Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 17 - Liquor 'N' Learn

Episode Date: September 16, 2024

Thirteen is the magic number as the Boys get down to some serious drinking... and mathing! Ricky tries swinging Spanish-style, Bubbles brings the tunes, and Julian brings the sweaty muscle briefs. Plus: Samsquamptch sightings, and Ricky's best-ever brain learning!

To watch the video version of Park After Dark in my fucking trailer, go to swearnet.com or download the Swearnet Trailer Park Boys app. Fuck off. Gentlemen. Are you ready? For what, man? Give the people what they want. What the fuck? Are you prepared to make the people laugh?

And have a good time today. Not sure Ricky. I don't know. Guys, come on. What do you mean, come on? Who are you? Who the fuck are you man? I'm the energy buddy.

Don't be feeding me shit and then start talking like this man because it's not gonna work over I haven't been asleep I've drank some coffee which I don't normally drink I'm on some mixed concoction of blender drugs liquor I'm ready to go what am I on Ricky yeah what the fuck are we on that? I don't really know. Great. Happy things. All right, so what are they? Did you take your happy pills?

I can see digital things in the air. Whoa. I took something about what, it's 20, yeah, 27 minutes ago. That was only 27 minutes ago. It was 27 fucking minutes ago. So then I could go to a whole new level. I don't know if I want, I like this level, it's good. I thought that was about fucking minutes ago. So you might go to a whole new level. I don't know if I want, I like this level, it's good.

I thought that was about four hours ago. No man, that was 27 minutes ago. Okay. Put on your seatbelt, bubble-icious. All right, boys. What? Hit me with it. No, it's, this is an amazing memory fucking story

I got for you guys. First off, before you get into that. Okay. Yes? Friday the 13th. It is Friday the 13th, which means we have to have 13 different types of liquor, 13 different types of smokables. You know what's fucked up? All that. We can't really do 13 types of outables., you know, what's fucked up. All I only do 13 types of I know too much

And you know what's fucked up about the word 13 or the letter letter the number 13 What I only have 13 fucking bucks left on me. So if you want 13 different cut types of booze we got a we got to go to 13 stores and and Grab 13 different bottles. How many fucking, okay, how many liquor stores are there around here? We gotta think about that. Oh, fuck.

There's one on Portland Street. Yeah. There's one down on Wise Road. Main Street. Main Street, Forest Hills. Borders Lake. Borders Lake, we can't go to Fort, that's like seven bucks, fucking gas. There used to be one in Clydes Street, that's not there anymore.

Agricola. Is Clydes Street still there? Where's Clydes Street? Oh, there's one on the fucking Sobeys up in Russell Lake. Oh, yeah, yeah, especially liquor stores. So there's seven of them. Within the HRM that we can hit. That's... What's going on with the chin toucher. I can feel my whimsker's What the fuck you talking about man you turn into a kitty cat I feel my face what is it feel my hair growing. It's not fucking you know I can't you can't feel hair growing man. I can't possible

No, I can feel how much it doesn't grow fucking much. You can't, you won't bust. Neil Armstrong was quite a fellow, wasn't he? Oh yeah, yeah. Why, what's going on with him now? Where did that come from, man? Don't know, just thinking about him. Is he fucked? He's starting to lose it though. He walked on the moon! Neil Armstrong's dead, bud.

Oh yeah, he is dead. Holy fuck. What do you mean he's starting to lose it? When did he die? When did this guy die years ago? Like how many years? You're thinking about Aldrin You're thinking about he's starting to fucking lose it isn't he he's a crazy motherfucker buzz almond That's right. He's how the fuck did he get to the crazy cards out of his deck? This is why what did buzz Aldrin? Thankman do? Well there's videos of him talking about, could be AI man, how he didn't go to the moon. No, there's no videos of that. No, they cut it out of context.

That's not at all what he fucking said. That's what I'm talking about. You already get all riled up. No, if you watch the whole fucking video, he never says we never went to the fucking moon. Controversy. Like it. See? Buzz Almond was on the moon. OK.

Just fuck. There's some people watching that, but like, bullshit. But I'm just saying. I'm not convinced 100%. But anyway. Didn't Stanley Kubrick shoot all that? That's what I also heard, man. Yeah, Stanley Kubrick shot it. He was asked.

I love getting him going because you know he's just fucking wanting to throw something right now. Yeah, about 70,000 people involved that had to keep the secret. If Christian Hadfield was here right now, he'd probably beat the fuck out of us. Who? Christian Hadfield. What the fuck is that? Is that his name? Is that his real name? No, it's Christopher wouldn't it be? Chris. Chris Hadfield, commander. Great dude. Space station. Way too smart for me though. Hard to talk to. Commander of the ISS. Well I wonder if this dude's smarter than him. I don't

know if this is like smart. What have we got? This is amazing, boys. Like this guy is a fucking alien. Hit me with your big shot. He's got an amazing memory. He's in the Guinness now. He recites 14,000 digits in order. Sit 49 minutes, it took him.

14,000. You're not counting from one to 14? No, no, no, 14,000. 14,000. You mean like counting from one to 14? No, no, no, no, no, just it's. It's a number, Ricky, that has 14,000 digits. Oh, like a multiplication answer? Well, no, he can remember each digit from one to 14,000. Not only that, this guy was able to memorize 500 phone numbers that are in his fucking melon, right?

I've got about 500 in there. Not as good as Rain Man. Euler's number, okay? The most decimal places of Euler's number. Do you ever hear of that, Bubs? Yeah. That's what he fucking did, man. Jesus Murphy.

Yeah, previous to that record, it was like 10,122 fucking digits. It flew away, 14,000. Like that's, what the fuck's going on with this, man? Like, are we used, is there powers that we have that we can't, where are we tapping into? Big time. That's what the fuck's going on with this man like are we used is there powers that we have that fuck? Yeah, yes happen into big time. That's not even close man. Simulation, that's what I've been doing my whole life trying to find that right drug that fucking opens it up

But I don't even know if it's a drug man like there must be this maybe some way of you lation Simulation simulation simulation simulation simulation simulation simulation simulation yeah it's fucked up man alright ok I'm just we you gotta learn how to tap into these fucking powers I'm working on it good man liquor

Ricky keep the fucking drugs going that's why Leite used to say let the liquor do the thinking maybe he went on to something maybe that was it maybe he knew the liquor was the key to manipulating the code the simulation liquor. Is Canada a lot different than Spain? Totally, man, a lot. Yeah.

In what way are we? I thought I would explain some things. Well, I wonder if I got the beaties. The beaties, what's that? The diabs. Are you like pissing out like pussy shit? No, I'm tired. Oh, that way, okay. The beat beaties I might have the diabs do I

I don't know because I don't know what that is. I don't know what you're talking about man. Diabetes. Oh the diabetes guys The beaties. I didn't I didn't know what's that. Diabs. Is that the hip way of saying the diabetes? You got the beaties Wow, everybody's got the beaties. All the cool kids are calling us the Beatties. Tons of people have the Beatties. We got the Beatties, we got the Beatties. In the Spanish country. Yeah, we are the Beatties. Imagine if the bagels had diabetes.

In the Spanish country, this is what I heard the other day. If you go to a grocery store between 7 and 8 o'clock. Okay. You get a pineapple, you turn it upside down. Means you're looking for love. You go to the wine section, which we don't have here. between seven eight o'clock okay you get a pineapple you turn upside down means you're looking for love you go to the wine section which we don't have here maybe that was my problem and you fucking bump a car to someone you want to talk to you they bump back you're where's this at what the Spanish country

I knew about the upside down pine okay so I went to the grocery store between seven and eight last night. I put the pineapple upside down in my cart and I got rammed by I mean he was a nice gentleman but I think I don't know it just didn't seem to be the same as no I think it's just fellas Ricky it's a fellas thing but in Spanish country it wasn't. Oh, I think the upside-down pineapple means you're looking for that's swinger code man That's yeah, that's a swinger code. Yeah, that's the code of the swingers. I think man He was gonna take me back and there might have been The female there at least So I mean, you know, I don't give a fuck but I should have rolled the dice I guess Rickie fortunately, I like the ladies and I would consider

You would consider? Someone else in the room. Oh What? So you bump into okay? So you're bumping into carrots you've got one. I didn't bank the bump I got bumped and then a dude will come up a bump and you're like also had a pineapple in her carrot So if you were like a player in the pineapple fucking society Getting bumped by dude, you'd say all right come back. I've got three other people I mean, what was the Spanish thing and then I go home and I'm typing in upside down pineapples and a lot of fucking shit

Comes up that was a little different than the Spanish country. I wonder where that started Upside down pineapples. I don't know but now I know a lot more about it there is a lot of swinger stuff for pineapples. A lot of people are swinging these days. I might get some pineapple flip-flops. I don't know why. You should get a pineapple suit Ricky. So I want boys I wonder if people are doing this I wonder if there's like people like talking like they've got a girl they pretend that their girlfriend boyfriend or man you know husband or wife and they're going out throwing pineapples around upside down and shit just to get banged huh good way to pick up you know this is my wife it's interesting you can have her

i want your wife get the pineapple upside down let's give her get out the pineapple show it then you're not jealous that buddy's banging she's just your friend not your wife your girlfriend right get out your pie That's what you try man. I know what you like letting your wife Partake I guess Get out your pineapple. I'm gonna say it to each her own don't give a fuck don't give a fuck That's a catch one boy singing ready What is it get out your, show it to me. Get out your pineapple, show it to me.

The pineapple is code for? I don't know. It's open to interpretation. Maybe it's your arse. I found out a nice tidbit of info. All right. What? Those claw machines.

Yeah. And the stuff to animals? Yeah. All right. Total scam. Oh, I know it is, man. Ricky, are you... No, I didn't know this. It's like a fucking slot machine. It's not skill, it's chance. After so many fucking tries and misses, it allows you to get one. So no matter where you put it, it comes down and makes the claw strong. No, it does not. That's bullshit, man. There's not that kind of

You can set the number of attempts on the fucking things Wow the real police Fucking things because you're controlled by organized crime and it's fucking just like a slum. I had no idea I crime and it's fucking just like a slum I had no idea I fucking money on this well we gotta get one of these machines now that we know that they're moneymakers man agreed shake your money make them get right up by the fucking that my store convenience store get some counterfeit fuck animals throw in there counterfeit your animals sell them to the zoo that was good buffs it's like somebody you make it the buzz on yeah I'm getting into it now I'm getting into sell them to the zoo. That was good, Buffs. You sounded like somebody.

You're making the buzz on. Now I'm getting into the music. You know who you sound like? The guy from Fine Young Cannibals. She got me crazy That's good, man. You should do a cover, man. You could've looked like that dude. No I don't.

He's got big mullet on that. He's a lot lighter. He's got big mouth on that. He's a lot whiter. He was black, brush cut, and piercing eyes and a sharp nose. Piercing eyes? Piercing? You look him up, tell me those eyes aren't piercing. He was a handsome devil.

So what do you think of this? Then the guy apparently is fucking nuts, I don't know him, so I don't want to judge. The president of Venezuela says that Christmas in his country is going to start October 1st. Christmas starts October 1st. Who's the president of what country? Venezuela. Wow man, you know what?

I like the way he's operating. You know what that means? Why? Money, money. You get the fucking Christmas shit in the stores. You have to buy presents the whole fucking three months How does that work? That's the thing some people can stop they can do it they get all the Christmas shopping done early right and they're done

Okay, other motherfuckers are gonna be like Bring it I'm dreaming of a white Christmas in Venezuela. I don't know what the f-buzz on you got, but we gotta recreate it every day. I'm singing, boys. There's a lot of songs in my head right now. Neil Armstrong is the man. Woo! Alright, this is something, I read this story, of reminded me of something Ricky would do a nuke locks Except you're not a neurosurgeon. You're never not yet Surgeon allegedly has 13 year old daughter drill a hole in the patient's skull

Drilling holes in the house needed his head fucking fix. So Drilled the hole doesn't aim for that. Yeah, but who drilled it Her little fucking 13 year old daughter. He let her work the drill. It was a she Doctor surgeon the she she couldn't this she had to bring the daughter worth it to the surgery It was an all-female cast and she's like here you go Here's the drill honey fucking drill it in there. He care drill it. Just hold it steady There doesn't matter if you're off a little bit. Yeah, not really that precise We just need a big opening right here.

Anyway, the fucking operation was a total success. Buddy's okay, but now people are like going, no man. If you really wanted to get in there, you get one of those, you know, the DeWalt multi-tool with the flat blade. Nah. That does sound like something I would've did. With Mo.

Here Mo, you can fucking operate. Like, you would get Mo to operate on somebody's's back who can operate on people if you're sober and you got good tools well especially the head it's no different than being a mechanic it's all about the tools boys you got the right you can work on a brain well there's a t-shirt there's a T-shirt I'd like to wear. If you can work on a car, you can work on a brain. Here's something. Science. This woman on TikTok.

Woman on TikTok. Shee-In Harris, I think her name is. I couldn't be fucked up. Yeah, OK. Science, Harris. She made 6,000 pounds a month selling her used, sweaty, smelly socks. Smell those socks, baby.

That's my sweaty feet. She takes them off on TikTok and smells them and puts them up for sale. Put them on some toast and bread. Make it nice to eat. What? Like, why can't we think of something that's gonna be something?

I wouldn't think that would, I've got great smelly, sweaty, disgusting socks. Fuck, I didn't think there was a market for that. I didn't either. I just throw them in the garbage. No, you know what we gotta do? Ricky's socks aren't even washable. No, they're fucking ruin the whole order of clothes.

He looks like a relic from the beach. So where the fuck are they selling these things? Is it like eBay thing? Or is it like a fucking Craigslist? They sell everything. They sell underwear, soiled underwear. Well let's start fucking selling soiled underwear, man. Let's just pick everything.

We'll get fucking- Oh, your underwear would suffer. Well, we'll get mine, we'll get Rainey's mine we'll get rainy's we'll get fucking we'll go through Alvina see what she has in there like to seniors fucking young like everything there's a variety I wonder what we get yeah like everything like fucking wonder what we get for a pair of yours after a workout sweaty underwear man come on you'd be surprised man, if people were buying somebody's socks, you never know. Julien. That's his thing.

Muscle briefs. See, maybe that's the way we're gonna look at it. Julien's muscle briefs. Boys, we gotta say fuck it. Like, maybe we're thinking about shit too much. Apparently. Post-workout muscle briefs. All right, we're doing it.

Coming down the pipe. What the fuck is all that beeping? It's the garbage man. It's the garbage fucks. Bubs, you weren't at the Bigfoot Conference. You missed it. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. breeze coming down the pipe. The fuck is all that beeping? It's the garbage man.

It's the garbage fucks. Bubs, you weren't at the Bigfoot conference, you missed it. New Brunswick. What? It was only in New Brunswick. What? That...Bubs. It was in Irishtown Nature Park. 45 people showed up. They were talking about the different sightings.

That's it, 45 people showing up. Some people saw some footprints, but they forgot to take pictures of them. Okay, were these high? Some people heard screams that they said were definitely not human. My guess was it was a bird owl. Ooh, ooh.

One person said they heard this knocking. Sam's Clampers will do that. So do Woodpeckers. Sam Squampsh's will knock. Somebody else said that it's the same Sam Squampsh. There's only one in the world and then you can teleport between different dimensions. That sounds like a movie. Just hear me out though.

Simulation. Oh man. Just hear me out though Simulation oh Man, okay, it's easy to spawn Sam's crunches any one thing. I don't understand if they if there was such thing as Sam's crunches Do you know how many fucking people you know how famous you would be no? They're a little captured one there a loose no, but there's no way they can be that elusive They're elusive there's no with the technology we have fucking today You kidding me, but people aren There's no... with the technology we have fucking today, you kidding me?

But people aren't looking for them with that technology. Well maybe we should talk to the fucking government and say, hey, bring the boys in with their fucking shit. Maybe some infrared heat scanners. That's what I'm saying. Now I know why you're acting so weird, but I'll tell you later. Okay, what do you want? Okay, keep going, infrared heat scanners.

What was... They've got fucking... This is what I don't understand. They got all these people hunting them. There's nothing. There's nothing There's their zero evidence this man now cell phones and bullshit boys. You've seen me fucking you've seen me I believe for a while I did you have me convinced but now the more I think about it I mean, I admittedly the closest sighting I had turned out to be Sam Lascaux Well there you go. And the second closest was him.

Yeah. You know what? I don't think they exist man. I think they may have existed. I'm sorry I almost beat you to death with a bat. I have no doubt they probably did exist. You know what does exist? Dirty old fucking hairy men that live out in the fucking woods.

Try not pay taxes and eat bugs and fucking leaves that's what it is. So does that maybe that makes them a sand squamsh. Okay if that's the way you want to go but one of those dudes aren't picking up a fucking car or something you know. Like when Sam was living in the woods in the cave I mean what's separating him from a Neanderthal really? One chromosome. Yeah, or even that maybe not even that he was grunting. Yeah, he forgot how to speak English member. Yeah He's fucking raw meat. He was eating raw meat and bugs berries leaves he was wearing a fucking Like a rabbit skin underwear wasn't wiping after you after, you know. No, no wiping, no cleaning.

Not showering. All right. So what makes him not a, you know. So maybe that, you know what? You need to go to the one next year in New Brunswick with the 45 people. I'm going. This is the fucking deal. I'm going. It might just be a human that's all fucked up. But I've seen them I mean I have seen them with my own eyes. You should go to the floor and talk, you know, tell your story. Tell your story man.

If he showed up in one of those conferences man, you'd be a fucking star. I saw a nine-footer playing his day. He did man. I saw him. I know you fucking did. From about a hundred yards. I saw him. You sure it wasn't some five foot seven dude on drywall stilts? No, he didn't know he had he had big foot legs believe me. Okay and the big feet? Okay. Huge feet. We think you're full of shit but I saw a huge foot not even a big foot a huge foot that's what they used to call your mother That's what they used to call your mother. Tell me this, man. Hugefoot. Huh?

What? Wow. Wow. Okay, pops. What's blowing your mind, man? This is like, some people are smart, man. No shit. Do you know what the word frugal means, Rookie?

Yes. Frugal what? Did you call him Fricky? No, Ricky. It doesn't mean cheap, but it means you're thrifty. Is that- Very good. Boom! All right, you know what?

What do I win, Jim? There's a woman here. She's 37. For the last 15 years, she's been spending $1.40 per day on food. She did that for 15 years. She now has three houses. What the fuck is she eating? How much a day? $1.40. What the fuck is she eating? She must be stealing. Tablespoon of apple juice. She's a fucking thief. Rice. I don't know. I think she's stealing. She

can't live on $1.40 a day. All right, so she lives in Japan. So I mean, what's the fucking cost of food there? Crazy? It's not that cheap. Like, rice is cheap. I've been to Japan. You're not fucking living under buck 40 in this deck of the woods, not a chance.

No. Okay, maybe she's eating rice with like chicken broth in it, maybe. That's $1.40 a day, but it's 15 years. Or, okay, maybe there's more to the story. There's gotta be. Maybe she's on a fucking date every day of her life Just get that's what's happening. All right, fuck the boys. Okay. Fuck you frugal. You're just cheap

She's there are people though. I've seen the show on TLC like the cheap cheapskate show like the ketchup They're making they're taking ketchup packages and making tomato. Yeah, they're taking ladies out on dates and like one of them packages and making tomatoes? Yeah they're taking ladies out on dates and like one of them caught one of the ladies caught him getting food out of the dumpster and bringing it in, sneaking it onto the table like he orders. Wow, that's fucked up. He's done it. I don't know about that. She was gone to the bathroom, he came in, she came back and he had food set out. She goes that isn't what I ordered, he goes no I think it is and then she figured it out and he went out to the dumpster. Did she get the fuck out of him? No she I mean that was the end of them I think I don't think she went on a second date. Wow. It's not a good luck on your first date to feed somebody dumpster lunch. No. You know. Randy would

do that. Well he would just eat it himself. Just eat it himself, yeah. Wow, boys. I don't know if you guys, uh, did you guys see those fucking humanoid robots now that are coming out big time? Oh, it's unbelievable. No, man, they're fucking scary. I don't know if I, if I don't want to get up and have a piss

and all of a sudden I see this, some robot in my kitchen doing whatever, man. Why not? It's just fucking weird man. If I could afford one of those fucking robots I'd have one. And did you see the lady ones? Oh yeah. But can they cook or anything? No. They can do everything Ricky. They're smarter than we are AI but. Like look at them. AI. They're kind of weird looking. They are but I'm into it. AI. They're kind of weird looking. They are but I'm into it. You know, when you can have a chat with them now, it's not like they're programmed to only say certain things. AI, they actually think. And then they learn. They do learn.

Constantly learning, man. It's like me. You know what? Just like you, Ricky. Constantly learning. But they're probably not going to end up in jail. That's the difference right? No, they're too smart and where their brain just keeps adding stuff where yours is like Yours has like maybe three slots So when a new thing comes in it knocks this one out, but then he gets drunk and high for a night burns off a bunch Of folks, but that's what happened to me. Yes what I came up with what and I think it's true. Okay, what is it? If you want to have a Friday the 13th, the month has to start on a Sunday. Really?

Yep. I'm pretty sure it's true. Is this math? It was a buzz on is what it was. You know what? It's mathematical. I counted backwards and I'm like, okay, maybe that's like every time. If this is true this is probably the smartest thing that's ever come out of your fucking body ever. It's not really that smart but it's math. If it starts on a Sunday. But for a week? Yes. Like that's blowing me away Ricky. I'm proud of you man. Thank you. So if the first day of the month is Sunday then you're gonna have a Friday. Well, yeah, that's basic math

It's very basic. But how many people know that? How many fucking people know that really? I don't know. You should. Anybody that actually put some thought into it would figure that out I think. So then I dug a little deeper You know, but it is true by the way, I did find that out. I dug deeper Whenever a common year begins on a Thursday, the months of February, March, and November will have a Friday the 13th. All three?

Yeah. What the fuck? Jesus. So it's only gonna happen 11 times in the 21st century, and it's gonna happen again in 2026. Two years, we get three fucking Friday the 13th. You know what? Jason will be happy. Back to back.

That's because Jason Voorhees must be just beating his fucking rod. That's a lot of killing. That's a lot of killing he gets to do that year. Jason Voorhees, cock sucker. Now I know why you were singing the way you were, because it's Mel Tormé's birthday. Mel Torme's birthday. It's Mel Torme's birthday. Fucking velvet fog. The velvet fog.

Laura Secord got born. Laura Secord, Laura Secord, who makes anything better? Is that- Who makes anything better? Is that Lee? That is the chocolate. Did she start chocolate? Says here she's a heroin dealer in the war.

No, no. She was a heroin dealer in the war?, no a heroin Ricky like a female hero She wasn't a heroin. You might have been doing heroin. They did a lot of that. He might have been No, I'm guessing if she was a deal in heroin. She's not creating chocolate. They make a mean chocolate Here's my god. This is weird. Laura Seacord Laura Seacord Who makes anything better the next person's British Milton. Hershey and he was a chocolate tycoon. Yes, the Hershey Highway. Maybe she was, I don't know.

Big day for chocolate fucking people. The road up to the factory is called the Hershey Highway. Rolled up? Rolled up. Your mother's got a Hershey Highway that's well fucking traveled, let me tell you. Terrible. Chocolate factory. That's terrible. Willy Wonka. Peter Satera.

Pete was Willy Wonka's birthday to roll dough. Oh, God have created them. Yeah, man. Willy Wonka. That's a lot of chocolate on one day. Give me a Peter Satera song. Peter Satera. Yeah, man. Let's go! I am the one that will fight for your honor, is that what it is? Is that him? No, no, no, yes it is! Or is that that other fucking guy? You can do Chicago.

It's hard for me to say, I'm sorry. That's Chicago, right? Like, alright. That was nice. That wasn't very good rendition, but... Peter Satara.ara can't hit peter satara peter etc his name is oh fuck i fucked it up peter etc do you know the band foghatch yes okay craig craig mcgregor the bassist foghatch what about the village people you ever

heard of them oh have i randy? Randy Jones. Oh, yeah. I've done a lot of parades. What about Sister Sledge? Yes. Joni Sledge got born today. We are family. Is that her? I got all my sisters and me.

That's a good woman. Hey, hey, hey. Oh man, Dave Mustaine's birthday. Yeah. Guitarist and singer Metallica. Whoa. No. Well, it used to be.

Well, yeah, but he went on to other things. Actually, I only played two years. Yeah, and they hate him. Apparently, they said he's a dick. Tyler Perry, the filmmaker? Tyler Perry? This one's for you, Ricky. Yeah.

I know this is one of your favorite banging tunes. I used to love this one. Oh, Lucy and I used to watch this too. Yo, I know. I remember you and Lucy basically banging on the dance floor. I used to. Stella McCartney?

Oh, Stella McCartney. I think this was the first time this song, I'm like, Junior? No, it might've been like, a grade 10 dance that I remember. Where my hand went from the back and just sunk down. Oh, I know. And then it got fucking greasy from there

every year after, man. Basically almost banging, spinning and turning around on the dance floor. Lifting her off the floor. Oh man, this brings back some good memories. Bang, man. Between you singing it to her. It's tearing me up. This was your favorite finger blasting tune.

Yeah, it sure was. Now I like something a little heavier. Everybody even bore his hair like him. He dropped the bangs down a bit. Alright, I'm done. This is making me emotional. Alright, we gotta go now. Ricky's gonna cry.

Love you guys. Let's get you to your room. This is making me emotional. All right, we gotta go now. Ricky's gonna cry. Love you guys. Let's get you to your square. All right, we're done. To watch the video, Park After Dark, go to SwearNut.com or go to the Trailer Park Boys SwearNut app.