Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 176 - Give The People A Present!

Episode Date: December 28, 2018

Ricky 'not good' and Santa is right out of 'er today. Happy Bornt Day Jesus God, Santa, Rudolf, and Frosty?! Merry f**king Christmas, from our family to yours! Episode 176 is brought to you by the official Trailer Park Boys Store, SwearNet.com (the only place to watch the video of this podcash), Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 lager and Green Bastard IPA!

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And a new beer is born. Try my new Ricky's Catch-23 malt liquor. It's stronger than you are. I'm fucked, Bob. I'm too drunk to be doing this. I got to the point, you know, where you drink, and you drink, and you drink, and then you're kind of sober. You drank yourself sober. Yeah. Fuck, I didn't.

I'm still shit-faced. Okay, one more beer. A Christmas beer. Me as well, man. It's fucking Christmas. This is the Christmas beer. Ready? I'm just going to keep going. Get her going. Oh as well, man. It's fucking Christmas. This is the Christmas beer. Ready? I'm just going to keep going.

Get her going. Oh, she's underway. Cheers, man. Cheers, bud. Oh, that's not going to taste good. Did I dump beer in your liquor? Hey, you got your peanut butter in my chocolate. You got your chocolate in my peanut butter.

You got my beer in your liquor. You got your liquor in my beer. It's too much. Too much, man. Ricky. Hey, Rick. What's up, man? Ricky not good. So we got to fix it.

How much is shit do we have in our body right now? Shit? We've no good. I don't know. When's the last time you had a poop? Ha, ha, ha, ha. No, you know what I mean. We got those mushrooms that we got on tour,

which were fucking insane. How many edibles? I don't even know how many. I ate one that said 200. That's a lot. Did you guys sleep at all? No, man. I'm fucked.

Ricky, I ate an edible that said 200 on it. What's going to happen to it? Well, you're up for a couple days. Really? Yeah, man. That's a lot, man. But it is Christmas, so fuck it. When's that going to kick in?

Was that one of those green ones? Yeah. Oh, man. Those are for, like, multiple people. It took that about a half hour ago. Ricky, why would you leave it laying around? You know I don't make... That's why I label it.

I didn't want it to be dumb. Oh, well, I guess I'm gonna be fucked out of my tree then. Want me to get this going? May as well just start. It's already going. Well, what the fuck's going on, motherfuckers? This... What the fuck happened?

It doesn't matter. It's Christmas. Why are we doing this on Christmas? Don't know, man. Because... To give the people a present. Give the people the present. The gift of...

The gift of something. I know we plan on staying up for a couple days straight, but, man, I might have to have a nap. No, Ricky, come on. It's the 12 days of Christmas where we get fucked for 12 days straight. I can't look at you, man, anymore. Why? You know what you gotta do, Bob?

I look awesome. On your sixth, when you're 65, on your birthday, you're gonna stop shaving and stop cutting your hair. By the time you're 75, stop shaving and stop cutting your hair. By the time you're 75, this is what you'll fucking look like. I'll do it. For realsies.

Why don't I just start right now? You will be basically sad. Where the fuck is my hat? I didn't want to say anything because you look ridiculous. Yeah, man. I don't have my hat on. Where is my hat? Oh, fuck.

You look like the guy on that. Why wouldn't you tell me I didn't have my hat? You look like my hat? Oh, fuck. You look like the guy on that. Why wouldn't you tell me I didn't have my hat on? You look like you'd fucking just crawl out of a cave. I probably look like Kenny Rogers, do I? You look like the guy from the Lorax. Yeah. The Danny DeVito character. Some kind of a troll.

Santa. I feel like I might look like Donald Sutherland. Or Captain Caveman's dad. Granddad. Captain Caveman was a funny fella. Yeah. Okay, so let's, I don't need my hat. It'll just overheat my head at this point.

Just leave it, man. You look great. Jesus, man. Santa's right out of her today. Oh, look on, hey. I'm coming around. Hey, look who's at the front of her today. Oh, look on... Hey. I'm coming around. Hey, look who's at the front of the table.

Did you know who's down there? No, man. Sing a song, Ricky. Sing Jingle Bell. Santa Claus is coming around. What is it? Are you walking off? Yeah, man.

You're dragging it off to him singing Christmas carols. No, I'm not. Look, Ricky. Oh, you got your little leg, you think. I got my legs. The jimmy legs. The jimmy legs are dancing. I got the jimmy legs.

Oh, yeah. Jimmy one, two, jimmy three, four. Happy birthday. I mean, yeah. Well, happy birthday to you, I guess. You're Santa. It's not Santa's birthday, Ricky. Yeah, it is.

When is Santa's birthday, then? Nobody knows. Santa got born. Santa Jesus got born today. So did Rudolph and Frosty. Happy birthday, guys. They all got born today. And Rudolph.

Yep. Rudolph, Santa, Jesus, God, and Frosty all got born on the same day. Yep. Who the fuck told you that? I think it was the old man. So how did Frosty get born? He got made. Like made.

And then he turned into real. Merry Christmas, Bubbles slash Santa. All right, I got some presents for you guys, too. And Merry Christmas, Bubbles slash Sam. I got some presents for you guys, too. And Merry Christmas. It's not much this year, boys. I didn't have a lot of money. Decent. Thanks, Julian.

This for me, Ricky? Dual IGA grocery bag, huh? You know what they say. What? Oh, decent. A disc man. With a disc in it. Freaky.

Freaky. Like, why the fuck would you give this to me, man? Like, I know it's just it's nice to get gifts and shit, but why?

Country dance steps. I think you I think you... And why is the coverage like the same? Look. It's awesome. Country Dance Steps. I think you should take up dancing.

It's the fucking... Why did they do that? I thought maybe if you took up country dancing, it would get rid of the label you have of the dirty dancing. Ricky. I don't have a fucking label, man. I just want to ask you something. Yes.

Where'd you get this? I forget what the place was called. Doesn't it need a fucking... It has a disc in it. It's not in a package. And there's earwax on the earphones. Oh, man. You can clean that up.

Who did you steal that from? You stole it, obviously. Were you at the library? I don't remember. Because that's probably stolen from the library. That's not totally, obviously. Were you at the library? I don't remember. Because that's probably stolen from the library. And I'm guessing this is somebody get up to go search for a book. You know what they say, though. It's a library book, man.

It's a thought that counts. Batteries are dead. It's got earwax on the earphones. You rip the thing off the back, at least, the little pouch that has the card in it. Gone. It's got a Hank Williams icon. You don't like Hank Williams anymore?

I love Hank Williams. Thank you, Ricky. I'll use that. You know what? There's not a fucking chance I'll even... I'll use that too. I'll take your gift. You should start doing something new, and I think country dancing is right up your fucking alleyway. How do you disinfect earwax? What the fuck am I going to do with this? I don't even go on away. What is it? It's an eye mask,

ear plug, and a fucking neck pillow. Yeah. What, you don't like it? No, it's fucking fantastic. How many times have you been on a plane, like, in the last few years? You know what? I might try this when I'm sleeping in my car. I might. All I got was a travel pillow.

Oh, you got ripped off. Julian. I got the whole shooting match. This is down at the IGA. Oh, I gave you the raw fucking gifts. Just a sec. Ricky, that's yours. What?

Labs. That's yours. I gave you the raw. I should have put a tag on them. Oh, okay. Yeah, you get the pillow and the blinders and, you know. You got a pillow. Hey, you can get the pillow and the blinders and, you know. You got a pillow. Hey, the earbud thingies?

Give those to Pugs. Damn it. Those are mine. They're part of the kit. For fuck's sakes. And where's my eye goggles? My shaders. I think it's in there, man. No, there's nothing else in here.

Well, I don't know. I didn't take them. You took those out. All right, I saved the receipt. We can bring it back. Julian, this is one of those things you get for free when you're in Canadian Tire. You take the survey. This is a fucked up gift, man. At least I put some thought into mine. You took the survey at Canadian Tire and got that for free.

Which is still nice. I still appreciate it. I'm just saying, don't... You'll have a good sleep when you use that, man. That whole kit. Oh, I'll use the pillow and earplugs. Okay. Well, I was gonna ask you. Oh, ho, ho, ho! Holy fuck, man.

Checked you out. Yes, now the real magic happens. Who are these for, man? These are for you guys. Very thoughtful. The real magic happens here. Uh-oh, I can't. My tags fell off.

Oh, no, that one's for you. Julian? Julian? Yeah. Ricky, that's for you, bud. Thank you, Bubz. You're welcome. What is it?

Well, I'm not going to tell you. Just open it. Bubz, you know what. What is it? Well, I'm not going to tell you. Just open it. Bubz, you know what? What? You're good, buddy. What is it? You're good. What do you mean, what is it?

It's my tire plug kit. What is it? Oh, Jesus, yes. I've got that slow fucking leak in the Monte Carlo. Boom! Holy fuck, man. Thank you. Thanks, buddy.

That's a fucking... Welcome. I ran out of Marklers. What do you think of those, Ricky? These are fucking nice. You know what? I could write a new book. Tire pressure gauge, man. Nice. I've always wanted one of these. I know.

I know. Princess Otto. Holy fuck. I got that at Princess Otto. I'm gonna use this bubs today. Oh, these are the good kind. Yes, those are the good kind. They last, guaranteed to last 30 hours each.

Fuck. 30 hours of actual maracling. This is fucking unbelievable. Nice. I can't wait to get to work. Why don't you drive? Holy shit. Double enders.

Yes. Oh, fuck, man. Who doesn't like a double ender, huh? I love you, Santa. Thank you, man. You're welcome, Ricky. You're welcome. And now you don't have to drive with your tires all out of balance.

That's right, man. At least that's a real gift. Hey, Julian. I've always wanted one of those things, man. But it's like something you'd... Yeah, I'm going to go to the store to buy a tire pressure gauge. Who does that? You know what?

I'll be honest. I signed up for Amazon and got that as a free gift, but when I did, I was like, Julian's getting that. Buddy. Hey, Julian,

you're good at blowing things. Can you inflate my pillow? I'm good at blowing things. You're a master blower. You fucking blow it, you jolly fuck. Boys, I'm right out of here. Yeah.

I think that 200... Fuck! You gotta press it, man. I tried. What happened? It's not working. Fucking piece of shit. Just give fucking Jacob to do it.

It doesn't work. It doesn't know how to work. I wonder who else got born on this wonderful day besides Santa and Jesus God. Lots of people, man. Frosty and Rudolph. There's a lot of people

fucking born. Boys, if I had a big salmon, like a whole salmon, I could be Dan Aykroyd and trade in places. besides Santa and Jesus God, Frosty, and Rudolph. Boys, if I had a big salmon, like a whole salmon, I could be Dan Aykroyd in Trading Places. Remember when he was eating that salmon and it was all caught in his beard and he was just eating away? Yeah, that was good, man. I don't remember that. Trading Places. Dan Aykroyd and Eddie Murphy.

Yeah. Hey, look, what the fuck was that just came out? Don't have a sound. We got popcorn, man. I'm coughing up fucking fur balls. I might be. I know how to deal with fur balls better than anybody. Okay, what are we doing?

We're going to talk about some birthdays, Bob. So any one of these people could be... Humphrey Bogart. Santa Jesus God. Humphrey Bogart, man. You missed Isaac Newton. That's pretty important. Didn't he invent something?

Are you smart? Isaac Newton? Yeah. I think he's one of the greatest fucking mathematicians, physicists, astronomers of all time. He wrote, come up with so many fucking things. Gravity. He didn't invent the apple.

No. But he came up with the theory of the laws of gravity. He explained them after an apple bonked him on the head. That's what it was. Yeah. The laws of motion. He...fucking Newton's laws are like... He basically invented physics.

There's something named after him, isn't there? Newton? Newton is a unit of force, yes. Remember when you clamped that thing on Randy's balls? Yep. Those clips have 850 newtons of force. And you put it right on his bare testicle. Okay, let's just... We gotta use an example here just to show him how fucking hard that is.

If you just take that grip and put it on a squirrel, would it survive? No! Dead? Dead. Pinch his little lungs closed. What about his sharks? Well, it depends where you put it on him. Where are you talking about? On his head. Oh, he's done. What about his balls? Oh, he'd squeal himself to death. Why would you even think of that? What about a raccoon? No? You could clip, crimp it, clip, grip it to a... You're fucking...

They're kicking in, man. Yeah, I think they're kicking in. There's got a major buzz going on in my ear. You could clip it to a raccoon's head. Yeah. What about his balls? Oh, he would come right aboard you. What about a shark's balls?

Sharks don't have balls. Ricky, when have you ever seen a shark with balls? Why do they make babies? They've got internal balls. You couldn't clip it. Their balls are inside their shark bodies. Inside their body, man. It's like saying sharks have lips.

They do. You think about, no, think about this. The shark's attacking. All they have to do is fucking grab the balls or rip them right off. Shark's done. Yeah, but that's why they don't have balls. That's what I'm saying.

That's why they're inside. Is there a hole you can reach up in and grab them? Oh yeah, you gotta be able to fucking reach in and grab the whole fucking unit if you want. Pull it right out. So you think the balls are up their arse? I don't know. No, man. They're not up their arse. No, they're hidden.

They must have a ball hatch or something. They must have like a ball hatch or something. Why would they need a ball hatch? Well, dolphins got the same kind of whole rig system going. Well, they have a hole in their head. Yeah, but they also have a hole where they're fucking, because they look crazy. Do they bang their heads?

That's their sex hole, yeah. Really? No, they don't, man. They don't bang each other's holes. Oh, fuck. There was a guy arrested at a zoo in England for having sex with a dolphin's blowhole.

Really? Yes, that's a true story. You can Google it. His name was Freddy the Dolphin. I believe. How did he say it was? He didn't, Ricky.

It didn't say in the article. But he got caught sexually assaulting a dolphin, it said, in his blowhole. Jesus. What the fuck is wrong with people that bang animals? That's weird, man. Yes, it's weird. It's weird. Ask your mother.

Bubz. He's joking. Humphrey Bogart? Humphrey Bogart? He could be. Humphrey Bogart. Here's looking to kill you. Here's looking to you, kid. He could be Jesus.

All these people could be Jesus. You know what's fucked? Jimmy Buffett? I don't think he actually said that in the movie. No? Here's looking at you. That was a myth. I don't know, man.

Huh? You look it up. Don't look that one up, man. He was good in Apocalypse Now. Who was? Like, how could you say that and everybody else, like, say no? Humphrey Bogart wasn't in Apocalypse Now, Ricky. I think he was.

He was too handsome. Well, who was the guy that was in it then? In Apocalypse Now? Yeah, he was handsome at one point. Oh, my God, Ricky. Merlin, yeah, that was Merlin Brando, man. Yeah? Same guy, though. Merlin Brando and Humphrey Bogart.

People thought he was quite handsome back in the day, but... Merlin Brando? He was no Humphrey Bogart. Well, Humphrey Bogart, you think he was hot? He was a Humphrey Bogart. Well, Humphrey Bogart, you think he was hot? He was a gorgeous man. Gorgeous looking man. But he never said here's looking at you, kid. Noel Redding? Let me see, man.

You know him? Noel Redding? Yeah. Of course I do. Bass player for Jimi Hendrix. Jimi Buffay? That's Jimi Hendrix. Jimi Buffet? That's Jimi Buffet. Uh...

What the fuck is this? What is this shit you do? What the fuck are you doing? I'm fucking looking up here, just looking at you, kid, to see if it happened. I've got a clip. And we're gonna fucking figure this out right now, man. Sissy Spacek. Oh, here we go.

She's fucking brave. That's gonna happen. Will you have your man go with Mr. Laszlo and take care of this luggage? Certainly, Rick. Anything you say. Try Mr. Laszlo's luggage and put it on the plane. Yes, sir. This way, please.

You gonna watch the whole fucking movie? No, this is the scene. Don't mind you filling the names. That'll make it even more official. You think of everything, don't you? When he's sending her off. And the names are Mr. and Mrs. Victor Laszlo. But why my name, Richard?

Because you're getting on that plane. I don't understand. What about you? I'm staying here with him until the plane gets safely away. No, Richard. No, what has happened to you? Last night we said... This is no copyright infringement at all.

You said I was... No, man. Well, I've done a lot of it since then. It all adds up. What's going to happen? He doesn't say it. This is no copyright infringement at all. No, man. What's it going to happen? He doesn't say it. Just a second. Oh, buds. Where'd he go, man?

I thought you were just going to Google it, not play the fucking movie. Well, it's... I'm trying to... You're saying this only to make me go. I'm saying it because it's true. Okay, just a sec. There's a lot of things we've been trying to do you can't be any part of. I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people... All right, continue on. I've got to find it and then we'll get back to it. Someday you'll understand that.

He doesn't say it. Really? Then what the... I'm just looking at you, kid. Hey! What the fuck was that? You fucking said that! What the fuck?

You mumbled it! I told you! Son of a bitch! He doesn't say it! He does! No? Get ready for it. He doesn't say it.

See? What the fuck was that? He doesn't say it. He doesn't say it. He doesn't say it. He doesn't say it. He doesn't say it. He doesn't say it. He doesn't say it. He doesn't say it. He doesn't say it. He doesn ready for it.

He doesn't say it. See? What the fuck happened? He did say it. Okay. Nope. It's happening. Say it. What the fuck? Someday you'll understand that. No, no. Say it.

He's looking at you, kid. What the fuck? Okay, I must be thinking of... I know what I'm thinking of. It's in Gone With the Wind you're thinking of. He doesn't say what everyone thinks he's... No, I'm thinking of dying all night. Who did...

How? All night-Mite! He says that. He only said it once. Dino-Mite! What do you mean he only said it once? He only said it once in the whole series, Dino-Mite. Oh, you know what? You only need to say it once.

What's the famous quote from Gone Out the Wind? Don't touch my rutabaga. Nope. Get your hands off my unit. Oh, there's another thing. We are the wind. Don't touch my rotabagger. Nope. Get your hands off my unit. Oh, there's another thing. We are the champions. They say that it doesn't end up the way people think it does.

Correct. That was one of the... What was it? Fill me in again. That was the... Who was the fella that was in jail for years? Nelson Mandela.

The Mandela Effect. That's what that's called. Okay. Also, the Berenstain Bears. We're the Berenstain Bears. All right. Did you know that? No, what?

You know the Berenstain Bears. Yeah. How do you spell Berenstain? I don't know. B-E-R-E-N-S-T-E-I-N. Incorrect. It's spelled B-E-R-E-N-S-T-A-I-N. The Berenstein.

Game. But I don't remember it that way. I remember it. We already talked about this on the show. Yeah, we did. C3PO has a silver leg. Did you know that? Yeah.

Well, last time you didn't. I didn't either. No, we had to look that one up. So we finished with these. That was one of the things, though, was... What thing were you talking about? I trailed off there. Where are we? Pink Floyd. No, it wasn't Pink Floyd.

Here's looking at your ass, kid. Here's looking at you, kid. Here's looking at you, kid. Here's looking at your tits. I fucking totally shot you down on that one, man. Sissy Spacek. Good fucking actor. Hot or not hot, bubs? Sissy Spacek?

Yeah. Young Sissy Spacek, yes. Okay. Annie Lennox. Hot or not hot? Annie Lennox? Yeah. Smoke show.

Okay. What about El Chapo? Who am I to do-do-do-do? El Chapo? Yeah. Hot. It's all hot. What does El Chapo stand for?

Is that because his lips get chopped a lot? No, man. Ricky. What? He's going to send a fucking squad after you now. What does it mean? I know who the fuck, he's a hardcore motherfucker. He can tunnel, he's got access to tunnel builders.

What does El Chapo mean? The champion? I don't know. I'll find out, man. El Chapo means... Is that where he's from? The boss. El Chapo.

The captain. It might be the captain. I bet you're right. I think it's the boss-o. El boss-o. Hugo boss-o. El Chapo means... El capi...

No, El Capitan means El Capitan. Oh, yeah. Fuck. Oh. Shorty. Way wrong. Both of you guys. Shorty?

There's no way. He doesn't like to be called El Chapo, I don't think. But they all... All the big guys in the organizations are called El Chapo. El Chapo is defined as shorty in Spanish due to Joaquin Guzman's short stature of 168 centimeters. So what is, what is he in feet? Joaquin Guzman. About 4'8".

How tall is he? Oh, fuck, what, really? How many what? I don't know. Six, 164 centimeters is what? Oh, fuck, what? Really? How many what? I don't know. 164 centimeters is what? Wow. Feet. Do an adapter on there.

Adapt it, man. You're fucking killing me right now. Just talking to your device. Atlanta Miles. Atlanta Miles. Red velvet. Black velvet, Ricky. Red velvet is the cake that you like. Hot or not hot, bubs? Atlanta Miles. Red Velvet. Black Velvet, Ricky. Red Velvet is the cake that you like.

Hot or not hot, bubs? Atlanta Miles? Yeah. Hot. Back in the Dizzee. Okay. Yeah, she used to flash her badge. What?

Where? Did she ever flash it to you? I know you did see her in concert a few times. She flashed it a few times. Like Sharon Stone? Yeah. Wow. She flashed it a few times. Like Sharon Stone? Yeah. Wow. She used to do that.

Get the crowd going. Missy Cleveland, playmate. Don't remember her. Hot or not hot? Do you remember her? I don't remember her. Missy Cleveland, playmate, April 79. Missy Cleveland, she was...

Missy Cleveland. Playmate of the year? No, just a playmate. April 79. This is not good when shit's not... Noel Hogan from the Cranberries. I don't think he's Jesus reincarcerated. What? Who?

The fuck are you talking about, man? I think one of these people could be the Holy Lord reincarcerated. Because it's Christmas Day, B born days. What the fuck? Dildo. Or no, Dido. Dido. That's Missy Cleveland. Where?

She was born in 1959. Hold it closer. I can't see. Excuse me. Oh yes, I remember her. Do you? Yeah, back in the 70s. Not me, man. I do. I had that episode.

Ray had that issue. Well, I did not know this one. What? Justin Trudeau got fucking burnt on Christmas Day. The 23rd Prime Minister of Canada was born. Maybe he's the Lord of Reincarcerators. I have some people I know. Hot or not hot, bubs?

Trudeau? Yeah. He's a good-looking fella. So you think he's hot, too? I don't think any man is hot. I'm totally confident in my ability to say a man is a good-looking fella. Justin Trudeau is a good-looking fella. Elephant Man, not so good-looking.

It's not nice though. God, I'm coming around. Giving my second or third win. This is your... Don't forget your second win. So what should we do? I don't know, man. Do you want to play Christmas Jeopardy?

Is it such a thing? To teach the folks, the good people of the world? I bet I'll run the board. No, we don't know, man. Do you want to play Christmas Jeopardy? Is it such a thing? To teach the folks, the good people of the world? I bet I'll run the board. We don't want to play Jeopardy, do we? I'll run the fucking board. Two fuckboys. I can't think right now. Do you have any news stories?

Well, I did find this fucking funny thing, the story. This guy from New Zealand, Zealand. Zealand. New Zealand. Zealand. Claims speaking Irish, I mean, speaking in an Irish accent has cured his lifelong stuttering problem. That's pretty fucking cool. I believe that.

Oh, really? How you doing? I don't fucking stutter. Watch your fucking mouth bubbles. First I talk up and then I talk down. First I talk up and then I talk down. First I talk up and then I talk down. You know what? I believe it.

I think people should all, if you have a stuttering problem, start talking like you're... Well, look at fucking Mel Tellis. Who? Mel Tellis had a stuttering problem, but when he sang, he had a beautiful singing voice. Didn't stutter a bit. That's, yeah. You want some eggnog? All right, what's the plans for the rest of this fucking day, boys? Jeopardy.

There's going to be... No, we're not going to play Jeopardy today. The rest of the day, I'm probably going to disinfect these earphones with some Clorox or something. Are we taking a nap at any point today? Are we just going to... Together? No, Bubs.

You know what? We either go hard and no nap, finish early. That's what I'm saying. Or we take a little nap and go late and hard. So should we take some of those... I'm already hard. We've got to have a Christmas bonfire tonight. We should start having it today.

You're fucking right. I already collected the wood. I got six carts full of wood. We should start having it today. You're fucking right. I already collected the wood. I got six carts full of wood. We're gonna have it. Super Jesus bonfire. I might, uh... No, I'm not gonna... We're gonna try to summon Jesus

from the sky. Babs, what are we talking about? Using the bonfire as a beacon. He was here already. Well, we're gonna bring Jesus to the earth with a giant bonfire. Jack Frost.

What the fuck are you... Jack Frost is gonna do what? Jack Frost roasting on an open fire. Jack Frost roasting on an open fire. He would just... He would boil, wouldn't he? He'd roast. He'd cook like a pig.

Little fucker. He'd roast, wouldn't he? He'd roast. He'd cook like a pig. Little fucker. He'd roast up nice. I bet you he'd be all crispy. Boys, try Jack Frost's thigh. Is it ever crispy? Put some ranch on it. Yeah, no, I wouldn't want to eat Jack Frost's. Jeez, boy, liquor.

Put some ranch on Jack Frost's legs. All right, I've got nothing else to do. A lot of meat on him. There's a lot of meat on Jack Frost's legs. All right, I've got nothing else to do. A lot of meat on him. There's a lot of meat on Jack Frost. I'm surprised. We don't really have much except for that cop that ate fucking... Oh, ate the evidence. Ate the weed chocolate bar while he was on duty and got all fucked up and had to call cops.

Officer down. He used the code, Officer Down Code, and they all fucked up and had to call cops. Officer down. He used the code, officer down code, and they all fucking came in. Thought he needed some serious help. And he was just baked? Just baked. He ate the fucking evidence that they confiscated. And another cop got hurt really bad

trying to get to the scene to rescue him. He slipped on some ice and cracked his head. So it was a big fucking mess. It was a big, stupid, edible fucking mess. Same thing that's going to happen to you. Yeah, bubs. Don't be slipping around on ice. No, I'm just riding the wave.

No, it hasn't even really hit yet. Don't call for Officer Down. Don't tell me it hasn't hit me yet. No, it's just starting to. It should be. You took it about just starting to. It should be. You took it about 45 minutes ago. About an hour ago. Well, in an hour, you're going to start getting bucky.

Oh, for fuck's sakes. It's going to be awesome, man. I'll do it with it. 200 is a lot. Like, most I've taken is 100. What? You're definitely going to be, you know what? You'll probably end up going to sleep.

Or, if you don't go to sleep, sit down, just stay seated. I thought you guys always take a thousand. That's why I thought 200 wasn't a lot. This will help, too, man. You take a hundred? Yeah, man. You usually take like four. Oh, my God.

Should I go to the emergency room? No, man. No, man. No officers going down today. Actually, make some notes because I want to know what you're going through. Well, just record them all day. Oh my god. It's probably going to be a good time. It's probably going to be a good time. Yeah, probably.

If you're nervous, I'll do 200 right now. I don't give a fuck. Would you? Yes. I would appreciate it. And you know what? Because it's Christmas, I'll do 200 as well. I would appreciate that, boys. That would be the greatest gift you could give me. All right. Well, let's go get these fucking things. We better get them in soon.

We'll see what happens and we'll let the peoples know us about it next week. Okay, let's get them in you as quick as you can so you catch up to me. All right. Or, yeah, because if we start seeing you get all fucking freaked out, we probably won't take them. This is either going to make Christmas or totally fucking ruin it. Oh, it's going to be awesome. OK.

Looking forward to this. Let's go take 200 milligrams of edibles. Merry Christmas, everybody. Merry Christmas, everybody. We were supposed to talk about the cruise. What cruise? The cruise, the TPB cruise that's coming up. Trailerparkboyscruise.com.

That's right. There, we talked about it.