Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 169 - Huli Huli Chicken Anyone?

Episode Date: November 12, 2018

We are off to the races! The beer is cracked and the Boys are ready to roll. Bubbles reflects on our veterans and gives us his two cents, the Boys go through some emails and discuss Grilled Huli Huli Chicken, and Ricky considers quality control as weed officer?!  Episode 169 is brought to you by the official Trailer Park Boys Store, SwearNet.com (the only place to watch the video of this podcash), Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky, and the Boys' own Freedom 35 lager!

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Better than last week. Tickle, tickle. Okay, Julian, here we go. We're going to get it started right now. And here we go. Okay, she's underway. All right, what's going on, fuckers? This is the Fist of Trailer Park Boys podcast coming at you.

This is episode 169, November 9th. 169, November 9th. Ricky, this is really different weed you gave us today. 69. It's really, really energizing weed. It must be like a sativa. Is that right? It's energy weed.

It's a hybrid, but yes, there is quite a bit of sativa in there. Ooh, I almost dropped my beer over. Lots of THC, a little bit of CBD. quite a bit of sativa in there. Oh, I was talking to you. Lots of THC. A little bit of CBD. A little bit of liquor. And it's legal. Who would have thought? It's legal.

Okay, boys, what are we going to fucking talk about today? Anything about wieners. See, but now you're talking about them. I guess people say we talk about them too much. Is that what people are saying? Who says that? It's the rumors I'm hearing. Hey, do you want to, you know what we haven't done in a while?

What? What, bubs? We haven't looked at any emails that people send to the, Corey, Randy, Travers. I can't believe they are still sending emails? November 9th already. What happened to it? What's going on here?

Where are we? Two more days, it'll be Remembering Day. Yes, Remembering Day is coming up. In two more days. It's a holiday. It's a holiday to most of the world. It doesn't really matter for us. Remembering Day, let's take a moment of silence, please. Okay, Buffs.

Okay. All right. Nice. A moment of silence for all the heroes and veterans and everybody that... It was very nice of you, Buffs. ...fight for the freedom of people. for all the heroes and veterans and everybody that... It was very nice of you, Bob. Fight for the freedom of people.

When you really think about it, you gotta, you know, you can't just say, oh, you know, way to go. You actually have to take... We're not gonna do it right now because the camera's rolling, but you actually have to take actual time and sit there and think about, you know, everything those people did and still do. You imagine guys in World War II, 18 fucking years old,

climbing in bombers, flying over Germany, getting shot at with flak. Yeah, there's no fucking video game. And you're 18 and you've only been trained to fly the fucking bomber for less than six months. Crazy. That's fucked up, man. That's fucked up. That took some balls.

What about the fucking First World War, man? All those goddamn trenches and shit. Trenches. That was fucking nasty. Crazy fucking warfare. Those guys, a lot of those guys were only 16, 17 years old. We got it easy. Here's a rifle, kid.

Good luck, bud. Good luck. Go shoot that fella over in that trench. Before he shoots you. That's fucked up. It's terrible. So you got to actually, you know, take some time and think about that shit. You can't just wear a poppy around and not really give a fuck.

That's my two cents anyway. All right. All right. Thanks, bud. You're't just wear a poppy around and not really give a fuck. That's my two cents, anyway. Alright. Alright, thanks, bubs. You're welcome. That's good. Oh, it just pisses me off, you know. That's all. Okay, yeah, we haven't noticed. We've got a, um... What are you looking at? We've got a...

message here that says, Luli Luli Chicken from an actual Hawaiian. Remember you explained that Luli Luli Chicken from an actual Hawaiian. Remember, you explained that Luli Luli, let's see, it's from Rod B. Rod B. Rules. Let's see what it is. Hey, boys, my name's Rod B. And I'm a resident of the U.S. state of Hawaii.

What's going on, Rod B.? Does he play Rod B.? He lives in Honolulu on the island of Oahu. Cool. And he's a huge fan. Show open eyes to the wonders of liquor and weed. And I think there's nothing better than getting baked and watching us. Right on.

That's fucked up. Just wanted to call you guys back to one of your first podcasts where Ricky writes and sings a song called Luli Luli Chicken and claims it might be from Hawaii. I thought you guys might be interested to know that there is a local dish in Hawaii known as Huli Huli Chicken. See? Huli Huli.

It must have gotten this brain from something. It is a local Hawaiian favorite and is delicious. I bet you boys didn't know that Ricky's Luli Luli Chicken claim is actually almost accurate. We gotta fucking make some. You almost had a fact. We gotta make some. We should make some Huli Huli chicken.

What does it taste like? Here's the Wikipedia page where you can see the dish. It tastes like a Huli hoop. Anyway, love your show. Wish you guys would come to Hawaii. We wanna go to fucking Hawaii. Bad.

Nice, man. That'd be real nice. That'd be decent. Do you guys would come to Hawaii. We want to go to fucking Hawaii. Bad. Nice, man. That'd be real nice. That'd be decent. Do you know it's made from volcanoes? What is? The Hawaii's. Yes, Ricky. Did you know they have black sand beach in places?

I did know that. Did you know that it's warm there? Huli Huli chicken is a grilled chicken dish in Hawaiian cuisine prepared by barbecuing a chicken over mesquite wood. Like it so far. And basting it with a sweet Hooli Hooli sauce. Oh, what's the Hooli Hooli? Well, that's the thing we need to know, right?

Sweet, that's good. A sweet Hooli Hooli sauce. Kind of like pineapple and shit, right? Preparation. Morgato never released his Hooli-hooli sauce recipe. Bastard. Many recipes class for a glaze or sauce with ingredients including pineapple juice, ketchup, soy sauce, honey or brown sugar, sesame oil, ginger and garlic. Yes.

Like it. Some recipes may call for lemon juice, Worcestershire sauce, sriracha or red pepper flakes, rice wine or sherry vinegar, chicken broth, white wine, mustard. All right. Some recipes call for brining the chicken in a solution with kosher salt, sugar, bay leaves, garlic, sesame oil, or thyme.

You got to fucking brine your chicken. What does that mean, Ricky? You soak it in this fucking brine overnight. It moistens the fuck out of it. Where in the fuck did you know this? I learned things about fucking smoking shit. Where do you get brine? You make it.

It's just fucking water and salt and sugar. When does it turn into fucking Mr. Chef? One gallon of water, and I think it's, it might be not quite this, but either a cup of salt and a cup of sugar, or half a cup of salt and a cup of sugar. It's definitely a cup of brown sugar. Gallon of water.

And that makes a brine. Soak your fucking chicken in that overnight. Next day, cook that shit up. Be the best chicken you ever had. We gotta do a map star now we can make hooli hooli sauce hooli hooli hooli chicken all right all right what else are you figuring out that's when you're finding another letter that was a good that was great what the fuck happened now don't be startling me. Jesus Christ. Why doesn't it work?

What the fuck's going on? There we go. That one's from Colleen Martin Fabius. All right, what's she have to say? Says, Rick, you heard in the podcast you're worried about working and now pot is legal. Why don't you get a job doing quality control for legal weed growers? I guess I could. Not a bad question.

I don't know if it would pay enough to really motivate me. It says with your expertise, you could grade them on taste, effect, and presentation. Also, you could develop recipes for the edibles market. It's a great fucking idea. It's just, what would they pay me? Well, not enough. You'd be smoking everything you were fucking going to pay.

And would I have to work regular hours? Well, you'd probably have to work, yeah, like fucking 9 to 5 or something like that. Not happening. I'd do like a fucking noon to 6 shift. I don't, in the real world, Ricky, I don't think that's how it works. You just don't get to fucking say, I'm working noon to six. Well, they can't have you then. I can...

See how bad they want me. When was the last time you ever worked for, like, six hours straight? Doing anything. Uh... Never. It's never happened. Six hours is a long time, you're right. Here's one from Alan Mosko.

Alan Mosko. He says says what's up boys he's alan moscoe photographer from california watching the show i just want to say you motherfuckers are comedy gold had six surgeries on my left eye so i'm probably as blind as bubbles jesus fuck does that mean yeah man blind it's is me go yourself alan is he from russia no he's from california my question's ricky what animals have you fought and did you beat their ass here we go uh dog definitely won that one would love to fight a bear, haven't got to yet. I fought a large lizard and won. I fought a snake and won. You fought...

Never really fought a cat. I almost fought a lynx, but it decided to get smart and it ran away. You tried to fight an alligator. Yeah. Wouldn't fight you. You tried to fight an alligator. Yeah. It wouldn't fight you. No, fucking pussies. You called on six of them, remember? Which, looking back, may not have been the best idea.

Terrible idea. I panicked because no one would fight me. You punched an ostrich. I thought it was an emu. Er, yes, it was an emu. You punched him. Oh, he was back beaking at me. I wouldn't say you won, but you clocked him.

He fucking hurt me pretty bad, actually. I did... I'd give that one to the emu. Yeah. I think that's it. Oh, no. Oh, was it a horse? No, it was a donkey.

It was a donkey. He fucking kicked me up pretty bad, too. I think that's it. You didn't fight a kangaroo when we were in Australia, did you? No, couldn't find one. What about a deer? Didn't you get in some kind of shit with a deer? You punched an elk out in Banff.

Well, I was trying to put it out of its misery after we hit it with our bus. So it wasn't really a fight. No, I'm just thinking of the animals you punched. So it wasn't really a fight. No, I'm just thinking the animals you punched. So is that when you hit like a fucking animal, right, in your car,

like you hit a deer or something, things like hobbling around? Or a pheasant, yeah. You're supposed to get out and finish it off, right? That would be the uncruel thing to do, yeah. You fucking just clobbered him and you didn't kill him.

All right, okay. Because I almost hit a deer the other night. I was like, night i was like yeah i would have to get out and choke it out or something not punch it that's just you you gotta like take care of it it sucks the question for me is bubbles i know you don't kiss and tell but how many ladies you been with it says please answer well i don't just tell you're, right? But I'll tell you, it's a... It's a lot. It's a number that looks a lot like a donut. Yeah.

It's more than you can count on both your hands and your feet. Or it's the shape of a fruit loop. What's that? Oh, a zero. I don't think so. Bud. Looks like the letter that comes after T. U? Or no, P.

Q. Which is... Okay, it comes... Zero. I'm trying to say O. Ricky, you're fucked. Here's a question for Julian. Julian, why don't you become a bodybuilder?

I know how much you would like to be oiled up around other men. What does he mean, become a bodybuilder? Who are also oiled up with muscles. That's so fucked. Well, what's the answer? Why don't you become a bodybuilder? You should go to a competition. Jesus, boys. Why?

Just to try to stay in shape to get stronger, not to, like, you know. Have you ever gone to one of those competitions? No, man. Fuck off. Spray tans? No, I've never had a spray tan. Have you ever pulled your goalie watching one? Watching what?

Bodybuilding gym? No, but why would you say that? Come on. Well, just asking. Anybody good get born today? What kinds of people are born today? Well, the guy that invented the organism. The who?

Dmitry Ardanovsky. Just wait, just wait. I got to read this one. This one sounds really fucked. Okay. And I got to get into this just for one second. This is from Doug Baird. Okay, I haven't read the whole thing yet, so I might not.

He says, hey, Bob's, I was watching one of the podcasts the other day, an older one, where the talk was of the first thing made by God. Then Randy talks about Noah. Well, here's a fact, he says, that makes that impossible. Besides all the other thousands of reasons is that the water covered the highest peaks. Well, the highest peaks are those of Everest, and they are in the same general part of the world. But get this, boys, is at minus 50 at times and has rarefied air, very little. So anything on that would first and second be dead from no air

and they would all be frozen solid. So what can you say? Be ready for a hell of a barbecue in the water. What the fuck is he talking about? Eating animals? It's a fact. But everyone else was dead anyway. So lots of rotting meat on a dead boat and poof.

Myth blown and failed. Doug Baird. He really put some effort into that. Did he ever? All right, well. I, sorry, I just read it quick. I guess we were wrong. I thought he had a fact that proved Noah.

I think he was trying to help us debunk Noah. So I got to do that. They found the irk, didn't they? They didn't find the fucking irk. And was it a bunch of animal remains on it? Oh, yeah. Yeah, they found the fucking ark. And was there a bunch of animal remains on it? Oh, yeah. Yeah, they found an ark the size of fucking 20 football fields. And there was the remains of two of every animal in the world.

Preserved in ice. Yeah, man, lots of people believe in that stuff, Bob's. Fuck, it'd be worth some dough if he could find it, especially if it was in ice. What? Wouldn't it be worth a lot of money? Yes, it would be worth a few bucks on eBay. What would it be worth?

I've got Noah's Ark. What would be worth more money, Noah's Ark or the Ark of the Covenant? Let's put them both up on eBay and see what we can get for them. I would think the Ark of the covenant which is what the thing that what is that is that the thing that jesus i don't know anything this is why i don't even talk about this stuff i have i know nothing man it's this thing that harrison ford found yeah it was in raiders of the lost ark wasn't it oh it wasn't the

no i'm thinking of the holy grail the holy grail that's what it was that Raiders of the Lost Ark, wasn't it? Oh, it wasn't the... Oh, I'm thinking of the Holy Grail. The Holy Grail. That'd be worth some dough. That's what he drank his juices out of. The Jesus fella. That'd be worth a few bucks. That would be worth some money. I would think the Ark, just the wood in it, would be worth...

Oh, fuck, thousands of bucks, man. A lot of wood in that fucking thing, if it was as big as they say. Yeah, I don't think people like wood anymore. Oh, the old wood like that? See these beams I put in my house? Those from Noah's Ark. I'd buy a little coffee table or something, just to say.

Noah's Ark fucking coffee table. Where'd you get that coffee table, Ricky? That's part of Noah's Ark. It's a fucking nice piece of wood. Yeah, I know. Yeah, Noah. This is where the... Hand selected by Noah out of some forest.

And they made into an ark. What the fuck? Some people say it was just one log. They hollowed it out. It was massive. One of the biggest trees ever. Oh, they made like a Flintstones boat. Yeah.

That was a Fred Flintstone arc. Be a lot easier, wouldn't it? Remember they used to drive those log cars? They had log cars hauled out, didn't they? The Flintstones? No, man. They had rocks, wasn't it? It was rocks.

Two big rocks. Oh, but there was something on there where they had hauled out logs. Those were the sports cars. Yeah, that's right. Oh, yeah, yeah. They? It was rocks. Two big rocks. Oh, but there was something on there where they had hollowed out logs. Those were the sports cars. Yeah, that's right. Oh, yeah, yeah. The one that... Okay. The one that cool felt.

The cool looking ones. The little sports car ones. Yeah, the sports car ones. Two seaters. Those were log cars. Yeah. And they were nice. Elon Musk developed the Tesla just based on that log drive.

I don't think he did, Bubbs. Okay, what else has happened today? I don't know. I'm just reading about this poor woman, man. She's fucking 40 years old. She's giving birth to 44 kids. See one again? She's 40.

Yeah. She's got 44 kids. That's not possible. She must have had. Yeah, it is because she's had fucking triplets. Oh, she's had more thanplets oh she's had yeah man like all kinds like a octopus like six six at once and a few times 44 kids yeah and and her husband's a prick he's like fucking married to a bunch of you know he's got kids everywhere

and he only comes some of these kids haven't even fucking seen the guy because he's a bum who comes in the middle of the night drunk, gets his action, leaves. Well, she fucking keeps putting up with it. Well, that's just the way she is. Her mother said you got to fucking stay faithful to your guy, right? So she's not that bright as well, I don't think. That's terrible. So this is just one lady he has kids with?

One lady. How many kids does he fella have? He's got like 45 from other women. So he's got like 90 total? At least. Who knows, man? This guy's a banging like fucking crazy. Jesus. He's got some... He's a machine.

And he's a dick. Wow. He must be a dick. Must be like a hammer drill. What must be like a hammer drill? His hammer? Yeah. If you're going to treat someone like shit, they just keep coming back for 45 kids.

Something's going on. It's good. He's an idiot. So Dmitry Ivanovsky, never heard of him who was that he was a russian botanist who discovered the organisms okay that became known as viruses back in 1910 discovered viruses why don't they just say that oh he's born in 1920. what's his name dimitri ivanovsky What's his name? Fucking Dimitri.

Ivanovsky. Yeah. He's from Prince Edward Island. He's from Prince Edward Island? No, he's Russian. Sounded like a Prince Edward Island name. Tom Fogarty. Oh, yeah.

I know him. What's he done, Ricky? He's a singer. He was an American rocker. Yeah. Putting the candles on the windows. Or something like that. Mm. He was in Creedence,

Ricky John Fogarty's brother. They were brothers? Tom Fogarty and John Fogarty were both played in Creedence. Okay, I didn't know there was two of them. I thought they were the same guy. Why didn't they just call themselves the fucking Fogarty Brothers?

Because they were Creedence Clearwater Revival, that's why. Which is... Can you explain that fucking name to me, please? No, I can't. I don't know what the fuck it means. It's a cool name, though. It's...

Well, I don't think it's great because they turned it into just CCR. So they weren't happy with it. It's like Kentucky Fried Chickens now. It's KFC. It's just easier to say in three letters. Oh, Peppa was born today. Peppa Pig? No, Peppa from Salt-N-Pepa.

Ah, that one. Jamaican-American hip-hop artist from Salt-N-Pepa. Born in Kingston, Jamaica. It says birth date disputed. So maybe she was born today, maybe she wasn't. Dennis Stratton, guitarist from Iron Maiden. Julian's a big fan. Big fan.

Decent. Give you a big birthday kiss if you were here, you would. Why would he do that? That's so cute. What was this maiden lyrics you were singing and you had them fucked up, remember? I don't think I can say that on this show. Yeah, you can. What was it?

What song was it? You sang it. You sang it like that. Oh, yeah. Run to the hills. Run to the hills run to the hills what was he saying he thought the lyrics were white man came across my back across my face across my face for years he thought those were the lyrics it'd be funny to do those ones at karaoke, maybe. Yeah, that would be real funny. It's aggressive.

Gabriel Miller from Corner Gas was born. Today? Which one's that guy? No, Gabriel Miller. Wouldn't that be a lady? Yeah. Gabriel. Oh, Gabriel.

Oh, Gabriel, Gabriel. I don't know how the fuck she pronounces it. Don't know her, but... Well, I would assume Gabrielle, I don't know how the fuck she pronounces it. Don't know her, bud. Well, I would assume she was born in 73, so she's probably the one with the dark hair, you know. Don't have a clue. Okay, bud. I've just never watched the show before. As if you don't watch Corner Gasp.

I've never watched Corner Gasp in my life. He definitely knows who the person is above her who got born on this day. Fuck, does he ever. Remember the posters? Oh, yeah. Nick Lachey from 98 Degrees. What did you say? Did he say I had posters of him?

No, man. You had one poster of the band. No, man. The last poster I had, and I've told you, it was the Farrah Fawcett one. That's the only poster. Hey, I remember that poster. Yes, if I put Nick Lachey's poster up in my fucking...

And you had a highlighter circle around him. Shouldn't his name just be Lackey? Maybe it is, is it? Lackey? I don't know. It's Lachey. Oh. I'm just saying. Everybody... It's not... Look at it. Don. It's Lachey. Oh. I'm just saying. It's not.

Look at it. Don't disrespect the Lachey. You can say whatever the fuck you want about the Lachey. It's almost like Leahy, but we'll see. Yeah. I guess that's kind of it. I don't know these other people. You know Cisco.

Oh, Cisco, yeah. Thong song, Julian? The thong song. Oh, that was a good fucking, that was a nice video. I don't know that song. Thong, thong, thong, thong, you know? Dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee. Movement, lots of movement.

I don't know it. Don't remember that one? No. How could you not remember? Bubs, do I got to fucking bring... Dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee. You know what fucking song I'm talking about. I don't own it. Don't remember that one? No. How could you not remember? Bubs, do I got to fucking bring... Dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee. You know what fucking song I'm talking about. I don't have a clue.

I don't... Lesson to Cisco. Cisco's the place that delivers the hamburgers to the restaurants. Corey claimed that he went into Julian's trailer one time and Julian was in a thong dancing to the thong song. No. See, you're so full of fucking shit. Boys. Okay, you've definitely... This is... It's a thong, dancing to the thong song. No, see, you're so full of fucking shit. Boys, okay, you've definitely watched.

This is, it's a good video, man. Listen, get rid of this fucking garbage first, these stupid ads. I don't know this song. Yes, you do, man. Oh, what's up, man? You ready? Yeah, I'm ready.

I'm just waiting for this girl to bring my daughter back. They went to the mall or something. This is it, man Remember him? The fuck? Get to the good part here He had the aluminum hair You know this song. You like to dance on the hip-hop spots And you cruise to the cruise like a neck of dust Not just airmen, cheap like fogs

I don't know. Fogs, come on. Like you don't... Where's the hawk? It's coming up. Let me hear the hawk. All right, it's coming up, man. Don't remember this video.

Never saw it in my life. Let me see that thong Coming up, man. You don't remember this video. Never saw it in my life. Come on. Never heard this song in my life. I'm telling you. I can't believe it. You're the only person on the fucking planet that hasn't heard this song. When was it out? It's the video.

The video is the best part of the fucking song. Except for this crap. Get rid of this stuff. All right, turn it off. Fuck, see? Enough of that shit. I don't know. There's just certain songs you just can't ever hear again.

No, that's one of them. You can only hear them once, right? It's actually better just to... Old time rock and roll can't hear it. Mute it and watch the video. Oh, God. Fuck. Yeah, I can't handle that tune.

Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band. A couple... I forget them now. I can't believe you've never heard of the fucking Thongs. Listen to this story, boys. Swiss toilets overflowed with $100,000 in cash. What? I'm confused.

Locking somebody's toilet's one of those faux pas you never lived out. It's the kind of shame that makes you move to a new state. What the fuck are you talking about someone found a way to clog their can in the class by literally flushing money down the toilet when an employee at the u.s bank in geneva went on their bathroom break they encountered a very um very pleasant surprise a hundred thousand dollars in the pisser in In the chitter. Wow. Did they take it out? It's a good fine.

They didn't give it back. Public bathroom stall. First at the USB bank, then at three nearby restaurants. Hundreds of $500 euro bills. We're clogging the pipes and rising back up out of the toilets. How the fuck did they get there? I don't know. Maybe somebody was robbing the bank.

Robbed a bank and fucking flushed it. Says altogether authorities estimate that about 120,000 U.S., which was sadly cut into pieces, was sent to a watery, shit-ridden grave. See, that's... That's kind of smart, but... Shit-ridden grave. God.

But why would you do that? See, that's the whole thing. They went in, they fucking cut the cash, right? Down the toilet. If they were to get stopped or whatever, they wouldn't have the cash on them. So they go down to the fucking sewer, collect up their shitty fucking bills.

They're 125 grand richer. I don't know if I... I don't know, man. That seems like a mess seems like it seems like a mess you like to you know poke fun at the police not being very smart cops in scotland had a 45 minute standoff with a stuffed tiger that was amazing yeah they had a standoff but they just think he was like not moving they i? They... I don't know. Just ignoring them?

Hey, bud, put your paws up. Where was this at? Scotland. Scotland. Late one night, Bruce Grubb, a Scottish farmer, went to check in on his pregnant cows. And he got the fright of his life wandering down to the cowshed to check on the herd. Grubb caught sight of something altogether unexpected for rural Scotland. A tiger in the barn. They don't normally have tigers there?

Not in Scotland, Ricky. A tiger in the barn with his cows. The tiger wasn't attacking them, just lying on his side like some feline grim reaper. Why is that guy in jail? He could nickname himself the Scottish Tiger. If they don't have tigers. Well, he was just making up a new animal. Yeah, they were. He was from Scotland, and they're ferocious.

He was a tough fucker, I'll give him that. So he called the cops. They stood. They fucking had a standoff with him for 45 minutes. After 45 minutes, an irritated grub drove his truck up to the big cat to kindly ask if he could go away. However, when he got close enough, it dawned on the 24-year-old farmer that the tiger was, in fact, stuffed. Fuck.

So the cops were just scared. I would say. Oh, fuck. I'd be a little scared, too, of a tiger. Dumb. No no they're dumb tigers everything was on its side it was probably like this like stiff legs like that yeah usually cropped up if it was alive and it started hearing people running what kind of a tiger legs sticking out man come on he might have been he could have been on his back those guys are waiting here

Come on. He could have been on his back. Those guys are stupid. They're like paws up, and he was listening, but he wasn't moving. I don't think any of that. It doesn't say any of that, Ricky. We're supposed to give a shout-out to Sven and Magic. Congratulations. Sven and Magic?

What did they do? They're a gay penguin couple, and they hatched their egg. They named the little one Svenjik. Svenjik. Kind of half each of their names. What was it? Sven and who? Magic. So they named the little penguin cub Svenjik.

Yeah. Congrats. Congrats. Sven, I cheered them before I knew they were penguins. What gives a fuck? What's the big deal here? It's just the headline. I thought it was good. I'm sure there's penguins being born everywhere.

Why does it say to give a shout-out to them? I think they're the first gay penguin couple to hatch an egg. Mm-hmm. How did they...? How did the gay penguins get... an egg. How did they? How did the gay penguins get? Where did the egg come from? They must have put it in for adoption or something, I guess. What the

penguins did? Well, they must have wanted a baby penguin badly. Maybe they purchased the egg online. I don't know. What the... Like, this story's getting more fucked.

More fucked, Ricky. We gotta stop talking about it. Listen, this will interest you, Julian. This sounds like something you would want to do. I can't wait, man. I can't fucking wait. A man got a letter approving unemployment benefits for his dog. How'd he do that?

See, I told you it would interest you. See how his brain rated way. What? How? Who? How did he stand with his son? I told you it would interest you. See how his brain rated way. What? How? Who? How did he stand? His dog is probably in a commercial. His dog is probably working. Or he's one of the C&I dogs. Maybe he couldn't work anymore. Let me just see. What, you gotta train a dog to do some shit?

And then...what? Well, I just... That ain't been approved for $360 a week in unemployment. What if you had two or three dogs? You could turn it into a joke somehow, I think. 20, or maybe even 100. Hey, did you hear about the CNI dog that lost his eyesight? No.

Now he's getting unemployment benefits. It's not really that funny, is it? But you could turn it into a joke somehow, I think. That's... I don't know. Who cares? It doesn't need to be a joke. We just gotta find out how this guy's pulling us off. I don't know. It's too long.

Can't read it. I will just... Can you flip that over to me and let me... I'll flip it over to you. I gotta go use it, boys. Well, are you number one or number two? I'm not telling you that. Well, if it's number one, save it. Why? Because now they're finding a way you can turn piss into bricks.

What? It's going to be the building block of the future. Piss? It's very green and virulently friendly. Piss bricks? Yep. I don't know how it works. Ricky, nobody's going to build their house out of piss bricks.

Why? Why would you? What if it rains? Does it turn back into piss? I think it's a brick. I think bricks are good. Bricks are good, everybody. Thanks for that, Ricky. It's a brick of piss, though. It's not, really. It's all the shit that's in your piss.

All the shit that's in your piss. All the shit that's in your piss? Just brick stuff in your piss. What brick stuff is in your piss? Sand, I guess. I don't know. Sand in your piss. Just look it up. Ricky, if you're pissing sand, you should go to the emergency room. Immediately.

How much piss does it take to make a house? I would say a lot. How much piss does it take to make one brick? I would say a lot. So... But it is good for the earth. So it's just use of water. Take that piss and make something good out of it. You can't build a house out of water, dummy

You can't fucking make bricks out of water either Oh, I read something They can make Somebody invented something Now you can make water Out of the fucking air Make water out of thin air Yeah, that's been around for fucking

Do you miss fire? It's been around for years years, man. It's dehumidifier. It's been around for years. Yes. No, it hasn't. Yes, it has, man. I thought, isn't it just a dehumidifier? No, man, they got this huge fucking ass machines they take out to the desert and they make water. The troops have been doing it for fucking years. No, this

is different. That needs some ingredients. This is just making it straight out of nothing. No, I think it's gathering it from the fucking air, man. Oh, well, fuck you, then. It's been out for a long time. I was talking to a dude that was going over to do that about, like, 15 years ago. 15 fucking years ago, you were making water

out of the thin air. And now he's probably rich. Probably, if it's real. I think you could make a few bucks off that, yes. It'd be really good for if you lived in a desert. Very good. That's what it's for. Oh, remember David Schwimmer?

Yeah. He didn't kill anybody. No. Thanks for telling us that. I was pretty sure I knew that anyway. No, people thought he stole some beer. It was a guy that looked like him. They put up a mug shot or some kind of a security shot,

and everybody thought it was David Schwimmer. Yeah, he makes a million dollars an episode. I'm sure he's gonna go steal some fucking beer. What's he doing these days? Who cares? Stealing beer. No, he's living off his fucking crazy amounts of money he made. They said it's not him, but it looks a lot like him.

Well, that's good to know. All right, tune in next week, everybody, when... We're going to talk about the Great Blue Hole. Can't wait. The Great Blue Hole's coming up on the next podcast. Don't miss it.