Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 17 - The Big F**king Bang Theory

Episode Date: July 29, 2019

Terry's still givin'er a week later... and has racked up a massive bill! Can he get a job as the captain of the Halifax Harbour Hopper and pay Julian back? Also: Deecent hot sauce, Japanese ass splashers, and Bubbles explains the whole history of the universe!

But if we open the fucking windows it defeats the purpose of the heat. I know, you know, Bob, I'm not fucking, I know, okay? I'm saying let's just fucking open it up for like 15 fucking minutes. But we'll lose all the AC, Bob. It'll fucking get cold again. I love you too. It doesn't smell that bad in here. When's he fucking leaving? No, like it's been pretty good so far.

I bet you that's fucking long distance. Guarantee you, man, that's fucking long distance. No, no, no. You don't have to go. It's long distance, of course. It's long distance. Yeah, no. How long has it been? How long has it fucking been? I don long distance. Yeah, no. How long has it been? How long has it fucking been? I don't know. Fine, yeah.

Two hours and 37 minutes. Yeah, well, good thing Ricky doesn't pay his phone bill. Hello? He had to fucking... Are you still there? He has the phone duct taped to his face. My old lady says to say hi. Yeah.

I thought that was your mom you were calling. Oh, no, it's my old lady says to say hi. Yeah. I thought that was your mom you were calling. Oh, no. It was my old lady. Oh. Almost four fucking hours. You know how much that's going to cost? That's going to cost a few bucks, Terry. Yeah.

Don't worry. I got a plan. I'm going to get, like, I'm hoping to get on the, what's it called there, the harbor hopper. Harbor hopper. There's no fucking way they're going to fucking hire you to do that. What are you going to do in uh harbor hopper harbor hop there's no fucking way they're gonna fucking hire you to do that what are you gonna do in the harbor hopper drive it no the big transmissions like i used to work up on the fucking patch there right so they're like hey you know how like a sealed transmission works i'm like sealed they're like underwater one there's no fucking way they're gonna let you work on the drug test. They drug test. They drug test.

Are you serious? You're talking about fucking driving around in the fucking harbour, man. Oh. Well, the guy was friendly. Yeah, but you can't fuck around there, Terry, because if you sink one, there's usually, you know, ten families on the fucking thing. I don't think you want to be responsible for the buoyancy of the unit.

You're probably right, actually. Well, maybe I can, like, I don't know, just, like, sell tickets to it and flag people down, because I used to... That's more, see, that sounds more your speed. Put on a clown suit. That's how you do it. You, like, you wave it in,

and then people are like, what's your point now? And I'm like, the ticket to buy. I can do that. See? What is he going to do with those? Is he going to do it? He's been sleeping for, like, fucking almost 36 hours now. Can you wake him up, Terry? For fuck's sakes. Try to.

Hey, bud. Hey, buddy, buddy. Oh, I know what'll work. I know what'll work. Don't do the spatula in the arse thing. No, no, the pinky in the thing. You just gotta do this. Listen. I think it'll work.. No, no, no. The pinky and the thing. You just got to do this. Listen. I think it'll work. It works for me, anyhow. How's it going, bud?

You're fucking still up? Yeah, no. I've been just holding the fork down. I finished this one. I finished that one. Here, have a little, have a sip of this stuff. This always is good. I can't believe that. It's your hot sauce.

There you are, man. It's better than coffee. How the fuck are you still giving her? Oh, you know, I had one, like, power nap there for between, like, probably 4.30 and 6.30 and got charged right up. Wow, man. These guys aren't good. You guys going to join us up here?

What's going on up there now? We're doing the park after dark. What? The thing we fucking are in contract to do? Yeah, just come on up here, boys. Every week is tomorrow. No, it's right now. Ricky, look, the camera fellas are here.

Okay. It'll take 20 minutes. I'm too fucked again. You're not too fucked. Come on, Ricky. I'll make you some breakfast. What do you want? I'm trying to get her going there. I'll say what he says. He can tell me and then I'll relay it for until he gets this engine started. I'm going to think some things and Terry's going to say them.

I don't know. How's this thing go anyway? Yeah, I just thought that. What, is he communicating like dolphins now? No, it's like... They're morphing into like a one. One fucking idiot. I mean, that's maybe not a bad thing.

See what happens. Ricky? Yes. Yes. Ricky? Yes. Yes. What? Oh. Can you tell Ricky that he's gotta stop partying every fucking night, all day and all night?

Keep on giving her, bud. No, not keep on giving her. Cause we've got fucking some work to do. No, seriously, it's your job. That's, come on, man. I'll just wait. Watch, I wanna see. Ricky?

Ricky? Watch. Ricky? Ricky? Watch. Ricky? Ricky? Who answers? I don't know. Ricky? Do I answer or does Terry?

No, you answer me. Just Ricky. Oh, yes. Yes? Well, is this like a party line where there's... Okay, let's keep going. I like this. Ricky, come on up to the table for a minute. Oh, I this like a party line where there's like... Okay, let's keep going. I like this. Ricky, come on up to the table for a minute. Oh, I'm too fucked.

Oh, no, he has to say it first. No, but I was thinking that, so you were right. Okay. Okay, I'm on my way. Watch my legs move. Here I go. I didn't ever have anybody that could read my brain before. I just guessed, actually. Ricky, what are you doing later tonight? Oh, I'm gonna fucking take Terry for burgers.

Oh yeah. Right on. Yeah, man. Gonna take Terry for burgers. Holy fuck. This is like- Terry just outsmarted Ricky to get a free- You guys got more weed or what?

Like, that bag is fucking giant. You smoked all of it? I've been like... What the fuck, man? Yo, well, you guys seem to have plenty of everything, and you're like, help yourself. So I was like, fucking right. Some of us fucking work for a living, okay?

Yeah, well, I'm working on it. I'm working on it. Some of us just come here unexpectedly. I'm just sipping away at it. Yeah, and who's going to want to fucking eat something with that? It's good stuff. I like it. It's the sauce.

Yeah, but it's... It's getting hot sauce like it's a bottle of liquor. Oh, shit. It's really good on the lips. I'll tell you one thing. He better not end up in fucking jail. You never want to go to jail. Have you ever been to jail? No. You never want to go to jail. Have you ever been to jail?

No, like... You never want to go there because you will not do well in jail. What's it like? Like, I don't even know. It's not for people... How many times have you been? It's quite a few times, but let me tell you... It's not as fun as it used to be.

You would not do well in there. I think Gary would be fine in jail. Tell me about it. Like, I have one... I wrote some letters to my uncle there, and he wrote back because he's like, thanks for writing me. I thought he died. Different uncle.

No, that's the guy who owns the container that I'm hoping to get because I'm family. But the other uncle, Uncle Glenn there, he's in jail. And he always liked my letters. I knew that. What does that have to do with anything I'm saying? I'm saying you're not going to do well in jail if you go to jail and you're like, oh, I fucking write letters to my uncle. Because I don't know what it's like.

I'm asking you, like, what's it fucking like? Let's just go and find out. In prison now? No. Don't fucking get a call. Can you just walk in or do you have to, like, how do you get? I know you have to break the fucking law. Easy.

That's easy. I can get us in for a little tour. How long have you been? Many times. I've been us in for a little tour. How long you been? Many times. A few times. What's the number one thing I gotta know if I'm locked up? Don't act like you. Like the person you are right now.

Yeah? Don't act like that guy. Who should I, like, just keep my mouth shut? You know, man, you'll be fine. You can't be annoying. You can't be mooching off of people every day for some reason. I'll introduce you to the people you need to know what to give you. Hey, what's your Uncle Glenn in for? Oh, he had something to do with, like, brokering, like, freight or something.

I don't really know what that means. Like, like, stuff... Smuggling. I think it means smuggling a ship. Smuggling. Something like... Well, he's on the prairies, so no water around, but, like, boat trucks or whatever. Trucks. Boat trucks. Yeah, yeah well the truck of boats that's a that's the what's that harbor thing harbor hopper that might get on that someday

they make they make 18 wheelers like that now i guess amphibians so what amphibians no it's not a frog it's uh they're not amphibians, amphibious vehicle. Amphibious, yeah. Yeah, they make 18, no. 18 wheelers. Amphibious 18 wheelers? I don't think so, Rick. Maybe I was dreaming that. It's called a fucking boat.

Yeah, that's called a cruise ship. They said it would be better, because then you wouldn't have to load them from one thing to the other, just stay on one thing, right? That would be quite a trick wouldn't it i mean they couldn't go out in the ocean oh yeah no these are the newer ones with jet engines and shit oh yeah imagine going on flies too does it i don't think it flies that probably the next model might but

like uh like uh them pontoon boats that rip through the like florida that are like yeah they're legs those aren't jet power those are the big fan but yeah that's not a jet well the jet engines have big fans so they do yeah he's actually you know what jet engines do have big fans they've got lots of other fucking things too. Gas. Jet fuel. Gas. Not gas. Oil. Oil, yes. And a fan and then-

Screws. Compressors. Yeah, hair dryers. Well, it is like a hair, that's like the new Datsun ones. They're like, they don't have nothing. How do they work? They have a turbo, I think.

Turbo, oh yeah. Is there such thing as Datsun anymore? Not anymore, no, they don't have nothing. How do they work? They have a turbo, I think. Turbo, oh yeah. Is there such a thing as Datsun anymore? Not anymore, no. No, they have the vacuums and the dryers and all that shit. That's big stuff. Dyson. That's Dyson. No, that's a different company.

Datsun was a car company in the 70s, boys. No, I know, but they made VCRs and shit too. Datsun? I don't think so. No, man. The TVs. boys and no i know but they made vcrs and shit too that's they didn't have no man that's tvs they're the same guys who make jet engines too yeah one of the companies probably they own everything is uh every single thing's owned by like german i think right german company they make the washing machines and the jet engines and the things for the ships. Yeah. Who, Ricky?

Ah, fuck. It's not... It's not... BMW? No. Is there another one? Boeing? Mercedes?

Mercedes? He said they're German. They're German. It could be Mercedes. Porsche? Martin? Martin? Could be Porsche.

Porsche. I don't know. They make three things, that's all I know. You think Mercedes makes what? Washing machines, jet engines, and the things for boats. Propellers. Yes. Those are the same as washing machine things.

Exactly. It's all the same fucking thing. Right. In fact, you could take one out of a washing machine and probably use it on a jet engine. Look, I think, like, this guy, Julian, you're going to get kind of pissed off because let's get into what you, let's sort it out because I don't. Let's get into this, Terry. Okay.

Let's get into this. You show up seven days ago. I know. I'm sorry. Hey, guys. I'm coming in for a day, maybe two. So what, man? It's none of your business.

No, no, no. I'm gone tomorrow anyhow. I've been keeping track of what you've fucking been eating and what you've been smoking. Oh, you're monitoring. And what you've been fucking drinking, man. I've been keeping track of what you've fucking been eating and what you've been smoking. Oh, you're monitoring this. And what you've been fucking drinking, man. It's been good. What, are you not happy with how much we've been getting? Okay, listen.

From what I have here, he owes us $673 fucking dollars for the past week of partying here. Fuck off. At least. Bullshit. And that's not even talking about if he was to give us 50 bucks a day. That's bar prices, man. That's not bar prices. That's my prices.

He said it had limited sauce, so I've been taking advantage of that. I didn't put the sauce on there. How much is a bottle of that fucking sauce? It's unlimited. You're taking it now. You fucking had your lips all over it. Well, it's still spicy. Five bucks on to that.

What you're adding, I thought it was unlimited. You don't listen to him. I'll give you a deal. You owe us $20 20 well, I don't actually I'm kind of strapped right now. Like if you could lend it to me. Yes I'll lend it to you gladly. I'll lend you 40 bucks great 50 if you need it, and then you can pay 600 bucks Don't have money left over to Perry for the weekend sweet And I'm getting my container from Uncle soon, once the will's all sorted out in the fucking court.

I can't wait to fucking... When you get the container, what are you doing with it? I don't know. It's like fucking paradise. It has everything. A water pump, a generator, everything I've always dreamed of. You know what would be cool? That's a pretty good setup.

I used to live in a container for a little while. We could take the container and ship ourselves to Area 61. Holy... While I'm taking a turd for five days? Yes. Can we get a heated seat though? Because I heard they make them like, you know, like... They do.

And then I'll just be like, all the heat will rise from my thighs and I'll just nap, because I can nap for like... I was in Japan and every toilet seat over there, heat it and it's got a little water thing that shoots you in the arse. That's nice, boss. Water up top? In Japan?

Not even joking. Is it sexual? No, Ricky, it's to clean your arse. But you sit on it and it scans, it goes, but no, it scans your arse and this thing comes out and shoots you right smack in the middle of the hoop. It can find the cleft of your hole? It can.

Holy fuck. So you don't need paper? No. They're environmental in Japan. It's warm and it's got different pulse modes. But then your arse is all wet. No, but then it's got a little blow dryer. Fuck off. I'm not even joking. You're lying. You're lying. Sounds ridiculous. I'm not. you know but then your arse is all wet no but then it's got a little blow dryer fuck off

I'm not even joking you're lying you're lying I'm not Google it I think the company is called

Toyo Toyo or Toto Toyota you're thinking of Toyota no it's not fucking Toyota

just Google Google heated toilet seat bidet Japan I bet it's the same company that makes the heat pumps. No, it's not.

I think they just specialize in fancy toilets. So two people had the same idea. One guy made a toilet seat, one guy made a thing that goes on your wall. Toto. Toto? Yeah. I knew it. I knew it was something like that.

Oh, he's right. No, he figured it out. Like a big toe? Toto. But it's $1,238 fucking dollars for this system. That's actually cheap. $8,000? Yes, they're up around, I inquired, and they said they're around $10,000 Canadian.

Fuck. That's $8,000 US. We're in the wrong fucking business, man. We got to get into this. No, but these toilets, boys, these are smarter than, the toilet's smarter than. Fuck, I could make one for like, I could make one for like 200 bucks. That shit's easy. Let's go steal one.

And then we'll rob the bingo hall and go to jail for the weekend. I'll fucking show you the ropes. Jail? Like, I was afraid of jail. I don't know. Well, if he says... We'll not get caught then. I need to know more about jail.

Well, just don't go to jail, Terry. Oh, like, can I get in for the weekend? I could probably convince... Boys, you don't need to go to jail for the weekend. And we're not going to be... We Terry. Ola, can I get in for the weekend? I could probably convince... Boys, you don't need to go to jail for the weekend. And we're not gonna be... We can't find a 10,000... Who has a 10,000 toilet around here? A what? A $10,000 toilet. Who owns one around here?

You wanna steal one? Where you gonna find one? Hey, do you know... Toilet store. Listen to this. I gotta tell you this story quickly. Did you read the story about the orange seagull? No. They found a fucking, there was an orange seagull, just orange, head, tail. Yeah, I've seen them.

No, you didn't, Ricky. This is a one-of-a-kind orange fucking seagull. Or no, he had an orange beak. Well, they all do. Oh. So what's special about this guy? His whole, he's not white. He's orange. The whole bird. He must have been eating what a flamingo eats, except the orange stuff. No, but you know what it was?

What? He was covered in curry powder. They thought he was a rare species. I thought curry was yellow. Well, he turned orange on the white seagull, dirty old seagull. White feathers and yellow curry powder make orange. Yeah, he was doused in turmeric.

That must have been spicy on the eyeballs. It would have been. It was turmeric. It would be spicy as all fuck. Do feathers have feelings? Like, would he feel the spice? Well, it... Probably not, man.

It would get... I'm sure it was on his skin. Probably went up his little nose. Imagine he just cooked it right away. It would probably be delicious. Yeah. Well, then he'd be eating feathers. Marinated.

Fuck. Maybe like sort of caramelized on the feathers. I wonder if it could fly better. No, he couldn't fly at all. He was covered in fucking spices. But he could still swim. Probably faster. He'd cut through the water.

Why? Because he's got like a coating. Coating a powder. The water would bounce off. But the powder's probably gonna coagulate, Rick. Sort of a sludge. But maybe it's that special powder. You know that powder you can put your hand in water

and you lift your hand out and it's dry at the science center? You ever done that? Yeah. You're talking about curry powder. They already said it's curry powder. It's like fucking... Terry, when were you ever at the Science Center and what happened?

Did your brain blow up? Yeah, like I was fucking grade three. And it was like we went on the bus and we got to go and we coughed up enough like loot for the field trip money and then... Nice. And they had them... They had all sorts of stuff like the archy build with blocks and you stand you stand it up, and they let go, and it's really strong. Yeah.

And a sonar, that was really, where you could talk into a tube, and it goes into a thing, and the guy way at the other end of the room listens. That's not a sonar. A whale talks back. That's when I was like, science is fucking important to know about, you know. How did they figure out that whales talk? Science is fucking important to know about, you know? How do they figure out that whales talk? They...

They can hear them, Ricky, with underwater microphones. They can hear the sounds. Do they... Do they make out the language yet? Do they know what it means? Yes, they can tell that they're communicating. What do you think they're saying to each other when you hear that?

Oh, sweet, like clams down here, come on. Yeah. Hey, you look good. Meet me. You know, let's get the heat pump. Okay. Because there's heat in the ocean too, so they probably warm each other up, like...

They do have a heat pump for ocean. They have a heat pump for ocean? What the fuck, Ricky? No, they don't. They don't have one of those things in the ocean. No, they don't. That thing's great. They're waiting to work on the ocean. I'm just like, my pits are just absorbing some of that cool.

They're trying to fucking cool down the Arctic so it stops melting. So they take the water and run it around and it cools everything up. They're not doing that, man. They talked about a theory behind it. Yeah. How about when we're dead? I got a question for both you guys. Do you know the whales?

Did you know the whales eat icebergs? I didn't. I did not know that. I did not know that. Who told you that, Ricky? It's a big fucking whale. I mean, I guess it shrinks like a cube or. I'm sure I read it on a coffee cup or something.

Whales eat icebergs. Those coffee cups with those facts about whales. Yeah. I never seen that. They're everywhere. No, they don't exist. They have those newspapers from the local thing that say like what's happening. I've seen that, but never on a cup. They don't exist. They have those newspapers from the local thing that say, like, what's happening.

I've seen that. I've never seen stuff for sale, too. And they have info there, like facts. Things that happened. Yeah, that's what a newspaper is. And things that are going to happen. Yes, as far as weather and predictions of... Concerts.

Yeah, that's not even a prediction. And then the horoscopes, those are important too. Yeah, it's nice to know what's going to happen to you each day. What's your horoscope, Terry? Today, I don't know. I have to read it. Or what's your sign? I'm like on the cusp

of a bull and an Aries. Like on the day where you're both. So I never know which one to fucking read. And every morning I'm like, great. That's bonus, man. You get two. Yeah, but then I don't know what's going on. You automatically get to pick the best one.

Oh, I didn't know. I was like left unsure. No, it's your thing. But he's got to read both, Ricky, and maybe both things. So what if one of them says, you're going to have the best day of your life, and the other one says, you're going to be fucked. What does he do? Choose the good one says you're gonna be fucked.

What does he do? Most days, that's why maybe I'm the way I am. All makes sense now, because of the horoscope. Terry, when you were at the science center, did you see anything about evolution? Yeah, I know quite a bit about it. There was Lucy, the first like like, non-human ape. Yeah.

So I heard about her. Non-human ape? No, non-human ape. Oh, do you mean like the... Like the leap, Lucy's leap. Like, that's, I think, where the song Sky of Diamonds is all about. I'm serious, man. That's the one thing I actually fucking was interested in. Yeah, like, just I would be interested.

You guys take me through evolution. There was a bunch of them. There was the War of 1812. That was a revolution. No, that's a French evolution. Evolution, Ricky, from, like, from the Big Bang. Or do you even believe in the Big Bang? How did the universe start?

These are the questions I want to hear. He doesn't even know what the big bang is, man. God. He thinks that means banging some chick that's, you know. Getting the heat pump started. Yeah. Getting the heat pump started. With Santa and everybody. The big bang. They had a big bang, all right. Got her

pregnant. Is that when the universe started? No, that's different. What's? The big bang was the king. It was invisible. What happened? So where do you, if you went as far back in time as you could, where do you think everything started?

In the ocean. Oh, so the earth was already here, but I'm saying before that, Ricky, where does the earth- Not before. Oh, so. It was got, well, they built it in the 70s, which is pretty impressive because they didn't even have tools back then.

True. They must have had tools that they just got rid of and maybe buried them or put them deep in the ocean so we can't find them. Hid them so we'd be like, fuck, how'd this happen? It's good to keep people wondering. Yeah. So are you talking about Jesus and his buddies? He had a few buddies, yeah.

Jesus and his buddies built the earth with special tools that they had. Well, it was the Big Bang anyway. Tell us. I know that's where they say it started, but I don't know. It's a TV show. I know that. Oh, that's just a theory show. I've heard about that.

They think they're smart. Smart bunch. Nerds. Yeah. Fucking nerd smart. Smart bunch. Mm-hmm. Nerds. Yeah. Fucking nerds. Smart bunch. They don't even drink or smoke. No, I'm talking about evolution from the Big Bang.

The whole universe sort of just created instantly out of... Just like... I know this is gonna freak you out, so I don't even wanna talk. Tell us more. Seriously, look it up. Find it out. What does it say? Was there a magic wand involved or a spell? No, Ricky. There's no spell. It's all science. And they know it.

How did they know it? Well, because, Ricky, they figured it out scientifically. What does the word theory mean? Well, it depends on what you're talking about. In science, a theory isn't just, you know, some fucking thing somebody came up with. It's not, that isn't what theory means.

It's a proven, tested fucking thing. Oh, like certified. Certified? I thought it was just a guess Not in science, it's not a fucking guess If you hear somebody say Oh, my theory about the murder is this Then that's a fucking

Sort of an educated guess A theory in science is different You can't use the same fucking word For two different things because it's science It's bullshit The scientists need to come up with a better word so that I'm seeing okay. I'm not believing it.

I don't believe a word you're about to tell me. What are you doing, man? Here, I'm going to tell you, Ricky, this maybe will explain it very... What, the Big Bang Theory? You're right in there, hey? Not the Big Bang Theory. You're right in there, eh? Not the Big Bang Theory.

Are you inside the earth? No, this is going to be too complicated, I think. Oh, fuck. Just tell us the willy-nilly. Give us the willy-nilly of the Big Bang there. Does it work the same as people? Does something need to be fertilized? Does something need to be fertilized?

You're talking about where we're from? This... to be fertilized? You're talking about where we're from? This pops. Oh, you can't. You can't explain the big bang theory of these guys with theory or anything. Theory, Ricky, is that. Everything starts. My mind is like bending into like, I don't know.

I wanna know, I wanna know. I wanna ask Terry this. I wanna know what it is. Here, think about about this Terry. The universe, okay, it's infinite. So just really think about that for one second. Okay. Goes on forever.

Like a keg and you just want one beer. Goes on forever. So what's at the end of it, Ricky? Well, if the universe is contained, what's at the end? Walls. Okay. They blow past them cause it's infinite. What's at the end of it, Ricky? If the universe is contained, what's at the end? The walls. Okay. They go blow past them, cause it's infinite. So what's on the other side of the walls then, Ricky?

Fucking God. Yeah, if you can get through it. But is he contained or does he just keep going? So where's he hanging out? That's what I'm saying, it's infinite. That's a mind bender. Must have a house. What's behind the house? Backyard. What's behind that? God's backyard. That's a mind bender. It's not just a house. What's behind the house?

Backyard. What's behind that? God's backyard. Probably neighbors. And behind them? Maybe a rink or school. Great. So God lives in a giant neighborhood.

Right on. That's good to know. That is good to know. At the end of the universe. I wonder if he at least gets to pick his neighbors. For sure. And he can be like, poof, adios, and they'll be gone. But what's beyond the neighbors, Ricky? Like, it keeps going, right?

I guess. Cooking my noodle. I'm worried to think about it. I guess there must be. It's just like, yeah. It goes forever. Here, Terry, wrap your head around this. Do you know what the speed of light is?

Or do you know what a light year is? Light year is the speed of light. No. No. Light year is a distance. But do you want to know how they... What's the time? No.

Year. Why would they... Okay, go ahead. Sorry. I'm fucking... So here's what it is. I'm just... You guys are above me in terms of the intellect.

I'll just clear the air there because I'm... You think? No, but I want you to just... I want you to wrap your noodle around this one. Light. Uh-huh. Okay. Travels about 300,000 kilometers a second. Is that what this is doing right now? Yes. Okay, okay.

So picture that, you're going 300,000 kilometers every second. Impossible. Okay. Not possible. But I'm imagining, yeah. That's what light does. Fuck off.

Okay? So, you imagine it goes 300,000 kilometers every second. The distance that it goes an entire year, that distance is a light year. That's a lot. Okay? So... Fuck. So that's a light year.

Okay. Okay? And guess how wide the known universe is. So picture how long one light year would be. 50 years. Okay. Okay? Yeah.

It's about 5.4 trillion miles. That's about the distance of a light year. Okay? The universe is 93 billion light years across. Is that a lot? The known universe. Holy, like, I can't even, like the space. Look at his eyes.

The space is like, how do you understand that? I can't. And then right back I'm like, what the fuck is a marble? That's why you shouldn't. It can hurt'm like, what the fuck is a marble? That's why you shouldn't. It can hurt your brain. What the fuck is a marble? See? It buffs.

It's glass. I know you're finding this interesting and entertaining and stuff. No, but then think, Ricky. Then think. Yep. In your body. Yes.

There's more atoms. Than Eve's? in your body there's more atoms than eves depends if you're a gyro girl or half or whatever atoms and eves there's more atoms in your body well of course that's why I'm a man than there is

I forget what that reference is it's like more atoms in your body than there are stars in the universe in the universe okay i gotta you're going from how small to how big like really what it's crazy it's like trees isn't it i'm not i'm trying not to even listen to what you're fucking saying bubs well what do you think? I mean, is it true? What is there more of, sand or trees? More sand, Ricky.

Really? More sand than trees? Yes, there has to be. There's a lot of trees. The beaches. Who cares? Who gives a fuck? Really, Ricky, who cares?

Well, it's just nice to know. Why? There's more of one of them than the other, isn't there? I think I've got to get one of these, because this is sparking all sorts of good conversations. You got to be careful with them, though, man. You know what? I don't have one. They can be dangerous. That's why this is happening.

Terry, I got a little deal for you, man. I know you've got no money. Yeah, that's a fact. So check this out. Oh, fuck. I got 50 bucks. Yeah? All right?

You're going to take this 50 bucks. Done. Thank you very much. You're going to pay me back at some point. Okay. But you're going to leave right now. Go to the liquor store. No, no, no, no.

He's going to hitchhike. And he's going to hitchhike fucking to the west as far as he can. Okay. Across Canada. That's a 40-minute drive. No, I'll do it, man. I'll fucking take it. Okay, good.

Thank you. I'll come back next time around. All right. How do I pay you back? That's just... I'll find you. You don't have to pay him back. You gave me. He gave you the money. I'll come back next time around. All right. How do I pay you back? That's just, you can, I'll find you. You don't have to pay him back. You can give me.

You got his information, Ricky? You're in charge of getting that 50 bucks back for me. I'll send it back to you. That's gonna be 60 bucks. Well, I want 50 bucks. And there's interest. I want 50 bucks. Okay, yeah, no, I gotta go, guys.

Like, uh. See? Yeah, no, right on. I'll be back, though. Like, I'll go. Are you gonna clean up any of that, or? No, like, well, yeah. Of course much. I'll go clean up any of that. No like well, yeah No, those are those are valuable kind like

Wait a minute. Wait a minute What if I don't take it then what's that mean? No, you gotta take it. You have it. You've already taken it So you gotta leave so no, I'll pay you back. Yeah. So now I owe you 50 bucks for sure That's 60 bucks because like Big Bang was happened. So no, I'll pay you back. So now I owe you 50 bucks for sure. That's the fact. 60 bucks. It started like Big Bang was happened. This happened, right? But maybe I can like stay one more day and then I'll pay back. No, no, no, no, no.

The deal's already been made. That's fine. But no, we had already agreed we were going to do some things later. No, well, he's got to go because the deal's been made. Okay, well, you know what? I'll go to the liquor store and then we'll talk about it, okay? No, you won't. That sounds perfect.

We won't be seeing you. Yeah, I'll go sort it out, and then we'll figure it out. No. Get some more beer. No, he's not getting back in. I'm texting Rain right now. You don't have to pay him to leave. He's costing us fucking money to be here, number one.

Your brain is fucking... It's fun, though. Your brain is fucked. Yeah, but, Ricky, it's us fucking money to be here number one. He's your brains fun though. Your brain is yeah, Ricky It's probably best if you leave for a while It's not part of it man. You're talking about trees and fucking sand. Let's go boys. Let's go. Maybe we should go suck I'm telling Randy. He's not allowed back in fucksakes All I'm going to bed again then send done All right, I'm going to bed again then. Send. Done. All right, I'm going to the liquor store and getting drunk. See ya.