Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 177 - Too High To Drink

Episode Date: January 4, 2019

Black eyed peas, ham and cabbage are on the menu to bring in the New Year! The Boys are licking their wounds from a 12 day bender, and is Bubbles wheeling chicks? Do the drapes match the curtains or does the rug match the drapes?! Episode 177 is brought to you by the official Trailer Park Boys Store, SwearNet.com (the only place to watch the video of this podcash), Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 lager and Green Bastard IPA!

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And a new beer is born Try my new Ricky's Catch 23 malt liquor It's stronger than you are We're gonna stop doing these fucking podcasts. It's New Year's Day. Christmas Day. I know. We should do them the day after, day before maybe.

Nope. This is our new policy. I'm still fucking coming around here. I can't believe you're fucking, hair, Ricky, and your talk. Well, you guys did good. 200 milligrams I took.

Yeah. And that was a big mistake for me. I probably should have taken 10 milligrams, maybe 20. 40 or 50.

50. No, that's still too much for me. 200 is a lot though, man. It kinda, it ruins your day, because I didn't feel like doing a fucking thing. I was on, I was literally on the moon.

I was walking around on... You did good, man. You were freaking out a little bit, but you did pretty good. I was walking around on Mars for a bit. Well, thanks for looking after me. It was weird that I got so fucked up, but then I realized that I completely fucked up.

What do you mean? I fucked up my math. How did you fuck up your math? You're good with drug math. No, remember when I ate, I ate like 200 gummies or something ridiculous. You ate 200? What? Yeah.

They were 20 grams each, Ricky. 10, so it's... They're 10 grams each. Yeah, I know. That's 2,000. 10 milligrams each, so I did 2. That's 2,000. 10 milligrams each. So I did 2,000. 2,000 milligrams?

That's a lot. I was fucking hallucinating, man. That's why I was so fucked for how many days? You can't hallucinate over shit, can you? I did. Yes, it was a thing that... First time ever. If you take a massive amount of some tab like created in your liver,

hallucinogenic. It was awesome. Yeah? Yeah. You can get fucked over. Once I slept for that full day, I did another 2,000. You did another 2,000 a day later. Ricky.

I think that's going to be my dose from now on. 4,000 milligrams within three days. That's 400 grams of edibles. Is it? In how many days? No, it's 4,000. Five or six. It's not bad.

4,000 milligrams, but it's 400 grams. Oh, grams, yeah. Too much. Ricky, that's almost a half. You're almost halfway to a kilo of edibles. It's gonna be, yeah, I can't afford to keep doing it, but man, it's, it's fucked. It's really good, it's just really different. It's like a kind of combination of mushrooms and...

It's really different, oh my God, man. It's funny when you fuck up and it actually turns out to be a good thing. Because a lot of times when I fuck up, it turns out to be a bad thing. You don't say. Oh yeah, no, I had fucked up in the past and it actually turns out to be a good thing? Because a lot of times when I fuck up, it turns out to be a bad thing. You don't say. Oh, yeah, no. I had fucked up in the past and it was bad. So you're gonna be, like, fucking ingesting close to 10,000 milligrams of that shit a week

if you keep going? No, no, no. I can't keep going. It fucks you. I mean, you can't really function, right? Boys, I got the fucking monkeys. Something awful. Me too, you can't really function, right? Boys, I got the fucking monkeys. Something awful. Me too, we're having popcorn and chips.

That's one weird thing. When you're that fucked up, you don't really remember to eat. Well, you're too fucked. Your brain is... These chips taste like Mr. Noodles, man. I barely drank anything. That's what they are. We should get drunk today.

Pringles ramen. Chicken-flavored ramen. Let's get drunk today. Iingles ramen. Oh, yeah? Chicken-flavored ramen. Let's get drunk today. I haven't had many drinks this week because I've been too fucked up. I've been drinking all morning. I've been drinking all week. Okay, here, we're going to officially start. All right.

Ready? Oh, yeah. It's New Year's Day. Yeah, what the fuck's going on, fuckers? This is the official Trailer Park Boys podcast coming at you right now. This is the first one of the fucking year, 2019. It is 2009. Holy fuck, I forgot about that.

It is 2019, man. What do you mean you forgot about it? You just said it's New Year's Day. I know, but I forgot what year it was. Holy fuck, that's insane. Next year's going to be 2020. Just like the TV show. Remember that show, Space 1999?

Remember that fucking show? I remember the name of it, but I don't remember the show. Do. Remember that show, Space 1999? Remember that fucking show? I remember the name of it, but I don't remember the show. Do you remember that one, Buzz? No, not Space 1999. Something, yeah, that was Space 1999. You mean a Space Odyssey 2001? No, man, it was a fucking TV series. Back when we were little fellows, man.

I don't remember that. And they lived on the moon. No, I remember every show from when I was a kid. There was no show Space 1999. I can't believe, you know what? If this is real, I've got one up on you. What do you mean if it's real? You might have imagined it.

Space 1999, season two. Here we go. Oh, runny. Runny, man. That's a little fucking, you don't remember this? Shit. Bubs, man, I'm disappointed. I fucking can't believe I got this one and you didn't.

Was it called Space 1999? Space 1999, man. And I remember watching this going, fuck off. Oh, gay porn came on. Yeah. Gay porn came on there. I remember watching this fucking... This show going...

Merton Lando, man, saying, this is what it's going to be like in 1999. And you're going to be up on the fucking moon living with these people. See, look. Oh, yeah, I remember this now. That fucking place? I didn't have that channel.

Look at that thing. You don't remember that thing? The little landers and shit? Oh, man. We should fucking remake this. I didn't have it. You got a... Well, there's a series for you to fucking binge, buddy.

I didn't have that channel. You must have had the fancy channels. You'll be into it. Was it good? Yeah, man. Mm. What are you guys gonna... Do you have any resolutions?

No. None? Not one? I was... What are your resolutions? No. None? Not one? A year's resolutions. None. Well, I'm going to try to retire by the end of this year. Because this year went to shit. This wasn't a good year for money.

But I got more cabbage and black-eyed peas and ham boiling up. I'm telling you, Bubz, I'm not eating any more of that shit. Black-eyed peas, cabbage, and ham, if you eat them on New Year's Eve and New Year's Day, it brings you money. The only black-eyed pea I'm going to eat is what's-her-face. She's hot. Black-eyed peas, disgusting.

Cabbage, fuck that. Ham, no, man. Cabbage, fuck that. Ham, no, man. Cabbage gives you the farts. The only kind of swine I like is bacon. Don't like ham. It's the same fucking thing. Well, it's not when you fucking make a BLT, man. You know that you're like Homer Simpson.

You know that ham and pork and bacon come from the same animal. They don't taste the same. Yeah, they do, actually. No, they don't, man. You fry up ham, it does not taste like bacon. If you get the right kind of ham, it does. Oh, yeah, it's called bacon. You buy bacon to eat bacon.

I'm gonna show you a video of how bacon's made, and you'll never eat it again as long as you live. No, man, because then I'd never eat hot dogs again. There's made, and you'll never eat it again as long as you live. No, man, because then I'd never eat hot dogs again. There's all kinds of shit I wouldn't eat again. Hot dogs you definitely wouldn't eat. And I love fucking... It's all lips and assholes squished through a machine.

Guts. Guts. I'm definitely showing it to him. How come you still eat them then? You fucking love hot dogs. Because I'm not a baby. I'm not a fucking eat them then? You fucking love hot dogs. Because I'm not a baby. I'm not a fucking man baby either because I love hot dogs. Once you see where they're made, you're going to stop.

So how about this fucking kid here? Who? Who fucking moves last night? The Legion. Oh, yeah, man. I'm a fucking legend now thanks to that book. What the fuck was the dance you were doing? It's right here, man.

See? Good win. I took Julian's gift, learned every fucking dance move. I learned the four corners, the do-sh-do, the fucking Pennsylvania polka, horny mule.

I was doing the horny mule at the Legion last night. Everybody. I had the whole place doing the horny mule. People probably got pregnant last night. Did you end up leaving with that lady?

Yeah, man, would you knock somebody up? Not me. I mean, there were so many people doing it on the dance floor. Somebody probably got her going. So you know what this means? That girl's right into you. Bubz? Mildred.

Yeah. Mildred was... A little old, but... Mildred was digging me. She is getting a little tiny bit old, man. She's not actually old. She just looks old. She looks old.

She looks older than she is. She's got hydrocephalus. You know what? Whatever it's called. I'd say she's 63. No, she's actually in her 40s. No, she's not. She is.

She's got hydrocephalus or whatever it's called. Hydrocephalus. Where you get the big head. You should go get that thing fucking checked. No, she's not. She is. She's got hydrocephalus or whatever it's called. Hydrocephalus? Where you get the big head? You should go get that thing fucking checked. No, no. Hydrocephalus isn't an STD. So the gray hair is intentional then, is it? The gray hair, she's just one of those people that got gray hair at a younger age, but

that's why her head's this long. Is it like gray everywhere? I didn't do anything like that with her. We just went out and talked. I didn't see her. Well, you know what? What's the expression? Do the curtains match the, what is it?

I forget. I mean, the rotten rug. Do the drapes match the curtains? What? No. Do the drapes match the rug? Does the rug match the drapes? Yeah.

Which one's which, though? The drapes match the rug. Does the rug match the drapes? Yeah. Which one's which, though? The drapes are up here hanging. That's a man. And the rug. Or the rug. The rug's down there. But normally, if you get a toupee, you call it a rug. And if you have curtains, it could be the, you know,

things that hang down. The beef curtains. Ricky. beef curtains. Ricky. Beef curtains. That's what people call, that's what kids call that shit these days, man. Beef curtains. Yes.

Yeah, kids these days. So if you're saying... At least get her a fucking number. So if you're saying does the rug match the curtains, you mean does the toupee match the beef curtains? It should saying does the rug match the curtains, you mean does the toupee match the beef curtains? It should be do the curtains

match the rug. Do the beef curtains match the toupee? That's nice. That's a nice saying for New Year's Day. Okay, so this is, you know what the deal is? What? You should fucking start using that book. I'm telling you.

It's already been used. If you're going to get banged because of this book, you owe me a gift. Or how much this book cost. I don't owe you a gift. Yeah, because this book is yours, man. It's your book. Why?

Because you picked up. You used it. It's a book. You picked up. So you got her number, did you? Mildred's number? I got Mildred's number. Are you going to see Mildred again?

Or I just might. Doesn't she have like fucking seven kids or something? I don't know. She does, man. Well, that's fine. Seven? Wow. Those sevens are fucking shitloads. They're all older, though.

Okay, there's baggage, and then there's like a whole fucking community. That's an instant family. They're all grown-ups. It's not like she's got little fucking toddlers. Grown-up. Well, you got more than seven cats. Same sort of deal, I guess. Same deal.

And we're taking things slow, that's all. All right. She's, um... Take it slow, pups. We're going to a potluck supper. Tuesday night. You know what that means? No, I've always wondered what does it mean.

I've always wondered what does it mean. 75% of people that take chicks to a potluck dinner get bagged. Now, what does potluck mean? Everybody brings a different dish. But what's the luck come from? Well, maybe, oh, look, somebody brought fucking meatballs. How lucky am I? That's my favorite thing to eat.

You know what else they do? So it's potluck. Bob, they throw keys into a bowl at the end of it. No, they don't. They pick the keys out. At the church. Hook up. Yeah.

At the church potluck, they have a key party. Way too easy. Yeah. Bring some keys. I don't think so. I'm going. Ricky, you're not coming to the potluck and ruining my night. No, you should go, man.

I'll bring something. Yeah. That's, you, what will you bring as potluck dish? My favorite. See, I'd be going. My specialty. Weed infused something. Well, no, we could, I could definitely do that if you want.

I think we've had enough weed for this week. No, I'll make up my macaroni and cheese with the wieners in it. Ricky. It's fucking awesome. What are you going to bring? Black-eyed peas, ham, and cabbage? No, I make a gorgeous lobster thermidor. Gorgeous.

A therm or what? Lobster thermidor. The dish that will get you banged, right? Yeah. See, I knew it. I know your fucking deal, boss. It's a lobster dish. Gorgeous.

Or I might make my fish cakes, my patented fish cakes. You ever fried cabbage in bacon fat? No, we've done that, Ricky. Pretty good. You can bring that if I'm coming. You should make some Rice Krispie squares, too, man. Lecker ball sandwiches. We could do those.

I'm not a fan. No, man. All right, so we're getting drunk today. It's official. I'm already half in the bag, boys. I haven't been drinking much this week. You were too high. You're not too high to drink. I'm already half in the bag, boys. I haven't been drinking much this week. You were too high. Yeah, too high to drink.

I'm going to get that shirt. That's a good recce shirt. Too high to drink. Too high to drink. Yeah, you did get to the point where you were too high to drink, actually. You get pulled over. Sir, have you been drinking tonight? No.

Too fucking high. Too fucking high to drink. Probably still get in trouble, though, I guess. January 1st. Do you want to see who was born on January 1st? I can't fucking believe it's 2019. I've got to remember to write that. Yeah.

To write it... Usually takes me six months. To what? When you're writing things out and you want to put the date. What the fuck do you ever write out that needs a date? You don't write checks. Yeah, you're right. Usually it's jail forms and shit.

Police shit. Hopefully I won't get arrested for at least six months. Aw, Ricky, maybe that could be your New Year's resolution. Don't get arrested. For six months. No, for the year. What if you could not get arrested for the whole year?

How? Well, like most people. Most people don't get arrested. You know that, right? What do you mean? Like, ever? Most people that live in society never get arrested their whole life.

Wow. The majority of people never get arrested. How could you not do something at some point? All right, you know what? Most people have experienced a drunk tank thing, though. No, the majority of people have not been to the drunk tank.

You, sir, are wrong. So what, the world's just one giant nerd? Ricky, just because you've never been arrested doesn't make you a nerd. You're fucking right it does. I don't believe you, man. This is what you're teaching kids. Kids are watching this. Well, you can either choose to be a nerd or choose to not be a nerd.

I chose to not be a nerd. I'm not a fucking, well, I've been to jail too, so. There you go. I guess I'm not a nerd. You used to be a nerd. No, I. I guess I'm not a nerd. You used to be a nerd. No, I didn't. I was never a nerd. Back when you were six,

you were a nerd. You could be called a nerd. You weren't a nerd, but. I was never a nerd. Let's get that fact out there. Jason Fuckman used to call you a nerd. That's what I'm saying. Well, Fuckman called everybody,

but he called you guys nerds too. That's a good point. So were you guys nerds, too. That's a good point. So were you guys nerds just because Jason Fucknall called you a nerd? No, but a lot of people called you a nerd, even though you weren't, and they were fucking dicks. Because they were all Fucknall's crew, the Whitebridge gang. Yeah. That's why.

All right, man. You're not a nerd, buddy. No, I never was. Oh, fuck. A lot not a nerd, buddy. No, I never was. Oh, fuck. A lot more flux over on this end. Because you keep fucking falling over on top of it, man. This is the table you... Fuck, it was a year ago today, wasn't it?

Yes. Holy fuck. A year ago today, you collapsed this fucking table. Almost killed yourself. Fuck, that was not a great, great ride. Do we have a clip of that we can roll? Let's roll that clip. Here, we got to at least get here Let's roll that clip. Here, we got at least... Here, help me move him.

Here, Ricky. Come over. What the... Oh, fuck. Fuck. Are you all right? Ricky. Fuck. Are you all right? Ricky. Oh, fuck.

Jesus, you went down hard. That was a bad one. Thank God I was banged up. I didn't really feel it. Mother of Jesus. That would have broke a normal man's spine. Yeah, but not this man. Okay.

His spine's made out of THC. Unbreakable. THC's not unbreakable. How are you enjoying your neck pillow? My what? Your neck pillow. Yeah. Holy fuck.

You look like a bit of a dick. When did this happen? You've been wearing that for about six days. Holy fuck, boys. When did this happen? You've been wearing that for about six days. Holy fuck, boys. You feel good now? My neck is a hundred percent. What, you think you just had a stiff neck? Yeah, man, it's just, I don't know. I don't know what's going on, man. People that got born, J. Edgar Hoover got born on January 1st. Edgar Hoover. First director of the FBI. He's a famous fucking guy. There's a building named after him.

Yes, the main FBI building because he was the first, he invented the FBI. Wow, how did he invent that? That's cool. Well,

they invented it because of Al Capone, wasn't it? The Untouchables, man. I think that's why they invented the FBI, the Federal Bureau of Investigation.

Fuck, I wish I could invent something like that. That was a good movie, yeah? What? Untouchables? Mm-hmm. Very good. Yeah, it was good.

Yeah, the FBI. He was a bit of a whack job, though. He used to wear dresses and drive things in his arse. Yeah, he wore women's clothes, didn't he? I didn't know about the arse pair. Oh, maybe that's, maybe I imagine that. But that was a... But he used to wear women's clothes, didn't he? I didn't know about the earth's prayer. Oh, maybe that's, maybe I imagine that. But he used to wear women's clothes. Yeah, but lots of people do that these days, man.

Oh, I'm not saying it. Yeah, this is kind of weird. Back then it was... It's accepted. In 1941, to be running the biggest police agency in the United States and be dressing like a woman was not acceptable. It was very weird back then. But you know what? He's saying, fuck you guys.

Yeah, I like that. I'd fucking burn this. Fuck you. I'm wearing a dress and you can suck it. No, nobody knew back then. Oh, okay. It wasn't like he was showing up at meetings in this fucking dress. Well, how do you know it was real then?

All right. Is there any pictures of him? They found out after the fact that he was... Somebody made that up. Maybe. What the fuck is this guy spelling his name like this for? J brackets Arom, D bracket Avid, Slinger. No, J.D. Salinger.

But they just put what his name would be if it was spelled out. But he went by J.D. his whole life. J.D. Salinger. You know who he is, Ricky? Hey, J.D. What's up? Do you know who J.D. Salinger is? It's a fucking, isn't he a poet or something?

He's a writer. What did he write? Anything not out? Well, he wrote a very famous book with a character named Holden Caulfield. The book was called Catcher in the Rye. Yeah. Don't say that. Baseball movie.

No, it was not a baseball movie. It was about a, no. They built a fucking stadium in a cornfield. No, that was not Catcher in the Rye. A field. A catcher in a rye field. That was not Catcher in the Rye. If you build it, he will come. Yeah, that wasn't that. That was Bill Durham, wasn't rye field. That was not the catcher in the rye. If you build it, he will come.

Yeah, that wasn't that. That was Bill Durham, wasn't it? Oh. That wasn't Bill Durham. It was Field of Corn. Field of Dreams. Dreams. I'm turning into Ricky.

You know what? I'm stopping this fucking edible shit. It's fucking me up. No, man. I need more. I'm starting to be too not high. It's like you're this fucked up, you don't even care about what you're saying anymore.

You're just... Catcher in the Rye was a book about Holden Caulfield, a guy who was in school, and he went to New York. Yeah, disappeared. Disappeared, got a hooker. Oh, really? He got a hooker and partied and shit, but it was a very deep book.

Should I read it? What's the deep meaning about it? Don't get a hooker. You should read, like, a few Dr. Seuss books and then get into that kind of shit. But the guy that assassinated John Lennon, he read The Catcher in the Rye and he was so nuts that he thought he was holding, well, he thought a lot of shit, but he went and reenacted a bunch of shit he did. Went to New York, stayed in the same hotel, got a hooker. So if this book didn't exist, he probably wouldn't have did that, right?

Possibly. That's a theory. Well, you should fucking hate this. So J.D. Salinger fucking killed John Lennon? No, he didn't. He did, in a way. No, a crazy fucker whose name we shall not mention did. And he can go fuck himself. I wish somebody would fucking shank him.

Lee Harvey. No, it wasn't Lee Harvey, Ricky. That's JFK. Lee Harvey Oswald assassinated JFK. And then Jack Ruby assassinated JFK. So they say, man. I wonder why my brain can't keep shit like that straight. Because your filing system's all clogged with resin.

Is that what it is? Yeah, I mean. Your brain's like a filing cabinet, but the drawers are stocked on yours because of the resin, the hash resin. We should invent a brain cleaner then. Bet you'd be rich. A brain cleaner. Cleanse your brain.

Make the drawers open again. Do you remember Lung Brush on Saturday Night Live? No, but I wish I had one. Lung Brush was funny. That was a commercial on Saturday Night Live where you just stick a big thing down your throat and clean out your lungs. Pull her out and it's all covered in tar.

Oh, man, you must like this next person. Don't know if it's a female or male. Who? B. Klebin. Oh, B. Klebin? Yeah. Yes, he drew all kinds of cat cartoons. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, he drew a lot of kitty cartoons. Ha, ha, ha. These are good chips, eh? Who doesn't like kiddie cartoons? Who doesn't like chicken chips? Chicken chips are delicious. Is there any left? Yeah.

Okay. Country Joe McDonald. Yes. What the fuck's that? Country Joe and the Fish. All right. You don't know who that is? I don't know if I do either.

Country Joe was a... Tune. Sing his tune. Most famous song he played at Woodstock. You don't know who that is? I don't know if I do either. Country Joe was a... Tune. Sing his tune. Most famous song he played at Woodstock. Well, it's one, two, three. What are we fighting for? I don't give a damn. Next stop is Vietnam.

Then it's five, six, seven. Open up the pearly gates. He wrote a war protest song about Vietnam. He played it at Woodstock. Incredibly famous. Country Joe McDonald, Country Joe and the Fish. Can't believe I didn't know that. Woodstock was awesome.

Ten years after, played there. Mm-hmm. I'm going home! I'm going home! Decent. And you know who recorded it? Guess who recorded Woodstock? My buddy Eddie Kramer. Nice. Decent. And you know who recorded it? Guess who recorded Woodstock?

My buddy Eddie Kramer. Nice. Eddie Kramer, who was Jimi Hendrix's guy, who if you go back through the podcast, you will see me interviewing Mr. Kramer. He's a buddy of mine. That's the guy you wanted to give some handies to. I didn't want to give him handies. You want to neck with him? I was just enthralled by him because he knows, he recorded everything that you ever heard Jimi Hendrix do. If he kissed you, what would you do?

If Eddie Kramer kissed me? Yeah. I wouldn't, he wouldn't kiss me because he's not like that. But what if he did? I'm just saying. I don't know. What if Arnold Schwarzenegger kissed you? I would back away. Well, so would I. But Eddie Kramer wouldn't kiss me. You didn't say that, though. I don't know. What if Arnold Schwarzenegger kissed you? I would back away. So would I.

But Eddie Kramer wouldn't kiss me. You didn't say that, though. You would back away. You'd back away while handing him your phone number and your hotel key. Here, Arnold, I want nothing to do with that room 612, bud. Meet me there. Okay, man. Meet me there. I'll be naked.

You're a fucking dick, bud. Meet me there. Okay, man. Meet me there, I'll be naked. You're a fucking dick, man. No. See if you can get Rambo to come with you. That'd be a weird fucking threesome. What, Julian Rambo

and Schwarzenegger? That'd be a party, man. I'd love to hang out with those guys. He said a threesome. Oh, no, no, no. I'm talking about going to a pub. No, he said that'd be a weird threesome.

You go now. That'd be a party. No, man. No. I didn't hear him. A Julian Schwarzenegger Rambo Daisy fuck chain. That would be weird. You're fucked.

A pyramidal fuck chain. All right, what are we doing? We're going to have to... Don Novello. Oh, fuck. I just saw a name there. Why don't we just... We've got to talk about him, man.

Father Guido Sarducci. Who's that? Don Novello was Father Guido Sarducci. Oh, yeah. I remember that guy. I'm going to ask him out. I hope so. Fuck.

Or on SCTV. SCTV. Gary Coleman. What you talking about, Willis? What you talking about, Willis? No way. No, this is a different one. No, it's Bebe.

What? Coleman. This is Gary Bebe Coleman. Blues, vocal guitarist, and producer. Born in 1947. There's two Gary Coleman's? That's fucked up. It's not fucked up.

There's lots of Ricky LaFleurs. Is there? In the world, there's definitely more than just you. No, but it would have been. Imagine if it was Gary Coleman. Yeah. Same birthday as her buddy. Oh, yeah, that'd be weird.

You know? 1969. Mr. Vern Troyer. Fuck! Vern was born on this day. Happy birthday, Vern. Happy birthday, Vern. Miss you, buddy.

Miss you, bud. Poor little Vern. Fuck, he was awesome, wasn't he? He was a good dude, man. We have some clips of Vern. We should roll some clips of Vern. Yeah, Micro Ninja. Yes, Micro Ninja.

All that stuff. We did a podcast with him. Video? Music video? What music video? Your music video. Oh, yes. He was in Who's Got Your Belly.

He was, indeed. He was in Who's Got Your Belly when I did the, well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit. He was doing this to your ass. He was doing that. He was buttering my biscuit. Buttering his ass. He was buttering my biscuit.

I remember him at the Kid Rock concert, man. It was quite a party. Yeah. Not bad. Yes, he was there with Paris Hilton, wasn't he? Yeah. Pretending to do dirty stuff with a Grey Goose bottle. And a banana.

Yeah, let's see some clips of Vern. Fuck, he was decent. Jesus Christ! Who the fuck are you? What's happening? Ricky, that's Vern Troyer! What are you doing here? Well, I'm such a huge fan of you guys

and I figured you were putting on a show so I come down and, you know... So you're at the fucking show tonight? Who's at the show, man? That's not good, buf. So he saw you fuck everything up. You hurt me. I don't wanna die. Motherfucking cocks in my ass! Fuck you. Cut!

Cut! Fuck. Jesus fucking Christ. What's going on here? What the fuck is going on here? What the fuck is going on here? What the fuck is going on? We're making a movie.

Here we are. What the fuck is going on? Making a movie. Here we are. What the fuck is going on? Ah, fuck. What a character. What a character. On that note, we should go have more drinks and fucking celebrate the rest of this day. Yeah, let's go. 2019. Let's do some edibles. Let's do it.

Ricky, I'm not. Okay, make one promise for 2019. 2019. 2019. You make one. I'm gonna become rich and I'm bringing you guys with me. That's my goal. Jesus Christ. I'm gonna be on the rich train.

All aboard. I like that one. 2019, I'm gonna do something nice. What am I gonna do? What are you gonna do, Ricky? I told my daughter that I would try to not smoke dope through the week, just do edibles.

But I don't know. And I'm supposed to cut out something called trans fats because I guess they're bad for you. Well, you haven't started yet because you're driving those into you. What is it? It says zero grams

of trans fats. Yes. So those are fucking healthy. You're all ready to go, Ricky. Beautiful. Chicken, chips,

and booze for the rest of the day. Chicken, chips, and booze all day. We got more of these chips? I'm sure we could find another can. All right.

Around 2019, I'm going to do something. 2019 has begun. What are you going to do? Something big? I'm going to do something nice in 2019. You're going to do something big. What do they say about that? I'm going to do something for the mental health people.

All right. That's what I'm going gonna do, something nice. I'll help you there as well, man. Let's all do it. Maybe we'll volunteer or do something nice for mental health. How about that? I declared it.

All right, cheers. Cheers, everybody. Tune in next week when it'll still be. It's 2019. It's 2019 for another 52 weeks, Ricky. Oh, my fuck. What does that mean? There's 52 weeks in 2019.

How do you know?