Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 17 – Carrot Top's F*** Den

Episode Date: November 27, 2015

This week, the Boys are hanging out with comedian Carrot Top in Las Vegas! Topics include strip clubs, Petey Big Bird, and Randy's new smell. Episode 17 is brought to you by Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky!  

All right, fucking here we go. Podcast number what is it, Junior? Who fucking knows, man. I totally screwed it up last time. I said it was 11. It was actually 16. Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter.

We're in Las Vegas. Nevada. We're in Carrot Top's dressing room. Check this out. You're right. Someone's been, someone's had some things done to them in here a few times. What do you mean? You know.

What kind of things? Just look around. It doesn't smell like pure sex. It just smells. Is this like a, is this like a. A little fuck den. Backroom fuck den. Yeah.

Fuck den. We're in Carrot Top's fuck den today. For the people that are just listening to this, you're not able to see it. It is a swanky fuck den in here. Believe me. Ricky. Ricky. Ricky, wake up.

I'm in Vegas. Ricky. Ricky. Ricky. We're rolling on the podcast. We're in Carrot Top's Wearing carrot tops, dressing room. Who's fucked, Dad? Who's carrot top? What?

He said, who's carrot top? He has no idea where he has that. Well, thank you for having me on your podcast. It's great. I love the candy, so it'll be... What was that? Low candy? Ron Jeremy gave me that.

Isn't that great? I thought it was Julian. It looks like... No, look at this. Look at this. It's a Ron Jeremy wind-up toy. He never has to leave his house. If you can blow yourself, why would you ever leave the house? That's pretty amazing. There'd be a good reason to leave the house, to go see a psychiatrist.

Check this one out. Figure out why you're blowing yourself. Check that out. It's a chick with a dildo. I have a lot of weird shit in there. I'm sorry. I apologize. That's fucked up, man. I like that though. Fuck,o. I have a lot of weird shit and I'm sorry. I apologize. That's fucked up, man. I like that, though. Fuck, boys.

I am fucked. See, the problem with Las Vegas, like, hookers are legal and all this other shit's legal, but you can't... You can't get any good dope here. It's not legal. Oh, you can.

Oh, yeah? Maybe that would help I don't have any, but I'm sure there's plenty of... Yeah, you can get anything you want in Vegas. Yeah, we're in Vegas, man. This isn't a good place...

No, this should legalize it. That's all I'm saying. This isn't a good place. They should legalize it. That's all I'm saying. This isn't a good place for Ricky to be. I mean, how long do you think he could survive in Vegas? Because you were fucked last night. I drink too much when I don't get high. That's the problem. I'm fucked.

And you try to suck your own bird like Ron Jeremy. I wish I had a bird that big. What, this big? The thing's only about a centimeter long. Alright, so, caretops, fuck that. This is pretty awesome. Thanks for having us here. Yeah, I'm like Kennedy. I'm gonna go on a fucking hike. Lots of booze. He's got a nice little bird.

Yeah, full bar. Nice setup, man. You're one of the funniest fuckers I've ever seen. That was amazing. What was? The show, man. The show was awesome. You weren't at a show, man. You're one of the funniest fuckers I've ever seen. That was amazing. What was? The show, man. That show was awesome. You weren't at a show, Ricky. I've seen it.

It was great. When? You were there too, Bubbs. How fucked up were you? Yeah, you saw it. Oh, my God. I don't remember that. Oh, my God.

I didn't know you were that drunk. We did shots of them with the audience. It was amazing. Oh, yeah, okay didn't know you were that drunk. We did shots of them with the audience. It was amazing. Oh yeah, okay. I remember now. Very memorable. I have a memorable show. It's a great show. Thank you. It's fucking amazing.

How long have you been doing that job? I've been here ten years. Yeah. Ten fucking years. It's a good gig, man. It's a great gig. Yeah, I do shows and go home at night. No traveling. We should try to get hooked up in a place like this boys make some money for once You gotta figure out what you probably do if you get yeah, you need what's called a show What do you guys have some talents right, what do you

We've done some shows before what are you talking about? I've seen your live shows. Yeah, he's saying you dance shows. You sing, you dance, right? I don't think we could do it in Vegas. Maybe we could. Maybe we could open for you. That'd be not good. But I'd get you guys your own room probably. Could you get us a fuck den? We'll get you a fuck den. So how long do you have to have a show in Vegas before you get your own sort of swanky fuck then?

I don't, yeah, 10 years. 10 years. Yeah. So you just got this? Yeah. Like would Wayne Newton have a... He probably has four of these. Yeah.

Wayne Newton. He has lots of beds in him though, he's old, he sleeps a lot. He's still doing some pounding though, I bet you man. Wayne Newton? Oh yeah. He's been to Las Vegas, hell yeah. He's banging all kinds of chicks. How do you know? He's Wayne Newton, man. I'm a love that guy.

Figs brother. Fuck off, Pops. It's not figs brother. Wayne Newton, Figs brother. Who's Figs? Oh, Figs Newton, I get it. See, there's your opening line for your show when you get one in Vegas. Hey, this came down from Wayne Newton's house.

Figs brother. There's your opening. That's great. That'll walk about 30 people. What's that mean? That'll leave? Yeah, yeah. Have you ever had people get up and fucking walk out of your show?

Oh, yeah. All the time. Mostly my crew. No, but have you ever had any fans? I mean, I know the crew. No, I don't think you've ever had people just get up and leave.

I've had people leave and I said, where are they going? They said, we have to go see the... We booked another show. So they'd come see a half hour of mine

and they'd go see a half hour of Blue Man Group or something stupid like that. Those fuckers. Yeah. That's brilliant. So I'm glad I thought

they'd never leave. What's the craziest thing you ever had happen when you were... A big fight broke out here not too long ago right in the middle of the show in your audience

in my audience so you think my shows bring love it was amazing there's this big huge I heard this discussion going on for a while people were like

shut up quiet quiet and all of a sudden I hear this you know that sound of a fight where it's this rumble and smacking

and skin and I looked and I'm like what the fuck and people are just pounding it it's great so what did you do you just and skin and I looked and I'm like what the fuck and people are just pounding it going really

it's great so what did you do you just I guess you stopped the show I came down here my fuck down shook and hid

until it was over that's fucking no it really was weird I didn't know what to do I kind of sat there and said well okay and then the cops came and then they left

and then we went back to do the show Jesus Christ fuck yeah fine alright one thing I want to know you took us on a little tour today which was yeah and then they left and then we went back to do the show. Jesus Christ, fuck. Alright, one thing I want to know. You took us on a little tour today, which was the most fucked up tour I've ever been on in my life.

It was fucked. How was it fucked? It was just too fast, man. We didn't get time to sit down and have a drink. We didn't go to a bar. One thing I want to know, strip clubs here, do they take all the gear off or do they just have the boobs out? That's a good question. I've never been to one. Oh, see, boys, we've got to hit a strip club. You've never been to a strip club in Las Vegas. No, I'm kidding.

Do they take the whole, all the law? Some of them do, yes. Some of them do, okay. There's a couple of clubs they do. What about the female strip clubs? How about the female strip clubs? Because he's wondering. I was wondering.

Thunder from way down under. Yeah. Now, I think some clubs do, some clubs don't. Some clubs, the girls go all the way down. But the other ones, you don't want to get there. It's just like a wooden pole. It's an old strip club. You don't want to go there.

A wooden strip pole? That's old. It says splinters and stuff. Oh, they suck. Yeah. I never thought of it. That's like the old saying. I won't tell anybody you got splinters in your lips if you don't tell them I've got a wooden cog.

I've never heard it. I've never heard that one either. You've never heard that expression? It's a classic, though. It's going to go down as a classic. So you have a wooden cog? Well, you've got splinters in your lips. I don't get it. It means you were talking at a certain time.

No, I wasn't. I like strip clubs that have food, though. I think that's a great thing. You go and you're watching girls stripping and then you're eating a steak. Yeah, we have those at home. We've got those at home. There's a strip club at home. The waitress comes and takes your order, you know, and she hands you your fries. Right up on stage.

Nice. Pants off. So the one that just waited on you. That's awesome. You have a beer and a hairnet, please? Probably wouldn't want to order, like, fish sandwiches. Why is that, Rick? Well, you know, some of the smells are similar. Okay. What smells like fish

to you, Rick? Back to the male strip clubs. The female strip clubs. No, no, no. Okay, smells like fish. What are you talking about? I've smelled fish in there and they weren't serving any food, so I don't know. Wow. Ricky. What? That's gross, man. Well, it's not as gross as thunder from down under.

Does that mean, like, males are up there farting everywhere? What the fuck is he talking about? Oh we're talking about male strip clubs and... Who's talking about fish? No I knew we were talking about male strip clubs. I was just trying to... No I was trying to go back to the fact that he didn't know what that... why there was fish mills. But anyway let's move on. You've never worked at a strip club. I did, yes I have. Stripping? Not stripping, no, doing comedy when I first started. Oh. And they'd say, please welcome Cinnamon to the Mays Days. And then I'd come up, get your stuff out.

And I'd pull all my stuff out, and people were throwing beers at me. I'm like, get off. And I was like, show us your pussy. Yeah, yeah, show us your pussy. Yeah, exactly. No, it's hell. It's a weird-looking check up there, but I want to see your tits. Get it? Oh, I get it Bubs. I didn't get all of it. So we don't have any liquor drinks gone. Seems weird. We have plenty. I can make you one. Do you want? No I don't. I'll just keep eating the candy.

What's all that you've got stuff to talk about? Is there anything you want to talk about? Besides male strip clubs? Not male strip clubs. I don't want to talk about male strip clubs. Anymore. We've talked about them enough. How about you? When you guys do your live shows, what's the weirdest thing that's ever happened to you on stage when you're doing live shows? Well, one time a guy drank from a piss jug, which was a little weird.

He was on crystal meth, I think. Yeah. His piss jug was sort of thrown at the audience by accident and he grabbed it and jugged it, which was a little weird. Now my question would come from me would be, why was there a piss jug on stage? Yeah, Ricky. Sometimes I like to use a piss jug. It's just easier than trying to find the bathroom with different places that we go to.

And I thought the audience would say over here, and I thought they were over this way, so I threw it, and I thought it was going this way, and it went into the actual audience, sprayed piss all over some people, and then a guy picked up what was left of the piss jug and he chugged the whole thing. It was pretty fucking awesome. You guys should totally have a show in Vegas I think now. Oh yeah, I think so.

I mean we should do. Oh there was two guys dressed up as Mr. Lee that got into a fight. That was pretty cool. That was in England. England. England, yeah. And England. I was in England. England, yeah. That's awesome. was in England. England, yeah.

That's awesome. You have very rabid fans too, right? You have very... Oh, our fans are... I was walking out today in the strip with you. Yeah, they're like fanatics. They dress up you like Halloween too. Yes!

They said that today. Some of these people said we dress up. It is fucked up. Someone came to my house dressed like me too. Didn't think it was that funny. That would freak you out a little bit. It's a little freaky. Because I'm like, do I look like that?

Is that how you portray me? The fuck? Yeah. I got third in a contest one time. As yourself? Yeah, I went into Halloween costume just as myself

and they were like, that's a pretty good carrot top. I got third place. Who won? Somebody that didn't look anything like me. Jesus, Murph. That's fucked up, man.

I'll show you how fucked everything is. So do you know all the other big stars in Vegas? Who are the biggest ones here right now, other than yourself? Well, there's bigger ones than me. Elton John's here, and Rod Stewart, and Celine Dion. Elton John plays the shawl here? Yeah, Caesar's Palace, yeah. I did not know that. Elton John, and Shania Caesars Palace yeah I did not know that Elton

John and Shania Twain and so do you like hang out with them all just cuz you all have Britney Spears is a show here Jennifer Lopez yeah a lot of people Mariah Carey did not know any of that yeah we haven't seen we should go to some of these shows bubs like we haven't done anything. Celine Dion is now working again. She took time off. She's back, yeah. She was Celine Dion-off, now she's back as Celine Dion. So, huh? That was pretty funny.

Huh? Yeah, that was funny, man. I told her that to her face. I was at a party and she was standing there. I said, you know, when you're working, you're Celine Dion. You're not Celine Dion-off. And she's like, I'm sorry? I was like, fuck. Never funny twice.

Fuck. And security's like, you should sorry. I was like, fuck. Never funny twice. Fuck me. And security's like, you should get out right fucking now. Fuck. It's fun messing with celebrities. I met Leanne Rimes one time, and I walked up to her and said, Leanne Rimes, no I don't. She went, what? And I went, huh? She went, excuse me?

And I went, what? There's tons of these. I have tons of these horrible jokes. I love horrible jokes. I love horrible jokes. I like short jokes. You got any short zingers? Yeah. The little kid says to his dad, Daddy, how come my penis is so much different than yours? And his dad says, well, first of all, mine's hard. So... Jeez. That's a little fucked up.

Good though, right? Fast, quick. No one it go? No, like those goddamn long jokes. Open foot, insert mouth. Who was the dad? Guy from Subway, probably. Yeah, right. Gary? No, the Subway, you know, the... Jared.

Jared Fogart. Oh. I thought you meant Gary that used to work at the Subway. No, that Jared guy, he's going to jail. Yeah, for what? He was doing... He was just a fucking weird fuck. He was into Twitter. He's not going to do... I mean, we've spent a lot of time in jail.

That dude's not going to do well in jail. He's going to have a hard time. Good. Fuck him. Literally, literally. Literally, literally. He's going to find out what a fucking 12-incher is now. Playing footlongs.

What? He's been promoting 12-inches his whole career. Footlongs. Footlongs. So he'll have plenty of footlongs. It's gonna have a whole different meaning to his life now. And good for him. Yeah.

I wonder if Petey's still in jail. He had a pretty good-sized little hog on him. What? Petey, yeah. He was a pretty good-sized little hog on him. What? Petey, yeah. He was always pulling up and showing it off. I was like, fuck, put that thing away, man. It was Petey. I don't remember. It sounds like you cut a crush on somebody.

No, I don't. It was just ridiculous. Maybe he just showed you it all the time. I don't think, I didn't think. Did you touch it? He was always talking about it at card parties. No, I never fucking touched it. Jesus.

Did you want to? No. No, I just, I saw it. You just looked at it for about 20 minutes. St fucking touched it. Jesus. Did you want to? No. No, I just saw it. You just looked at it for about 20 minutes. Staring at it. I'm going to give you 20 minutes to put that away. You're doing it for no reason. I'm going to give you 20 minutes to get that off my shoulder.

No, it's never touched me. I've never wanted to touch it. Why would you even bring it up? You brought up him getting used to footlongs. And Petey just pops up. All of a sudden, you thought of Petey. You were talking about jail and big cocks, and I remember Petey.

That's all. Okay, fair enough. Fair enough. Here, you want to hear a... It's cock talk. Welcome to cock talk. Tear it down, tear carrot tops, fuck den. Listen to this one boys.

There's a man from Vietnam. His actual name is fuck that bitch. No way. I like it. His name is phuc.dat bitch. It's pahook. No, it's p-H-U-C, that, D-A-T, bitch. It's not, man. It's Pahook. No, but it's P-H-U-C. It's Phuc. Phuc, that bitch.

Oh, like phone. It should be Pahoon. Phone, Phuc, yeah. That's Phuc. Did he change it to that? No, that's his real name, but I mean, in Vietnam, it doesn't mean Phuc, that bitch. It just means, it'd be just like being called, you know, Stevie Conner. Yeah.

Just a normal old name. It'd be like being called Petey Big Bird. Or Duck and Tree. Petey Big Bird. Duck and Tree? What? Could be. What's a Duck and Tree?

Well, sometimes they have weird names like that. Who does? People from other countries. Duckie Tree? Duck in tree. Duck in tree. Where have you ever... Perch in fucking tree. I don't know.

Ricky. What the fuck are you talking about? Duck in tree. I've heard... You met somebody named Duck in Tree. Bear in Woods. Bear in Woods. That's his name?

Different names mean different fucking things. Bear in Woods. Bear in Woods. Like Bear in Woods. Yes. Or Giraffe Different names mean different fucking things. Baron Woods. Baron Woods. Like Baron Woods. Yes. Giraffe in water. What? Jesus Christ.

I think you did find some weed while you were here in Vegas. That's good. That's good. I haven't slept yet and I'm a little fucked up. Well, fuck that bitch. Fuck that bitch. Yeah, weed or hash or oil would be great. Is that all you got is fuck that bitch?

Well, no. I mean, I just thought it was funny. Look, there's his license there. Fuck that bitch. Imagine getting pulled over and handing that to the police officer, especially if it was a female police officer. License and registration. Fuck that bitch.

What's your name? Fuck. Fuck bitch. You can say his middle name, I guess. So that is his middle name, is it? Yeah. Fuck Bitch. You can say his middle name I guess. So Dat is his middle name? Is it? Yeah. I don't know.

Fuck Dat Bitch. Alright. He could lose the middle name. Yeah. Fuck Bitch. Fuck Bitch. Or just call him Bitch. Why not Bitch?

Why don't we just call him Robert? He was playing hockey. That's what it would say on his jersey what say honest bitch Robert. Yeah, just Robert Robert Robert did Robert good Robert De Niro's name is not gonna change the fuck that bitch I can guarantee you that is not going to change the fuck that bitch. I can guarantee you that.

Well, that was an interesting one, Bubs. Yeah, that was a great one, Bubs. Well, fuck, at least I brought something. What did you bring? Nothing. Exactly. I take this very seriously. Listen to this one. A Chinese woman who was presumed dead for 10 years,

they found her. She was living in an internet cafe playing video games. What the hell? She was in there for 10 years. Living in there. How did she... Did she eat anything? How did she use the bathroom?

They had bathrooms at internet cafes. Did she have like a 10-year diaper on? Why wouldn't they kick her out? Was she like always spending money or something? I'm sorry. I didn't read the whole fucking article. I just read the headline. It's stupid.

It's not stupid. I'll read the whole thing if you want. I guess it opened 24 hours a day. She was presumed dead after she went missing 10 years ago. She's been found. Spent in the last decade living and playing games in an internet cafe. That's weird. Hasn't all loved ones died?

For 10 years? Yeah, no loved. Look one saw her. No one looked for her. The woman known as Zhao Yun was with Fuck That Bitch. She married a guy named Fuck That Bitch. Yeah, and she what? She's now 24, so that means she went missing when she was 14.

She left her home in the eastern Chinese province of Changchang ten years ago after a quarrel with her parents. And they thought, what, she just got hit by a fucking train?

I don't know, Ricky. Well, if I had a kid that went missing at 14, I'd probably spend a little more time fucking looking for her. How does she eat and shit, man? Like, I don't understand this.

She had no money. Could somebody else just buy her food? Did you make this up? man? I don't understand this. She had no money. Could somebody else just buy her food? Did you make this up? No, I don't. I just found it on the fucking computer. Well here, you fucking if you can do better. I'm gonna have another nap here shortly and you can wake me up when you have something better than that. I don't believe any of that shit.

What the fuck is that? Is that a rockless monster? Rockless monster? It's a weird picture. Reddit has given us the most insane Star Wars theory ever. Like, who gives a fuck about that, Pops?

Well, he almost started a fire. Nice one. Throw it on the candle. There's a Mr. Ugly contest in Zimbabwe. I got third in that, too. Pops, this is all shit. He's in that Mr. Ugly contest in Zimbabwe. Randy should be in that.

Fucking. Yeah, how is Randy? How is in Balway. Randy should be in that fucking... Yeah, how is Randy? How is Randy? Jacob. Randy is fucked. He's, I don't think, he's got this new smell coming off. Yeah, what is that smell? What?

It's getting way worse, man. It's new. I don't know where it's coming from. As he's getting older, he's just, he smells like... He says it's cologne, but it's not good. It's not cologne, man. It smells like canalgase. If it's cologne, but it's not good. It's not cologne, man. It smells like an alligator's... If it's cologne, it must be called the old shit.

The old dude smell? It smells like an alligator's foreskin. And like french fry grease or something. Ricky, how would you know what an alligator's foreskin smells like? I didn't want to talk about it. I don't have a clue. I was just making up weird things. But it probably stinks pretty bad because they're like thousands of years old.

It's probably got some kind of build up on it. They live in swamps. What do you mean they're thousands? Yeah. Alligators aren't like a thousand years old, Rick. Oh yeah. They've been around a long time. They've been around but each alligator isn't a thousand years old, Ricky. That's what it says. When things are thousands of years old, it means they're a fucking thousand year old, right?

No, Ricky, it just means the species has been around for thousands of years, but, you know, they're different alligators. Who gives a fuck anyway? Why are you talking about what his foreskin smells like? All I'm saying is it probably stinks, and Randy fucking stinks. And he says it's cologne, and it's not cologne unless it's called show to shit. Show to shit? What? I don't know. You know what? I don't even know what I'm talking right now. I'm too fucked up. I should be going to find some drugs. Maybe go to find some ladies. Not sitting

here talking with fucking alligators foreskins, I guess, or fucking guys with fuck bitch names. And guys with big... You have 20 minutes to get that off my shoulder. I'll give you 20 minutes to get that off my face. I can't believe we're in Vegas and we're sitting here. This is like a sausage party right now. No. And there's so many women out there.

There's so much money. There's one right there. I know, that's plastic though. Except he has a cock out there. There's so much money. We're in the fuck dead. There's one right there. I know, that's plastic though. Except he's a cockle. He's ramming it. What's this one here? I haven't seen this one. Yeah, that's a, yeah.

Kind of looks like Jesus too. It doesn't look like Jesus down there. Well, you don't know what Jesus had going on. Jesus definitely didn't have big boobs like that, bubs. How do you know? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know, you don't know what Jesus had going on. Jesus definitely didn't have big boobs like that, Bubbs. How do you know?

Big meat flaps. Meat flaps? What? Define meat flaps, Ricky. What's a meat flap? You knew what I was talking about. Define meat flops, Ricky. What's a meat flop? You knew what I was talking about. You drink big beef curtains, whatever they call them.

Beef curtains. It smell like fish? Is that what you're talking about? I don't know. It's what I've been told. Jesus, Murphy. How did we get so off topic? I don't know. I need to get some sleep. I don't know.

Tim Hortons closed some stores in the US. Do you know what Tim Hortons is? It's a coffee place, right? Yes. Best coffee in Canada. Absolutely. They're shutting down. And he was a hockey player.

He was a hockey player. How the fuck do you know all this? I didn't know. You're not dealing with a chimp here. I can understand that. He liked whores. He loved, Tim Horton did? That's why. Now is it true they put stuff in their coffee that makes you like, you're addicted to it? That's a rumor. That's what they say. It's a great idea. They say there's nicotine in it. Yeah. Right. That's what a great fucking idea. I'd do the same thing. He banged idea. I'd do the same thing. And he banged ten whores a night. That's why he got his name

Whore Tens. Ricky, he did not. Maybe the whores were tens. They were really good looking. I don't know. His name's not Tim Whore Tens. Whore Tons. Horton. Horton. He's a hockey player, Rick. He wasn't Whore Tens. Banging whores.

Well, he might have been banging whores. Maybe that's why he got his name. He was a bit of a drunk, wasn't he? Wasores. Well, he might have been banging whores. Maybe that's why he has that guy's name. He was a bit of a drunk, wasn't he? Was he? Oh, he was getting like... He might have been feeding them, you know. Nicotine and coffee, too. Getting them all cranked up.

Getting them horned up. You know. Crullers? What's your favorite donut? There's a good question. Oh, of course. What's your favorite donut? There's a good question. Maple Frosted, if you want to know the truth. Or a chocolate cake donut. The Hortons, they have a good chocolate cake donut.

I can't believe we're fucking talking about donuts right now. But you know what? Why do a fucking podcast here? There's so much shit going on out there. Well, that's kind of rude. No, I mean, I'm talking about hanging out with Carrot Top out there, but, you know, this is fucking... We can't go out there. He'll get fucking pulled apart by the masses, by the mob. Well, if Ricky doesn't get up right now, I'm going to fucking have a nap as well, because this isn't fair, because I'm fucking... I'm beat. And he's sleeping, and I don't get up right now I'm going to fucking have a nap as well because this isn't fair because I'm beat

and he's sleeping and I don't get to sleep right someone's got to run this podcast exactly I think we ran it I think we ran it into the fucking ground alright I'm taking a nap you guys just fucking take over

this is my favorite donut let's think of this oh right now this is my favorite thing okay look I didn't want to fucking tell you guys this what pops the brownies I gave you earlier they were weed brownies and we are fucked right now I'm fucking kidding me? This is why I'm getting so fucking tired man. I don't feel like I can even move right now. I feel great. You look great dude. I didn't have any brownies. You let some purple go. Do you have more brownies? I would like to try a brownie maybe.

How long was I out? About 35 minutes. 30 seconds. I'm fucking so tired. I feel like I've got a really crazy body stone. You do Ricky. What? I dropped you. I didn't give you you fucking weed brownies.

I was just trying to liven up the party. Trying to liven up the party. Let's go fucking get the party going here. Fuck. Are we done? Let's go to a bar. Let's go. We need to pound some liquor into us.

We're going to go to a strip club. We're going to look at some ladies. Is there a fucking ranch down here with ladies? Bunny Ranch? Yeah. There's a real good one. That's where What's-His-Name died almost. We can go to that at some ladies. Isn't there a fucking ranch down here with ladies? A bunny ranch? Yeah. There's a real good one. That's where what's-his-name died almost. We can go to that one. All right.

Are you buying? The Kardashian dude. Oh, yeah. Odom. Odom. Lamar Odom. All right. Let's go see that.

That's the kind of tour I want to go on. That's a whorehouse. That's not a strip club. That's a full-on whorehouse. That's what I'm talking about. It's legal here. Carrot's going to fucking pay for it. We're all good boys. Alright, whore house it is.

Are you taking us to a whore house? Yes he is. That was good. We could probably. I could have a shot at it. No, well we can, you know, we'll take care of this. We'll go quick. You drop us off maybe? Give us some money. Free pay, everything. I guess. I don't know how this is going to work out for me, but... All right, let's go. Thanks for letting us hang out here, have some drinks, eat shrimp, uh... treats. I normally have shrimp and stuff, but you know, this fucking, this was a good Philly cheesesteak sub.

You good? I'm good now. All right, so that we're doing, really? We're doing that? Yeah. Let's go to the ranch. Going to a whorehouse. I wish you said we're going to a ranch, doing that? Yeah. Let's go to the ranch. Going to our house. I wish you said we're going to a ranch

in question of the same or else. It might even be like a natural ranch. No, it's just a ranch with lots of whores.