Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 18 - Classified Information

Episode Date: September 25, 2023

Legendary rapper Classified is IN THA TRAILER! He chats about growing up in Nova Scotia, his upcoming tour, and hanging out with Snoop Dogg. Also: Bob Marley, ether frolicking, and why Ricky wants to be a lemur!

To see the video version of Park After Dark in Ricky's trailer, go to SwearNet.com or download the Trailer Park Boys SwearNet app. Gorilla could beat a hyena, I'm telling you. A gorilla could beat a hyena? Yes! No fucking way, man. Did you ever see those big, crazy, silverback motherfuckers? They're gigantic.

Yeah. They make Arnold Schwarzenegger look like a little pissant. That's what I'm saying. He would beat a hyena. Oh, fuck, yeah. I thought you meant the other way around. He wouldn't beat a pack of hyenas. I seen a lion the other day fighting a pack of hyenas.

That's what I thought, man. It was like the lion didn't even care at first, and then they went in and started pulling them down and then the lion's friends all showed up. I saw that. He was in trouble. He was. He was in trouble. They go right for the nut sack, right? Oh, yeah. They really did.

Did you ever have a hyena lock onto your nuts? I did. That's your mama. I... I fucking love Mama Jo. Oh, they're going? Oh, we're going. Hey, what's going on? This is Perk F. Dirk. I'm the fucking co-host, I guess, Mama Jo. Oh, they're going? Oh, we're going. Hey, what's going on? This is Perk F. Dirk. I'm the fucking co-host, I guess, for today.

This is my other host here, Buffs. Turn this off. I don't like the sound. Just a sec. Edibles, man. Edibles. Anyway, we've got a special fucking... I'm the other guest.

I'm not a guest. I'm a host. He's a host. But we have a special guest. Yes. Very special. Hometown guy. Lives in Nova Scotia like us. We're proud of this guy. He's classified.

Let's give it up for classified. Thank you. Good to be here. Aw, there were supposed to be streamers. I thought balloons were going to fall or something. I had streamers that were ready to shoot off. Oh, you hit them last night. You set them off? It was an accident. For fuck's sakes. There were ready to shoot off. Oh, you hit them last night. You set them off?

It was an accident. For fuck's sakes, there was going to be anyway. There was supposed to be streamers there. I believe it, man. I was just messing it up. Blasted out. I bought them at the dollar store. Blasted myself in the face with one, actually.

With what? Streamer. Oh, fuck. Okay. Why'd you think I messed? Oh, you blasted yourself in the face with that. Whatever. Anyway, class, you live in Enfield.

That's about a half hour away from Sunnyvale. Close by, guys. Just not even that far. That's about, yeah, I can do it in about 10, 15 minutes. 20 minutes. 20 minutes. 20 minutes. 20 solid.

Pretty close. Pretty close, yeah. And you grew up there, right? You didn't just move to Enfield. Yeah, no, I grew up in Enfield. Stayed there until I was like 18, you know, moved into the big city. That's where the airport is. Yeah, that's what we got.

That's what we're known for. And the Irving Big Stop. Fuck yeah. How many times have you eaten at the Big Stop? Way too much. Sunday morning breakfast. That's usually where we go. It's like a family spot.

Yeah. Go with the family after the long Saturday night. Wake up, get some grease early Sunday morning. That's usually where we go. It's like a family spot. Yeah. Go with the family after the long Saturday night, wake up, get some grease early Sunday morning. That's right. For people that don't know, it's a great big dirty truck stop. It's awesome. Actually, the burgers were way better like 15 years ago there, weren't they? Like homemade back then?

No, you were probably just less picky. Yeah, I feel like they're the same. And you were a lot higher back then, I think. Yeah, I think you had a better buzz on it. Oh, yeah, yeah. You had a better buzz on. You had a better buzz on 15 years ago, dude. Everything tasted better 15 years ago. All right. Everything was better.

You've been spitting out, like, kick-ass rhymes for how many fucking years now? It's got to be, what, 25? 25 years since I was 15. I'm 45 now, so, yeah, 30 years. Holy shit, man. Yeah, man. Never looked at it that way.

That's amazing. Yeah, man, it just started as, like, a hobby, you know, with the friends. I years. Never looked at it that way. That's amazing. Yeah, man. It just started as like a hobby, you know, with friends. I just saw a thing you put on TikTok. Maybe we can put it up, can we? Oh yeah, let's do it. Where you're talking about your first rap show.

Yeah, in the big city, the Halifax, Helltown, Meltdown. I went from Enfield, Nova Scotia, across the rest of Canada. One, two, one, two. Yeah, yeah. across the rest of Canada. One, two, one, two. Yeah, yeah. What made you, you know, think of that? To do the poster? Yeah.

No, to do the poster. That was the team. You know, the team, the social media team. We're working with, like, a team that... We should get a team. Man, a team helps, because I don't think of stuff like that. She's like, hey, let's do this. Let's get you to do this.

And, you know, they edited it all together, made it look sweet. Yeah, I'm not good at any of that stuff. And do you remember the show well? Yeah. Or was it like... No, I kind of remember. It was grade 10,

Much Music Video Dance Party. Remember those? Oh, yeah. Yes. They used to come to your high school. Yeah, give everybody free Mr. Big. Chocolate bars? I remember they used to throw no chocolate bars.

I guess pizza, too, maybe. Greco pizza or some shit. Yeah? Wouldn't doubt it. But yeah, it was just getting up and, you know, they hit the house, they had the microphone, they played Naughty by Nature OPP, and I knew the beat went for a while after it,

so I was just like, this is my chance. Nice. I mean, get up, do my thing, and... Do you remember what you were rapping about? No, no, no. That's too fuzzy. Too far back. So I know Mr. Cooper, Super Duper.

This is Mr. Cooper was a thing. You remember Mr. Cooper? Yes. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I can't remember the rhyme, though. And it probably sucked anyway. But it just got me that bite.

You know, a couple friends in school were like, oh, this guy's doing it now. So just kept pushing from that. Still going. Still going, man. Still having fun with it. Tried to retire a couple years ago. It has the poster when you played the first show. That was my first show in Halifax. So that was with like Buck 65, Stinkin' Rich, Hip Club Groove, Corey, you know what I mean? The old crew. So yeah, that was my first time coming to the city where like seeing a real hip-hop scene, DJs with a turntable and all that shit.

May 12th, 1995 at Cafe Olé. Cafe Olé? I forgot about Cafe Olé. So I heard like one tune that really got you going was Tricky by Run DMC. Yes. I fucking love Run DMC. But let's even go further back.

We like that song because we changed it. Well, Ricky sings. There's Ricky. Yeah, yeah. Ricky sings. Ricky, Ricky. Um, Ricky,

what are you saying? I'm Ricky. I rock around. I'm high on drugs. I'm fucked all up. I'm Ricky. Something like that. Let's talk about

Rapper's Delight, man. Yeah. What did you think about when I heard Rapper's Delight way back in the day? I was like, holy fuck. I gotta learn this and I gotta fucking rap to everybody. So did you hear about when I heard Rappers of the Light way back in the day? I was like, holy fuck. I got to learn this

and I got to fucking rap to everybody. So did you hear that when it first came out or did you get onto it later? Because I got onto it later. A little bit later. So I didn't get that impact of it. But I was just a little fucker

and I was like, holy fuck. So I'd like get up and start, I'd do the whole rap. Give us some, Julian. Give us some. Hip it to the hippity hip hip. Don't stop a rock. Do the bam bam boogie

to the rippity boogie to the rippity boogie. Anyway, I'm not much of a rapper. You got it. But hippity hip hip. You don't stop a rock to the band bamboo to the dump the boogie to the ribbon on the book You know anyway, I'm not much of a rapper, but you got it. But then I am after that NWA Public enemy when I shit dropped. I was like, holy fuck. Yeah, the swearing is awesome That's what I think to be honest. You know, I mean like my dad was always in a band There was always music around what do you see Louis? She's needles singer played guitar at one point and then he did keyboard players who became a keyboard player My dad was always in a band. There was always music around. What did he play? Huey Lewis. Was he a singer? Beatles singer.

Played guitar at one point. Then they needed keyboard players, so he became a keyboard player. But it was like, you know, Beatles. Oh, yeah. Nice. You know, classic. Classic rock and roll. Yeah, yeah.

And then, yeah, I heard Tricky. I was like, what is this? And it just kind of caught me off. But it was probably mostly just the attitude of the bad words and shit like that. 12-year-old kid, you know. It's attractive. But then as I got into it more

and started following the culture and learning about it and actually paying attention to the music and lyrics and what it was about, I was like, oh, this got me

in a different way now. Yeah, yeah. It got me, man. It brought you into a world I didn't really know that much about. I was like that, but with trucking music.

Trucking music? Yeah, trucking music, like Red Solvine, Dave Dudley. Okay. They weren't really rapping, but they were singing some nice stuff. Yeah, you should check it out. Maybe you could do one as a rap. Sample a few stories. Yeah, we all both sampled a little stuff.

Six Days on the Road by Dave Dudley might be a good rapper. I've never heard it before. Six days on the road, now Iley might be a good rap or teddy bear. I've never heard it before. Six days on the road and I'm going to make it home tonight. You could maybe turn that into a rap. So who was it? I was hearing, like, this was months ago, someone was talking, they were, like, comparing rap to country. And I'm like, fuck yeah, it's very similar.

I don't know, like, is that true? Yeah, some, was it? I wouldn't, I don't think so. Was it Nelly? I don't, it was somebody. I've seen the comparison before. Did you hear that? Like, the storytelling aspect of it? Yeah. Was it Nelly? I don't know. It was somebody like Nelly. I've seen the comparison before. Did you hear that?

Like the storytelling aspect of it. Yeah. I think that's what I saw. I got into this with someone the other day like, fuck you, that's not true. And I was like, somebody was talking about it on TV and it was a rapper. Rappers don't really rap about, you know, the trucks breaking down. No, but it's like the opposite. Like the country goes, trucks, girlfriends, rappers.

My dad's gone. Typical. What I'm saying, typical countries. My beer, my dog, my truck, typical rapper. My gun, my hoe, my drugs. You know what I mean? Not saying all music is like that, rap or country, but the typical, what stereotypical people think it is. Oh, yeah.

So I guess maybe that's like a similar similarity. Yeah, a similar similarity. Julian raps about muscles, mostly. Julian's looking a little jacked over there. I'm not rapping about muscles. Julian tries to write raps about his muscles. I did rappers delight, man. That's about it.

I didn't do anything else. No, remember when you had to rap when we were younger? Easy E though. Oh, easy E. No, but remember you had to rap about your muscles? The biggest set of titties that I have is, whatever. Give me that, Give me that nut.

You remember that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember playing that on our school bus, and the teacher was just like, what the hell is this? He was crazy. Remember the rap you wrote about your muscles when we were about 15?

No, man. I am Julian. I got big muscles. You're embarrassing me in front of class, man. I got big muscles. I was not rapping. You had big muscles in 15? Oh, yeah. No, man. I did. No, know no no no no i did what would you rhyme with muscles right off the top there you go hustle tussle

tussle yeah all right brussels brussels i got big muscles because i eat all my brussels sprouts sprouts you got a new video yeah I just dropped a new video this week I heard called people it's awesome thank you man

thank you it's called I don't like people yes I love it it's going to be in my hands because I hate people yeah I feel like

that's kind of how the world is right now not that I like really hate everyone I like you guys you know what I mean but I find you wake up you're watching the new

social media and it's just people hating on everybody because all left, all right, religion, sex, whatever it is. And I'm just kind of sick of it all. I'm kind of like, I... I feel you. I'm with you. I don't like anybody anymore. I don't really like people. I don't like young people.

I don't like old people or smart people or dumb people. I don't care if you vaxxed or anti-vaxxed, if you cover your face or anti-mask. Still gonna sit here like young people. I don't like old people or smart people or dumb people. I don't care if you vaxxed or anti-vaxxed. If you cover your face or anti-mask. Still gonna sit here and hate people. Thinking, why do we rape people? Huh? Can't we all just get along? Exactly.

Wasn't that what was said? Remember? That's the point of this thought. Remember in the riots years ago when they beat that guy up? Remember? You don't remember? No, man. Years ago.

Remember when LA went crazy with the riots and they beat that guy up? Rodney King. Rodney King. Remember he got on TV and said, can't we all just get along? He was right. You know, he was ahead of his time, that fella. But you know what? You know what I think people need?

They need to smoke a bit more dope and they maybe got to listen to some reggae music. When I used to work at the Aristocrat... Nobody's fighting like that. Nobody wants to argue. Nobody wants to argue. When I was bouncing at the Aristocrat, at the end of the night, I'd throw reggae music on, because at the end of the night,

that's when people get in fights, right? So I'd throw that on, and people would just fucking chill out and just leave, man. Listen to some Bob Merle. Interesting. It's good, man. It fucking works.

You should do a study. I want to do a study. What's the opposite of that? Liquor and techno? Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah. Play that at the end of the night? You got people wanting to beat the shit out of you.

Some molly and techno or something. I don't know. Maybe that doesn't make people want to fight. Well, liquor and rage against the machine does. Yeah, that would do it. That'll do it. It would cause a couple fights. Everything is gonna be alright. Yeah, nobody's fighting

real bad. It wasn't alright for him, though, was it? He died. Who? Marley. Yeah, he got an infection. He kept saying everything's gonna be alright. Until that infection in his toe. Did he die of cancer? Infection in his toe or something. It just went through his whole body.

And because of his religion, you're talking about religion, his religion wouldn't allow him to get fixed at a hospital. He's like, oh, Jesus will fix it. I thought he got shot. Bob Marley? He got shot. He got shot. Marvin Gaye.

Okay. Marvin Gaye's dad shot him, didn't he? Yeah. Yeah, you're right, actually. Bob Marley did get shot,. Marvin Gaye. Okay. Marvin Gaye's dad shot him, didn't he? Yeah. Yeah, you're right, actually. Bob Marley did get shot, but he survived it. Okay. Oh, Bob Marley got shot, too? Yeah, he did.

He was all right. Accidentally, didn't he? Or was he shot on purpose? No, man. Some people came into his house. I mean, people were starting to get jealous that he was making money, even though he didn't give a fuck about money, right? Yeah, yeah.

He still lived pretty normal? Yeah, he still lived pretty normal. I guess he's... Ziggy and all those guys are living large, though. I believe Bob smoked a lot of dope. He smoked a ton of fucking gunpowder. Does anybody have a filter? A little Sherman here for us? Ricky does.

Yeah, that's a mine trap. Oh, you want to hit him with one? You want to hear a mine trap? Let's do it. Let's do it. I'll give you one. Oh, fuck. This almost broke my brain last week. Okay, here's a, this sounds like might be an easy one.

Yeah. If a wheel has 64 spokes, how many spaces are there between the spokes? Oh, fuck. What does that mean? See, that's hard on the head. 65 or 63, right? Exactly. It's one or the other.

So. Really? 64. It's one or the other. So... Really? 64. Really? Because the space that comes after the 64th spoke would be just before the first spoke. Yeah. Wow. But there's 65 spaces.

No, there's 64 spaces. Wow. I'd have to fucking draw that one out. That's what I was about to do. It was just like, okay, one, two, three, four. One, two, three, four. spaces. Wow. I'd have to fucking draw that one out. That's what I was about to do. I was just like, okay, one, two, three, four. One, two, three, four. Yeah. Fuck.

Yeah. There it is. There she be. See, that was smart. That was a smart way of doing it. Everything is going to be all right. Yeah, man. Woo!

So you toured with someone that we actually hung out with a little bit, Mr. Snoop. Yeah, I've done a few songs with Snoop. Yeah. I've done a few shows with Snoop. A few shows with Snoop. How was that? Well, you guys know what it's like. Snoop is exactly what you think he would be. I got to do a song with him, and it was actually because

when you guys brought him to Nova Scotia, when you showed him to you guys. Yeah, I remember that. And I brought my studio to the hotel you guys were all staying at. An RV studio. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And yeah, that was a big moment for me, man. That's like 14-year-old me, listening to Doggy Style,

being like, man, I'd love to do some shit like that. Snoop Dazzle. Same with us. We were fucking in shock that he was actually in Sunnyvale. It was fucked. Well, it's just so dope

that he's such a big fan. He's like, yeah, I'll fly up to Nova Scotia and go shoot this. Yeah. That says something right there. He loved the Swiss Chalet. I think he ate it almost every day. Did he? Swiss Chalet? Loved it. there. He loved the Swiss Chalet. I think he ate it

almost every day. Did he? Swiss Chalet? Loved it. I don't remember eating the Swiss Chalet. Is that not an American thing? They got that in America,

don't they? No, I don't think so. Really? They have a Swiss Chalet, but it's a hotel. Oh. Yeah, that's definitely, Ricky. That's an actual chalet.

I know. Swiss Chalet was down there. I saw Swiss Chalet and we were fucking hitting that. I drove in. It was a goddamn hotel. Yeah. And it's a Switzerland hotel.

One thing that was really cool about Snoop is just sitting there with him in the same room, he's got his laptop out, he's playing the best music, the tunes you have never heard of before. It's been a long time. And he just rolls non-stop. He's like a machine. He'll roll one,

pass it out. Roll another one, light it one, pass it out. Or he'll roll one, light it, pass it around. Roll another one, light it up, pass it around. I thought he had old music, you said, though? Oh, he'd listen to old, like, erm, bean stuff, and he'd be high going, fuck yeah! I thought he had more tolerance, but it was pretty easy to outsmoke him.

Build a hot soul. What? Okay. We smoked a couple in the hotel room when we were recording. Yeah, he doesn't smoke. He smokes some pretty strong stuff. Yes, he does not. I'm like mixing with tobacco still.

I still like spliffs. I hate his, but I was like, man, let me roll my own thing here. Yeah, I hear it. Me too. Yeah. Yeah, he doesn't hold back, as they say. No, he does not hold back. No, he does not.

Snoop likes to push it. Push it real good. Ooh, doo-doo, doo-doo-doo. Muscles in the boob. You know what grade six I did that song as a lip sync contest? Oh, yeah.

Me and my boys. Fuck, I wish it was wearing a skirt. With some dancing? Wearing a skirt. We had some little weird shit. I don't know what the fuck we were thinking, but...

You were ahead of your time. Ahead of my time. Did you have a video of this? That was before I got on stage. A friend of mine, his mom does. I don't know what the fuck we were thinking, but... You were ahead of your time. Ahead of my time, bud. You got a video of this? That was before I got on stage. A friend of mine, his mom does. I haven't talked to them in a while, but...

Oh, man, that'd be amazing. I remember she... Push it real good. Do-do-do-do-do. You should have a documentary about yourself, man. I'd like to do that someday. Yeah, you should.

I wrote a book. We know some guys with some cameras. Yeah, it's true, you know? It'd be a great story. I'd watch the shit out of that. No, I wrote a book during COVID because I guys with some cameras. Yeah, it's true, you know. It'd be a great story. I'd watch the shit out of that. No, I wrote a book during COVID because I just didn't know what else to do.

Sitting home and, you know, just started writing about the come up, coming out into Enfield, all those things we're kind of talking about. Oh, I thought you meant like a murder mystery. Yeah, I could. Oh, you wrote a book about you? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, I thought you just wrote a book. Wrote a book about a murder mystery. Like a Hardy Boys type book. It's funny. My next video coming out is called Hardy Boys. Wrote a book about a murder mystery. Like a Hardy Boys type book. It's funny. My next video coming out is called Hardy Boys. It's me and my brother. Nice. And we're solving crimes running around town.

That's the type of video I enjoy. Like remember when Weezer did, you know, Buddy Holly and they were in the Happy Days thing? I still enjoy that video. Look at this fucking guy. Check this guy. He's a guy. What's he doing? Just hitting his hand with a hammer. Since he was a kid, he would hit himself with a hammer. Now he just goes around, makes money, and hits himself.

Where is he hitting himself? On the shin. It looks like he's shaking. No, man. It doesn't look that hard, does it? No, it's making him lose it. Hitting's not hard, and I think it's a rubber hammer. I think it's a fucking prop hammer. Anyway, he hits himself a thousand times a day.

Listen to that. Oh, yeah. Oh, right in the shins. That's the shins. He's just been doing this for years, and now he's... I guess that's like those tie boxes that used to kick trees. Yeah. Just bang their shins off the tree.

Yeah, they smash their shins into the bamboo, and then their shins get like a big herd. Yeah, I remember that Van Damme was... Fuck. Jean-Claude Van Damme. Yeah, look at this. I'm going to bust open this coconut with my elbow. I could think of better career choices than that. I should get one of those in the fix.

I'm sure he has a moment here and there, but it seems like a lot of work for him. When he's like older, he's going to be fucked. Can you say arthritis? Can you say this guy is doing lots of banging because of that? Guarantee it, man. Do you think he whacks himself in the wiener? That's how I was going with that.

No, he's all these leagues. He might lay his wiener on the table and just crank it. He might. Is that what you want to see? No, but I'm just wondering, is it, does he have, like, an armadillo wiener now? I suppose you were telling me about this fucking... Smashburger. This fucking stealth fighter jet that some guy ejected at Evelyn.

Yes, did you see that? Did they find it yet? Yes, they found it. Oh, they did find it. They found it in the woods. They sent out a message to the public yesterday saying, hey, help us find our jet. We lost our fucking... We lost $80 million.

How many million dollars? $80 million. Jesus Christ. Per? We got a stealth jet and it works too well. F-35. We can't find it. We can't80 million. $80 million? Jesus Christ. Per? We got a stealth jet and it works too well. F-35? We can't find it. We can't see it.

I don't understand why he ejected if the plane was able to fly straight and level for another two hours. Usually ejection is like last resort type thing, like when you know you're going down. But he just ejected and then the plane just kept going. But how did that story end up? Like, how'd they find it? How'd they get it? They found it in the woods in South Carolina. It must have crashed, did it?

It did. Nobody got hurt, I hope. Well, obviously it crashed, Ricky. It didn't land itself. It couldn't be a safe thing. I thought maybe it was still flying around, and they found it. It must have ran out of fuel.

Oh, yeah, it probably ran out of fuel. It went into the woods anyway. Those things are a little hard on gas. They don't run on gas, but yes, they are hard on the fuel. Not gasoline in those things, Rick. No, no? No. What is it?

Jet fuel. Which is what? It's like a... It's a form of gas, isn't it? It's like a high-test mixture. So it's gas. It's like kerosene, basically. Super at the pump. No, you couldn't put super... It's not a high-test mixture. So it's gas. It's like kerosene, basically. Super at the pump.

No, you couldn't put super... It's not super, man. You couldn't put super unleaded in a jet, Ricky. Jet fuel is like a high-test kerosene. I believe. But what do I know about jet fuel, really? This is fucking gross, man. Dude, I'm glad we weren't born like 175 years ago.

You know why? Well, we'd be dead if we were. Well, I'm just saying, back then, they had nothing to put you under when you were getting operations. That was only 175 years ago. Whiskey. That's quite a while. They were like cutting people's legs off. You'd be like, ah, fuck.

Yeah, whiskey is all they had. But did you know they had ether parties back then? Yes. Called ether frolics. Yes. They'd get all banged up in ether, because I guess ether fucks up your brain. Like it- Fear and loathing, man? Your body will do shit without your brain telling it to do it.

So you're just sitting there aware of it, but your- There is nothing more desperate than a man in the depths of an ether binge. Hunter S. Thompson? That's from Fear and Loathing. You guys know some shit. That's what he was talking about, man. I think I'd like to try ether. You know what? People still try ether?

They're still having ether parties. Let's make it come back. You put it on a rag and you just breathe it. These were all done by med schools as students back in the day. They would have ether parties and... Trust the science, right? Women loved it and they'd show off and say, hey, ladies, look at this.

I'm going to take some ether. And they'd sit around and... Is that what they would do? Yeah, man. The body would just start moving around. Their brain would be like, why the fuck am I moving? How many years ago? 175?

175 years ago. I wonder if other parts of your body would start doing things without instruction. My legs took off one night. Remember that? Yeah. My legs started running down the road. Hunter S. Thompson.

With me attached. I couldn't stop them. It makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early Irish novel. That's how we can do it. Yeah, right out of her. Fear and loathe him, man. Basically, you're right out of her. You know what we got to do? Get him on ether. No. And vide can do it. Yeah, right out of her. Fear and loathing, man. Basically, you're right out of her. You know what we got to do?

Get him on ether. No. And videotape it. Remember how we all picked an animal we wanted to be if we weren't human? Yeah. Now you want to be a tiger? I've changed it now to a lemur. Why?

Because they can run from the cops. Did you see that video? No, man. It's fucking spectacular. Ricky, you're fucked. Two cops trying to catch this lemur. Lemur's like, fuck off. Fast.

A lemur. Agile. Oh, yeah. You want to be a lemur. Lemur's like, fuck off. I'm fast. A lemur. Agile. Oh, yeah. You want to be a lemur. Just to be able to run from the cops better. Lemur can go in and rob a bank. You're not catching it. What's the fast name?

Cheetah, isn't it? Cheetah would be fucking good, but... Okay, why would a lemur be running from cops? You just got that idea from that video, right? Oh, yeah. I'm like, is anything running from the cops? And a lemur could hold a gun, I think. But why were the cops after the fucking lemur?

Because he's running around the fucking city. It's in Springfield, Missouri. Isn't that where Burke Simpson's from? Who's Burke Simpson? It's his show. Why does he talk Burke Simpson? No, Bert, with a T, Ricky. Bert.

He's not Bert. He's not made of bark. Lisa's brother? Yeah, Lisa's brother. Lisa's T, Ricky. Bert. He's not Bert. He's not made of bark. Lisa's brother? Yeah, Lisa's brother. Lisa's brother. He does Bert. You thought his name was Bert Simpson. I thought he Bert.

He doesn't Bert. I don't watch the show. He's never Bert in his life that I can remember. Maybe. A DMX episode. Yeah, maybe he did Bert in the DMX episode. Check that out if you haven't seen it. I've seen it.

You saw that? Yeah. Is it? Time to find it. DMX when he was on Simpsons? It was one of their weirder ones. Yeah, it was like a Halloween one, wasn't it? Yeah.

Nice, I'll have to watch that. DMX, man. Wasn't it Bark Simpson? That could have been his name in that episode. Bark Simpson. Wow, check that shit out, man. That's a camera. That's the tiniest camera in the fucking world. What about Burt Simpson? That could have been his name in that episode. Burt Sampson. Oh, check that shit out, man. That's a camera. That's the tiniest camera in the fucking world. That's a camera? How do you tell how tiny it is? That's his finger. That's a finger.

Does he have a fat finger? A really skinny finger? I guess it's pretty small. It's probably an average sized finger. It's a small camera, Ricky. It's pretty small. You can see those lines. What's he gonna film with that? He could put that right in his piss hole. You can actually. It's not much bigger than that.

You can put it in your piss hole. They put it at the end of catheters, like fucking endoscopes and all this other shit. How do you power it? Good question, man. Double A. Probably the world's smallest battery. Well, see, that's probably hooked to a, it's probably got a little wire that goes to a great big battery. So when you get it in your pistol, you got to drag the battery in there.

No, man. That's it. That's it, eh? That is the camera. That's like a, what do they call them? Those little cameras? GoPros. Mini cameras.

Mini GoPros, man. That's a lot fucking bigger than a, or smaller than a GoPro. It's like a, it's the size of a. You try ramming a GoPro in your pistol. See what happens, it's the size of- You try ramming a GoPro in your piss hole. See what happens. It's the size of a grain of salt, man. That's bigger than a grain of salt. No it isn't.

That's a small finger, man. That's just like a two year old kid holding it. It's a baby finger. Yeah. No, it's got two developed of a fingerprint. Boys, I'm right out of here. What are we talking about? All right, we're talking. So what's up next?

Is there? No, I'm- You're all good, you're good? Yes. So class, you're playing tomorrow night, Saturday night. That's right. Where's that at?

We're playing St. John, New Brunswick. St. John, New Brunswick. A little maritime show. Where's that at now? Right down the waterfront. Oh, nice. Oh, Container Village. You guys been out there since they built that?

Area 506. I heard it's awesome. I have not been yet. St. John's next level now. The last 10 years, it's stepped up. Maybe we should drive up. I want to because I'm fine. That'd be awesome.

Because, I mean, years ago, like 10 years ago, 20 years ago, whatever, it didn't smell the greatest in St. John. 100%, man. It fucking reeked. It used to be one of the roughest places. I'll be honest. St. John used to be, for us, when we toured 15, 20 years ago, we'd be like, ah, St. John. 100%, man. It's fucking real. Yeah, but that's all gone. It used to be one of the roughest places. I'll be honest, St. John used to be, for us,

when we toured 15, 20 years ago, we'd be like, St. John, it's a tough one. Really? Now it's my favorite time to play here.

Really? It's not fun. Really? Yeah, I love it there now. I know they had a place that made the greatest doner pizza I've ever had in my life

in St. John. Really? Because they put it, it wasn't like slices of it. Shredded? Just like shredded up, and then you guys probably had all the donairs,

right? Oh, man. What's your favorite in the city? Oh, man. You can't beat Tony's. Like, I really care, too. This isn't just a game.

You can't beat Tony's, I think. Tony's on ropey? You can. And I love Tony's. I like Tony's, but it's not my favorite. No way.

You can beat Tony's. Oh, yeah. I don't know, man. Tony's is good. Tony's is also good. You guys ever have Daddy Green's and Lance? No. No can beat Tony's. Oh, yeah. I don't know, man. Tony's is good. Tony's is also good. You guys ever have Daddy Green's in Lance? No. No?

Daddy Green's? Best in the world. Really? All right. I got to go find it for a shot. There used to be a little place, just a tiny little place down, right down outside the park, Timmy Rubber Nuts. Do you remember that place?

No. Timmy Rubber Nuts? Timmy Rubber Nuts, donairs and pizza. It was only open for about two weeks. So whereabouts in Lance? I gotta go fucking check this out. It's right on the main strip.

It's been there for years. Where's Lance? Right up by, it goes Enfield, Elmsdale, Lance. Oh, Lance. That's that way. I'm checking that place.

And what's it called? Daddy Green's. Daddy Green's. Daddy Green's. So we make a mean fucking donair ourselves. I don't know. I'll put it up. Like a chili cook- fucking doner ourselves. I don't know. I'll put it up.

Like a chili cook-off with doner. I'm in. Daddy greens. We're going to have to. Crisp up the meat. Oh, yeah. When you say that, a little extra sauce. Crisp up the meat.

Yeah, yeah. There we go. Oh, yeah. Okay, so we get the show Saturday. Fuck, now I'm craving doner. All right. We'll get them on the way to St. John. We've got to get the show.

So after St. John, where are you going then? A couple weeks off. Taking my kid to see SZA in Toronto. That's going to be a little fun trip. Decent. Yeah, my daughter's birthday, so we're doing a big trip. Decent. And then Toronto.

We're playing Toronto in this place called the Neat Cafe, which is the smallest venue we've played in 30 years. That'll be fun. Yeah, we did an acoustic tour. We went and did this place for like 80 people in this small town. Population's like 20 people. Holy fuck.

But then there's towns like 20 minutes away from it so people come into this little place. That's cool. Decent. Yeah, so it's a good time. When's that show? That's November 15th and then Toronto on November 16th.

We're doing something for the Children's Wish Foundation. Oh, nice. Nice. Decent. Us and Chuck Lair. Some Canadian hip-hop. Children's Wish Foundation. Oh, nice. Decent. Us and Chuck Lair. Some Canadian hip-hop. Right on. Nice, nice. Right on, boys.

Alright, well, that's what we've got to do. We've got to check them out. We've been to your concert. Yeah, we went to the stage for a little bit. And that was a supernova show. It was awesome, man. Check out the show. You know, middle of COVID, it was good to get everybody out and do that. You're fucking great live, man. Check out the show. In the middle of COVID, it was good to get everybody out and do that. You're fucking great live, man. Thank you.

It must be hard to remember all those fucking words. There's a lot of words in your songs. Especially as a smoker. But yeah, I think it's just because I produce my stuff. I hear my songs so much when I'm working on them. I don't just go rap my verse and finish it up. You guys can just hear it once, Ricky. I hear it so much.

That's why when I'm done music, I never want to hear my music. Like, if we're at a party and someone plays my shit, I'm like... Oh, yeah, yeah. I think a lot of artists are like that, aren't they? Some artists love it.

Really? Some people want to play my shit. You know what I mean? Put my shit on. That's just not me. That's true. That's true. Boys, I think we should head out

to that Donair place right now. I would love to. You guys. Stir it. You want to go get some donairs? Daddy Greens. All right, how do you take your donairs? Veggies or no veggies?

No tomato. No tomato? Okay, I go. Daddy Greens. And cheese? Cheese. Yes, I like cheese. Cheese?

I go light with the cheese. Not every time. I say cheese, but just like half what you normally do, because I don't like when it's Sometimes it's way too much. Yeah, you're right. Sauce on it or a cup of sauce on the side? All mixed in it. All mixed in? Yeah, one on the side

just in case. Just in case you need to fucking really take her up a notch. So that's how you do it, people. Come to Nova Scotia, have some donairs, and how to eat them. And you gotta go to Green... What's the place called again? Daddy Green's. Daddy Green's. It's a great name. Daddy Green's is gonna be... Getting some business got a great name. Daddy Green's in Lance.

Getting some business from some of you. Watch, I'll get another liquor drink. All right, let's do it. All right, class, thanks, man, for coming on with us today

and hanging out. This is wicked. We should go to fucking St. John, boys, and check this out. David Miles is coming. Maestro Fresh West is going to be there.

Oh, no way. Nice. And there's an after party. He's spending there, so it's going to be fun. Maybe you could wrap us out somehow with like a little outro rap. You got to give him a beat, no way. Nice. And there's an after party. I'll be spending there, so it's going to be fun. Maybe you could rap us out somehow with like a little outro rap. You got to give them a beat, bubs. How do you say goodbye in a rap song?

Peace out. Peace out. There you go. Peace out, everybody. All right, cheers. Don't matter the color your skin is. Don't matter your age or your sex or religion. Look, I love you for being yourself, But I hate the division that's growing within us

That's why I don't like people I don't like broke people or rich people Or drunk people or sober people Lately, I don't wanna know you people Nah, but somebody gotta show you people Then we gotta start looking at a bigger picture Cause soon it's gonna be over, people See the video version of Park After Dark in Ricky's trailer. Go to SwearNet.com or download the Trailer Park Boys SwearNet app.