Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 172 - Can’t See the Great Cock of China from Space

Episode Date: December 3, 2018

Bubbles has a new cable hook-up and it inspires a new TPB game show. Ricky vs Julian, it's f**king on! Can the boys handle the pressure?! Also: were the Vikings pansies? And do bats learnt blind?  Episode 172 is brought to you by the official Trailer Park Boys Store, SwearNet.com (the only place to watch the video of this podcash), Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky, and the Boys' own Freedom 35 lager!

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And a new beer is born Try my new Ricky's Catch 23 malt liquor It's stronger than you are Seems more and more like work Every fucking, every time we do one, it's like work. Trying to find shit to talk about. I'm serious. So what do you want her to fucking do, not do it?

Well, I don't know. It's supposed to be, it's the pod, it's called the pod cash for a reason. And we're not making any cash. Well, whose fault is that? Well, I'm just saying you guys should step it up and try to fucking help me out. Step it up? Look what I've got here. What's that?

I worked out a whole new thing we're going to do. Is it going to make us money, though? Is it going to make us money, though? No, but it references money. All right. References money. Is it the word money? I guess that's a start, bubs.

What are these? Where did these come from? What are they looking like? Oh, that's some of the finished products of these. Why are you so into fucking collaring these days? It keeps my mind from thinking about other shit like violence. It keeps my mind from thinking about other shit like violence. In other words, he's baked out of his fucking mind, and it was in front of him, and that's what he's doing. It keeps my mind from thinking about other shit like violence.

In other words, he's baked out of his fucking mind, and he was in front of him, and that's what he's doing. Okay. I'm getting fucking angry at the weather. It's fucking with me. I don't like the cold, and it's getting colder every fucking week. It's colder than it was last week. It is colder than it was last week.

You're correct, and that's because... Oh, you know why it is it's the fucking weather it's just gonna get further and fucking colder we're a little further from the sun so we don't need to hear you whining about it man every fucking day get some fucking heat or something get a heat oh you don't want me to fucking whine about it build a fire do something where did you go build a fire all right a big fucking fire how go? I'll build a fire, all right. A big fucking fire. How about that? Ricky. Well, go for it. Burn your fucking trailer down.

Big enough to burn your fucking trailer down. I'll burn my trailer down. Yeah. Ricky, just calm down. You don't need to burn fucking trailers down. I want to get an industrial heater from Home Depot. Just heat the whole outdoors around my house. Really?

Well, guess what, boys? What? I got a brand-new thing for us to do today. Okay, are we gonna get the show started, or you just can't get into a new thing? Yeah, okay, here. Get the, yes. Big mouth.

Listen, quiet. Oh. Quiet on set, this is... Oh, she's underway. All right. Green Bastard IPA going down the fucking hazoozy. Bum, bum, bum, bum. What's going on, fuckers?

This is the Fish the Trailer Prep Boys podcast coming at you right now. This is episode 172. We're on a roll. Everything so far has been pretty good. What's the date? We're on a roll. What are far has been pretty good. What's the date? We're on a roll. What are you talking about? November 30th.

Which, in fact, is the last day of November for people that we're not aware. Ricky just doling out the facts today, boys. Jeez, man. Thanks for that, Rick. Oh, I'm going to get you guys learnt today, I tell you. Okay, what are you going to get me learnt on, Rick? All kinds of shit that you fucked up on. Okay, well, here's, guess what?

I've got a new thing to do. Good, what is it? I got watching, I got some new channels on the weekend. Oh, yeah? Last weekend. All right. J-Rock hooked up a different satellite dish. Nice.

Card thing and my thing. Now all of a sudden I got the game show network. How long have you had it for? What's this, Friday? I've had it since Sunday. How many times did it go down? None. None?

Not once. She's been rock solid. It'll be going down soon, bud. Why? You just can't trust those fucking things, man. Do you got to, like, redo the cards and shit? No, this is not one of the can't trust those fucking things, man. Do you gotta, like, redo the cards and shit? No, this is not

one of the ones where you gotta redo the cards. This is all legit. Well, good, because I spent a lot of money in that shit years ago and it fucking pissed me off. No, you know what mine is?

What? Mine is when somehow my bill goes to some other company, and, I mean, they're never going to notice it. It's just like 60 a month. They might notice it.

Okay, so you've had this for, what, five days now? Yeah. And you're, what about us? Well, just, I just want to. When's the big fucking TV party? I just want to make sure. You can't get the UFC. I can get the UFC. I just want to make sure... You can't get the UFC. I can get the UFC.

Well... I just want to make sure it's rock solid before I start throwing parties. But I got the GSN, the Game Show Network. And I'm watching

game shows non-stop and we're going to play one. Did you figure them out? I know how most of them work. They got the old ones too. The old ones I used to watch when I was a kid in the 70s. Curd Sharks, man. That was a good one.

Curd Sharks is on there. I know a guy that was on that. Who? Forget his name. That was on Curd Sharks. Yeah. I don't believe you. I don't think he did very well.

I don't believe you. He'd be a celebrity, Ricky. Nope, he's not. He would be a celebrity if he was on the card sharks. We're gonna play, boys, a little game I like to call $100,000 Pyramid. Oh, fuck.

How does that work? I have the clues here, which I will show to the camera. I will say the clues, and then you have to guess what the card says. What? All right, is this from, like, the old one or...

This is from the old one. This is the new one, the guy that used to be on the... Was it the Giants? New York Giants? That dude? No, this is from the old one. Who was that guy? The guy... He did Definition 2, didn't he? Jim Perry? Yeah. Jim Perry wasn't on $100,000 Pyramid, was he?

I thought he was, man. I don't think so. Jim Perry was on Definition. Yeah, he was also on Tarn Sharks. Do-do-do-do. Do-do-do-do. Jim Perry, man. I bet you he was on $100,000 Pyramid.

Do-do-do-do. Okay, you ready to play around? I don't know how. Ricky, I'm just going to start barking clues at you. What do I got to do? You figure out what all the clues have in common. Okay. And then you say what might have prompted me to say those clues.

It could be a phrase. It could be a list of things. Sounds hard, man. No, Ricky, I think you're gonna be good at it. What camera should I hold the card up to? That one over there? He's dead. Jim Perry.

Yeah. He died. He was 82. Yeah, Jim Perry. Did he have lots of cash or what? I don't know. Okay, Ricky, but you can't look at the card. He was the lead singer of a band what? I don't know. Okay, Ricky, but you can't look at the cards. He was the lead singer of a band too, wasn't he? That was... That was Steve and Perry.

Steve and Perry, man. Are they related? I don't know if Steve Perry from Journey and Jim Perry from Definition were related or not. That's a good trivia question. All right, I'm ready. Okay, ready? Let's get this going. Yeah. Here we go. Are you gonna guess too, Julian? What is it? I'm scared. Okay, just, okay, go for it. You can't look at the card, though. I won't. Okay, ready? I'm ready. Okay, watch this, boys. I'll put it, listen to this. Oh, Jesus, don't do it. Oh, fuck. Don't do that. Don't turn on my...

Becky. Becky. Whoa. What? What's wrong? Fucking... Those things make me crazy. Those fucking things.

Timers? Yes. Timers make you crazy? It's going a bit, man. Come on, but it makes it more real. All right, do it, but fuck, I don't like it. Okay, ready? Here we go.

Fuck. Okay, um, holy fuck, you really zinged me. I'm round. I am round, and I go flying through the air. A ball. What's a frisbee? Um... Who thinks a frisbee is a zing?

Yes! Yeah, a frisbee would say. Yes. Okay, that's number one. Okay, um... Um... Who thinks a Frisbee would say? Yes! Who thinks a Frisbee would say? Yes! Yes! Okay, that's number one. Okay, um... Um... Bombs, mad people, um...

Fuckin'... Oh, Jesus, uh... Ketchup pockets... Things that explode. Yes! Yes! Holy fuck, this is... I'm not good at this.

Okay, just wait. Um... Your, uh... The color on your TV, your hat. Things you adjust. Yes! Holy fuck, he's a master. He's reading them. I'm not reading them. He's a master.

I'm like, look. Um, your nose, traffic, uh, your chest. Things that get congested. Ding dong dinger. He's reading them. He's got it. getting congested. Yeah, bing-dong-dinger. He's reading them. He's got it. Bullshit. Yeah, okay.

Clean sweep? Fuck you, Red. Cheater. Julian fucking beaten, buddy. He's just looking on your shoulder when you're pulling them up. I'm not looking at any of them. Yeah, I was looking on your shoulder. No, you were hit them like that for fuck's sake.

Just wait. Can you see through them? Oh, you can see right through it. What? I didn't see that. I thought you were a master. No, it's just... I don't know what you're talking about, man. Okay, here. Let's try again.

Let's see if you still have the magic when you can't see it. I have the magic. Don't you worry about it. I'm going to reset my ding-donger. I'm gonna turn the chairs out. Yeah, look that way. Shut the fuck up over there, Chipper. Turn your chairs out a little bit.

I'll fucking turn any way you want me to turn. And I notice how you're talking that way to him the entire time. No, I'm looking at the camera. Oh, yeah, right. Yeah, because I did really well. Oh, yeah, he did really well. Look, there's a camera right here. He said to show it to this camera, asshole. Well, fucking talk out that way.

Straight out that way. Okay, I will. Turn your head. I know you want to see him beat me. No. Oh, yeah, you do. Clearly he was cheating because he did so awesome. I kicked his ass, but I'm just saying,

you can tell you're fucking rooting for him, man. Okay, you ready? Here we go. Let's do it. Let me see. Here we go. I'm going to fucking hide this so you can't see it. All right, make sure he doesn't fucking see.

I'll try not to. Okay, just let me think. I need to... This is fucking stressful, man. Okay, here we go. Um, so you don't get wet. So things don't fall on you when you're outside. Hey, hey, hey!

Ricky! Stop fucking around! So you don't get soaking wet. Uh, things you put on to go in the rain. Well, yes, pretty close. Umbrella. Okay, sweet. Um, oh, pretty close. Umbrella. Okay, just wait. Um, oh, fuck, am I ever fucking bloated?

Oh, God, I can't wait till this fucking thing's out of me. Things you say when you're constipated. Close. Things you say when you're fucking full. Things you say when you're pregnant. Yes. Hey, hey, he looked. Hey, don't fucking look.

Okay. Okay, hey, he looked. Hey, don't fucking look. Okay. Okay, Ricky, turn around. Pigeons, seagulls. Things that fly. Crows. Things that fly. Things that have feathers. Pigeons, crows, seagulls.

Things that squawk. I am a bird. Things that eat garbage. Types of birds. Types of birds. Is of birds Was that it? Yeah, types of birds That was fucking dumb This is a great game

Well, you know what? I won that one as well Count them up, motherfucker Okay, let's have a round three then Here we go Ready? Here we go One more round

Here we go Um One more round. Here we go. Louis, Charles, Elizabeth. What do you say if you're a king or queen? Types of kings. Names of kings. Julian's got that one. Bullshit. Your roof.

Tits. Things that point up in the sky. Your old wet roof. Old tits. Things that point up in the sky. Your old wet roof. Old tits. Things that keep you dry. Things that sweat. Old tits. Your arse.

Old arse. Things that droop. Things that sag. Yes. Julian's got it. Oh, for Christ's sake. What perky ones? Not the fucking...

Um... Um... The fact that you suck. The fact that you suck. The fact that you suck. The fact that you suck. A check, an invitation. Um, oh, Jesus. Things that, uh, fact, invitation.

Things that you, what? Things that you suck. No, no, like an invitation. Okay, I, I. The fact that you suck. Things that you accept. Oh, Jesus. You could have thought of some better things than that, man. Okay, just wait.

You accept a money order? Fucking a drink? Okay, I'm not great at this either. Okay. Holy fuck, am I ever springy to ever shoot you up high? Fuckin' a drink. Okay, I'm not great at this either. Uh, okay. Holy fuck, am I ever... Am I ever springy to ever shoot you up high? Holy fuck, what is that? Things you say when you're on a trampoline.

Oh my god, did you ever make a nice splash? What is a diving board? Things you dive into. An elevator. People that dive. What a diving board says. Fuckin' Jesus. What?

Um... I don't like this game. Um... People that dive. What a diving board says. Fucking Jesus. What? Um. I don't like this game. Um. Bird shit. Your hat. A helmet. What is stuff that goes in your head? Things that go in your head.

Ricky got that one. Too easy. All right, I still beat him. No. I'm out of, uh, fuck, I'm out of clues. But fuck, that was intense, wasn't it? It was too much, man. That was intense. Ding dong or clicking. I'm getting of, uh, fuck, I'm out of clues, but fuck, that was intense, wasn't it? It was too much, man. That was intense.

Ding-donger clicking. I feel like getting drunk now because of that game. That was... Why go through that, man? Because that was exciting. I'm going to have to go have a nap. My brain worked too hard. You can't have a nap, Ricky.

Why? Do you want to have a round of Jeopardy just to cool things off? Well, I see you got your old birthdays there again. That's real exciting. There's some good ones. Did you notice? It's real exciting compared to what the bubbler just came up with, but whatever. Oh, fuck.

Dick Clark, Ridley Scott. I remember, like, this was yesterday we just said it was their fucking birthdays. No, that was a year ago. I know, but it seems like it was yesterday. Mark Twain. Who gives a fuck? We invented Twain? What, you mean the choo-choo Twain?

Maybe his last name was supposed to be Train, but somebody in his family didn't talk very well. They got stuck with Twain. Yeah, I don't think that was the case, Ricky. His real last name was Train, Mark Train. Doesn't Mark Twain mean something, though? Like, it's a depth? What? It's a depth, isn't it?

A Mark Twain? Yeah, pretty sure. Is a depth. Pretty sure it is. What's he trying to say? Figure this out. Okay, it's a what? He thinks Mark Twain is like a depth. Depth of water or something, isn't it? A fathom? I think it is something to do with boating.

I've heard it before. Twain? Mark Twain. Twine? No. Look it up in your machine. Say, what the fuck does Mark Twain mean? Look it up.

What does Mark Twain mean? What does Mark Twain mean? Yeah. It means something. It's not his real name. Why am I even doing this? What does Mark Twain mean? What does Mark Twain mean? Yeah. It means something. It's not his real name. Why am I even doing this? What does Mark Twain mean?

Twain. If this means something other than his name. It does. It's so many fathoms or something. That's why he took the name. It's a fucking, I'm telling you. That's why he took the name. So he's like another name.

His real name's not Mark Twain then? No. Jesus. I learned about it in jail. Oh, yeah. You know, I can't. What the fuck is going on with your brain these days? No. Jesus. I learned about it in jail. Oh, yeah, you know, I can't... What the fuck is going on with your brain these days? It's working.

Are you reading? Like, what are you... What's going on? Why? Is it right? It means two fathoms. A Mark Twain is two fathoms? It means the second mark on the line that measured depth, signifying two fathoms, or

12 feet. Boom! Which was a safe depth for fucking riverboats. So how the fuck did you know that? Because I remembered it from fucking jail. From jail? I never knew that. How did you know?

A Twain or Mark Twain? It's a Mark Twain, man. It's the Mark. It's the Mark. It's the Mark Twain. Right there. You can go down the fucking river in your riverboat because you got the Mark Twain. And he changed his name to Mark Twain right there. You can go down the fucking river in your riverboat because you've got the Mark Twain. And he changed his name to Mark Twain?

Jesus. No, you know what? It's a... It's a term. No, no, no, no. He didn't, man. They used... That's a term they came up with. Mark Twain was around way before the fucking term. I'm telling you. What was... Hey, look this up.

What was Mark Twain's real name? There. Look that up. Jesus. Okay. That thing is too sensitive. Mark Twain's real return to fa-blah-blah-blah-blah. Okay. What does it stand for? Okay. Who fucking knows? Who cares? Uh, do you know? What is a fathom, by the way?

Six feet. That's it? That's it, man. Oh, man. I thought it was much deeper than that. What's a league? A league? Yeah, isn't there like a thousand leagues under the sea?

Those are different leagues of sporting events, you think? Ricky. Yeah, they are a sport, yeah. It's different leagues in sporting events, I think. Ricky. Yeah, they are a sport, yeah. It's different leagues in a sporting event, Rick. It is, but a thousand leagues under the sea, I'm pretty sure. Want me to find out what a league is? Yes, how deep is a league? Did you find out what Mark Twain's real name was yet? Probably not.

Okay, just a second. What was Mark Twain's real name? Oh, Winston Churchill. He's a fucking badass motherfucker. He was a badass motherfucker. He was great. Who? Winston Churchill.

Tuck on Hitler. Lucy Maud Montgomery. Rode Anne of Green Gables. Yes, she did. She's Canadian. Is that all she did? He got his pen name for a River Road captain. His pet name.

Don't want his mark on it. His pet name. I don't know if that's a good thing He got his pen name from a River Road captain. His pet name. His pet name. I don't know if that's a good thing or not. Pen name. Pen name, man. Oh, pen name. Got his fucking pet name. His pet name. His name was Samuel Langhorn Clemens.

Yeah, that's right. Samuel Clemens. I knew that. Samuel Langhorn Longhorn Clemens. They called him Old Longhorn Langhorn because he had a big unit. They called him the Longhorn. Dick Clark.

Speaking of those. Speaking of dicks? Yeah. What about yours? Dick Clark. Dick Clark was an arsehole, eh? He had a big hammer on him, though, I guess. That's why his name was Dick.

No, it's because his name was Richard Clark. And I heard he was a real arsehole. Really? Yeah. Well, fuck him, then. I heard Dick Clark was a real fucking arsehole. Did you? Yeah.

Don't have to worry about him anymore. He's gone. You don't go... He's dead. You don't go talking to people... Well, I'm just saying. I have no... I don't... Lots of people love that motherfucker go talking well i'm just saying i have no i don't lots of

people love that mother Ridley Scott done some fantastic films good movies what was your favorite Ridley Scott movie i don't fucking know here's a better question name a Ridley Scott... Robin Hood. Brave Cock. What was that one? Brave Cock. The Robin Hood one. Hitler, man. Robin Hood. Hitler. He... I'm just reading here. June Pointer.

His doctor injected him with fucking drugs every day, including amphetamines, barbiturates... Who? ...and opiates. Yes. Every fucking day. Who was this? 800 injections.

Hitler was all cranked up on that. Not only that, crystal meth, 35 million pills were given to the soldiers at the front line. They're all cranked up on fucking crystal meth, man. Yes, of course they were. And the other guys, they were cranked up on speed. Yes, and when he gave his speeches, they used to put a fucking, like an 8 hertz pulse out into the audience.

And then you throw a... It's too low to hear it, but you can feel it. It gets you all aggravated. He'd be out there going, let's fucking kill everybody. People are getting all cranked up on math, and they're like, yeah, let's fucking go murder a whole bunch of them. Give me my Luger. That's what happened.

Crazy cocksuckers. Holy fuck, man. So June Pointer got born. I didn't know the Pointer sisters were actually named Pointer. What, did you think they were just women that walked around doing this? Well, that's what you see in the album cover. They're just pointing. So, I don't think they had an album cover where they were pointing.

They should have. I think you're thinking of Hall album cover where they were pointing. They should have. I think you're thinking of Hall & Oates. Billy Idol. You know his real name was William Broad. What? Billy Broad. Billy Broad stuff.

Billy Broad. Billy Broad pack. Okay. Ben Stiller, Julian. What are you saying that to me for? I thought you might want to celebrate. Because you have a crush on him. I don't have a fucking crush on Ben Stiller? Julian? What are you saying that to me for? I thought you might want to celebrate. Because you have a crush on him. I don't have a fucking crush on Ben Stiller. What's wrong with you?

You love Ben Stiller so much. You have posters of him. No, I don't. I thought the movie, The Summon of the Bored Mary, when that came out, that was a fucking, that was a great movie. Alicia Cuthbert got born to that. Remember you used to rub your own stuff in your hair,

just like he did? Like it was load. Come on, Bob's. Remember that's how you used to rub your own stuff in your hair just like... Like it was load. Come on, Bob's. Remember that's how you used to style your hair after you saw that movie? Why would I do that? Chrissy Teigen. Chrissy Teigen. Hot.

Think she's hot? Yes. And Chanel. What about this Kaylee Cuckoo? Cuckoo? Kaylee Cuckoo Cuckoo Kaylee Cuckoo Big Bang Theory Kaylee Cuckoo

yes she's famous Kaylee Cuckoo everybody knows Kaylee Cuckoo is she Cuckoo I don't know I don't know how to say her last name

okay that was really fun. Well, I'm going to get you guys learned on a few things. I'm falling asleep here. Well, don't fall asleep yet because you're going to get fucking your mind blowing off. Okay.

There's a bunch of shit that we thought was true that isn't. All right, Rick. Oh, you're lighting some candles, are you? Celebrate your coming out party. I like when Rick cracks himself up like he just told the greatest joke in history. That one really struck a chord with him. You thought that was real funny.

You know water draining? Yeah. Yes. Well, I was real funny. You know water draining? Yeah. Yes. Well, I was always believed that, yeah, see, just like that. It spins one way, and then I always thought it'd spin the other way. What, in a toilet? It doesn't. It's the fucking same everywhere.

Yeah. There is that fucking whatever it's called. No. the same everywhere. Yeah. There is that fucking whatever it's called. No, because when we were in Australia, we flushed the toilet and watched it go the other way. It's not true. What?

That's true. That's all we've ever been taught, man. If you had a great big giant thing, there is something that would do that, but in a toilet or sink,

no. Not strong enough. I don't believe it, man. Great cock, Not great cock. Great wall of China. Not the great cock of China. It's not visible from space. I always thought it was. What the fuck?

They say it is, man. No, it's not. Didn't Chris say that? The astronaut dude? Chris Hadfield? Yeah, he said you could see that fucking wall. I don't think he told us that. Give him a call. Ask him. There's only one way to find out, and that's to go to the fucking source. I don't have his birth certificate.

What's your nickname for him? Seahead? Hey, Seahead. Got a question for you. I could send him a tweeter. Tweeter twits. Well, we'd as well go for it, because I think you can see it from the face. Sugar rush. Doesn't exist you can see it from the sugar rush. Doesn't exist.

Yes, it does. Placebo, whatever that means. That's where you get in these facts, Ricky. These facts are real because I'm having a sugar crash right now because I ate candy and I'm drinking beer. And now all of a sudden my diabetes are flaring up. My diabetes. It doesn't exist. I've got the diabetes.

Can you explain to me what a placebo is? It's a nothing pill. It's a sugar pill. It's a pill of nothing. Right. And a belly button. No, that's not a placebo. That's a placenta.

A placebo. Placebo, placenta, tomato, tomato. Tomato, tomato, potato. What else? Oh, baby birds? Birds? Birds. What are baby birds? You know, like a big bird, but it's a baby.

Flying thing. Bird? Bird or bird? Is it Bert and Ernie or bird? I guess it's a bird. How many of you guess it? Some people call them birds, don't they? Who calls a bird a bird? Bird?

Holy fuck, man. When you said a baby bird, I pictured a little tiny Ernie and Bert. Okay, now... That's the only Bert I know. Or a little Bert Reynolds, a little six-inch Bert Reynolds walking around. Anyway, remember how I always thought that if you found a baby Bert, you shouldn't... You're not supposed to pick it up and put it back in his nest

because the mom would say, fuck you. Yeah. Not true. It's okay to pick the little fuckers up and put them back. See, I didn't know that. Who started that terrible rumor? I don't know. Trying to get the baby Burt's not looked after.

See how much fun it is? I've been there, man. Fucking Jesus. See how much fun it is to get learned sometimes? I hope all of these are right, or now I'll be believing that they're not true and they are. Fuck's sakes.

You just never know. Snopes. There's where you go You just never know. Snopes. There's where you go to fact check stuff. Snopes. Chameleons. Don't change color to blend in. Change color to talk. Communicate.

It's a talky thing. Yeah. Not on my scare spot. No, if you throw one in front of a polka dot wall, it'll turn into a polka dot. No, that's a fucking... Well, that's in cartoons. It's an octopus. An octopus.

He does that. Octopuses are made out of LED lights. Is it octopi? If you order it at the restaurant. No, if you have more than one. No, it's octopussies. Pusses. Octopuses?

Octopuses. Octopussy was a movie with James Bond. Octopus. So where did pussy come from? Octopussy? Yeah, well, no. You'd have to ask 007. Oh, like, what's this?

What color is it? Orange? Yeah. That's a great game, Ricky. Let's play the... What color is this? I don't know. The color orange was named after the fruit,

not the other way around. Didn't know that. Didn't they say, well... What? The name fruit... This color was named after the fruit, not the other way around. The fruit was not named an orange because it's orange?

Right. The colour orange came from an orange. Before that, the colour orange was lumped in with red. So there was no such thing as the colour orange until the orange. Right. When somebody noticed an orange growing on a tree and was like, that's... That's a new color. So what does orange mean?

Where did they get the word? From that's what the fruit is. Oh, I don't know. This is fucked. Before, it was like named, I forget, when they named the new color. It was a new color. What does orange mean?

Okay, just wait now. What came first, the color or the fruit? The fruit. So there's a fruit hanging on a tree. Called an orange, I think. Well, that's the opposite of what you just said, isn't it? No. So there's a fruit hanging on a tree called an orange,

but there's no name for the color of it yet. No. So they're like, that color right there should be called orange because of this orange. Yeah. Is that true, Julian? I don't fucking know, man, because it says here, color meaning, meaning of the color orange.

Orange is associated with meanings of joy, warmth, heat, sunshine, enthusiasm, creativity, success, and courage. What the fuck did you search? Change, determination. That's spirituality shit. I know, man. This is the meaning of the color orange. I want to know the meaning of it.

The definition of it. I said, what does it mean? What is the etymology? What came first, the color or the orange? Run. It's kind of like a chicken riddle. An orange glow in the sky. Okay, here we go.

So the fruit was called the orange, but it didn't refer to the color at first. Correct. Okay. So I find it hard to believe that there was this color floating around for centuries and nobody thought to call it something. Yeah, not till the, I don't know, 1500s maybe? 1600s?

Pretty stupid. Yeah, I'm having a hard time with this one, man. Napoleon, not Napoleon Dynamite, the other one, was not short. Yes, he was. Oop. How tall was he? 5'7". But he was. Oop. How tall was he? 5'7". But he was taller than average for back then.

Yeah, that was... They weren't that really tall. There was no tall people back then. 5'7"? He wasn't shorter than everybody else? So what does a Napoleon complex mean, then? I don't know. They called him

the little captain or whatever because it was just his little pet name, I guess. Cute name. He had a little cute name. I bet you didn't think

that was a cute name. There's another fuck around. Vikings did not have horns on their helmets. Bull fucking shit. Nope. What did they have? Just fucking stupid

looking hats. The helmet. Ricky, shit nope what did they have just fucking stupid looking helmet recce whoever wherever you got these the wrong i'm guaranteeing you it's no because it says it was some fucking play or something portrayed them with horns on it we were just in norway oh i think they embraced it because they think it looks tough but they're actually just a bunch of pansies. Yeah, why the fuck would they put the horns on the helmet? That's a lot of work. What, did they have, like, fucking glue? Well, what about the show Vikings? I guess I can't picture anybody

with horns on their helmets in that job. Maybe they don't. Ragnar! Ragnar didn't have horns on his helmet. Bats? Not blind. They're not blind, but they can't see very well. Some of them can see very well. They use radar. They do use that for finding shit, but they can still see.

Some of them have incredible night vision. They use echolocation. Something else uses that, but I forget what it is. Someone can talk about it. Dolphin, man. Squirrels? A dolphin, don't they? Oh, yeah, a I forget what it is. So I won't talk about it. Dolphin, man. Squirrels? A dolphin, don't it? Oh, yeah, a dolphin.

Not squirrels. I can use echolocation. Well, you probably need to because... I wish I had it. We can't see that well, dude. You can decide whether to use it or not, but it'd be cool to have. Okay, can we finish this? Yes.

Nap time. Time to nap. Yeah, I should have a brain nap. I need a brain nap. A brain nap? Yeah, it's been working really hard today so far. Hmm. All right, well, ah, fuck, we forgot to call the sex ghost.

Oh, fuck. And now it's gonna be December. We gotta call that sex ghost person. Excuse me. The chick that's banging ghosts? She's getting married to a ghost. She's hoping to have a baby with a ghost. All right. Well, maybe she'll be knocked up by the time we call her next time.

So is she just going to go into the hospital and lay there on the table and go, Oh, he's out. He's out. But you can't see him. Oh, he's floating up there. Like a little breeze or something that'll be felt, you know, throughout the room. Coming out of her.

I'm thinking, if it's a ghost, a little poof. A little poof of air and he's out. That's it. I'd like to be there, I know that. Just in case. Well, I'd have to be there to fucking believe her, let me tell you.

All right, maybe we'll call the ghost fucker next week. The ghost fucker? It's like the horse whisperer. By the fucking ghosts. I wonder if she pretended to be a ghost or she'd know the difference. Thank you.