Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 17 - Ricky's Mind F**k

Episode Date: September 18, 2023

Ricky's out of jail and smarter than ever! He's got new learntings about cool words, emojis and Freddie Mercury, but can he beat the Mind Trap? Also: Metallica's furry fan, the end of the Hot Chip Challenge, and sh*ts on a plane!

To see the video version of Perk After Dark in Ricky's trailer, go to SwearNet.com or download the Trailer Park Boys SwearNet app. Wow. So I felt like this doing this fucking thing. Yeah. Hey, what's going on, everybody? It's Perk After Dark. I'm your host, Julian. This is my co-host, Bubbles.

And we have someone that hasn't been around for a long time. Guess who's back? Yeah. Guess who's back? Rick Addo. Ricky's back. Ricky Addo LaFleur. Ricky's back.

Ricky's back. Ricky's back. What the fuck is Randy doing out there now? Oh, he's crashing around. He's fucking moving a dumpster around. Okay. All right, I got you a gift, man. Here.

What's the purpose of this gift? To cut up knives around you? Cut up blocks of hash? What was it? Yeah, it's to cut hash up with, bud. Oh. Two eyes. The other one, that other fucking knife was too...

You're always doing this. That's how you stab yourself. That's mine. Oh, it is, and I found that by the picnic table. That's mine. Well, I found it. How do you know it's yours? Because...

Now you're reading it. It's a Cuisinart with the rust on it. Oh, God, this is... No, mine's... Yeah, I lost a Cuisinart with the rust on it. Oh, God. No, mine's a Cuisinart too. Fuck off. No, it's a Cuisinart with the rust spot. That's mine. And I made that in Woodshop.

That's a half spot right there. I made that in Woodshop back in high school. LOC Precision. Yeah. You made that, huh? Yeah, I put that on there. You know what? We caught you in a fucking lie.

It says it's trademarked. Yeah, I trademarked it. Oh, you trademarked that. Come on. LOC Precision is the rocket company. I put their logo, burned it in there. Why is the rocket company making cutting boards? Yeah, man.

They didn't. I made the cutting board, and I just thought it was a nice logo, and I had it in metal. I had a key chain, metal keychain, that was locked precision. So I heated it up red hot and I pressed it into the wood. How come the hole's not centered? Because it's a hand to do that with. Anyway.

Would it hang better if the hole was in the center or wouldn't it hang all upside? No, but that just looks more like a... It's a cutting board. European shaft style. You don't want a hole in the middle. I'm in over up there in the center, it wouldn't hang all upside down. No, but that just looks more like a European shaft style. You don't want a hole in the middle. Up there in the middle. So it hung like that? No, but you want it in the corner so that if you get that over the garbage, you can

scrape your bits down through there. Yes, come on, man. Give it up. You've been lying to us. You can have my cutting board knife if you really need it. man. Just give it up. You were fucking, you've been lying to us. No, that's mine. You could have my cutting board knife if you really need it, but it is mine.

But it's gonna be good for him to chop ash up with. Maybe I'll re-gift it at Christmas time. I'd like to have that back if I could. So what the fuck have I missed? What? What do you mean someone was living in my fucking trailer? What's that all about? You let someone squat? I didn't. You let someone squat in my trailer. What do you mean I was living in my fucking trailer? What's that all about? You let someone squat?

I didn't What do you mean I was in fucking jail when somebody was living in here, man? What are you talking about? There was nobody living in here There was just a guy staying in here We did one of these, I looked in the back There was a fucking tent back there Sleeping bag, boxes of shit

It's like someone's gonna box everything up And take it away It's a little sus, man. Sus? Where'd you learn that, Ricky? I don't know. A lot of people in jail are saying that these days. Short for something.

What? Suspicious. Suspicious, yeah, man. Or suspect. Suspect. Or suspicious. It's sus. It's a little sus. So are you using all the cool words now, are you? I've been trying out the Jogo emoji. What is it called?

The little picture things you can do on your phone? Yeah. I've been learning how to communicate with those. What other words did you learn that are shortened or whatever? Now I can't remember, but they'll come to me. Okay. Fair enough. What emojis are you learning?

I've got a lot of them now. Okay, give us a... This one has cry eyes, smiley face. Yeah. Means you're laughing a lot. Like super funny shit. You're laughing so hard you're crying, basically. Yeah.

You can send a heart. It means sending some love. That's a good one. You didn't know this already? The little guy with the sunglasses on? Yeah. It's cool. You didn't know any of this?

Your hands mean thank you. You know what? Or does it mean please God? Okay, it might. I don't know any of this? Your hands mean thank you. You know what? Or does it mean please God? Okay, it might. I don't know. It didn't come with a manual. I wish it did. You know what's fucking good about this?

You learned something, man. You learned a lot, actually. I learned quick. You learned a ton of shit. I just don't. And if you can learn. Here's one. I don't keep it in there.

Here's one. I bet you don't know when to apply it. What? It's the one he's laughing. Mm-hmm. And there's one tear, and I always thought it meant just sort of laughing, but then I noticed the tear's coming out up here. It's above his eyeball.

What the fuck? It's coming out of his forehead. What's that mean? You know what it means? No. Okay, so he's laughing. He's got a tear shooting out of his forehead. What's that mean? You know what it means? No. Okay, so he's laughing. He's got a tear shooting out his forehead. He's got a tear up here in his forehead. God's crying on him? No. He's laughing so hard he's crying? No, because the tear's above his eye and the gravity would

make it go down. Fuck's sakes. His brain's crying. He's laughing because it's raining out. No, it's a nervous, sweating laugh. Like, if you just... Who the fuck would ever get that? Well, if you accidentally insulted somebody or something. You're a comedian on stage, and you're like, oh, this joke's going to blow. Maybe.

And you're fucking saying... It's like a... Fuck. Fuck. Tough crowd. a blow maybe and you're fucking saying it's like a fuck fuck tough crowd there's some that are just too much it's one of those just be using your face as the emoji guy i believe they should you a lot better than what you did there i totally understood it do you know what the eggplant means and then the water drops something Something to do with the cock, isn't it? Nah. Shooting things?

Maybe. What do you think it is? I don't know. I've seen it. Julian's always sending people. I saw something like that on Randy's phone. Are you digging into my phone? Do you really want to know it?

I've seen you. When you're sitting here, I've seen you text, you know, hey, baby, in the eggplant with the water drops. Personal shit, man. Just saying. That's what you send to your ladies? No, it was like, hey, Dave. No, it wasn't Dave. It was hey, babe.

Dave, it said. No, it was babe. You call Dave your babe? No, man, it was not Dave. Dave. No, it was babe. You call Dave your babe? No, man. It was not Dave. Someone else. I don't know. Well, I'm not getting it.

All right. Are we talking about anything fun? Yes. How about the dog at the Metallica concert? Yes. What happened there? Did you see him? Nope.

There was this dog. They were playing SoFi Stadium in Los Angeles. And this dog that lived down the street, he got out of his house, fucking ran down to the stadium, got in. The stadium, went right in to where Metallica were playing, got in a fucking seat. Took a seat and sat and watched the whole concert with his tongue hanging out. People thought he was just someone abandoned there. He would sit up like this, or was he like... No, he was sitting, but he was sitting on the chair.

He was right up in a seat. There's a picture of him. He would sit up like this? Or was he like... No, he was sitting, but he was sitting on the chair. He was right up in a seat. Fuck. There's a picture of him. Put the picture out. He was singing into his paw a couple times. No, he wasn't, Ricky. I don't think that was... Okay.

Nobody ever said that, did they? I might have misread that. They thought he was abandoned? No. He broke in because he fucking loves Metallica. And then the band took him in the dressing room. They heard about him and they were hanging with him. Oh, they took the doggo back. Yeah, and then they put the thing on social media and the people came down and were like, that's our dog. He got away.

Did the people that lived in the house, did they listen to Metallica? They said the dog loves Metallica, yes. Really? And Metallica knew he was there. Somebody told them, hey, there's a dog, been watching the whole show. So they changed Master of Puppets to Master of Puppies. That's wicked, man. Obey your master.

Master. Master of Puppies, I'm pulling your leash. He's serious. Yeah. That's awesome, man. I got to hear that version. Me too, man. Oh, they only did it live just that one night. Somebody must have recorded it on That's awesome, man. I gotta hear that version. Me too, man. Oh, they only did it live.

Just that one night. Somebody must have recorded on a cell phone, maybe. Nope. Nobody did. No phones at the concert, probably. Just nobody happened to record, Master of Puppies. Jesus Christ, man. Obey your master.

Master. Wow. You don't want to get on this fucking ferry boat down in Greece why not because this dude he's late to get on

the fucking thing so he's running so the thing was wasn't even like the rope wasn't taken off the thing or whatever it was still kind of on it

he jumped onto the thing yeah just as he jumped the thing started pulling away lift off the rope but he was there one of the workers said nope you're not getting on dude pushes the guy the guy goes into the water and then he drowned

and the guy's just sitting there staring at him in the water didn't do a fucking thing jesus murphy and they just went off the way they went and then they got to the other side and they're like ah you gotta get the fuck back there, dude. So it wasn't the ferry boat's fault? No, man. It was the dude that worked on the ferry boat. It was the murderer's fault. It was the murderer's fault that happened to work on the ferry boat.

It's kind of fucked up. He murdered a guy. He fucking murdered him. Didn't try to throw him a line. There's another guy standing there watching too. It's pretty fucked, eh? Jesus Christ, that's not very nice. No.

Where's this at? Greece? It's in Greece, man. Okay, put that on a list of countries to avoid. People that don't give a fuck when you fall in the water. Yeah.

You think the whole country's like that, or just a select group? No, I don't think the whole country would be like that. Peru, Herbert, or something? It would just be those two dickweeds.

Do they go, now does he go to jail for murder? Oh, he's going to fucking jail, bud. No, it sucks. He'd go to jump on a ferry, which is kind of a dumb idea. Who's kind, bud? Next thing you know, you're in the water going, fuck, now I'm dead? Like, what the fuck?

Yeah. Well, you wouldn't be saying that, Ricky. You'd be like, what the fuck? You wouldn't know what the hell hit you. Well, if you were dead, you wouldn't be saying anything. No, you're in the water going, holy fucking, and there's like all kinds of... I hope at least when he's falling down in the water going,

I can't swim. No, it wasn't even that high. It was like a ramp. Oh, fuck. He shouldn't have drank from that. Yeah, he was easily... He couldn't get... It must have been the bubbles from the engine and shit that fucked him over. It was the bubbles, I'd say. Look. Don't blame it on bubbles. Oh, yeah, bubbles will fuck you every time.

See? Air bubbles, you can't get any buoyancy. That's dude in the water who got fucked over. Can't get any buoyancy. You got fucking killed. You got fucked over. It's like that poor cunt that ate the chip. Oh, yeah, man.

No more fucking hot chip challenge, bud. No. I took a little corner in one of those. It was pretty fucking hot. It's fucking brutal, man. No more fucking hot chip challenge, bud. No. I took a little corner on one of those. It's pretty fucking hot. It's fucking brutal, man. You could kill somebody, though. Yes. Really?

Do they know for sure that Chip killed him or just a coincidence? No, I think they know that the spices, you know. Was the spices or did he choke on it? No, he didn't choke. It was an hour, two hours later. Or he could have fucking everything could have like you know swelled up in his throat or something right he might have had a ulcer or something that popped i'd only like a little piece of it and it was fucking hot but

it was the next day that it really did a number on me on your hole you got burned your hole i remember diarrhea just burn hole. I remember your hole was burning. I remember you were doing the dab with the ice cold face cloth. This story is fucked. Workers smashed shortcut through the Great Wall of China because they got tired of going around it. So they fucking got an excavator And fucking blew right through the thing. Smart.

Look, there's a road. But how doesn't it collapse? No, it's just, it's not all what you think, man. It is, look. Here, I got to see it. Oh, yeah. They blasted right through it. Where the fucking thing? That's got to be illegal.

Oh, yeah. They got in trouble. I bet. You're probably never going to see these people again. Not alive. Speaking of diarrhea. Were we? Don't make me worry.

Okay. There was a plane incident. Oh, I heard about it. You were telling me about it, I think. Yes. This unfortunate lady had explosive diarrhea on the plane. Oh, man. She was running up the aisle trying to make it to the bathroom,

and she was like a shit sprinkler. You've told me this about fucking 3,000 times. It's disgusting. The whole fucking floor is covered. They had to divert the plane. Oh, it's pretty. Because it was a biohazard. Biohazard.

Five-hour cleanup job. They had to replace the fucking carpet. She was like a manure spreader. You know what the fucking farmers use, the crops? Do we have a picture of her? Can we get a picture of her up? And let's get a picture of a manure spreader, please. They don't look anything like each other.

Well, that's what... Same effect, I guess. If you had been sitting in fucking row 15 or wherever it was, and you saw that go by, it's the same thing. And they asked this woman in the first class, so how was it? She's like, I didn't see any of that. That was back there. That was back there where the shitty people are.

They all shit on each other back there. I'm up in first class. Classy. I have class of the first nature. Whoa, world's oldest living chicken is now over 21 years old. Chicken or chick? It's a chicken.

There's got to be an older chicken than 21. That's what I was thinking. That's old for chicken, man. Chickens only live to be like 9 or 10, usually, I think. Okay, here's a question. Do you eat a 10-year-old chicken? Can you eat it? Yeah.

Fuck yeah. What, do you think they go bad over years? Well, they die for a reason. Well, it'd be like eating an old man. Exactly. It's like if you, you know, you crashed into the mountains and it's like you're... Yeah, who are you going to want to cut a fucking steak out of him? Or some guy in his 80s? Yeah, who are you going to want to cut a fucking steak out of him? You're not going to want to be...

Or some guy in his 80s. Yeah, a 70, 80-year-old man. Old sinewy, wrinkly old bastard. I'd cut a fucking sirloin right out of you. Jesus Christ. Tenderloins. Jesus. No, no, no, no, no, no.

Look at the ribs. Fuck off, Dan. Nice ribs out of you. Rack of ribs. I bet you'd crisp up nice on the barbecue, too. I'd say if you marinated the chicken, you'd be fine. Okay. Put in a little brine.

I'm sure I... There was a chicken in the park that was 50. Didn't we celebrate a chicken's birthday one time? No, man. He was not 50. It was his nickname. 21 is the record. He was 50.

That chicken is getting a world record, man. That's a fucking old chicken, I'm telling you. Old as fuck. He was 50. That chicken is getting a world record, man. That's a fucking old chicken, I'm telling you. Old as fuck. He still looks all right. That doesn't look like a 21-year-old chicken. They don't really look

like they age. They just die. What if he... Well, yeah. The feathers turn gray. Do they? No. No, they definitely...

This guy's no... Do they have chicken? Like, does he use a chicken cane to get around? They get feathers in their ears when they get older. No, they def this guy's no- Do they have chicken? Like, does he use a chicken cane? They do. They get feathers in their ears when they get older. Beak hair. They get beak hair. I found out some fucking weird shit about Freddie Mercury. You know who he is?

Yeah. Oh, Jesus, man. Freddie Mercury from Queen? Yeah, okay. You know the guy. Yeah, Ricky's one of the most famous singers of all time. He had four extra teeth. Yes, he did. He was afraid to fix the fucking things. He thought it might fuck up his voice.

Correct. He had four extra teeth, so he had this super wide fucking yapper. And he could have got it fixed, but he thought, well, it might change the tone. Do you know what his solo artist name was? Larry Lurex. I didn't know that. I guess he hated Gary Glitter, so he was trying to do some weird fucking spin on that. Gary Glitter, Larry Lurex?

Yeah, I don't get it. Another fun fact, he was a fucking monster at Scrabble. I believe that. Yeah. I believe that. Yeah. I believe that. He's a smart dude. He was a very smart, smart individual. So his best word ever was lacquer, with a Q on a triple.

L-A-C-Q-U-E-R, Q on a triple. That's a good fucking Scrabble word, I think, isn't it? Yeah. It's got to be, man. With a Q on a triple, dude. We're going to start playing Scrabble. We should have a Scrabble game. As long as you can misspell words.

No. One mistake per word is fine. Per word or per game? I don't know. You guys make up the rules. I can't have anything smell bad. Yeah, let's play Scrabble next week. No, you're playing with him.

Randy can play with him. He has a microphone stick. There's no stand. I didn't know that. Yeah. Because in one of his shows, the fucking thing snapped, and he kept using it. He thought he looked cool as fuck, so he just did it from that point on.

Did you not see the Queen movie? No. Yeah, it shows in the movie. I thought it was about the fucking Queen. I didn't know it was about the band. No, Ricky. The bohemian raps. I know.

He's singing, and the thing's broken, and he gets all frustrated. He just fucking rips it apart, and then he just had the top half. I'm pretty sure that's where Axl Rose got it from. Oh, definitely, man. Axl has that too where he just has the top part of the... But Axl fucking loves Freddie. He does look pretty cool. Axl thinks Freddie Mercury's the greatest front man of all time.

He was friends with Princess Diana. I didn't know that. I knew that, too. I used to smuggle her into clubs and disguise as... Bohemian Rhapsody? Seven fucking years to write it. Didn't know that. They don't show that in movies.

Guess what it was originally called? Much better title. What? The Cowboy Song. The Cowboy Song. Wow. originally called much better title what the cowboy song the cowboy song wow it's not about cowboys it seemed like a cowboy song i guess that's where the cowboy about it really cowboy music's like well i just killed a man. Could be a cowboy reference. Kik-duk, kik-duk, kik-duk, kik-clap, kik-duk, kik-clap, kik-duk.

Jesus Christ. Oh, Smith. The last thing I got on Freddy is only one woman knows where he's buried. His once girlfriend, Mary. His best friend. His best friend, lady friend, girlfriend. Yep.

I guess she got his ashes and she won't tell anybody where the motherfucker is. Really? Yep. That's interesting. I guess that's what he wanted. What happens when she's gone?

Does she leave a note, a treasure map? I think the mystery remains. Yeah, man. I'm like Jimmy Hoffa. Maybe there's gonna be a fucking treasure. The treasure of Freddie Mercury. There's like a million bucks in Texas.

The fuck would his ashes be worth? Probably a little bit. I don't think you'd get them to sell them, Ricky. They'd go in a museum or something. If you had them, you could sell them. Oh, you could sell little bags, man. Little dime bags. 10,000 bucks a little baggie.

Little dime bags, Freddie. Like a half. Yeah, a little half grand. Who wants to do a fucking Freddy line? Egg ball. Rock out some lines of Freddy. Whatever you want with it. Somebody snorted ashes before, wasn't it?

One of the Rolling Stones, I think. Yeah, Keith Richards snorted some of his dad. He's, you feel it. Yeah, he did. That's true. He says it in an interview. That's fucked up, man. It's an interview where he was, they were doing something and he spilled some.

And he just thought, well, the old man would get a kick out of it if I snorted. So he fucking rocked him out. How fucked up was he when he did that? I think he was probably pretty high. Keith doesn't give a fuck. What's he care? No. Okay.

What are these little things you got here? Oh, I got these things. 11,000 runners disqualify for cheating. Mexico Marathon. 11,000? 11,000, man. There was 30,000 people in the race. The fuck did they get disqualified for?

They cheated, man. 11,000 cheaters? They cheated like a lot. Like, through the whole race. 11,000 people in the race. The fuck did they get disqualified for? They cheated, man. 11,000 cheaters? They cheated like a lot. Like, throughout the whole race, 11,000 of them. Okay. That's a fuck-up. More than one out of three participants. All right.

What are these? These are mind fuckers. Mind trap? I remember this game. No, don't do it to me. Lost to my almas, never came back. Can I read one to you, Ricky? I don't know.

Here, you pick one. Fuck, I hope this doesn't hurt. If a block weighs... God, it's starting already. God. If a block weighs eight kilograms plus half a block, what is the weight of a block and a half? Tell me again. If a block weighs 8 kilograms plus half a block, okay, what is the weight of a block and a half?

8 kilograms plus a half, so it weighs 12. 12. So it'd be 12. 18. And six, I think it's 18. 18. Let's find out. Let's find out.

24 kilograms. Motherfucker, I knew it was going to be a trick. Once they explained it, fuck. We are trying to determine the total weight of three halves. Since one block weighs eight kilograms plus half a block, we know that one block or two halves weighs 16 kilograms. Yeah. Therefore, a block and a half or three halves would weigh eight by three or 24 kilograms.

I still don't understand what the fuck they're talking about. There's a lot of weird shit like that, man. This is not a good thing. Total weight of three halves. What? If a block weighs eight kilograms plus half a block. Yep. The edibles are just saying, no, bud.

This is why you got to stay away from these things. Don't get into this. I see. Now you got a headache for eight weeks. Yep. You're going to ruin your buzz on. That's like sorcery. Yeah, that's too much.

I think we should do another one. All right. These are pretty fun. No. Fun is not a word I would use to describe this process. Okay, this sounds like an easy one. Yeah, but it won't be. How many three-cent stamps are in a dozen?

How many? What? Twelve. Twelve, man. Twelve. Oh, these are easy that was a trick they were trying to trick you into saying 4 it's called head fuck for a reason

mind trap same thing cinnamon how many times can you subtract the number five from 25? Five. Four, maybe? Four.

I don't know. Maybe five. Five, isn't it? Should be. I don't know, man. See, I don't. Oh, son of a cunt! What?

Once. After the first calculation, you will be subtracting five from 20. Right. Then five from 15. It's a little logic bullshit. Fucking Jesus. Son of a dirty bastard. You gotta think like that, and I don't.

But you, Ricky, I think if you just unleashed your brain. If I was, just let it go, man. Just let it go. Stop trying to think about it and just let your brain do the work. I'm not high enough. That's the problem. How? The higher I am, this stuff makes more sense.

You're not high enough. No. Okay, here, we'll do one more. Okay. Not high enough? No. Okay, here, we'll do one more. Okay. Mushrooms would be good for this. Weird wild stuff. Mushrooms would be great for this. Weird wild stuff. Okay.

Bernie Dribble is carrying a pillowcase full of feathers. Good for Bernie. Hardy Pyle is carrying three pillowcases the same size as Bernie's yet Hardy's load is lighter. What? What? Oh the load he's carrying. I meant lighter in color. I did too. Like Bernie was blasting out yellow ones or something. Okay. Jesus, Bob. Bernie Dribble is carrying a pillowcase full of feathers.

All right. So Bernie's got a pillowcase full of feathers. Yeah. Hardy's carrying three pillowcases the same size as Bernie's, yet Hardy's load is lighter. Copy that. How can this be? Those are smaller pillows. No, pillows no it says pillows is the same he says carrying three pillows cases the same size as barney's there's nothing in them the same size

as the one pillow did his three make i think ricky guy that sounds right what it is i bet there's no because it doesn't say he says he's carrying three pillowcases the same size as Barney. It's just the pillowcases. See, Rick? You're good, man. I buzzed on a started creepy. Artie's pillowcases are empty. That's it, man.

Rick is a fucking genius. Once in a while. All right. What do you got for me? For what? I don't know. What's going on here, man? I think these are fantastic.

September the 15th already? Have I been fucking gone that long? Summer's over, boys. No kidding. You've been gone all summer, man. What a waste. Month and a half or something, Ricky. Oliver Stone got porn.

We've got to fucking watch National Porn Cocksuckers tonight. Let's do it, man. Tommy Lee Jones? Oh, shit. Is there a movie, an Oliver Stone movie with Tommy We got to fucking watch Natural Born Cocksuckers tonight. Let's do it, man. Tommy Lee Jones? Oh, shit. Is there a movie, an Oliver Stone movie with Tommy Lee in it? Yes.

Yeah. All right. We'll watch that tonight. An Oliver, wait, with who in it? Tommy Lee Jones. Oh, I thought you meant Tommy Lee from Motley Crue.

Natural Born Killers. He was in that? Yeah. All right. Yeah, he's in Natural Born Killers. He's the fucking asshole guy that's after, you know, he's hunting down. That's a fucking, I love that movie. I haven't seen that in a long time.

That's what we're watching. All right. What's Woody's name in that? Natural born cocksuckers, what? What's Woody's name in it? Oh, fuck. Rodney Dangerfield was a fucked up character. Oh, man, he was.

He was very fucked up. Dan Marino. There you go, Julian. Dan Marino. Julian. Why me? Tom Hardy. You like quarterbacks. You like Tom Hardy, too, don't you? And Prince Harry. Prince Harry.

You guys are fucked. Why is a manhole cover round? Give me two reasons. Give you two reasons? Yeah. I can't hear you. Put it back on. These are a tick off. Come on.

There's one obvious one. Because it covers a pipe? Yeah. But imagine if it was square. I've seen square ones. So have I. Not manhole covers. Oh, yeah. Drains. Yeah, maybe it was square. I've seen square ones. So have I. Not manhole covers. Oh, yeah.

Drains. Yeah, maybe it was a drain. Yeah, it was a drain. Manhole covers so that if it's round so that it can't fall in. A square one, you could fit it through, you turn her sideways, and you'd get her right down the hole. I could fucking get her. Yeah, man, I don't give a fuck.

You couldn't get a round manhole cover in a hole rick who cares man give me an hour and figure it out he went to he's good manhole covers what's the second reason oh just so that uh it can easily be moved by rolling it oh that's right that's what i said by moving it you didn't say that that's right you're thinking it you said easier to put on and easier to take off they got you gotta roll up yeah okay well yeah you're right that's what i meant i'm big man come on just give this to me it feels like i've been here for two hours boys i know is this what is this maybe we have have we been here for two hours, boys. I know. What is this? Maybe we have. Have we been here for two hours?

I have no idea. I have no idea, man. Oh, man, you want a real fucked up one that's going to twist your brain into a fucking stew? What a great way to fucking end. Melted part of a fucking stew? I'm just going to read it all quickly. See if you can even get it. Fucking Jesus.

If a man and a half can eat a cake and a half in a minute and a half, allowing the same situation, how many men would it take to eat 60 cakes in 30 minutes? No. What? I'm going to fucking compute that right now. I need a pen and some paper. Yes. Google.

And a fucking math teacher. A man and a half can eat a cake and a half in a minute now okay so just wait I think I figured it out yeah yeah I think I might as well a man and a half can eat a cake and a half in a minute now if that means a man can eat a cake in a minute allowing the same shit. How many men would it take to eat 60 cakes in 30 minutes? 60 cakes in 30 minutes. 120. It would take 60 men. Because each man can eat a cake in a minute.

Yeah, you're right. Yep. Three, for fuck's sake. Bubz. Three. We're even close, man. That's 120. Two whole humans off he said 120 i thought it was 60 i had the logic

it's all at two three since a man and a half can eat a cake and a half in a minute and a half then twice as many men can eat twice as many cakes in the same time this means that three men can eat three cakes in a minute and a half or that one men can eat three cakes in a minute and a half, or that one man can eat one cake in a minute and a half. In 30 minutes, one man can eat 30 cakes, divided by one and a half, which is 20 cakes. Therefore, it would take 30 minutes

for three men to eat 60 cakes. Yeah. Just drive that right up your piss hole. Yeah. Lost it. Don't care. I don't eat any of that. Time to go. C-letter. Cheers. All right. Natural Born Killers. Liquor. Bye-, don't care. I don't eat any of that. Time to go. See you later. Cheers. All right. Natural Born Killers, liquor.

Bye bye. Say goodbye. Say goodbye? Goodbye. I didn't have a fucking drink the whole time. That's dumb. Name. To watch the video version of Park After Dark in my fucking trailer, go to SwearNet.com

or download the SwearNet Trailer Park Boys app. Fuck off.