lang. I didn't know that either. I thought she liked Kraft Dinner. I thought it was Katie like Sadie. No. No, I knew it was Katie like Sadie. No. No, I knew it was Katie Lang,

but I thought she just, like, bought a Kraft Dinner as a kid. So they called her Katie. Did it? Yeah, I get it, Bob. Kraft Dinner. Like, remember they used to call you Oreo? Because you liked Oreo cookies so much? When did they call me Oreo?

Everybody called you that back. No, they fucking didn't. I'm in. Because you liked Oreo cookies so much? When did they call me Oreo? Everybody called you that back. No, they fucking didn't. I, maybe it was just me. I used to call you Fudgio, remember? Susie Scott, do you remember her? Remember I used to call you Fudgio because you used to shit yourself all the time? See, now you're just making shit up. Susie Scott was a playmate in 1983.

I'm sure you must have had the magazine. He used to touch your wiener to the Playboy book all the time. What's her name? Susie Scott. Stacey Scott. Susie Scott, playmate, May of 83. Was it still, what was the look back then? 83?

83, was it still? There wasn't many Brazilian-type things going on down there. That's what you're talking about. It was still... Bobby Doll. Jungle time, was it? It was a jungly mess. Bobby Doll was an American rocker Julian used to think was a female.

Who? He was in the band Poison. I was not a fan of Poison. No, but you thought it was four chicks. Bobby Dahl. Was that him that thought it was four chicks? I think it was. It wasn't me.

It was fucking Trevor. David Schwimmer. David Schwimmer, yeah. Was he good at anything? Well, he was a good schwimmer. What the... What kind of voice is that, man? Ricky, who did you just turn into?

I don't know. This stuff's coming in waves. Susan Kraybecker is with us now to tell us more of her remarkable story. Welcome to the 700th... What in the fuck have you got going on there now? Susie Scott. I think there are a lot of young women...

All right. I don't think that's the porn star, is it? How about looking at the picture? Images. The what? No, just go to images. Susie Scott. I did.

And there's like, you know how many fucking Susie Scottsters in the fucking world? Type in Susie Scott Playmate. Playboy Playmate. I did. Oh, yeah, there's got to be hundreds of Playboy Playmates named Susie Scott. See, now you're being a dick. You're just being stoned. Okay, here we go, pups.

How come it isn't... Is swimmer and swimmer equal? What, Ricky? They make the same... The same what? Thing. They make the same? The same what?

Thing. Mm-hmm. Is swimmer just a different way to say swimmer in a different language? What the fuck is he talking about? Is a swimmer a swimmer? Swimmer, it's a fucking last name. Yes, a swimmer is A swimmer. It's a fucking last name. Yes. A swimmer is a swimmer who... who swims.

Pups. David Swimmer is a swimmer that swims. He swims instead of swims. You can make a good... Therefore, he is a swimmer. You can make a good tongue twister out of him. Make one, Reggie. I love your tongue twisters.

Make one. It's going to take me some time, but I'll come back to you with it. How much swim could a swim swim schwack if a swim swimmer schwack swims? He was... I read something in the news about him having a mistaken identity or something, wasn't it? A what? Who? Schwimmer?

David Schwimmer. Didn't he kill somebody? No, it wasn't that serious, I don't think. David Schwimmer didn't kill anybody. He's on Friends. No, but he was a lookalike. Something happened with him. Oh, he's...

Which one is he? What character is he on Friends? You don't know. I don't... He's Ross. He's Ross, the sort of nerdy fella. Isn't that him?

Yes. Oh, the guy who was in that fucking Brad Pitt movie, Fury. Or no, no, no. The other one. What the fuck did we smoke?

There's David Schwimmer. Yeah. Matt LeBlanc. Okay, yeah. Who was Joey. David McConaughey. There's David McConaughey. Okay. Who was an unknown character named

Teddy Roxman. Alright. There was Matt LeBlanc. Did I say him? You were a big fan. Who was the other guy? You know, Matthew Perry. Matthew Perry, okay. Who was the hunky one.

He's from Ottawa. He was the hunk of the group. The guy that went to rehab. So he was Bob's. Well, Joey was the hunk. He was the dumb hunk. But Matt Perry, he was the... Pill popper.

He was on pills, I believe. Yeah. And you're a real big fan of the show. I didn't realize that you were this, like, a super fan of Fred. I am a TV boss. Is it because of his jowl you had the attraction? Whose jowl? Nobody had Jowls

on that show. What is he talking about? And then there was Phoebe. And there was Courtney Cox, who, by the way, looks completely fucking different now.

She's lasered up her face or something. She doesn't even look like the same person, which is fucked. And then there was Jennifer Aniston. Still hot?

Yeah. That's who the friends were. She's got a dumb commercial on now, doesn't she? Who? Jennifer Aniston. Her name's not Jennifer Aniston, Ricky. She's got a dumb commercial? What's the commercial all about?

I forget. She's asking herself questions. Yeah, it's a fucking commercial. Eyeshadow or no eyeshadow, Jen. I forget, you know what I mean? What the fuck is wrong with your brain, man? It's clogged with weed resin. Jennifer Aniston.

That would be a good porn star name. It's probably out there, man. Google it. Jennifer Aniston. See if she's a porn star that does anal a lot. Could be. Bob Smith. So she was born today?

No, no, she wasn't born. No, Ross was. David Schwimmer. Brandy Brandt. Who's that now? Another playmate. Fucky Brandt. Who's that now? Another playmate. Fuck. October 87.

Brandy Brandt. Brandy Brandt. 87? 87. Playboy playmate. So what was the look in 87? Okay. You're not going to believe this, but guess what? What?

The next born day, also a playmate. What? Yeah. Playmate. What? Yeah. Playmate in August of 88. Hill Mickelson. What's Brandy Grant look like? Beautiful. Yeah?

Beautiful. What's she got? What's the look back then? It's hard to tell, man. back then. It's hard to tell, man. And then, Hallie Mikkelsen, Danish model. Hallie... H-E-L-L-E.

Fuck. She's Danish. She's also a model. Hallie, what the fuck's her last name? Michael. S-E-N. M-I-C-H-A-E-L-S-E-N. Do, do, do, do, do.

Yeah. Yeah? We were beautiful. Thumbs up? Yeah. So that was 88 and 87. What was the look going on then, Julian? You know.

It was, I don't know, man. She's kind of like... No, I mean, what was the general vibe? Landon Strip? Things were still, yeah, you know. It was back in the, the aerobics

were big with, you know, the workout tights and shit, right? 20 minute workout, 20 minute boner. Things were cleaned up quite a bit. Back when the 20 minute boner was on TV. Remember that show? 20 minute boner. Not as well as you do, I guess.

Yeah. It was not, well, you guys didn't go to school. I used to come home for lunch from school and it it was on. 30-minute break, 20-minute boner. Was it a happy ending workout? No, it was just something to watch on TV. Reginald Arvizu. From Korn. Yeah.

Bass player from Korn. Reggie Arvizu. Korn, I like Korn. Korn? Yeah, do you like corn? Yeah, man. What's your favorite thing about corn? It's probably the butter.

What do you mean? My favorite thing about corn in the cob? The banned corn, I just said. Oh, I thought I was talking about food, man. I'm starving. I wish I had some corn in the cob. I bet you do. It's right there in the bowl. I'm starving. Wish I had some corn in the cob. I bet you do. You do. It's right there in the bowl. It just popped. Yeah, I mean, like, here's some corn.

Here's some corn for you. Why would you do that? Why wouldn't I do that? It's a question. See? Perfect. How does that feel? Great. Now I got more popcorn to eat. Oh, fuck. Another one of Julian's idols.

Who's this now? Cornell Haynes Jr. Who? Nelly. Nelly. Nelly. Yeah. Yeah, Nelly.

Why would I? What are you talking about? What was that fucking song? You knew every word and you'd always be just walking around fucking snapping your little wrists. Fuck, what was it? It's getting hot in here. Oh, there's that one.

There's another one, though. You had the band-aid on your face there for about two months. If you're going to come and take a ride with me, because I'm fucking Julian. Nah, it must be this way. Hey, it must be my muscles. Oh, no, no, no, no. You're the ones that would always turn that fucking song up, not me.

Hey, it must be my muscles. If you want to go take a ride with me, watch me flex and pull my pee-pee out my pants. Watch me pee. Hey, must be my... Must be my muscles. I can't deal with you guys today. Like, seriously. Oh, my fuck, Danny Coxie.

Oh, God, what is the deal with his name? 1975, Danny Coxie. Oh, God, what is the deal with his name? 1975, Danny Coxie. Is that his real fucking name? I fucking used to hate Danny Coxie. Who the fuck is Danny Coxie? He was the little cocksucker that showed up on different strokes. The little white guy with the fucked up hair that was cut on an angle like that all the way around his head. What?

Danny Coxie. I have no idea who you're talking about. You don't remember him? Sam. Sam on different strokes. A little white kid with a fucking shitty little haircut. Sam I am. He was a little arsehole.

That's what he was. Causing problems for the Drummonds. It's just his name. He sounds like a dick. Danny Cooksey. Why couldn't a dick. Danny Cooksey. Why couldn't he just be Danny Cook, like a normal person? Danny Cooksey. Is it a nickname or is it his real fucking name?

This little fucker. Yes! Oh, I remember that little fucker. Danny Cooksey. I don't remember this guy, man. You don't remember Sam? No. He was always causing problems for the Drummonds.

What was he doing? What does he do now? always causing problems for the Drummonds. What was he doing? What does he do now? Arnold Jackson became his friend. I forget why he was there. Either old

Mr. Drummond started banging his old lady. I think that's the words they used on the show. He should be on Where the Fuck Are They Now? Who, Danny Cooksey? Yeah. I'd like to know what he's doing now. He's probably the mayor somewhere.

If he cut his hair. I'm looking into it. If he cut his hair. He looks totally different now, man. Danny Cooksey, hooray. After his run with the Sin Car. Currently residing in the Where Are They Now file. He sang on the fucking Tonight Show. He sang on there?

Yeah, when he was Danny Cooksey. He was in fucking Terminator 2, Judgment Day. He was in Terminator? The dude that was on the fucking bike with him, the dirt, the motocross bike. That was Danny Cooksey? That was Danny Cooksey, man. Didn't know that. There you go.

Nice piece of trivia. See, he flipped that one around because he was much cooler in that fucking movie than he was in Different Strokes, obviously. Yes, he was. Chris Walla, he was in Death Cab for the Cutie. He was born in a brothel? What? Okay, bubs, this is back to Cooksey.

Just a sec. He was in bands. You might like this. Bad for Good, Roadkill, and Urbuckle. Urbuckle? Urbuckle. So he was in a bunch of shitty movies. Shitty bands.

Oh, shitty bands. What were the bands called? Holy fuck, bubs. Bad for Good, Roadkill, and Urbuckle. Part of the problem. Bad for good. Fuck yeah, that's kind of... Sounds like a boy band.

Should I try to find some music? Find some music of bad for good. Good luck. Yeah. I ought to take a nap here soon, boys. I don't know any of these other people. Well, we didn't really talk about much, did we? No.

We didn't really do anything. How long have we been on here? A while. Have we been? Oh, fuck, had to be at least, what, 50, 55 minutes? No way. 55? There's no way, is there?

No, fuck. I mean, I zoned out, but I don't remember talking about anything but these birthdays. Julian talked about some crush he had on a cat. Oh, yeah, the cat up the mountain. The mountain, 7500. That was 27 minutes ago.

All right, here we go. We're gonna hit the fucking place of music. Oh, fuck. This is Danny Cox's band? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm a rock. I'm a rock. I'm a rock. I'm a rock. I'm a rock. I'm a rock. I'm a rock. I'm a rock. I'm a rock. I'm a rock. I'm a rock. I'm a rock. I'm a rock. I'm a rock. I'm a rock. I'm a rock. I'm a rock. I'm a rock. I'm a rock. I'm a rock. I'm a rock. I'm a rock. I'm a rock. I'm a rock. I'm a rock. I'm a rock What do you think? I fucking hate them. Hate them. No, I don't know Danny Cooksey. I don't know fucking anything about Danny Cooksey. He could be a nice fella. I just didn't like Sam, his character. Okay, well, he's not as much of a dick anymore, I bet.

All right, are we done? Yo, what's going on, fellas? My name is Arbuckle. Welcome back to another video. No, that's not the right one. All right, that's all I got, man. Wow. Wow. Wow.

You had nothing else? Well, except for some guy who fucking lived with a metal spoon stuck in his esophagus for a whole year. That's kind of fucked. Well, why wouldn't we have spoken about that? That's not real. How the fuck would that be? That's not fucking real.

There's no way. I don't know. That's what you said about the fucking kids. Why would he leave it in there? Don't know. They clearly x-rayed it and knew it was in there. Oh, that's probably he lived with it and then went to the doctor and said, fuck this shit, there's something going on in there.

Took an x-ray and it's a spoon. There was a guy in jail who left a spoon that was lodged in his penis. He left it in there because it just made him hurt the whole time. But that was by choice. There's no way. That's just a myth. That's an urban

myth. You never saw it in there. I never saw it, no. And where would it be? Like, I don't get it. I've heard people talk about this in jail. Was the big part of the spoon sticking out the end? Yeah, I guess. Yeah, yeah, spoon for a head. And did he eat with it? I don't know. It'd be weird, wouldn't it?

It'd be weird if you were feeding somebody cereal in the morning. If you could feed yourself, then I guess that wouldn't be weird. Yeah, if you were feeding somebody else with your spoon cock, maybe it's not weird. I don't know. Ricky. Spoon cock. I totally missed the first part of his fucking story. But it ended with his spooncock and feeding somebody.

He's talking about, what's his name, in jail, who says the legend is that he kept a spoon in his cock for a year. Darcy. I forget his last name. Darcy Silver. That was why it was a weird story, because it was a silver spoon. He didn't do that. I don't fucking believe a word of that shit.

Did he ever feed you cereal with it? No, Bubbs. I don't believe it either. You were pretty uncomfortable when you had to piss, I would think. Well, it would go in a lot of directions, wouldn't it? Yeah, I would say. It's going to create a, you know, this kind of effect. It would depend which way the spoon head was, like, if it was the bottom or if it was the upside right. Well, if it was sitting flat, you're going to get a pattern like that.

If it was upright, you're going to get a pattern like that. You're going to get either an X-Wing fighter from Star Wars or you're going to get a, you know, more of a... I can't even believe this is a discussion right now, boys. What the fuck is wrong with you guys? What were we talking about? I don't know, man. I got another story here. There's these fucking dickheads.

There's six of them went in the store, this vape shop to fucking rob the place. And they did it, like, when the thing first opened, basically. And Buddy was like, boys, I got no fucking money in the till. You come back at the end of the fucking day, there's gonna be, like, way more. Like, three, four fucking thousand euros.

They're like, all right, man, thank you. Came back. Cops are there waiting for them. How fucking dumb. That's pretty dumb You gotta be to do that As dumb as you can get Basically That's

You can't get much dumber That sounds like something Corey would do There's a bunch of young fuckers Jacob would do that for sure Jacob would do that I don't think Corey would Black Corey would do that

Yeah Wow I'd like to be the cop That arrests them And just say Boys You are so fucking dumb Yeah. Wow. I'd like to be the cop that arrests them and just say, boys, you were so fucking dumb. And they have them on camera as well, right? Not even in disguise. Did they come back and try to rob it?

Yes. Or did they just walk in and they grabbed them? They walked in. Boom. Yeah, they could have been coming back just to buy something. And this stupid ass, this guy, he's going to go to jail because he's got a problem.

He was calling the police 45,000 times in one year. So then they said, okay, 45,000 times, let's fucking put this guy away. That's too many times. Yeah, so he's going to jail for being an idiot. You're lucky that that doesn't happen in Canada, Ricky.

Going to jail for being an idiot. Hey. What? Well, just, you've had your fucking moments. You've done some idiotic things. Okay, boys, let's go get in the hot tub. Let's get greased up like a bunch of catfish. Get in the hot tub.

In our skivvies. That would be a weird thing to do right now. Yeah, it would, Bob's. We don't own a hot tub, do we? Exactly. So what the fuck are you talking about? I don't know. I just had an urge to get in one.

I'm going to go to get in one. I'm gonna go fucking make a sandwich. I'm gonna go to sleep for two days. I'll see you on November 4th. Going to bed. Hibernating. Alright, lay your head down, Ricky. I'm just gonna do some work here. What are you working on these days? I'm writing a novel.

Am I in it? Ricky laid down his hat. And then passed himself.